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After Wayne Rooney scored the goal of his life and the season Saturday was 0
3 years

heartbroken not to be awarded a grammy...

Eric Pickles promotes his idea of Very Big Society. More weighty issues soon... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Cameron to sell Big Society on UK streets 2
simonjmr 3 years

David Cameron hopes to employ an army of Big Society advocates with the passion and conviction to promote his big idea. These advocates will be drawn from within local communities and will be the...

2 charged over the Newbury horse racing tragedy. 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Tom Hanks to address Big Society inaugural meeting. 0
be reasonable 3 years
Cameron not going to leave your doorstep until you take a Big Society pamphlet 1
jackc5755 3 years

YOU should probably just take that pamphlet or David Cameron may never leave your doorstep, it emerged today. Batting away criticisms that you were “Not interested in that sort of thing” and...

Our 'job' is a piece of absolute piss, admit actors 3
Oxbridge 3 years
Man attempting clay eating record shits a brick 0
gaijintendo 3 years
Lifestyle surveys to be graded on a scale of “Fascinating” to “Fucking Useless” 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

MORI and Gallup today announced that future surveys would be paid on the basis of “worth to mankind”. Consequently the Lifestyle sector went into apoplectic shock on a scale of Dissatisfied to...

Man charged with murder after 'all too accurate' St Valentine's Day 0
Mrblacker 3 years

West Mercia Police have confirmed that a 37 year old man has been charged with murder, after the body of a decapitated woman was discovered in Kidderminster. The woman, identified locally as Sally...

'Out-of-body experience' man charged with perjury. 'I got above myself' he says 0
pinxit 3 years
Windscreen Repair company crashes. 'I couldn't see it coming' says CEO 1
pinxit 3 years
Train firm forced into name change 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Virgin Trains have confirmed that as of March 1st, they will have started to re-brand their entire firm and fleet, following a High Court ruling. The company, founded by Sir Richard Branson and...

Teachers Responsible for Most of England’s Problems 20
LizzyG 3 years

A new report by Ofsted published this week suggests that teachers are actually responsible for most of England’s major social problems. At a time when more and more parents are abdicating...

Highways Agency to be billed by lorry firm that filled in M3 potholes.by mistake 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
M3 'will need resurfacing after tarmac spillage scraped off' - Highways Agency. 1
malgor 3 years
Swiss Bank apologises for Mubaraks delayed resignation 0
4ty2 3 years

but they just could not transfer the money any quicker to his Saudi bank account after attempts to buy the Sky and Man United had failed...

More one-armed bandits expected as RAF cut backs affect a quarter of all pilots 0
timyarby 3 years
Stephen Hawkings accepts BAFTA on behalf of Brian Cox 6
Sinnick 3 years

I would like to accept this award on behalf of Professor Brian Cox. Unfortunately, he could not make it because he is too busy jetsetting around the world, visiting Puerto Rico, Hawaii, the Canaries,...

Andre Rieu to cover The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up' at Royal Wedding 0
ruthless1 3 years

Prince Charles will perform the vocals, but has told us that he is "dissapointed that he was not allowed to sing his first choice, Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind'...

Cameron accidentally takes truth drug 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Visiting a top-secret military location today, David Cameron accidentally took a truth drug instead of a cup of tea., 'This secret military installation is under the new Olympic stadium,' he...

Fans ready to bid for Wayne Rooney's tears... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Selling players’ body fluids is not a new phenomenon”, insists George Gillette, head of Novel Marketing Opportunities at Gilhooly, Gilhooly and Sump, “and, as with so many other aspects of...

Big Society success as community choir takes control of meals on wheels service 2
Fin Robertson 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has hailed the success of his Big Society programme, citing the example of South Oxhley Community Choir, which has been appointed to provide local meals on wheels...

Mubarak to be UN "peace envoy" at UK derby matches 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Whatever the colour, allegiance, religious belief of UK football fans it will be my job to ensure that derby matches occur without incidence, and rival fans beating several shades out of each other....

Man goes into pub, doesn't do anything remotely odd 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Mubarak's Assets Frozen By The Swiss Government. No More Toblerone For Him Now. 3
Selma 3 years

Now Sharm El-Sheikh has gone down in history as a last 'resort', taking the accolade from Weston super Mare for the first time in 30 years. Oh no, sorry, wrong type of 'resort'. When told of this...

Groupon deies they ar a complete bunch of shits ,that will take another few 0
3 years
Jockey Club Upgrade Horseshoe Threat Level from 'Lucky' to 'Lethal' 2
pinxit 3 years

Neigh, neigh, thricetime neigh...

Valentine's Day - police called to stop fights at petrol stations 8
John Wiltshire 3 years
BAFTA wins BAFTA for Best BAFTA 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years