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Anti sex education campaigners claim porn teachers will cherry pick schools 0
Not Amused 09.06.13 12:19pm
Not Amused
Mr and Mrs Glock in incredibly polite divorce.

9mm of goodwill everywhere...

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Maverick 09.06.13 11:48am
Paddy Berzinski
Justice “Overrated”, Claims Justice Secretary

The Police are to be given a role in deciding whether or not a defendant receives legal aid support, under new proposals from Chris Grayling. Citing the need to cut the criminal Legal Aid budget the...

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Andrew Alexander 09.06.13 10:36am
Yikes
Spider Accused Of Using 'Threatening Behaviour' Towards Miss Muffet

The spider, which canot be named for legal reasons, denied threatening Miss Muffet in any way. "I did not attack her, touch her, threaten her or even speak to her" claimed the spider. "I merely sat...

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Titus 09.06.13 10:14am
Titus
Labour condemns MI5 for using information gathered from internet companies 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 09.06.13 9:35am
pere floza
Labour condemns MI5 for failing to gather evidence on Lee Rigby's killers 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 09.06.13 9:34am
pere floza
Budapest's Got Talent... 1
MADJEZ 09.06.13 9:32am
pere floza
Leak from Government think tank leaves Cabinet deep in thought. 0
weematt 09.06.13 9:19am
weematt
Philip and Nelson neck-and-neck in a two-hearse race. More soon. 4
Al OPecia 09.06.13 8:32am
raudus
Ofsted angry that attacked teacher only making satisfactory progress. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 09.06.13 7:49am
Wrenfoe
Man learns result of picking fight with irate glazier can be a pane in the arse 1
Smart Alex 09.06.13 7:47am
Wrenfoe
Broke porn star inundated with sperm donations 1
sydalg 09.06.13 7:38am
Wrenfoe
Gardeners question time - before contemplating the meaning of reality.

One of those late night efforts...

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sredni vashta 09.06.13 7:36am
Wrenfoe
"Badgers? We don' need no steenkin' badgers!" says Defra.

With apologies to Treasure of the Sierra Madre and Blazing Saddles...

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Maverick 09.06.13 4:53am
Maverick
New summer festival organized for men, "Sausage Fest" 0
Dumbnews 09.06.13 3:47am
Dumbnews
Pussy Riot invited to Tehran to do protest song gig.

Is that the alarm? Is it time to wake up?...

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Maverick 09.06.13 12:04am
Maverick
Ed Balls condemns pensioners for 'binge heating' 0
bonjonelson 08.06.13 10:23pm
bonjonelson
Prince Philip adamant "South African chappie mustn't steal my limelight". 0
Boutros 08.06.13 9:50pm
Boutros
Poor Reflection On Shop Safety After Mirror Kills Boy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-22827795...

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Titus 08.06.13 9:17pm
Titus
Mass mourning as father of the nation close to death. Nelson Mandela also ill. 0
custard cream 08.06.13 9:03pm
custard cream
Ben Elton's new musical - a tribute to Angelina Jolie 'Thanks for the mammaries' 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 08.06.13 7:13pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Shock as Prince Philip gatecrashes BBC News trailing hospital drip 0
sydalg 08.06.13 6:52pm
sydalg
Revolution WILL be televised - on Sky TV - in your nearest shitty pub

People who want to watch the next revolution with have to buy a subscription to Sky TV or stand in a shitty pub surrounded by twatty men in stupid replica Brown shirts...

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ronseal 08.06.13 5:14pm
Arthur
Microsoft pass Word off as a desktop publishing application

InDesign and Quark XPress to be passed off as secretarial tools soon ...

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Arthur 08.06.13 3:07pm
Arthur
Open prison resembling a Northern town street to be built to hold sex offenders. 1
Al OPecia 08.06.13 3:06pm
Arthur
Mary gets restraining order against stalking lamb

In the courts today, a girl identified only as Mary was granted an injunction against an ovine minor who cannot be named for legal reasons. "Everywhere I went, he was there, right behind me. He...

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sydalg 08.06.13 2:35pm
Arthur
Royal Family a source of Shale Gas

Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much 'bigger than first thought'. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic...

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Wrenfoe 08.06.13 2:06pm
sydalg
Star Wars fan devastated to discover saga riddled with scientific inaccuracies.

A lifelong Star Wars devotee has found his life in disarray after discovering that the blockbuster saga is riddled with scientific inaccuracies and implausibilities. Tony Mathews, 46, had been a...

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sredni vashta 08.06.13 1:01pm
sredni vashta
Prince Philip's expecting gaffe transplant

Doctor's are preparing for a pioneering gaffe transplant operation. "Prince Philip is a 91 year old upper class man who's had nothing to do for the last 70 odd years than unwittingly insult people;...

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apepper 08.06.13 11:57am
apepper
Lance Armstrong wins Sense of Entitlement award again

Glorious day today, hope you are all enjoying it...

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gaijintendo 08.06.13 11:05am
gaijintendo