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Arsene Wenger thrown out of local Film Club after latest "Sorry, I didnt see it" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Famous deaf bloke offers a posthumous 'pardon?' 0
ronseal 3 years

Relatives of Beethoven have offered a posthumous 'pardon?' to reporters, who asked how he was. The composer, who was famously polite and tolerant, would have been mortified that he appeared to ignore...

FC Tokyo vs Newcastle United friendly planned 16
Screenie 3 years

Japan to be placed on Toon Army alert...

Horses Flogged to death for a bet 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

2 horses were forced to run to death for a bet. Supporters defended it saying it was 'socially useful' that 'The government gets money out of it' and 'the horses know the risk they are taking. Next...

Blackpool rocks 11
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Optimistic rodent says "gopher it!" 2
be reasonable 3 years

Hat-tip to psycadelic squirrel...

Scientist refuses to quit over expenditure on robotic voice technology 1
Screenie 3 years

There is widespread anger after a government leak tells of forty million pounds of tax payers money that has been invested in creating robotic voice technology for household appliances. When...

Police admit new speed rules were devised by a man 10%+9 over drink-drive limit 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
African leaders heading for Tripoli advised not to fly there 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lawyers warn victims that ‘NoW' apology goes nowhere near covering their fees 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Iceland BOGOF deal ‘unacceptable’ say UK and Netherlands 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sophistication of Newry bomb marks worrying development in urbane terrorism 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Archeologists mention elephant in pub beer garden 1
roybland 3 years
General Synod to accept 'Life of Brian' version as most accurate 1
Steve Wilson 3 years

In what has been seen as the most profound U-turn in Christian thinking in months the General Synod of the Church of England have finally conceded that the Monty Python version of the gospel story is...

Colin Montgomerie denies Ryder Cup victory obsession 0
antharrison 3 years

Colin Montgomerie, captain of Europe's Ryder Cup team, has denied accusations that he is obsessed with his victory and slips-in Ryder Cup and golfing references into casual conversation at every...

Facebook shares green data centre technology 0
Screenie 3 years

'We just used heat proof paint' says Mark Zuckerberg...

Microsoft promises to match Facebook's power savings 0
Screenie 3 years

Facebook's facility in Prineville, Oregon, is said to use 38% less power than existing centres, Microsoft have pledged to do their best to match this. 'We are going to make savings by stopping CPUs...

Government watchdog calls for clampdown on 'dangerous rhymes' 0
Screenie 3 years

A government inquest into children's nursery rhymes claims to have uncovered some shocking truths, suggesting that the rhymes are 'dangerous, misleading, inaccurate and often deadly' as well as...

Quantity surveyor called in to estimate amount of wood thrown by woodchuck 1
Nick McCarr 3 years

Philosopher to first determine whether woodchuck is capable of propelling such timber...

Optimistic horse says "Yay" 2
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

More soon?...

Dave and Sam Cam promise to keep in touch with holiday friend they met in Spain 0
ronseal 3 years

David and Samantha Cameron have completed the next phase of Operation EasyVote, by making some friends in a mock British pub in Malaga, and promising to keep in touch with them when they get home.,...

Libyans agree only to clash on slow news days 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
UK turns cold shoulder on Iceland repayment offer 0
Screenie 3 years

A representative of the UK treasury said 'Offering the affected customers a year's supply of oven chips is all very well, but surely they could throw in some ice-cream and maybe a bag of corned beef...

Many families spotted flying to Europe for Easter break 0
roybland 3 years
Stan Collymore tipped to present Channel 5's own version of Lambing Live... 1
dominic_mcg 3 years

They just can't think of a title. More soon...

Miliband urges thorough probe into News of the World hacking scandal 0
Basil_B 3 years

by urging investigating authorities to tap the phones of suspects...

Daily Mail offers incentive to improve readership. 0
OldThingy 3 years

Dangling a carrot for readers is the way the Mail today enticed readers to buy their paper with the gift of a packet of carrot seeds. This offer was emblazoned across the front page. Some papers had...

Clergy accused of name-calling 0
OldThingy 3 years

Criticism was launched at the Clergy today when it was realised that churches across the country have been holding ceremonies specially arranged for name-calling. Vicars and churchmen have been...

Speed limits to allow a margin of ((S/0.9)+9[or 6])-S in F(44/37) areas 2
beau-jolly 3 years

84.09% of Police forces have adopted a policy penalising speed limits exceeding a range from 42.334mph in a 30mph zone to 86.78mph on the motorway. However for 15.91% of forces the limits will remain...

BBC are keen for O'Reilly to fill Dando's shoes 1
Steve Wilson 3 years

In an attempt to illustrate there is no hard feeling about loosing in court to ageist claimant Miriam O'Reilly the BBC have offered the ex Country File presenter a place on the next series of...