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Boy says he walked up and and down celebritys back,but did not like Rolfing

..mas o menos...

happi 30.03.13 2:54pm
One-liner writer retires - because he's crap.

More in a minute...

Paddy Berzinski 30.03.13 2:42pm
Backup Brian
Chaotic Cavalry Cause Calgary Carvery Calamity 3
irreverendJ 30.03.13 2:15pm
Rolf Harris helping police with Yewtree enquiry concerning Two little boys 0
happi 30.03.13 1:57pm
Plague of rabbits blamed for rise in women’s dental problems.

sorry, I am so sorry...

godly1966 30.03.13 1:14pm
North Korea poses David Beckham hairstyle threat

Reports that North Korea is enhancing its stockpile of hair cuts by launching its own David Beckham hairstyle has sent shock waves through hairdressing salons right across the Western world. The...

roybland 30.03.13 12:56pm
Vatican on edge as investigation into foot fetishists erupts

What had been in the closet for centuries has suddenly emerged front and center with the dazed new Pontiff forgetting that he was on stage now. Luckily few in the crowd took much notice of the gleam...

kurtzs 30.03.13 11:39am
Korea’s North-South Divide “Almost As Bad As Britain’s”

Lunatic North Briton dictator Alex Salmond said today that North Britain (or “Scotland”, as he insists on referring to it) is in a state of war with South Britain. Korean leader Kim Jong Un has...

deceangli 30.03.13 11:32am
No charge for Joyce but reports he tabled a motion whilst drunk are investigated 0
topfotogmw 30.03.13 11:21am
Pilate: "He may have risen from the dead, but He's still got a criminal record" 1
sydalg 30.03.13 11:04am
Strikers on Post Office picket line subjected to endless loop of video adverts 0
Mandy Lifeboat 30.03.13 10:33am
Mandy Lifeboat
Abu Qatada officially ‘harder to remove than Hitler’

Experts have confirmed that at 8 years of trying to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada - compared to the the second world war's 6 year duration - it was easier to kick Hitler out of Western Europe than...

Slante Dangle 30.03.13 10:27am
Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter

Pope Benedict strode into St Peters Square yesterday, fully refreshed after his Lenten sabbatical and announced that he was ready to take the reins of the papacy once more. With a fresh ear piercing,...

Stan 30.03.13 10:09am
Jerusalem waiter 'No sympathy for Jesus. 13 for dinner and no tip.' 2
MADJEZ 30.03.13 10:08am
Columnist told either cover the Pope this Easter or it's crucifiction. 0
Big Ben 30.03.13 10:06am
Big Ben
Man, 82, admits asking boy, 10, “Can you tell what it is yet?”... 2
Tripod 30.03.13 9:53am
Big Ben
Man who writes porn film dialogue "feels an undervalued member of the team" 1
sydalg 30.03.13 9:50am
Big Ben
North Korea's advances thwarted by premptive launch of Dennis Rodman 0
Dumbnews 30.03.13 2:13am
Astronomer gets lost on way to conference to present discovery of distant galaxy 0
Dumbnews 30.03.13 2:10am
Horse meat writer resigns when he discovers he's really a camel.

He got the hump...

Paddy Berzinski 30.03.13 1:08am
Paddy Berzinski
One million Blackberries sold. Raspberries also selling well. 0
deskpilot3 30.03.13 12:13am
Anger as horse meat found in Scottish schools wasn't deep fried. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 29.03.13 10:46pm
Big Ben
Dyslexic emergency services claim they went to Carvery by mistake 0
irreverendJ 29.03.13 10:41pm
News Biscuit offers advisory on how to spell 'Rolf Harris.'

Nobody knows why...

Paddy Berzinski 29.03.13 10:04pm
Paddy Berzinski
Biscuiteer accidentally plagiarizes someones work and removes story. 0
godly1966 29.03.13 9:31pm
Turin shroud analysis concludes Jesus had zero fashion sense 3
sydalg 29.03.13 9:12pm
DPRK:Army ordered to act out 'Homefront' level after Kim Jong-un's Xbox packs up 3
Nowherefast 29.03.13 8:23pm
Pope "considers his position" after grave of Jesus found in car park

The Pope has admitted that the discovery of the grave of Jesus under a car park in Jerusalem has made his position "somewhat difficult". "I can't say it was a complete surprise.", admitted the newly...

apepper 29.03.13 8:05pm
North Koreans warned: once fuse is lit, do not attempt to return to your missile 3
Squudge 29.03.13 8:03pm
Mystery of Rolf Harris's heavy breathing explained at last 0
topfotogmw 29.03.13 7:36pm