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ICC investigators keen to question Gaddafi over disputed LBW call. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Royal College of caterers called in to diffuse rogue chocolate bombe 0
simonjmr 3 years
Igloos can give you cancer, claims The Nunavut Mail 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Status Quo may celebrate life time acheivement award by learning a fifth chord 0
gregle 3 years

Francis Rossi says he heard that by putting your little finger on as well you can play something called a "seventh" but seeing as four chords have been enough to get them through their musical career...

Chambermaid feared the wrath of Strauss-Khan 1
simonjmr 3 years
Ball passes between sticks. Some men very happy. Some not. 5
be reasonable 3 years

More pointless drivel next season...

Man rotavating his garden at weekend too busy to post on Newsbiscuit 0
Screenie 3 years

More eventually...

Celebrated modern artist admits he’s ‘mostly just arseing about now’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Renowned artist Aaron Gillespie has shocked the art world with the admission that he lost interest in his work some time ago and isn’t even trying any more. In an interview with Art Monthly...

Magnitude 8.5 Quake Strikes Gehry Buildings 3
Q William Bacon 3 years An earthquake measuring 8.5 on the Richter Scale has struck 62 buildings located throughout the world. The buildings were designed by...

West Ham to name next former manager in 3 weeks' time. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Have you been injured while at work ? You're probably Neil Lennon. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Flotsama Bin Laden or Jetsama Bin Laden? 2
Ironduke 3 years

its a fine point, but an important one...

Elysse Palace release pictures of Sarkozky watching real-time video feed 0
nw35th 3 years

The French Government released today a photo of President Sarkozy and his aides in their 'salle du situation' watching a real-time video feed from the elite 'hit team' sent to the Sofitel hotel in...

IMF Chief claims he was only engaging in "quantitative easing". More soon. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Barack Obama's Black Half Finally Overwhelms Him 5
Q William Bacon 3 years

During a tedious press conference during which President Obama repeatedly explained the financial estimates that would allow entitlement programs to remain funded while not exceeding the interim debt...

IMF chief was 'just planking' on chambermaid 1
roybland 3 years
God Comes Out As Gay 7
Q William Bacon 3 years

Who made the beauty of the sunset?, Who made the song of the bird?, Who made the many flowers?, Who made their many colors and perfumes?, Who made the cute little animals?, Who made the poofy...

Vicky Huhne re-releases country classic, You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me.. 0
ronseal 3 years

Lib Dem loudmouth Chris Huhne is the subject of a new song released by his ex-wife to celebrate their relationship., Vicky Pryce (ne Huhne) has chosen to release her own version of the Kenny Rogers...

Sting tells Roxanne, "You don't have to post on the Internet" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dying man's last words, "Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Science news: rare Traffic Cop without clitoris discovered in Suffolk... 3
be reasonable 3 years

the rest of them are complete c*nts...

Royal Wedding tea towel ‘no longer any more effective than other tea towels’ 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

A woman in Wiltshire has reported that her Royal Wedding tea towel has stopped being any better or more uplifting than her other tea towels, sparking fears that the millions of commemorative items...

IMF head Strauss-Kahn chases maid in French farce 0
paul_prude 3 years

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the 62 year-old head of the International Monetary Fund, has been charged by police over “saucy” behaviour at a swish New York hotel. The former French finance minister...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn't, claims chambermaid. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Stewards inquiry: Azerbaijan DEFINITELY in Asia on my Phillip's world atlas 7
Ironduke 3 years
Aussie planker a bit of a plonker after falling out with his mate. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Success At Last For AV...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..But only at Arsenal...

Bono finally admits "The sunglasses are for letching all year round" 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Strauss Kahn 'just asked if she knew the Irish position' 2
acwanaut 3 years
BNP Opera Society ban 'Tannhäuser' for being 'too dark'... 0
be reasonable 3 years