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Keyboard Members with Painful Hands May Be Experiencing 'Writer's Crap' 0
3 years
Man regrets ‘charity begins at home’ remark after visit from Lenny Henry 2
jp1885 3 years

A Droitwich man has publicly retracted his belief that ‘charity begins at home – namely 47 Blamire Gardens’ after a film crew, headed by Comic Relief front man Lenny Henry, arrived on his...

Sarkozy seeks Protected Geographical Indication for French Onion Soup 5
simonjmr 3 years
Obese Northern male (37) stays awake 52 hours - playing Yakuza 4 on the PS3 0
simonjmr 3 years
'We're just coming into Devon, so we should see Dart... 13
John Wiltshire 3 years

moor soon.'...

Italy evacuates 120,000 teenage girls from vicinity of Silvio Berlusconi 8
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Italian government has announced the urgent evacuation of nearly 120,000 teenage girls from the area around Silvio Berlusconi, the ageing prime minister who has recently been damaged by a huge...

Shock report shows that some drug users are also sportsmen 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

A shock 3-year investigation into the habits of drug users has disclosed that some of them also take part in athletic events., One drug taker, known only as Usain, has admitted to taking part in...

Bill Clinton ambivalent towards No Fly zone 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Katie Price to follow Michelle Obama and release "My Lady Garden" book 0
simonjmr 3 years
Responses to Japanese disaster gags an "over reaction" too many 0
simonjmr 3 years
Charity crisis looms as Gaddafi threatens to withhold Comic Relief donation 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Colonnel Gaddafi last night raised the spectre of him withholding his usually generous biennial donation to the Comic Relief , in the event of “any foreign military act” against his murderous...

More protests after Bob Diamond is awarded The Cheltenham Gold Cup. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Public say writing is on the wall after large Banksy bonus is announced. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Public Appology to Mr. Biscuit - I really didn't see it 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Woke up this morning an thought, that'll make a funny headline - didn't even bother reading anyone else's. Sorry...

New property show launches specifically for husbands "A Pace In The Wrong" 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Fukushima nuclear threat upgraded from 'Critical' to 'Charlie Brooker' 0
pinxit 3 years
Irish seek UN support for Lansdowne Road English No Try zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Manchester City and Liverpool combine to launch Red Face Day 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Independent: Mel Gibson booked on battery charge... 1
be reasonable 3 years

I'm positive he'll be seeing the inside of a cell, then...

NB contributor said to suffer very long "Senior Moments" 2
OldThingy 3 years

To be more reasonable probably two weeks later rather than soner...

Police close in on menace after 60 year rule of terror 9
beau-jolly 3 years

Scottish police believe they are close to solving a string of petty crimes and anti-social behaviour in Dundee. The naughtiness is believed to have been perpetrated by a single man, now aged 60.,...

Japan now in lead in Disaster World Cup. 1
3 years

Jubilant news has reached us from disaster stricken Japan- they are currently topping the leadership of the ongoing 'Disaster World Cup'. The Disaster World Cup is a championship for countries...

England cricket team to adopt Olympic high jump policy in future 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

After another nail-biting game, the English Cricket Board have decided that in future one-day competitions, the English public and travelling support will be spared the tense group finishes by taking...

Charlie Sheen and Katie Price marry in quiet ceremony with no media present 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

According to OK! magazine oh bollocks...

UK Banks Come Top in Japan Liability List 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Banks delighted taxpayer will foot bill...

No Fly Zone could be launched in 45 minutes 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Govt has a dossier...

Daily Mail "success" in long-running campaign as Japan is now 4m further away 0
MC One R 3 years

"It's one in the eye for Johnny Foreigner" said the paper's spokesman, "we have long voiced our opposition to other countries slowly encroaching on UK territory, and immigrants claiming state...

Finding Atlantis is 'the holy grail of quests', says archaeologist. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Reactor meltdown latest, Japanese experts now suggest "Pissing on it" ... 0
Kramaring 3 years

No more soon...

Towels Top Royal Couples Wedding List 2
LizzyG 3 years

Kate and Will, or Widdleton as they are now widely know, have set up an Argos wedding list aimed at their less affluent family members. Top of their wish list is a 6-piece towel bale in a tasteful...