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Aboriginal remains to be repatriated, subject to game of cricket every two years 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
High-speed white elephants hailed as environmentally-friendly HS2 option 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Badly Drawn Boy Sues Artist 2
3 years

"a four year old could have done better", said Damon Gough, 42...

Red-Tape Manufacturers Seek Judicial Revue of Government's Policy 0
3 years

against red tape. More help pleease...

Westminster Village Idiot scheme announced in Parliament 0
Des and Stan 3 years

After initial setbacks with its election pledge to reintroduce Village Idiots, followed by the roll out of a parallel Urban Idiot initiative, the Coalition finally expects to achieve success in...

English Heritage to list the glass ceiling 1
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

English Heritage has announced that it has decided to list the glass ceiling, the transparent but rigid structure that blocked access for women to the nation’s boardrooms and corridors of power for...

Upset Victories Mark Middle-East Qualifying Rounds 0
Q William Bacon 3 years

National title contests have resulted in surprise upsets in Tunisia, Egypt, Oman, Jordan, and Bahrain. Previously unknown teams have finally merged to take on the long-established national teams. ...

Philip "just not up to" whacking Duke of York. 13
rikkor 3 years

The Duke of Edinburgh's office announced today that his advanced age and precarious health precluded him from hatching a plan to put a stop to the international embarrassment known as the Duke of...

1st Battalion Lord Vader Regiment welcomes new recruits 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Lord Vader confirmed today that more Jedi Knights have left the rebel alliance and sworn allegiance to the Emperor, having become disillusioned with the alliance’s liberal attitudes towards...

Tobacco firms told that packs may no longer contain cigarettes... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Dissident Anglicans leave Church of England... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

to set up even smaller church...

Humpty Dumpty was just about to say that's how I roll 0
markmypaper 3 years
Gaddafi attacks prioritising "high Scrabble score cities". More swn. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Mel Gibson back in trouble again as he misreads court order and strikes a pleb 0
markmypaper 3 years
Mark Thatcher dropped into Libya to lead UK SAS infiltration teams. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Phil Collins announces his retirement by fax. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
As dire times hit Man.Utd Sir Alex asks Wayne Rooney to pull one out of the bag 0
markmypaper 3 years .... DON'T ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Music industry mogul asks Phil Collins: how can I just let you walk away? 0
fun and games 3 years
New Generation of Intelligent Assembly Robots Outsources Work to Chinese 1
Q William Bacon 3 years
Norfolk and Luxembourg under threat as US charity funds contraception for uglies 3
andhrimnir 3 years
Under new tobacco laws the Navy must choose a new nick name 1
simonjmr 3 years

As the Senior Service will no longer be allowed. More soon...

Confusion as Tussaud's waxwork of Gaddafi is more realistic looking than him 1
Moggsy 3 years
Sweets banned from sweet shops 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Sweet displays in sweet shops are to be banned in England as part of a package to reduce childhood obesity. Children as young as five have been known to choose to spend their pocket money by simply...

Tobacco displays banned from shops 5
nilbymouse 3 years

Camels banned from zoos., Marlborough renamed "Swindon South"., Lucky Strikes banned from ten-pin bowling alleys., Embassy No 1 rebadged as Chief Ambassador. Riesler banned from Newsbiscuit?...

Ripper fails in freedom challenge after inadvertently butchering Court of Appeal 0
someone else 3 years
Seven geezers arrested in Iceland bank probe 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rentokill to back no fly zone over Libya 0
virtuallywill 3 years
FIAT launches car powered by olive oil 1
Dumbnews 3 years
John Lewis becomes 20% better at selling stuff you can buy cheaper elsewhere 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years