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Greek fascism blamed on Goldie Hawn 0
riesler 04.11.12 7:47am
Obama to lose terrorist vote

Terrorists across America have lambasted four years of broken promises from Barack Obama and have said that the President can no longer expect to carry the terror vote. 'He is just not the President...

Hooch 04.11.12 3:48am
MacShane in for a short drop

Disgraced MP Denis MacShane hit back yesterday at claims that he cynically fiddled expenses, citing several instances where his worthy claims had been 'misunderstood', and where had nobly foregone...

Squudge 04.11.12 12:02am
Curry chef impressed by girlfriend's pilau talk 4
Smart Alex 03.11.12 11:23pm
Iron Maiden treatment spearheads 'new' therapies on the NHS

In the face of rising costs, the Department of Health has unveiled new plans to augment modern therapies and equipment with those currently 'in long-term storage'. "It is a criminal waste of...

Squudge 03.11.12 10:37pm
Tom Selleck at a loss for November charity fundraising idea 0
Yikes 03.11.12 10:27pm
Denis MacShane applies for Chiltern Hundreds and Thousands 0
custard cream 03.11.12 10:22pm
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Squudge 03.11.12 10:20pm
Record auction price paid for tomato at Waitrose

Waitrose, Auctioneers & Valuers of Fine Produce, have announced that a record price has been fetched for a tomato at their Marlborough showrooms yesterday afternoon. The sale of the tomato, once...

Stan 03.11.12 9:36pm
Savile Row To Be Demolished 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 03.11.12 9:22pm
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Meat Loaf admits, 'Actually, I would do that' 0
Smart Alex 03.11.12 9:03pm
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Costa Coffee opens new 'in-your-kitchen' outlet

When Barry Hughes from Dunstable returned from holiday to his modest two bed terraced home, he didn't expect to see a Costa Coffee outlet established in his kitchen, but that is exactly what happened...

custard cream 03.11.12 7:35pm
Yogi Bear wins Yabba Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 0
custard cream 03.11.12 5:29pm
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Government warns of new threat from "Antimatter IRA"

Police and security forces in Northern Ireland have issued a stark warning about a new and potentially more deadly terrorist threat, as fears of a fresh campaign of paramilitary violence grow in the...

jamsieoconnor 03.11.12 5:24pm
Signal of recovery as rate of unemployement rate rising is going down 0
Dumbnews 03.11.12 4:54pm
Comet collapse leads to fire sale 2
custard cream 03.11.12 4:30pm
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Barack neck and neck with Mitt in silly name poll

With just a few days to go, the race to find America’s silliest name is now too close to call. ‘It is a vintage contest’ said American silly name analyst John Smith. ‘We haven’t seen the...

Yikes 03.11.12 4:27pm
Campaign to re-shout “NO PUBLIC SECTOR CUTS” underway

Shouters have joined forces to support Stuart Rodger, the man convicted and ordered to carry out 100 hours community service for shouting at PM David Cameron. The shouting community has been angered...

button 03.11.12 4:23pm
Minister decides to restart badger cull as they can fed on diseased ash fungus

"It's a double whammy," claimed DEFRA Minister Owen Patterson, "We can wipe out the badgers and restrict the spread of the diseased ash fungus."...

custard cream 03.11.12 3:52pm
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British Anartartic Survey merger abandoned as it would 'polarise science' 0
custard cream 03.11.12 3:46pm
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Years of media searching is over as witch finally blows her cover 0
charlies_hat 03.11.12 2:46pm
BBC bans all tribute shows and retrospectives "Just in case" 2
Nowherefast 03.11.12 1:50pm
Journalists accused of hacking seances to implicate dead actors 2
riesler 03.11.12 1:40pm
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Suspected North Wales paedophile to be outed as a Conservative 0
custard cream 03.11.12 1:38pm
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Bastard in the Black accused of using racially offensive language 1
Ironduke 03.11.12 12:56pm
Nick Clegg calls for 50 year cooling off period before eulogising dead celebs 0
Nowherefast 03.11.12 12:55pm
Cameron won’t buy ‘rent boy’ allegations...

David Cameron has reacted quickly to allegations that boys from Welsh care homes were abused by Tory politicians back in the 1970s. “Moral standards were different back then. It was thought...

Tripod 03.11.12 12:42pm
Senior Tory cannot be identified as “he is the victim of identity theft"

The senior conservative figure at the centre of rumours alleging he was part of a paedophile ring says he cannot be named as his identity has been stolen. “I was the victim of identity theft last...

nickb 03.11.12 12:32pm
US Spigot of the Year Award criticised

US bath accessories and overflow pipes reacted in anger at the awarding of the Spigot of the Year prize to a stainless steel mixer tap in Cincinnati, yesterday. “This award is an insult to all...

nickb 03.11.12 12:20pm
Tree that looks like a wind turbine could silence countryside moaners.

A tree that looks remarkably like a wind turbine could be the answer to objections from country dwellers who disapprove of the unnatural appearance of windfarms. The new species, which was discovered...

Boutros 03.11.12 12:18pm