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|Royals delighted with their new, unlimited supply of party hats and serviettes.||2||
||the coarse whisperer||3 years|
|Obama sends Gadaffi dozens of self-help books||0||
|Controversy as Ladbrokes offer 3-1 on divorce by Christmas...||0||
Middletons "disappointed" to discover that Swan actually tastes like Chicken...
|Give man a fish he feeds 4 a day. Give him a PC, he becomes TWAT, warns charity||3||
Charities have warned against the dangers of giving people computers, after a mass outbreak of insufferable nerds was discovered in an East African Village. "Give a man a fish, you can feed him for...
|'Larry would be proud of me' says Cameron||0||
Prime Minister David Cameron has confirmed that the entire royal family is 'Completely delighted' with his efforts to lick their bottoms by creating a bank holiday to celebrate the royal wedding,...
|Referendum news: Owls come out in favour of Alternative Vole system.||2||
||be reasonable||3 years|
But Pat and Jess support 'First Past the Postman'...
|Royal Wedding Update: Queen Gives It Five Months||0||
|Donald Trump urges Superman to release Birth Certificate||2||
|Cameron accused of product placement when Clegg replaced by Churchill dog||2||
|Londoners Sucsessfully Avoid Talking To Neighbours At Wedding Street Parties||0||
|16m Tune In as Prince Says 'One Does'||0||
|Child scarred for life after Grandmother shouts "Don't forget your egg hunt!"||9||
|Jeremy Clarkson denounced David Cameron -calls him a sexist public school twat||0||
The ongoing scandal about whether or not David Cameron had a dinner over christmas with Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear and Rebekah Brooks, chief executive of News International, blew up again when...
|Cartoon Network still offline eight days after hack. Spongebob's identity stolen||0||
|Rob Brydon celebrates ‘flawless’ Royal Wedding commentary||0||
||Des and Stan||3 years|
Comedian and impersonator Rob Brydon has been celebrating after a marathon stint commentating on the royal nuptials, standing in at the last minute for anchorman Huw Edwards. ‘I got the call from...
|No Camp pulls Becky, 21, from Croydon||0||
Opponents of the alternative voting system gained a vital boost yesterday as an aspiring model-cum-nursery-nurse became the first recorded person in the country to be won over to the...
|Princess Attacked by Giant Spider||1||
London Zoo have .., http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/royal-wedding/hats/beatrice-eugenie-435.jpg .confirmed that the big, bug-eyed beast is a Beatrice, and that the spider is a...
|Man with one pair of spectacles unable to fix broken spectacles||2||
|'News of The World' employs baboon to interpret Rooney's 'phone calls.||2||
||be reasonable||3 years|
|In UK's first AV wedding Prince William chooses Pippa as his second choice.||0||
|Embarrassment as Harry remembers ring, forgets trothe.||0||
|Immigrants flee oppressive régime; Mexican border overrun by U.S. poker players.||0||
|Breaking news: Mrs Middleton used sky blue Andrex triple ply||1||
|Upside Down Union Jack Reports Crash Offlag Website||0||
|Duchess of Oxford gets to the Abbey first by a length.||0||
|Conservationists attempt to reintroduce white dog poo||0||
You just don't see it these days...
|Cohabiting couple to stop living in sin today.||0||
||Tammy Flugh||3 years|
|Lifestyle experts and Royal Correspondents gather in Westminster for the big day||0||
Its almost exactly 30 years since the last great coming together of the nation’s lifestyle gurus and the world’s Royal correspondents. For this is [u]their[/u] day. TV crews jostle for position...
|Newspaper royal wedding supplements cause Andrex sales to plunge||0||
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