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Scouts take over from British army in Helmand 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

British forces in Afghanistan have successfully handed over control of security in Helmand Province to the 1st Lashkar Gah scouts group. This followed weeks when scouts holding the Hiker badge have...

Justin Bieber not 27 for another 10 years 2
iRonA 3 years
Rebecca Black has nervous breakdown in empty train carriage 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Original Sin repealed as Garden of Eden apple revealed to have been Chinese fake 0
pere floza 3 years

. pax vobiscum...

Britons disgusted by Gross National Product. 1
nickb 3 years
Cheated-on wife performs full sex-change op on sleeping husband 17
Golgo13 3 years

'Just chopping his cock off was too good for him', seethed Cheng Chun-mei, wife of play-away husband Shui-bian, as reporters gathered to see her being led away from court in Chubei, Hsinchu county,...

Virgin Trains launches Inflatable Buddies service 10
Dick Everyman 3 years

Virgin Trains has launched a new service for commuters on the West Coast line. ‘Inflatable Buddies’ has been developed in response to passenger’s requests for ‘someone nice to sit next...

UN Passes Resolution To Abolish Lengthy National Anthems By 2023 6
Textbook 3 years

No article coming, just a tagline :)...

Rupert Murdoch to star as Young Mr Grace in film version of Are YOu Being Served 2
ronseal 3 years

Rupert Murdoch's performance as a genial octagenarian proprietor, who turns up once a month to tel them they're all doing very well, has won him the coveted part of Young Mr Grace in the new movie...

De Groot's No Dope 0
Drylaw 3 years

"I owe it all to drugs." Thus came the extraordinary admission from Tour de France winner Antoine de Groot today as he stood on the podium after being crowned champion for the third year running. ...

New BBC4 film dramatises 'pivotal' comedy moment when nothing happened. At all. 2
FraserWords 3 years

BBC4 is to screen a gripping new film dramatising the “pivotal” moment in UK comedy history when Spike Milligan and Peter Cook failed to bump into each other in on off-licence in Hampstead in...

Southern England rocked by unpredicted sunshine 7
beau-jolly 3 years

Warnings were issued yesterday as freak weather tragically struck a small area of north Dorset. At about 1:30 GMT heavy clouds temporarily separated allowing a shaft of summer sunshine to scorch an...

Winehouse ashes to be classified as a controlled substance 2
simonjmr 3 years
Vinnoe Jones reivents himself as a thug in next film 0
ronseal 3 years
Horlicks awarded Humane society medal.......................... 0
Bismarck 3 years
Brasses deny bashing Bishop more later...................... 0
Bismarck 3 years
Bishop "Outraged" by brass rubbing accusation. 0
Bismarck 3 years

The Guardian is standing by claims that a retired bishop has been having sureptitious brass rubbing sessions. The bishop, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is reported to be "furious" and...

Bishop complains to Guardian Newspapers in Arse Rubbing scandal... 0
Bismarck 3 years

These typos are really too much he says...

Mary Whitehouse dies of Horlicks overdose 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

The famous campaigner against the permissive society tragically and ironically died of a cocktail of malted drinks last night.,...

Red Arrows admit: 'it's just the one plane, held together with perspex rods' 4
allmyownstunts 3 years
I KNEW that Rebekah looked strangely familiar! 3
Son of Barnabas 3 years

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Corrigan 3 years
Emperor Hadrian bans fancy dress day at Colosseum 6
Oxbridge 3 years

The divine Emperor Hadrian has issued an official decree, under which the wearing of outlandish costumes during gladiatorial contests at Rome’s Colosseum will no longer be permitted, starting with...

Foxtrot, Tango: Zulu Victor 0
nickb 3 years

African is new ballroom dance champ...

FBI warn James Murdoch that ‘bagsy not me’ defence won’t work in Federal Court. 1
Corrigan 3 years

Federal agents have cautioned News Corp. chief James Murdoch that the famous British and Australian custom of ‘bagsy’ will not act as a credible claim to immunity if he is to stand trial in...

Britain's favourite rape joke revealed 2
Christopher Frost 3 years

The results of Britain’s Favourite Rape Joke 2011 were announced last night, with Jack Tweed’s 2010 acquittal topping the poll. Organiser Peter Phillips explained why the joke is so effective:...

Lord Sugar to be promoted to Baron Splenda after diabetes diagnosis 0
nickb 3 years

Billionaire businessman Lord Sugar has pulled it off again, this time making a triumph out of a potential medical tragedy. Diagnosed this week with diabetes at the same time as being awarded a...

Consternation as alien civilization announces "War on Terra" 0
JohnA 3 years
Amy Winehouse joins S Club 27 1
bonjonelson 3 years
ITV buy back 'South Bank Show' from Sky Arts: Paddy McGuinness to host. 0
Corrigan 3 years

No likey Simon Russell Beale in the new production of 'The Tempest' at the Donmar Warehouse no lighty...