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Warrington memorial theft: Dental hygienist admits removing plaque. 2
weematt 18.05.12 10:16am
Sinnick
Liverpool FC speak to Wigan's Bob Martin about managing their dogs dinner 0
charlies_hat 18.05.12 10:04am
charlies_hat
Well, that's the end of summer then! 0
beau-jolly 18.05.12 9:46am
beau-jolly
Cleckheaton Parish Council (East) set to downgrade Moody's

Cleckheaton Parish Council (East) have served notice of their intention to downgrade Moody's Credit Rating Agency to 'about 4 out of 10'. Council elder Dereck Spencer, speaking to the press after...

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Bonaparte Shandy 18.05.12 9:42am
Bonaparte Shandy
Chance of a long hot Summer, predicted 0
simonjmr 18.05.12 9:41am
simonjmr
Boris Johnson hailed as perfect fit to host "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" 0
seymour totti 18.05.12 9:24am
seymour totti
Disabled man doesn't want to be an inspiration

Disabled slacker Dave Studley 32, has hit out at people who expect him to be an inspiration to others. Dave has been in a wheelchair since he was run over by a moped delivering him a pizza. "To...

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A Wagonload Of Monkeys 18.05.12 9:14am
medici2471
Spannish Banks unveil their new "mattress" account 0
Scronnyglonkle 18.05.12 7:54am
Scronnyglonkle
Incendiary device intercepted at Heathrow "is Olympic Torch" claim terrorists 0
grumblechops 17.05.12 10:54pm
grumblechops
Fabio Capello bids to manage Roy Hodgson 0
nickb 17.05.12 10:14pm
nickb
Bypass complex online food ordering with quicker in-person ordering 0
Dumbnews 17.05.12 9:03pm
Dumbnews
Chuck Brown now Gone-Gone 0
Smart Alex 17.05.12 8:28pm
Smart Alex
Greek Government "new low". Primary school caretaker now in charge 0
dvo4fun 17.05.12 6:47pm
dvo4fun
Boris Johnson new Liverpool manager

In a surprising move, Liverpool football club have appointed Boris Johnson as their new manager. "To be honest, we didn't understand a word he said - something about wiff-waff.", explained a club...

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apepper 17.05.12 5:29pm
apepper
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Mandy Lifeboat 17.05.12 5:24pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Donna Summer to re-release 'Hot Stuff' b/w 'I'm a Fire' 0
Oxbridge 17.05.12 4:51pm
Oxbridge
House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice

In a major constitutional change the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, Danny O’Donoghue, and Will.i.am. The Voice panel...

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Ludicity 17.05.12 4:07pm
Qoxiivi
Greece desperately hoping not to qualify for Eurovision song contest

Greece has pleaded with voters not to vote for its entry in this year's Eurovision song contest semi-finals because it fears the cost of winning the event may bankrupt the country...

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tonylemesma 17.05.12 3:36pm
tonylemesma
Blunkett reminded he hasn't paid VAT on dog food for years

After throwing his weight behind a campaign to exempt guide dog food from VAT saying the issue is "far more serious than hot pasties", David Blunkett had it explained to him today that he hasn't been...

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Haywood Manley 17.05.12 3:29pm
dvo4fun
Queen "regrets" agreeing to work the bank holiday weekend

Palace officials have confirmed that the Queen "deeply regrets" agreeing to work on June 4th and 5th, and that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it "hadn't clicked" that there was...

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Mr Target 17.05.12 3:24pm
dvo4fun
Dead Kennedys recruit new member 2
Yikes 17.05.12 2:50pm
reforse
Dalglish signs for Man Utd, joins Giggs and Scholes in Midfield .. More Soon 0
Kramaring 17.05.12 2:47pm
Kramaring
Google makes search more human with Fumble, digress and deviate Graph 0
simonjmr 17.05.12 2:14pm
simonjmr
Blunkett to start feeding his dog on cold pasties 0
Sinnick 17.05.12 2:12pm
Sinnick
Roy Hodgson appoints Casper as Director of Team Spirit 0
Iamthestig 17.05.12 2:05pm
Iamthestig
Paralysed Man ‘Feels Up A Bird’ Using Mind Power

The scientific community were hailing a spectacular breakthrough today as paralysed man Bert Winters was able to finally ‘cop a feel of his missus’ using a robotic arm controlled by a brain...

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daneade 17.05.12 2:00pm
Underconstruction
Scientists discover that dinosaur extinction was caused by reptile dysfunction 4
Sinnick 17.05.12 1:17pm
charlies_hat
Deadlock holiday for Greek politics 0
simonjmr 17.05.12 1:15pm
simonjmr
Nokia unveil the new N0M8s; the world's first 'Smart Human'

With the number of ‘Smart’ Phones predicted to overtake the number of people on the planet, mobile phone giant Nokia have unveiled a new product that will result in the creation of the ‘Smart...

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Perks 17.05.12 11:51am
Skylarking
Good feet for a big man footy logic sees first England call up for Danny La Rue 0
ronseal 17.05.12 11:39am
ronseal