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1st Battalion Lord Vader Regiment welcomes new recruits 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Lord Vader confirmed today that more Jedi Knights have left the rebel alliance and sworn allegiance to the Emperor, having become disillusioned with the alliance’s liberal attitudes towards...

Tobacco firms told that packs may no longer contain cigarettes... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Dissident Anglicans leave Church of England... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

to set up even smaller church...

Humpty Dumpty was just about to say that's how I roll 0
markmypaper 3 years
Gaddafi attacks prioritising "high Scrabble score cities". More swn. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Mel Gibson back in trouble again as he misreads court order and strikes a pleb 0
markmypaper 3 years
Mark Thatcher dropped into Libya to lead UK SAS infiltration teams. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Phil Collins announces his retirement by fax. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
As dire times hit Man.Utd Sir Alex asks Wayne Rooney to pull one out of the bag 0
markmypaper 3 years .... DON'T ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Music industry mogul asks Phil Collins: how can I just let you walk away? 0
fun and games 3 years
New Generation of Intelligent Assembly Robots Outsources Work to Chinese 1
Q William Bacon 3 years
Norfolk and Luxembourg under threat as US charity funds contraception for uglies 3
andhrimnir 3 years
Under new tobacco laws the Navy must choose a new nick name 1
simonjmr 3 years

As the Senior Service will no longer be allowed. More soon...

Confusion as Tussaud's waxwork of Gaddafi is more realistic looking than him 1
Moggsy 3 years
Sweets banned from sweet shops 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Sweet displays in sweet shops are to be banned in England as part of a package to reduce childhood obesity. Children as young as five have been known to choose to spend their pocket money by simply...

Tobacco displays banned from shops 5
nilbymouse 3 years

Camels banned from zoos., Marlborough renamed "Swindon South"., Lucky Strikes banned from ten-pin bowling alleys., Embassy No 1 rebadged as Chief Ambassador. Riesler banned from Newsbiscuit?...

Ripper fails in freedom challenge after inadvertently butchering Court of Appeal 0
someone else 3 years
Seven geezers arrested in Iceland bank probe 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rentokill to back no fly zone over Libya 0
virtuallywill 3 years
FIAT launches car powered by olive oil 1
Dumbnews 3 years
John Lewis becomes 20% better at selling stuff you can buy cheaper elsewhere 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Claim that credit card fraud is at a ten-year low ‘highly suspicious’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
The One Show's Matt Baker has previous 0
simonjmr 3 years

After Matt Baker's last second questioning of David Cameron with "How do you sleep?", a BBC enquiry has uncovered that Matt Baker has previous. The BBC believe that in 1989 it was Mr Baker who...

Prince William to visit scenes of Australia's national disasters 0
simonjmr 3 years

Prince William will visit Adelaide Oval, Melbourne and Sydney cricket grounds, where distraught Aussies will remember the devastation that they witnessed. More soon...

Kate Middleton tosses a pancake... 2
be reasonable 3 years

Off you go, lads...

Facebook to introduce "Pizza" button. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"While we have had no reports of anyone starving to death while using Facebook,", a spokeswoman said, "we are going to be proactive for once. If anyone complains online of feeling hungry, any friend...

Prince William to visit disaster zones 0
riesler 3 years

off to see Uncle Andy and Auntie Fergie then...

Gadaffi laughs off UN 'No Flymo' plan. 'We live in a desert !' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Prince to open Chain of 'Princely Pleasures' Massage Parlours 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

After scouring the world on taxpayers money to find the best masseurs a Prince said he was going to open a chain of parlours that would give 'royal massages' fit for 'a Prince or King!'. He said...