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Dictionary corner: Rolfing (vb). Deep and painful 'massage' technique. 0
sigmund 19.04.13 10:04am
sigmund
"Jump in the car and I'll show you my didgeridoo" 0
Phil the Greek 19.04.13 9:45am
Phil the Greek
South Korea Tells North Korean Leader "Not Now, Cato!" 0
Titus 19.04.13 8:27am
Titus
Impulsive dermatologist made rash diagnosis, court finds. 2
sigmund 19.04.13 8:24am
sigmund
Kim Jong Un and Michael McIntyre...never seen in the same room...uhm? 0
irreverendJ 19.04.13 8:17am
irreverendJ
RSPCA to interview Rolf about alleged kangeroo abuse 0
irreverendJ 19.04.13 8:14am
irreverendJ
Tie Me Teeny-Bop Down, Sport

Straight in at the Number One and Number Two slots...

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Landfill 19.04.13 8:11am
Landfill
Kim Jong-Un Only Stroppy 'Because He Was Not Invited To Thatcher Funeral' 0
Titus 19.04.13 8:07am
Titus
Latest Yewtree Arrest: Can You Guess Who It Is Yet? 2
Titus 19.04.13 7:48am
seymour totti
Rolf Harris asks Police, "Can you tell what I did yet"?

More soon - allegedly...

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seymour totti 19.04.13 7:47am
seymour totti
Teachers' Outrage As Gove Suggests That Pupils 'Should Actually Learn Something' 0
Titus 19.04.13 7:29am
Titus
No mass shooting today 3
Dumbnews 19.04.13 7:14am
Titus
!47,273,000 Arrested In US As Boston Police Seek "Man Wearing Baseball Cap" 0
Titus 19.04.13 7:08am
Titus
Fertiliser explosion victims already interred......

Think about it....

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topfotogmw 19.04.13 6:19am
Squudge
Man hit by Nescafé lorry dies instantly. 5
sredni vashta 18.04.13 9:57pm
Lucy4
Wayne Rooney has hair transplant.

It just doesn't need any embellishment to be funny...

6
Al OPecia 18.04.13 9:18pm
sigmund
Cameron and Osborne unveil new 'life-skills' curriculum

Module 1. Human relationships: Managing staff, Module 2. Finance: Scraping through on £10,000 a week, Module 3. The opposite sex: Dealing with debs, Module 4. Choosing a school: Eton or Harrow...

1
Terry 18.04.13 8:29pm
Squudge
Stafford hospital welcomes "right to die" patients. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 18.04.13 8:22pm
Titus
Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11.

Norris Clatworthy had been saving his largest easter egg until last. But the excitement of opening it soon turned to shock when he found out that the cellophane and silver foil concealed an egg with...

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Boutros 18.04.13 8:21pm
Boutros
Man finds coffee that "tastes like mud" was only ground yesterday 6
Smart Alex 18.04.13 8:20pm
Titus
Man Bitten By Radioactive Wolf Dies. 0
sredni vashta 18.04.13 7:45pm
sredni vashta
Osborne "only crying because all his money was on Prince Philip" 0
sydalg 18.04.13 6:32pm
sydalg
Some body left in Aberdeen Police Van

"We only dispose of old tyres" says Garage AM Phillip., Nobody takes the blame...

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brd888 18.04.13 6:14pm
brd888
Newsbiscuit goes green....

So many recycled jokes here...

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brd888 18.04.13 6:07pm
brd888
"Will we be relegated?" say Wolverhampton Wonderers 0
Dick Everyman 18.04.13 4:42pm
Dick Everyman
Hoy retirement "unrealistic in the current climate", says IDS

The Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan-Smith has criticised the retirement of Olympian Sir Chris Hoy, saying that all members of team GB should aim to continue professional competition until at...

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Ablative Fabsolute 18.04.13 4:35pm
Squudge
Past sell by date coffee described by friends as a "has bean" 0
irreverendJ 18.04.13 4:14pm
irreverendJ
Hoy confirms retirement from recycling

binning it...

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virtuallywill 18.04.13 3:56pm
virtuallywill
Man hit by real coffee lorry just suffers slight brews 3
irreverendJ 18.04.13 3:52pm
Smart Alex
Scientist describes his attempt to cross insect with mammal as bit of a bugbear 0
Smart Alex 18.04.13 3:46pm
Smart Alex