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Uproar after reality competitions reach "easiest year yet"

In a bizarre turn of events, judges across a variety of reality TV shows have spoken frankly around the deteriorating standard of contestants. In this week's X Factor vote-off, audiences were stunned...

quango 09.12.12 10:12pm
Catholic priests call for clarification on ass coveting rules 3
button 09.12.12 10:04pm
Sir Patrick Moore joins the sky at night... 1
Queen of Tarts 09.12.12 9:41pm
New Star Wars plot published on Wookie leaks

More growls later...

virtuallywill 09.12.12 9:21pm
Tax avoidance scheme blamed as 100,000 coins thrown at footballer during game. 1
MADJEZ 09.12.12 9:16pm
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UKUNCUT members discovered in barber shop 0
custard cream 09.12.12 9:14pm
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Government pledges new law to make figgy pudding available to everyone 0
custard cream 09.12.12 9:05pm
custard cream
Cameron Outed!

Just a stable lad look-a-like. Whilst the real Cameron having the time of his life, hanging around Brussel's bars?...

Jesse Bigg 09.12.12 8:50pm
Jesse Bigg
The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,, My stalker sent to me, A cartridge and a kidney. On the second day of Christmas,, My stalker sent to me, Two throttled doves,, And a cartridge and a kidney. ...

Dick Everyman 09.12.12 8:47pm
The All New Jeni B
'Axminster to become new tax haven' says Osbourne

A new non-ministerial department is to be set up to deal with companies such as Starbucks and Amazon who avoid paying their fair share of the UK tax burden., The new department HMCR (Helpful Magic...

Uncle Bertie 09.12.12 8:17pm
Midfield Diamond
Joy in Selsey at astronomers death, as street lights can now be on at night.

Local joke !!! More soon...

MADJEZ 09.12.12 7:26pm
No Moore... 4
Tripod 09.12.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Astronomer gets a close up look at the Heavens. No Moore Soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.12.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
No dead celebrities recently but

Moore soon...

Oxbridge 09.12.12 7:19pm
Al OPecia
Researchers find bees allergic to pollen get hives 0
custard cream 09.12.12 7:04pm
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Man with cataracts goes on rampage and dies. No more misty eyes guy


Bourbon 09.12.12 2:45pm
Moon faced misanthrope Jimmy Carr to give Starbucks advice on tax avoidance

Jimmy Carr, the tragi-comic with the most sinister laugh since Jimmy Saville, is to advise global corporate enterprise brand Starbucks on how to avoid contributing to the societies whose money it...

ronseal 09.12.12 1:25pm
Frustrated Tories back some-sex marriage.

Frustrated Tories back some-sex marriage...

olddoc 09.12.12 12:29pm
Dave and Nick wed in St Paul's...

Dave and Nick wed in St Paul's...

olddoc 09.12.12 12:28pm
Battery hen put on Liverpool Care Pathway...

Battery hen put on Liverpool Care Pathway...

olddoc 09.12.12 12:24pm
Unmarried middle aged uncle won’t put kisses on cards this Christmas

Unmarried middle aged uncle won’t be putting kisses on cards this Christmas Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews...

Stan 09.12.12 11:54am
Lesbian line dancing to blame for US corn crop failure say evangelists

Searing droughts in the United States which depleted harvests of wheat, corn and soybeans this year has been brought on by the increase in lesbian line dancing say evangelists. Ministers across the...

Dick Everyman 09.12.12 11:05am
Dick Everyman
Roman coin leads to marathon three-way romp for balding man

Middle-aged, balding metal detector enthusiast, Steve Radstock, got the surprise of his life when he went to have his recent find authenticated at the Norfolk Heritage Centre in Norwich. "I'd just...

SugarTits69 09.12.12 9:46am
Terror organisation 'admit responsibility' for 'legal but immoral' tax avoidance

Following public criticism and protests against multi-national companies and the levels of tax they pay, the spotlight has moved over to Al-Qaeda. The international terrorist organisation has been...

Perks 09.12.12 8:02am
Golgeau Treize
New BBC crime show announced - Phallus and Crabs

Meet Phallus - last day on the job, looking forward to retirement, he's seen it all and he's not looking forward to showing a new rookie the ropes. The new rookie is Crabs - young, brash, a rule...

custard cream 09.12.12 2:35am
Next year "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here" to be filmed at Wormwood Scrubs. 12
Al OPecia 09.12.12 12:27am
Paddy Berzinski
Silvio Berlusconi to return to front-line humping

With his centre-right People of Freedom party trailing in the polls and lacking a publicly-recognised leader, Silvio Berlusconi has pledged to return to public office and 'bang Italy back into the...

Long Distance Clara 08.12.12 11:41pm
Long Distance Clara
Al Fyed blames Duke of Edinburgh for nurses aparent suicde 1
Scronnyglonkle 08.12.12 11:28pm
Al OPecia
Golfers unite on Christmas anti-Ryder Cup DVD plea

Golfers across the UK have formed an alliance to dissuade unsuspecting relatives from buying them 'The Ryder Cup 2012 DVD' after concluding that it was quite good when it happened but they don't want...

antharrison 08.12.12 11:20pm
Children exposed to damaging politics on Internet

A new investigation by the NSPCC has uncovered the up to 45% of, children have been exposed to politics while using the internet., The study finds that while using facebook, looking up boy, bands...

LaserComet 08.12.12 10:01pm