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Paralympics update : blind sprinters to get greyhounds 0
FlashArry 30.08.12 11:19pm
Paralympic lion to out benefit cheats

Sources at the Department for Work and Pensions have confirmed rumoured plans to release wild lions into paralympic venues to catch out benefit cheats. The plan, inspired by last week's alarming...

BAJDixon 30.08.12 10:43pm
Horseman of the Apocalypse takes dressage gold in Paranormal Games 2
cinquecento 30.08.12 10:41pm
Missing robots may contain stolen plans for the coalition

Two robots allegedly carrying stolen plans for the coalition have gone missing after evading a raid by security forces on a vessel belonging to a dissident Liberal MP who was making a run for freedom...

bonjonelson 30.08.12 10:10pm
Study finds most double edged swords have a dull side 0
Dumbnews 30.08.12 8:11pm
GB Paralympian Sprinter Wins Gold And Siver In The 100 Metres For Schizophrenics

Absolutely true that is. Geezer down the pub told me...

Jonny Shlep 30.08.12 7:46pm
Ancient rock band discovered under sofa

A middle aged Carshalton couple had the surprise of their lives yesterday when they discovered one of the lost wonders of the ancient world under their sofa: a legendary troupe of early musicians...

Des Custard 30.08.12 7:40pm
Des Custard
Mayan 2012 apocalypse prediction: Vatican steadies nerves

A nervous Vatican is said tonight to be preparing for a major statement on the ancient Mayan prediction of an apocalypse striking humanity in 2012. Sources believed to be well-placed within the...

Miss Hegas 30.08.12 6:59pm
Miss Hegas
Beatles underestimated the number of Blackburn holes says latest research 0
Midfield Diamond 30.08.12 6:00pm
Midfield Diamond
Daily Mail Headline Writer Wins £50 On Lottery

The world of news was generous in its appreciation today as it emerged one of its greatest stalwarts Ted Barnes, the Daily Mail headline writer for the past 84 years, yesterday won £50 on the...

Reg Herring 30.08.12 5:14pm
Reg Herring
Windows 8 will have faster spinning cursor. 0
Boutros 30.08.12 5:14pm
Apple 'flummoxed' by Windows 8.

Apple has been left "completely flummoxed" by the announcement from Microsoft of Windows 8. "We had no idea they would bring anything out to follow Windows 7", confessed Timothy Cook, CEO of the...

Boutros 30.08.12 5:02pm
Tickets still available for one-armed boxing 0
pere floza 30.08.12 4:42pm
pere floza
Millions of black holes spotted (BBC Headline)

Nasa's Wise telescope spots millions of supermassive black holes and extremely hot galaxies that had remained obscured by dust., Jimmy Grange of Jimmy in a Jiffy, Doncaster, explained how this...

mathsman 30.08.12 2:55pm
Millions of black holes spotted in Barclays annual report and accounts 0
simonjmr 30.08.12 2:47pm
USA: Republicans lose Latino support over 'Juan out all out' immigration policy

more soon. I'm so sorry, have you see my coat?...

dvo4fun 30.08.12 12:57pm
Clegg to demand Para-Elections for 'differently-abled' political parties

. more soon...

Squudge 30.08.12 11:32am
Essex police call off search for unicorn after concluding photo was of a goat

Police in Essex investigating reports of a unicorn being spotted in a field have called off the search and admitted that the photo they had received as evidence was ‘almost certainly a goat’....

Vertically Challenged Giant 30.08.12 11:22am
The All New Jeni B
EDF Mystified by Loss of Gas Supply to Thousands of East London Homes

Just after 11:30pm on Wednesday 29th August, thousands of homes in East London lost gas supply. Supplier, EDF issued the following statement: ‘At approximately 11:30pm on Wednesday evening,...

HenryMJUK 30.08.12 11:06am
Maynard's Midget gems unwise official sponsors of the Paralympic games 0
simonjmr 30.08.12 10:36am
1000's of Lawyers descend upon London for the Paralegal games 0
simonjmr 30.08.12 10:33am
Tricky stick shift manoeuvre results in and Cheryl car crash 0
simonjmr 30.08.12 10:23am
Afghans favourite to win Paralympic gold in the headless football. More soon. 6
dominic_mcg 30.08.12 10:03am
Julian Assange To Have Sex-Change Op

In the next few weeks Julian Assange, the well-known albino Aussie nosy parker and gossipmonger, is to undergo a special sex-change operation in the Ecuadorian embassy, leaving himself with both male...

Reg Herring 30.08.12 7:39am
Prince Andrew parks helicopter in disabled spaces at paralympics.

Heard saying 'Well if a hundred disabled people turn up, I'll move it oh bugger' More soon...

MADJEZ 30.08.12 7:15am
Channel 4 apologise for Freudian slip as opening described as 'spactacular'

More soon....

MADJEZ 29.08.12 11:48pm
Nick Clegg "Awaits being new PM" at next election, denies looking for other job

Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg has announced that the challenges associated with directing the UK through the economic recession will not be too difficult when he is annointed as prime minister at the...

antharrison 29.08.12 11:46pm
Philips Idowu injury doubt for Paralympics 0
custard cream 29.08.12 10:37pm
custard cream
Mini voted the only British car of all time

Or at least I think that's what it said

quango 29.08.12 10:36pm
Gary Baldy
Paralympic signer 'hopelessly flat' claims Paralympic singer.

Operatic star Denise Leigh who performed at the Paralympics opening ceremony has lodged a complaint against Deepa Shastri who signed for the singer throughout the musical number, claiming she has...

Boutros 29.08.12 10:21pm