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Public sector CCTV wankers, child snatchers and bin snoopers could strike again! 0
ronseal 3 years
Dyslexic blamed after Office "Secret Satan" gifts are offensive and disgusting 3
simonjmr 3 years
BT Broadband support "have been on strike for the last 2 years" 0
apepper 3 years

BT has revealed why there is such a long wait for BT Broadband support; the staff have on strike in a dispute over how BT should be spelt...

Facebook accuses BBC of plagiarism 0
kga6 3 years
Spies now classified as critically endangered 0
kga6 3 years

I spy with my little eye certainly not a spy. For the past decade, spies have been rather too easy to identify and oust and the result has been a dramatic decrease in numbers in the wild....

Bankers threaten to work efficiently and effectively for a day. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
George Michael improving, say doctors. NME disagrees. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years
Man Declared Insane By Committee of Psychiatrists 1
Awkward Facts 3 years The man who ran amok and wreaked havoc on the economy of Britain (a large island in the North Sea) has been declared insane by psychiatric experts and...

Government taskforce issues statement to Unions: 1
charlies_hat 3 years

"If you strike again, we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"...

Government says 16 job centres out of 712 closed, both jobs are still available 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Parents concerned about rebellious teen who refuses to do anything rebellious 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Skate manufacturer releases budget model, "The Cheap Skate" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron visits Nicooraguararan embassy to clarify British Country’s position 1
Newsquelch 3 years

In the wake of the recent ‘Tramgate’ diplomatic crisis sparked by Emma West’s outburst on Croydon Tramlink, the Prime Minister has made an urgent visit to representatives of the insulted...

Dirty Mac brigade affected by Pubic Sector Strikes 0
simonjmr 3 years
New NHS report shows patients more likely to die when left in the car park. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
Highways Agency use soldiers to clear Marmite on M1 11
Laughingstock 3 years

after major spillage yeasterday...

Strikes latest: Theresa May worried no one will fail to check people's passports 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years
Strike latest: No problems at Gatwick, queues still "exceptionally long" 1
virtuallywill 3 years

more longer later...

GP struck off for writing legible prescriptions. 0
seymour totti 3 years

[s]Monsoon[/s], [s]Sore Moon[/s], More Soon...

Match Factory workers reticent about nationwide Strike 0
simonjmr 3 years
"Only You" expected to be No1 this weekend after Flying Pickets resurgence 0
simonjmr 3 years
Nose injuries increase due to growth in picket lines. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Alistair Campbell calls British press ‘putrid’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

British press suddenly understand what ‘hypocrisy’ means...

C of E hoping to recruit new members with "Porn" Bible 0
simonjmr 3 years

The Church of England today has announced that they will closely watch the success of the recently launched "Manga" Bible, if that fails to recruit more converts from their target demographic market...

BBC launches "Jurassic Come Dancing". 0
seymour totti 3 years

As part of the BBC's drive to save money, the Light Entertainment and Natural History departments have been merged. The first new show from this combined unit came last week with the debut episode of...

Obese people 'most likely to feel pain' of UK's belt-tightening measures 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

“Speedos are for privacy” underwater paparazzo advises at enquiry. 0
nickb 3 years

"Speedophiles ruined a perfectly good business," enquiry hears. Swimmers' apparel brand Speedos received an unexpected endorsement from a former specialist celebrity photographer at the Leveson...

Steve's job's gone! 0
spoole2112 3 years

My imminent redundancy has just been officially announced on the companys's intranet siteafter seventeen wonderful years I leave this evening...

Brass bands and ballet give hope as strikes rock teaching communities 0
ianslat 3 years

Striking teachers have been joining brass bands in their thousands as the hardships start to bite in teaching communities across the country as a result of today’s strike. ‘We’re all up...

Students dazed and confused as maths and economics teachers strike over pensions 1
charlies_hat 3 years