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Wandsworth Comes Top In Nickadvisor

Although Worwood Scrubs came top for catering and Parkhurst for its breathtaking views, Wandsworth prison gained the highest score overall. ***** from guest no. 4567856434 (travelling alone), "The...

Titus 29.11.13 7:41am
Taiwan catapults man through disputed zone in East China Sea

Taiwan has used a catapult to throw a man through disputed airspace over the East China Sea, increasing tensions in the region. Earlier this week China declared a new air defence zone over the...

Ralph Warner 29.11.13 2:31am
Ralph Warner
FOUND: Perfect samples of fossilised excrement

Cameron criticised for not burying speeches deep enough...

KateWritesStuff 28.11.13 10:30pm
Mortgage lending scheme scaled back now that MPs all have new houses. 0
deskpilot3 28.11.13 10:25pm
New Notional Gallery to house conceptual art

A new national Notional Gallery devoted to conceptual art is to open in a yet-to-be-decided venue by a person who might or might ot not exist. The Notional Gallery will house a diversity of...

nickb 28.11.13 8:26pm
Artist's silent odourless trump was 'conceptual fart' 0
pere floza 28.11.13 8:04pm
pere floza
Justin Bieber may be the ‘missing link’

The recent unearthing of an indigenous daubing outside a hotel in Queensland, has caused anthropologists to hypothesize that the pint-sized ‘musician’ is a long lost part of our evolutionary...

Wrenfoe 28.11.13 6:51pm
Paddy Berzinski
Nigella Express re-published as Cooking with Speed 0
Ref Minor 28.11.13 6:40pm
Ref Minor
Posh Plod Posted to Downing Street

In order to minimise the possibility of any future communication issues or unfortunate misunderstandings between government ministers or other riffraff shuffling in and out of No. 10 and the local ...

Titus 28.11.13 6:35pm
Npower sack 1600 after record price rises. Satire also made redundant.

Work done by sacked workers (including 560 from Stoke) to be outsourced to TATA consultancies*. Blokefromstoke announces retirement from humour as Npower chairman Paul Massara is clearly a comic...

blokefromstoke 28.11.13 5:09pm
New Nigella DVD relased - Baking Bad 0
custard cream 28.11.13 4:16pm
custard cream
In the confusion Tony Blair turned the NHS into a weapon of mass destruction 3
ronseal 28.11.13 4:14pm
custard cream
Boris Johnson calls for national system of Fagging

Provincial poor and disadvantaged to toast muffins and polish riding boots of their betters to qualify for benefits., Full text and the Latin for "massive tit" at 6...

blokefromstoke 28.11.13 3:41pm
Mr Weasley held for Quidditch fixing as Ron's owl says "you'll win t'draw, son

NEAT-O, no other excuse for it frankly - and it kept changing the final quote mark to an ampersand for some reason...

cinquecento 28.11.13 3:37pm
U-Crane Factory…...

….To export to UK?...

Jesse Bigg 28.11.13 3:25pm
Jesse Bigg
Owners of dating website accused of fixing matches

More obvious news soon...

Smart Alex 28.11.13 1:50pm
Football, basketball, hairdressers and fishermen all in favour of Net Migration. 0
Not Amused 28.11.13 1:06pm
Not Amused
Bernie Winters to replace Tony Hart in new series of "Vision On"

really obscure neato...

NewBiscuit 28.11.13 1:04pm
Independent Scotland would keep England, says Alex Salmond

The leader of the Scottish Nationalist Party, Alex Salmond, has pledged that along with Sterling and the Queen, an independent Scotland would keep England. Speaking at the launch of his party's...

nedge 28.11.13 12:06pm
'I thought she asked for a smack,' claims Saatchi

More soon. I imagine...

Oxbridge 28.11.13 11:39am
Cold turkey this winter, Lawson?

Neat-O (and doffs cap to cinquecento)...

Smart Alex 28.11.13 11:01am
Smart Alex
Latest Edward Snowden disclosure: "NORAD faked Santa-tracking information" 1
bonjonelson 28.11.13 10:40am
Manufacturers of woodworking tools may be forced to use plane packaging 0
Smart Alex 28.11.13 10:37am
Smart Alex
David Cameron suggests giving vote to poor was a mistake that he will repeal

Further to his idea to rectify the mistakes made by the previous Labour government in granting rights to immigrants from other EU countries, the PM has voiced the idea that granting voting rights to...

gregle 28.11.13 10:35am
North Uist To Split From South Uist After Hebrides Vote to Leave Scotland 3
Titus 28.11.13 10:13am
Psycadelic Squirrel
God facing action for charging 7 days' labour for 6 days' work

The Office of Fair Trading has promised to investigate complaints that God's claim to have made the world in seven days may be a case of false accounting. The project, which was completed some time...

James Pluside 28.11.13 10:13am
James Pluside
Nigella releases new recipe for hash browns 0
Oxbridge 28.11.13 10:01am
Payday lenders to cap kneecappings 0
jp1885 28.11.13 9:51am
Lib Dem manifesto could be sold in plain packaging by 2015 0
exigo 28.11.13 9:11am
Bryan May arrested over match fixing allegations.

No more. Edited from, Bryant, May, Swan and Vesta named among 6 arrested for match fixing., (hat tip to Pere)...

Not Amused 28.11.13 8:59am
Not Amused