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Greece bribed its way to top of corruption table

So claimed fellow contenders Bulgaria and Italy. In a shock final result, it would seem a last minute bung of German finance swung the result for the Greeks, and now cries of foul, are falling on...

Erlang 05.12.12 11:42am
Osborne mini-budget defies science by taking blood from a stone. 0
Gaz 05.12.12 11:36am
Will's shock @ pregnancy news "... aren't all Princesses sick after breakfast?" 5
dvo4fun 05.12.12 10:02am
Midfield Diamond
Gay men unimpressed with fracking

Gay men have declared fracking to be ‘a bit meh’, and have chosen not to include it in their lexicon of naughty experimental sex. ‘Me and my boyfriend giggled all the way to the hardware store...

DustyBinLaden 05.12.12 7:55am
Nation celebrates at news that future King's penis functions properly. 2
05.12.12 7:26am
Kate pregnancy due to ‘goal keeping error’

The much followed Windsor / Middleton fixture has finally ended in a 1-0 home victory after what commentators are calling a sloppy goalkeeping error. After an extended warm-up, the match officially...

Yikes 05.12.12 4:26am
Pretty Woman devotee admits huge disillusionment wth Rochdale prostitution scene

Pretty Woman devotee admits massive disillusionment with Rochdale prostitution scene An ardent fan of the 1980’s movie Pretty Woman has today admitted that her life as a ‘sex worker’ has so...

Gary Stanton 04.12.12 11:33pm
Geosocial app improves social intercourse

Hot on the successful heels of Grindr the geosocial networking application geared towards gay, bisexual, and bi-curious men, a new app, Grandr has now been designed especially for straight, desperate...

Dick Everyman 04.12.12 11:16pm
Dick Everyman
Vatican confirms Pope's tweets are 'infallible' 1
custard cream 04.12.12 10:57pm
Newspaper publishers have issues 1
Mandy Lifeboat 04.12.12 10:56pm
Angel of the North statue stolen by scrap metal thieves 0
custard cream 04.12.12 10:05pm
custard cream
Windows 7 factory shutdown attempt results in "Please Wait. 1 of 3..." 0
brownpaperreporter 04.12.12 9:29pm
Change to succession rules latest - Abu Qatada "surprised but delighted". 0
Al OPecia 04.12.12 8:50pm
Al OPecia
‘Offset murders’ offer solution to climate change

A psychopathic think-tank has suggested a solution to man-made global warming could be just around the corner, if people murder other people to offset their own carbon emissions. With so many of the...

04.12.12 8:38pm
Fossil raindrops project confirms first hose pipe ban began 25,000 years ago 0
custard cream 04.12.12 7:57pm
custard cream
Bishops Lead Opposition in Lords to Succession Bill 0
reforse 04.12.12 6:47pm
Turkey gets patriot missiles in bid to survive Christmas. 0
MADJEZ 04.12.12 6:33pm
Global shock as pregnant woman gets morning sickness. More soon. 0
04.12.12 6:12pm
Leveson announces: "...Is this on?" 2
hewstonew 04.12.12 6:07pm
Sun devotes centre page to 'How would Pippas arse look if she were pregnant too' 0
MADJEZ 04.12.12 6:05pm
Emergency CofE Synod blocks government reform of royal succession rules

'After all, we're not hypocrites,' says Archbishop...

pinxit 04.12.12 5:38pm
Insurance company turns down claim because city was built on rock and roll 0
Ian Searle 04.12.12 5:26pm
Ian Searle
District Council turns down Israeli planning application for 3000 new homes

East Jerusalem District Council bosses today turned down an outline planning application for 3000 new 'executive family homes' to be built on former farming land on the West Bank. Rejecting the...

Mandy Lifeboat 04.12.12 4:06pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Demba Ba contract release triggered by custard cream

Newcastle stalwart Demba Ba has revealed that a clause in his contract will allow him to leave Newcastle if anyone offers him a custard cream...

grottymonty 04.12.12 3:57pm
George Osborne has a perfectly blank face claims Danny Alexander

Danny Alexander has unveiled today that George Osborne has a perfectly blank face and that he and other governmental aides have to paint on his expressions. "Oh we do have a laugh somedays", said...

simonjmr 04.12.12 3:47pm
Scottish wildcats claim immigrant Panda's have stolen jobs 0
simonjmr 04.12.12 3:43pm
Kate may have contracted hyperemesis gravidarum on a recent visit to Hogwarts 0
medici2471 04.12.12 3:25pm
Soldier 'working from home' kills three neighbours 7
Scroat 04.12.12 3:04pm
Munich couple claim Bristol's German xmas market 'the best ever'

After a tourist visit to Bristol's German xmas market, Munich couple Hans and Gerta Schmidt have claimed that its the "best ever". "We were surprised and enthralled that a city like Bristol could...

simonjmr 04.12.12 3:03pm
'No other news except Royal Baby' confirm BBC

The BBC has recently confirmed that the announcement of the long-overdue pregnancy of Kate Middleton has ensured that there there will be no other news [i]"for the next week or so"[/i]. Recent...

WatcherMark 04.12.12 2:18pm