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Jimmy Somerville denies abusing middle aged women 9
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:30pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Saville cleared - 2

All those rumours that he was gay have now been proven false...

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Rootin Tootin 06.10.12 9:53pm
Vatican butler gets 18 month jail term, eternity in hell - to run concurrently 5
Idiot 06.10.12 8:40pm
sigmund
Corrupt referees concerned about whistle blowers 0
Smart Alex 06.10.12 7:45pm
Smart Alex
Owner of small sex shop says size doesn’t matter 2
Yikes 06.10.12 7:16pm
Dick Everyman
Mob lynches Noel Edmonds "just to be on the safe side"

Former TV and radio hosts deemed a bit odd and/or creepy by Facebook groups to be systematically strung up to avoid risk of posthumous accusations. Travis, Stilgoe, and assorted Blue Peter...

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DrTurmoil 06.10.12 7:03pm
charlies_hat
BBC deny Savile cover up - 'We always allowed him to get his knob out'

Damn. I laughed and now I feel dirty. Have to give stars...

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06.10.12 6:34pm
Yikes
Small Shopkeepers Shun Top Shelf Reading Matter 3
Martin Shuttlecock 06.10.12 5:38pm
sigmund
Hot air balloonist apologises for exaggerated claims 0
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 5:11pm
Dick Everyman
M&S 'Light control' panties to include dimmer switch for blondes.

Still can't find the 'on' switch in my wife's...

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riesler 06.10.12 4:38pm
riesler
Off-duty ambulance driver ‘used portable siren to queue-jump’.

An ambulance driver from Southend who wore his vehicle siren like a hat has been roundly criticised by the NHS. Shoppers were left feeling ‘ripped off’ after stepping aside to let pedestrian...

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malgor 06.10.12 4:23pm
The Secret Cabal
Giant supermarket chains too big for masochistic small shop-keepers.

No, I’m not entering myself (Snigger)...

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sigmund 06.10.12 1:21pm
sigmund
S&M businesses strapped for cash 1
weematt 06.10.12 11:12am
Yikes
Blacksmiths' statue-building contest - leader forges ahead 6
Idiot 06.10.12 10:49am
sigmund
Tesco CEO on recent losses. "We're on target to become a small shopkeeper again"

Neat - O bid. No more soon...

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dvo4fun 06.10.12 10:21am
dvo4fun
New laughing gas safety campaign urges kids to "Just say N2O" 0
LittleSpender 06.10.12 9:47am
LittleSpender
Cameron Outed!

He finally admits that the recession was just a ploy to force the unemployed to work at his uncle's chain of theme parks...

0
Jesse Bigg 06.10.12 9:33am
Jesse Bigg
Hunt to be subject of "Very Late Stage Abortion" - Nation celebrates 1
Drylaw 06.10.12 9:18am
Jesse Bigg
Small shopkeeper expands to Medium to include new range of spirits  0
charlies_hat 06.10.12 9:15am
charlies_hat
Vegetarians main cause of global warming.

Experts have warned that increasing vegetarianism is threatening the planet through global warming., "Everyone knows that cows produce high levels of methane that damage the ozone layer", said a...

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philthefunk 06.10.12 9:04am
Jesse Bigg
Happy, Grumpy and Sleepy open a store and join Association of Small Shopkeepers 1
Perks 06.10.12 9:02am
sigmund
Cycle path arrested following unprovoked attack on bus lane 2
SpankyMonkey 06.10.12 8:22am
writinginbsl
All Road Markings to Cease Immediately

The Department of Transport earlier announced that from today, white road markings would cease to exist. As of October the 5th, all white lines on roads will be removed, in an effort to save over £3...

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christian.orr 06.10.12 8:05am
arthurminnit
Small shopkeepers deny short changing customers

Or is it just me? neat-o...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.10.12 7:53am
sigmund
Thousands of south-coast residents head for Turkey/Syria border. 0
sigmund 06.10.12 7:51am
sigmund
14 Year Old Girl Claims "Freddie Starr Ate My Beaver" 0
Jonny Shlep 06.10.12 6:00am
Jonny Shlep
Eastwood's Chair To Replace Obama For Next Debate 0
Hooch 05.10.12 10:47pm
Hooch
Facebook's Timeline makes human brain redundant

A team of eminent neurologists has linked memory loss to the introduction of Facebook Timeline and satellite locational devices. In a study of over 10,000 Facebook users it has been found that...

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Dick Everyman 05.10.12 10:23pm
Dick Everyman
Warning lights for energy deficit go out 0
kimllfixit 05.10.12 8:27pm
kimllfixit
Pinewood Studios inundated with James Bond sex abuse claims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 8:02pm
dominic_mcg