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School girl wets knickers at thought of Gove's 'awesome' history curriculum

Twelve-year-old Anthea Wills says she's beside herself with excitement at the prospect of history lessons when education secretary Michael Gove's new history curriculum is introduced into schools....

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roybland 14.10.12 3:40pm
roybland
Time travel experiment 'over before it began' admit scientists 1
Stanleys Dad 14.10.12 3:08pm
Idiot
Dudley plumber Jimmy Saville forced to flee by ill-informed mob

Jimmy Saville, a 45 year old plumber from Dudley is the latest name-a-like forced to relocate to Farnton, a secluded, high security village in Suffolk created especially for individuals who share...

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BAJDixon 14.10.12 2:36pm
BAJDixon
EU awarded Nobel Peace Prize for being too broke to start any wars... 2
Tripod 14.10.12 2:32pm
4ty2
CONCRETE JUNGLE BLAMED FOR WOODPECKER DEATHS

NEAT O. WE ARE KILLING OURSELVES. HA HA...

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The Secret Cabal 14.10.12 1:36pm
Squudge
Revealed: Not all Luton van drivers come from Luton. 0
Boutros 14.10.12 11:14am
Boutros
Rise in injured children blamed on new 'concrete jungle gym' 0
Perks 14.10.12 9:17am
Perks
Jimmy Savile's gravestone to be made into dance floor

More to follow...

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apepper 14.10.12 9:09am
apepper
Young Scottish voters to be given ‘What. Ever.’ option

Teenagers in Scotland will have several new choices added to their ballot papers if plans go ahead to give 16- and-17-year-olds a vote in the forthcoming Scottish independence referendum. While...

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DustyBinLaden 14.10.12 9:03am
Gerontius
Portrait of Audley Harrison perfectly captures his face on canvas 2
charlies_hat 14.10.12 8:48am
Squudge
The Chancellor mobilises the troops for spontaneous un-invasion

Defence chiefs are hurriedly drawing up plans for a faster withdrawal from Afghanistan, after George Osborne said so. Spooked by the latest random gesture from Gorgeous George, hardened soldiers are...

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Squudge 14.10.12 7:27am
Squudge
Why have a go at Audley Harrison? He never hurt anyone... 0
Tripod 13.10.12 10:35pm
Tripod
BBC Reconsiders Royal Charter In Wake Of Plantagenet King's Child Bride Scandal

In a desperate attempt to pre-empt further accusations of complicity, in the wake of a series of child abuse scandals surrounding public figures associated with the broadcaster, the BBC today...

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Nowherefast 13.10.12 10:08pm
FlashArry
USA awarded Nobel peace prize for saving Europe from tyranny. Twice.

., Cat, check. Pigeons. Check...

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sigmund 13.10.12 8:26pm
arthurminnit
Tourists despair at holiday scam

Holidaymakers have complained in droves to Offish, the official regulator of Foreign Inclusive Service Holidays, after a package tour advertising a Rain Forest experience on a Mediterranean Island...

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Ironduke 13.10.12 7:44pm
Ironduke
Reject Clone Gnu 0
Sinnick 13.10.12 7:27pm
Sinnick
BBC admits questions must be asked about Johnny Ball reveals all

He said think of a number, then he massaged my figures More soon...

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simonjmr 13.10.12 6:56pm
Idiot
Psychic claims she was violated by the ghost of Jimmy Savile. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 13.10.12 6:52pm
custard cream
bbc all clear in Saville as saville had no criminal records

Unlike Mr Glitter he did not own a computer on which to download such material and coumputers he did not own directly but could only have access to through personal service companies he could not be...

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4ty2 13.10.12 5:20pm
4ty2
Jimmy Savile impersonators left speechless. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 13.10.12 4:26pm
dominic_mcg
Badger refugees force closure of M5 and Severn Bridge

Sections of the M5 and the Severn Bridge were shut last night as thousands of badger refugees fled in convoy from villages in Gloucestershire and Somerset over the border to Wales. Badgers from both...

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Dick Everyman 13.10.12 4:16pm
4ty2
Neil Armstrong posthumously stripped of moonwalk 0
simonjmr 13.10.12 3:43pm
simonjmr
Calls to ban Kipling's 'The Elephant's Child' due to evolutionary discrepancies

Famous atheist, Richard Dawkins, has called for Rudyard Kipling's 'The Elephant Child' to be banned from schools claiming the story plays into the hands of creationists. The tale about a curious...

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Perks 13.10.12 3:13pm
dvo4fun
Scientists report suprise reactions to element 63's Nobel peace prize

One for the nerds. Hang on, that's all of us isn't it?...

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charlies_hat 13.10.12 2:06pm
beau-jolly
London set to emulate L.A's Shuttle excitement

http://www.milesfaster.co.uk/information/heathrow-airport/images/heathrow-hoppa-1.jpg...

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virtuallywill 13.10.12 1:30pm
virtuallywill
Dyslexic diabetic overheats after insulation overdose. 0
weematt 13.10.12 12:36pm
weematt
R Kelly 'believed he could fly' claim rejected by RAF recruitment team 0
custard cream 13.10.12 12:28pm
custard cream
'They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot' because of an error in the plans 2
Perks 13.10.12 12:22pm
custard cream
MP calls for ban on "potentially lethal" Lava cocktails

The MP for Bristol South, Philip Cheesewring, has called for an immediate ban on the sale of cocktails containing lava after a recent incident where one of his constituents had nearly half a pound of...

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bonjonelson 13.10.12 10:59am
bonjonelson
Assange turns himself in as Savile seeks asylum in embassy

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange voluntarily handed himself over to the police this morning after 122 days spent in the Ecudorean embassy. The surprise move followed fast-moving events over the last...

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pinxit 13.10.12 10:40am
pinxit