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Badminton Horse Trials cancelled amid accusations of witness intimidation. 1
wallster 30.04.12 1:09pm
wallster
Badminton Horse Trials cancelled as Jury rigging suspected 1
Scronnyglonkle 30.04.12 1:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Olympic tragedy as mens shooting final draws return missile from Army watchtower 1
cinquecento 30.04.12 12:58pm
Scronnyglonkle
'Birthplace of Shakespeare' town business struggling to think of a name

A recently opened business based in the centre of Stratford-Upon-Avon (Birthplace of Shakespeare) remains un-named today as the owner struggles to think of a suitable name for his business. 'If only...

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ianslat 30.04.12 12:55pm
writinginbsl
Man who sold car to make room for petrol sells petrol to make room for bed 0
button 30.04.12 12:40pm
button
Man fined for using hosepipe to pump water out of garden

More soon....

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Haywood Manley 30.04.12 12:37pm
button
Offal restaurant panned by Tripe Advisor 2
nickb 30.04.12 11:17am
Scronnyglonkle
Met Office rollout of Olympic 2012 Weather a triumph.

This weekends successful test of the weather for the 2012 Olympics has given everyone a taste of what to expect. Coming straight after the police 'Nutter with a grudge' test last Friday the final...

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MADJEZ 30.04.12 11:15am
writinginbsl
China to offer top value at new ‘World-buying centre’

“We only pay the best prices” says Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao at the opening of another branch of the Chinese ‘World-buying Centre’. “With money being tight for a lot of countries, you...

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Mandy Lifeboat 30.04.12 11:11am
writinginbsl
God Commissions New Ark; Hosepipe Ban Continues

A man from Stevenage has been commissioned by God to build a new ark. Stanley Moses, 48, says, "I was drying out my socks after a trip to the Co-op when God suddenly appeared before me. He told me I...

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UnfitMother 30.04.12 11:10am
writinginbsl
Cannabis farmers to receive EU setaside subsidies 0
Scronnyglonkle 30.04.12 11:09am
Scronnyglonkle
FA: It's Not About Winning - It's About Taking Part .....

. and having fun...

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HenryMJUK 30.04.12 10:50am
HenryMJUK
FA Realise With Horror That It's Not April 1st 0
UnfitMother 30.04.12 10:16am
UnfitMother
Cameron Returns "BFF" Cufflinks To Murdoch; Admits It "Could Be Misconstrued"

Un-friends him on Facebook, too...

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UnfitMother 30.04.12 10:10am
UnfitMother
Badminton Horse Trials cancelled ... Horses acquitted. 0
Kramaring 30.04.12 9:47am
Kramaring
Bananas in Pyjamas in 'Beds in Sheds' enquiry

More as it peels away!...

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victimms 30.04.12 9:38am
victimms
Newham Council unveil high speed benefit claimant Stoke repatriation device

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02206/missl_2206551b.jpg...

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pitflaps 30.04.12 9:19am
pitflaps
Murdoch threatens UK with ugly page three girls 1
nickb 30.04.12 9:06am
Sinnick
FA confirm Hodgson first they spoke to about being 2nd choice for England job. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 8:53am
MADJEZ
Coal industry "LMFAO" off as study finds windmills cause global warming. 0
Maverick 30.04.12 6:52am
Maverick
William forgets wedding anniversary due to Facebook reminder setting failure

Prince William was in the royal dog box, with only corgis for companions, as it emerged that he forgot his first wedding anniversary. While apologetic, William noted he had been let down by...

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Yikes 30.04.12 6:12am
Yikes
Osama bin Laden's Post Mortem Bestsellers

Osama's Bestsellers It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his...

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30.04.12 5:59am
Latest report on grade inflation 'the best ever' 1
Des Custard 30.04.12 5:57am
Mr Target
God Forsakes His Early Work, Calls Bible "Trashy, Populist"

Popular spiritual writer God shocked literary audiences around the world earlier this weak with a stream of scathing invective against his most enduring work, The Bible. "A dark, angry being, whose...

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Textbook 30.04.12 3:54am
Textbook
Office worker loses pen

John Smith turned up to work on Monday. He sat down. He reached for his pen. It wasn’t there. He looked for it for a while before having a cup of tea. Refreshed, he had another look. Still no luck....

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Yikes 29.04.12 10:30pm
nickb
'Two out of four' children dont understand fractions 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:03pm
Underconstruction
Infantry leader re-tweets 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:00pm
Underconstruction
Comparison website apologises for advert "simply not annoying enough"

"We feel like we have not only let the public down, but ourselves too, said a representative for Compare-U-Ware website today. We could not come up with a daft dog, racist meerkat, singing oaf or...

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Crippen 29.04.12 9:12pm
Crippen
Olympic Military Presence Causes False Starts Uproar

Athletes competing in this summer's London Olympics are reported to be up in arms (sic) at the prospect of a huge military presence at the Games. They fear that the firing of ground-to-air and...

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GKen 29.04.12 8:29pm
GKen
AA Gill snears at BB King 8
nickb 29.04.12 7:56pm
nickb