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"Calm Down Dear" Says Art Gallery Owner As He Checks Wife's Pulse 0
Titus 18.06.13 6:28am
Titus
Dignity Plummets from G8 Summit

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are said to be locked in tense talks atop the G8 summit in order to find an agreeable solution to the on-going crisis in Syria. The aim of the talks is to arrange a...

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ChairmanMouth 18.06.13 5:58am
ChairmanMouth
Ethical farmer has animals butchered by Dignitas 0
sydalg 17.06.13 10:58pm
sydalg
Charles Saatchi urged to dine with Gordon Ramsay and Rick Stein

Just finish the job properly. More soon...

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antharrison 17.06.13 10:48pm
antharrison
Saatchi - "I was just checking if her glands were swollen"

Seems plausible...

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NorthernGravy 17.06.13 10:24pm
NorthernGravy
Sex predator Stuart Hall to host new BBC series "It's a Lock-Up"

There, I got it out of my system...

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AReader 17.06.13 9:55pm
AReader
Nigella's 'Spaghetti Strangolare con Saatchi' declared a taste-bud sensation 0
Dick Everyman 17.06.13 9:35pm
Dick Everyman
G8 summit not that Gr8 0
custard cream 17.06.13 8:56pm
custard cream
Football fan admits professionals may know more about football than he does.

Unlikely I know...

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sredni vashta 17.06.13 8:01pm
Arthur
G8 summit not that G8 1
custard cream 17.06.13 7:51pm
Mr Target
Boston Strangler 'just mucking about' says new report

The Boston Strangler who murdered several women in Boston, Massachusetts, United States, in the 1960s was probably just indulging in a 'playful tiff' according to criminologists who have re-examined...

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roybland 17.06.13 7:40pm
medici2471
Fat, bald man faced with impossible choice

As the last strand of his hair hit his local barbershop floor, Calvin Daniels saw his future and immediately summarized, ‘No will shag that guy. Calvin has always carried a bit of weight but...

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Hooch 17.06.13 7:39pm
Hooch
Playground scandal as conker champion tests positive for sherbet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.06.13 7:19pm
dominic_mcg
New Iran PM Hassan Rouhani 'unlikely to legalise gay marriage' 0
custard cream 17.06.13 6:44pm
custard cream
Safety Rules Make Suicide Bombers Label Their Rucksacks "Danger - Explosives"

"We wouldn't want an accident to injure someoneone" said a concerned Health-and-Safety official...

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Titus 17.06.13 6:21pm
Arthur
Charles Saatchi proves there is such a thing as bad publicity 1
Sinnick 17.06.13 6:15pm
Arthur
Badly constructed brick wall "unlikely to keep water out". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 17.06.13 6:01pm
Arthur
Revealed: Hassan Rouhani Is A Partick Thistle Supporter 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 17.06.13 5:37pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Trendy start-up company rejects any applicant without a tattoo 0
Dumbnews 17.06.13 5:19pm
Dumbnews
I'd have preferred the tangerine, admits Nigella 0
medici2471 17.06.13 5:09pm
medici2471
Angelina Jolie 1
medici2471 17.06.13 5:08pm
Sinnick
Expectations fall as Alexander Armstrong invited to attend G8 summit 6
medici2471 17.06.13 4:25pm
sillybugger
Neat-O

Bags I trumps ...

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Arthur 17.06.13 4:14pm
Arthur
Gallery owner framed hanging celebrity chef in restaurant 3
Arthur 17.06.13 4:08pm
Arthur
All suspected terrorists to wear high-visibility vests

A recent trial in Manchester that forced all citizens suspected of terrorist activity, or conspiracy to commit terrorist offences, to wear high-visibility jackets has now been rolled out nationwide....

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NorthernGravy 17.06.13 3:43pm
NorthernGravy
Jeremy Clarkson

Quite easy to write a neat-o...

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Sinnick 17.06.13 3:42pm
Sinnick
Stuart Hall plays joker - gets term reduced to 4 months. 2
raudus 17.06.13 3:40pm
Sinnick
Balls

thought I'd try a neat-o...

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Sinnick 17.06.13 3:36pm
Sinnick
Richard III descendants appoint Leicester car park attendant as bodyguard 4
Arthur 17.06.13 3:26pm
Arthur
Saatchi pressures wife for stanglewank, demonstrates technique. 0
MADJEZ 17.06.13 3:25pm
MADJEZ