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Jap PoW survivors apologise to camp commandant for making ceremonial sword blunt 0
Gerontius 3 years

More apologies sooneven if it wasn't us...

Got It! Cameron's "Big Society"....... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

A counter-balance of balloons versus OTT cuts and massive job losses...

After Japan War Joke Should Stephen Fry be put in the Sweat Box to Cool Off? 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

10 days should do...

BBC Head of Light Entertainment to Ritually Apologise To Japan Over Joke 2
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"You British think you are funny but you can't even build a railway through the jungle", said one ex guard...

Tracey Emin told to tidy her room and have an early night... 0
Doylem 3 years
Funding for esoteric physics particles cut in favor of research on flying cars 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Will's 2nd Thoughts After Kate Seen Taking Notes During My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Iraq Inquiry to employ Spiritualist to Question Saddam 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"Did you have wmd? One rap for yes two raps for no"...

Greggs and McDonalds support "Big "Society" initiative 0
Sinnick 3 years
New generation braille lets the blind read in high definition 0
ronseal 3 years
Holocaust survivor experiences flashbacks in Schindler's Lift 6
judged 3 years

I'm not convinced there's any more mileage in this other than the pun on the noted German elevator manufacturer's name...

Pub chain for the over 60's to be launched "Wertherspoon's" 3
simonjmr 3 years
Irish PM: I resigned because others have 0
Laughingstock 3 years

and I felt I would be missing out if I stayed on...

Brewery piss-up postponed indefinitely... 2
Doylem 3 years
Cameron In A Tizzy, After Losing His Chief Spinner 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Desperately in need of another illusionist...

Exclusive and sensational expose on Ukrainian crocodilian eating disorders... 0
Mother 3 years

read tomorrow's 'News of the World'...

Leila Trablesi confesses: "I wanted the gold to give to the Red Cross" 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years
After Presidential invitation to 3some Chinese Premier asks Hu's on first 2
melody 3 years
'Mobile phone recovered from crocodile still not claimed' say staff at aquarium 3
Gerontius 3 years

Pay as you go...

Sculptor hoping to “unite community” with crap art... 0
Doylem 3 years

“The title?”, said Peter Barnard, as we looked at his statue of a man wrestling a gigantic marshmallow. “[i]‘Equivalence IV’[/i] symbolising the problem we all face, of finding truly...

Brian Cowen fails at failing (BBC news excerpt included) 2
richard_n413 3 years

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4446/funnyi.png...

Phonies hacked, slacker sacked, undoctored spin rampant 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

More soon. Who's in charge of D Notices, now?...

Local Government cuts felt as PCSOs replaced by mannequins 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

The latest round of cuts has seen Walsall Council replace all 103 of their £15,000 a year Police Community Support Officers with tailors dummies. Brian Green of Walsall Council explains “In...

British court to confirm equality act to beat bible rules 0
4ty2 3 years

Devised by the divine government of UK politicians the equality act automatically calls for submission of Christians. As the judge proclaimed, we have clearly progressed from the primitive laws by...

Coalition Government to Launch "Big Society Direct" telephone helpline. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Coalition partners PM David Cameron and DPM Nick Clegg announced today that all Government Services are to be replaced by a "one stop shop" to the Big Society, accessed through an 0800 number. "It...

Rovers manager, Brian Appleyard, sacked after ‘one defeat in a row’... 0
Doylem 3 years

“It was just a matter of time”, said Rovers chairman, Ron Skinner. “Results were unlikely to improve as long as Brian remained in charge, so we had to let him go. Yes, I know, we unveiled him...

Basque Separatists "searching for more reliable zip manufacturer". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Basque separatists calls for independence from outerwear and lingerie 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The war of independence involving breakaway basque factions has entered its third bloody decade, with no end to the conflict in sight., Basques have traditionally been regarded as underwear, but a...

Mafia blame Management Consultants for updating Omerta to loyalty card scheme 1
Chip Paper 3 years
Fears of Pslamist revival as British PM falters 0
arflaethel 3 years

Those Resignation Letters By David 'Where is my Attendant, for I am pleased with him' Cameron, and A. A. Coulson “Vindicate me, O Andy , and plead my cause against an ungodly nation;, Deliver...