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Leveson enquiry to be retitled 'Piers Morgans Lie Stories' 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Referees Introduced to Ensure that Riots are Run to Government Rules 1
Immunis 3 years

The Home Affairs Committee investigating behaviour of rioters and the police during the summer is to introduce rules and referees to manage future riots in the UK. To quote from the report summary,...

"It's de location that counts!" Says Channel 4's Phil Spencer 3
dvo4fun 3 years

The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property-porn programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Delocation, Delocation' in 2012. There had been numerous...

Confusion Over Meaning Of Big Society Blamed For Obesity Rise 2
UnoEye 3 years

Public misunderstanding over Cameron’s Big Society policy has been blamed for a dramatic increase in obesity it was revealed yesterday. The flagship government policy was misunderstood by many to...

Croissant thief ‘kneads the dough' 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

“my boss has been promising me a raise, but he’s just full of hot air”.,

World’s smallest bible discovered as CERN detects the ‘Word of God Particle’ 0
Immunis 3 years
North Korean Onion Ring bust by police 0
bonjonelson 3 years, +,, =, this...

Surrey police penetrate local onion ring 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Relief as Kim Jong 'Un', Kim Jong 'Il' revealed to be local football result 1
cinquecento 3 years
Claus speaks out: "We've all worked for Ovalteenies since '53" 0
Drylaw 3 years
Clegg's face wins 2011 Smacked Arse crown 1
Drylaw 3 years
Family faces bleak Christmas as text message announces Sellotape safety recall 15
3 years

Christmas has again been ruined for Britain’s most credulous man, this time by a late-night text message announcing a safety recall on Sellotape. The recall was made at 12.27am and applies to short...

North Korea denies story that Kim Jong Il died from stranglewank 0
fernandomando 3 years

surprised there has not been mention of this already...

Son of Barnabas 3 years
Great Firewall of China can be seen from MySpace, say Internet Experts 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Antiques Roadshow to now include games consoles and mobile phones. 3
delightfullyodd 3 years

In a bid to attract a younger audience, the Antiques Roadshow will allow members of the public to have games consoles, mobile phones, cd's and dvd's valued and possibly sold to their experts. As...

McDonalds pours billons of dollars of sponsorship into the 2012 McLympics 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Ron Paul on the Defensive: "My racist statements were taken out of context." 0
Couriernew 3 years
Rail Fares to continue rising proportionate to lateness 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Dutch scientists create first sexually explicit version of bird flu 1
Gary Stanton 3 years

A research team led by ‘Big’ Ron Fouchier at Rotterdam's Erasmus Medical Centre has created the world’s first mutant hardcore version of the H5N1 bird flu virus that can be passed via...

Education Secretary responds to OFSTED criticism: "Lessons have been learned" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years
North Korea leader now only lies in state 0
RJWinter 3 years
Stop press....Kim Jong ill, now dead..Kim Jong un-ill.. new leader.. 0
Rowly 3 years

Headstone to read. "I told you I was IL"...

Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie 0
grottymonty 3 years

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look! 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

delightfullyodd 3 years

THE village of Mildenhall in Suffolk is in uproar after a puddle appeared on a country road. Villagers are still in disbelief at the mass of water which measures 17 inches by 5 inches approximately. ...

He was... The People's Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners 5
ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he's been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il. North Korean officials were apparently impressed by...

Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral. 2
delightfullyodd 3 years

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee 0
grottymonty 3 years

That's me in the tower...

S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Inspired by - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...