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Alton Towers announces 'Ultimate Oblivion' Hadron Collider thrill ride 0
vertical 3 years

'£30 seems reasonable if you never see your kids again' say harassed parents

News Corp own Moody's 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

In an attempt to exact revenge on the UK (in the wake of the phone hacking scandal), News Corp have purchased controlling interest in Moody’s and have downgraded UK banks as a first step. More...

Amanda Knox welcomed home with lethal injection, followed by pardon 13
3 years

Amanda Knox was welcomed home last night, as fury mounted in the US over the Italian legal system. Following a huge swell of interest in the case, America has agreed to show the world how justice...

6 year old's financial savings receptacle downgraded to piglet bank. 0
spoole2112 3 years

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French food experts discover you really can taste cruelty - 2 34
3 years

Biologists in France claim they have discovered a sixth flavour that can be tasted by humans. Almost 25 years after the discovery of 'umami' (the flavour of 'pleasant savoriness'), experts now claim...

Sigmund Freud's great grandson to donate wife's savings to help Greece 1
RJWinter 3 years
Did Rooney's dad turn to crime because of the cuts, asks BBC reporter 1
ronseal 3 years
Study Shows Only Losers Sit Through News Site Tickers 0
Textbook 3 years
Man who wants to change the world realises he needs a bigger nappy. 1
martin2381 3 years
"Grandad Says That Cameron And Osborne...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Should use a box of matches like former PM, Alec Douglas-Home did in order to, learn economics."...

Brazilian Women a stick-on for 2016 Olympic Beach Stroll Back and Forwards Event 0
Drylaw 3 years
Mac users at risk from new worm threat 0
LittleSpender 3 years
Rooney ready to play Capello at Guess Who 0
simonjmr 3 years
Steve Jobs jokes condemned as un-PC 14
charlies_hat 3 years
Somerset farmer confused by floral tributes laid at his gate. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Mr Stephen Jobs, of Taunton, professed bemusement at the sudden proliferation of floral tributes and half-eaten apples left at his gate today. “I’m not dead, I’ve just been busy in the...

Steve Jobs refused life-saving upgrade after being deprecated by God 0
JohnA 3 years

Yes, I own an iPhone 3G - why do you ask?...

BBC Bulletin: 2000 jobs to be cut in the ne 0
kga6 3 years
Global warming reduces UK's ability to grow herbs 7
Screenie 3 years

'The unusual weather the UK has experienced over the last few decades has drastically reduced our ability to grow herbs,' stated UK organic farmer Jerry Hewitt. Something must be done and fast,' he...

Turnip's fury as swede wins Nobel Prize 2
apepper 3 years

Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede. A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the...

BBC redundancy reports latest from London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol, Leeds 0
Al OPecia 3 years

, Newcastle, Glasgow, Paris, Bonn, Berlin, Madrid, Bilbao, Lisbon, Rome, Perugia, Beirut, Damascus, Baghdad, just outside Zimbabwe, Nairobi, Islamabad, Mumbai, Bangkok, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Hong...

Amazement as Transformers win Nobel prize for Literature. 0
martin2381 3 years
Sarah Palin won't run for president. Prefers a gentle stroll. 0
martin2381 3 years
BBC is NOT over manned, manned, manned, say 26 spokesmen 3
ronseal 3 years
Pakistan cricket team win nobble prize. 3
andhrimnir 3 years
That Osbornne Cut leads to the loss of BBC prooofreaders. 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Desperate medics told to switch off Steve Jobs - and switch him back on again 9
ronseal 3 years
Steve Job's last words, "Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
White revealed as the new black - BNP in crisis 0
Screenie 3 years
Indigestion charges to be introduced in Dublin 0
spoole2112 3 years

With emergency ambulances clogging up the cities arterial routes, Dublin council are imposing a new indegestion charge in an attempt to dissuade overseas visitors from entering ludicrous eating...

Steve Jobs to be uploaded to iCloud 'by end of year' 6
dicky37 3 years

Contrary to rumours of his failing health, Apple last night revealed ex-CEO Steve Jobs is actually being uploaded to the company's new virtual environment, the iCloud. "We realized we couldn't...