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French breast implants downgraded to triple D status 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government borrowing falls £2.3bn after Eric Pickles cancels lunch 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart 3
Smart Alex 3 years
UK to develop home-grown "European style" tourist attractions 5
Son of Barnabas 3 years

In the latest attempt to distance the UK from Europe, the Government has announced that a range of tourist attractions will be renamed or redeveloped to imitate European sights. The intention is to...

Oliver Hardy impersonators urged not to rest on their Laurels 2
DorsetBoy 3 years
Daily Mail: "Being tiny dictator on a train gives you heart failure" 3
apepper 3 years

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Santa disappointment as Ventnor pensioner becomes Korean leader 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Children at Ventnor’s annual Christmas Fayre were left in tears today when told that Father Christmas had called off his scheduled appearance. It was no consolation when they found out the unlikely...

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bonjonelson 3 years
OJ Borg recaptured by Madame Tussauds 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 3 years
Thai floating market stock rises 30% in recent floods 1
gaijintendo 3 years

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Weekend at Bon Jovi's prove rocker still alive claim short sighted party goers 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Sculpture 'stolen for scrap' NB apologise for 'artwork's crap' headline. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More trypoes soon...

Earth sized planet spotted..... approaching Earth from a Galaxy far far away. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Pulitzer Prize winner Piers Morgan hits out at tabloid journalism. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More holier than thou testimony soon...

Berlusconi collection to be sold at Christies 1
Username 3 years

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will be selling his private collection of prostitutes' calling cards, which he has been collecting from phoneboxes in major...

Kim Jong merrily on high - A Korean Khristmas Karol 3
Perks 3 years

(To the tune of Ding Dong merrily on high) Kim Jong-Il now has died,, In North Korea they're crying,, Kim Jong-un now will try,, To keep his army fighting....

Piers Morgan triumph as 20 members of Leveson enquiry double his TV audience 1
apepper 3 years

Piers Morgan's video link appearance before the Leveson enquiry has broken all records for viewers of the former tabloid editor. Justice Leveson was asked why Morgan hadn't been required to attend in...

Leveson enquiry to be retitled 'Piers Morgans Lie Stories' 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Referees Introduced to Ensure that Riots are Run to Government Rules 1
Immunis 3 years

The Home Affairs Committee investigating behaviour of rioters and the police during the summer is to introduce rules and referees to manage future riots in the UK. To quote from the report summary,...

"It's de location that counts!" Says Channel 4's Phil Spencer 3
dvo4fun 3 years

The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property-porn programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Delocation, Delocation' in 2012. There had been numerous...

Confusion Over Meaning Of Big Society Blamed For Obesity Rise 2
UnoEye 3 years

Public misunderstanding over Cameron’s Big Society policy has been blamed for a dramatic increase in obesity it was revealed yesterday. The flagship government policy was misunderstood by many to...

Croissant thief ‘kneads the dough' 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

“my boss has been promising me a raise, but he’s just full of hot air”.,

World’s smallest bible discovered as CERN detects the ‘Word of God Particle’ 0
Immunis 3 years
North Korean Onion Ring bust by police 0
bonjonelson 3 years, +,, =, this...

Surrey police penetrate local onion ring 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Relief as Kim Jong 'Un', Kim Jong 'Il' revealed to be local football result 1
cinquecento 3 years
Claus speaks out: "We've all worked for Ovalteenies since '53" 0
Drylaw 3 years
Clegg's face wins 2011 Smacked Arse crown 1
Drylaw 3 years
Family faces bleak Christmas as text message announces Sellotape safety recall 15
3 years

Christmas has again been ruined for Britain’s most credulous man, this time by a late-night text message announcing a safety recall on Sellotape. The recall was made at 12.27am and applies to short...

North Korea denies story that Kim Jong Il died from stranglewank 0
fernandomando 3 years

surprised there has not been mention of this already...