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Heavy artillery fire in Homs, just a tribute to the Queen claims Assad 0
medici2471 06.02.12 1:51pm
medici2471
BBC executives surprised at ‘Dancing on Snow’ flop

Scheduling executives this morning have admitted their dismay at the failure of the new ‘Dancing on Snow’ show. The show was intended as a contender to ITV’s ‘Dancing on Ice’ – which was...

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kimllfixit 06.02.12 1:28pm
kimllfixit
Boost for John Bull as Bristol launches its own bank notes 0
medici2471 06.02.12 1:04pm
medici2471
Deaf Pensioner finds unexploded bomb in ear

Parts of London were closed yesterday when Elsie Boothroyd, 90, who has been deaf since the Blitz, had a UXB removed from her left ear by bomb disposal experts. After a dog ran off with her usual...

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Marko 06.02.12 6:33pm
Perks
EC bureaucrats pass legislation outlawing almost all ways to skin a cat

From March 1st there will be one preferred way and an alternative way which is acceptable under Islamic Law. All remaining ways to skin a cat are banned, as is the popular saying. Richard Littlejohn...

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grottymonty 06.02.12 12:51pm
grottymonty
Puppets in drug fuelled orgy - Bill and Ben took Weed in bedroom 0
Marko 06.02.12 12:44pm
Marko
Rare video of Adrian Chiles saying something interesting is a You Tube hit 0
Marko 06.02.12 12:39pm
Marko
Bradley Wiggins still hopeful of victory in 2010 Tour de France 3
06.02.12 8:38pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Consumer watchdog: "Cupcakes are just fairy cakes." 0
hughesroland 06.02.12 12:31pm
hughesroland
Pensioner's coffee morning will kick-start economy says Treasury

A coffee morning organized by a Bristol pensioner could be the key to kick-starting Britain's economic recovery according to Treasury officials. Bill Ramsden, a seventy-year-old Keynesian retired...

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roybland 06.02.12 12:29pm
roybland
Doncaster vanishes

After three years, Google Earth has finally been updated, and as well as removing Atlantis from its maps, has also eradicated the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster., The recent moves promise users a...

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Marko 06.02.12 12:14pm
Marko
Dyson set to cash-in on the attic with new product

[Edited re-sub. - thanks for comments. 300 words lost] James Dyson came to prominence with his 1990s 'Cyclone technology' vacuum cleaner which eliminated not only bags but also effective cleaning...

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dvo4fun 07.02.12 11:55pm
Perks
Emotive end to FA meeting with Capello on table crying "O Captain! My Captain!" 0
charlies_hat 06.02.12 11:03am
charlies_hat
David Milliband: ”I’ll keep a low profile

just not as low as my brother’s"...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 10:48am
dvo4fun
Snow Patrol face calls for zero performance bonus amid traffic chaos 0
cinquecento 06.02.12 10:36am
cinquecento
'One funny little trick for a flatter stomach' finally revealed...

http://bit.ly/more_soon...

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Skylarking 06.02.12 10:49am
dvo4fun
Capello opposes Huhne resignation decision

England coach Fabio Capello says he disagrees with the governments decision to accept the resignation of Chris Huhne as energy secretary. "This will be a big loss to the cabinet and the Lib Dems"...

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simonjmr 06.02.12 6:37pm
Plockton Assbeard
Farmer paints sheep green to help him find them in the snow

With parts of the country covered in a blanket of snow and obscured by thick fog, some farmers have been having great difficulty finding their sheep over recent days. This has led one Leicestershire...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 07.02.12 8:57am
dvo4fun
DFS launch range of attractive, solidly-built furniture...

(not in sale)...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.02.12 9:14am
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Royal Mail to issue Diamond Jubilee stamps featuring Queen's image. More soon.

Well, that's it actually...

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Mary Evans 06.02.12 10:50am
Sinnick
NHS drugs costs soar. Health bosses urge Doctors to be less prescriptive 0
dvo4fun 06.02.12 8:23am
dvo4fun
Newsbiscuit Special Supplement: So what Exactly is this 'Snow'

Meteorologists didn't see it coming. Weathermen deny it. Transport planners are baffled by it. Drivers live in fear of it. Until yesterday, nobody had heard of it. It's called Snow. But, amazingly,...

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ronseal 06.02.12 8:27am
Username
Song hero demands bonus after he 'made it through the rain' 1
ronseal 06.02.12 2:57pm
Skylarking
Search on for Man who bought a non sale item at DFS

Staff at DFS Wiltshire were stunned today when a sixty year old man walked into their store and bought a chair which was not on sale. The staff were busy taking down some signs on Monday and...

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Rabi 06.02.12 5:25am
Rabi
Madonna concert interrupted with scenes of violence 4
Dumbnews 06.02.12 3:40pm
Dumbnews
Miliband Parachutes Into Congo To Save NHS

After it was reported that the NHS was kidnapped during a recent holiday, the Labour Leader has made it his mission to rescue it. Miliband said, “The NHS is in danger that much we know. Suggesting...

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Hooch 05.02.12 10:44pm
FlashArry
World computer meltdown predicted for 29 February 0
roybland 05.02.12 7:15pm
roybland
Grateful nation thanks the Queen for keeping Prince Chakes off the throne

Plans to honour the Queen's sixty-year achievement of keeping Prince Charles from becoming monarch are well underway according to organizers of the Diamond Jubilee anniversary celebrations. 'She's a...

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roybland 05.02.12 8:05pm
Skylarking
Gay beekeeper comes out in hives. 4
Stan 06.02.12 11:44am
cinquecento
Police hunt for “white clad Parson Brown” in sham marriages mystery.

An enigmatic figure claiming to be a Church of England Minister is the subject of an extensive rural search after allegedly pressuring a young couple to undergo a marriage ceremony of questionable...

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nickb 05.02.12 5:47pm
nickb