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Johnny Cash was going to change name to Johnny Chip n Pin 0
Leeboy007 3 years

to keep up with modern times, it has been revealed in a new book of memoirs...

British troops surprised by French withdrawl of 4000 soldiers from Afghanistan 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"we had no idea they had any here" says a senior officer in Helmand...

Wombles pull out of Glastonbury - replaced at last minute by Mud. 0
Skylarking 3 years

More festival schadenfreude humour for the over 40s soon...

Villas-Boas appointed Chelsea boss after Damocles refuses approach 0
JohnA 3 years

"Too risky" said Damocles, "give me a king's sword suspended above my head by a single horse hair to managing Chelsea every time"...

Glen Campbell 'suffering from Alzheimer's disease' 0
JohnA 3 years

"Who?" says Country and Western fans....

New Chelsea manager late on first day at the Bridge... 0
Leeboy007 3 years

was too slow doing his paper round...

Scottish Football Players Agree To Take Part In Olympic Soccer Games.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.But won't play further south than Derby...

Catalan risks being alienated after admitting he's quite relaxed about ethnicity 0
ronseal 3 years

A Catalan who refused to be partisan, is quite relaxed about his identity and likes to listen to both sides of the argument risks being imprisoned for refusing to conform to stereotype...

Man not particularly fussed either way about Marmite 0
dandare70 3 years
Government hails its U-turn on an initial U-turn as a revolution in politics 3
Qoxiivi 3 years
Radox's new fragranced soap range to help male shoppers 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Following a recent survey, Radox found that male shoppers were unable to relate to any range involving complex smells. The example given of Radox's Eastern Spirit Oriental Lotus Flower and Orange...

Hugh Hefner was dumped by fiancee for 'not being sexist enough' 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

Hugh Hefner’s 25 year old ex-fiancee Crystal Harris dashed rumours that she dumped her viagra taking lover because she sensed she could eek out a living in show business without having to suck off...

Cumberland Pencils to replace graphite with lead to 'reduce carbon emissions' 0
JohnA 3 years

More doodling soon...

Mel Gibson to write and direct movie of Galliano trial 0
simonjmr 3 years
Louis Walsh denies indecent assault on music 0
FraserWords 3 years

Well, somebody had to...

Warning of dangerous levels of Bono exposure this weekend 0
MC One R 3 years

Experts are warning of the dangers of extremely high levels of Bono in the west of England this weekend. Tom Barber, professor of predictable rock at the University of Minehead said "We have been...

Galliano has rare condition he can't differentiate between narcissist or nazi 0
simonjmr 3 years
Under siege Taliban calls in consultant for brand re-launch in Afghanistan 1
ronseal 3 years

Rumours emerging from Afghanistan suggest that the Taliban's influence is on the wane in the war torn nation. But the movement intends to fight back, with a brand re-launch led by a leading digital...

Flatulent MEPs defy cap on arse gas emissions 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

Flatulent MEPs are refusing to back down in a row over caps on UK rectal gas emissions. The Tory MEPs - a mixture of bloated, over-fed men from the Shires and retired city bankers with an aversion to...

Lady GaGa to disappear up own arse 0
Leeboy007 3 years

in latest desperate publicity stunt...

Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season's relegation 10
Des and Stan 3 years

After achieving promotions in two successive seasons to reach the Premier League, Norwich City have sacked their manager before the start of the new season blaming anticipated poor results and...

Police apologise for drunk tank arrest of Amy Winehouse tribute act 0
ronseal 3 years
Ugly people launch rival internet site: ‘Faceonlyamothercouldlovebook’ 1
FraserWords 3 years
Cameron hails revival of class system 'based on hats' 5
3 years

The class system is to be given a much-needed boost, according to the latest government initiative. The convention, in which people know their place and who they're dealing with, has been in decline...

removed: already done! 1
3 years
Family, targeted by naive motorists, finally buy ‘Baby on board!’ sign 25
Qoxiivi 3 years

Irresponsible father of three, John Marchant, from London, has finally seen sense and purchased a ‘Baby on board!’ sign in a bid to end years of targeted attacks on his family whilst out and...

'Best ever' products face fraud charges 1
Mrblacker 3 years

It's being described as the most important consumer rights case in history and could see thousands of products removed from sale, as well as billions paid out in compensation. Papers lodged with the...

Comic fans in shock as Spider-Man dies in 'Death of Spider-Man' story 2
3 years

Fans of comic fiction reacted with shock today, after discovering that Spider-Man is to be killed off in the forthcoming 'Death of Spider-Man'. It isn't yet clear how the fictional super-hero will...

Woman beats largest theoretical weight loss after reading diet magazine 0
antharrison 3 years

A Manchester woman was celebrating today after thrashing her previous personal best for theoretical weight loss after reading the magazine “Slimming”. “Some of the stories are just so...

Mass walk out in corporate seats as Placido Domingo sings in analog 4
ronseal 3 years

A live concert by Placido Domingo was disrupted by a mass walkout of digital creatives, furious at the singers decision to perform in analog. 'When I pay top dollar to consume content, I expect it...