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Royals delighted with their new, unlimited supply of party hats and serviettes. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Obama sends Gadaffi dozens of self-help books 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Controversy as Ladbrokes offer 3-1 on divorce by Christmas... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Middletons disappointed 2
miked10270 3 years

Middletons "disappointed" to discover that Swan actually tastes like Chicken...

Give man a fish he feeds 4 a day. Give him a PC, he becomes TWAT, warns charity 3
ronseal 3 years

Charities have warned against the dangers of giving people computers, after a mass outbreak of insufferable nerds was discovered in an East African Village. "Give a man a fish, you can feed him for...

'Larry would be proud of me' says Cameron 0
antharrison 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has confirmed that the entire royal family is 'Completely delighted' with his efforts to lick their bottoms by creating a bank holiday to celebrate the royal wedding,...

Referendum news: Owls come out in favour of Alternative Vole system. 2
be reasonable 3 years

But Pat and Jess support 'First Past the Postman'...

Royal Wedding Update: Queen Gives It Five Months 0
Textbook 3 years
Donald Trump urges Superman to release Birth Certificate 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Cameron accused of product placement when Clegg replaced by Churchill dog 2
Sinnick 3 years
Londoners Sucsessfully Avoid Talking To Neighbours At Wedding Street Parties 0
thisisall1word 3 years
16m Tune In as Prince Says 'One Does' 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Child scarred for life after Grandmother shouts "Don't forget your egg hunt!" 9
rickwestwell 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson denounced David Cameron -calls him a sexist public school twat 0
steve_l 3 years

The ongoing scandal about whether or not David Cameron had a dinner over christmas with Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear and Rebekah Brooks, chief executive of News International, blew up again when...

Cartoon Network still offline eight days after hack. Spongebob's identity stolen 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Rob Brydon celebrates ‘flawless’ Royal Wedding commentary 0
Des and Stan 3 years

Comedian and impersonator Rob Brydon has been celebrating after a marathon stint commentating on the royal nuptials, standing in at the last minute for anchorman Huw Edwards. ‘I got the call from...

No Camp pulls Becky, 21, from Croydon 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Opponents of the alternative voting system gained a vital boost yesterday as an aspiring model-cum-nursery-nurse became the first recorded person in the country to be won over to the...

Princess Attacked by Giant Spider 1
BewsNiscuit 3 years

London Zoo have .., http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/royal-wedding/hats/beatrice-eugenie-435.jpg .confirmed that the big, bug-eyed beast is a Beatrice, and that the spider is a...

Man with one pair of spectacles unable to fix broken spectacles 2
antharrison 3 years
'News of The World' employs baboon to interpret Rooney's 'phone calls. 2
be reasonable 3 years
In UK's first AV wedding Prince William chooses Pippa as his second choice. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Embarrassment as Harry remembers ring, forgets trothe. 0
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Immigrants flee oppressive régime; Mexican border overrun by U.S. poker players. 0
SteveCut 3 years
Breaking news: Mrs Middleton used sky blue Andrex triple ply 1
antharrison 3 years
Upside Down Union Jack Reports Crash Offlag Website 0
mugwump 3 years
Duchess of Oxford gets to the Abbey first by a length. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Conservationists attempt to reintroduce white dog poo 0
Pinhead 3 years

You just don't see it these days...

Cohabiting couple to stop living in sin today. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Lifestyle experts and Royal Correspondents gather in Westminster for the big day 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Its almost exactly 30 years since the last great coming together of the nation’s lifestyle gurus and the world’s Royal correspondents. For this is [u]their[/u] day. TV crews jostle for position...

Newspaper royal wedding supplements cause Andrex sales to plunge 0
antharrison 3 years