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Isle of Wight broadband customers anger at BT. 0
Zen 3 years

" They promised fast broadband to all the Uk by 2015, I sat at my computer until 22 45 but it never got any faster then normal " claims angry internet user...

Record £30m paid for DFS sofa 6
roybland 3 years

A DFS sofa has been sold at Sotheby's to an unknown buyer for a record £30m. The sofa, discovered in a neglected state in the front garden of a house in Barnsley, is believed to have been bought...

Kermit arrested for piggy fiddling. 3
wallster 3 years
Lack of figgy pudding results in door-step carol singer stand-off 6
Zadok the second 3 years

An old people's home in Vicar's Cross, Chester was blockaded for 3 days by carol singers insistent on figgy pudding. As the troupe began We Wish You A Merry Christmas, Jeanette Redbridge, 82, is...

'Secret Millionaire' dies on Australian asylum boat 2
flim-flam 3 years

A wealthy business man who was taking part in Channel 4’s popular reality show, The Secret Millionaire, has drowned after the refugee boat he was on broke up in heavy storms off the coast of...

TV Psychic fails to see own conviction coming 0
Bismarck 3 years

more later...

Cameron to adopt Afghanistani voting model for next election 0
Bismarck 3 years

'we will show how good democracy can be ' he states...

Camilla attack student claims 1
Bismarck 3 years

he was trying to pass the duchess on the left hand side, but Charles had done it already...

State of Terror Heightens- Snow on way back 0
Bismarck 3 years

More later- much more...

110% deposits expected next year, warns Council of Mortgage Lenders. 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Next year will be another tough one for the housing market with new mortgages only being made available to people who can put down 110% of the amount they wish to borrow, according to the Council of...

Cameron to extend time limit for blaming previous government 3
mtskull 3 years

David Cameron today unveiled plans for new legislation which will double the time limit during which it is acceptable to blame the previous government for the nation’s problems. In a statement to...

Nigella Lawson tells Association of housewives and whores just be the best 8
Malcum eggs 3 years

you can be...

God's wife was true universal creator. 5
wallster 3 years

Scientists and theologians have finally agreed that it was in fact God's wife, and not the great man himself who was responsible for the creation of all things. The debate of generations has finally...

Switzerland considers repealing incest laws... 1
riesler 3 years

National Anthem to be replaced with duelling banjos...

Time 'Person of Year' runner up awarded to founder of Friendster 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Coallition announces phased increase in daylight hours starting this month 2
andhrimnir 3 years
Voice of X-factor at a loose end now until Britains Got Talent 0
simonjmr 3 years
Carlos Kickaball explains why he wants away... 0
Doylem 3 years

“I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I needed a camel. Right there, right then. I rang the chairman, made my demand, and the camel was delivered to my home within an hour. But - and...

Water cannon vetoed... Police to be issued with water pistols... 0
Doylem 3 years
Blackburn decide not to hand manager’s job to Maradonna 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Former Blackburn saviourJack walker said to be turning in his grave 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

as he was buried with his favorite lathe...

People are amazed when Ex KGB chief Vlad Putin plays Blueberry Hill 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

on grand piano ,finishes it with a song then orders 3 journalists killed ...

House rules for the new regime at Blackburn... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Since Diego will be accompnied by his own entourage and backroom staff, we’re bringing in a strict code of conduct at Ewood. “No guns in the boardroom. Cocaine, outside”...

Latest research shows that breathing helps to extend life. More Soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Sepp Blatter "When putsch comes to shove": FIFA had no ulterior motives 0
simonjmr 3 years
Man jailed for killing 2 big cats after scrapping of double leopardy law. 12
dominic_mcg 3 years
The Blackburn blueprint... 0
Doylem 3 years

“We want a winning team”, says Venky's chairman, Anuradha Desai, “attractive, entertaining football, a top-five finish, European competition, a famous manager and, ideally, not in a shitheap...

Harrier jet’s life ends amidst claims it was pushed rather than jumped 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Facebook connections map to be used for eugenics targeting 0
Erlang 3 years
Sepp Blatter tells black fans to "white up" for Russian World Cup 2018 4
thackaray 3 years