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"He was wandering all over the place,but I didn't taser him" says Lancashire cop

custard cream 17.10.12 2:34pm
custard cream
"He was wandering all over the place, so I tasered him", confirms Lancashire cop

custard cream 17.10.12 2:27pm
custard cream
Gary McKinnon hacks into Teresa May's PC to reverse her decision to extradite 2
grottymonty 17.10.12 2:00pm
Tambourine Dream
Ashley Cole leaps to defence of under fire Serbian Football Supporters

Ashley Cole attacked the England U21 side in a '#U21bunchoftwats' tweet today following their allegations of racism by the Serbian crowd. In his tweet he claimed that he himself had played Serbia...

Tambourine Dream 17.10.12 1:59pm
Tambourine Dream
FA to investigate why England game was postponed despite ideal diving conditions 3
Qoxiivi 17.10.12 1:38pm
Woman found guilty of marriage

A 38 year old woman has today been found guilty of marriage with intent following a week long trial at Belfast Crown Court. Charlene Casey, from Adelaide Street in the city, who was charged along...

jamsieoconnor 17.10.12 1:16pm
Harry Redknapp to manage local Starbucks 'as it's not too taxing'

More to follow...

philthefunk 17.10.12 1:04pm
SETI detects message from four-sun planet - 'Does anyone have the right time?' 4
Idiot 17.10.12 12:23pm
The All New Jeni B
Man banned from the USA because of "Asparagus Syndrome"

US Border officials have banned Maurice Carter of Honiton, Devon from entering the United States, blaming what they call "Asparagus Syndrome" a rare medical condition which makes sufferers' urine...

nickb 17.10.12 12:16pm
Madame Tussards melts down Savile's waxwork to make one of Eric Pickles chins 2
philthefunk 17.10.12 11:52am
Ahhhh ha

oh ho,yer yep yep,fumble fumble ahh panties ay?.ooooohhhh yes.rumaging around..yep whoopppee..nice one.ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrhhhhhh...

Mr Molester 17.10.12 11:51am
Frankie Boyle returns from Serbia to continue racism case 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 17.10.12 11:30am
Psycadelic Squirrel
St James Hospital in Leeds to rename itself to avoid association with Savile 0
simonjmr 17.10.12 11:30am
Calls for Theresa May

to be sacked after sobbing Mrs McKinnon interviewed at her sons suicide at the foot of Beachey Head said"ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh how could she ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh she said he wasnt going to...

Mr Molester 17.10.12 11:27am
Mr Molester
Starbucks explains why it pays so little tax in the UK...

Despite charging customers ridiculous amounts for coffee, Starbucks UK makes only a teenie-weenie profit. This is because Starbucks UK is charged a ridiculous amount for the coffee beans by...

deskpilot3 17.10.12 11:00am
'It's a complete cock and bull story' says farmer accused of bestiality. 0
Idiot 17.10.12 10:43am
"Imagine a world with four Suns" - Rupert Murdoch addresses News Corp conference 1
simonjmr 17.10.12 10:42am
Frankie Boyle hires John Terry as character witness

and Jim Davidson as back up, more to follow...

philthefunk 17.10.12 9:56am
Presedential Candidates aim for Christmas No1 single

PeterB 17.10.12 9:54am
Two For One Ticket Offer for 2013 Superbowl Show .

Beyonce, Get One Free...

rob box 17.10.12 9:31am
rob box
Serbian football fans in 'Missing Link' breakthrough

Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin have accidently stumbled across a possible link between Serbian football fans and the evolutionary trudge from ape to human. ...

Dick Everyman 17.10.12 9:29am
Dick Everyman
Roy Hodgson despairs at the dense Wayne 3
charlies_hat 17.10.12 8:56am
Polish plumbers recalled 1
Sinnick 17.10.12 8:34am
Dick Everyman
Michael Fish resigns from Polish FA 1
philthefunk 17.10.12 8:28am
Planet with four suns rumoured to be location for Pride and Prejudice sequel 0
Screenie 17.10.12 8:13am
RBS returns to situation where it can pay bosses massive bonuses again 0
Smart Alex 17.10.12 8:13am
Smart Alex
Clumsy Anglicans to support the coordination of women

As the first step ?...

DorsetBoy 17.10.12 2:52am
John Terry's idea to keep a low profile at under 21s not going to plan 0
Perks 16.10.12 10:53pm
Re-arranged England vs Poland game to go ahead despite expected shower of shit 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 16.10.12 10:19pm
New Hirst sculpture depicts bronze disappearing up own arse

Damien Hirst's latest controversial artwork was today unveiled in the Devon town of Ilfracombe. The striking 65ft (20m) high bronze artwork of a man's head firmly wedged between the cleft of his own...

landofdopeandtories 16.10.12 9:28pm