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Eco-Warrior sends family e-Christmas card and invite to festive video conference 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Dorset dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack Poole Harbour 0
Zen 3 years
Payday loan company wanting cheap labour told "your czech is in the post" 0
Perks 3 years
Chinese Pandas renamed 'Phwoar' and 'Wahey' to stimulate mating process 0
Drylaw 3 years
Germany's cheque stuck in Christmas post. 0
Boutros 3 years

Troubled Eurozone nations are becoming increasingly concerned amid a rumour that Germany's Christmas cheque may be stuck in a sorting office outside Dusseldorf. The cheque was posted two weeks ago,...

Creationists claim Kepler 22-b is only 3 days old 1
charlies_hat 3 years
New European currency to be named the Merkozy 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Chancellor denies smoking/cancer link saying 'it's healthy for the economy 5
Perks 3 years

The UK government has moved swiftly today to reject the findings of a report that suggests smoking is one of the main causes of cancer. The report by Cancer Research UK claims tobacco is responsible...

Scientists claim 2013 may have shortest February on record 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Researchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, are claiming that Global Warming is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries and predict that in 2013 the month will be...

Kepler 22b makes exceedingly good planets 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Blacks/Millets 500 shop camping conglomerate may close. Occupy London "dismayed" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Man charged with murder in 2000 ‘expected in court any day now’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
HMV apologises in advance for X Factor winner’s single 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Britons ‘less likely to help others’ except when it comes to answering surveys 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Christian festival to be moved to avoid clash with Christmas 2
ianslat 3 years

The organisers of a worldwide Christian festival are to choose an alternative date for the event. ‘We accept that in hindsight choosing 25th December was a mistake’ said chief spokesman for...

Go compare? Compare the Monarchs? "No thanks" says Her Maj. 7
dvo4fun 3 years

A senior Government minister has refuted reports that insurance has been obtained to cover potential losses, should the Queen not live until her Diamond Anniversary celebrations in June 2012. ...

Kepler 22b, the 'new Earth', could already be moving out of recession - Cameron 1
bonjonelson 3 years
'Britain's Got Judges' edges ahead in TV ratings war 14
Gong of Fur 3 years

As Strictly and X-Factor slug it out for Saturday night supremacy, an unlikely challenger has punched its way to the top of the ratings – 'Britain’s Got Judges' – where wannabe judges vie for a...

Had an affair? Pickford's Removals of Richmond will help you 'Move Like Jagger' 0
ronseal 3 years
Teenage girls all in a tizzy as Eurozone duo announce plans to reform 2
simonjmr 3 years
Quentin Wilson and Channel Five issue tepid apology for benign TV show claim 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Fifth Gear presenter Quentin Wilson has issued a moderate apology for comments made on C5's magazine teatime show "Who's Watching?" when he claimed that some of the workers who withdrew labour during...

Elvis's sperm for sale on EBay 0
bumtrinket 3 years

Doris Postlethwaite believes she is set to become a millionairess with her latest business idea. The former cleaner at the Holiday Inn in Graceland Memphys, is the proud owner of an unusual specimin....

Jordan growing additional breasts - Doctors baffled 0
bumtrinket 3 years

Model and reality start Jordan, (real name Katy Price) had doctors scratching their heads ealier this week when it was confirmed that she was literally "busting out all over". The ever popular model...

FHM: "Rohypnol, the Christmas Gift that says more about you than cash ever can" 5
dvo4fun 3 years
Archbishop of Canterbury asks nation: 'what would Jesus loot?' 12
3 years

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has addressed the nation's outrage over the summer riots, by claiming Jesus would have understood looters, and would probably have blamed the police....

Cameron stops daughter from listening to Lily Allen 1
John Square 3 years

"It's because she's bloody terrible" confirms spokesman...

Inhuman Resources 3
A.Parody 3 years

Dear ([i]enter your complete name here[/i]),, It seems this news could be awkward or queer,, And so we'd rather fire you by mail,, But cheer your spirits with this regale,, Of joyous rhymes all...

A Throne for Kings 1
A.Parody 3 years

Poised on a throne gleaming white,, The future spanned displaying right,, The lofty scale of''is disposition,, Marred by man in his position,, Be-cause he must release his stores,, According to...

Edwardian soft-porn to be shown on TV - 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Downton Abi Titmuss...

Rioters warned the Archbishop of Canterbury “may happen again”. 0
nickb 3 years

They have been interrogated by the media, pursued by the police, vilified by politicians and cursed by their victims. Now, those who took part in the summer riots have been told that there may well...