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All Other News To Stop While FA Search For England Manager

Following the resignation of Fabio Capello all other news will take a hiatus according to experts. The wars in the middle east will take a break, President Obama has canceled all public appearances...

Hooch 09.02.12 12:52pm
Labour Party chiefs enlist FA to engineer Miliband’s resignation 0
Midfield Diamond 09.02.12 12:33pm
Midfield Diamond
Liverpool dad threatens son with, "Do you want some smack? Erm I mean 'a smack'" 0
Smart Alex 09.02.12 11:46am
Smart Alex
Wanted – Experienced football manager for untenable position

Are you a football manager with extensive experience at the highest level? Are you looking for a part time job paying millions? Will you happily accept being undermined by your employer while keeping...

Vertically Challenged Giant 10.02.12 8:24am
Surge in Underwear Sales on EBay

Popular unwanted tat auction site EBay today reported an unprecedented surge in items of ladies lingerie for sale this week. Thousands of unwanted basques, teddies and exotic corsetry are going...

LizzyG 13.02.12 1:25pm
Major Clanger
New opening for manager to be filled using bung

as opposed to the gap in defence being filled by a stopper...

Midfield Diamond 09.02.12 11:23am
Midfield Diamond
Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity…’ appearance

Soon-to-be-released terrorist suspect Abu Qatada has been advised by his new PR agent Max Clifford to start appearing on as many celebrity shows as he can in an attempt to improve his poor public...

ianslat 10.02.12 8:25am
Gay Labour MP Chris Bryant compliments Ken Livingstone on being a useless cunt 3
Sinnick 10.02.12 12:47pm
Alan Hansen shocked by 'Not Guilty' verdict: "Redknapp's defence was appalling.&


Al McHogan 09.02.12 10:58am
Midfield Diamond
Redknapp to be offered England job "Provided he takes English lessons", says FA. 2
Al McHogan 09.02.12 11:02am
Midfield Diamond
Pianist With No Hands Astonishes Audience At Debut Performance

Reg Rutters was a simple sheet metal cutter from Kent with no grand aspirations, simply content to earn his pay and enjoy his leisure time. But after a tragic accident left him with no hands,...

Textbook 09.02.12 5:34pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
NHS could offer new treatment to fight obesity

Prominent surgeon, Charles Hyphen-Smythe, has come up with a cheaper, faster, and less invasive alternative to stomach stapling. This new procedure, known as mouth stapling, can be performed in just...

Smart Alex 10.02.12 11:45am
The 2012 Mountain Dews Reviewed

It was a rough year for Pepsi, who sullied an otherwise impeccable reputation with the 2011 release Mountain Dew which was possessed of overeager battery acid tones and was generally reminiscent of...

Textbook 09.02.12 11:38am
Cameron comments on Capello 'resignation'. Oh hang on... he really did, you say?

More bollocks soon...

dvo4fun 09.02.12 10:03am
Redknapp appointed England Manager after friendlies arranged in Monaco and BVI

More tax haven friendlies soon...

grottymonty 09.02.12 10:02am
Christian Leaders Call For Bible To Be Banned

Christian leaders around the globe are calling for schools and libraries to ban the Bible amongst increasing concern over offensive content and promotion of non-Christian values. Passages asserting...

Textbook 10.02.12 8:20am
Rosie the Dog to stand in as England manager till May 0
Drylaw 09.02.12 9:55am
Girl on the platform supports proposed law against stalking 0
pere floza 09.02.12 8:39am
pere floza
As spotlight falls on new suspect Redknapp's dog receives summons 1
ronseal 09.02.12 12:03pm
Trevor Philips is appointed as Manager of England football team.

Trevor Philips is appointed as Manager of England football team...

Ian 09.02.12 6:32am
Facebook implements new privacy setting, "My gender only" 0
Dumbnews 09.02.12 5:41am
Escaped female goats arrive on island and set up nanny state 3
Nick McCarr 10.02.12 8:30am
America's got talent features man using slow computer without swearing 0
Dumbnews 09.02.12 2:36am
Ice-fall woman, 90, accused of ‘diving’ by off-duty football ref.

The Football Association has granted pensioner Edith Perkins the right of appeal against a straight red card shown her by off-duty football referee Ron Withenshaw. The incident occurred during a...

malgor 13.02.12 1:01pm
Major Clanger
Police seek ukelele player over train station rapes

More to come when I have the energy...

hughesroland 09.02.12 12:13am
CERN staff prove you can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter 0
hughesroland 08.02.12 11:55pm
Shearer Surprised By Capello Resignation, Ending To Sixth Sense, Own Reflection 4
thisisall1word 09.02.12 10:33am
Fabio Capello Speaks To Italian Media

To criticise his own resignation...

mr blue 08.02.12 11:35pm
mr blue
New social network just submits your profile to every other social network 0
Dumbnews 08.02.12 11:04pm
Store robber threatens owner with a negative online review 0
Dumbnews 08.02.12 11:01pm