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Alliteration Association Axed 6
Perks 3 years

The Alliteration Association of Aldershot have today announced they are to disband following a poor uptake in membership. The announcement shows the dwindling support for language based groups, as it...

Ello its me Blogs 0
Pinocchio 3 years

What a fucking xmas this has been ay matey?ay what ay matey ay?This place has gone right down hill aint it ay matey ay?Well stuff you ay matey?stuff you Im off,got better things to do than hang...

Family with 'children' in power supply drama. 7
writinginbsl 3 years

A family in Berkshire was in ‘social crisis’ yesterday as the electricity supply was unexpectedly cut off for a whole day.’ It was awful’, commented mother of three, Sophie Havlard’. ‘I...

Suicidal cult singer changes age Facebook to 27 in bid for legend status 0
ronseal 3 years
Arab League to use video technology in upcoming Syria vs Civilians clash 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Linesman later...

Mervyn King: "A banker's bonus should be for life, not just for Christmas." 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Wife of Standard and Poor Employee rejects downgrading of rating to AA+ 3
steve_l 3 years

Edward Farnham, ratings manager of the Standard and Poor ratings agency, today downgraded the rating of his wife from AAA to AA+. He blamed the Christmas festivities for building up large...

Nation weeps as 'feel good' show reunites Noel Edmonds with a career 4
3 years

Families across the country were deeply moved by a 'feel-good' seasonal show yesterday, that aimed to reunite long-lost acquaintances and make them cry and look really grateful. But no-one was ready...

Nike plans for Rosa Klebb style shoe dropped after violence in US stores. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg checks into battered wives shelter after stressful month in coalition. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Prince Philip 'making progress': treating foreigners like its late 20th Century. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Santa shoots dead 18 elves before turning toy gun on self. Christmas blamed. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Scientists prove that Father Christmas exists! 0
hardev 3 years

Following the experiments in September when physicists detected neutrinos travelling faster than light, a feat forbidden by Einstein's theory of special relativity researchers from SANTA (Science...

Prince Philip meets target to offend 95% of Papworth staff in under 4 hours. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Philip left on a trolley in corridor for 4 hours 'like all A&E admissions'. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Papworth dismiss claims that Prince Philip is a 'Bed Blocker'. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Shock as 90-year-old man suffers from illness common in very old people 5
Oxbridge 3 years
Home builder discovers breakthrough cooling material, toilet seat covers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Public braced for influx of Olympic Wallchart planners on Jan 1st ... 0
Kramaring 3 years

No more soon...

Tragic consequences as police destroy dolls handed in during voodoo doll amnesty 4
Smart Alex 3 years
VW turns off Blackberry emails out of hours 1
brian 3 years

Volkswagen has agreed to stop its Blackberry servers sending emails to some of its employees when they are off-shift. The carmaker confirmed it made the move earlier this year following complaints...

Samurais' living conditions exposed as 'sordid'. 1
writinginbsl 3 years
Kennel Club Scientists Discover Dog Particle at LHC 9
The All New Jeni B 3 years
Barry Hearn to spice up office jobs with entrance music and dancing girls 12
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Bedford-based logistics company is working with renowned sports promoter Barry Hearn, in an attempt to make their office jobs more popular with the addition of loud music, rowdy live audiences and...

Christmas spirit ruined by lack of amusingly shaped vegetables 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

The jollity associated with Christmas dinner has gone, so says a YouGov survey. And at the heart of the issue is the lack of rudely shaped vegetables. Not so long ago it was common place to see...

Travellers face Underground chaos as caravans get stuck in tunnels 3
Perks 3 years
Keen gardener buys cutting edge technology 0
Sinnick 3 years
Christmas day 2011 to be 'busiest day in history' for Internet 5
Perks 3 years

Retailers up and down the Internet are bracing themselves for a very busy Christmas Day as people look for another way to avoid any prolonged contact with loved ones. It is thought that in the modern...

Sainsburys deep mince pies ponder their own existence 12
3 years
Queen's Christmas Message a big hit in North Korea 1
Drylaw 3 years

Crowds of North Koreans have been gathering today in Pyongyang National Square to watch The Queen's BBC Christmas Message on massive televisions. In unprecedented scenes, wave upon wave of ordinary...