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| Scandinavian detective to remain upbeat despite series of personal tragedies Scandinavian detective to remain upbeat despite series of personal and work-based tragedies Detective Sergeant Fred Blomqvist was in no way downcast last night after falling victim to the latest in... |
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Gary Stanton | 27.01.13 8:19am Sinnick |
| Ladbrookes offering 100/1 A man on his way to a WWII re-enactment evening has died after being pinned to the floor by customers in a Plymouth bookmakers., The 86 year old Normandy Landing veteran had stopped off at... |
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Gerontius | 26.01.13 11:38pm Gerontius |
| “Let’s fantasise our way out of recession”, says upbeat Osborne... “We need to harness the power of positive visualisation”, the chancellor said yesterday, as he urged the British people to fantasise themselves out of the anticipated triple-dip recession.... |
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Tripod | 26.01.13 10:45pm Tripod |
| pioneering gynacologist develops new techniques in peehole surgery | 2 | |
Smart Alex | 26.01.13 10:29pm godly1966 |
| Mafia budget cuts forces supplier switch "When we found out that the horse head's we were buying were actually 32% cow, we were shocked" - Mafia Boss Giovani Almera explained - "So when we found out that Tesco had 2.8 million horse burgers... |
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TheModerator | 26.01.13 10:20pm TheModerator |
| 'It's our entitlement' say Utd fans Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson was said to be furious with match referee Mark Clattenburg for making his side wait nearly 3 minutes for their first penalty during the FA Cup encounter... |
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Nobby Holder | 26.01.13 7:59pm Nobby Holder |
| HS2 - High Speed Rail Link: "Great excuse to piss people off." says Minister | 0 | |
Nowherefast | 26.01.13 7:03pm Nowherefast |
| Additional 4p sees BP forecourts Now selling pppppetrol | 0 | |
One Line Only | 26.01.13 6:14pm One Line Only |
| Weather to be followed by more weather Met Office warns More weather will follow today's weather according to a warning from Met Office forecasters. 'Normal conditions up there,' said a spokeswoman, 'will result in more weather arriving when the current... |
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roybland | 26.01.13 5:23pm roybland |
| Ladbrooks raider killed. What's the odds on that? Coat, door... |
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beau-jolly | 26.01.13 5:16pm dominic_mcg |
| Man who didn't murder Jill Dando didn't murder her enough Barry George who spent eight years behind bars after being wrongly convicted of the murder of Jill Dando, has lost his High Court bid for compensation on the grounds he 'didn't murder her enough'.... |
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roybland | 26.01.13 4:44pm button |
| Egyptian Police "still trying to trace ball-boy who kicked it all off". | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 26.01.13 4:25pm Al OPecia |
| Louis Armstrong admits wonderful world is a fake After years of claiming in song that it's a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong has finally admitted on the Oprah Winfrey show that it's not true... |
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knownothingbozo | 26.01.13 2:29pm Dick Everyman |
| PHOTO SPECIAL: SNOWMAGEDDON! https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320924_10151409032820081_63264931_n.jpg... |
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bonjonelson | 26.01.13 2:22pm Dick Everyman |
| "Some believe Egyptian football is a matter of life and death...they're right." | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 26.01.13 12:27pm charlies_hat |
| MoD announce formation of the Queens Own Premenstrual Regiment | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 26.01.13 11:20am Scronnyglonkle |
| Chelsea's Eden Hazard to be new face of Specsavers | 0 | |
Nowherefast | 26.01.13 11:20am Nowherefast |
| Apple fury to find only 100 children making iPhones Apple computers have reacted with anger to discover that a tiny percentage of their subcontractors are under the age of 16. "It should be an appreciable percentage and we're aiming for a large... |
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apepper | 26.01.13 11:07am apepper |
| Cameron: "Burn the poor to keep warm" UK Prime Minister David Cameron has announced his government's new energy policy. With North Sea oil in decline and an unsure future for fracking, any untapped energy sources are being seized upon as... |
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NewsCock | 26.01.13 9:35am NewsCock |
| Female troops in U.S. army to be in combat 1 week per month. More or less. | 0 | |
Maverick | 26.01.13 12:51am Maverick |
| Increase in accidents blamed on 'reduced amount of dog poo' on Britains streets A recent study into the increasing levels of health and safety regulation, as well as the higher number of idiots going to A&E with their hand caught in a toaster, has found the problem is... |
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Perks | 26.01.13 12:50am Perks |
| Feature: More government advice on practical uses for snow Following recent government advice that building a snowman is now an official way to prevent flooding, we have decided to bring you this coalition's guide to other uses for the snow during this cold... |
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Perks | 26.01.13 12:31am Sir Lupus |
| Rebecca - 3 Mile Island Dead heroine in nuclear meltdown drama sparks orgasm in advertbot!... |
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Iscariot | 26.01.13 12:24am Iscariot |
| New Socialist Collective Eurosceptic Party (SCEP) Formed .... Milliband promptly offers EU referendum if Labour is elected... |
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Titus | 25.01.13 11:23pm Titus |
| DEAR ABBY’S LAST WORDS: ADVISES EVERYONE TO "GO FUCK THEMSELVES." January 25, 2013 [center]“DEAR ABBY’S LAST WORDS: ADVISES EVERYONE TO ‘GO FUCK THEMSELVES.’ ”[/center], [center]By: Neil Hiatt[/center] MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a shocking turn of events... |
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Neil Hiatt | 25.01.13 8:20pm Neil Hiatt |
| Somerset schools report worrying increase in Cyder bullying | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 25.01.13 7:45pm bonjonelson |
| Japanese whaler claims: We do it to get some fin to eat. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 25.01.13 7:35pm dominic_mcg |
| How to be a life coach So you want to be a life coach? Putting aside the motivation for this dubious aspiration, here are a few tips to help you succeed in Britain's top growth industry: The most important qualification... |
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custard cream | 25.01.13 6:58pm Dick Everyman |
| Pentagon allow front line women on a strict 'don't ask, don't tell' basis | 0 | |
One Line Only | 25.01.13 4:51pm One Line Only |
| Rough sleepers to be issued extra sandpaper. | 2 | |
wallster | 25.01.13 2:55pm Tripod |
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