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Woman, now 39, rescued from compartment in Jim'll Fix It Chair 0
cinquecento 05.10.12 10:07am
cinquecento
Scarborough pulps 2013 tourist brochures following grave desecration...

Sally Hunter, Tourism Officer for the scruffy North Yorkshire resort, admitted that promoting Scarborough as the last resting place of Jimmy Savile now seemed an ill-judged strategy. “We’ve...

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Tripod 05.10.12 9:32am
Tripod
BBC's Off Payroll Taxation loophole shocks MP's

because they wish they'd thought of it...

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philthefunk 05.10.12 9:28am
philthefunk
Spain protests against introduction of controversial ‘day-shift’ working

Spain’s major cities awoke to a series of protests yesterday evening following the announcement that controversial Nordic-style day-shift working was to be introduced in an attempt to enable Spain...

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Des Custard 05.10.12 9:11am
Midfield Diamond
Boxer who has come out reported to be 'as pleased as punch' 0
philthefunk 05.10.12 9:10am
philthefunk
Baywatch star buys discounted toupee of exceptional quality

Neat-O, last gasp effort http://singharoundtheworld.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f88e3b6883301156f2a433b970c-800wi...

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charlies_hat 05.10.12 9:07am
charlies_hat
Biologists working on inherited traits discover that...

if your parents didn't have children, then it's unlikely that you'll have children either...

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Smart Alex 05.10.12 8:16am
arthurminnit
Ventriloquist secret of Party Leaders’ autocue free speeches

Top ventriloquist, Alan Reeder, has blown the whistle on our party leaders’ note free speeches by revealing that he is, quite literally, the voice behind David Cameron and Ed Miliband. Although...

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Stan 05.10.12 8:08am
Sinnick
‘Wiggins effect’ boosts nation’s health...

According to Matt Peters, a surgeon at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital, the post-Olympic cycling craze is having a beneficial effect on the nation’s health. “It’s great”, he says,...

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Tripod 05.10.12 7:12am
Tripod
It was a close fought contest and out of 20,000 willing people, Michael Winner

announces Dignitas will help him die...

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burnmybridges 05.10.12 1:34am
burnmybridges
BBC says their inclusivity policy extends to pedophiles but they draw the.....

BBC says their inclusivity policy extends to pedophiles but they draw the line at women over 50...

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george.scofield 04.10.12 11:52pm
george.scofield
Gareth Malone invites 25 sheets of paper to form The Quire 1
Smart Alex 04.10.12 10:07pm
sigmund
One week only; buy Jerry Dammers, get Terry Hall free. 8
sigmund 04.10.12 10:04pm
sigmund
Romney wins debate, world shits itself

Not funny. Too scary to be funny...

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Miss Hegas 04.10.12 9:59pm
Analsley Harriott
Paedophile ring discovered in Middle-earth 0
Dick Everyman 04.10.12 9:55pm
Dick Everyman
Jack the Rapper 'down on Ho's'

more soon....

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Dick Everyman 04.10.12 9:45pm
Dick Everyman
Cub-Scout who ate lunch on rollercoaster says ‘Savile made me do it’

The former chubby Cub-Scout who famously once appeared on Jim’ll Fix-It eating his lunch whilst riding on a rollercoaster has today claimed that he was forced to take part in the stunt against his...

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ianslat 04.10.12 9:22pm
Freddie Starr ate my pussy claims 12 Year old....and he sucked my cock!

Comedian, entertainer and 70’s television personality Freddie Starr is today facing serious allegations that he has once again eaten a fury mammal…this time a cat owned by a 12 year old girl from...

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Stanleys Dad 04.10.12 8:59pm
Stanleys Dad
BBC admits axeing seventies drama "Six DJ's in Search of an Alibi"

Veteran playwright, Luigi “Ted” Brillo, claimed today that his 1974 dramatic exposé of widespread paedophilia on Top of the Pops was suppressed by a BBC bigwig. “Six DJs in Search of an...

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04.10.12 8:14pm
Badger cull license cost fury; "It should be cheaper for black and white"

More to follow...

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apepper 04.10.12 7:57pm
apepper
Kevin McCloud builds ‘eco shed’ from off-grid, forgotten celebrities

Star of ‘Grand Designs’ Kevin McCloud has released details of his latest venture – a ‘green’ dwelling made from unwanted old celebrities. With so many ex-stars cluttering up press launches...

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Nunnion Splendacular 04.10.12 7:03pm
dvo4fun
Jeremy Forrest to be extradited after judge agrees he is not a famous director 3
Duncan Biscuit 04.10.12 6:49pm
Idiot
"I Was Never Abused By Sir Jimmy Savile" Woman's Shock Claim

There were fresh allegations in the ongoing saga surrounding Sir Jimmy Savile last night when a 54 year old woman made the claim that despite the fact that she was once an underage girl she had...

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Jonny Shlep 04.10.12 6:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
After Carr's taxes and Savile's Kids, research shows 'all Jimmys like fiddling' 0
Perks 04.10.12 5:12pm
Perks
Relatives : Shame Savile not alive to refute claims he was a crap shag.

The family of the late Sir Jimmy Savile were saddened after an ITV documentary cast doubt on his sexual prowess. The program featured several women claiming to have had sex with him in the 70s &...

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MADJEZ 04.10.12 4:38pm
MADJEZ
Thomas the Tank Engine saves West Coast line

Thomas the Tank engine is to come to the rescue of Patrick McLoughlin, Britain’s new Transport Secretary in an offer to run West Coast services for a bag of dolly mixtures and a sack of coal from...

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Dick Everyman 04.10.12 4:24pm
Dick Everyman
National treasure Captain Birdseye knighted for tireless children's charity work

Buckingham Palace has revealed its plan to knight Captain Horace Birdseye. The Captain (71) first rose to fame in a series of TV commercials in the 1970s, where he served up large platters of...

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Skylarking 04.10.12 4:11pm
Skylarking
Skegness's Jolly Fisherman to be put on the Sex Offenders list, just in case 0
simonjmr 04.10.12 3:52pm
simonjmr
Think tank report to claim 50% of everything 'below average' 9
Mandy Lifeboat 04.10.12 3:51pm
beau-jolly
Heidi Klum reveals split from Seal revolved around her tiring of balancing his

balls on her nose...

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burnmybridges 04.10.12 2:10pm
burnmybridges