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Spitfires could be under a toilet in Peterborough, claims toilet superintendent.

A toilet superintendent from Peterborough has spent his life savings excavating under the toilets where he works in search of 89 Airfix spitfires allegedly buried by his brother 44 years earlier....

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Boutros 22.01.13 9:51pm
Boutros
'My dog's got no nose'. 'How does it smell?' 'Using nanobot technology

It was expensive, but he's worth it...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 9:37pm
Idiot
Ed Milliband offers to smother Thatcher for charity

It's the least I can do says Ed Milliband, holding a pillow. Love to see a picture for this! Perhaps Mr Milliband is standing looking menacing with a good old honest pillow in his hand, and Thatcher...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 9:31pm
Dick Everyman
Rock salt tops NME favourite condiment poll 0
BAJDixon 22.01.13 8:56pm
BAJDixon
Redcar residents disgusted with Sandiford for only smuggling 5 Kgs 0
antharrison 22.01.13 8:52pm
antharrison
NHS to recruit more voluntary reserve doctors and surgeons

Following the lead set by the armed services, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has announced that the NHS will welcome an additional 20,000 voluntary reserves to replace those trained professionals being...

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antharrison 22.01.13 8:49pm
antharrison
Irony as thinnest tablet leads to obesity!

And sore thumbs...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 8:36pm
Truebiscuit
Tree file upset with constant abuse 1
One Line Only 22.01.13 8:23pm
sigmund
Prince Harry kills Taliban fighters on hardest setting of Playstation 3

Prince Harry has returned from Afghanistan saying his latest tour of duty was his best yet, and while he was looking forward to some R & R, he was keen to get back to the action on his...

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Yikes 22.01.13 8:10pm
Yikes
Afghan Army cuts to be made by giving third of soldiers masks to wear with a pic

ture of Prince Harry's face on the front of them so they look like him...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 8:06pm
Truebiscuit
Bitterly cold winter is snow joke for the dead

But completely ice for skaters...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 8:03pm
Truebiscuit
Prince Harry demands tweed helicopter for next season's peasant shoot

And a prostitute to hold his wanger...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:34pm
Truebiscuit
Drug smuggling granny would rather 'do the cokey hokey'

Than be machine gunned to death with justice bullets...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:32pm
Truebiscuit
Queen complains to France: 'ones kent smells orf gallic'

And of privilege...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:29pm
Truebiscuit
Source of south coast 'beach stench' tracked down...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/littlecock_zpseaefe693.jpg...

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pinxit 22.01.13 7:26pm
dvo4fun
Norwegian cheese fire causes traffic jam

And those little pots of flora...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:25pm
Truebiscuit
Elvis found in Memphis grave

Covered in spunk and crisps...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 7:12pm
Truebiscuit
Foul smell coming from France ...

This one really does write itself...

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Kramaring 22.01.13 5:16pm
Lucy4
Bali Whine 0
medici2471 22.01.13 5:05pm
medici2471
Air-biscuit 0
charlies_hat 22.01.13 5:01pm
charlies_hat
French blame Cowes 0
medici2471 22.01.13 4:57pm
medici2471
Army cuts secured 'mainly by natural wastage' as Mali deployment announced 0
medici2471 22.01.13 4:48pm
medici2471
HMV voucher holders disappointed to find only Jim Davidson DVDs on sale. 0
Boutros 22.01.13 4:32pm
Boutros
"I've shot Taliban" admits Prince Harry, "They taste a lot like pheasant." 8
Nowherefast 22.01.13 4:25pm
Boutros
Man United fans prepare new terrace chant, "Scoring here, scoring there, Zaha" 0
simonjmr 22.01.13 3:54pm
simonjmr
A modern Cinderella story

Once upon a time, was a little girl, a very little girl, named Cinderella., She was also a very beautiful girl and everyone who saw her, was amazed by her beauty., Cinderella’s father was clerk...

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Helidon 22.01.13 3:40pm
nickb
Jeremy Vine admits to provoking radio callers "just for shits and giggles" 1
JD 22.01.13 2:38pm
J Vine
Met Office up grades its Snow Warning to Business Class 0
Ian Searle 22.01.13 2:05pm
Ian Searle
Bali drug mule: "I deserve to be punished. I'm not sure I deserve a cycling ban" 2
charlies_hat 22.01.13 1:33pm
writinginbsl
Death sentence “a doddle”, says Sandiford, “compared to living in Redcar”... 2
Tripod 22.01.13 1:30pm
writinginbsl