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| New dot-com startup boasts 100% growth from 1 to 2 users | 0 |  |
Dumbnews | 06.11.13 8:43pm Dumbnews |
| Dignitas to sell Polonium mints No more soon... |
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Psycadelic Squirrel | 06.11.13 7:38pm Psycadelic Squirrel |
| Yasser Arafat may have been poisoned by PLOnium | 0 | |
custard cream | 06.11.13 7:24pm custard cream |
| Busker playing Eine Kleine Nachtmusik in Salzburg surprised when Mozart joins in Lithographic print goes viral!... |
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Ian Searle | 06.11.13 7:06pm The All New Jeni B |
| Prime Minister's Question's Marred By…... ….Tall bloke with thick orange makeup, shouting the odds... |
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Jesse Bigg | 06.11.13 5:06pm Jesse Bigg |
| NASA rescue attempt for woman trapped in a decaying orbit around Eric Pickles | 1 | |
nyarlathotep | 06.11.13 4:43pm Al OPecia |
| Summer Event….Nudist Colony To Hold A…... "Nice To Meet You Day."... |
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Jesse Bigg | 06.11.13 4:40pm Jesse Bigg |
| Lesbo presenter's Mowvember tache in carpet munching 'velcro' horror. Now that's how to be offensive... |
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MADJEZ | 06.11.13 4:13pm FOAD |
| Supply Speaker "Totally loses it" at PMQ's In extraordinary scenes, the House of Commons yesterday descended into scenes of "grave disorder" as Supply Speaker Craig Timmins, hired from an agency to replace, at short notice, the indisposed... |
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blokefromstoke | 06.11.13 3:56pm Wrenfoe |
| Undersized Shakespearean actor dismissed as a "hamlet" | 0 | |
sydalg | 06.11.13 3:47pm sydalg |
| Pontefract Historical Society Adamant That 'Fracking' Didn't Begin In Their Town …Liquorice cakes, broken bridges, yes. Fracking, no... |
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Jesse Bigg | 06.11.13 3:44pm Jesse Bigg |
| "Rig rats, I've had a few", admits rodent-eating oil worker | 0 | |
sydalg | 06.11.13 3:23pm sydalg |
| Heinz CEO who doesn't eat company products hailed as "a breath of fresh air" | 0 | |
sydalg | 06.11.13 3:22pm sydalg |
| BAE Announces 1,775 Shipyard job losses A case of, Up shit creek without a proverbial!... |
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vanhellsink | 06.11.13 3:09pm vanhellsink |
| Hundreds of pictures “looted” from year two discovered by teacher of year five They are some of the most treasured artworks ever to have been created. Take Cheryl Smythe’s “banch of FlOwaS” (sic). Described by dealers as “Acrylic on sugar paper” the vibrant and... |
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nickb | 06.11.13 3:03pm nickb |
| Newsbiscuit backstage tour “could close” after homophobia row. “We just wanted to say in a harmless and funny way that gay women chew carpets and have moustaches!” said a seasoned Newsbiscuiteer, one of the many behind-the-scenes folk who work tirelessly to... |
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CulchaVulcha | 06.11.13 2:50pm nickb |
| By 2037 William Hartnell will be the best Doctor Who With the UK's over 80's set to double and centenarians to 'increase five-fold', in just over twenty years William Hartnell will eclipse all others as the nation's favourite Time Lord. The Office for... |
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Wrenfoe | 06.11.13 1:47pm Wrenfoe |
| Man with time on his hands makes meaningless post. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 06.11.13 1:19pm Al OPecia |
| That Microsoft cyber-attack software fix in full * Microsoft Office fix Computer = rubbish;, Software = rubbish;, command = STOP paying for software which allows hackers to steal your money;, action = throw them away;, action = buy Apple... |
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John Wiltshire | 06.11.13 12:47pm John Wiltshire |
| Super Mario fails to catch online predators Despite the recent success of Terre des Hommes 'Sweetie' avatar, Nintendo were forced to concede that hirsute plumbers are unlikely to be an effective ‘honey trap’ for internet paedophiles.... |
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Wrenfoe | 06.11.13 12:18pm Dick Everyman |
| Eric Pickles cast as Jabba the Hutt in new Star Wars movie Walt Disney Films revealed today that following an open casting session in Whitehall that they have successfully filled a number of roles for the forthcoming movie Star Wars VII. Communities and... |
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cinnahmon | 06.11.13 12:15pm Al OPecia |
| Captain Philomena The true story of skipper of the US-flagged MV Meerkat Alexandar, a world-weary political journalist hijacked in 2009 who picks up the story of a woman's search for her son, a Somali pirate who was... |
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Ian Searle | 06.11.13 10:18am Dick Everyman |
| Cunning Plan: It's Actually Cheaper To Pay The Indians To Launch Mars Mission | 1 | |
Titus | 06.11.13 10:11am Dick Everyman |
| Poltergeist activity in glue factory put down to high spirits. | 4 | |
sredni vashta | 06.11.13 10:09am Dick Everyman |
| Toronto shocked to discover mayor is fat ugly f***er.. Never mind the crack smoking http://gangoffour.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robford.jpg... |
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MADJEZ | 06.11.13 10:08am Dick Everyman |
| ‘Take the kids to Cash Converter day’ destined to become new Xmas tradition... | 2 | |
Tripod | 06.11.13 10:06am Dick Everyman |
| Spoof Ofsted proposal to begin education at 2 NOT a spoof - Honest more soon http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10425343/Schools-should-admit-children-at-two-says-Ofsted-chief.html... |
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blokefromstoke | 06.11.13 9:21am Titus |
| Govesworth he sa GCSEs to become tougher, chiz - 2 Michael Govesworth, a former pupil at St Custards skool somewhere in England who is now the educashun secretary, hav put forward some proposals to mak GCSEs harder. This will mean grading from 8 to 1... |
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Oxbridge | 05.11.13 11:27pm Titus |
| Failed Would-Be Politician Opens A New, Nice, Spoof News Website "NewsBun" Following complaints that some spoof news websites had upset people by publishing news stories which were controversial, upsetting, annoying, offensive, outrageous, inaccurate and sometimes slightly... |
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Titus | 05.11.13 10:50pm Titus |
| Newsbiscuit fans get preview of Radio 4s Now Show by reading ... Newsbiscuit. | 10 | |
MADJEZ | 05.11.13 9:53pm Titus |
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