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Janet Jackson's 'Number Ones' Tour cancelled due to false advertising. 6
MADJEZ 3 years

Red face record company bosses have pulled the superstars planned UK tour after discovering she's never had a UK number one single. In a career lasting 30 years she's managed a paltry number two for...

Low levels of 'Buckie' found near Fukushima... 1
be reasonable 3 years

wide-spread aggression and panic ensues amongst formerly Stoical Japanese. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/japan-radioactivity-found-in-uk-2256331.html...

Jordan battles to regain 'priceless' Christmas Relics 0
MagnusOpum 3 years

Dwhite Yorke cited as having had impeccable taste when buying decorations...

Oxbridge students could save £500/yr by going to Leeds Met University instead. 3
bonjonelson 3 years

With a large tip of the hat to Manifestations of Baboonery...

You've Been Framed now only accepting videos of people being framed for crimes 0
gaijintendo 3 years

You've Been Framed started as ITVs answer to Crimewatch in 1990, however vastly changed theme on the populist TV channel...

MPs to face expences claim 'points system' 1
glass90 3 years

The working Party looking into the claiming of expenses for MPs is to introduce a points system similar to that used for driving offences. The right honourable Bill Fiddler, spokesman for the group,...

Victoria Pendleton triumphs again! 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

Victoria Pendleton triumphed at the world cycling championships at the weekend, coming first (in my heart, if not the scores. But so what!). And your reporter managed to catch up with her afterwards...

Disabled soldiers say Prince Harry a natural choice to help them conquer a Pole 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Volunteer drivers given caravans in Big Society initiative to reduce road speeds 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
4,000 police on stand-by as Ed Miliband makes another speech 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Quango scandal in boat anchor point industry as its called jobs for the buoys. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Released MOD UFO files 'not very accurate' says alien. 0
Griffin 3 years
Bidders for HMS Ark Royal warned Free Next-Day shipping offer does not apply. 4
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Some of Capello's 'I only need 100 english words' leaked... 3
pinxit 3 years

I. Not. Get. Out. Of. Bed. For. Less. Than. Three. Million. Smackers...

Perusal of census forms locates Osama bin Laden 0
greg various 3 years
Royal wedding postponed after 'blokes googling Kate Middleton' misunderstanding 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Ed Millerband booked to do warm up act for future riots 1
ronseal 3 years
Libyan rebel advance halted after failure to refuel van at Bin Jawad services 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Apple (Jamaica) Launch the i and i Pad 4
3 years

in three colours...

Failing wizard blames staff cuts 1
beau-jolly 3 years

[Mordor soon]...

60 million people protest at lazy, shiftless public sector workers... 15
be reasonable 3 years

by staying at home, going shopping, watching football or doing a bit of gardening., Millions of people today showed their utter indifference to the fate of traffic wardens, health and safety...

Nintendo's 3DS discriminates against pirates 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

and Peter Falk for that matter!...

Super-glue inventor to be buried with six pall-bearers... 10
be reasonable 3 years

'he always did have a wicked sense of humour', says wife...

Kebab shop moves into "vajazzle sponsorship" 16
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

A takeaway outlet in Carshalton, Surrey has agreed to pay the vajazzle fees of any girl choosing "Kebab? Call 020 8669 1234567" as their design.  'We'd often wondered how to crack the illusive...

British public return 2011 Census forms 5
captain747480 3 years

Approx 25 million more later...

Co-op Supermarket worker sacked for liking the taste of Lady Grey.... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more tea-bagging soon...

Unite Union to turn BA into a no-fly zone 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Local paper to report on failure of their new revenue generating model tommorrow 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Channel 5 sues Channel 4+1 4
antharrison 3 years
Alzheimers Society call for NHS to er tests something 75 oh was it the boat race 0
andhrimnir 3 years