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Ancient Brit discoveries explain phrase 'Out of one's skull', says etymologist 0
pinxit 3 years
Milliband to launch the "Vice-Versa" society 0
Iamthestig 3 years

A slightly less popular version of the Big Society...

'Big Society Wedding,' End of April, Breaks The Bank..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Cameron relieved that his lame-duck, gimmick is over...

Long customer service survey reveals top complaint is the length of the survey 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Just got one from Toyota that said "only 5 minutes too complete" Must have been 100 questions and dozen pages! I quit half-way and emailed them a real customer complaint to mull over!...

Classic poems to be given hip-hop makeover... 1
be reasonable 3 years

starting with 'Ali G in a country churchyard'. More soon...

BBC Censured over spoof headline 1
3 years

BBC Head Honcho's conceded their BBC Cornwall Newsreaders had been duped with the headline "Whale-Oil, Beef-Hooked !" before 9pm., A record number of complaints were received...

Egyptian Uprising Elaborate Publicity Stunt 0
LizzyG 3 years

World leaders are reported to be livid as news emerges that the supposed Egyptian uprising was merely an elaborate stunt engineered by a local concert promoter., Tweets that appeared to be...

BBC denies product placement 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

'It's just that we're going to re-brand our time traveller series to include the name of the actor playing him,' said a spokesman., 'That's why it will be called Dr WHo Smith.'...

Custard Creams Hailed as New Superfood 11
LizzyG 3 years

Nutritional experts from McVities announced today that the humble custard cream is not just a tasty crunchy snack but also a superfood. Research into the eating habits of some of Britain’s...

Coastguard stood down after solar flare is revealed as chinese sky lantern 0
Erlang 3 years

. more (overhead) maybe...

Anonymous group of hackers says it will 'stand with' Bahrain Protestors 0
simonjmr 3 years

Approximately 3,000 miles behind them in a western country, away from the tear gas and rubber bullets. More soon...

Super Ministry to be formed. To be named a GOVEnment 0
simonjmr 3 years
Channel Four to cease planning programming around Sarah Beany's womb. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

More in nine months...

Role-playing sex games taken too seriously by Method Actor 4
sheldonprice 3 years

Joanne Lowe was reported to be angry and frustrated after a suggestion to her husband that they add a spot of role-playing to their sex lives spiralled out of control. Upon hearing the idea of "the...

Perverts and paedophiles appreciate ‘social aspect’ of sex register... 0
Doylem 3 years

To his neighbours in Gas Street, Keighley, Steve Crawley is just a quiet guy who keeps himself to himself. But to the members of SOCK, the Sexual Offenders’ Society, Keighley chapter, he’s a...

Consumer choice to be extended to military operations 5
euanc 3 years

The model for NHS reforms, under which consumers of the service will be given control of the budgets, is to be extended to the Ministry of Defence. From as early as 2013 countries in need of liberty,...

'Apprentice' forced to move to ITV as Ofcom mandates product placement logo 0
pinxit 3 years
Binatone’s version of Haldron Large Collider set to go on sale. 9
Stan Laurel 3 years

For most people, Christmas is a recent only just over but for manufacturers and traders the build up for the next year’s lucrative festive season is already well underway with a series of...

Embarrassing counter to Big Society as MoD launches Tiny Island defence policy. 0
malgor 3 years

With the stringent cutbacks in departmental budgets beginning to hit home, the Ministry of Defence has announced a new national security policy, the Tiny Little Island initiative. The MoD has been...

Downing Street embarrassed as Larry the cat exposed as a racist 0
simonjmr 3 years

Larry the cat, Downing Streets newest resident has been exposed as a bigotted, racist and Nazi sympathiser, causing David Cameron acute embarrassment. Larry is a lifelong member of the BNCP (British...

The Bangles called in to advise next moves toward democracy in Egypt 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Cutter leaf ant arrested for stalking. 3
3 years
Newsreaders vow to ignore news involving further eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Outrage as Pedants' Society discovers Moon River actually 1.609342 km wide 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Cameron courts Northern Vote with Cheshire Cat 0
3 years

not much more soon please...

Councils urged to issue recycling bins for recycling bins 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Welfare reforms blasted as ‘like, so well not fair’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lords call for fewer adverts as they already have stairlifts and walk-in baths 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Big Fat Gypsy sues Channel4 0
3 years

Shamus ('Tom') Clancy issued fresh proceedings today in what is believed to be a landmark case. Lawyers for the 51 year old bare knuckle pony-whisperer conceded that the first action was thrown out...

Forests and rural Tory MPs avoid chainsaw massacre 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years