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Pussy teen parks in disabled mans' spot with ACNE truck. 0
3 years
Badger cull decision ‘not black or white’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
'Perfect example' of Fiona Bruce valued at Antiques Roadshow 0
Des and Stan 3 years

Antiques experts were delighted when the BBC bought along a priceless Fiona Bruce figurine for valuation at a recording of The Antiques Roadshow during last summer. In the show, due to be broadcast...

Frankie Howerd Appreciation Society launches ‘Titter’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
To dampen criticism,wealthy Bahrain is to import Egyptian protestors to shoot. 0
3 years
Riot police van grabs pole position for Bahrain Grand Prix 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Reggae tribute act "The Japanese Wailers" accidently boarded by Greenpeace. 3
Skylarking 3 years

More soon, Jah know...

Justin Bieber says, love is like a dog, sometimes it just takes you from behind. 1
3 years
American studying foreign words in Japanese for 2 straight weeks goes into 0
3 years

katakonic coma...

Vetinarians two young boys build spaceship, looking for film offers,TV shows 1
3 years
Solar Flares in Dagenham Lock-Up 0
3 years

"Green Fashion my arse" complained 58 year old Market Trader Bob Woods...

Pickles reveals “posh shame” 2
Banking Escapee 3 years

Human Pennine and cack-handed Coalition Community Minister Eric Pickles made a startling confession about his real social class last night. “I’m sick of the rumours,” the ostrich egg faced...

Posh reveals pickles shame - "I've never eaten any - what are they like?' 0
be reasonable 3 years

Is it me, or is it chilli in here? I mustard mitt, daft puns make a man go plum crazy...

Taco Bell launches new line of fast-food inspired by Mexico 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron Hurt After Colleagues Declare 'The Big Society' Worse Than New Coke 0
Textbook 3 years
Hugh Heffner Announces New TV Series 2
theumpire 3 years

At a press conference earlier today at the Playboy Mansion in California, Hugh Heffner announced that Playboy TV is to launch a major new series – “America’s Next Top Hooker”., The series...

Beginner Allotment man ignores spacing etiquette for carrot seeds and creates 0
3 years

monster not seen outside of the Mekong delta...

Pedant's' Society disbands due to argument over placement of apostrophe 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Middle classes win government U-turn on forest sell off - now for student loans. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Southerners aghast at prospect of Northern Lights 0
yussle 3 years

lowering the tone...

Gove silenced by knob-gag. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Bankers say 'No' to Bonuses 0
The Icon 3 years

In an unprecedented move, guaranteed to cause outcry and outrage in Government circles, pinstriped City bankers have refused to accept bonuses !, An enraged Government spokesman commented :’This...

Dolly Parton over-reacted 0
3 years

Having maintained a dignified silence for some thirty-seven years, "Jolene" hits back at Dolly in an exclusive with WTF! magazine., "Her puppies could easily outgun auburn hair and green eyes", that...

Ancient Brit discoveries explain phrase 'Out of one's skull', says etymologist 0
pinxit 3 years
Milliband to launch the "Vice-Versa" society 0
Iamthestig 3 years

A slightly less popular version of the Big Society...

'Big Society Wedding,' End of April, Breaks The Bank..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Cameron relieved that his lame-duck, gimmick is over...

Long customer service survey reveals top complaint is the length of the survey 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Just got one from Toyota that said "only 5 minutes too complete" Must have been 100 questions and dozen pages! I quit half-way and emailed them a real customer complaint to mull over!...

Classic poems to be given hip-hop makeover... 1
be reasonable 3 years

starting with 'Ali G in a country churchyard'. More soon...

BBC Censured over spoof headline 1
3 years

BBC Head Honcho's conceded their BBC Cornwall Newsreaders had been duped with the headline "Whale-Oil, Beef-Hooked !" before 9pm., A record number of complaints were received...

Egyptian Uprising Elaborate Publicity Stunt 0
LizzyG 3 years

World leaders are reported to be livid as news emerges that the supposed Egyptian uprising was merely an elaborate stunt engineered by a local concert promoter., Tweets that appeared to be...