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'Racist' police stand by as thousands of Londoners chase black man through city

Borrowed joke, not sure where from!...

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charlies_hat 22.04.12 8:20am
charlies_hat
M11 closed by Two Ronnies joke 1
charlies_hat 22.04.12 8:09am
nickb
Vintner considers Mulled wine

more thoughts later...

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virtuallywill 22.04.12 6:09am
virtuallywill
RMT's Sunday league team calls strike aftr Bob Crow asks for 110% effort

South London Jobsworths, the sunday league football team formed out of members of the Rail and Maritime Transport Union (RMT), has called for strike action after coach Nobby Gettin called for 110 per...

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ronseal 22.04.12 1:23am
Yikes
The Ass! ITV reveal new show to rival The Voice

ITV tonight confirmed their latest series of Britain's Got Talent would finish a month earlier than expected. In its place a new show called 'The Ass' would be scheduled for the primetime Saturday...

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bananaman 21.04.12 10:45pm
bananaman
'The Only Way Is Essex' Sat-Nav ill thought out claim RAC. 0
MADJEZ 21.04.12 8:58pm
MADJEZ
Man who admitted 'Every day I'm shufflin' charged with 104 counts of indecency. 0
MADJEZ 21.04.12 8:56pm
MADJEZ
Black Lace release single about radical muslim cleric

All together now 'Ah boo ka tar dar, Ah boo ka tar'...

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Mark Gregory 21.04.12 8:14pm
grumblechops
Trapdoor directly into hell from BGT stage "still only working metaphorically" 0
grumblechops 21.04.12 7:50pm
grumblechops
Roy Walker to front Government's charity tax-dodge clampdown

"It's good but it's not right"...

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grumblechops 21.04.12 7:47pm
grumblechops
Eddie Large Seen Shopping At Tesco

Apparently every Little Helps...

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GillsImp 21.04.12 6:30pm
GillsImp
Bert Weedon fans fretting 0
Smart Alex 21.04.12 6:08pm
Smart Alex
Met Office Reveals Secret Drought Cure

The Met Office revealed today that they have "have always been able to make rain whenever we wanted", said spokesman Urban Dreich, "but the water companies wanted bigger profits". He revealed that...

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GreyWolf 21.04.12 4:50pm
GreyWolf
More trouble for Theresa May as Jordan expert gives warning

"Jordan can't be trusted.", that's the message from expert, Peter Andre...

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apepper 21.04.12 4:48pm
apepper
Pet owners call on government to do more to help with the cost of keeping dogs

People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. A recent study found that...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 21.04.12 3:08pm
Drylaw
Simon Cowell backs UK immigration services: "Britain running out of talent..." 0
JJH88 21.04.12 2:37pm
JJH88
Colin Myler: "Hacking was easy. Just need two Pot Noodle cups and bit of string" 0
JJH88 21.04.12 2:28pm
JJH88
Breivik: "I played COD for assault training, GTA in case of incarceration..."

Avid gamer and part time mass murderer Anders Breivik confirmed he is "fully prepared" for his sentence after his extensive video game training. The potato headed extremist claims he played Grand...

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JJH88 21.04.12 1:48pm
JJH88
All Aviva's sacked workforce to claim on their Aviva PPI 0
Tomfinger 21.04.12 11:17am
Tomfinger
Bullingdon Club to disrupt London Marathon in protest at common people in sport

They plan to steal policemen's helmets, let off fire extinguishers and de-bag oiks. “Bonkers” Johnson will use his stockpile of traffic cones, collected over the last three years, to cause...

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Ian Searle 21.04.12 11:08am
Ian Searle
Humiliated Prince admits hit single 1999 is now dated

Pop giant Prince, whose real name is Oblong Wallis, has revealed that even he laughs himself to tears over the fact that his massive hit 1999 is now referring to a date that has already happened. In...

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yens123 21.04.12 10:18am
yens123
Bahrain GP bosses breathe sigh of relief as Trenton Oldfield scraps protest

Boat protester Trenton Oldfield admitted his hopes of disrupting the Bahrain Grand Prix are in tatters after failing to secure a reasonably priced airfare on lastminute.com. Mr Oldfield said: “It...

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Yikes 21.04.12 10:15am
Yikes
A Lorry carrying Frozen Peas crashes on M1

Another driver following close behind claims to have had a Birds Eye view...

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GillsImp 21.04.12 8:31am
Rhoda Borrocks
Bahrain Grand Prix looks like being Shiite 0
Yikes 21.04.12 6:19am
Yikes
Popstar Kelis suffers milkshake slump

THE percentage of boys brought to the yard by American popstar Kelis' milkshake has fallen for a ninth straight year., According to today's Financial Times, just 37% of all boys were drawn to the...

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clicktingstampz 21.04.12 1:04am
Buddha
Ah stuff it, it wasn't that funny 2
Skylarking 20.04.12 11:12pm
Ironduke
Calls for Silverstone Grand Prix to be cancelled after recent UK riots. 0
MADJEZ 20.04.12 10:58pm
MADJEZ
Warsaw exorcist accused of moving the Pole ghosts 2
nickb 20.04.12 9:45pm
Yikes
Press frenzy as Pippa pistol-whips reporter with butt. 0
pinxit 20.04.12 9:44pm
pinxit
Governmet orders urgent recall of all Ralph Fienne autographs

The Government was on high alert yesterday after news broke that not all Ralph Fienne autographs may be authentic. The tip off came when actor Liam Neeson admitted people often mistake him for fellow...

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bananaman 20.04.12 9:30pm
bananaman