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Hess's graves actually relocated to Scotland "a boost for tourist industry" 2
steve_l 3 years

Today Alex Salmond, Scotland's First Minister, announced that far from being burned and destroyed, Rudolf Hess's remains will be placed on display in Scotland. Alex Salmond said that Hess has had a...

Another quiet day on The MeasurEx trade floor as kilogram still worth 2.2 pound 15
ronseal 3 years

For the 10,000 day running, the value of the pound refused to budge against the kilogram, leading to a becalmed trading floor at the Institute of Weight and Measures Exchange (MeasurEX) in...

Irony 'not lost' as most recent handler of Tiger's balls accused of disloyalty. 0
f0zz 3 years
R Patts: Twilight star hospitalised after pouting injury. 5
Corrigan 3 years

News has emerged that tween idol Robert Pattinson suffered a serious pouting injury on the set of his new film ‘Cosmopolis.’ The incident was apparently hidden from the press at the time so as...

Lapland on terror alert after Al Qaeda threaten attacks against The Great Santa 0
bonjonelson 3 years
News Corporation scandal engulfs Big Issue seller 0
roybland 3 years

 ,  , The scandal engulfing Rupert Murdoch's newspaper empire has reached as far as Jeb 'Digger' Murdoch who sells the Big Issue outside Truro's M&S store.  ,  , Mr Murdoch, 25, says that...

Nuromol business model exposed by pet parrot suggesting cheaper alternative 3
antharrison 3 years

Norman, a talking parrot, from West Bromwich has exposed the sophisticated business model deployed by the makers of Nuromol, a revolutionary treatment for aches and pains and has suggested a cheaper...

Pilot whales grounded in shallows have licenses revoked 0
pere floza 3 years
Horse Guards Parade to be refilled after neighbour's cat shits in sand 3
button 3 years
Woman who claimed her lover was like a tiger in the bedroom has head torn 0
guffaw 3 years
Tarantino remake 'Pulp Faction' to feature NotW malcontents. 0
f0zz 3 years
God admits weather is his revenge on the English for Henry VIII 29
FraserWords 3 years

God today admitted he’s been using the weather to take the piss out of the English to pay them back for King Henry the Eighth., Between barely suppressed fits of giggles, the Almighty revealed...

Hacking headlines 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years


"Me???? Hacker????" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years "YES, PRIME MINISTER!"...

Britain stunned by allegations James Murdoch may have told the truth to MPs 0
some-randommer 3 years
Bee admits to not being that busy 0
button 3 years
Select Committee Proceedings Halted As Keith Vaz Has Oil Filter Replaced 0
charlieworth 3 years

As one detractor noted, "Clearly it has not been doing its job effectively for some time! But beyond that, having Keith Vaz chair a select committee tasked, in part, with investigating allegations of...

Phonebox postcard posters relieved as 'Greek' is back on the menu 0
pere floza 3 years
Germany declares war on Europe as UK is consumed with hacking scandal 0
grottymonty 3 years

Germany has been carpet bombing Holland and Belgium, has marched on Paris and been rounding up undesirables in Poland this week. News has only just reached the UK given that every hack employed...

NHS to prevent further saline abuse by keeping North Sea in locked cupboard 1
pere floza 3 years

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Trading Standards successfully prosecute ELO for "not being a proper orchestra". 0
grottymonty 3 years

They're not very light or electric either...

James Murdoch swift reaction to latest allegations - 0
dvo4fun 3 years

"Sod that for a Game of Soldiers - book me New York one-way." More later...

Taliban identified as second largest holder of US Debt 0
Tom55 3 years

US Treasury Secretary Geithner denied that this would that this would affect US Afghanistan policy when interviewed on the steps of his local mosque after prayers...

Liam Fox 'bullish' on Taliban handover "Its' Win Win." 1
dvo4fun 3 years

Defence Secretary Liam Fox was upbeat over the long-term prospects for peace and stability in Afghanistan, following the military handover in Helmand province earlier this week. "Funnily enough, we...

Asian Wendi Dominates White Guy in Cream-Pie Action 6
charlieworth 3 years

More tasteless innuendo soon...

PM denies appointing McCartney to compose Swan song 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, vigorously denied rumours last night that he had appointed Sir Paul McCartney to write his Swan song. “This is a malicious ‘untruth’ perpetrated by certain...

Britain stunned by allegations James Murdoch may have lied to MPs 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Rudolph Hess's grave hacked. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron regales PMQ's with the tale of his first Eton wedgie experience 1
thackaray 3 years
Prince Andrew steps down. 1000 jobs go in aviation and hospitality industries. 0
MADJEZ 3 years