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Wall's Ice Cream sues Wall's Sausages to stop sale of 'lolliporks' 9
3 years

The competitive world of chilled treats entered a bitter legal dispute this week, following Wall's sausages launch of the frozen 'lollipork'. Wall's ice cream claims that the tubular,...


After all night talks in Munich, European leaders have agreed on a plan to restore confidence in the European finance institutions. The 4 point plan is as follows: 1. Germany will invade Poland,...

Nervous markets rally slightly after visit to behavourial psychologist 0
Chip Paper 3 years
Dwain Chambers named as Olympic Village Idiot 2012 0
Perks 3 years
'woman was victim of terrormisu' says expert in sponge finger prints 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
NASA confirms satellite to crash "sometime in the future, somewhere". More soon 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Shares stabilise on the "What the Fuck?" Index. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Interest in 2012 dressage medals 'fixed' 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Tesco car park attendant to offer 3 parking tickets for the price of two 0
ronseal 3 years
Tesco CEO to reassure shareholders "We're not REALLY cutting our profits" 0
ronseal 3 years
PM backs Troy Davis at UN 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

David Cameron has told the UN that Troy Davis has "a right to a viable state", but that this peace will only come when he agrees to "sit down and talk" with the prison authorities as ”equal...

Two girls from Sidcup surprise hit on YouTube 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Niqab wearing frog was actually prince 0
RJWinter 3 years
French niqab wearers shown no merci 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Shocking Trophy Wife Taxidermy Fad 1
rikkor 3 years
Kevin Rowland assassin guilty of genocide 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Endorphins the next "legal high" to be criminalised 0
arthurminnit 3 years
It's a turn-up for London 2012 Gold medals "Just turn up" says Coe 2
dvo4fun 3 years

Prompted by the recent World Athletics Championship debacle, when popular favourite Usain Bolt was disqualified from the 100 metre final after a false start, Chairman of the London Olympic Committee...

Global financial market is just Yvette Fielding 2
ArseBiscuit 3 years The world’s important Financial type people were tapped on the shoulder last night and...

Times Atlas omits 'humourless' America from new edition 2
3 years
delightfullyodd 3 years

WITH the barricades coming down and the eviction of the travellers from Dale Farm to take place on Friday, many travellers performed a U-turn and decided to head back to their pitches. However, the...

Chaos as satellite crashes into satellite crash control centre 2
antharrison 3 years
Newly discovered superluminal particles to be named 'badnewsons' 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Pope latest "I, for one, don't know what to suggest". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Superluminal reasonably priced CERN particles "driven by the Stig". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

No, I am not going to explain it...

Ovalteen makers sued for ageism 0
witless 3 years

more later...

Corporate manager seduces women with tales of "fighting fires" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Restorative Justice turns children soft claims top Cage-Fighter 2
Midfield Diamond 3 years

A storm of outrage has blown up after two Alderley Edge schoolboys were filmed sorting out their classroom differences by restorative justice techniques. Egged on by a watching adult audience, the...

BT says it DID deliver £12 bn IT system to NHS but no one in 1
ronseal 3 years

BY has told the NHS that it was unable to deliver its promised £12.8 billion computer system, but that the NHS was welcome to try and set up a new appointment. Its engneers say they left a 'While...

Gadaffi-family hunters shot wrong man. Last words "Hey man, I'm safe" 0
dvo4fun 3 years