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Conservative Peer dismissed for 'indecent pictures' and not 'false accounting'!

Today it was revealed that the Tory Peer, Lord Hanningfield was not dismissed due to 'false accounting' as previously thought. Following an ever credible investigation by 'The Sun', Lord...

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theadministrator 04.04.12 2:11pm
theadministrator
Dutch boy sticks finger up Christine Lagarde's arse to save Euro 1
button 04.04.12 2:02pm
beau-jolly
Ben Elton sectioned after claiming that he met a fan 0
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 1:10pm
Milesfromnowhere
Mel Gibson to host the all new 'Have I Got Jews For You' 2
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 12:53pm
Milesfromnowhere
Reluctant word processor reverts to type 0
cinquecento 04.04.12 12:47pm
cinquecento
Top level disagreement over court cases held in camera

Cameron sends Clegg to his room...

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Scroat 04.04.12 12:06pm
Scroat
'I was framed' .....claims Mona Lisa 3
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 11:47am
Milesfromnowhere
Man who developed superpowers ‘still a lazy coward’

A 27 year-old nuclear physicist who unexpectedly developed superpowers after a lab accident has attracted widespread criticism after refusing to use his powers to fight crime and right wrongs. John...

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04.04.12 11:38am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Clegg's anger at not being allowed into Cabinets "Secret meetings"

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg tearfully told a press briefing that included his Mum and Dad, that he had not been allowed in the Government’s “Secret Courts” meeting. As Clegg swept back...

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Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 11:35am
Scronnyglonkle
Crack addicted prostitute community up in arms at whore's pipe ban 0
ronseal 04.04.12 11:18am
ronseal
Traffic chaos as panicking motorists advised to head for Conwy coast 0
medici2471 04.04.12 10:49am
medici2471
Met Police Chief: "I Won't Stand For Racism"

"My policy has always been to sit quietly by."...

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Textbook 04.04.12 10:12am
bonjonelson
BBC4 to launch Philosophical Play Away for Mitchell / Coren Offspring

BBC4 today has announced that with the prospective marriage of David Mitchell to Victoria Coren, a new strand of childrens programmes aimed at the offspring of cerebral couples will launched this...

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simonjmr 04.04.12 9:58am
simonjmr
Brian Paddick denies exploiting the "Round the Horne" vote 3
nickb 04.04.12 9:53am
dvo4fun
Clegg: "I heard May told Clarke that PM emailed Davey to say no snooping"

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has quashed reports that the government is to legalise web and telephone surveillance, after telling reporters that he heard that Teresa May had told Ken Clarke that...

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The Paper Ostrich 04.04.12 9:01am
The Paper Ostrich
Lincolnshire man builds Ark from hose pipes and lawn sprinklers 0
Draco 04.04.12 8:59am
Draco
B.A. say new Olympic livery is based on Urine Sample 1
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 8:57am
Ostsee
Buttocks "as unique as fingerprints" claims scientist

A biometric researcher at the University of East Wessex has declared that the shape, size and structure of human buttocks can be as unique to an individual as their fingerprints or retina patterns....

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FlashArry 04.04.12 8:30am
Scroat
Depressive composer pens suicide notes 6
button 04.04.12 8:10am
button
Panic in US jail canteen after Richard Reed orders choux bun 0
Underconstruction 04.04.12 7:52am
Underconstruction
Tapping up suspicions as "Rooney secures Primary hat-trick" 0
Oh Danny Boy 04.04.12 7:17am
Oh Danny Boy
Cameron to issue Mauday money to queuing motorists 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 7:03am
Scronnyglonkle
Historical significance of 'Last Supper' downgraded as Arch-Bishop declares that

breakfast is the most important meal of the day...

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Underconstruction 04.04.12 6:34am
Underconstruction
Local man who saw only one film last year now pretty sure it was the wrong one

Despite a very specifically worded article in the South Devon Herald advising him that if he only saw one film that year, that it should be the J.J.Abrams directed Summer release, "Super 8", local...

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Mr Target 04.04.12 5:04am
rickwestwell
Mountain rescuers bemoan 'Costa climbing' generation

A 19 year old media studies graduate caused a full scale mountain-rescue search after texting a friend to inform her that he had 'got into trouble on Ben Nevis'., The drama unfolded after 19 year...

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Underconstruction 04.04.12 3:18am
Underconstruction
Screwfix adds sex aids to small tools catalogue. 1
weematt 03.04.12 10:07pm
FlashArry
Australian web surfer survives loan shark scam 2
Dumbnews 03.04.12 9:49pm
FlashArry
Jesus loses 'Masterchef - The Deities' final - loaves & fishes dish disappoints

Jesus loses in 'Masterchef - The Deities' final following disappointing 'loaves and fishes' dish[u] Fans of the BBC's popular 'Masterchef - The Deities' series were left reeling last night as...

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ianslat 03.04.12 9:27pm
Textbook
Sacked baggage handler reinstated after case is dropped. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 03.04.12 8:35pm
JETFAB
US campus gun stores close for an hour "as mark of respect" 2
nickb 03.04.12 8:33pm
JETFAB