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Lib Dems back joint enterprise reforms 0
roybland 18.01.12 8:00am
Sherlock's death just a trick of the camera, claims ITV 0
Griffin 18.01.12 7:23am
There is a large amount of poop in my butt, Please advise. 2
Dumbnews 18.01.12 7:05pm
Major Clanger
Curious schoolboy asks mother: "Why do oysters look like vaginas?" 1
hughesroland 18.01.12 11:07am
Standards Laboratory re-calibrates Labour leader as Nanoband

Pico, atto, femto And no, they are not lost Marx Brothers...

DorsetBoy 18.01.12 12:55pm
'Extreme Manicurist' sets off nail bomb 9
Perks 20.01.12 10:08am
Hitting rocks off Giglio Porto 'not as good' as hitting an Atlantic iceberg

The wrecking of the cruise ship Concordia cannot be compared to the sinking of the Titanic according to people who might want to make a blockbuster film about the disaster. 'It's just not in the...

roybland 17.01.12 10:02pm
Geek reports ant infestation of keyboard now under CTRL

(slightly plagiarised from Failbook but worth posting)...

Nick McCarr 17.01.12 9:42pm
Nick McCarr
Cameron swings...

Behind plans for a new, privately funded royal yacht, national newspaper reported "David Cameron has swung". Clegg apparently to steer the ship as search for replacement commences...

Hugh Nose 17.01.12 9:30pm
Hugh Nose
Scrap dealers urged to be vigilant after thieves target Vince Cable

More soon (has this been done before?)...

dvo4fun 18.01.12 12:55am
Iain Duncan-Smith: “Where is MY film?” 0
brieosh1 17.01.12 6:45pm
Italians to Queen: You want a yacht? Come and get it.

Needs to be pulled off the rocks but it's a fixer-upper...

wwwiz 17.01.12 6:38pm
Local man to sue Labour leader for “deformation of character”

Leeds labourer, Ed Miliband, is sick of the cruel jibes he receives for sharing a name with political lightweight, Ed Balls. He takes greater issue with Labour leader, Ed Miliband, as they share two...

brieosh1 17.01.12 6:35pm
Elgar Country declares independence

In the latest surprise move for the devolution of the UK, Elgar Country otherwise known as the apple orchards near Malvern has declared independence from the UK crown and government. Though not all...

Immunis 18.01.12 12:54pm
“You couldn’t make it: ‘Up’” – Richard Littlejohn.

Daily Mail “columnist”, Richard Littlejohn, was completely gob-smacked today after finally getting around to watching “Up”, the Disney/Pixar feature film. In his continuing battle separating...

brieosh1 17.01.12 6:08pm
Dyslexic finally sees 'Phil Collins ...Hits' for what it really is 0
Smart Alex 17.01.12 5:39pm
Smart Alex
Cameron to urge the poor to stop breathing

In an attempt to meet the Kyoto protocol targets on CO2 emissions, David Cameron will call on the poor to stop wasting oxygen and creating unnecessary carbon dioxide. "These people are nothing but a...

grottymonty 18.01.12 7:16pm
Major Clanger to launch

Spurred on by, successfully, turning the illegal activity of “loan-sharking” into a legitimate website, plan to add to their portfolio with the introduction of

brieosh1 17.01.12 7:17pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Coalition falls foul as "satisfactory" rating changed to "requires improvement"

Prime Minister David Cameron said: "This is not some small bureaucratic change. It marks a massive shift in attitude. I don't want the word 'satisfactory' to exist in any of our systems. 'Just good...

simonjmr 17.01.12 3:02pm
Scouse thieves target film sound-track. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 17.01.12 2:41pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
'PC' meteorologist forecasts tricky driving in "Academically Challenged" fog. 7
dvo4fun 18.01.12 7:11pm
Major Clanger
Charities Urge Support For Parents of Eerie Children 0
sredni vashta 17.01.12 2:21pm
sredni vashta
80's Band Devo surprised by sudden revival in Scotland.

Whip it good!...

Al McHogan 17.01.12 1:39pm
Al McHogan
Weary 'Sherlock' viewers expecting TARDIS to appear in next series.

More yesterday...

Al McHogan 17.01.12 1:12pm
Al McHogan
"Soapy Pippa" blamed for Wikipedia outage 0
simonjmr 17.01.12 12:32pm
Queen fears for increase incidence of "paint smell" during Jubilee year

After 60 years on the throne Queen Elizabeth II has today admitted that she has developed a phobia and allergic reaction to that "fresh paint smell" that seems to preceed her every visit. "It's got...

simonjmr 17.01.12 12:13pm
NUS request nationwide coursework extension during Wednesdays Wikipedia blackout 5
button 17.01.12 5:00pm
Richard O'Dwyer congratulates Abu Qatada 0
medici2471 17.01.12 10:44am
'Dogging' - The New Entertainment.....

.As the recession bites...

Jesse Bigg 17.01.12 10:32am
Jesse Bigg
New Underwear Developed.....

.To absorb those wicked leaks...

Jesse Bigg 17.01.12 9:55am
Jesse Bigg