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Double dip recession disqualified from Olympic swimming final

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apepper 31.07.12 10:01pm
Abridged audiobook "15 Shades of Grey" not so successful. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.07.12 9:55pm
Double dip recession - it's not about winning, it's about taking part.

And we're all in it together...

Iscariot 31.07.12 9:45pm
Where’s Lord Coe?

The Olympic village has today been alive with rumours that Lord Coe has gone missing. The LOCOG leader has not been seen in public all day and officials have been baffled as to his whereabouts. In...

PeterB 31.07.12 9:23pm
Mr Target
TV Channel Guide Abbreviation Horrors?

'The Big Bang Theory,' followed by 'How I Met Your Mot.'...

Jesse Bigg 31.07.12 8:20pm
Jesse Bigg
Chinese swimmer tests positive for twin outboard Evinrude motors...

Hat tip to Maverick...

Smart Alex 31.07.12 7:59pm
Smart Alex
Olympics chaos as Americans patent "running quickly"

The athletic events in the Olympics has been thrown into confusion by the announcement by the American team that they've patented "running quickly using the legs". An American team spokesman...

apepper 31.07.12 7:48pm
Man accidentally gives car to complete stranger. More soon.

.. I'm not making it up...

Al OPecia 31.07.12 6:53pm
Mr Target
Romney fails dope test. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 31.07.12 6:30pm
Al OPecia
Insane couple still expect to be happy after 11 years

Psychiatrists up and down Britain are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a married couple from Swindon, Peter and Sophie Davison, sought guidance because of a sudden crisis in their 11-year...

Oxbridge 31.07.12 5:59pm
Olympic tickets to be donated to tramps in an effort to put bums on seats. 1
wallster 31.07.12 5:54pm
Team GB athlete wins gold medal at Jimmy Saville auction 4
ginty 31.07.12 5:51pm
Silentnight launch new Katie Price mammary foam mattress 3
charlies_hat 31.07.12 5:48pm
Two Door Cinema Club shut down by fire inspectors

The Irish indie band were left reeling after fire officers shut them down with immediate effect after an unannounced regulatory inspection on Monday morning., County Down fire safety officer Brendan...

ginty 31.07.12 4:54pm
Sales of vaulting horses up 87,000% after GB bronze 0
BAJDixon 31.07.12 4:34pm
Ye Shiwen Sticks Up Confucius Fingers At Jealous American

Chinese double gold medallist swimmer, Ye Shiwen quoted Confucius today when she replied to American allegations that she was a drugs cheat. With her swollen eyes hidden behind a pair of identikit...

31.07.12 4:13pm
Cavendish admits spoon-work cost him medal

The failure of Mark Cavendish to win Team GB's first gold medal in the road race was again in the spotlight as the cycling team’s full analysis was made public. A puncture at 75 kilometres should...

Actual Size 31.07.12 3:25pm
Police hold man on provocative Tweet 'It's not the winning, but the taking part' 0
pinxit 31.07.12 2:59pm
Team GB rowing medal hope disqualified after being found out of his scull 0
pinxit 31.07.12 2:10pm
Empty seats at Colosseum blamed on Christians not using their full allocation

The Emporer Caesar says he shared Roman frustration at seeing empty seats in Colosseum but he believes organizers will soon improve the situation. The empty-seats problem has lingered beyond the...

Ian Searle 31.07.12 1:20pm
Jaded readers anticipating "drowned horses at water polo" jokes any time now. 1
Maverick 31.07.12 1:12pm
Chinese swimming coach Nan Dri Lone denies drug allegations 0
custard cream 31.07.12 12:15pm
custard cream
Olympic Ceremony docudrama 'not too soon' claims BBC

The BBC has rejected claims that "It's Boyling in here", a docudrama charting the creation of the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony, is being aired too soon after the event. "A week is easily...

NewSuburbanDad 31.07.12 11:53am
UK public phone-in vote to replace "Inadequate Olympic drug tests" for swimmers

more [moaning] soon...

dvo4fun 31.07.12 11:33am
Cash4takingpart opens new London branch 0
tedweasel 31.07.12 11:29am
Designer of Smart Car charged with two counts of irony 2
Smart Alex 31.07.12 11:08am
Hey Jude to become the new national anthem, as words are easier to remember

And it's played more often at large national events...

Iamthestig 31.07.12 10:18am
Depressed magnet actually bi-polar 2
Perks 31.07.12 10:16am
China denies Olympic pool success down to human-dolphin hybrids

The first cheating scandal of the Olympic Games erupted today when China angrily denied accusations made by BBC presenter, Claire Balding, that its six gold medals in the pool have been won by...

Gary Stanton 31.07.12 8:26am
Gary Stanton
Latest on Chinese Olympic Doping scandal, Do Ping denies any wrong doing 0
Iamthestig 31.07.12 8:05am