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Squudge 08.03.13 10:36pm
Ironduke
Lib Dems gather for 'Cleggtown event'

Liberal Democrats are gathering in Brighton for their spring conference amid growing speculation that the party will pull off the biggest mass suicide since Jonestown when,in 1978,over 900 members of...

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roybland 08.03.13 10:11pm
Squudge
Hunt – 'Majority' of hospitals no longer allowed to be 'Average'. Or make sense.

In a speech apparently defying common logic, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced a ‘radical redefinition’ of the word ‘average’. Speaking at the Institute for Clinical...

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Ablative Fabsolute 08.03.13 8:11pm
quango
Pope qualifications revealed; "must have testicles, mustn't use them"

More to follow...

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apepper 08.03.13 7:43pm
apepper
Judge explains jury that bisexual does not mean having sex with two

and a Ménage à trois does not mean you are trisexual...

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4ty2 08.03.13 7:19pm
4ty2
Green smoke seen from Vatican chimney just Keith O'Brien burning his pants. 0
dominic_mcg 08.03.13 7:13pm
dominic_mcg
PC brigade demands equal rights for aborting boys to end sex discrimination

51 MPs from all parties had signed an Early Day Motion urging the health department to ‘record the gender of babies aborted so a natural abortion ratio can be achieved and doctors could be...

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4ty2 08.03.13 6:59pm
4ty2
Senator Hospitalized After Epic Filibuster

US Senator Rand Paul was hospitalized overnight following his record 13-hr talking filibuster. He was diagnosed with laryngitis and complications due to urinary retention. He remains in critical...

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Kurt Degerstrom 08.03.13 5:55pm
herculepoisson
Afghanistan burns its only bra for International Women's Day 0
sydalg 08.03.13 5:24pm
sydalg
Peter Andre "No hard feelings, I'll look after the kids while Pryce serves time"

more later...

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dvo4fun 08.03.13 5:19pm
dvo4fun
Channel 4 reveal 1980's film caused the Hindenburg disaster

If you don't get it watch 4od!...

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Scronnyglonkle 08.03.13 4:56pm
Titus
Hugo Chavez to receive posthumous Vicky Pollard Award. 0
Drylaw 08.03.13 3:57pm
Drylaw
MOD to arm Syrian Free Army with Groupon deals 0
custard cream 08.03.13 3:52pm
custard cream
Audience treated for shock as Justin Bieber confounds Grim Reaper 0
custard cream 08.03.13 3:48pm
custard cream
Jeremy Hunt: My “Coasting” Will Cost Lives

Jeremy Hunt will today launch a scathing attack on himself claiming that he is endangering lives through “coasting” – blaming frontline staff for the NHS’s problems as a way to avoid...

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08.03.13 1:47pm
Tragedy as Justin Bieber recovers in hospital 8
Oxbridge 08.03.13 1:19pm
Squudge
AkzoNobel, trading as Dulux, launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

Perfect comedy post - arguably original, and stunningly accurate in its knowledge of the paint industry. Roll over, Peter Cook!...

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fink 08.03.13 12:50pm
Dulux launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

I am running out of ideas :(...

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Perks 08.03.13 12:42pm
Grantham pigeons 'really looking forward to shitting on Thatcher statue' 3
Idiot 08.03.13 12:38pm
Scroat
Middle-aged men 'disappointed' 19 year old boy not dead

"He knows to much"...

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08.03.13 12:35pm
beau-jolly
Rooneys Prostitute Retires from Exhaustion.

Romanda Hips, a 63 yr old prostitute from Manchester has announced her retirement from 'street life' citing the insatiable appetites of Wayne Rooney. "I just cannot cope anymore" she says, whilst...

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OliverMcPhee 08.03.13 12:02pm
OliverMcPhee
Lib Dems call for more private prisons for Lib Dems 0
nickb 08.03.13 11:40am
nickb
Prince Charles has thicker ear than usual

After casually mentioning 'glass cases' to his mother over breakfast...

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Scroat 08.03.13 10:53am
Scroat
Man seen lurking outside school gate was there on legitimate business say police

Police in Greater Manchester moved quickly to assure concerned parents that a man seen lurking outside the Potters Lane Primary School in Stockport was there to sell drugs and was not a paedophile.,...

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Gerontius 08.03.13 10:39am
fink
British Legion: UK Military pull-out from Germany “maybe a bit too soon”

Plans to withdraw remaining UK troops from Germany by the end of the decade have been criticised by hardliners within the UK’s nostalgia community. “This is just what the Hun has been waiting...

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dvo4fun 08.03.13 10:21am
Yikes
Horologist on third date hopes to 'wind-up in bed.' 0
sigmund 08.03.13 10:18am
sigmund
Justin Bieber treated for singing difficulties during London O2 performance

IronDuke, haven't you got something to help the little chap ?, Pentobarbital, or just a 12-bore ?...

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Sinnick 08.03.13 10:02am
Sinnick
Liverpool Council will struggle to sell houses for £1.00 warn locals

Liverpool Council have been accused of racketeering after trying to sell houses in the city for as much as a £1.00, Locals say what the city needs is more affordable housing and that offering...

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Gerontius 08.03.13 9:03am
Dick Everyman
Moon faced man found on Moon

http://newspace2011.spacefrontier.org/media/images/speaker_images/Robert__Bob__Richards_-_CEO__Moon_Express_1_small_1.jpg An exploratory dig of the suface of the moon in a search for minerals has...

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Dick Everyman 08.03.13 8:59am
Dick Everyman
Election fever? Shitting voters? Double-sided bigot tape’s a musk!

Squitting in the poll department? Curled out [url=http://www.grocotts.co.za/files/story_photos/Ward%2010%20office%20001_1.website.jpg] empty in the ballots?[/url] Its...

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youbuyitnow 08.03.13 8:38am
Yikes