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| Olympic specatators shocked by attire of non-volleyball players | 1 |  |
Dumbnews | 22.08.12 6:37pm Dumbnews |
| Film director's death result of trying to copy violent action movies. The recent tragic death of a Hollywood film director is being blamed on trying to copy scenes from action movies. The unbelievable stunts in films such as Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cops 2, Enemy of the... |
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MADJEZ | 22.08.12 6:36pm MADJEZ |
| Police suspicious as boxes of Transylvanian dirt delivered to Ecuadorian Embassy Whitby prepares for a late night sailing... |
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martin.chew | 22.08.12 2:47pm The All New Jeni B |
| Mel and Sue to present actors career retrospective - The Great British Berkoff | 0 | |
simonjmr | 22.08.12 1:54pm simonjmr |
| Harry pots the pink then the brown... |
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medici2471 | 22.08.12 1:51pm medici2471 |
| Florence devastated as the Machine fails PAT test. More soon. | 3 | |
dominic_mcg | 22.08.12 1:49pm bonjonelson |
| Quango now rarer than urban fox as 100 more found axed in Whitehall. | 0 | |
Boutros | 22.08.12 1:28pm Boutros |
| “Palm D’Infatigability” award scooped by Assange Actor Julian Assange has declared himself “pleased, but not surprised”, on becoming only the second man in history to have been saluted for indefatigability by the prestigious “Institute Du... |
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SuburbanDad | 22.08.12 1:27pm custard cream |
| Leeds v Wolves - I don't know much about soccer, but what next? Leeds v Wolves (last Saturday) I don't know much about soccer, but what next, players from all species, teams of Bears, Lions, where will it all end?... |
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cobbsy | 22.08.12 1:10pm cobbsy |
| Rape downgraded to "canola". More soon. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 22.08.12 1:05pm JohnA |
| Mr McGregor being tormented by thieving bastard rabbits Archibald McGregor, a hard-working 78-year-old pensioner living in a small village in Lancashire, has been brought to the verge of a nervous breakdown by thefts from the vegetable garden he relies... |
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Oxbridge | 22.08.12 1:03pm JohnA |
| Jane Austen 'not that good' says expert It would seem that generations of bored A level English students have been proved right, as a respected scholar has reached the conclusion that Jane Austen was actually rubbish. Professor Stanley... |
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ricky33 | 22.08.12 1:00pm JohnA |
| NHS trademarks "MRSA" brand in order to capitalise on lucrative foreign markets | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 22.08.12 12:38pm bonjonelson |
| Bradford Royal Infirmary announce 80% increase in Knocked-Up Syndrome | 0 | |
tedweasel | 22.08.12 12:34pm tedweasel |
| Mars Rover clamped as over zealous parking attendant seeks to meet quota | 0 | |
TerribleTim | 22.08.12 12:05pm TerribleTim |
| Olympic legacy boost as London awarded 2012 Paralympic Games "I said there would be an Olympic legacy," said Lord Seb of Coe... |
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custard cream | 22.08.12 11:22am custard cream |
| Lifelong Eastbourne resident George Slanders 89 has been attacked for the secound time in two months on Eastbourne beach,George recently released from a short stay in Rampton mental hospital had this to say.Its disgusting,I... |
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De-spair tyre | 22.08.12 10:52am De-spair tyre |
| Julian Assange pleads innocents on new Dicki-Leaks web site. | 2 | |
godly1966 | 22.08.12 10:47am and another one |
| Yes is always yes, explains George Galloway Yes is always yes, explains our new advice columnist, Agony Uncle George. So when you say, 'yes, dear, of course I love you,' that will always be the case. So says 4-times married Uncle George.... |
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Miss Hegas | 21.08.12 11:44pm Miss Hegas |
| Statue of Richard Herring to be erected in Edinburgh [Future Biscuit] Yorkshire born Richard Herring is to be commemorated with a statue near the Underbelly venue, commissioned by Countess Burdett-Coutts. Richard was accustomed to visiting Edinburgh every year, but... |
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gaijintendo | 21.08.12 9:12pm gaijintendo |
| Assange launches range of alarm cocks | 2 | |
cinquecento | 21.08.12 8:42pm cinquecento |
| Galloway : Failing to clean teeth before morning sex is not rape. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 21.08.12 6:43pm MADJEZ |
| New SI unit discovered: nandoseconds. The time it takes to eat more chicken. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 21.08.12 6:38pm dominic_mcg |
| KP Nuts More to follow... |
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apepper | 21.08.12 5:40pm apepper |
| Assange expelled from Embassy as CCTV shows him abusing ambassador's hospitality http://twitpic.com/am3g0r... |
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pinxit | 21.08.12 5:11pm pinxit |
| Commando units complain about not being allowed to enter Parralympics | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 21.08.12 5:02pm Scronnyglonkle |
| Chinese judge clarifies; 'Suspended death sentence' actually means hanging | 5 | |
Perks | 21.08.12 4:54pm charlies_hat |
| Galloway ignores calls to withdraw | 0 | |
medici2471 | 21.08.12 4:37pm medici2471 |
| Senior Catholics explain opposition to same sex marriage "If sex is always the same in a marriage, then it puts the holy sacrament of marriage in danger. So married people have a duty to dress up in turquoise latex, use knobbly battery driven equipment... |
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nickb | 21.08.12 4:28pm nickb |
| Panama hat shortage ‘critical’ as Ecuadorian sanctions bite Only a week into Ecuador’s worldwide ban on the export of panama hats, the sanctions are beginning to bite. President Rafael Correa has said sanctions will remain in place until the British... |
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Des Custard | 21.08.12 3:26pm custard cream |
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