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Michael Brûlée fans crème themselves after stunning performance 0
Dick Everyman 02.07.13 3:31pm
Dick Everyman
Disappointed date rapist contacts trading standards after Rose Hip Oil purchase 0
Dick Everyman 02.07.13 3:18pm
Dick Everyman
Isle of Wight gears up for digital Morse code 0
sydalg 02.07.13 2:54pm
sydalg
Defeated lemon "not bitter" 0
sydalg 02.07.13 2:54pm
sydalg
Edward Snowden says Kremlin protection (or Krem-brolly) will prevent extradition 0
NewBiscuit 02.07.13 2:51pm
NewBiscuit
Comedy writer with attention defici... 3
Lindy Moone 02.07.13 2:48pm
sydalg
ITV presents An Audience With Mervyn King

ITV's popular 'An Audience With' series will feature the former Bank of England Governor regaling celebrity guests about his decade long career at the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street. Highlights...

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custard cream 02.07.13 2:28pm
Wrenfoe
Clapton, Baker and Bruce to make sweet music on new Cream Blu-Ray 0
Midfield Diamond 02.07.13 1:26pm
Midfield Diamond
Maverick cops now in the majority, says Scotland Yard head of personnel

Scotland Yard has launched a recruitment drive among the happily married community, as the the force has become 'maverick cop heavy'. "There are too many cops pulling stunts, tearing up the rule...

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ronseal 02.07.13 1:23pm
Not Amused
Controversial photos taken for new Pirelli calendar

http://static-imgs-acf.hereisthecity.com/20110721//62/ferrari_crash_japan_10317.jpg <no animals were hurt in the making of this picture>...

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Sinnick 02.07.13 1:03pm
Sinnick
Edward Snowden seeks asylum in the USA

Having had his asylum requests rejected by 194 countries, Edward Snowden has asked President Obama if he will let him seek political asylum in the USA, citing the fact that he is being persecuted by...

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John Wiltshire 02.07.13 12:53pm
Sinnick
Qu'est que cette, le "Set Square"? Je n'ai pas compris. 5
M Cholet 02.07.13 12:45pm
Not Amused
Glastonberries and creme brulee all the rage at Wimbledon this year 0
Not Amused 02.07.13 12:10pm
Not Amused
Pirelli & F1 agree to stop making tyres from liquorice

Bernie Eccleston has conceded that the move to issue teams with tyres made from liquorice instead of rubber to "make F1 more interesting" has been a PR disaster...

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grottymonty 02.07.13 12:01pm
grottymonty
2013 Pirelli calendar withdrawn as models suffer unexpected breast blowouts 0
Nowherefast 02.07.13 11:49am
Nowherefast
Police protect chilled transport van from dyslexic mob 0
Not Amused 02.07.13 11:26am
Not Amused
No sighting of Canada in five years prompts fears of extinction 0
cinquecento 02.07.13 10:08am
cinquecento
Mr Falafel 'sick of being asked if he sells falafels'

A Lincoln businessman is considering changing the name of his city centre takeaway just two weeks after first opening its doors to the public, saying he is sick and tired of telling people "about...

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Idiot 02.07.13 9:49am
Lindy Moone
Majorette champion glad she gave it a twirl. 0
weematt 02.07.13 9:45am
weematt
Dissertation on burnt custard

Neat-O …., Burnt custard, or as they say in France, Crème Brûlée , has not always been a popular desert. Indeed, it did not exist until it was 'discovered' quite by accident in a French kitchen...

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weematt 02.07.13 9:14am
weematt
Mandela quickly recovered when threatened with NHS treatment

It has now been confirmed that the South African leader spent the last few weeks malingering just for the sake of a comfortable bed and being waited on hand and foot by nurses. The health trust is...

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sydalg 02.07.13 9:07am
NewBiscuit
Sacked elephant handler 'not quite up to the tusk' says boss 5
Dick Everyman 02.07.13 8:55am
Lindy Moone
Controlling stroke victim wife 'in critical condition' 0
Oxbridge 02.07.13 8:03am
Oxbridge
Humourless heart attack victim 'in serious condition' 0
Oxbridge 02.07.13 8:01am
Oxbridge
Man trampled by horse 'in stable condition' 0
Oxbridge 02.07.13 7:59am
Oxbridge
Depressed cartographer wonders where it all went wrong. 4
sredni vashta 02.07.13 7:40am
Wrenfoe
MP's to be paid in fresh organs

In a compromise agreement Commons Speaker, John Bercow, has agreed not block the proposed £10,000 pay rise for politicians, provided they are remunerated with "flesh of the proletariat". Voters had...

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Wrenfoe 02.07.13 7:35am
FlashArry
Powerful Women Prefer Brooms And Mangles To Vacuum Cleaners And Spin Driers 1
Titus 02.07.13 7:23am
Lindy Moone
Two paths diverge in an ORANGE wood

And wishing I could travel both, And be one traveller long I stood, And looked down one as far as I could, To where it bent in the undergrowth I shall be saying this with a sigh, Somewhere ages...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 02.07.13 7:03am
blacklesbianandproudofit
UK Government Congratulates China On Destruction Of Smethwick

"A great improvement" said a spokesman for British Tourism...

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Titus 02.07.13 7:03am
Titus