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String of slow changing & unfunny tickers blamed on collapse of the Jest stream 0
simonjmr 19.07.12 9:33am
simonjmr
Venables and John top FBI most wanted list as War on Terrys enters tenth year 0
simonjmr 19.07.12 9:27am
simonjmr
Over shoulder boulder holder so much older, experts claim

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Scroat 19.07.12 9:20am
Scroat
Lloyds bank receives it's Coop de grâce 0
charlies_hat 19.07.12 9:10am
charlies_hat
Man who confused dulux and durex suffering from premature emulsion 3
Carter 19.07.12 8:49am
seymour totti
Banking CEO finds good use for old quality street tin full of Coop stamps 0
button 19.07.12 8:34am
button
It's only a rubbish novel, everyone is reminded

The government is concerned that large numbers of ostensibly sane adults are devoting too much time on the internet arguing about '50 Shades of Grey', an inexplicably popular take on Jane Austen,...

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Oxbridge 19.07.12 8:23am
Oxbridge
Santa produces a vast range of new sleds - 50 grades of sleigh 0
Rootin Tootin 19.07.12 7:47am
Rootin Tootin
Madonna's first bra found in Austrian castle 0
Scroat 19.07.12 7:39am
Scroat
Tinnitus sufferers dreading 8:12am, July 27th 0
FlashArry 19.07.12 7:18am
FlashArry
An Idiot's Guide to...The Dark Knight Rises

- Final film in The Dark Knight Trilogy following on from [i]It Shouldn't Happen to a Batman[/i], and [i]Batman: East of Java[/i]. - To bulk up for his role as the villainous Bane, actor Tom Hardy...

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Carter 19.07.12 6:46am
The Masked Frog
New best seller for gardeners - 50 spades of clay. 0
Maverick 19.07.12 6:16am
Maverick
Cameron vows to 'Go After G4S'

David Cameron has vowed to "go after" G4S for their role in the Olympic security debacle. Speaking earlier today after a visit to the East London main venue, David Cameron said "I've told my fag...

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ginty 19.07.12 5:43am
ginty
50 Slades of Grey

Patricia entered the hotel lobby, escaping from the medium sized rain that had fallen the sky like her tears had fallen onto the pillow of her unshared bed the last 3 years, e.g. lots., She had...

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thisisall1word 19.07.12 12:11am
thisisall1word
Olympic opening ceremony shortened to stop it overlapping with closing ceremony

The Olympic opening ceremony, which included 10,000 dancing nurses, mime artists and the performance of every Shakespeare play, has been shortened in length. Lord Coe explained; "The problem was that...

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apepper 18.07.12 10:15pm
FlashArry
OED under pressure from banks, security firms to redefine 'culpable', 'bonus'

more soon ?...

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FlashArry 18.07.12 9:52pm
FlashArry
Laundry accident sees Bradley Wiggins retain the Pink Jersey 0
Perks 18.07.12 8:20pm
Perks
Peolpe too lazy to walk to the shops for tabs are fucked study suggests 4
button 18.07.12 7:04pm
button
GM Bamboo Shoots Turn Pandas Green

Pandamonium broke out today amongst anti-GM protestors in the West after it emerged Chinese scientists have developed a new genetically-modified strain of bamboo shoot and introduced it on a large...

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Reg Herring 18.07.12 6:28pm
Reg Herring
Top NASA scientist still burns toast

Nasa's foremost rocket scientist, Marc Millis, has admitted he still doesn't know how to use a toaster correctly. "I tried it on 3 but the 'toast' just came out looking like dirty bread. When I...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 18.07.12 6:07pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
World finally agrees on international distress sign 'AAAGH'.

In Britain it's 999. In America it's 911. On a submarine it's S.O.S. In the air it's Mayday, mayday. And in space it's 'Houston we have a problem'. Amid all this confusion, it's good to know the...

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Boutros 18.07.12 4:46pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Lane Closures Adding To Olympic Chaos

Unscheduled lane closures are causing another headache for London 2012 Olympic Games organisers adding to the security and logistical nightmare that has already tarnished the games with delays,...

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HIGNFY 18.07.12 4:01pm
HIGNFY
God claims creation of Earth still on budget, despite overrunning 6 day estimate

God claims that the original budget was for the Light and rocky bits. He admitted that creating life had taken billions of years longer than expected, but the other budget for organisms already had...

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gaijintendo 18.07.12 3:18pm
writinginbsl
Editors Deny Spoof News Articles Sponsorship Deal

Editors of several spoof and satire news websites have angrily denied that they have “sold out” and will now allow corporate sponsorship of articles and submissions. One editor, sipping a...

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HIGNFY 18.07.12 3:10pm
dvo4fun
G4S in administration after default on unsecured loans 0
charlies_hat 18.07.12 2:40pm
charlies_hat
Lady boys acceptable in surprise church compromise on gay marriage

In a surprise olive branch from the Church of England, Doctor Rowan Williams this morning announced that the church would support marriage between two men as long as one of them looked like a woman. ...

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The Masked Frog 18.07.12 2:10pm
charlies_hat
Nelson Mandela unaffected by his 27 years of inactivity 0
Rootin Tootin 18.07.12 12:23pm
Rootin Tootin
UK joy: BBC only set to cover Olympics up to 2020 "Thank F*ck! All over by 9 pm" 0
dvo4fun 18.07.12 12:16pm
dvo4fun
BBC Rogue Traders presenter complains about the hard cell 5
charlies_hat 18.07.12 12:05pm
dvo4fun
Tobacco company introduces 5kg cigarettes as "health fags"

British American Tobacco have introduced "healthy" cigarettes. Weighing 5kg, BAT claim they'll "give people a workout whilst they smoke". A spokesman for BAT enthused; "They could take off big time -...

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apepper 18.07.12 12:01pm
apepper