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Ken Livingstone: "I didn't vote in the last series of X Factor" 0
mpaterson 3 years

Ken Livingstone has admitted that he didn't vote for Matt Cardle last year, claiming to have "never heard of him"...

Archbishop disappointed with same-sex wedding plans; wants to get married now 0
apepper 3 years

The archbishop of Westminster has expressed disappointment at government plans to introduce same-sex marriages in March 2012; "I don't want to wait; like many clergymen, we want to get married to our...

Jimmy Savile's grave topped off with concrete 0
Scroat 3 years

"That's fixed it for him," says undertaker. "We just want to be sure he doesn't come back."...

Neutrino found to have taken artificial stimulants, record wiped from books. 0
Immunis 3 years
Blatter - "I'd never say anything racist as most of my best friends are racists" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

more handshakes later...

Farmer to pay back subsidies after EU discovers he planted his wife. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
MoD spends £600m on consultants to decide who they can legally shoot 3
3 years

The Ministry of Defence has been criticised for wasting £600m on consultants, from a budget that could have been spent on ammunition, rendition flights and new sign posts for Royal Wootton Bassett....

Blatter suggests ending Stephen Lawrence trial with a handshake 11
Mark66 3 years
MoD equipment purchasers to work at the front line 0
Immunis 3 years

In a shock move by defence secretary Philip Hammond to improve the quality of equipment procurement, the civil servants that are responsible for purchasing military hardware are to be sent to the...

Blatter to ban black people from wearing poppies. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Protestors take over USB... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

now how will I connect my printer?...

I witness Tyrant Blatter finally run to ground: Foreign Latest 0
Drylaw 3 years

They gathered at dusk in the bars and restaurants of the teeming Zurich bazaar and by midnight President Blatter's HQ had been besieged and his bloodied corpse lay in the dusty street outside. I...

Rare Picasso portrait of German Chancellor entitled "Angular Merkel" discovered 0
simonjmr 3 years
Protesters admit error of inviting Josie Long to occupied UBS building 3
ndbrown123 3 years

The occupiers of the deserted UBS offices admitted they 'should never have invited Josie Long to perform' in the building. Since the announcement, reports of almost half the occupying contingency...

The "Peston" adopted as the international unit of measurement of smugness 2
grottymonty 3 years

The International Standards Authority has to day confirmed that the Peston will now sit alongside the metre, gram and second as a unit of measure. Absolute Peston is defined as 273kP, the rest of the...

"Won't pay? Then don't pay" says Treasury's Danny Alexander 5
dvo4fun 3 years

Letters have gone out from HMRC to 6000 UK Swiss bank account holders, suspected of contributing to £14bn annual tax avoidance. "This tough no-nonsense letter sets out the options, asking two simple...

Norfolk County Council outlaws 1
grottymonty 3 years
Cambridge and Oxford universities in row race 6
Screenie 3 years
Vatican launches Home Exorcism Kit 14
Ludicity 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI has given his seal of approval for a special self-exorcism kit that members of the general public can use to tackle their own personal demons. The kit, comprising of bell, book...

Arab League urges Syria stop shooting civilians.."Bombing much more effective" 0
hansens-scar 3 years
Ex MI5 chief Manningham-Buller sends out for pizza during Lords debate 0
hansens-scar 3 years
Blatter holding out for 'golden handshake' claim critics 0
Screenie 3 years
Research shows Britain's pubs 'full of technocrats' 4
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

There may be hope for the ailing UK economy, after researchers found that Britain’s pubs are ‘chock full’ of technocrats. ‘After the resounding success of the new governments in Italy and...

Fears grow as Domestos forces Yakult over to the Dark Side 0
grottymonty 3 years
Am-Dram society rallies after crossbow atrocity 0
allmyownstunts 3 years

Swaffham and District Amateur Dramatic Society confirmed today that this year’s performance of Aladdin will go ahead as planned, despite last Thursday’s crossbow rampage by Wishee Washee which...

St Paul’s first letter to the occupiers 0
button 3 years

Love is patient but I'm losing mine, so I’d love it if you’d all piss off now...

Probiotic protesters occupy St Thomas' hospital. 1
button 3 years
Oxfam commends Nigerian princes for their generosity 0
Shandy 3 years

Oxfam has publicly given thanks to generous Nigerian princes insistent on sharing vast sums of wealth via online transactions with European professionals. "It's nice to see Africa giving a bit back...

Beijing: China To "Have Rhthym" By 2025 0
Textbook 3 years
ASA condemns 'child with serious head injuries' logo for Bears In Need 9
Runestone Cowboy 3 years