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Cameron Admits He's A Fake Tan Phoney....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Trying hard to hide his impetigo...

Billie Piper's pregnancy written into play: The Lena Zavaroni story. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Grayson Perry delighted at new succession rules "All bases covered". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Number of paces royal wives walk behind their husbands slashed from ten to eight 1
allmyownstunts 3 years
Louis Walsh takes charge of new X-Factor contestant category "Benefit Cheats". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Sarkozy 'trampled' at European summit 4
Scroat 3 years

French President Nicolas Sarkozy was airlifted to hospital yesterday after being found sticking to the shoe of Prime Minister David Cameron. “One minute he was there when we had the photo shoot,...

Royal Succession chaos caused by Prince Harry/Abu Hamza same sex union 0
apepper 3 years

The revised Royal succession rules have been thrown into chaos by Prince Harry's controversial decision to enter a same sex union with Islamic militant Abu Hamza. Prince Harry is currently third in...

Cornish pensioner walks out of bingo in ‘lateral protest’ against Stratford play 5
Clarky 3 years

A Truro pensioner stormed out of a bingo club in protest against the explicit scenes of sex and violence in the controversial Marat/Sade play. ‘Why go to the bother of travelling all the way to...

New film reveals all Stephen Fry's works written by Shakespeare. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Well, the good bits at least...

Good looking female royals to get priority in throne succession. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Royal Succession laws change, future regent to be selected on new ITV show. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Future potential Kings and Queens will have to prove their abilities and win public respect and telephone votes in a TV talent knock-out competition. Simon Cowell's Syco Ltd has announced an...

Bored Occupy London protesters now struggling to Occupy Themselves 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Former Dale Farm residents sue themselves over shoddy barricades 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Travellers who have recently moved on from the illegal Dale Farm site are back in the news, as it emerges they are now engaged in a bitter dispute with themselves. The row is over the standard of...

David Cameron has Limo of a sense of humour 1
Kazytc 3 years

UK Prime Minister David Cameron, has revealed that he has a bizarre sense of humour today, as it has been revealed that he has made a ruling, to his cabinet ministers, that they are to take the tube...

New evidence that Kate needed her head examining before joining Royal family 1
medici2471 3 years
Mp's wife pays for kitten snatch 2
Screenie 3 years
MPs wife sentenced for grabbing mistress's pussy. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
MP Hemming's Cox Pussy Snatch Shock 3
medici2471 3 years

the trial continues...

Women get equal succession to throne with men, still complain seat left up. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Man City to use Tevez as world’s most expensive door stop 4
Tim Collins 3 years

Manchester City F.C. said Thursday it has no intention of selling sometimes footballer Carlos Tevez to Corinthians in the January transfer window, instead opting to trigger a contract clause that...

Section of Saddam Hussein's 'buttock' fails to sell at Derby auction 0
Screenie 3 years

'This was no surprise', explained auctioneer Jane Wilderson, 'It was not a full representation of the man. He was a complete ass.'...

All members of the Royle family now given equal right to sit in the armchair 0
Screenie 3 years
iPhone voice recognition issue prompts renewed calls for Scots to learn English 2
butagirl 3 years
Police powerless over recent bank robberies, as pay rises are in the contracts 0
Ian Searle 3 years
China poised to turn off the TV and hide behind sofa as EU come knocking 0
button 3 years
New Honda Smiley a breakthrough in drivability 2
Boutros 3 years

With no dashboard to worry about, the new Smiley is the easiest car to drive ever, claim Honda's auto engineers. Driver information is provided by a single circular LED display on the steering wheel,...

IOW residents reminded to put clocks back to Medieval 1
ianslat 3 years

Residents of the Isle of Wight are today being reminded to put their clocks back to Medieval times at midnight on Saturday. 'We put our clocks forward to Victorian back in the Spring' explained IOW...

Flooded Scottish town keeps drinking thanks to raft of measures. More soon. 3
DorsetBoy 3 years

Only my second post so bear with me. I'll crack something funny eventually...

UK royal succession laws changed, Corgi now next in line. 0
DiY 3 years
Thermal images reveal 98% of politicians' brains are empty overnight 0
vertical 3 years

Damning images from a survey of second homes show that MP's brains are devoid of activity overnight meaning national security is at risk if an attack took place after 5pm...