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New report claims 90% of 2-man tents are made by Indonesian children 3
grumblechops 3 years

Occupy London in Moral Quandry. More soon...

Job Seekers benefits may be cut - Including paid holiday 0
Perks 3 years

Job Seekers up and down the UK have reacted with anger at the governments proposal to cut the benefits of those who fail to pay their fines. Among the benefits to be cut are paid holiday, pension...

mystery revealed why last calls from Kelly's phone came from NOW Newsdesk 1
4ty2 3 years

At the time MI5 was too embarrassed to reveal their inability to track down the correct location of Kelly after being told of his misfortune in the oxfordshire woods whilst their triangulation...

Syria relegated from Arab league to Asia minor 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Succession changes "An end to feudal Head of State arrangements. Oh, hang on..." 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Indian Grand Prix tickets cost months pay for locals. Cheaper than Silverstone ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Ooh little bit of F1 politics, my names Ben Elton. Goodnight...

Bored teen complains "there's nothing on the internet" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
X Factor Rhythmix to change name to SCOPE, MENCAP or OXFAM 4
simonjmr 3 years

The TV show backs down in a battle with a children's charity over Rhythmix band name, and are currently considering less contentious names. More soon...

No change at all in top directors' pay (after tax). 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon. 0
Maverick 3 years

Charles now set to become first catholic queen. No more soon...

Saif al-Islam to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show, offered counselling. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Not the gameshow, obviously...

Italy replaces Berlusconi with Joe "La Dolce" vita. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Sophie Wessex converts to Islam. 1
rikkor 3 years

"I thought, what the hell? My kids are going to be shop clerks anyway."...

Belief in Sarah Palin early sign of onset of Alzheimer's. More, er, um...... 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Royal line of males have no hair... 0
brd888 3 years

Except for Harry but well . you know....

Giggling Medieval Punishment "Laughing Stock" 1
apepper 3 years

A hopeful inventor who presented a giggling version of a 500 year old punishment system was branded a laughing stock by investment Dragons. "Oot's complotloy croozy", explained a furious Duncan...

Canon fired 11
apepper 3 years

St Paul's Canon,Dr Giles Fraser, has left his job over the Occupy London protesters...

Guilty Vincent feels he's been stabbed in Tabak 0
Perks 3 years
Cameron Admits He's A Fake Tan Phoney....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Trying hard to hide his impetigo...

Billie Piper's pregnancy written into play: The Lena Zavaroni story. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Grayson Perry delighted at new succession rules "All bases covered". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Number of paces royal wives walk behind their husbands slashed from ten to eight 1
allmyownstunts 3 years
Louis Walsh takes charge of new X-Factor contestant category "Benefit Cheats". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Sarkozy 'trampled' at European summit 4
Scroat 3 years

French President Nicolas Sarkozy was airlifted to hospital yesterday after being found sticking to the shoe of Prime Minister David Cameron. “One minute he was there when we had the photo shoot,...

Royal Succession chaos caused by Prince Harry/Abu Hamza same sex union 0
apepper 3 years

The revised Royal succession rules have been thrown into chaos by Prince Harry's controversial decision to enter a same sex union with Islamic militant Abu Hamza. Prince Harry is currently third in...

Cornish pensioner walks out of bingo in ‘lateral protest’ against Stratford play 5
Clarky 3 years

A Truro pensioner stormed out of a bingo club in protest against the explicit scenes of sex and violence in the controversial Marat/Sade play. ‘Why go to the bother of travelling all the way to...

New film reveals all Stephen Fry's works written by Shakespeare. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Well, the good bits at least...

Good looking female royals to get priority in throne succession. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Royal Succession laws change, future regent to be selected on new ITV show. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Future potential Kings and Queens will have to prove their abilities and win public respect and telephone votes in a TV talent knock-out competition. Simon Cowell's Syco Ltd has announced an...

Bored Occupy London protesters now struggling to Occupy Themselves 0
dicky37 3 years

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