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Sun says sowwy to Woy

M-m-m-more s-s-s-soon...

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Ian Searle 02.05.12 7:12pm
Ian Searle
Spy in bag: coroner in camera 0
cinquecento 02.05.12 5:06pm
cinquecento
FA calls on press to report Roy Hodgson without cant or rancour 0
Mandy Lifeboat 02.05.12 5:02pm
Mandy Lifeboat
MI6 admit to teething troubles with their new "Bag For Life" 0
seymour totti 02.05.12 5:00pm
seymour totti
News International "A bunch of complete rankers" say British public. 0
andhrimnir 02.05.12 4:49pm
andhrimnir
Hodgson appointment sparks Rooney, Richards, Rio team-talk fears

Never mind Terry, Gerrard, Barry and post-match interviews with Gary Linekar and Harry Redknapp...

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pitflaps 02.05.12 3:55pm
beau-jolly
Greek transplant hospital to make extra cash by selling heart-and-lung donners 1
Sinnick 02.05.12 3:50pm
Sinnick
Whelk stall owners shun approach from Murdoch 0
nickb 02.05.12 3:49pm
nickb
Lord Coe celebrates as Typhoo finally arrives at Olympic Offices

"With all the Olympiccy work we've been doing we deserve a cuppa" said Lord Coe this morning as the Olympic Tea Urn arrived. "I was right spitting feathers, I was" went on the former Tory MP and...

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simonjmr 02.05.12 2:07pm
simonjmr
News International Inquirey finds Cameron unfit to run country 0
Ian Searle 02.05.12 11:43am
Ian Searle
Queen on killing spree after one too many "brought the weather with you" comment

Royal Protection Officers stood helplessly by, unsure what to do, as the Monarch slaughtered loyal supporters including the elderly and infirm. Only Prince Phillip made any attempt to stop her...

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Ian Searle 02.05.12 11:25am
Ian Searle
Foxes Live to be renamed Foxes Die Quite Often. 0
woodymellor 02.05.12 10:31am
woodymellor
BBC under fire following Snog, Marry, Avoid ‘Terminal Illness Special’

The BBC is again facing criticism following last night’s broadcast of a special edition of popular show ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ dedicated to transforming the image of young people with less than...

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kimllfixit 02.05.12 10:21am
kimllfixit
Got Milk? UK sex industry seeks new advertising slogan.

Over recent years, the UK sex industry has seen a sharp decline in the number of men using its personal services. This is mainly put down to the tougher financial conditions along with easy access...

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wallster 02.05.12 10:13am
wallster
Passengers Landing At Heathrow To Be Bussed To Newcastle.....

.For speedy processing...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 9:53am
bonjonelson
Re-Enactment Of Noah's Ark Voyage To Take Place.....

.Only in north UK. "Chuffing rain, I'm going rusty!"...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 9:38am
Tomfinger
MPs not fit to run a major country, finds Murdoch 0
cinquecento 02.05.12 9:35am
cinquecento
Levenson, "Murdoch not fit to lick piss off Nettles" 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.05.12 9:33am
Scronnyglonkle
MI6 inquest verdict to be delivered 'in sacculo'

.., .., .., Caecilius est in horto...

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cinquecento 02.05.12 9:32am
cinquecento
Taliban tribute band mark Bin Laden anniversary by playing "Under the Sea" 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.05.12 9:11am
Scronnyglonkle
A year on American still awaits REAL good excuse from Pakistan over Bin Laden. 0
MADJEZ 02.05.12 8:57am
MADJEZ
Murdoch the perfect man to run a company report Sun, Times & Sky.

More unbiased news soon...

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MADJEZ 02.05.12 8:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
"No More Fancy Dinners And Loose Talk With Celebrities For Me," Says Cameron....

.."I'm off to t'pub...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 8:49am
Jesse Bigg
Public find a group of MPs unfit to run the country

As the Leveson inquiry continues, a shock announcement finds that a group of 650 MPs are unfit to run a modern country...

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Captainzep 02.05.12 8:46am
Captainzep
Olympic Cycle Teams, Racing Round Central London......

.Winner to be on a "Last Man Standing" basis...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 7:55am
Jesse Bigg
Nazi waiter "was only following hors d'oeuvres" 9
bonjonelson 02.05.12 7:30am
Thor
Redknapp failed to secure England job due to lack of IT skills. 0
wallster 02.05.12 7:13am
wallster
Tory MP's Favourite Colour..........

.NI whitewash. A chummy colour, eh?...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 7:10am
Jesse Bigg
Post-Graduate Studies Results Show Yogi Now Smarter Than Upper Quartile Of Bears 0
Textbook 02.05.12 12:03am
Textbook
Budget airline passenger stunned by offer of upgrade "to pilot" 10
nickb 01.05.12 11:47pm
RickH