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London 'the TB capital of Europe' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

closely followed by VD. Win a great night out in London's flesh pots click here...

Tensions mount for Narcoleptics with only 365 more sleeps 'til Christmas 2
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years
“Nigerian deal no scam”, says multi-millionaire Brian Potts... 2
Doylem 3 years

“When did we all become so cynical?”, asked Brian, as he related the events which transformed him from humble postman to a man of considerable means. “I received a charming email, out of the...

City businessman sectioned after being snowbound for days 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Chas Allen, a financial vice-president with Bloomberg was detained under Section 9 of the Mental Health act after having to spend four days with his children and wife “Its madness” said Mr Allen...

Students too busy ice skating to riot 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

As trustafarian activists disperse around the world for the holidays the student protest movement peters out. European activists say, "How can we have anarchy if there is no one there to organise...

Govt trusts Foreigners to Own Royal Mail 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"If a chinese firm bought it and hired a load of migrants we would be happy with that. Ordinary people just don't understand how beautiful a market forces idea that is. It certainly gives me a hard...

Stores, shoppers, running “dangerously short of goodwill”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Guatanamo Bay Watch 3
Trickster 3 years

Wikileaks has just revealed news of HBO's controversial new TV drama, Guatanamo Baywatch. The series will be filmed on location in Cuba. Series creator Amnesty TV said: "We aim to carry a political...

Soldier caught in crossfire as Sun and Mirror hacks fight over war heroes 0
ronseal 3 years
Nuts that nobody eats at Xmas reclassified as ‘decorations’... 0
Doylem 3 years
Whistleblowers? Oh pur-lease! Assange and his ilk ruin Notting Hill Carnival 2
ronseal 3 years

Hard hitting intellectual commentator Janet Street Porter has condemned whistle blowers, choosing the most damning terms available to a lifestyle commentator in her column today's Mail on Sunday.,...

Vince Cable to press banks on bonuses... 0
Doylem 3 years

Sir Stainford Steele, spokesman for the British banking sector, presents a convincing case for maintaining the status quo. “Let’s not be too hasty about changing the bonus system. While we...

After Premier League white-out, Sky talks up afternoon of live tiddlywinks... 0
Doylem 3 years
New concerns over male reading skills 1
deskpilot3 3 years

New figures show that 9% of male MPs have poor reading skills and difficulties with comprehension. Researchers showed the male MPs pledges made before the election and found that many could not read...

George Bush starts Ass leaks site to challenge Julian Assange. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Travel Chaos: A nation mourns 1
Wyclef Sadova 3 years

Millions of people throughout the UK have already had this year’s Christmas festivities ruined as they look on helplessly at the thousands of poor holidaymakers left stranded at UK airports, unable...

Rail companies condemn snow for causing travel misery. “That’s our job” they say 0
Ian Searle 3 years
“A silly jumper is for life, not just for Christmas”, warns Noel Edmunds. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Late night revellers are warned not to get into cars with “Dad’s Taxi” stickers 0
Ian Searle 3 years

as they may not be licensed Hackney Carriages...

Pools Panel Discovered Alive in Wolverhampton Hotel 5
De-scribe 3 years

The long-forgotten Football Pools Panel have been discovered alive and well in a Wolverhampton hotel. Made up of respected former footballers, experienced officials and Jimmy Hill, the Panel were...

Internet troll listens to reasoned argument and accepts he was wrong. 5
bonjonelson 3 years

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Desperate for an arrest, US blames Assange for the UK's snow disruption 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

After failing to convince a British court that Assange should be held in custody, the US announced that Assange's team are responsible for all the snow chaos in the UK David Cameron has responded...

Africa 'still seething' about Band Aid 2 4
ianslat 3 years

The entire continent of Africa has today confirmed that it still feels bitterly insulted by the line-up put together for the Band Aid 2 single in 1989. The single managed to top the charts for 3...

SOAS inroduces course for whites, how to get offended on behalf of people 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

that you will never meet or really care about...

US Envoy Richard Holbrooke donated both kidneys to Kosovo family. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years
'Sleeping with' new euphemism for 'Having Sex' 0
Trickster 3 years

A new phrase has emerged from Assange's Swedish ordeal with Miss A and Miss O. Whereas 'sleeping with' used to merely mean 'sleeping in a bed, tent or store cupboard next to or with another person',...

Prince Charles worried as Duchess of Cornwall looking a bit pasty. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Wikileak cable reveals entrapment plot for Julian Assange 1
Dumbnews 3 years
American banks are at it again, this time trying to bankrupt wikileaks 0
4ty2 3 years

to prevent them from releasing confidential emails showing how they tried to bankrupt a number of goverments and other financial institutions by selling them dodgy stuff. They had tried to discredit...

Man regrets deleting 'I have hidden $9bn' email from Sudanese President 0
Artisan 3 years