Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Gaddafi asks Strauss-Khan for his lawyer's phone number. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Winslet to be added to Insurance Companies Force Majeur clauses 0
simonjmr 3 years
Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's big kick-off. Following the demise of long-term Egypt manager Hosni Mubarak and Zine El Abidine...

98.7% of people use 96.9% of information downloaded to their smartphones: Survey 0
Griffin 3 years
Proposal for maximum wage could see exodus of bankers. Nation overjoyed. 0
martin2381 3 years
Kate Winslet saves man from sinking ship. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Dramatic footage has emerged of actress Kate Winslet saving a man from a sinking ship in the North Atlantic. The star of ‘Enigma’ and ‘Iris’ showed cavalier disregard for her own safety...

Arsenal want to sign Hazard, but Barton prefers QPR 0
martin2381 3 years
Looters to help Jackie Smith move house before leaving prison. More soon. 0
martin2381 3 years

The story is at if you want to read it...

Futurist writers predict Sally Bercow could become self aware at some point. 2
Corrigan 3 years
Scientists claim orange coloured, citrus tasting, fizzy ocean is just a fantasy 4
Ian Searle 3 years

I'll get me coat....

Pontin's Holiday Camp to join the Russel Group 0
JimmyA 3 years

It has been announced today that due to the oversubscription to university places this year, Pontin's Holiday Camp at Ainsdale is to be granted University Status. It will offer degrees, like many...

More record exam results prompt new 'A Supernova' grade. 1
Corrigan 3 years
Have A Go Hero Thwarts Dalek In Bungled Post Office Raid In Peckham 0
Duff 3 years

The Metropolitan Police are hunting for a Dalek in connection with a bungled raid that took place on a post office in Peckham earlier today. The failed robbery happened in broad daylight on the busy...

Prisons can't cope with influx of contraband due to UK riots inmates 1
simonjmr 3 years

The already fragile micro-economic trade systems within the UK prisons has been put under increasing strain with the introduction of over 1,000 riot inmates in recent weeks. The delicate system of...

Lovefilm considering imposing fines on Gadaffi after he fails to return 10 DVDs 0
simonjmr 3 years
Channel 5's ill advised introduction of a Bengal Tiger to CBB house ends in orgy 0
simonjmr 3 years

Channel 5 last night were frantically trying to avert a public relations disaster, after the inclusion of a 488lb Bengal Tiger ending in the vicous mauling of Sally Bercow, the rape of the tiger suit...

East Coast USA devastated 0
greg various 3 years

by shock wave of 'Did the earth move for you?' "jokes"...

Gaddafi Sighted in Sainsburys 0
Drylaw 3 years

In the turmoil that is war-torn Libya, the search is on for fugitive dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Rebel forces scour Tripoli, breaking into houses and hotels and stopping cars and lorries fleeing the...

Cameron Admits, "I'm Posh, My Constituents Are Posh, I Live In A Posh Part Of.. 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

London. But with the aid of binoculars, I can see ordinary people at the end of my street."...

BREAKING NEWS: Gaddafi promises 'Cake or Death'... 0
LostLad 3 years
Arab League In Disarray..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Due to the disappearance of their star goalkeeper, Gaddafi...

Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday 5
Deimos 3 years

A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair...

Gaddafi appoints Comical Ali as Press Spokesman. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Al Qaeda claim responsibility for U.S. earthquake 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

More nonsense later...

Still "too early" to start making jokes about the murder of Julius Caesar 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
The end probably is nigh, admit scientists working on laser uranium enrichment. 0
Corrigan 3 years

General Electric and Hitachi have confirmed they will set out plans to use laser uranium enrichment technology to quickly and efficiently produce enriched Uranium 235 fuel. The only drawback is that...

Angry public set to sue Richard Branson over ‘distressing mental images’ 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Over a thousand people are launching legal proceedings against billionaire Richard Branson after he was quoted in a news story describing himself running naked. The lawsuits are aimed at claiming...

Many trampled in rush to sign Hillsborough petition 1
roybland 3 years
Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities 4
Des Custard 3 years

Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by...

Man killed by pepper spray was assaulted. 2
writinginbsl 3 years