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Latest research shows traffic wardens ‘almost permanently erect’. 0
therustler 3 years

Groundbreaking research into arousal levels experienced by traffic wardens has demonstrated that 94% of male wardens experience a state of semi-tumescence and 86% of female wardens admit to being a...

HMRC to release this year’s Children in Need single 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Faceless bureaucrats will be behind this years’ Children in Need charity single, which is due to be released next week. The single reflects the new charitable priorities for the Children in Need...

Label for Alzheimer drug includes "Don't forget to take" in dosage instructions 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Poundland forced to rename after losing legal fight with the common sense police 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Now branded as "Most things are a pound, some less than a pound, lots are 99p and some things are even cheaper, but not everything is a £1 land"...

Doctors surgeries full of Alzheimer patients who forgot why they went there. 0
flossie mcjava 3 years
X Factor to replace UK Borders Agency, Cole personally oversees deportations. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Hungarian Tourist Board renames sludge "Goulash". 0
virtuallywill 3 years

If Sellafield can become an attraction why not "alleged" toxic waste...

Cameron : Child Benefit cut will fund more illegal immigrants on XFactor. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

PM urges public to look at the positive side...

Government to create 75,000 new apprentices; Lord Sugar reportedly furious 0
therustler 3 years
Mystery smell at CERN solved as physicists discover dog particle 1
andhrimnir 3 years
Kraft Foods admits Mellow Birds made from 'ground up human remains' 0
therustler 3 years

More soon. (No thanks.)...

Nobel Cash prize offsets some of loss of Child Benefit say IVF pioneer 0
simonjmr 3 years
Kenyan polygamist dies after forgetting the birthday of his 100th wife 2
Griffin 3 years
Even spiders hate wasps – Latest from Nature magazine 10
therustler 3 years

‘Even spiders hate wasps…’ is not the name of Lady Gaga’s latest album but rather the latest shocking revelation from the internecine wars currently underway in the insect world. Despite...

Chile miners victims of cruel hoax. 5
be reasonable 3 years

It was revealed today that the South American miners who have been trapped deep underground for weeks owe their plight to a cruel hoax by a TV prankster. Argentine game-show host and Jeremy Beadle...

It was a big day for Thomas.... 0
mshumphreycushion 3 years

Introducing: David Cameron as Thomas the Tank Engine Tony, Edward and Gordon as themselves Rt Hon Eric Pickles as the Fat Controller Narrator played mischieviously by Ms Cushion, * * * * * * ...

Man with idle hands sues Devil for ongoing unemployment 0
Zadok the second 3 years

James Lafferty, an unemployed scaffolder has filed a lawsuit against the Devil for persistently failing in his duty to find work for idle hands. “Initially I found the Devil much easier to deal...

Pete Waterman unmasked as actual Hitman 0
simonjmr 3 years

The sensational revelations that Pete Waterman of Stock Aitken and Waterman fame wasa ctually a full blown cold blooded assasin during the 90's resposnible for many high profile assassinations. He...

Boris Johnson fails city-insult targets 0
Zadok the second 3 years

London Mayor Boris Johnson looks unlikely to meet his target of insulting one major city per year, according to the latest polls. The posh bike-fan has singularly failed to be rude about a British...

Email Clears Beckham in Divorce Case: 'Not Tonight Shery, I'm Shagging a Hooker' 0
IABP 3 years
Tutu resigns from public life in protest of Gamu's X-Factor exit 0
simonjmr 3 years
Strauss pirouettes in grave as Waltz retitled 'Red Danube' 0
pinxit 3 years

More sewage...

Economic impact of holding POETS day on Thursday devastating, say CBI 2
Des Custard 3 years

More soon, and a hey nonny no...

Ben Elton: 'my kids wish I'd gone to Hollywood'... 0
be reasonable 3 years

"They hate Americans," he added...

French bank charges rogue trader €30 admin fee for dropping $5 billion claim 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Obama admits damage done by Gulf spill could take him years to clear up 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
French terror threat level ‘severe’ says Robespierre 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Call for more ethnic and disability group representation in Zombie movies 2
Stan Laurel 3 years

The continuing popularity of horror movies has led to a leading social commentator to call for a more politically correct stance in the portrayal of the undead in future zombie movies. Writing...

NICE performs U-turn on endorsement of rectangular sugar-coated biscuits 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Are we nearly there, yet? Your country needs you! 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

[url=http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2010/10/05/shattered-glass-and-injuries-at-iceland-parliament-protests/]Well timed[/url], and under-reported?...