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Murdoch attempts to save face - Hannibal and B.A. said to feel "betrayed". 0
Thornographic 3 years
Euromillions winner revealed as 'Visiting Australian Pensioner' 0
antharrison 3 years

An 80 year-old Australian pensioner who was on an impromptu visit to the UK has been revealed as the wionner of the £166m Euromillions jackpot. The man, who did not wish to reveal his identity,...

Guy who works down the chip-shop ‘definitely not Elvis’ court rules 2
dicky37 3 years

A man whose fondness for deep-fried foods created delusions that caused him to swear he was Elvis Presley was today exposed in court as ‘a liar’ following a long-running legal battle. Conspiracy...

Commons Select Comittee to decide who's the biggest See You Next Tuesday 1
exigo 3 years
Serena Williams' derriere given its own zip code 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Jack Whitehall to pursue a political career 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Chain smoking journalist sacked for hacking cough. 5
wallster 3 years

Re door la bah tit...

IOW residents experience Shanklinhenge 0
simonjmr 3 years

Isle of Wighters have witnessed an urban solar phenomenon, with the Sun setting in alignment with the city's civic buildings and giving an effect fans say is reminiscent of Wiltshire's Stonehenge....

'Increased immigration to blame for earthquake in channel', says Daily Mail 0
martin2381 3 years
Johan Harri is an “Innocent” man 0
Fred Bayr 3 years

Pure Mature Cheese PR have been hired by Johan Harri to bolster his public image. The journalist has been suspended by the Independent while they carry out an investigation into allegations he is...

Inquiry reports the spread of hacked phone lines may be down to Sky Multi-Room 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Australian Media Baron gets lead role in A-Team movie sequal.. 0
Iamthestig 3 years
New Apple product gains kudos from the law enforcement community 0
Tom55 3 years

Combining the functions of a police radio, a phone, a camera, and a riot shield, with a handy heavy metal casing for "accidentally" thumping nonces, the new device is gaining adherents throughout the...

Sun starts collection of marbles for someone who has lost his. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Radio 1 DJs running out of mundane things to find 'cool' 1
ronseal 3 years
Scandal as man buys revolutionary technology and loses his head 0
ronseal 3 years

Louis XVIth was hopping mad yesterday, after his guilllotine. hang on, this isn't working...

Dalglish EuroLottery Winner: Signs Marc Albrighton for 161million plus Dirk Kuyt 0
Solanki and Mawhinney 3 years

(Presume we just put one-liners in the title)...

Red Arrows Displays to be 'strictly ticket-only' from now on. 2
allmyownstunts 3 years
BBC chiefs ‘on all fours and bracing themselves’ over media scandal 0
FraserWords 3 years

BBC chiefs this morning confirmed they have assumed their national political crisis position: on all fours in front of the Government, and bracing themselves., Executives reluctantly got onto their...

Relief after Frankie Boyle’s Gross Product grew by only 0.2% in the last quarter 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Report clears Denny Laine of any blame for ‘Mull of Kintyre’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
British Association of Love Rat Vicars formed 0
Tom55 3 years

"Now that Murdoch has shut down the News of The World we need a new forum to publicize our bedroom frolics. The rest of the media seem completely uninterested. For example, there was not a single...

Moody's ratings agency downgraded to "bunch of twats" 0
greg various 3 years
Diligent but dyslexic chrysalis wins employee of the moth award. 0
be reasonable 3 years

Hat tip to Andrew...

Politician criticises journalists for being cynical, amoral scumbags. 0
be reasonable 3 years

A well-known paragon of virtue, Mr. Pot, yesterday called a seller of seedy popular fiction, Mr. Kettle, some very rude names in the House of Commons. So everything’s alright now, the fourth estate...

Alistair Campbell makes U turn on attitude to smearing, fabrication and invasion 0
ronseal 3 years
Origins of human stupidity explained by local misanthropologist 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Wills And Kate Hit Skid Row 0
victimms 3 years

As part of their tour of Canada and Hollywood the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge made an impromptu guest appearance at a gig held by rock band Skid Row. For the first time in his life and unlike his...

Elderly 'will suffer most' as coalition imposes congestion charge on Memory Lane 1
dicky37 3 years

[Now what did I come in here for again?]...

Cameron threatens weekly Big Society relaunches until everyone gets it. 3
deskpilot3 3 years