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Magnanimous Mandela still couldn't forgive Titchmarsh for garden.

More soon., http://www.gardentapestry.co.uk/images/02-01jan00/TTH150341_300x227.jpg...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 12:52pm
custard cream
E.ON increases energy prices in memory of Mandela

An unexpected 3.7% hike in energy bills from January 2014 has been announced by energy giant E.ON just hours after the death of the great leader and visionary, Nelson Mandela, who has died at the age...

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John Roughty 06.12.13 12:51pm
Wrenfoe
BBC announce Strictly stars to 'black-up' for Mandela tribute spectacular.

More surreal tributes soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 12:51pm
MADJEZ
Balamory star likened to Mother Teresa.

Not for anything she did just the fact she died the same day as someone more famous., Goodbye Suzie Sweet ! [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25221282]Balamory& Take the Highroad...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 12:50pm
MADJEZ
George W Bush saddened to hear of Morgan Freeman's death

'I loved him in The Shawshank Redemption', he said...

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custard cream 06.12.13 12:48pm
Wrenfoe
Chimp expected to fast tracked as Republican presidential hopeful

More to follow...

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apepper 06.12.13 12:40pm
apepper
Elderly man dies. 0
godly1966 06.12.13 12:06pm
godly1966
Tall monument in centre of Trafalgar Sq. to be renamed Nelson's Column 0
A.A.Arkwright 06.12.13 11:24am
A.A.Arkwright
Assad, Mugabe, al-Bashir & Other Leaders Ponder How Much They Will Be Mourned 2
Titus 06.12.13 11:05am
Sinnick
Moral Compasses set for change in 2014

The Met Office announced today that gravitational pulls will result in a slight shift in moral compasses in 2014. They said that some people have already complained of complete befuddlement on...

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Mr Orca 06.12.13 10:47am
Robopop
Google steals business plan from Megatron

Comic-book nerds have expressed fear and delight at the prospect of Google robots soon doing battle with Amazon parcel drones. One geek confessed: ‘Having Autobots deliver to my home is way cool....

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Wrenfoe 06.12.13 10:45am
Wrenfoe
George Osbourne's Autumn Statement: "The Death Star is Fully Operational" 2
moanygit 06.12.13 10:29am
Mr Orca
Mandela Makes Headlines Despite Not Using Drugs Or Abusing Children.

He didn't even ruin a bank. What [i]are[/i] the press thinking of?...

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Titus 06.12.13 10:29am
Titus
Sites Crash As Posts Say "You Can't Say THAT About Coverage Of Mandela's Death". 0
Titus 06.12.13 10:24am
Titus
Spin doctor decides against saying 'It's a good day to bury bad news'

BUT we all know they're thinking it ! More soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 10:16am
bonjonelson
Britain mourns the passing of balance, perspective and sense of humour 1
cinquecento 06.12.13 10:09am
Titus
Gerry Adams 'confident of global wave of grief and despair' when he dies 4
pere floza 06.12.13 10:07am
pere floza
Daily Express ponder what Diana would make of Mandela's death.

Many more Express Diana stories soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 10:02am
Titus
Hyde Park memorial fountain to be renamed 'Diandela' 1
pere floza 06.12.13 10:00am
pere floza
BBC To Launch New 'Mandela' Channel

Following the death of Nelson Mandela, the BBC has announced that BBC1, BBC2 and Radio 4 are to be merged into a new 'superchannel' dedicated to broadcasting the news of Mr Mandela's death until the...

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deceangli 06.12.13 9:35am
deceangli
Man seeks counselling after realising Mandela's death hasn't left him bereft 0
irreverendJ 06.12.13 9:25am
irreverendJ
BBC 1 Heir hunters set to battle for control of Mandela's legacy 1
irreverendJ 06.12.13 9:17am
MADJEZ
Bookies breath sigh of relief...

as there's no overnight statement from Bruce Forsyth's agent...

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raudus 06.12.13 9:17am
raudus
Mandela's Death Is No Traegedy: It Is An Occasion To Celebrate His Achievements

I wish some of the news media would stop wittering on about his death being a "terrible tragedy". He was a frail, very old man who had been gravely ill for quite a while and who had quit active...

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Titus 06.12.13 9:11am
MADJEZ
'Marine A' changes name by Deed Poll to 'Marine A' before being named... 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 8:49am
MADJEZ
John Major to auction his Magic: The Gathering card collection for charity

more soon. Actually, I meant it, if people like the idea I'll come back and flesh this out a bit...

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bonjonelson 06.12.13 8:45am
bonjonelson
Mandela "not immortal" shock

Global leaders have been left reeling from the revelation that Nelson Mandela may not live forever. There is a now a distinct possibility that people will look to them to actually make the world a...

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Wrenfoe 06.12.13 8:43am
Wrenfoe
White South Africans help 'Ding dong the wicked witch is dead' to top chart. 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:30am
MADJEZ
Man feels like political activist after 'liking' Nelson Mandela on Facebook. 0
MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:17am
MADJEZ
FW De Klerk demands refund over twenty year old polonium purchase.

More conspiracy theories soon...

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MADJEZ 06.12.13 1:11am
MADJEZ