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Heston Blumenthal latest. Canine testes on toast. The dog's bollocks say critics 2
weematt 22.03.12 4:33pm
weematt
Ticket sales "slow" for Hindenburg 2 maiden flight.

German aviation engineers left deflated...

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AledW 22.03.12 4:17pm
AledW
Liverpool fans claim Andy Carroll was lifeless for more than 78 mins 0
charlies_hat 22.03.12 3:41pm
charlies_hat
Shock as woman listens to Sunday Love Songs without ulterior motive

Sociologists across Britain are hailing a breakthrough in human behaviour last Sunday morning as a 37-year-old woman from Buckinghamshire sat through Steve Wright's Sunday Love Songs on Radio 2...

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Oxbridge 22.03.12 3:31pm
Oxbridge
CBI slam Love Your Neighbour religion as "anti-business"

Business leaders are pressing the government to change the established state religion from the Church of England to a non-Christian belief system. The CBI have expressed concern that worshipping a...

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blackbroom 22.03.12 3:29pm
blackbroom
Leaked video of Tulisa sex tape apology "100% fake" say lawyers 0
charlies_hat 22.03.12 2:58pm
charlies_hat
Michelle Obama asks De Niro "Are you talkin' to me?" 0
charlies_hat 22.03.12 2:49pm
charlies_hat
F1: Expectations lowered at Scooteria Ferrari 0
JustSomeBloke 22.03.12 2:32pm
JustSomeBloke
British Tourist Arrested At JFK....

."Just cos I asked an immigration bloke, where abouts can I buy some fags?"...

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Jesse Bigg 22.03.12 1:23pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tulisa ‘intimate moment’ online vid features star in romantic candlelit dinner.

X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos has said she is ‘devastated’ after an intimate video of her sharing a ‘romantic meal for two’ with an ex-boyfriend was circulated on the internet. ...

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Gary Stanton 22.03.12 1:14pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Coalition delighted. 24/7 "I WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" channel planned 0
weematt 22.03.12 1:05pm
weematt
Correct pronunciation of 'harassed' confirmed as causing internal smugness

Scientists in the University of Essex's socio-studies group have confirmed that people who read the word 'harassed' and pronounce it in the typical English manner receive high levels of dopamine...

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MagnusOpum 22.03.12 1:02pm
MagnusOpum
Family brought together to support sick relative becomes dysfunctional again

A family that put their troubles to one side and came together in support of a desperately-ill family member has fallen out again, with many divisions. Rivalries and long-standing feuds were only...

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Midfield Diamond 22.03.12 12:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Carefree OAP Blaring Ace Tunes on Bus leaves 3 Teenage Boys Terrified.

Sara crouch(37) recalls the 'tense atomsphere and sheer intimidation factor' caused by who she describes as a 'social misfit' and 'menace to public safety'., 'She was slouched back in her seat...

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Tenpenny 22.03.12 12:02pm
Tenpenny
Toulouse gunman "brought to his knees" 0
Haywood Manley 22.03.12 12:00pm
Haywood Manley
"Power of Prayer" lobby targets Clarkson, Pickles, Gove.

Football crowds round the country will be recruited by the new Power of Prayer movement to stop the hearts of unpopular public figures.  But football fans who like Jeremy Clarkson have both...

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nickb 22.03.12 11:35am
nickb
Granny Tax critics include Ann Robinson, Mick Jagger and Wayne Rooney 0
ronseal 22.03.12 11:10am
ronseal
Fat bloke who can't stop sending boastful letters identified as Round Robin 0
ronseal 22.03.12 11:09am
ronseal
Palace reveals Queen 2.0

The Palace revealed the long anticipated Queen 2.0 at Parliament today. Completely revised and overhauled, the new Majesty should be good to see service for another 25 years, a spokesman said. It's...

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Boutros 22.03.12 10:51am
Boutros
Armed French police delayed storming flat to get more overtime. 0
MADJEZ 22.03.12 10:49am
MADJEZ
Shoe repair shop defies laws of physics by not offering key cutting service. 0
dandare70 22.03.12 10:11am
dandare70
Yacht club members looking forward to Budget Tacks cut

Editted due to my own stupidity and lack of internal spell checker...

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Iamthestig 22.03.12 9:57am
Sinnick
It was a perfectly legal business practice says accountant for East Africa Co

A slave trader from the Royal Africa Company has hit out at critics who questioned the morality of his offshore wage avoidance scheme. "Can I just remind you that it was a perfectly legal way of...

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ronseal 22.03.12 9:34am
Golgo13
New Coalition website launched- moneygrabbingbastards.com

Surely I must have seen this before somewhere...

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weematt 22.03.12 8:56am
weematt
Salmon migrate 'because they are thick', experts say

For years, it was one of the great mysteries of the natural world. Why do salmon of all kinds travel over such great distances and brave so many dangers to spawn in the exact place of their birth,...

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Oxbridge 22.03.12 8:55am
Mr Target
Budget: Returning millionaires to create mansion shortage.

Thousands of millionaires returning to the UK after the budget give away by Chancellor Osborne are almost certain to cause a shortage of suitable mansions. This has been forecast on the Lucky Bee web...

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weematt 22.03.12 8:52am
weematt
Steven Spielberg to Film new Chippy Minton Biopic entitled "Saw Horse"

more to follow!...

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Scronnyglonkle 22.03.12 8:29am
Scronnyglonkle
The Dutch Death Mobile

I can’t believe the Dutch are planning on rolling out a mobile euthanasia programme. Don’t they learn anything from history, or their neighbours? The Germans tried it over sixty years ago, and...

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CrazyJay 22.03.12 8:07am
arthurminnit
“Multiple errors in design” sees Very Large Kaleidoscope built in Atacama Desert

The European Southern Observatory (ESO) today revealed how a litany of mistakes while planning its newly built ‘3-dimensional spectroscopic explorer’ has ultimately resulted in the creation of...

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grumblechops 22.03.12 3:24am
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NUT FREE NUT TREES

The recent spate of gardening programmes will have inspired many of us to make improvements to our outside space. Tempting though it is, try to avoid exotic plants which generally don’t fare well...

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Roger Povey 22.03.12 3:20am
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