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Party leaders outdo each other in ill-treatment of the unemployed

The leaders of the Conservative, Labour and the Other One parties were locked in a battle to see who could appeal to voters the most by thinking of the most horrendous way to treat the unemployed....

John Wiltshire 30.09.13 2:26pm
Anger As Famous Nanny Changes Mind On Circus Rap Performances

Poppin’s flip-flop on big-top hip-top not spit-spot or tip-top. [i]Sorry, had to get it out, it was stuck in my head all day.[/i]...

SimonJJames 30.09.13 1:57pm
Sunderland invite di Canio back after Peter Reid declares himself available 2
Midfield Diamond 30.09.13 1:33pm
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Chase & Dave refuse to appear at Gertcha retrial. 0
MADJEZ 30.09.13 1:25pm
Airline First class to charge extra fee for First class service 0
Dumbnews 30.09.13 1:01pm
UN observes 2 min silence following death of Mark Darcy 0
irreverendJ 30.09.13 12:49pm
Simon Cowell to be declared Saint Says Pope Francis

In a surprise move, the Vatican has announced that Pope Francis will canonise music mogul Simon Cowell. A spokesman explained the move saying "Mr Cowell has met certain criteria required to be...

Flugelbinder 30.09.13 12:22pm
Justin Welby outed as a 'closet Christian'

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today sensationally outed as a 'Christian' by pressure group JerichoWalls, which aims to 'out' closet Christians in the church. The founder of...

John Wiltshire 30.09.13 11:30am
Catholic Church withdraws early from discussion on contraception

The forum held in the Dutch Cap-ital was designed for religious and political leaders to discuss a way forward in the testy subject of contraception. It was however not met with much enthusiasm from...

Flugelbinder 30.09.13 11:26am
Boating Pond Terror as Pedalo catches fire

Day trippers at a boating pond in Surrey were left largely unmoved yesterday afternoon after a pedalo started billowing smoke., John Tomber and his girlfriend were in the middle of the pond when the...

Flugelbinder 30.09.13 11:24am
Moyes: I will turn Man Utd into Everton

Manchester United manager David Moyes says he will not rest until Manchester United regularly end the football season at between positions 8-15 for 10 years running. “As throughout my career, my...

farmer giles 30.09.13 11:16am
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World peace beckons as Obama/Rouhani "trade knock knock jokes" on phone

The men in whose hands the world’s fate depends complained about their respective mothers’cooking, exchanged knock-knock jokes and planned a prank call to President Assad, claiming the Syrian...

nickb 30.09.13 10:59am
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X Factor final rounds to be replaced with dole queue

ITV has announced that the final rounds of the X-Factor talent show will be replaced with a dole queue which commentators expect to wrap 'around the block'. 'These are people who have slagged their...

jimiedge 30.09.13 10:56am
Thames Tour Boat Blaze Horror

Moored soon...

Flugelbinder 30.09.13 10:35am
University of Life accused of bias in admissions policy

The University of Life has been given an official warning that it must show a more diverse student intake or face penalties, after research showed that 90 per cent of its alumni are loudmouthed white...

sydalg 30.09.13 9:45am
Three "blind" mice, see how they run from benefits fraud investigator 0
sydalg 30.09.13 9:33am
Jacques Cousteau to deliver Reef lectures

Posthumously, obviously...

apepper 30.09.13 8:17am
Horror for P.E. teachers as they discover there is a 'me' in team 1
TobiasBV 30.09.13 8:05am
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New horror flick based on true events from a Yelp review 0
Dumbnews 30.09.13 3:56am
Dalai Lama confirms The Transporter is his favourite movie franchise 0
custard cream 29.09.13 9:21pm
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Ed Miliband promises to renationalise the coal industry.

In return for a large donation from the NUM...

deskpilot3 29.09.13 9:06pm
Outrage as handsome successful man turns out to be nice

High drama today as a local man, who lives in the biggest house, has the most attractive wife, drives an enviable motor and earns six figures has been found to be quite a nice bloke. His neighbours...

TobiasBV 29.09.13 8:28pm
'Too much admin' in modern relationships, expert claims

We've all heard that romance is dead, but apparently a sociology professor in durham has worked out why. Meredith Grmies claims that young people in the look of love are too beset with...

TobiasBV 29.09.13 7:53pm
'Psychoanalysis addict becomes 'most self-aware man in world' - and miserable'

It began with a single visit to the local shrink, but soon Burton Goldberg's psychoanalysis habit was out of control. He had at least one appointment a day, often more, and many of the different...

TobiasBV 29.09.13 7:14pm
Two-day-old mayfly shares the secret of his longevity... 0
Tripod 29.09.13 5:58pm
Hermit convention proves major flop

The first in a proposed bi-annual gathering of the UK's hermits has proved to be a major let down to the organizers, who remain nameless and have refused to comment, as not one of the thousands who...

TobiasBV 29.09.13 5:53pm
Piers Morgan In Hot Water Over Offensive 'Sun' Blog

Popular chat show host Piers Morgan has found himself in hot water over a spoof blog he created, entitled "Alternative Uses For The Sun Newspaper". The blog features juvenile posts from...

Giroscope 29.09.13 4:06pm
Tom Jones impersonator arrested. Police say "It's not unusual".

Charged with possession of green green grass of home...

Maverick 29.09.13 3:54pm
Exasperated reader of satiric 'news' websites no longer able to tell what's real

After spending time reading faux or satirical news articles online, Joseph Capgras, an exasperated man from Ipswich, has recently confessed he has lost the ability to tell what is real and what is...

TobiasBV 29.09.13 3:36pm
Nopower, the new fastest growing political party, buys votes for £120 each

Ed Moribund, made no secret of his delight in the national press and TV coverage that his inaugural speech achieved. He promised voters £120 each if they vote for him and his party is elected....

2escapees 29.09.13 2:01pm