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Pet lobster market "set to explode" in Somerset. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.02.14 7:30pm
Al OPecia
Actors To Receive Some Attention At Last

Actors are finally to be given the recognition they deserve in a low key ceremony planned for this March. After years of toiling quietly, the public and movie producers have decided to reward these...

Rowan van den Berg 04.02.14 7:09pm
Blue Screen of Death ruled out as new Microsoft boss

Despite being an integral part in the development of every Windows-based operating system, the Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) has not made the short list to succeed Steve Ballmer. Computer experts have...

Wrenfoe 04.02.14 7:01pm
Grant Shapps removes face to reveal 'hellish demon' beneath.

Colleagues 'shocked, but not surprised'...

electrelane 04.02.14 7:01pm
Pot holes ‘worse than crack dens’ says drugs csar heroine dope 0
farmer giles 04.02.14 6:42pm
farmer giles
Balance of nature upset after man eats bowl of Special K

The delicate balance of nature among humans is under threat after a male member of the species ate a bowl of Special K. John Beale, a painter and decorator from Barnsley , engaged in the abnormal...

David K 04.02.14 6:18pm
David K
Panic as Godzilla to start fracking in UK. 0
MADJEZ 04.02.14 5:58pm
10 years of Facebook. Man knocks one out to swimsuit photo of girl from school.

More celebrations soon...

MADJEZ 04.02.14 5:50pm
Hospice 'smells of horse piss' 2
CulchaVulcha 04.02.14 5:25pm
'I Know Some Gay People' Reveals Putin Amidst Vicious Homophobic Slurs

In an interview today President Putin addressed the Winter Olympics' most pressing issue by announcing that gay athletes and fans wold be welcome in Sotchi, as long as they ceased in their propaganda...

Rowan van den Berg 04.02.14 5:17pm
Rowan van den Berg
Hokusai's 'Great Wave' Painting….

…Bit of a turnoff now in Somerset...

Jesse Bigg 04.02.14 4:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Hunt Gone Missing Again...

Probably nosing around some hospital down south...

Jesse Bigg 04.02.14 4:11pm
Jesse Bigg
Prince Charles cautioned against 'headless' talk 0
roybland 04.02.14 3:56pm
Prince Charles' £50,000 for flood victims 'just a drop in the ocean'. 0
custard cream 04.02.14 3:01pm
custard cream
Hamlet begs father's ghost to stop embarrassing him in front of his friends

“I wish he'd stop washing the family's dirty linen in public”, says the eighteen-year-old Prince of Denmark. “I try to tell him just accept the verdict of accidental death and move on, but he's...

sydalg 04.02.14 2:34pm
EU corruption is "brilliant!" - EU commission

More to follow...

apepper 04.02.14 1:46pm
Dalai Lama sees Katy Hopkins on Benefits St debate. Renounces non-violence.

More shrill horsey cack masquerading as "common sense" at 1...

blokefromstoke 04.02.14 1:13pm
custard cream
Channel 5 invites Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks to debate Britain on Benefits

Following the success of its intelligently hosted and sensitively handled debate about unemployment benefit, Channel 5 is to extend the brief and host more programmes in a similar vein. In a new...

ronseal 04.02.14 12:39pm
Katy Hopkins fails to whinny an opinion for 2 mins. Mouth heals up.

no more. please god no more at 1...

blokefromstoke 04.02.14 12:38pm
Health and Harmony

Food Banks running low on essentials - looking for more spam donors...

christophergriffin 04.02.14 12:17pm
Australian Open winner Li Na tests positive for lithium and sodium. More soon. 7
dominic_mcg 04.02.14 11:22am
Charles visits Somerset Levels, to flog organic sandbags 0
Bigglesworth 04.02.14 11:17am
Demise of actor sees his name changed to Philip Seyless Hoffman 0
custard cream 04.02.14 11:12am
custard cream
Gove argues more schools should be like Hogwarts

In what was seen as tacit admission that the public sector was falling behind on OECD's International Defence against the Dark Arts tests, the Secretary of State insisted that schools should adopt a...

Wrenfoe 04.02.14 11:12am
Ed Milliband revealed to be highly sophisticated robot owned by Unison.

Today, Unison's experts in robotics have come clean after what they described as "a bit of fun" has now gone too far. "We just built him to take part in the election, we never expected him to win," a...

Sammy 04.02.14 11:03am
Isle of Wight castaway rescued after 14 months adrift on Somerset Levels

The Isle of Wight castaway who washed up on Glastonbury Tor after 14 months at sea begged to be fed buttered scones when he was first found, it has emerged. Sporting a bedraggled beard and long...

Son of Barnabas 04.02.14 9:53am
Son of Barnabas
Giant sponge dropped on Somerset

The world's largest sponge was dramatically dropped onto Somerset last night by the Environment Agency's specialist aerial bombardment unit. Officials have reportedly been instructed by Ministers to...

BAJDixon 04.02.14 9:31am
Son of Barnabas
An addict writes: my life without Russell Brand.

I'm clean now. As clean as I'll ever be. It's been three months and seventeen days since I last had a 'fix.' Sure, I've been tempted; after all, I read the Guardian, so Brand is available all the...

FOAD 04.02.14 9:15am
Tribe of Native Americans turned away from restaurant despite having reservation

Been done?...

Smart Alex 04.02.14 9:09am
'Noah' most popular boys' name in Somerset 0
Dick Everyman 04.02.14 8:47am
Dick Everyman