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Commutable warzone draws excellent turnout from European airforces 4
Ironduke 3 years

Multilingual translation: So, lets get this straight- they've now got no air defence, no airfields, and no aircraft. And if we whizz over to have a pop, we can be back for tea and sandwiches / cafe...

Guardian sacking of poof-reader declared 'un-awful' 0
be reasonable 3 years

by Industrious turbine-hall., Hat-tip to original poster...

Colonel's Union spokesmen Mustard and Sanders: 'Gadaffi Expelled' 1
Ironduke 3 years
Still no sign of an air strike on the London School of Economics - sadly 5
ronseal 3 years
Confusion as Brits hunt Gaddaffi, while US forces seek bloke called Gadhafi 0
ronseal 3 years

The evil mastermind known as The Colonel has eluded the Strike Force by adopting several entirely different forms. The Americans are seeking a god damn commie towel head terrorist, while the British...

'Top ten' extended to 'Top dozen' 0
Ironduke 3 years

after Des and Stan make 12 subs this month. Website converted to dodecahedron to accomodate 12 front pages, and statues comissioned to adorn twin pedestals...

Libyan no-fly zone plans delayed by lack of catchy operational name. 7
bonjonelson 3 years

Western governments have been locked in debate at the UN for over 36 hours trying to come to a consensus over the naming of any possible future no-fly zone in Libya. Delegates are aware that the...

People who say 'on a daily basis' to be waterboarded on a daily basis 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something 'on a daily basis' or 'on a regular basis' or on an anything else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they...

ICANN approve new ".cats" domain 1
Andrew 3 years

ICANN, the American internet authority, today authorised the use of a new ".cats" top-level domain name for websites dealing in predominantly feline content, particularly photographs of cats....

Tony '5 times a night man' says Wife 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Tony would declare war five times a night said his wife and then wake up as if nothing had happened...

Bullingdon Club trash Libyan restaurant. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Implement no pie zone...

Nuclear panic subsiding rapidly, experts announced this morning. 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"Take the Daily Mail", one said. "Two days ago, it was at panic level 5, using phrases like "poison cloud". Yesterday, it had been downgraded to level four with phrases like "radioactive plume". It's...

Gaddaffi latest: only George Galloway's support can sink him now 0
ronseal 3 years
BBC pronunciation unit "close to meltdown" over pronunciation of "Fukushima" 0
Skylarking 3 years

More Soon (with streess on the OO sound)...

Cameron admits he made a mistake, he thought they said attack a Library 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Cash strapped UK to throw 'Tomahawks' at Libya 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Realising the defence budget is at full stretch rather than tomahawk missiles costing £1 million each the UK will adopt a more cost effective method of throwing tomahawks that have been sourced...

Healthy Tourists to be banned from UK 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In a crackdown the Government are to ban healthy tourists to the uk to spare the feelings of indigenous overweight computer gaming tv watching population. "Its an unnecessary moral burden for the UK...

Cameron Borrows Circus Stilts..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

To try and keep up with big boys France and the U.S. re Libya...

‘University Challenge’ to charge contestants £9,000 each 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spitfire celebrates 75th anniversary with return to front-line service 1
Ironduke 3 years

and flight deck being fitted to HMS Victory...

US leads attacks on Liberia 1
Sinnick 3 years
Fake Libyan revolution staged to return ex-pats within financial year 5
Ironduke 3 years

Smiling to the camera and waving to a horde of fawning foreign ministers, Colonel Gadaffi exclusively revealed that the Libyan revolution had been staged in collaboration with a coalition of Western...

Celtic and Rangers defend central role in fight to bring Glaswegians closer 5
OllieP 3 years

The Chief Executives of Celtic and Rangers have today joined forces to downplay the media backlash in the wake of controversial scenes at the Old Firm derby last weekend saying nothing promotes unity...

Libya's outdated airforce to face RAF Torndados.... (designed in the 60s). 1
MADJEZ 3 years
.xxx domaine launch 2
riesler 3 years

Internet watchdog finally accepts that there is porn on there. "Really? is there? Well who'd have thought it!"...

Beau Geste remake 'Je serai de retour' hits French cinemas 1
Ironduke 3 years

Hero of the French Foreign Legion returns to the desert for one final job...

Retarded schoolkid held back for being behind 0
OldThingy 3 years

Out to lunchback later....

Thought for the Day -Nuclear Crisis 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Its important not to be an over reactor...

Fee-Fo-Fum Giants enforce no Fi zone. 0
malgor 3 years
Athlete enters nose to run in 2012 Olympics 0
OldThingy 3 years

He’s hoping he doesn’t blow it in training...