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Tory orgy ends in Pickles 1
simonjmr 3 years
After public brawl ,Jade widower says he was stoned . 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Millions are using credit cards to pay the mortgage. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Thousands are taking out a second mortgage to clear credit card debts incurred by using the card to pay the mortgage., Hundreds are using a credit card to meet the repayments of the second mortgage...

New Years Resolutions Diets lead to chronic shortage of slimming biscuits 1
Ian Searle 3 years

People are being force to eat less normal food instead. I was going to say Ryvita but that might count as product placement, and it's difficult to find a unoccupied tread mill at the gym!...

Police slam sock 999 calls as "frivolous" 7
A Crooked MP 3 years

Police spokesman criticised the sudden rash of 999 calls asking for helping locating their missing socks. "We have better things to do than try to pair up all your lone socks in the sock drawer,...

Four Housemartins of the Apocalypse say “Chin up, things could be worse”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Four horses of the Apocalypse say the end is neigh 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Arse-kicking to be demonstration sport at 2012 Olympics... 0
Doylem 3 years
Giant Area of Rubbish the Size of Wales 1
De-scribe 3 years

spotted to the west of England...

Twelfth Night: celebrating the end of Christmas... 0
Doylem 3 years

“It’s time we restored Twelfth Night to its rightful place as one of the most important dates in the calendar”, said Bob Cartwright of the ‘Keep Twelfth Night Special’ campaign group....

Nintendo chases the pensioner pound... 0
Doylem 3 years

Luke Astle, a games developer at Nintendo, is targetting a new game at senior citizens. “We’ve found that older people don‘t necessarily want shoot-‘em-up games, especially the ones who saw...

'Great Garbage Patch' in the Pacific Ocean is as large as Wales. 0
DiY 3 years
Greggs launch new lunch menu...socksub 0
DiY 3 years
The Clifford unveiled as the international measurement of guilt 1
simonjmr 3 years
One in 10 schools now dancing academies. 0
DiY 3 years

"Head teachers and teachers - not politicians and bureaucrats - know best how to run schools," said Education Secretary Michael Gove as he laid out the Governments revised plans for ballet, waltz,...

Border Agency reveals drug smuggling methods. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Drugs hidden inside pizza boxes and odd socks have been discovered over the past year, the UK Border Agency said today...

Welsh “fed up” about being used as “quasi-comic unit of measurement”... 1
Doylem 3 years
Oprah and Bono join hands to form new major world religion 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Travelodge lost-property office reveals numerous LibDem promises 0
Sinnick 3 years
New Starbucks logo to be available in 30 different variations 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gove announces 10% is to be the new pass mark for exam success 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Startling development as wolves develop a liking for pasta 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Research shows bosses still enjoying pay rises the size of Wales 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bristol police “overwhelmed” by ill-considered sock amnesty... 0
Doylem 3 years
Swine Flu Latest 1
callaway 3 years

Increase in Swine Flu numbers linked to imminent banks bonuses announcements...

Nick Clegg's reception in Oldham, 'Coldest on record.' 0
pudseypumper 3 years

(more soon)...

Huge penised drugs mule executed today. 0
Trickster 3 years

Authorities confirm he was hung (like a donkey)...

War declared in land dispute 1
riesler 3 years

A very civil war has been declared between The National Trust and English Heritage over a disputed landowners will. English Heritage volunteers laid siege to the NT gift shop, which has been...

National Trust to take over council estate in 'big society' initiative 3
immac 3 years
Sorry to be an arse 27
Spacey 3 years

Sorry guys, I've had to pull this one. Thanks for the comments though, I really appreciate it...