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Director Of New Thatcher Film, Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool...

Christmas present wrapping clerk quits: "fed up with all the red tape" 0
Mr Target 3 years

and the paperwork...

New risk from fish pedicures 5
Major Clanger 3 years

Health experts today issued new warnings about the risks involved with fish pedicures. Garra Rufa fish have become an attraction at a number of salons throughout the country, where they are used to...

"Chugger Aid" pledges to protect financially challenged charity collectors 0
antharrison 3 years

With the UK in the depths of an unprecedented economic recession it is easy to forget the plight of the thousands of “Chuggers” who are unable to maintain a glamorous lifestyle. Although keeping...

Alan Bleasdale pens ‘gritty southern drama’ about public sector strikes 13
ianslat 3 years

Screenwriter Alan Bleasdale, famous for his gritty Northern dramas, has announced that he has started work on a new project highlighting the plight of public sector workers in yesterday’s strike....

European finance ministers agree Osborne bail-out plan 4
antharrison 3 years

37,000 feet above Switzerland. No parachute...

Sarkozy backs German ties but draws the line at Lederhosen. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Reich Marshal Goebbels acquitted at retrial. "Evidence somehow gone missing" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

Less believable stuff later...

Thousands of public sectors workers get back to normal by phoning in sick 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
'Striking' teachers mostly plain or downright ugly... 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

according to eye-witnesses...

Shakespeare lost use of both hands suggests new 'no-holds bard' biography 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Lynne White trial collapse review delay pending outcome of Clarkson referral 0
medici2471 3 years
Unison calls for more public sector unemployment in motor related industry 0
medici2471 3 years
'Only Connect' costume department very stretched. 4
Griffin 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson - What Would Dennis Have Said? 0
Cymraeg 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson's recent comments about the way to deal with the public sector unions (It's the only language they understand, guv'nor) made me think of the wonderful Dear Bill letters that used to...

People watching Clarkson on TV angered by Clarkson-like behaviour. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Cold sufferers ditch tissues for 'willfully complex' Dyson Noseblade 13
3 years

As the winter cold season takes hold, congested consumers are embracing a 'breakthrough' from Dyson, which makes affordable decongestants seem primitively simple. Harnessing the power of twin...

Sky Sports News mourns the death of, the death of, Gary Speed 1
ironbridgeboy 3 years

The story that refused to hang itself? No more soon please. Too Cryptic? There must be a sub about the press's overaction? It's not like he was Diana "Gary Speed was Diana questions Daily Mail?"...

Burglary case adjourned while judge examines WMD claims 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Doncaster man in court on multiple charges of burglary has had his case adjourned for at least 18 months. This is while the judge looks in to claims that he was acting on ‘credible evidence’...

NORAD tracks Clarkson instead of Santa to make him easier for strikers to find. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Clarkson ‘ironically’ disembowelled 0
Zadok the second 3 years

Family favourite Jeremy Clarkson has had his intestines removed in a joke evisceration. The Top Gear presenter, who is well known for making crass and insensitive remarks, was invited to make good on...

"Sports Personality of the Year" cancelled as shortlisted entrants are boring. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"When we thought about it" a spokesman explained, "we realised that none of them actually have a personality. They can run, jump, and kick balls about, but that's all. A few can use phrases such as...

Santa announces closure of North Pole workshop 7
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

St ‘Santa’ Nicholas, who trades as Father Christmas Plc, is planning to close his North Pole operation and cull four reindeer, blaming poor economic conditions and the impact of the eurozone...

John Terry denies racism claims; 'Chalky can see the funny side'. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon 'nick nick'...

Critics say announcement of 5,000 new jobs at Starbucks ‘is just so much froth’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alastair Campbell offers to help Leveson write his report 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Revenge execution of singer Kelly Clarkson "Due to unfortunate clerical error" 0
Drylaw 3 years
New Health and Safety Lottery axed as ticket 'may give papercut' 0
Perks 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson to be taken outside and struck. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Police on high alert for attractive female sexual predator 2
Dumbnews 3 years