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Northern Ireland 'could run out of air within 36 hours' - Assembly insider 3
govanesque 3 years

Efforts were believed to be underway this morning to ferry tons of air to Northern Ireland after an Assembly politician admitted that almost half the oxygen in the province had been lost to 'leaks'....

Rolling Stones defy age-old proverb 0
Trickster 3 years

gathering Kate Moss as groupy on latest tour...

N.I. Water Company "under increasing pressure". Oh no they're not. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Boney M guy to hang out with old pal, Ra Ra Rasputin... 0
Doylem 3 years

So, fairewell then, Bobby Farrell of Boney M., What was your greatest hit? Ah, yes, ‘Show me a motion’...

Man Who Came Into A Lot Of Money Arrested At Wishing Well 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Spokesman says any similarity between Obama and Osama's name is total BS. 0
Trickster 3 years
Israel ex-president Katsav convicted of rape a 'hero' to Congo militias 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'He's one of us. We often have 'Katsav' parties in the bush. He is welcome to join in anytime. We have begun a Friends of Katsav Club for those who share his philosophy and world vision. Why can't...

Headline writers’ glee as Barber warns of cuts 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New commitment to open government sees 30-year old files put on Wikileaks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Poland offers emergency airlift of plumbers to Northern Ireland 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oldham by-election candidate 'allergic to doorsteps' 0
roybland 3 years

The Conservative candidate in the upcoming Oldham East and Saddleworth by-election says he is allergic to doorsteps. The revelation comes after reports that David Cameron is willing to let the Lib...

Government guidelines force muggers to ask victims for 10% charity contribution 1
Ian Searle 3 years

More soon (possibly 15%)...

Ireland thank Scotland for water ,but actually wanted Walter 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
After latest indiscretion, Hugh Hefner and smoking jacket to seperate . 2
Malcum eggs 3 years
Danish police say Muhammad cartoon plot was 'Mickey Mouse' operation 3
pinxit 3 years
Rigsby arrested over the disappearance of Miss Jones. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
New coalition government promises things will remain same but different 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Stop Press: Nick Clegg keeps a promise... 0
Doylem 3 years

“We have to face facts. As a political force the LibDems are spent. Finished. Fucked. Finito. But I make this solemn promise to every single LibDem MP in the country: before you get slung out on...

Schindler to host spoof news quiz. 0
Trickster 3 years

Have I Got Jews for You...

Mobile phone industry challenged to develop a usable camera phone 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cash machines to feature new ‘double or quits’ facility... 6
Doylem 3 years
Starfucks combine two most profitable trades, sex and coffee. 0
Trickster 3 years
Area man leaves Newsbiscuit... - 2 44
Doylem 3 years

I’m leaving the ‘Newsbiscuit Community’. I’ve only been here five minutes (as someone pointed out to me as some kind of argument clincher), so it’s no great loss but if you ever wonder why...

Ricky Ponting to be deported for 'Crimes against Cricket' 2
Mrblacker 3 years

Cricket Australia have confirmed that their current national captain Ricky Ponting, is to be deported because of the side's failure to reclaim the Ashes. England's innings victory in Melbourne means...

Northern Ireland: concerns grow as Gerry Adams starts building an Ark... 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Anorexic model writes book of nutritious parsley recipes... 0
Doylem 3 years
Northern Ireland water crisis sparks fears of 'mashed potato famine.' 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Hughes 'special advocate' for persuading future students to vote Lib Dem 1
roybland 3 years
Coalition to appoint tsar to explain to students who Simon Hughes is 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Last years mobile to replace Coal as gift for naughty children 1
Trini 3 years

bit late, or early perhaps but hey someone put a weeks holiday right at the end of a perfectly good month. er I mean religious festival, ooooppps...