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IKEA on alert after Iranians launch monkey into space. 0
bonjonelson 28.01.13 6:19pm
bonjonelson
Prince Charles urges Queen to "go Dutch". More soon. 0
Gaz 28.01.13 6:08pm
Gaz
North Korea "sends fried monkey into space". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.01.13 5:45pm
Al OPecia
Gordon’s Second-hand Monkey Faeces Emporium issues profit warning

With Britain’s high streets in terminal decline, there are fears that another ‘household name’ is facing financial trouble. With 2,684 outlets across some 35 towns, Gordon’s Second-hand...

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28.01.13 4:47pm
Paddy Berzinski
Channel Tunnel to be equipped with giant aquarium

Following criticism that there’s nothing for passengers to do during the 35 minute crossing between Folkestone and Calais, Eurotunnel are installing a giant aquarium along each side of the Channel...

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Midfield Diamond 28.01.13 4:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Abou Zeid: "I never thought Drynuary would be so hard"

It's been a real busy month for me, I've just been in Algeria in a business trip and can't wait to just kick back amongst my 7 wives and just crack open a cold one. But no, because for the past 28...

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quango 28.01.13 3:48pm
quango
Pickled onion banned from driving 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 28.01.13 3:47pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Scots Bid to Join 'Axis of Evil' instead of United Kingdom is Turned Down ...

by Al Qaeda on grounds of "Unacceptable addiction to violence and the uncompromising fundamentalist fanaticism of the Wee Free Kirk"...

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Titus 28.01.13 3:36pm
Titus
Flooding risk as Channel Tunnel company promise to 'smash the glass ceiling' 0
One Line Only 28.01.13 3:03pm
One Line Only
Bruce Wayne in tax dodge scandal…

It appears that the “one rule of them and another rule for others” is very much alive as it was revealed by the Gotham Gazette last week. Reporter Vicky Vale said “Year after year, some...

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hardev 28.01.13 2:44pm
hardev
“Meat eaters can be vegetarians too”, says Veggie Society...

“Eating meat and being vegetarian should not be mutually exclusive”, said Sally Barnes, on behalf of the Vegetarian Society. “Let’s not get hung up on arbitrary distinctions. We want more...

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Tripod 28.01.13 1:45pm
Tripod
Iran sends monkey into space.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xFa2Fef_doc/S9ImbtHWawI/AAAAAAAAAOU/1vkti9guUZs/s1600/ayatollah_monkey03.jpg...

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MADJEZ 28.01.13 1:39pm
MADJEZ
'Don't make it too easy for us,' satirists tell Tesco

After a pop-up advertisement for Tesco's pet insurance inadvertently appeared on the satirical news website NewsBiscuit, regular contributors have criticised the mid-market horsemeat purveyor chain...

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Oxbridge 28.01.13 1:09pm
Tripod
Mrs Gump finally discovers handy guide printed in lid of chocolate box 0
Smart Alex 28.01.13 12:57pm
Smart Alex
Pulled 'til I write a sub for for it 0
Nowherefast 28.01.13 10:44am
Nowherefast
Ariel Sharon shows traces of brain activity, doctors to retest Boris Johnson

no more later...

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gregle 28.01.13 10:33am
gregle
Andrex's 'clean bum' advertising campaign licks opposition 2
Dick Everyman 28.01.13 10:21am
Dick Everyman
“Scotland joining Axis of Evil”, says Alex Salmond...

“The United Kingdom isn’t the only game in town”, insists Alex Salmond, Scotland’s first minister, bullishly. “We’re raising our sights. Having proved ourselves to be self-sufficient in...

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Tripod 28.01.13 9:10am
AReader
HS2 Campaigners suggest compromise route

[i]Left alert idea - just need someone clever (pinxit?) to provide a map with a route between Birmingham Leeds and Manchester that goes all over the North of England in squiggly (ie non straight)...

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Stan 28.01.13 8:45am
Stan
Linda McCartney Sausages found to contain 29% of Heather Mills 6
Nowherefast 28.01.13 8:32am
Yikes
David Attenborough's Wife Gives Birth To Gibbon

The world of entertainment was stunned last night at the news that the wife of iconic naturalist and broadcaster David Attenborough has given birth to a 7lb 5oz Sumatran Gibbon in The Chelsea And...

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Jonny Shlep 28.01.13 7:05am
Jonny Shlep
French troops take TimbukOne, next stop ................... 0
Maverick 28.01.13 12:50am
Maverick
Linda and Heather found to contain 100% McCartney sausage

h/t nowherefast...

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medici2471 28.01.13 12:04am
medici2471
Cumberbatch to plug Wikileaks in new movie

A headline for the new movie that will star Eggs Benedict Cucumber Patch/...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 27.01.13 11:10pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
The nation honours 'prescient Paul' for the lovely weather

In a shock announcement today, a previously unknown scientist is a surprise late addition to the New Year's Honours list, receiving an OBE for services to the nation. Paul Montgomery, 31, from...

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Squudge 27.01.13 10:05pm
sponge finger
Nick Clegg to go Dutch in new popularity bid

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg will make all future Coalition pronouncements in Dutch in a bid to improve his party's image. Clegg's mother is Dutch and he has a fluent grasp of the language. Lib...

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roybland 27.01.13 9:33pm
Titus
Big girl with owie booboo on his toe fluffs tennis

more soon. . Reporter in Residence on Humanitarian Issues is away...

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Squudge 27.01.13 8:56pm
Squudge
UK citizenship test to include technical design for Chunnel bung 0
Squudge 27.01.13 8:32pm
Squudge
Eurostar ban will just drive them underground 2
One Line Only 27.01.13 8:31pm
Squudge
Sherbert factory feeling pressure of the Double Dip recession. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 27.01.13 8:19pm
dominic_mcg