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Dawkins' Easter message risks Schism in Atheism.

Traditional atheists have claimed that Richard Dawkins' Easter messages risks causing a schism in atheism. Dawks, the followers of Dawkins have denied this. Traditionalists blame Dawkins and his...

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Ian 06.04.12 10:11am
Ian
Olympic Fox Hunting row - "Over my dead body" says Fox 0
Drylaw 06.04.12 9:02am
Drylaw
Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" 0
quango 06.04.12 8:52am
quango
Google's 'augmented glasses' could bring artificial intelligence to idiots

Google's latest gadget, a pair of 'virtual reality' glasses that can identify objects in the real world, could help a cretin relate to the man in the street, according to experts. The glasses...

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06.04.12 8:34am
dvo4fun
Slimmer's World's calorie points system proves biblical statement.

The dieting company claims that the eating of hot cross buns and chocolate eggs proves Jesus died for our 'Sins'...

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alanthetortoise 06.04.12 8:10am
alanthetortoise
Ozone layer damage linked to excessive use of hair spray in 80s 1
Dumbnews 06.04.12 7:36am
Tomfinger
London crematorium prepares to turn furnace up to 11 2
button 06.04.12 7:07am
button
Travel agent to start asking about your next haircut

A travel agent in Reading has left customers confused by their new approach to customer services, killing the quiet moments by asking inane questions. ‘The Salon Method’ as it has become known...

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Perks 06.04.12 6:18am
Facebook to rename "Friends" to "Enemy of your Enemy" 0
Dumbnews 06.04.12 1:24am
Dumbnews
So, Met PC not being so PC says Met

more later Right, got my hat anyone seen my coat?...

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dvo4fun 05.04.12 11:39pm
dvo4fun
Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs 5
Smart Alex 05.04.12 10:05pm
RickH
Hoseasons re-branded Asons, offering holidays using water

whilst offering a unique break...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:47pm
Laughingstock
La Senza ban panti-hose for the summer

because we didn't think it was appropriate to have stock on display in case of a fine...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:39pm
Laughingstock
Hozelock immobilised until the Autumn...

according to a statement they issued today...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:37pm
Laughingstock
Replacement bus service in operation between stations 7 and 8 of the cross

churchgoers warned...

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button 05.04.12 8:58pm
button
Sky News man faces sacking, loses backing over kayaking hacking. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 05.04.12 8:38pm
button
Old woman gives money back

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...

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Yorkist 05.04.12 7:47pm
Yorkist
Author believes writer's block could ....eh....er....um....... 0
weematt 05.04.12 6:02pm
weematt
Tesco/NHS cancer checkout experiment hits problems

Tesco and the NHS are piloting a scheme that allows customers to check themselves for cancer at new 'Check Yourself Out' checkouts., Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said “The idea came from...

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weematt 05.04.12 5:29pm
weematt
Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election.......

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

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Jesse Bigg 05.04.12 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Does beauty pain give you the balls off?

Ooh, look at you there! You are [url=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41393000/jpg/_41393306_ap_coffin203.jpg]cryed on the outside[/url]. Whit woozers,...

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youbuyitnow 05.04.12 4:36pm
weematt
Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:55pm
thisisall1word
Samantha Brick in shock ugly makeover series 0
DiY 05.04.12 3:47pm
DiY
James Murdoch Announces He Is To Step Down From Next Two NewsCorp Positions

James Murdoch announced that he would be standing down from the chairmanship of BSkyB and also took the oppurtunity to announce he would also be standing down from whichever the next two positions he...

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thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:45pm
DiY
New EU Rule Reduces Capacity For Outrage By One Litre

The EU Council For The Perpetuation Of Regulations has announced a new rule reducing the capacity for outrage in the population of member states by one litre., "We have seen a lot of outrageous...

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Supremecourtjester 05.04.12 3:17pm
Supremecourtjester
Dail Mail digusted that immigrant Panda's costing UK tax payer £660k a year

"What's more they are trying for kids, that means more benefits and a greater burden of the UK tax payer" More soon...

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simonjmr 05.04.12 3:06pm
simonjmr
Minister warns proposed 'Cub benefit' could lead to surge in Panda population 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:49pm
Underconstruction
Leper colony starts fund-raiser for Samantha Brick

A Leper colony in Africa has put its money where its mouth was, and agreed to come to the aid of struggling 'beauty', Samantha Brick. Hounded by people with a basic grasp of manners, Brick is...

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05.04.12 2:48pm
cinquecento
Pandas failure to mate 'not a black and white issue' 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:32pm
Underconstruction
Bus driver placed on Sex Offenders Register for tossing off four schoolboys. 0
weematt 05.04.12 2:29pm
weematt