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Shares down on news of rogue data at USB 0
spoole2112 3 years
Cameron Unveils 'Because I'm Worth it!' Slogan to Tackle Unemployment 1
TokyoTomato 3 years

Under mounting pressure to tackle head on the 2.5 million and growing number of unemployed, David Cameron today will unveil a vaguely worded slogan which will, it is hoped, give the unemployed a...

Scientific breakthrough sheds light on Dolphins low sense of worth 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After decades of research into speech patterns, behaviours and general intelligence, Scientists at the University of Miami have revealed the true emotions that Dolphins experience on a daily basis....

Greenpeace sends fleet to protect a pod of russet love gods 0
simonjmr 3 years

Japanese Whalers plans to hunt a pod of russet love gods have been hampered by the arrival of a flotilla of Greenpeace ships soundtracked by Supertramp's Fools Overture. In Japan the pelts of russet...

Overpaid MP's plan mass condescension 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Man called 65,000 times by a woman still forgot to get the milk 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
UBS announce 3501 job losses 0
Ostsee 3 years
Free the Windows 8 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Australian third gender removes all English doubts. 1
Griffin 3 years
Avon Gentlemen join Avon Ladies in European Sales/Eugenics programme. 0
nickb 3 years

She is a familiar suburban figure – well turned out, approachable and friendly, offering a personal service in the realm of skin care, cosmetics and fragrance. Now she is to be joined by male...

Yeti joins search for a GB world heavyweight boxing champion 0
simonjmr 3 years
Tri-sexual Australian 'has more fun than most' 0
Ostsee 3 years
Gervais & Merchant Admit Karl Pilkington "Not Terribly Funny" 3
Duff 3 years
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed! (V3.1) 2
spoole2112 3 years

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

Child urges parents to ignore UNICEF 'love, not brands' report 6
3 years

A UNICEF report claims that children in the UK are unhappy because they are obsessed with brands, starved of 'quality time' with their parents and never play outside. But the authors of the report...

RSPCA raid illegal Jason Statham farm 4
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

RSPCA officials working with the police uncovered a secret Jason Statham farm yesterday, in the Welsh border town of Wrexham. Over two hundred Jason Statham's were taken into care, and several had...

Jones Bootmaker hit by losses due to brogue trading 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Henry Wanker gets honorary OBE for helping dyslexic children in UK 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Queen asks for forms to be checked more carefully in the future...

Hurricane Katia causes butterfly to flap its wings in Japan 3
Ian Searle 3 years

Scientists say research revealed the wind, which has now dropped to a gently breeze, may have caused a startled butterfly to quickly adjust its position as it clung to a twig...

Architects complain over size of Great Britain 5
Screenie 3 years

‘It simply isn’t big enough,’ explained architect Geoff Crabfoot,‘We suggest the minimum size a kingdom needs to be to comfortably house four countries is 249450 SQ kilometres, at just...

Chinese minivan driver offered job on London Underground 0
Gerontius 3 years

tickets please...

Midwife shortage could leave dads holding the baby 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
B&Q plan to make 1200 jobs this year on hold after instructions go missing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
The Great and the Good Attend London Alms Fair 7
TokyoTomato 3 years

Sharply dressed men and women representing every niche of the alms industry arrived in London Docklands this week for 'Income Defence and Security International', a bi-annual London alms fair. The...

Sell by dates have limited shelf life. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Britain Will No Longer Be Great If Brussels Has Its Way 3
Duff 3 years

"We will fight them on the beaches," as Churchill famously once said, and before long it might just come to that, if as is being reported today, bonkers Brussels bureaucrats soon pass a new law on...

Daily Mail: House sizes collapse, causing cancer, in post code lottery. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Postcode lottery ends in a rollover yet again. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
So like Im minding my own, 16
Big Mamas 3 years

havin a few whiskey shorts,leaves the pub and Im on my way home, stops to light me pipe,then all of a sudden John OFarrell,jumps out of a alley way and hes got this big fucking electric eal.Hes...

FA buys Legofussball to ensure Euro 2012 victory 0
Rick Bradford 3 years

The Football Association has completed the purchase of animator Bricksports, creators of Legofussball, to ensure that no matter what happens on the pitch, England will be remembered as the winners of...