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Gaddafi surrenders after well planned 'ambush' by Gillian Duffy 3
thackaray 3 years

After several weeks of fighting in Libya, Col. Moammar Gaddafi, stood down and placed himself in the custody of Gillian Duffy saying "No more please, I can't handle the constant barracking! It's...

Gadaffi blames his distorted vision of reality on his knock-off Ray-Bans 0
Dumbnews 3 years
MG – “Putting character back into motoring” - 2 32
SteveCut 3 years

MG are back! The now Chinese-owned company has started production of the new MG6 model at Longbridge. The car has been designed in the UK and will be assembled in Longbridge from Chinese manufactured...

Stop putting the ball in my court, says Federer 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron tells Cable "Foxtrot off". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Static Caravan Sales Rocket 0
numerounachica 3 years

Main Buyers Seem To Be Gypsies,says Salesman...

Kriss Akabusi and Jane Couch invited to host Cambridge debating society 0
Pinhead 3 years
Unilever and Proctor & Gamble fined over price fixing cartel in washing powder 0
Waggys Dog 3 years

..both firms accused of money laundering...

Oxo factory thieves take stock 0
suepersonic 3 years
Following the success of his Bejing National Stadium, the Artist and Architect 0
3 years

Ai Weiwei has been approached by The Chinese Ministry of Transportation and Communications to draw up and co-ordinate the building of Highways in China. Known for his forthright views which have...

Isle of Wight opens ‘Codgerworld’ – Britain’s first play barn for the elderly 10
jp1885 3 years

Holidaymakers of a certain age are in for a treat this summer, following the grand opening of ‘Codgerworld’ - Britain’s first play barn for the elderly – a few miles outside Sandown: the...

Charlie Drake increasingly irrelevant to Youth Culture. 0
3 years
Concerns over 'skill fade' at MOD Main Building 3
Pinhead 3 years

Defence chiefs are worried that during the current austerity measures and having to do 'more with less', they are slowing losing their well honed abilities to piss public money up the wall on...

Honey production in France collapses as bee keepers stung into inaction. 2
Griffin 3 years
Prince William's crew astonished at wedding invite 1
Ironduke 3 years

"Good crivens and lorks a'mighty, we never thought the likes of us would get asked up to Lunnon, all fancy clothes and sandwiches wi' no crusts mi'lady" said Flight Lieutenant Amos Nance., "Oi mean...

Lady Gaga's publicity agent insists No Gag order in place 0
Ironduke 3 years
Doughnut factory goes bankrupt. Administrators report big hole in accounts. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Batman musical flops after playwright fails to find rhyme for ‘KA-POW!’ 4
jp1885 3 years
'I'll be back in a tick' 7
Pinhead 3 years

Lyme's Disease taunts dog...

France reports a sudden increase in balaclava sales today. 0
Basil_B 3 years
David Cameron rejects Cable immigration criticism. 'Sod faxing them' he says. 0
Basil_B 3 years
George Galloway to sue Canada after they described him as a British Politician. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

The former Celebrity Big Brother inmate claims it has damaged his reputaion, and caused him great distress...

Nice Aliens Regret Speaking Out! 1
numerounachica 3 years

The recent discovery of alien life on Mithra 11 in the Calian galaxy has brought with it new dilemmas., You will remember that these gentle peace loving aliens made themselves known to us when they...

Actor wins sex claims gagging order after sex gagging 1
Ian Searle 3 years

The actor who can't be named, because he has a gag in on, doesn't want the public to know that he slept with the same woman as Wayne Rooney as it may damage his image...

Vale of Glamorgan banned in France 0
Pinhead 3 years

more soon, don't you know, yackidah...

New French law, unveiled 0
QorbeQ 3 years
شما حرامزاده خونین 0
Pinhead 3 years

said opponents to Cameron's new immigration policy...

Newsbiscuit flurry of activity set to subside 0
Pinhead 3 years

as lunch break comes to an end. In about 4 (or 34) minutes...

Catherine Zeta Jones-Douglas has rare Tripolar disorder 0
simonjmr 3 years
Newsagent shocked as someone asks about counter sweet jar charity 0
Basil_B 3 years

A newsagent from Blackpool was recovering from shock today after being asked a question about the charity he was collecting for in his make shift old sweet jar placed on the counter., 'The day was...