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Putin denies that pictures of him hunting and fishing topless is gay propaganda

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Vulcanised Rubber 19.01.14 1:26pm
Vulcanised Rubber
'Innocent Face' comes out of hiding

With the death of notoriously guilt-free yet stunningly litigious Lord McAlpine, the emoticon formally known as 'the smug one' has emerged from exile. Although Sally Bercow, Alan Davies and the BBC...

Wrenfoe 19.01.14 11:51am
Cocker Spaniel Condemns "Dog Whistle Politics"

Walkies at 1...

blokefromstoke 19.01.14 10:33am
'Not guilty means never having to say you're sorry' says Lib Dem Peer‏

While accusations of sexual harassment still persist, Baron Rennard of Wavertree has sensibly opted for the 'Ryan O'Neal defense' rather than sticking a big sign on his head saying 'I love civil...

Wrenfoe 19.01.14 10:22am
UKIP Councillor blames floods on gay marriage

In further developments; astrologers blames lost keys on position of Saturn...

apepper 19.01.14 10:22am
Christ The Redeemer seen sucking thumb- theologists more smug than usual. 0
needabettergig 19.01.14 9:16am
ITV happy they'll get damages refund after he's dead. 3
MADJEZ 19.01.14 12:58am
Teachers grade Gove book flop: F for effort

Waterstones have today announced that pre-orders for the hotly anticipated manual, [i]Teaching: Everything I know,[/i] have been spiraling into negative figures. The instruction manual, penned by...

KateWritesStuff 19.01.14 12:23am
Kevin the Swan
Young Antarctic explorer "would have preferred Thorpe Park " for birthday treat 0
Bigglesworth 18.01.14 11:52pm
UKIP Sued for Intellectual Property Theft by Two Ronnie's Scriptwriter

Homosexuality related extreme weather policy stole from 70's Urals, Trossachs and golden shower jokes, claims BBC. More soon...

John Roughty 18.01.14 11:48pm
Kevin the Swan
Environment Agency to issue 'Splash' guidebook

The Environment Agency and a committee representing leading property insurance providers have responded to the recent crisis by producing a booklet explaining where not to buy a house. A government...

Squudge 18.01.14 11:44pm
Kevin the Swan
Mass redundancies announced among libel lawyers. Industry decimated. 1
MADJEZ 18.01.14 10:48pm
Gay "Marriage" Responsible For England's Ashes Defeat

Well, it seems to have caused every other recent disaster...

Titus 18.01.14 10:42pm
Southern Shandy Awarded Protected Status

There was delight on the streets of Reading, Maidenhead, Gillingham and London today as the region celebrated Southern Shandy being awarded protected food name status in the latest EU announcements.,...

james_doc 18.01.14 9:57pm
Jesse Bigg
Nigel Farrage seen banging head against lampost in Henley.

Word of the lord plus sports and weather at 1...

blokefromstoke 18.01.14 9:47pm
Arizona teenager single-handedly unicycles to the South Pole

“I just like penguins, especially when they fall over and get up again” said the teenager, who unicycled from Phoenix, Arizona. I don’t know if my mom and dad will be proud of me cos sadly they...

farmer giles 18.01.14 9:22pm
farmer giles
Captain "Buster" Jargon RN admits bumping subs with gay abandon ........

. following flooding caused by a grand easement in two blocked loop holes. Not much more soon...

BewsNiscuit 18.01.14 8:50pm
Google unveils smart contact lenses to combat obesity.

Google has proudly claimed that it is testing a "smart contact lens" that will help the morbidly obese to lose weight. The lens contains a microchip which projects the image of a curly, ginger pube...

dominic_mcg 18.01.14 8:06pm
Increase in flooding in last decade "correlates to rise of UKIP" say scientists 0
Ref Minor 18.01.14 8:05pm
Ref Minor
Gay wedding showers to blame for floods 0
Bigglesworth 18.01.14 7:30pm
'Floods to blame' for gay marriage 0
needabettergig 18.01.14 7:23pm
Gay marriage to blame for UK's Eurovision ranking

UKIP Councillor David Silvester has spoken out about David Cameron's legalisation of gay marriage, attributing it to Bonnie Tyler's unfavourable placing as 19th at last year's Eurovision Song Contest...

David K 18.01.14 6:21pm
David K
UKIP councillor says something uncontroversial 0
Plot126 18.01.14 5:28pm
McAlpine joins the cherubic choir. 1
Ref Minor 18.01.14 4:24pm
Sepp Blatter tipped to replace Bernie Eccleston in F1 shake up 0
Scronnyglonkle 18.01.14 3:39pm
Man blames 'Lynx effect' for self-fellatio injury

A 38-year-old Kent man is recovering in hospital today after dislocating his spine in an incident which he claims was caused by the 'Lynx effect'. The man, known only as Peter, was rushed to...

Robopop 18.01.14 1:38pm
McAlpine fakes own death to trick people into tweeting.

More legal fees soon...

MADJEZ 18.01.14 1:16pm
Creepy Colleague Hanging Around Reception, Probably Waiting to Talk to You

Despite being past 5.30pm, leaving time for employees of Hartman & Felix Insurance Brokers of Holbeach, Lincolnshire, a socially incompetent member of staff is loitering in the foyer, possibly...

Teenwolf 18.01.14 12:58pm
Government sacks police and saves money getting mystery writers to solve crime 0
Ian Searle 18.01.14 11:53am
Ian Searle
Twitter literally explodes due to massive trend of the word 'paedo'

Much much more soon...

MADJEZ 18.01.14 11:23am