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Recovering George Michael leaves cottaging hospital. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Prince Philip has breast implant removed 0
apepper 3 years

Cover story slips...

Man with stocking fetish arrested for trespassing 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Alphaghetti pulled from shelves after found to contain MRSA and TB 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Lab still checking for BSE...

Straight man in gay sauna admits he "felt a bit of a dick" 2
grumblechops 3 years
Plato cannot believe it's not butter. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Cheeselets in surprise resurgance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
DFS sale signals green shoots of economic recovery 3
Boutros 3 years

In a surprise move, sofa retailer DFS announced today they are all set to buck the national trend of economic doom and gloom. The peddler of softwood, foam and velour seating confirmed that plans are...

Inventor of electric seafood flexes his muscles 2
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

BMW link to erectile dysfunction 17
Dick Everyman 3 years

In research undertaken by the British Medical Association a link between driving a BMW and erectile dysfunction has been positively identified. It is estimated that the condition affects more than...

Dog particle found on sofa 0
nickb 3 years
I told you I was Kim Jong il 8
Quaz 3 years

North Korean dictator pays final tribute to Spike Milligan...

Arne Duncan Axes Mississippi and Louisiana: Fourth Grade Reading Levels Soar 0
bobo lutz 3 years

A provision in the much maligned No Child Left Behind Act has helped Arne Duncan, United States Secretary of Education, succeed where Jesus Christ failed. What is particularly remarkable is that...

Kim Jong-Il to play self in film biopic 0
dogwheels 3 years

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, who died earlier this week, is to play himself in a film biopic of his life, state media has announced. The late Great Leader, who was well-known for his...

Administrators warn La Senza is at risk from asset strippers 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Scots MP Begbie in trouble again 0
Drylaw 3 years

Scots MP Lex Begbie is in the headlines once again after Network Rail Police were called to escort him from a London/Glasgow train late on Tuesday night. It would appear that Mr Begbie, returning to...

George Micheal Christmas re-release "Careless Whisperer". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
‘True Meaning Of Christmas Forgotten’ Complain Pagans 7
UnoEye 3 years

Pagans have come out in force to complain at what they see as the hi-jacking of their festive period by ‘New-age monotheist bandwagon jumpers’. ‘The 25th of December is our special day’...

Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption 7
Perks 3 years

On the day the coalition have decided to look at shortening the adoption process, they have also announced they are putting Nick Clegg on the adoption list. The move comes as Conservative and Liberal...

Christmas party gets 100 'donkey record books' for dessert after order typo 1
kga6 3 years
Legendary London Bluesman Hounslow Sloane dies of overdose 2
Username 3 years

Blues fans and fellow musicians around the world are tonight paying their respects to former blues legend Hounslow Sloane who died last night. Best known for his 'fare-dodging' style of electrified...

Viewers outraged as ‘babestation’ girl manages to look sexy. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

There were thousands of complaints to Ofcom yesterday after a ‘babestation’ girl shocked and dismayed viewers by actually looking vaguely alluring. One viewer, Wayne Kerr, 37, from Nottingham...

Burger flipper fired for putting hair in a bun 2
Major Clanger 3 years
Re-analysis of footprints in butter reveals elephants have six toes 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
George Michael was 'touch & go' - not for the first time... 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Eoin Colfer wins race to write Bible sequel 15
bonjonelson 3 years

Noted Irish author Eoin Colfer, writer of the Artemis Fowl series, has been commissioned by Harper-Collins to pen an as-yet unnamed sequel to the Bible. Harper-Collins won the publishing rights to...

Doctors say man now completely recovered following sofa factory accident 1
Smart Alex 3 years
UK growth for last quarter wiped out by accidental rounding error. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Deal Or No Deal chaos after boxes ordered from the Shrödinger Corporation 12
Smart Alex 3 years
Wild Red-Haired Scottish Homeless being displaced by Gray Haired Accordianists 1
gaijintendo 3 years

[Wikipedia]This population decrease is often ascribed to the introduction of the Gray Haired Accordianists from Eastern Europe but the shuttering of its native habitat, removal of bins at train...