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Dale Farm compromise offers Basildon Council discounts on 'Lucky White Heather' 1
pinxit 3 years
Traffic Latest: Big Problems for Travellers in Basildon Area 1
Drylaw 3 years
Basildon reacts to UN ruling by imposing 'No-Fly-Tipping Zone' over Dale Farm 2
pinxit 3 years
World’s first emotional rollercoaster to be built at Alton Towers 6
nickb 3 years

What happens when you take the adrenalin produced by a high speed rollercoaster ride, and use it to fuel a fast-changing range of emotions like guilt, laughter, jealousy, disgust, sentimentality,...

Recession forcing record numbers of graffiti artists to go to the wall 1
grottymonty 3 years
Salsa chip industry latest victim of double dip recession 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Republicans Oppose Obama's Dinner Plans 15
TokyoTomato 3 years

Barack Obama today unveiled his plans for dinner this evening, outlining how he, his wife Michelle, and two children Sasha and Malia, would be eating a nutritionally balanced meal that would see the...

Strait jacket manufacturer calls for restraint 2
simonjmr 3 years
Life of tightrope walker hangs in the balance. 1
spoole2112 3 years

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See Saw sales up and down claims ELC 1
simonjmr 3 years

"This industry is all swings and roundabouts" said a senior economist at the Early Learning Centre. More soon...

Man forced to buy carrier bag reurns it to M&S with excuse "It's not really me" 1
ronseal 3 years
Lord Sugar to be promoted to Baron Splenda after diabetes diagnosis 0
nickb 3 years

Billionaire businessman Lord Sugar has made a triumph out of a potential medical tragedy. Diagnosed this week with diabetes at the same time as being awarded a Baronetcy, he promptly did a deal...

Penicillin tops list of most wanted things for the man who has everything 0
simonjmr 3 years
'We're not going anywhere' insist travellers. 5
Gerontius 3 years
"We're here" pleads Lib Dem conference 0
simonjmr 3 years

As Dale Farm evictions and Red Rum's trainer dying dominate the UK headlines. More soon...

Authorities employ rotavirus to instigate mass evacuation at Dale Farm 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Kindle users told 'Never judge a book by its 167 ppi digital interface'. 1
wallster 3 years
L'Oreal admit $2billion lost by rouge-trader. Leaves them in the red. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Spontaneous celebrations erupt as Justin Rose qualifies for Tour Championship 2
grottymonty 3 years

The cross of St George was much in evidence across the whole of the UK as Justin Rose qualified for the end of year Tour Championship in Atlanta. Bars stayed open through the night as millions of...

Faceless men to receive facelifts 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Harsh winter predicted as early migration of UK tramps to harder drinks observed 2
simonjmr 3 years
As Rugby World cup hots up UK employers braced for the Great British Fake Cough 0
simonjmr 3 years
Torres tipped for Man Utd's player of the season. 0
spoole2112 3 years

Following his breathtaking performance in Sunday's early season potential title decider at Old Trafford, new Stretford End poster boy Frenando Torres has been installed as favourite to carry off the...

Kate Winslet gong for 'Cringing Sincerity II' 0
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Crinkly-scone cutting blamed for worker's anal fixation 4
Dick Everyman 3 years

A pastry cook has been awarded £1.2m in damages after becoming anally fixated following years of cutting out crinkly scones. Mavis Pierce, aged 54 was sacked after more than 30 years of ‘loyal’...

9 year old accused of genocide after entire generation of Miis ‘disappear' 4
Ian Searle 3 years

Based on a true story. When 7 year old Lewis awoke this morning he discovered that all his beloved Miis had been ‘disappeared’, and erased from memory in a coup d’etat by his elder brother...

Davina McCall to cover Dale Farm evictions. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
NATO jets readied as UN imposes 'No-fly zone' over Basildon 1
pinxit 3 years
Doctors Separate Conjoined Twins. NHS Dispute splits Coalition 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Gaddafi "may be hiding in Dale Farm". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years