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Barclays redundancies necessary 'to make room for our big bags of swag' - bosses	0	electrelane	11.02.14 3:57pm electrelane
Shirley Temple threatens to hold her breath once too often	0	Oxbridge	11.02.14 3:44pm Oxbridge
"Where is it illegal to be gay?" ask Somerset inhabitants. Millions of people continue to live in places that outlaw same-sex relationships and prosecute people for being gay. In five countries and in parts of two others, homosexuality is still punishable...	0	Son of Barnabas	11.02.14 3:10pm Son of Barnabas
Switch From Cars To Landing Craft…. ….A big possibility...	0	Jesse Bigg	11.02.14 3:07pm Jesse Bigg
"I'm always confusing Reginal D Hunter with Stephen K Amos" says Samuel L Jackson...	0	Son of Barnabas	11.02.14 2:48pm Son of Barnabas
Bob Crow U-turn on tube results in blocked tunnel. Trains still not running.	0	Son of Barnabas	11.02.14 2:39pm Son of Barnabas
Lock Gates, All The Rage….. ….For Gardens Down South...	0	Jesse Bigg	11.02.14 2:36pm Jesse Bigg
Gove Agrees to Stop Female Genital Mutilation.	0	Ref Minor	11.02.14 2:30pm Ref Minor
Car smoking ban would have stopped Savile claim campaigners. He always lit up after having sex with a child in his car...	1	MADJEZ	11.02.14 2:30pm Son of Barnabas
Cars banned from smoking. Jaguar Landrover shares fall sharply	0	Bigglesworth	11.02.14 1:36pm Bigglesworth
Leaving foul smells before children enter toilet to be a criminal offence The UK government is to make it a criminal offence to leave the lavatory without using a room fragrance before children enter. MPs are likely to vote in favour of an amendment to the Children and...	2	Dick Everyman	11.02.14 11:59am Dick Everyman
Bangladesh Promotes Fund-Raising Concert For British Flood Relief	2	Titus	11.02.14 11:50am A.A.Arkwright
God walks in to a bar, 'I'll have a Shirley Temple'	0	topfotogmw	11.02.14 11:31am topfotogmw
Lollipopped more soon ....	0	Not Amused	11.02.14 10:54am Not Amused
Dyslexic seeking "food of the gods" comes back with 50 tins of Pedigree Chum	0	sydalg	11.02.14 10:38am sydalg
Canoe shortage threatens BBC coverage of floods Due to a severe shortage of canoes the BBC announced it is curtailing further coverage of the floods until more shots of brave old ladies being floated through ankle-deep water by fifteen wading...	0	vulture1	11.02.14 10:27am vulture1
Barclays Boss increases Bonus pot to £5.2 billion. Cuts 7000 jobs in uk Rents atomic space commode to ascend to stratosphere and dump on rest of humanity., More whatthefuck at 1...	0	blokefromstoke	11.02.14 9:40am blokefromstoke
Giraffe Genes To Be Distributed In Future Flood Plans Danes' late change of heart "too late for some". More breeding soon...	0	BewsNiscuit	11.02.14 9:34am BewsNiscuit
Norwich City players celebrate goal with high sixes	0	Oxbridge	11.02.14 9:27am Oxbridge
Vandyke Exhibition Cancelled…. …'Dam it!'...	0	Jesse Bigg	11.02.14 8:29am Jesse Bigg
Katie Hopkins hits out at the birds claiming “They haven’t got jobs.” Katie Hopkins is at it again, this time accusing the birds of scrounging. The former apprentice contestant took to twitter after watching a wildlife program about garden birds. In one tweet she...	2	carlosmanwelly	11.02.14 8:07am ゴルゴ１３
Spate Of Thefts Of Circus Stilts….. ….mainly down south...	0	Jesse Bigg	11.02.14 7:45am Jesse Bigg
Eric Pickles To Be Floated Up The Thames As London braces itself for a flood of West Country proportions, the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government is to save the capital from the deluge by volunteering to be floated down...	3	jp1885	11.02.14 7:05am Kevin the Swan
Norfolk looking forward to "quiet family holiday" on Feb 14	0	sydalg	11.02.14 7:01am sydalg
Local councillors change name of town to Thames-Upon-Staines	0	DorsetBoy	11.02.14 5:37am DorsetBoy
Norfolk Social Services To Hire Danish Giraffe's Former Keeper As Consultant http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/danish-zoo-kills-marius-the-giraffe-to-prevent-inbreeding/story-e6frg6so-1226822263387...	0	Titus	11.02.14 12:57am Titus
South west disappears under wave of publicity for south east	0	Not Amused	11.02.14 12:13am Not Amused
If you can remember your 60s, you weren't there, says confused Alzheimer's man	0	sydalg	10.02.14 11:21pm sydalg
Parents retaliate with ban on One Direction while adults are in car.	0	MADJEZ	10.02.14 11:13pm MADJEZ
Orders for driveless cars rocket as government backs smoking ban.	0	carlosmanwelly	10.02.14 11:08pm carlosmanwelly

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