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Welsh farm vets get go-ahead to issue free morning-after pill 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Stobart obeys Highway Code by refusing to go above 56 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Red flags for cars back on Isle of Wight roads after new funding found 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
France refuses to accept M&S back or to give a refund 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
FA crackdown on behaviour ‘obvious April Fool’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Daily Mail "embraces multicultural Britain" 0
Scroat 3 years

For today at least...

Privatised prisons to be re-branded Screws 'R' Us 0
Scroat 3 years

Dartmoor soon...

Laurent Gbagbo "not to be confused with Bilbo Baggins" warns Foreign Office 0
Scroat 3 years
Hess Suite prepared at Spandau guest facility, Moussa claims booking mixup. 0
Erlang 3 years

More rooms required later?...

Somebody you’ve never heard of declines to go somewhere you’ve never been 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chelsea plan surprise swoop for Moussa Koussa 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Moussa Koussa ‘feeling a bit peaky’ after refusal of immunity 0
jp1885 3 years
iSlates to be given to every Isle of Wight secondary school child 7
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

I'm thinking of working this up into a full sub. Worth pursuing?, [i]Slate of the art[/i] Steve Beynon, Strategic Director of Children...

New welfare plans leave Jeremy Kyle worried 0
dannyboy206 3 years

Jeremy Kyle is fearing for his future as the front for "chav-TV" amid government welfare plans to get the unemployed into work...

'Moon On A Stick, My Arse!' Says Martin Shuttlecock 0
Martin Shuttlecock 3 years

Failed satirist, Martin Shuttlecock, currently of no fixed abode, today heaped scorn on David Cameron's "perfectly clear" yet somewhat obfusticated announcement that he would deliver the British...

Chinese physicist discovers plasma TV 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Mathematician wins beauty contest for looking good on paper 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Petrel sales fall as motorists tern to alternative henergy sources... 10
be reasonable 3 years

moorhen soon., Yep, back on the bird puns...

Scientists prove conclusively that letter G is unlucky for fast food chains. 2
deskpilot3 3 years

Which explains "I'm lovin' it" and "Finger lickin' good"...

Punctuality reputation tarnished with "The Late" Stobart livery refresh 3
QorbeQ 3 years
Irish economy close to collapse after no pot of gold found at end of rainbow 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Gaddaffi's regime crumbles... 1
be reasonable 3 years

not as good as Aunt Bessie's apple crumbles...

Eddie Stobart resting on hard shoulder in wooden layby 0
ronseal 3 years
In A Surprise Move Paul Burrell Has Supplied All The Items Requested 0
3 years

On Kate and Will's Wedding List, And This Is Now Closed...

Cameron: UN Resolution Includes Kitchen Sink 2
pineapple incident 3 years

David Cameron suggested, last night, that the UN mandate regarding Libya could include the kitchen sink. Cameron's comments emerged in light of news that the Libyan rebel's positions were becoming...

New state pension will start at 155. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

No, not pounds...

Bin Laden tells Taliban "You're not as good as the original" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Through a translator he says "Taliban today, just like the Sugababes, same name, no discernable connection to the original. Worse than Eternal without Louise Nurding. She was glad to get married I...

Crime surge in private jail catchment areas 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Scotland Yard has released figures today that show criminals are by-passing the ‘state’ jail post-code lottery and committing crimes in areas that will better guarantee a place in one of the...

Elephant in room defends itself: "You're at the bloody zoo". More soon. 0
Mary Evans 3 years