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Dyslexic found camped by Paddington branch of SnappySnaps waiting for new prints

I'm here all week folks!...

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Smart Alex 23.07.13 7:31am
Titus
Chris Huhne talks about his divorce: couldn't live with a Pryce on his head.

More about Peter Andre's admission next week admits...

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Not Amused 23.07.13 7:24am
Not Amused
Royal baby named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

After its place of conception, god why was the tickerline so short!...

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Scronnyglonkle 23.07.13 7:14am
Scronnyglonkle
Reporter Camped Outside Lindo Wing 'Has Now Forgotten Where He Used to Live' 0
Titus 23.07.13 7:05am
Titus
Hidden New Baby "It's not The Green Hair Or The Two Heads, But He's Left Handed" 0
Titus 23.07.13 6:45am
Titus
Duchess of Cambridge reveals "we could not be happier"

She's obviously not experienced the joy of a benefits payment arriving a day early then...

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irreverendJ 23.07.13 6:27am
virtuallywill
French Magazine 'Closer' Secure Rights to Photograph Royal Baby's First Feed 1
ChairmanMouth 23.07.13 6:14am
Squudge
Duchess of Cambridge 'was present at the birth' announce Palace 4
blacklesbianandproudofit 23.07.13 6:09am
Lindy Moone
Every UK household to be blocked from Internet access unless they request it 0
Arthur 23.07.13 1:48am
Arthur
World Taken Over By Alien Invaders Today - No-One Noticed 0
Titus 23.07.13 12:50am
Titus
10-Minute-Older Royal Baby Girl Twin Secretly Smuggled Out Of Lindo Wing

and sent off to a Rumanian orphanage...

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Titus 23.07.13 12:45am
Titus
Harry's new chat up line: 'Wanna see MY little prince?' 0
Ironduke 23.07.13 12:04am
Ironduke
New Baby Tweets "Hey, Hang On Guys - I Might Not Want The Job"

"Actually" the tweet continues "I always wanted to be - a lumberjack!"...

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Titus 22.07.13 11:55pm
Titus
Militant Feminists Furious About Sex Of New Royal Baby

"They only had a boy in order to wind us up" said a spokesperson. "By rights, if they have a girl later on, then [i]she[/i] should become the monarch in order to balance things up a bit."...

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Titus 22.07.13 11:52pm
Titus
First ISP To Block All Porn Promptly Files For Bankruptcy Within 24 Hours 0
Titus 22.07.13 11:46pm
Titus
it's a boy!

You read it on NewsBiscuit first ...

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Arthur 22.07.13 11:34pm
Arthur
New Baby Condemned As 'Aloof'' For Failing To Issue Immediate Press Release 1
Titus 22.07.13 11:31pm
Arthur
Royal male arrives late 3
Backup Brian 22.07.13 11:29pm
Titus
Royal baby could be named after a previous king: Herod and Elvis in the running 7
Smart Alex 22.07.13 11:12pm
Titus
New prince to be named "Symbol"

More to follow...

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apepper 22.07.13 11:10pm
Titus
PM To Make All ISPs Provide 'Royal-Baby-News' Filter By Default 0
Titus 22.07.13 11:07pm
Titus
Nicholas Witchell "senses" there will be more Royal Baby idle speculation soon. 2
Al OPecia 22.07.13 10:15pm
Jesus H
Welsh news announces " It's a boyo!" 0
irreverendJ 22.07.13 9:44pm
irreverendJ
It would be cool if no crap stand up comic did a baby name joke about star wars

"Wouldn't it be cool yeah, if the Royal baby was given a name like Darth Vader.' Those are the words nobody wants to hear, because it means they'll have turned on their radio in the middle of a...

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ronseal 22.07.13 9:21pm
ronseal
Dubai convicts Little Red Riding Hood

Human Rights Groups have expressed outrage at the 16-month prison sentence handed out to the popular fairy-tale heroine. Not content with imprisoning Norwegian rape victims, the Dubai courts have...

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Wrenfoe 22.07.13 9:08pm
FlashArry
UK exceeds EU Prince quota : Brussels propose cull 1
FlashArry 22.07.13 9:05pm
Arthur
After a long labour, kate is absolutely dilated, says Palace spokesman 2
ronseal 22.07.13 8:55pm
irreverendJ
Prince Harry to be god father...

will take the new baby out drinking next week...

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ionb 22.07.13 8:54pm
ionb
Nelson Mandela pulls emergency cord to demand some attention from world's press 0
irreverendJ 22.07.13 8:52pm
irreverendJ
Britain rejoices as Anglesey Barracks Windsor is presented to the Nation 0
Ref Minor 22.07.13 8:50pm
Ref Minor