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| Shock in Rome as Sir Alex named as new Pope http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/_66271640_alex_ferguson2_afp_zps650e6d13.jpg... |
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Scroat | 12.03.13 3:20pm camz |
| Jersey man forced to abandon morning trek to kitchen due to frostbite Jersey, 10.00am and Robert Fiennes waits in A&E for a doctor to look at his frostbitten fingers “I exited base camp early, outside the duvet it was cold, very cold… leaving Mrs Fiennes behind... |
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theinvisiblecitychannels | 12.03.13 3:13pm theinvisiblecitychannels |
| KneeJerk IT Solutions presents our new Tory Leader in Waiting Speech Generator Going into an unnecessary meltdown over the Eastleigh by-election? Not too keen on that Cameron fellow? Planning a pointless and regrettable lurch to the right? Then we have just the thing for you... |
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TheNewsWalrus | 12.03.13 3:12pm Not Amused |
| "Permasmirk" Pryce Denies Cosmetic Enhancement "I've never had cosmetic surgery or botox. I've always looked this good", says Vicky... |
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Mike Turbine-Hamilton | 12.03.13 2:58pm Mike Turbine-Hamilton |
| Three turkeys vote for Christmas. Others tell them to 'get stuffed'... |
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Ian Searle | 12.03.13 2:51pm Ian Searle |
| QPR willing to accept three points from anyone You're 'avin a laugh Harry... |
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irreverendJ | 12.03.13 2:47pm irreverendJ |
| Waiter DNA Found in Racist's Beef Biryani "I was only joking", said local racist Darren Smithfield. "I just axed the darky waiter if the beef biryani contained horse DNA. I don't know his name, I always call him Gunga Din". The restaurant... |
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deceangli | 12.03.13 1:53pm sydalg |
| Those Falkland ‘no votes’ in full... In a recent referendum, Falkland Islanders have voted overwhelmingly to remain British. The 99% ‘Up yours, Argies’ result suggests that just three people voted against the motion: Brian Alcock,... |
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Tripod | 12.03.13 1:42pm Tripod |
| Falklands Islands in chaos as French pirates demand return of "Les Malouines" The recent vote by the Falkland Islanders massively in favour of remaining a British Overseas Territory was thrown into chaos as a group of the descendents of the pirates of St Malo addressed the UN... |
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AReader | 12.03.13 1:29pm AReader |
| Argentinian army unveil new General Kirchner recruitment poster Any chance of poster Pixel... |
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Scronnyglonkle | 12.03.13 1:29pm Scronnyglonkle |
| The outsourcer's tale Imagine you were the ruler of a kingdom which had a magical machine that made beautiful objects, but the machine could only be operated by a select few who knew the correct magic spells. The only... |
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Blacklesbianwithwoodenleg | 12.03.13 1:28pm Blacklesbianwithwoodenleg |
| Chris Huhne to go down for 8 months, says new cell mate. | 5 | |
wallster | 12.03.13 1:13pm charlies_hat |
| Falklanders demand Tierra del Fuego; UN Chief perplexed and why not!... |
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camz | 12.03.13 12:27pm camz |
| New Bugatti Has Every Luxury You Could Wish For The "Blofeld Edition" of the new Bugatti Invader comes with every modern gadget and driving aid as standard, Fully autometed seats - covered in finest peasant-hide - automatically adjust to the best... |
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Flash! Aa-aaaa! | 12.03.13 12:19pm Flash! Aa-aaaa! |
| UK Troops Stationed On British Camp As Argentina Claims "The Malverns" | 0 | |
Titus | 12.03.13 12:17pm Titus |
| Argentina Sticks Its fingers In It's Ears And Chants "La La La Malvenas La La" | 0 | |
Titus | 12.03.13 12:14pm Titus |
| Argentina demands recount in Falklands vote | 3 | |
Sinnick | 12.03.13 12:10pm Titus |
| Nigel Farage celebrates F.O.A.P. Falklands vote win | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 12.03.13 12:09pm charlies_hat |
| Falklands Referendum: Argentina Demands Recount. | 1 | |
Titus | 12.03.13 12:08pm Sinnick |
| Rash of Jailed Tory Peers On TV Prove Conservatives "Still Relevant" - Cameron The huge number of ennobled ex-convicts appearing on British media outlets proves the Tory party is 'still in touch with the popular mood', said David Cameron in a speech last night. Describing the... |
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Ablative Fabsolute | 12.03.13 12:05pm Ablative Fabsolute |
| Tesco to sponsor Cheltenham Gold Cup | 0 | |
medici2471 | 12.03.13 12:02pm medici2471 |
| Abu Qatada In Shock Bid To Become New Pope The famous hate-preacher is to stand for election thanks to a new EU "Criminal Rehabilitation Through Social Integration Programme". Costing just over 30 billion Euros, the scheme will see free media... |
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Flash! Aa-aaaa! | 12.03.13 11:55am Flash! Aa-aaaa! |
| Witch hunt on for 'Las Malvinas 3' | 1 | |
pinxit | 12.03.13 11:54am Titus |
| New Film Planned: "My Big Fat Greek Divorce" - a Comedy Based On A True Story | 0 | |
Titus | 12.03.13 11:51am Titus |
| Speed cameras on alert for Huhne getaway bid | 0 | |
sydalg | 12.03.13 11:47am sydalg |
| Revenge recipes: best eaten cold, followed by porridge... | 1 | |
Tripod | 12.03.13 11:45am Titus |
| "Don't choose pope on same day as Grand National", bookies beg Vatican | 0 | |
sydalg | 12.03.13 11:39am sydalg |
| Mr. Toad buys a golf buggy; “it’s 'parp! parp!' for the course." | 0 | |
sigmund | 12.03.13 11:36am sigmund |
| Police warn: Only drive if you need to take your child the 200 metres to school. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 12.03.13 11:28am MADJEZ |
| Huhne's seat not safe for next eight months | 0 | |
sydalg | 12.03.13 11:24am sydalg |
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