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Eddie Stobart resting on hard shoulder in wooden layby 0
ronseal 3 years
In A Surprise Move Paul Burrell Has Supplied All The Items Requested 0
3 years

On Kate and Will's Wedding List, And This Is Now Closed...

Cameron: UN Resolution Includes Kitchen Sink 2
pineapple incident 3 years

David Cameron suggested, last night, that the UN mandate regarding Libya could include the kitchen sink. Cameron's comments emerged in light of news that the Libyan rebel's positions were becoming...

New state pension will start at 155. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

No, not pounds...

Bin Laden tells Taliban "You're not as good as the original" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Through a translator he says "Taliban today, just like the Sugababes, same name, no discernable connection to the original. Worse than Eternal without Louise Nurding. She was glad to get married I...

Crime surge in private jail catchment areas 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Scotland Yard has released figures today that show criminals are by-passing the ‘state’ jail post-code lottery and committing crimes in areas that will better guarantee a place in one of the...

Elephant in room defends itself: "You're at the bloody zoo". More soon. 0
Mary Evans 3 years
People who put "Jedi" as their religion in 2011 census all born on May 4th 4
Iamthestig 3 years
Moussa Koussa "hoped for meeting with Duke of Hamilton" 0
BillyBitzer 3 years
Corridors of Power to be replaced by Ramps of Incapacity. 0
malgor 3 years
Farewell then Eddie Stobart: 'No longer articulated' 0
pinxit 3 years
Alternative Vote Campaign To Be Abandoned..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As 'run through' test shows that, surprisingly, only winners are nouveau riche, council recount and recount and recount clerks...

Prince Harry: 'We thought William couldn't pull a bird in a brothel” 0
beau-jolly 3 years

The 26-year-old said "we all thought that it was never going to happen for him" when asked about the impending royal wedding. “but then Uncle Ed surprised us all by not only marrying a bird but...

Olympic stadium under guard after Millennium Dome shot by White Elephant hunters 0
jp1885 3 years

Security in and around the new 2012 Olympic stadium in Stratford, East London, has been stepped up today after fears of an increase in white elephant poaching were confirmed following the discovery...

'I'm Feckin Defeckin,' says Moussa Koussa; 'can I join your Libby Dibbies?' 2
malgor 3 years

More rhyming couplets soon...

House that Looks Like Hitler gets planning permission for Sudetanland Annex 11
ronseal 3 years

The House that Looks Like Hitler has built an annex in the Sudetenland, furious neighbours have learned. Their protests have fallen on deaf ears, because planning permission was granted, with the...

Life in the fast lane catches up with Eddie Stobart 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Taxman to boost coffers by not only fining for late returns but early ones to 0
Basil_B 3 years
Man claims to be able to use PC immediately after switiching it on. 0
dandare70 3 years
Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award. 10
Des and Stan 3 years

There was unanimous approval at the tenth annual Nivea Awards ceremony last night when Professor Brian Cox was the runaway winner of the male category of the prestigious ‘Face you would most like...

Police to be given Sherlock Holmes training to improve detection 4
Basil_B 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May announced plans today to improve the detection rate of police officers by making them read up on the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's famous detective character...

‘Moon on a stick by 2015’ says upbeat Cameron 2
jp1885 3 years

Following a month of mass protests, international catastrophes and a continual rise in unemployment, Prime Minister David Cameron has sought to boost the morale of the nation by publicly renewing his...

Man Facing £4k Credit Card Bill For ‘The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

24 year old Paul Taylor from Leicester found out last year how much trouble forgetting mother’s day can cause. When he was faced with frosty stares and silence on March 14th 2010 he was struggling...

Schoedinger not sure if Elephant is in room 0
Sinnick 3 years
Elephant found in room of House that Looks Like Hitler 1
ronseal 3 years
Never mind the Bolsheviks, here's Anchor Butter - sings punk rock 'legend' 1
ronseal 3 years

Johnny Rotten, the icon for a generation of misplaced optimism, is to release an updated version of the punk rock anthems associated with him. Never Mind the Bolsheviks - Here's a Corporate Message...

Pets At Home Cancels it's Proposed In Store 'Room Elephant Service', 0
3 years

after an uneasy stand off, five or so minutes silence, and little or no eye contact between staff, the customer and Elephant...

Capello learns his one hundred and first word so he can say "Over the moon" 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Daily Mail finds British newspaper that used to like Hitler 0
rickwestwell 3 years
100 word vocabulary still 85 words too many for Rooney 0
simonjmr 3 years