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BAFTA’s; No Sherlock? Shit! 0
Thor 24.04.12 5:34pm
Thor
James Naughtie dreading tomorrow's top news item. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.12 5:07pm
Al OPecia
French election version of "Question time" to be titled "je ne sais quoi"

more who knows when...

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Scronnyglonkle 24.04.12 5:03pm
Scroat
Garth Crooks an "outstanding candidate" for England job, says FA chairman

The Football Association today dismissed criticism of its efforts to pick a new manager of the English national team, insisting an appointment would be made by “2020 at the latest”., FA chairman...

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clicktingstampz 24.04.12 4:49pm
clicktingstampz
New lavatory endurance record set by boy with games console

An 11-year old boy has beaten the previous record for sitting on a toilet after spending an entire weekend in the smallest room. Grabbing his Nintendo DS, Jack Connolly announced that he was...

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Midfield Diamond 24.04.12 4:01pm
JohnA
Barcelona 'still haven't given the ball back' claims furious Abramovitch

'They still refused to let us have the ball even after the match', fumed the multi-millionaire, 'although to be fair we did give them a bit of a head start; their coach was in the car park ready as...

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Screenie 24.04.12 3:41pm
Screenie
Historians look for previous example of short-arse French leader tasting defeat 2
Mandy Lifeboat 24.04.12 3:36pm
Scronnyglonkle
Billionaires join forces to mine haemorrhoids

A group of high profile billionaires, including film director and bottom plunger James Cameron and Google's chief executive Larry “Nobby” Page, have formed a company to mine haemorrhoids., Using...

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beau-jolly 24.04.12 3:15pm
beau-jolly
CCTV catches Jeremy Hunt jumping up and down on Chinese pavement 0
Screenie 24.04.12 3:14pm
Screenie
Amazon apoligises over mixed up order for 2 baskets

Adding a basket to the basket can cause confusion, as Mrs T discovered., "These Rush Baskets are very nice, but I got a bit Hampered by the terminology of the ordering dept., I needed to order 2...

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Rowly 24.04.12 3:05pm
Nails UK
Alan Turing papers released by GCHQ show doodles of apples, flowers, and Hitler 4
Nails UK 24.04.12 2:33pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Plans for Ackroyd mining annouced in South Yorkshire 0
Scronnyglonkle 24.04.12 2:29pm
Scronnyglonkle
Shakespeare recognised by digital marketing guru for his 'compelling content'

The birthday of one of Britain's greatest writers of 'compelling content' has been marked by Tim Crowley, Britain's leading digital marketing creative. "I've no doubt that is Shakespeare was alive...

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ronseal 24.04.12 2:25pm
ronseal
Weather "unusually average" claims met office

The UK is undergoing a record breaking spell of typical weather; "The weather hasn't been this typical since 1934, and that was unusually usual.", explained a met office spokesman...

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apepper 24.04.12 2:24pm
gaijintendo
Chelsea furious after UEFA blocks bid to park bus in front of goal at Barca

CHELSEA boss Roberto Di Matteo has blasted UEFA for blocking his side's bid to park a bus in front of their goal ahead of tonight's Champions League clash with Barcelona at the Nou Camp., Chelsea...

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clicktingstampz 24.04.12 2:20pm
clicktingstampz
South Yorkshire villiage of Jump seeks link with Area 51 USA and Somerset Street

Following closely behind Perthshires Dull's attempts to twin with Boring in Oregon. Mike Cuthbert of Jump hopes that once the twinning has gone ahead the impoverised mining village can take...

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simonjmr 24.04.12 2:01pm
simonjmr
French voters enter final fortnight of Bruni-Sarkozy marriage

The latest opinion polls in France have shown that Carla Bruni's marriage to struggling president Nicolas Sarkozy may have as little as two weeks left before the start of divorce proceedings. Just...

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The Paper Ostrich 24.04.12 1:49pm
The Paper Ostrich
Russell Brand called, as public die of boredom at Leveson Inquiry 0
nostra da mouse 24.04.12 1:42pm
nostra da mouse
Home Secretary deports “fanatical” Abu Qatada to Geordieland

Home Secretary Theresa May yesterday confirmed that fanatical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada has been deported to Newcastle. The move happened on Tuesday last week, with immigration officials whisking Mr...

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Yikes 24.04.12 1:26pm
Midfield Diamond
Under pressure May to deport Timmy Mallett instead

Under fire Home Secretary Theresa May has told the House of Commons that following their inability to deport Abu Qatada to Jordan the Government has commenced proceedings to deport Timmy Mallett to...

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ianslat 24.04.12 12:50pm
ianslat
Met Office reveals

that 2012 could be the wettest drought since records began...

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Rootin Tootin 24.04.12 12:41pm
Qoxiivi
Met. Office admit manipulating weather using reverse psychology 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 24.04.12 12:25pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
NASA plan to launch pasty into space denounced as "Pie in the Sky" 2
Sinnick 24.04.12 12:12pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Firefighters fined for repeatedly flouting hosepipe ban

A fire station in south-west London has become the first casualty of the hosepipe fines after continuing to breach the conditions laid down by the drought restrictions. ‘Despite numerous written...

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Mary Evans 24.04.12 11:18am
Sinnick
Newham Council outsources Social Clensing to every other Tuesday 0
Scronnyglonkle 24.04.12 10:08am
Scronnyglonkle
Tourettes Sufferers With Swear Boxes, To Link Up With Savings Bank.....

'It's effing logical, in it!'...

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Jesse Bigg 24.04.12 9:07am
Jesse Bigg
New "Granny" Sat-Navs Also Able To Locate Keys.......

.purses, TV controls and "What have I come upstairs for?"...

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Jesse Bigg 24.04.12 9:05am
Jesse Bigg
Rangers blue 'cos Whyte's in the red 4
charlies_hat 24.04.12 8:57am
charlies_hat
Charities consider snipers for London Marathon after tragedy proves lucrative. 2
MADJEZ 24.04.12 8:49am
FlashArry
Chicken Cottage issues profit warning on news of social cleansing 0
Old Hat 24.04.12 7:36am
Old Hat