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All doughnuts to sold with salad to encourage 'calorie offsetting' 4
writinginbsl 3 years
Disappointment as Berlusconi package fails to come up to expectations 2
Clarky 3 years
Sacked policeman just misses a landmark 1000'th emergency call cock up 4
charlies_hat 3 years
anti-capitals protest in london a success. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Eurozone conference delays decision "to fit in a few more dinners". 0
deskpilot3 3 years

even though everything is swimming in Greece...

Suspicions grow that Wayne Rooney can't count to six... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Cameron - "No bad blood towards the f**king backstabbing dead-to-me w**kers" 0
Perks 3 years
Dominos Pizza telephone operator sacked for mishandling orders 11
Perks 3 years

A telephone operator for Dominos Pizza has been sacked after it emerged he had not been recording orders correctly, if at all. Paul Bradley, who worked in the Bodmin branch of the global pizza...

Spanish rejoice at having one less retired British couple to cope with 9
GreenCross 3 years
Gaddafi to release Album. 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

Colonel Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi is to release a musical album following his recent death. The album, which will be entitled, [i]Don't you know right from wrong?[/i] is to be released...

Frazzled Mum amends Riot Act to include: 'No Bare Bottoms at The Table' clause 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Boys II Men celebrates 20 year anniversary with new album "Men II Codgers" 2
JohnA 3 years

well it made me laugh...

Stratford-upon-Avon 'invented by tourist industry' claim 0
roybland 3 years
Tory Right's viewing of Cameron corpse 'ghoulish' claim 0
roybland 3 years
Media coverage of Yeates murder 'not motivated by sales ' claim 0
roybland 3 years
Donald Trump Raises Concerns That Obama May Be A Woman 0
Textbook 3 years

"I haven't seen his penis. Have you?"...

Goblins lose $393m in 3rd quarter smash 'n' grab on Goldman Sachs - 2 49
GreenCross 3 years

Thieves have made away with an estimated $393m following an audacious 3rd quarter raid on the investment bank [s]Gringotts[/s] Goldman Sachs. The announcement brought uproar outside the global...

Gadaffi/Blair Strictly Come Dancing bid: new evidence revealed 7
nickb 3 years

Watchmaker George Daniels clocks off 0
Clarky 3 years
Early Pinter pause discovered 10
nickb 3 years

One of Harold Pinter’s earliest pauses has been found. The pause, probably dated 1959 was discovered at the British Library and is one of the earliest examples of the playwright’s trademark...

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Woman who bit off man’s testicles sentenced... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

to use a strong laxative and a colander...

Selfish Chronic Fatigue sufferers say fund raising efforts is "all about M.E." 0
thackaray 3 years
Eurocamp announces new St. Paul’s site in time for half term holiday 1
Gong of Fur 3 years

Eurocamp, the leading family camping holiday company, has announced the opening of their prestigious London City campsite just in time for the school half term holidays. In their brochure, Eurocamp...

Lemming rebels reopen debate over whether to walk blindly over a cliff 2
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

A group of lemmings last night rebelled against their party leadership and voted to start walking unthinkingly towards a vertical cliff face. Despite pleas from a number of senior lemmings, the...

Craic discovered in Dublin flood defences. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More later...

Poster for lost dog now also missing. 10
Worth 3 years
Referendum on Europe - The Final Countdown 0
GreenCross 3 years
EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about...

ICM Poll shows 70% of turkeys want a referendum on Christmas. More soon. 0
GreenCross 3 years