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Bathroom scene edited out of John Major biopic for daytime audience 0
Drylaw 3 years
Diane Abbott's fake boobs turn racist and want help to end it all on Twitter. 0
Perks 3 years

I think that's todays news...

Diane Abbot responds: "The trouble with fat sterotypists is.. oh, hang on..." 1
dvo4fun 3 years
I'm no racist but... White People love to play Divide and Rule, says MP 6
ronseal 3 years

White People, the homogeneous mass of caucasians who all think the same, may be ordered by a court to open up their famous "Divide and Rule" game to all comers. The move follows complaints by Dianne...

Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Case Kills 12 0
thisisall1word 3 years
'Divide and rule’ to replace chess at Mind Olympiad... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

as the rules are understood by all honkies, not just the clever ones., More soon., OTT?...

Let doctors assist terminally dull in suicide bids, experts propose. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Obama announces that US foreign policy has reduced the size of the military 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Footballer Titus Bramble scores hat trick. More charges soon. 0
Major Clanger 3 years
On Antiques Roadshow tonight - Colonial era Divide and Slide Rule 0
bonjonelson 3 years
BNP launches "Divide and Rule" app. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Obama unveils smaller US military. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Large Hadron Collider banned from Olympics 0
MrQ 3 years

Usain Bolt hailed a victory for common sense as a petition by top athletes to keep Cern’s supercollider out of the 2012 games convinced LOCOG to act. The Large Hadron Collider has recorded...

Abbott claims discrimination as phone wasn't tapped by NoW. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Diane Abbot revealed as the new Top Gear Stig 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Abbott signed by Dalgleish for Liverpool. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Duchess of Cambridge denies 'Bob-a-Job' allegations 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Manicurist Files For Divorce. 4
sredni vashta 3 years
Abbott v Mugabe all black chess piece match ends in chaos 0
cinquecento 3 years
Accused metal thief had "a cast iron alibi" claims solicitor 2
simonjmr 3 years
Led Zeppelin Stripped By Metal Thieves. 3
Al McHogan 3 years
Thatcher's reign, will now be known as a "dictatorship" and not a regime 0
simonjmr 3 years
Keeper has breakdown after animal stocktake 0
Major Clanger 3 years

A keeper at London Zoo has suffered a breakdown after undertaking the annual animal audit. His wife reports, “He was doing well to start with. It doesn’t take much effort to spot the...

Meryl Streep defends Tefal product placement on her latest movie 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Stockport Hospital assisted suicides to be limited to voluntary cases in future 1
cinquecento 3 years

drip, drip...

Happiness Index prototype to be re-calibrated after Phil Jones’ own goal 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

hilarious, wasn't it?...

‘Assisted suicide could be dangerous’ warn campaigners 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

As the Commission on Assisted Dying releases a report calling for assisted suicide to be legalised in Britain, opposition groups are also having their say, pointing out the inherent dangers and...

Cameron to ask Black Community Leaders if they agree Dianne Aboott, or not 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Female to male gender swapper defies "A Rose by any other name, smells as sweet" 0
simonjmr 3 years

Or should it be "sweat"? More soon...

Occasional table seeks permanent employment 0
simonjmr 3 years