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BBC claims ‘Eastenders’ discovered 2D material with thickness of an atom 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Henry VIII may have lied on Match.com profile 1
ianslat 3 years

Sixteenth century ladies are being warned against answering online personal ads from kings of England after a woman married a man she met online, only to find that he had been married five times...

Local man admits he may be wrong on a few things 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Strongly held conspiracy theories may be wrong. Theory of life has some shortcomings. Prejudices and stereotypes may not be justified. Perhaps does not know what women want. All political parties...

Sadam Hussein to be postumously awarded the Nobel peace prize 0
arrghgarry 3 years

for indirectly bringing The U.S and the U.K armies to its shores and now its peoples are basking in peace ,prosperity and safety...

Symantec releases anti anti-virus software 0
Dumbnews 3 years
God accused of playing Cameron 1
Nobby Holder 3 years

Plans to cut the child benefit he depends on to feed and clothe his family has caused a rift between one of the country’s most celebrated fathers and Tory leader David Cameron ., Property tycoon...

Tory Bankers Refuse To Pay For Their Round 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

and en masse 'head for the pub toilets.'...

Cameron's 'Nelson Touch' 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'I see no suffering, and neither does George.'...

Football Historian Discovers Ancient Document 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Relating to an obnoxious French baron's bid to buy a 300-player, English village team, plus pig's head football., No doubt, a well-bladdered event...

Nation in a Rorke's Drift. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Cameron told by lookout on the hill 'Bankers Sir. Thousands of them. Coming this way'...

Your Country Needs You... 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

..to pack all your troubles in your old kit bag so don't cry-ee there's a silver lining in the sky-ee we'll keep the home fires burning and you'll never walk alone cause we'll meet again don't know...

Your Country Needs You... to put a grand in the banker's hat when it come round. 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Your Country Needs Glue.... 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Buy me some Mr'...

Teenage boys hear Cameron's call and 'all pull together'. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More tissues needed soon...

US apologises for hitting wrong 'collateral damage' targets 0
la maga 3 years

The US has apologised after accidentally killing two Pakistani soldiers while allegedly chasing Taliban fighters. The military voices have been at pains to explain that this was an error, after the...

Youths outside local college now envious of your shirt, tie and smart shoes 0
la maga 3 years

The sixteen to nineteen year olds who hang around outside the local college sneering at everyone who walks past have recently had a change of heart with regards to your work attire, according to word...

Man who rejected a bottle of wine says there's nothing to it 0
roybland 3 years

A restaurant diner who sent a bottle of wine back claims 'there's really nothing to it' and that he's quite prepared to do it again.,  , Joe Hollyhead (32) was dining out with his wife when the...

Paedophiles delight at knowledge police can't crack 50 digit computer password. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
UK Border Agency to hold X Factor style auditions for illegal immigrants. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

A leaked letter from the Home Office to UK Border Control Agency chief, Cheryl Walsh, outlines new changes to the appeals process for illegal immigrants., Asylum seekers will be allowed to stay in...

Unilever charged with genocide over 'all know germs dead' Domestos claims 2
Mrblacker 3 years
Shag Bands make triumphant debut at Tory conference 2
Gary Stanton 3 years

Tory delegates gathered in Birmingham this week have been sporting a variety of colour-coded bracelets on their wrists as a way of signalling to fellow conservatives just how far they’ve gone in...

Cameron urges Britons to "pull my finger" 0
Scroat 3 years

More raspberries soon...

Hungary insists it will take millions of dollars to clean up red toxic sludge 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Boston Red Sox insist they are still interested...

Incorrect apostrophe's use cause’s cancer, warn’s Lynne Truss’ & Cancer Research 0
therustler 3 years

Mo're soon'...

Domestos Production Halts as 1% Of All Known Germs Picket Over Stronger Formula 0
mugwump 3 years
OFSTED Blames Internet Porn Access for Decline Schoolboy Breast Stroke Jokes 0
mugwump 3 years
Unborn babies unharmed by mothers drinking hardly any alcohol shock 1
greg various 3 years
Traffic News - Expect delays on the Road to Hell today due to repaving work. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

With good intentions...

Theologians in shock after discovering there are in fact FOUR steps to heaven. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Step one - you find a girl to love., Step two - she falls in love with you., Step three - you kiss and hold her tightly., Step Four – send all your money to a TV Evangelist who will guarantee...

Trees will shed leaves and may halt trains, predicts climate change nutter lobby 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The latest hysterical report from the Climate Change Lobby insists that leaves will fall from the trees as early as autumn and, extrapolating wildly from scientific data, it predicts that some train...