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| Keith Vaz clears his diary and heads for Pretoria More next week... |
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medici2471 | 07.12.13 5:13pm medici2471 |
| Mexican thief with radiation poisonoing upset not to have developed superpowers | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 07.12.13 4:54pm Smart Alex |
| First wave of internet Mandela gags fails in mass premature e-joculation. More lateronish... |
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Al OPecia | 07.12.13 4:44pm Al OPecia |
| Harry Enfield rues loss of last remaining accurate impersonation. | 3 | |
Al OPecia | 07.12.13 4:31pm FOAD |
| Ancient Manuscript Found In English Monastery Ruins….. ….Forecasts a blue-tunic group of men, greedy for power, will pillage the land and rob the poor…. Nah, could be a hoax... |
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Jesse Bigg | 07.12.13 3:46pm Jesse Bigg |
| Sorry - post withdrawn Nothing to see here move along... |
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AReader | 07.12.13 2:55pm AReader |
| Justin Bieber asks to be sent to prison for 27 years. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 07.12.13 12:54pm Al OPecia |
| New photo opportunity required Politicians, celebrities, pop-star charity fund-raisers, political correspondents, reformed gangsters, relatives, distant relatives, un-reformed gangsters, Heads of States, Heads of failed States,... |
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vulture1 | 07.12.13 11:13am Al OPecia |
| FIFA deny Brazil 2014 match ball hit by cutbacks http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/turnip5.jpg More soon... |
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jp1885 | 07.12.13 10:58am godly1966 |
| Dolphin Searches for Billingsgate Market in vain Douglas the Dolphin returned to London today, helped along by the Great Storm Surge of 2013, only to find his favourite fish market is no more. "I'm devastated", Douglas said in an interview by the... |
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Beer Sampler | 07.12.13 10:56am godly1966 |
| Gangs of pensioners bringing country to halt with their lunchtime queuing An undercover police operation has revealed that a Mafia-like organisation is behind the huge number of retired people queuing in banks and post offices during lunchtimes. Pensioners across the... |
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Midfield Diamond | 07.12.13 10:51am godly1966 |
| Kids relieved as body in chimney 'not Santa' A Tampa family is celebrating today after an autopsy revealed that human remains found in their chimney turned out to be a real murder victim and not Santa Claus. The discovery was made when Pam... |
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Dick Everyman | 07.12.13 10:24am Dick Everyman |
| Marine given life sentence for not being an officer | 0 | |
A.A.Arkwright | 07.12.13 10:17am A.A.Arkwright |
| Peckham trader hopes to sell stock of 'Free Nelson Mandela' tshirts this weekend More soon, luvly jubbly... |
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MADJEZ | 07.12.13 9:45am MADJEZ |
| Small Business Saturday sponsored by credit card small business won't accept. Sponsored by Amex to 'boost' small business. They will all be charged 5% for putting an A4 sheet in their window... |
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MADJEZ | 07.12.13 9:25am MADJEZ |
| Dyson hand dryer dries hands in 10 seconds, damages ears in 5 seconds | 1 | |
Dumbnews | 07.12.13 9:21am Gerontius |
| Tidal Surge blasted for insensitivity Many MP's along the East coast of the UK have complained to the Met Office over the 'questionable timing' of the tidal surge following the death of Nelson Mandela. Alan Fairchild of Hull blasted... |
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Mr Orca | 07.12.13 9:02am Kevin the Swan |
| World Cup Draw: England prepare for Brazilian rainforest games Captain Steven Gerrard at Kew Gardens training ground this afternoon.... |
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pinxit | 07.12.13 8:55am Squudge |
| BBC accused of dumbing down for Christmas The BBC have been accused of dumbing down ahead of their Christmas and New Year TV listings., Critics are particularly concerned over programmes such as ‘No Shit Sherlock’ starring Benedict... |
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Gerontius | 07.12.13 8:02am Jeremy Hunt |
| Funny Bush joke criticized for being too late | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 06.12.13 6:44pm Dumbnews |
| BBC Poised To Report 'Nuclear Catastrophe' As Storms Lash British Coast | 0 | |
Titus | 06.12.13 6:30pm Titus |
| 'Girl with huge tits essential' says Blatter Sap Blatter has defended the use of huge tits during the World Cup draw saying the occasion would not have gone smoothly without them., Blatter said the use of tit-technology had been introduced as... |
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Gerontius | 06.12.13 5:41pm Gerontius |
| Economists struggle to explain sudden price jump on 24/6 flights from Brazil. | 0 | |
Ref Minor | 06.12.13 5:36pm Ref Minor |
| Mandela United drawn in group of death... | 0 | |
Tripod | 06.12.13 5:25pm Tripod |
| England's Brazilian dream melts quicker than an ice cream 17.00 hrs England firm favourite to win World Cup, 17.05 hrs England confident of making the semi finals, 17.10 hrs England lucky if they escape the group stage, 17.15 hrs England cancel trip to... |
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irreverendJ | 06.12.13 5:17pm irreverendJ |
| NIgerian man shares confidential proposal with 1 billion people | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 06.12.13 4:11pm Dumbnews |
| US begs to be included in China's air zone Joe Biden has made an impassioned plea for Beijing to stop narrowly defining their sphere of influence as ‘just East Asia’. Speaking to journalists the Vice-President made it clear that China... |
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Wrenfoe | 06.12.13 4:07pm Wrenfoe |
| Special aka still campaining to release the other two Nelson Mandela's. | 0 | |
godly1966 | 06.12.13 3:30pm godly1966 |
| Express Says 'New Miracle Cure-All Pill Sadly Just Too Late To Save Mandela'. | 3 | |
Titus | 06.12.13 2:01pm godly1966 |
| Mandela walks through pearly gates and takes on the task of sorting out Heaven. Nelson Mandela has passed away at the age of 95 to start a new chapter in his bid for equality, sorting out the mess that is Heaven. Mr Mandela has spent the best and worst years of his life fighting... |
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James Pluside | 06.12.13 1:37pm Midfield Diamond |
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