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Jockeys On Strike At Huddersfield Racecourse.....

Too steep a climb to the winning post!...

Jesse Bigg 18.01.13 5:55pm
Jesse Bigg
Scientists identify the gene which makes women find Miranda funny. - 23

In the greatest scientific breakthrough of the new century biochemists have found the reason only women find the mindless slapstick or Miranda Hart so hilarious. A gene which is responsible for a...

MADJEZ 18.01.13 5:27pm
Eddie Izzard voted best comic at TV awards 0
Perks 18.01.13 4:09pm
F1 announces next British Grand Prix to be helt at Longleat Safari Park 1
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World War II lard washed ashore in Irish meat-rendering factory... 0
Tripod 18.01.13 2:29pm
Following 'Skyfall' success, studio announces reboot of 'Our Man Flint' 0
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Arsenal reveal new deal for Walcott - 'We'll pay you to play football for us' 0
custard cream 18.01.13 2:07pm
custard cream
Barclays CEO promises "Our new ethical benchmark will be 'Diamond' standard." 5
dvo4fun 18.01.13 2:05pm
custard cream
Sales of bike gear 'sky high' 0
One Line Only 18.01.13 12:53pm
One Line Only
Bradley Wiggins to sponsor “Bike Size” Shredded Wheat

The makers of the UK’s favourite breakfast cereal is to launch a new “bike size” version of the product in time for next year’s Tour de France. The giant breakfast food will only be...

nickb 18.01.13 12:50pm
Lance Armstrong sentenced to death for eating healthily

Confesses to eating fruit, vegetables and salad regularly. Oprah ‘horrified’...

Reg Herring 18.01.13 12:39pm
Reg Herring
Satire website found to contain 30% Seabiscuit 8
pinxit 18.01.13 12:36pm
Dreamliner batteries to be marketed as chemical weapons

In a controversial change of marketing strategy, the batteries that have caused Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner fleet to be grounded are being offered to power-crazed despots and terrorist organisations as...

Midfield Diamond 18.01.13 12:34pm
Midfield Diamond
"Check on neighbours in cold weather" urges Minister

Newly appointed Minister for the Elderly, Quentin Forsdyke, today issued a plea to people in remote areas to check on their older neighbours. As swaths of Britain became blanketed in up to 30cm of...

Son of Barnabas 18.01.13 12:29pm
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UKIP Demands Restoration of Proper Imperial Snow, supplied in Inches ...

not that lightweight metric rubish, only available in millimetres...

Titus 18.01.13 12:25pm
'Crane driver should have been at work' says boss

A crane driver who admitted he was lucky to be alive after oversleeping on the morning his crane was hit by a helicopter has been sacked., Managing director Eddie Cribbs from building firm...

Gerontius 18.01.13 12:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
***New Scandal*** Fairy liquid found to have traces of goblin in it 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 18.01.13 12:15pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Lance Armstrong admits Pfizer sponsorship was a mistake 0
Scronnyglonkle 18.01.13 12:08pm
Peroxide attack update; 3 dyed 3
One Line Only 18.01.13 11:51am
Midnight Dreary
Armstrong denies injecting tyres with EPO 0
custard cream 18.01.13 11:40am
custard cream
Boeing Boeing ....gone

Boeing say a new service aimed at their less safety conscious passengers could be up and running as early as the weekend., Guy Francis said that Boeing’s Flatliner – their budget ‘wing and a...

Gerontius 18.01.13 11:37am
'Armstrong is lying' claims Oprah

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey has said she thought Lance Armstrong was lying when he claimed to have taken performance enhancing drugs to help him win the Tour de France., Armstrong confessed live on...

Gerontius 18.01.13 11:37am
custard cream
Amateur Australian prospector unearths a piece of chicken in a McNugget.

At least it's not a horse gag!...

Ian Searle 18.01.13 10:52am
Dick Everyman
"NHS readies itself" for expected jump in CHD 'Crazy Horse Disease' 0
Falouan 18.01.13 10:47am
Supermarkets accused of flogging dead horses in UK ‘neigh’bourhoods

Latest ‘Bull’etin: Horse’s tail found in Oxtail Soup. Cowboy suppliers blamed for millions of schoolboy jokes by silly burgers horsing around. Reports of intense competition for weakest pun...

Reg Herring 18.01.13 10:39am
Reg Herring
Brucie admits to wearing performance enhancing rugs 2
antharrison 18.01.13 10:36am
Horse Burgers now replaced by "Quarter-Pandas".

Grabs coat and starts running...

seymour totti 18.01.13 10:32am
In congress Prince Charles in Chaos

The US, magazine, 'Vanity Fair', have conducted an interview, with Prince Charles, during which, Prince Charles, audaciously tried to promote his 'Green Manifesto': 'Harmony: A New Way Of Looking...

Kazytc 18.01.13 10:24am
The All New Jeni B
Snow Falls in Isle of Wight - UK Isolated 1
Titus 18.01.13 10:08am
Son of Barnabas
UK covered by contents of Lance Armstrong's gym bag 2
One Line Only 18.01.13 10:00am
Psycadelic Squirrel