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Woman who bought fake Christmas tree haunted by eco guilt

Jenny Devereaux's purchase of a fake Christmas tree his year has left her guilt-ridden and worried that she may have tipped the planet into environmental meltdown. And the tree has split the...

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roybland 08.12.13 3:53pm
roybland
Obituary: Nelson Mandela - 2

Nelson Mandela, the Che Guevara of the middle classes, has died in South Africa, aged 95, after a long battle against a lung infection. Born in 1918 in a stable in Bethlehem, this unassuming farm...

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jamsieoconnor 08.12.13 2:34pm
AReader
Introspection Society should "stop navel-gazing and look outward"

More soon, if I feel like it...

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AReader 08.12.13 2:27pm
AReader
Mandela Death Latest: He's still dead

Mandela Death Latest: He's still dead...

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Bentley 08.12.13 1:54pm
Bentley
Shock as RSPCA discover Norton Antivirus has been killing millions of pups. 0
godly1966 08.12.13 1:47pm
godly1966
American drone strikes hit Buddhist mandalas for 'disrespecting St. Nelson.' 0
FOAD 08.12.13 12:48pm
FOAD
Advertisers ask 'Is it too soon to cash in on Mandela?'

As the inevitable squabble over Nelson Mandela's estate descends into chaos, advertising agencies have been left on tenterhooks awaiting the appropriate time to trample over his legacy. Untroubled by...

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Wrenfoe 08.12.13 11:08am
Gerontius
Boy finding porn in the woods 'delighted' with his new iPad.

A teenager has been speaking of his surprise and joy in resurrecting the tradition of finding porn in the woods and is delighted with the iPad that it came on. The young lad was scouring the bushes...

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James Pluside 08.12.13 10:25am
Robopop
MPs To Receive Counselling On How To Cope With Grief Of Pay Rise

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25287108...

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Titus 08.12.13 9:39am
Titus
Heart Of Darkness Reaches Kielder Forest

The horror, the horror! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21666483...

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Titus 08.12.13 9:34am
Titus
Government outlaws fascist bastardism.

Government passes new bill to protect the rights of "Fascist Bastards"., An overwhelming majority vote in parliament today recognised that, "Fascist Bastardism" will not be tolerated in the UK. ...

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Ching 08.12.13 5:04am
FOAD
Coalition Government to sell off UK to France

The decision to sell the nation's stake in the UK was confirmed this week by the financial secretary to the Treasury, Danny Alexander - recently voted Britain's most annoying ginger twat in a pub in...

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zabko1961 08.12.13 5:01am
FOAD
Fred Goodwin & Paul Flowers Become Air Traffic Controllers

http://news.sky.com/story/1179070/air-traffic-control-problem-delays-uk-flights...

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Titus 08.12.13 3:11am
Titus
Andrew Mitchell Names His Favourite Christmas Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM...

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Titus 08.12.13 3:01am
Titus
Malala 'a saddo loser', British schoolchildren agree

Schoolchildren throughout Britain are still struggling to come to terms with the acclaim accorded to Malala Yousafzai, a Pakistani school pupil and activist blogger who was shot in the head by the...

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Oxbridge 08.12.13 12:18am
Mr Target
Nissan Main Dealers bemused by floral tributes. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 07.12.13 10:25pm
antharrison
Now Revealed: Mandela Left Bad Review Of Robin Island On Trip Advisor 2
Titus 07.12.13 10:24pm
antharrison
Dinner party fantasist revises invite list following Mandela's death

Mike Jones, a 68 year-old car salesman from Manchester, has - for the 40th time - been forced to revise the invitee list for his 'Ideal' dinner party following the death of Nelson Mandela. 'I...

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antharrison 07.12.13 9:57pm
antharrison
Police reveal Mandela body found in Oscar Pistorius bathroom.

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 07.12.13 9:39pm
antharrison
Salford man in hiding after admitting "I never met Mandela"

A Salford man is currently receiving specialist counselling after voluntarily admitting "I never met Mandela". Police are asking for others in a similar position to come forward for their own...

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Kevin the Swan 07.12.13 9:33pm
Squudge
Man saying nothing about Mandela accused of being racist 1
Dumbnews 07.12.13 8:01pm
Ching
Nelson Mandela was absolutely great

Former South African president, Nelson Mandela, who passed away yesterday, was absolutely great in every single way possible, it has been revealed. It is just difficult to put into words just how...

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jamsieoconnor 07.12.13 7:52pm
Titus
Nissan Main Dealer in Cape Town "Surprised and delighted" by heartfelt tributes 4
Skylarking 07.12.13 7:42pm
Paddy Berzinski
Keith Vaz clears his diary and heads for Pretoria

More next week...

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medici2471 07.12.13 5:13pm
medici2471
Mexican thief with radiation poisonoing upset not to have developed superpowers 0
Smart Alex 07.12.13 4:54pm
Smart Alex
First wave of internet Mandela gags fails in mass premature e-joculation.

More lateronish...

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Al OPecia 07.12.13 4:44pm
Al OPecia
Harry Enfield rues loss of last remaining accurate impersonation. 3
Al OPecia 07.12.13 4:31pm
FOAD
Ancient Manuscript Found In English Monastery Ruins…..

….Forecasts a blue-tunic group of men, greedy for power, will pillage the land and rob the poor…. Nah, could be a hoax...

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Jesse Bigg 07.12.13 3:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Sorry - post withdrawn

Nothing to see here move along...

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AReader 07.12.13 2:55pm
AReader
Justin Bieber asks to be sent to prison for 27 years. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.12.13 12:54pm
Al OPecia