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Cantona’s call to public to empty banks of cash ‘over the top’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Use of aspirin for cancer prevention will give NHS a financial headache 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Shadow Deputy Leader to change name to Carmen Hunt to avoid radio blunders 3
Erlang 3 years

more spoonerisms later?...

Royals slope off on skis for festive pose 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

We're all in this together....

After American girlfriend tells English boyfriend he is a keeper ,transfer is 3
Malcum eggs 3 years
Helena Bonham Luvvy: 'I don't only appear in Tim Luvvy's films' 0
arflaethel 3 years

Helena Bonham Luvvy is needled by the idea she only stars in films directed by her boyfriend Tim Luvvy by Dim Tosser-Walker 5:00AM GMT 07 Dec 2010 Even on the night she picked up a best...

Izzard "L'Assange est emprisonner". More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Liam Neeson to team up with the Duchess of Cornall to play 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

Allah and his bitch in the wardrobe...

Ken Clarke to unveil sentencing reform proposals 0
MC One R 3 years

Punc,tuation n;ow a free. for all...

Tesco sales rise as consumers see futility in shopping anywhere else 0
MC One R 3 years

"Give it up" said a spokesman, "We own your ass now."...

Cameron hints at Afghan pull-out 0
MC One R 3 years

"We will go through Iran"...

Graduate Opportunities Booming at Al-Qaida PLC 0
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

Figures released this morning reveal a 23% increase in graduate employment in the international terrorism sector, suggesting a surprising market resilience for mass murder and carnage despite...

Child abuse rises sharply after Facebook users change profile pictures back 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Management School Rowing Events 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=]CHRONICLES [/url] describe how a rowing contest which took place in 1994 between the LSE MBA School team and...

Near escape at Basildon shop as Santa Claus survives being ripped apart by kids 0
Basil_B 3 years

Santa Claus or this case middle aged ex civil servant John Clark had to run for his life today after having 50 over excited minors stampede into his Grotto based at the Basildon branch of Home and...

Sussex Pig Farmer Bemused by Muslim Death threats… 2
Dexter 3 years

Bill Chipping, 64, a pig-farmer from Robertsbridge, Sussex, today professed himself to be stunned by a spate of death threats that have been posted on Jihadist websites., When asked what could have...

Qatar win boosts 2026 World Cup hopes for Isle of Wight... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Olympics: Boris explains that Fifa officials will sleep in Dorchester. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Super-fast teletext planned for Isle of Wight 4
exigo 3 years
Lib Dems simultaneously condemn, and join in with, student fees protests. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Robert Mugabe awards work on next Zimbabwe election to Fifa. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

More sour grapes soon...

Table football-X-factor version launched,:Suboteo 12
Mr.3374 3 years

Wish I had photoshop...

Lib Dems hold Countdown studio sit-in to protest at late student coursework. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
‘We are tired of war’ say Brits 0
Gerontius 3 years

A survey carried out by the BBC reveals a growing number of people living in the UK feel attacks against the citizens of Afghanistan are becoming increasingly justified., The poll found 87% of...

Uk Importing Kremlin spies after Cambridge says they have run out. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

One Don, with a wistful look in his eye, said "Its not like the old days when the brightest and best all wanted to be traitors. However there is a ray of hope in that at least if a Lib Dem calls you...

Arrested Julian Assange turns out to be cleverly-disguised mannequin. 0
petebrown 3 years

They seek him here; they seek him there. @petebnewsagency...

Naughtie dreading interview with Will Banker and Frank Ducking. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Man not sure if the women in ‘Thai Lesbian Sluts’ are really women at all... 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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Man not sure if the women in 'Tied Lesbian Sluts' are really into bondage... 1
Dexter 3 years
Thompson: More programmes, less quality 2
Alixir 3 years

The freezing of the licence fee for the next six years will result in more repeats, dross reality tv, and mobile uploads in order to "give a ITV a fighting chance to achieve better viewer ratings",...