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Creationist, Sarah Palin, blames Cambrian explosion on al Qaeda 15
Qoxiivi 3 years

Am new here - just an idea for a ticker headline...

Under 5s tell satirists to find their own playground to play in 5
Gerontius 3 years

Thousands of butch heterosexual fanny magnets masquerading as satirists are kicking themselves today after failing to take part in a competition set by two internationally acclaimed sportsmen.,...

Defence Review cost cuts means 1 in 5 pilots now unable to locate labia. 1
DiY 3 years
Ben & Jerry’s launch ‘Spunky Monkey’ and ‘Pavement Pizza’ flavours... 1
Doylem 3 years

After the launch, by the Icecreamists restaurant in Covent Garden, of an ice cream made from human breast milk, Ben & Jerry’s have taken up the challenge of creating new flavours from body...

Sam Cam to introduce no fly zone over labia 1
Ian Searle 3 years

with hat tip to Sex in the City 2...

All Chelsea players now issued with weapons ahead of Man United game... 2
Doylem 3 years
Drunken Teetotaller denies hicosprissy 0
OldThingy 3 years
ECJ to rule on whether women can read maps and navigate 5
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Very English revolution halted by 'charming street performance.' 11
SingingHinny 3 years

A burgeoning revolution which threatened to shake London to its core was narrowly averted yesterday when violent anti-government forces were quelled by a street performers in Piccadilly Circus. The...

Easy Jet to enforce no fly zone over Libya. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Ashley Cole denis shooting at RAF rescue mission. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
As he retires as CEO of Tesco, Sir Terry Leahy “gets help with his packing”... 1
Doylem 3 years
Gaddafi's son: "Duke of York no friend of mine" 0
nilbymouse 3 years

Saif al-Islam, the son of Col Gaddafi, has come under fire for his "close friendship" with delusional despot Prince Andrew, a relationship which threatens to undermine the crackpot Libyan's standing...

Frog Spawn blamed for racists obsenity row 3
OldThingy 3 years

There is a dispute accross the pond. A language teacher has sead that the standerd of spilling was erotic and the French are revaulting...

Imperial rule not OK 0
OldThingy 3 years

Despots wish to rule the world dashed when he lost his tape measure., His imperial desires thwarted by a metric of the light...

Silence 1
OldThingy 3 years

“Mommy, Mommy, what is silence?”, “Quite dear, I’m trying to watch television.”...

Statue of Shane McGowan unveiled in Dublin. 0
riesler 3 years

Produc placement payout claims 'could total millions' 1
Zadok the second 3 years

After years of not being rewarded for his tireless efforts at product placement, Chester-based actuary Marcus Webb has finally submitted invoices totalling £4.3million to several international...

‘Delusional’ Gaddafi ready to use mustard gas against meerkats 2
Gary Stanton 3 years

Colonel Gaddafi’s grip on reality slipped even further last night after he threatened to use mustard gas against the African continent’s meerkat population . The dictator claims the animals, of...

BA cabin crew back ‘No-Fly’ zone 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Colin Firth - Trauma Shocker ! 0
3 years

Childhood Trauma may have caused Colin Firth to become 'a lovie'. In an emotional interview, the suave, classically trained actor revealed that as a lad "his, Scottish Nan would box his ears and...

Government promises cull of Ruddy Ducks, Bloody Geese and Soddin' Swans 0
Skylarking 3 years
Oops 0
Skylarking 3 years

You didn't see me - OK?...

Boris Johnson suggests image of Mohammed as new Olympic logo 0
ianslat 3 years
Organisers deny rumours Joseph of Arimathea to appear at Glastonbury 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Libyan spiders 'really angry' about no-fly zone 0
Zadok the second 3 years

(with thanks to Duncan, it's, it's like comedy jazz, you play the theme, I'll riff off it)...

Controversial duck cull hailed a success, but not by ducks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
EU insurance judgement leads to launch of Bruceandsheilas' Wheels 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New British Gas Pricing Based on Da Vinci Code 2
LizzyG 3 years

Following harsh criticism of energy providers’ obscure pricing policies British Gas are introducing a new simplified system based on Dan Brown’s best-selling novel The Da Vinci Code. Customers...

Gaddafi ‘doolally’, says US ambassador... 0
Doylem 3 years

Having watched a recent interview by the BBC, Susan Rice, US Ambassador to the UN, has called Colonel Gaddafi “delusional”, “out of touch with reality” and “patently not the full dinar”....