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Halfords enters financial services industry with tax-free de-ISA

more strained cold weather punsomeness soon...

Skylarking 03.02.12 10:48am
Midfield Diamond
BNP accuse 'Asian population' of causing pensions crises

Demands are for Government to release White Paper on how to resolve the issue...

quango 02.02.12 8:10pm
Slightly colder weather 'a godsend' say forecasters

The slightly colder weather reaching the UK this week is 'a godsend' to weather forecasters, according to the Met Office. 'We've had to put up with very mediocre weather conditions this winter,' a...

roybland 02.02.12 8:06pm
New dating site submits your profile to every other dating site 1
Dumbnews 02.02.12 10:19pm
Mini names new car the Paedo in PR gaffe 1
Immunis 02.02.12 8:17pm
Pubic wigs evaluated on 2
Smart Alex 02.02.12 6:50pm
Smart Alex
Redknapp admits to lip movement when lying

Or did he ? More soon...

simonjmr 02.02.12 4:29pm
Space to be made for 'beneficial immigrants' by recycling white trash 0
pere floza 02.02.12 3:37pm
pere floza
Barren Knights to be stripped of honours in novelty hit backlash 6
ronseal 03.02.12 5:57pm
The All New Jeni B
Old adage 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink' disproved

by man with high-pressure pump, hosepipe, and a roll of gaffer tape...

Smart Alex 03.02.12 10:34am
Terry to consider Tax Evasion when professional Racist career over 0
tedweasel 02.02.12 3:11pm
Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 discovered working as gypsy slaves in Sweden 4
cinquecento 03.02.12 12:42pm
Government minister says only smart-arse blacks to be allowed into the country

The government has today announced that immigrants will only be allowed into the country in future if they are able to command a salary of over £31000 per year. In a document entitled "How we...

ukvillafan 03.02.12 1:16pm
'Abridged Too Far': Directors cut no longer makes any sense...

Hat tip to Charlie's hat...

Smart Alex 02.02.12 1:33pm
Smart Alex
First Great Western to cancel trains to keep passengers warm during cold snaps

First Great Western announced today that they will be investing in cancelled trains and removed carriages in an effort to keep their passengers warm during cold weather this February and March. A...

Not Amused 02.02.12 8:09pm
Facebook user who clicked ‘share’ button saddled with $20M portfolio

A self-confessed social networking addict is twenty million US dollars in the red today, after repeated use of the Facebook ‘share’ function saw her accidently pledging to buy hundreds of...

jp1885 02.02.12 1:13pm
BBC claim gangs of tax payers kidnap "travellers" and force them into work 0
medici2471 02.02.12 12:49pm
Groundhogs and Prairie Dog populations at threat from Meerkats

Following the near extinction of Red Squirrels at the murderous hands of their Grey brothers shocking news follows that indigenous populations of Groundhogs (the traditional heralds of spring) and...

simonjmr 02.02.12 12:38pm
Outrage as new strain of Myxomatosis introduced into Meerkovo

Animal rights activists have reacted in horror today, after the exponential rise in Meekat numbers throughout Europe forced Russian authorities to introduce a genetically modified strain of the...

jp1885 22.09.14 5:19pm
Diane Abbott to replace John Terry as England captain

The Football Association has finally bowed to pressure and removed John Terry from the role of captain of the England football team, replacing him with Labour MP Diane Abbott. Mrs Abbott is expected...

Long Distance Clara 02.02.12 12:02pm
Long Distance Clara
Greg Torode suffers coronary after wannabe chef serves omelette

Masterchef's smug foodie Greg Torode was today in hosiptal following a massive coronary brought on by the stress of a dish served by a contestant. A spokesperson for the show explained,"he had just...

grottymonty 02.02.12 12:17pm
Prince William's new dog's name is a tribute to the Dambusters speculation

After it was announced yesterday that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have bought a puppy, speculation has mounted that the as yet unveiled name of the dog is a tribute to 617 Squadron. More soon...

simonjmr 02.02.12 1:01pm
Science decoder of 'internal voices' lands man in legal trouble

A 21 year old Cambridge student, who volunteered for scientific research, has found that he has lost several friends, and is even facing criminal charges of sexual harassment. Researchers at have...

simonjmr 02.02.12 11:03am
Shock as Masterchef aired without Coldplay in the background 2
kimllfixit 02.02.12 5:34pm
Wales caught by Japanese Fishermen whilst trying to leave UK, 0
RJWinter 02.02.12 9:28am
Radical move sweeps through Honours System

"We've responded quickly to something that has obviously concerned British voters, sorry, people for some considerable time," said PM David Cameron speaking outside no 10 last night after MPs and...

Drylaw 02.02.12 9:18am
Olympic opening ceremony to include ritual stripping of Ovett's OBE, urges Coe 2
pere floza 02.02.12 12:06pm
Beckham: "my days of posing naked are over”.

Thank fuck for that, says David...

John Ffitch-Rucker 02.02.12 8:44am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Saudia Arabia extends Sharia law to those caught stealing hotel toiletries 0
Dumbnews 02.02.12 4:25am
Mugabe meets with Blunt and Ceaucescu relatives to demand knightood restorations

Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has flown to Europe to meet with relatives of the late Anthony Blunt and Nicolae Ceaucescu. It is understood that all parties are concerned for their reputations...

DorsetBoy 02.02.12 3:41am