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Nation overjoyed as Pippa Middleton's arse seen at Wimbledon. 1
MADJEZ 08.07.12 4:24pm
RickH
Roger Federer outlasts 123 Scottish opponents to win Wimbledon

Swiss maestro Roger Federer has won a record 7th Wimbledon title after beating Scot Andy Murray in the final. It capped a great fortnight for Federer after sweeping aside Scottish players in the...

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Yikes 08.07.12 3:05pm
Yikes
Kevin Rowland storms out of crossdressing finals after shout of 'come on Eileen'

More soon (NB - in case you aren't aware that the singer with Dexys has dabbled http://bit.ly/comeonkevin...

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Skylarking 08.07.12 2:16pm
Skylarking
Great Uncle Bulgaria tells tennis fans “shut the hell up, I’m trying to sleep!” 1
Yikes 08.07.12 1:30pm
MADJEZ
Bill Murray to star in remake of Groundhog Day. More soon. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 08.07.12 1:25pm
someone else
Murray loses final on penalties. 0
MADJEZ 08.07.12 1:22pm
MADJEZ
Bill Murray reverts to being Scottish, again. 0
Alan Sundry 08.07.12 1:05pm
Alan Sundry
poor effort, I've got 6 hrs to think of something good... 4
charlies_hat 08.07.12 11:12am
Nails UK
Police show Al-Queda terrorist found at Olympic site where the Shard is. 0
Thor 08.07.12 10:59am
Thor
Boyle criticised over plans to replace Mark Rylance with Mark Lawrenson.

No context, but he is just awful...

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SingingHinny 08.07.12 10:10am
SingingHinny
God For Andy! England and Saint George!

Once more unto the breach dear friend, once more;, Or close up the court with our English dead!, For he today that shares blood with thee, shall be thy brother on the BBC.., And gentlemen of...

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08.07.12 10:02am
Hobos' convention to be renamed "P in the Park". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.07.12 9:54am
dominic_mcg
Number of bishops who want to become women grows.

The number of bishops who want to become women has grown “exponentially” according to a new survey. It’s understood as many as fifty, including titular bishops, have expressed an interest. ...

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nickb 08.07.12 9:27am
Gerontius
Rebecca Adlington fastest in practice at Silverstone 2
Duncan Biscuit 08.07.12 9:09am
LittleSpender
'Typically British' Grand Prix descends into an F1 embarrassment

Fans have criticised the Formula 1 British Grand Prix today, after Sunday’s race descended into a farce. The issues actually began on Saturday where those with tickets were refused entry by...

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Perks 08.07.12 8:58am
Perks
Shrödinger's cat urged to think "outside the box" 1
Smart Alex 08.07.12 8:32am
Skylarking
Cameron wondering if he can blame the last Labour government for the Jet Stream 1
roybland 08.07.12 8:22am
dvo4fun
New iPhone app joins up global sempahore network

A new app for the iphone called ‘I-Flag’ is set to revolutionise the lives of semaphore speakers, according to its developer. Designed to enable communication beyond the limit of the human...

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grumblechops 08.07.12 8:11am
dvo4fun
Walsall man forecasts rain for the next two weeks

A retired Walsall man who is an amateur weather forecaster predicts that it will rain for the next two weeks. Bill Watson,68, has astonished neighbours with the accuracy of his forecasts over...

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roybland 08.07.12 7:29am
roybland
Cameron wondering how he can blame the Gulf Stream on the last Labour government 2
roybland 08.07.12 6:59am
roybland
Murray sidesteps British / Scottish issue – “I represent Adidas”

.. another example of "the Joke" in the wild ....

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Yikes 07.07.12 10:42pm
Yikes
Gordon Brown wishes Andy Murray luck in “staying British”

using them all up while I still can :)...

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Yikes 07.07.12 10:37pm
Yikes
Brit with vowel problem wins Wimbledon final

Marray (English) wins the mens doubles...

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Iscariot 07.07.12 10:17pm
Iscariot
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withdrawn to avoid embarrasement of fifth consecutive no stars no comment post. bye...

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Mandy Lifeboat 07.07.12 10:10pm
bonjonelson
Shades of Grey Paint Boss Baffled by Customer Demand

Colin Grey, managing director of Bradford paint manufacturer Shades of Grey, has found the firm’s latest catalogue to be surprisingly popular. “Naturally we’re very proud of our range of...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 07.07.12 9:26pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Shades of Grey Paint Boss Baffled by Customer Demand

Colin Grey, managing director of Bradford paint manufacturer Shades of Grey, has found the firm’s latest catalogue to be surprisingly popular. “Naturally we’re very proud of our range of...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 07.07.12 9:25pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Following seafood dinner, Martin Luther King tells reporters, "I had a bream" 2
Smart Alex 07.07.12 6:25pm
SpankyMonkey
Foreigner wins Wimbledon.

A humourless foreign man (insert name as appropriate) from a beautiful mountainous land populated by surly, insular people will win the Wimbledon tennis championship tomorrow. The man, famous for...

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Thor 07.07.12 4:55pm
Thor
George Osborne working on a Mona Lisa smile

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is practising a Mona Lisa smile to court popularity after a series of U-turns following his March Budget. Osborne's recent clash with Ed Balls at Prime...

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roybland 07.07.12 4:19pm
roybland
Agronomists puzzled by surge in sales of Defra manual, Fifty Grades of Hay 1
V Riddoch 07.07.12 4:02pm
JohnA