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| Man with 7 shiny pebbles included in Isle of Wight rich list. More soon. | 0 |  |
dominic_mcg | 21.04.13 8:57pm dominic_mcg |
| Movie about dropped camera, Olympus Has Fallen, proves to be a dud | 0 | |
custard cream | 21.04.13 8:53pm custard cream |
| Emergency services worker finds flourescent cream cures embarrassing Hi Viz itch | 2 | |
Dick Everyman | 21.04.13 8:45pm Dick Everyman |
| Latest offer from Tesco. Buy a very large supermarket store in the UK and get a convenience store in America free. And clubcard points... |
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deskpilot3 | 21.04.13 8:44pm deskpilot3 |
| Britain granted £1bn loan from China for Chinese earthquake relief fund. | 2 | |
Lucy4 | 21.04.13 8:40pm ゴルゴ１３ |
| Man fails to connect with step son despite McDonald's trip ‘He just sat eating his Happy Meal, he barely even made eye contact,’ claimed local man Tommy Frank. ‘I’ve been trying so hard to be a father to him but he kept rejecting me, so when I saw... |
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Hooch | 21.04.13 8:37pm Hooch |
| Traces of horse DNA found in Branislav Ivanovic's arm. More soon | 0 | |
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| Welsh Independence derailed by firewater, beads and measles-infested blanket | 0 | |
Ironduke | 21.04.13 7:23pm Ironduke |
| Operation Yewtree arrests man for "improper use of stylus" | 0 | |
sydalg | 21.04.13 7:02pm sydalg |
| Reddy Brek revealed as FBI new weapon against crime Under the Serious Crimes Memorandum of Understanding the UK government is shipping thirty tons of Reddy Brek to Boston. The porrige-based technology has led to prompt arrests for the past four... |
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Squudge | 21.04.13 6:45pm nickb |
| Marathon rhinos still being killed for their tusks http://cdn.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/theweek_gallery_main_image/public/london-marathon.jpg, This running season, at least 20 rare marathon rhinos will be killed by poachers hoping... |
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nickb | 21.04.13 6:39pm Squudge |
| Lady swaps make-up bag for real bag | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 21.04.13 6:31pm Smart Alex |
| Disappointment for 72 virgins as they are stood down in Paradise. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 21.04.13 6:19pm Al OPecia |
| Medical drama as chihuahua mistook owners "fetch" command for "felch". More | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 21.04.13 6:16pm Al OPecia |
| Garrulous train manager shunted into quiet zone Train manager Jim Murdoch's epic announcements to passengers on the 08:05 service from Penzance to Glasgow have got him moved to an overnight service after complaints. 'I thought passengers... |
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roybland | 21.04.13 5:59pm Squudge |
| FA to review rules on cannibalism and vampirism after latest Suarez incident | 0 | |
Squudge | 21.04.13 5:54pm Squudge |
| Army sentries told hi-viz jacket with camouflage a contradiction in terms. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 21.04.13 5:38pm MADJEZ |
| FBI to use Thames Valley chopper's thermal imaging from now on. After scouring a Boston suburb all day it took a phone call from a member of the public pin-pointing the exact location of the suspect. Only then were police able to show a clear image of the man... |
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MADJEZ | 21.04.13 5:34pm MADJEZ |
| Mans touching anecdote about his verruca treatment wins future of NHS debate Critics of waste in the NHS were well and truly silenced in a BBC Question Time debate, when an audience member revealed that he'd visited a hospital for verruca treatment - and couldn't praise... |
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ronseal | 21.04.13 5:01pm nickb |
| Biting is a show of friendship in Uruguay says Saurez | 0 | |
Hooch | 21.04.13 4:45pm Hooch |
| Suarez announced as new judge for 'The great British bake off' More of these soon I am sure... |
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Not Amused | 21.04.13 4:40pm Not Amused |
| Chris Huhne forces ex wife to run London Marathon on his behalf Currently banged up former cabinet member Chris Huhne has cajoled his ex wife Vicky, into taking his place in the London marathon on his behalf, according to reports. Huhne was due to compete in... |
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Gary Stanton | 21.04.13 4:27pm Gary Stanton |
| Three 'blind' mice lose disability benefits in welfare crackdown The three blind mice made famous in the popular nursery rhyme have been stripped of their disability benefits, the Department for Work and Pensions confirmed today. 'Following a reassessment for the... |
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ianslat | 21.04.13 2:56pm sydalg |
| Bahrain Grand Prix Unhindered By Human Rights. The 2013 Bahrain Grand Prix has been successfully completed with nary a mention of democracy, oppression, human rights, murder or torture. Reigning champion Sebastian Vettel, who last year stated... |
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sredni vashta | 21.04.13 2:11pm sredni vashta |
| Gulp this down, patients told Controversial measures drawn up by local government with the urging of central government has applied force upon regional authorities to take up the scheme. Patients at Stiffwood Hospital, Staffs,... |
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Mik Bulk | 21.04.13 2:04pm |
| NUT asks Gove : Would You Put Your Hand In The Fire If Dave Cameron Told You To? Angry teaching unions called on Michael Gove today to "sit in the corner with your finger on your lips and really think about what you just said". The Education Secretary has angered teachers by... |
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deceangli | 21.04.13 12:22pm deceangli |
| Critics not impressed with “London Marathon –the revenge” Following the highly successful “Boston Marathon– the manhunt”, critics have slated the follow up “London Marathon –the revenge” Rotten Tomatoes have reviewed it saying “No drama, no... |
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hardev | 21.04.13 12:07pm hardev |
| Illegal immigrant cucumbers wearing hi viz jackets said to be bananas Bad neat-o... |
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Not Amused | 21.04.13 10:55am godly1966 |
| Raiders of medieval music museum only interested in the lute. | 0 | |
sredni vashta | 21.04.13 10:47am sredni vashta |
| Real blood on the cobbles to boost Coronation Street ratings Social realism is being taken to new heights by Coronation Street bosses following the scheduled move to Manchester’s Salford Quays. For the first time in the Street’s history doors will be open... |
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Dick Everyman | 21.04.13 9:13am sponge finger |
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