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Winner of British Castration Final given Match Ball 3
seymour totti 08.05.12 7:02am
arthurminnit
Greece and France hold synchronised erections 0
08.05.12 4:09am
New underwear bomb foiled by C&A 0
LittleSpender 07.05.12 9:57pm
LittleSpender
'No, you hold your march first' insists English Deference League 9
Skylarking 07.05.12 8:50pm
JohnA
'Non-invasive penis cancer' made up by vindictive wife man relieved to discover.

More spurious ailments soon...

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MADJEZ 07.05.12 8:40pm
MADJEZ
Ann Summers recall Rampant Rabbits following 'outbreak of myxomatosis'

Ann Summers have been forced to recall thousands of Rampant Rabbits following an outbreak of myxomatosis. This comes just weeks after the disease forced the quarantine of a Playboy Bunny. ‘We...

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Perks 07.05.12 6:38pm
Ironduke
Britain no longer leads the world at house price obsession, warns estate agent

Briton's are losing the ability to impress people at dinner parties with their property knowledge, warns a shocking new report by the Association of Estate Agents. It could see us falling behind our...

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ronseal 07.05.12 5:32pm
Perks
French vote to reject austerity... and responsibility and reality.

When questioned on his economic policy new President Hollande said "la la la la, not listening, not listening." More denial soon...

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MADJEZ 07.05.12 2:40pm
MADJEZ
Government to move bank holidays to days when there is less traffic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.05.12 12:54pm
dominic_mcg
May kills two Kurds with one stone as refugees employed as border agency staff

Embattled Home Secretary Theresa May announced that she has simultaneously solved the problems of refugees on welfare, and the airport immigration queue fiasco, with a new scheme which will see...

0
Yikes 07.05.12 12:34pm
Yikes
Supermarket shopping “loses its sparkle” for Salford woman...

At 12.24pm last Tuesday, Linda Carstairs slowed down as she pushed a fully-laden trolley down aisle 4 (ketchups, ethnic sauces, marinades) of the 24-hour Tesco hypermarket in Salford, Greater...

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Doylem 07.05.12 12:32pm
Yikes
Disappointment as France elects a Frenchman for President, yet again. 0
Al OPecia 07.05.12 10:44am
Al OPecia
Drogba contract signing delayed as he is stretchered off after paper cut 0
seymour totti 07.05.12 8:44am
seymour totti
Hollande to be president of France, Belgiume to run Germany.

More soone...

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MADJEZ 07.05.12 8:41am
Sinnick
Winter Olympics brought forward to July 0
nickb 07.05.12 8:38am
nickb
Chinese company buys Tate and Lyle, Dairy Crest 0
nickb 07.05.12 8:32am
nickb
Half crown courts closed for Olympics. Pound shops, penny arcades remain open. 0
weematt 07.05.12 8:02am
weematt
Sarkozy denies lack of tact cost him election

"It was the idiot French electorate that caused the trouble."...

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apepper 07.05.12 5:28am
apepper
EMI to re-release '20 Queuing for stand-pipe classics'

Featuring The Water Boys, Gene Kelly and Gerry (Can) and the Pacemakers...

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Underconstruction 07.05.12 1:10am
RickH
Scottish FA allows Greece to write off all debts while remaining in Eurozone.

"Europe needs a stronge Greece!" says Kneel Doncaster...

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Jammydodgers 07.05.12 12:17am
Jammydodgers
Didn't realise header was limited 0
NewSuburbanDad 06.05.12 8:36pm
NewSuburbanDad
Virgo urged to explain "Such a delicate little pink, Willie," snooker commentary 0
Haywood Manley 06.05.12 8:23pm
Haywood Manley
Cowell predicts Britain's Got Talent will be won by a dogging act. 0
MADJEZ 06.05.12 8:13pm
MADJEZ
Greek Turkeys refuse to vote for Christmas 0
Mandy Lifeboat 06.05.12 7:53pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Sir Alex Ferguson concedes title and will now simply be known as Alec 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 7:32pm
Underconstruction
Hollande and Barratt to launch healthy blancmange range 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 7:25pm
Underconstruction
Headteacher's oppose new punctuation and spelling test's. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.05.12 7:12pm
dominic_mcg
Francois Hollande anounces engagement to Jerry Hall. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.05.12 7:00pm
dominic_mcg
Rock in landmark victory on novel format TV show

A large rock has been declared cliff-top Inanimate Object of the Year, winning 80 % of the public vote. Channel 5's IOOTY show pulled a record 96.5 viewers for its final show, of which only 7 were...

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kga6 06.05.12 6:43pm
kga6
Japanese man wins local erection 3
Underconstruction 06.05.12 5:47pm
Thor