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CPS drop race charges - no evidence that anyone has ever heard of a Golly doll 0
medici2471 3 years
Steve Job's mother tells fans "He's not the messiah he's a very nerdy boy" 0
gregle 3 years

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C of E to display H&S warning 0
roybland 3 years
Play School granted listed building status due to the arched window. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Scientists discover Norobattyvirus – “The Last of the Winter Viruses” 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Symptoms include, vomiting, diarrhoea and wrinkly stockings...

Middle class protestors Occupy St Michael's food hall 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Occupy Tiny Tots protest draws world’s attention to ‘kids with better toys’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

There are fears that Tiny Tots nursery in Newport may go the same way as St Paul’s Cathedral, and be forced to close today after a small group of 4 year olds staged a protest aimed at drawing the...

All Blacks win Rugby World Cup. Decades of gloating ahead, say experts 3
Mrblacker 3 years
Thick Scammer booted off NewsBiscuit 4
witless 3 years

in record time, well done ed!...

Queen's Personal Assistant arrested - "Helping police with their equarries" 4
apepper 3 years

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Referendum on UK's EU Membership. Spain to vote NO 5
Perks 3 years

Member states of the EU are to be given a vote to decide whether or not to renew the U.K's membership. It is thought that there will be considerable force behind the 'no' vote, especially from the...

New Zealanders 'relieved' as challenge of developing a culture is delayed again 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Consternation among men as tenth colour is officially announced 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Steve Jobs to return as cyborg to "destroy Android" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

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Terry: "If I was a racist I wouldn't be shagging his wife. Or his mother." 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Apathy Society closes down, blames rise in interest rates 5
bonjonelson 3 years
IMF admits that Greek bail out loan "was on France to win" 2
FlashArry 3 years
UN clampdown on illegal killings 4
FlashArry 3 years

In this day and age, it is anticipated that every deposed megalomaniac dictator - no matter how obviously guilty of crimes both heinous and perverse - will undergo an expensive, elaborate and...

Football fans in Berkshire & Surrey to switch allegiance to Man City 2
GreenCross 3 years
Old church blocking access to anti-capitalism demonstration claim 1
roybland 3 years
Wedding day soon for Simon Cowell as fiancé buys 10 foot barge pole 4
apepper 3 years

Wedding bells may be ringing soon for Simon Cowell as fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy was seen in a well known West-end store buying a 10 foot barge pole...

Thousands queue outside Esher butcher to view lamb chop 3
nickb 3 years

In a historic moment for Esher, thousands lined the high street to catch a glimpse of what may become the most famous cutlet the town will ever see. “I just wanted to do this so I could tell my...

Stranger than fiction; Tin Tin's Belgium really exists 0
apepper 3 years

Steven Spielberg's Tin Tin is a fantasy film, but it does has some links to reality; it turns out there really is a country called Belgium...

Peter Mandleson missing latest; Harry Potter arrested 0
apepper 3 years

Former minister and dark wizard, Peter Mandleson has disappeared. Schoolboy, Harry Potter has been arrested and is assisting police with their enquiries...

"Let's build a Large Hadron Collider" says Neutrino Action group 0
Ranewsbiscuit 3 years

"Let's build a Large Hadron Collider" says Neutrino Action group - Rights for Neutrinos Tomorrow. "Then we can find out if we can go faster than the speed of light and journey back in time, like we...

Great White claims 'reasonable force' defence after diver trespass attack 0
kga6 3 years

A great white shark, of 'the sea, Western Australia', has said he 'acted in self-defence' after killing a diver who he accuses of trespass. The shark is being hunted by officials, but many are...

Country No One Cares About Wins World Cup In A Sport No One Cares About 0
Mathna 3 years
Vatican dismay as Steve Jobs achieves sainthood before Mother Teresa 0
roybland 3 years
Gaddafi's death caused by capture, claims autopsy Doctor. 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Gun rules blamed for lack of UK celebrations over Gaddafi's death 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Libyan exiles in the UK have blamed to Government's firearms laws on their failure to celebrate the death of Colonel Gaddafi. The country's former leader for the last 42 years died on Thursday after...