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Allowing Workers Sleep Costs UK Economy £560bn

Business think tank HYPNOS has revealed the true cost of allowing workers to avoid work through sleeping every night, by as much as 2,800 hours every year per worker., Many such workers are public...

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thisisall1word 09.04.12 3:32pm
writinginbsl
London Mayoral Contest to be Settled by Darts Match

In a last ditch bid to end expletive-filled encounters that have characterised the hustings, London mayoral candidates agree to drop the acrimony in an attempt to target the bull. With three weeks...

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ImmuneSystem 09.04.12 3:22pm
ImmuneSystem
Pope uses Easter message to come out of closet

The Pope has added a personal touch to his traditional Easter message; "We need a world of love and it seems appropriate to mention I'm gay - I've been in a loving relationship with a Muslim cleric I...

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apepper 09.04.12 2:56pm
apepper
Economist with penis trapped in blow-up doll blames it on uncontrolled inflation 0
weematt 09.04.12 2:45pm
weematt
Calls to ban the cruel trade in tiger bread. 0
MADJEZ 09.04.12 1:40pm
MADJEZ
Camilla Parker-Knoll receives Grand Cross for services to comfy chairs. 2
dominic_mcg 09.04.12 12:57pm
dvo4fun
Edna Everage made Dame Grand Cross Dresser. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.04.12 12:44pm
Al OPecia
hosepipe

Hosepipe Protesters May Face Water Cannon Threatens Minister!...

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paulo 09.04.12 12:15pm
paulo
Jewish grandma wins Open.

hat tip to Michael Rosen, who is not on this site...

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nickb 09.04.12 11:14am
nickb
Arsenal FC To Take Over The 'Blue Bottom' Dance Rights.....

.For the rest of the seasonmaybe. (Liked the little shuffle at the end)...

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Jesse Bigg 09.04.12 10:53am
Jesse Bigg
Christian who wore pious look at work loses appeal

A nightclub bouncer who was told by his employer to stop wearing a pious look at work, has lost his appeal for wrongful dismissal. Peter 'Knuckles' Lobb, a doorman and bouncer at the Seven Deadly...

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roybland 09.04.12 10:01am
roybland
Pope beatifies CSL after "Sofa delivered by Easter" miracle

His Holiness Pope Benedict has announced the beatification of sofa company CSL after a new three piece suite and matching coffee table was delivered to the Vatican on Easter Saturday, almost 12 hours...

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antharrison 09.04.12 9:20am
antharrison
Garden cheat hid hose in sock drawer. 0
weematt 09.04.12 9:12am
weematt
Ex PM Gordon Brown sells at Dundee Car Boot Sale for £1.50

Former Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, was sold at a Dundee Car Boot Sale on Sunday for a knock down price of £1.50. Vendors Eric and Maureen Anderson who were manning their stall at the Errol...

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Stan 09.04.12 9:09am
rickwestwell
Camilla's damn cross 0
Sinnick 09.04.12 8:51am
Sinnick
Withdrawn iPhone magnifying glass app was "useless at burning ants" 2
Haywood Manley 09.04.12 8:24am
dvo4fun
Plain women react to glamorous Daily Mail journalist's revelations

A campaigning web site has been created as social networks reacted to the news that a glamorous woman journalist was getting all sorts of tax free perks due to her self confessed stunning looks. The...

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weematt 09.04.12 8:09am
weematt
Richard 'Donkey' Dawkins denies name has any link to penis size

Richard 'Dick' Dawkins was said to be 'as mad as hell' with rumours that his nickname 'Donkey' had anything to do with animal related thansport as related in the bible. A source also denied that it...

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Imaginary Monster or am I 09.04.12 7:50am
arthurminnit
Bubba's victory celebrated in prisons worldwide 0
Yikes 09.04.12 1:02am
Yikes
Jesus loses the traditional Easter Monday marble juggling contest

Comes third in the stone rolling, unplaced in cheese rolling and forth in big snorkelling, More soon...

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simonjmr 09.04.12 12:09am
FlashArry
‘Bit of a c***’ permitted to remain in UK

In a controversial judgement, the Supreme Court has ruled that under the Human Rights Act a man universally regarded as a bit of a c*** cannot be extradited from the UK. The man, known only as Mr...

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Gong of Fur 08.04.12 11:55pm
FlashArry
Road to Damascus revelation "caused by boy with laser pointer" 0
Yikes 08.04.12 11:42pm
Yikes
North Korea's firework display to be best ever, says Kim Jong-Un. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.04.12 9:22pm
dominic_mcg
Local man spends all weekend trying to install USB device drivers 3
Dumbnews 08.04.12 5:00pm
Scroat
Oxford in surprise third place in boat race

Beaten by Wolverhampton poly...

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apepper 08.04.12 4:58pm
Scroat
Samsonite's clumsy detective cracks case

More to follow...

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apepper 08.04.12 1:16pm
apepper
Iceberg claims it was only protesting about elitism on the Titanic. 0
Ian Searle 08.04.12 12:59pm
Ian Searle
Nation grinds to a halt as Home Office website blocked on bank holiday weekend.

More well-timed disruption soon...

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MADJEZ 08.04.12 12:43pm
MADJEZ
Nice eggs, shame about the boat race 0
Nails UK 08.04.12 11:08am
Nails UK
MI5, MI6 and M62 new targets for Anonymous "High volume of traffic" attacks 0
Nails UK 08.04.12 10:30am
Nails UK