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| Vince Cable now thinks he is Jesus and the 25 December is Cable Day. | 0 |  |
MC One R | 3 years |
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Taxi for Mr Cable?... |
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| Vince Cable now thinks he's bigger than Rupert Murdoch | 0 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
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I think there will be lots more soon... |
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| Heathrow gets upgrade from airport to country... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
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“Travellers used to come to Heathrow just to catch a plane. After a quick tour of the duty-free shop, and an over-priced drink at the bar, they’d be ‘up, up and away’. But the arctic weather... |
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| Vince Cable: “I could leap tall buildings in a single bound”... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| "Walking in the Air" cancelled this Christmas as all snowmen are grounded. | 2 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Harry prefers Mike Tyndalls stag night plans on Facebook | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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"Lets face it a stag do with a load a rugger buggers is going to be awesome, lets face it we won't be able to get up to much on Williams" More soon... |
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| Accident hotspots for the young man about town revealed | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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The UK Federation Of Out To Live Ones Open Sexual Expectations Men have highlighted the Top 5 Accident hotspots for Young Men. 1. Christmas Dinner with the girl friends parents, 2. Loaded questions... |
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| Bookies now able to take reverse double bets on Royal divorces | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| 'Departure lounge’ at Heathrow renamed ‘lounge’... | 1 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Mr & Mrs Tindall agree that the wedding should be "traditional" | 0 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
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"We don't want to impose anything too modern on the occasion" they said, "we fully support the fine old tradition of the bride's family organising the whole event, and purely as another example of a... |
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| 50% of Eurostar queue unveiled as flash mob - riot ensues | 2 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Vince Cable withdrawn from service to reset his Believability Filter | 3 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
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After appearing increasingly erratic, Vince Cable has been withdrawn from service for urgent software maintenance. Experts have identified a need to reset his Believabiltiy Filter - and whilst they... |
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| King Herod 'not that keen on babies' reveals Wikileaks. | 2 | |
Stan Laurel | 3 years |
| BAA to beat airport snow chaos,Heathrows third runway to be built in Somalia. | 1 | |
DiY | 3 years |
| Woman's 'true love' sectioned after 12 days of seasonal gift persecution | 18 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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Rosemary Weeks, a 28-year-old accounts clerk at a data processing firm in Bristol, has expressed her relief after her former boyfriend, Nathan McArthur, was arrested and detained under the Mental... |
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| “The train now arriving at plaform 3 is just a figment of your imagination”... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| December 25th 'isn't the Sun's real birthday', claims dissident theologian | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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Professor Brian Sherwood, a distinguished theologian from Durham University, has caused controversy in the run-up to the Festival of Sol Invictus, the Unconquered Sun, by claiming that the traditonal... |
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| Boozing, brawling, love-cheat Jack Wilshire hailed as the complete package | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Honeymoon couple separate at Heathrow: “our relationship never took off”... | 1 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Heathrow: looking like a traditional Christmas, except everyone got suitcases... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| BAA changes its name to BAA Humbug. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Iluminati design ilumination for London Olympic Stadium | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 3 years |
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/20/article-1340306-0C8C58D8000005DC-902_634x390.jpg... |
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| Box-office smash for British remake, ‘No Planes, No Trains, No Automobiles’ | 1 | |
Long Distance Clara | 3 years |
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British cinema has received an unexpected boost this Christmas with the success of a remake of John Hughes’ 1987 Hollywood movie about a man trying to get home for Thanksgiving. In the British... |
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| Tevez rebooted... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Chart compilers admit Cardle’s Christmas number one is actually a number two | 3 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Childrens ward replaced by gritting shed for traditional Christmas programme. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
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Empty, of course!... |
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| UK Government advises old people to hibernate during cold snap. More soon. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Tindall's Nose Out Of Joint That He's Not Good Enough To Marry Zara Phillips | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
| Revised route of high speed London-Birmingham rail link unveiled | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
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House of Lords, House of Commons, 10 Downing Street, 11 Downing Street, Abingdon, The Belfry, Purnell's Restaurant... |
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| MTV cribs - Christmas Day edition cancelled... | 0 | |
victory V | 3 years |
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Magi stuck at Frankfurt airport... |
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