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God goes to pot by dropping old fashioned guides in favour of # brownies. 0
irreverendJ 19.06.13 6:05am
irreverendJ
Brazilians protest declining living standards by going to work 0
Dumbnews 19.06.13 3:12am
Dumbnews
Poor summer due to wetter Atlantic, say climatologists.

more bad weather soon...

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Boutros 18.06.13 10:46pm
Boutros
G8 Members Agree To Supply Arms to National Tax Authorities

At least, I [i]think[/i] that's what they said - I admit, I wasn't listening too closely...

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Titus 18.06.13 9:18pm
Titus
Child slavery preferred to RADA

Hundreds of middle class parents and their pushy children were horrified to discover that Renaissance child actors were 'kidnapped’. Rather than going through the torturous audition process, these...

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Wrenfoe 18.06.13 8:19pm
Lenny Bee
The pen is mightier than the sword, says Ian Brady's lawyer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.06.13 7:49pm
dominic_mcg
Russia to arm Assad with great big missiles, UK to arm rebels with irony. 1
Al OPecia 18.06.13 7:23pm
Arthur
USA lifts Tali-ban. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.06.13 7:14pm
Al OPecia
There's a word for this 4
Arthur 18.06.13 7:13pm
Arthur
Marrying a celebrity chef and dining outside expensive restaurants is pointless 0
Arthur 18.06.13 6:23pm
Arthur
Nigella's neck found to contain DNA traces of Carol Thatcher's mother's horse. 0
Paddy Berzinski 18.06.13 6:17pm
Paddy Berzinski
Lizard Point less dangerous thanks to lighthouse 2
Arthur 18.06.13 6:12pm
Arthur
Nigella's 'Pulled Neck Of Mutton' recipe to feature on Man vs Food.

More later...

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Paddy Berzinski 18.06.13 6:11pm
Paddy Berzinski
Could French zombies head for Britain to pick up benefits asks Daily Mail

Zombies from the French town of Les Revenants could be heading for a benefits bonanza in soft touch Britain, warns a report in the Daily Mail. The work shy undead, none of whom has held down a...

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ronseal 18.06.13 5:33pm
medici2471
Assad insists Syria's civil war is just a "playful tiff" 2
Sinnick 18.06.13 5:30pm
Sinnick
Hall gets 15 months for child abuse and 15 years for ‘It’s a Royal Knockout.’

More soon., 15 months - his victims got life, FFS!...

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FOAD 18.06.13 5:27pm
FOAD
In Order To Block them, Google To Seek Out Child Porn Sites By Using ... Google?

I don't think they've thought this through...

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Titus 18.06.13 5:27pm
Titus
Ian Brady lives 0
medici2471 18.06.13 5:10pm
medici2471
Internet Watch Foundation rejects 50 celebs for active child porn search job 0
cinquecento 18.06.13 4:51pm
cinquecento
World's oldest firework display expert retires to safe distance. 1
sredni vashta 18.06.13 4:48pm
Wrenfoe
Wimbledon No.1 court to be fitted with retractable sun

more rain soon...

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Boutros 18.06.13 4:47pm
Wrenfoe
Home Secretary delighted with porn responses from Google

"The gave me some cracking new sites to try."...

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apepper 18.06.13 4:44pm
Wrenfoe
Soldiers fired 0
medici2471 18.06.13 4:40pm
medici2471
Barack Obama shits on G8 lawn

More inexplicable news soon...

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Landfill 18.06.13 4:15pm
Landfill
Ian "I'm Not A Loony" Brady Says His Child Murders Were "Petty".

(Sometimes real statements are beyond satire.)...

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Titus 18.06.13 4:14pm
Rootin Tootin
Lawyers in secret courts to wear "sinister" wigs

A range of "surreal" judicial wigs whose purpose is to "terrify and intimidate" those appearing before secret courts has been unveiled to Home Office ministers and high level Security Services...

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nickb 18.06.13 3:44pm
Wrenfoe
Conspiracy theorists believe Ryanair flights an elaborate hoax

In the murky world of conspiracy theories, the people who came up with the idea that the various missions to the moon were all faked now believe that Ryanair is perpetrating the same fraud, and are...

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sydalg 18.06.13 3:31pm
sydalg
Prince Harry found to have cowboy ancestry 5
sydalg 18.06.13 3:07pm
DraculaBranded
Saatchi: I Merely Wanted To Start A Wider Conversation About Playful Tiffs

The art collector Charles Saatchi has revealed that his recent poice caution for Playful Tiffery was a ruse of his to start a national dialogue over the issue., Saatchi, dressed in the same clothes...

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thisisall1word 18.06.13 1:31pm
ゴルゴ13
Ministers hail 'web porn' progress leading to discovery of Co-op's black hole.

no more teenage humour here please...

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Not Amused 18.06.13 1:18pm
Not Amused