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North Korea opens fire on Santa after he crosses 1mm of their air space. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Pope Phiddie Kiddler dismayed to be introduced by James Naughtie. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Iran 'surprised and delighted' Saudi is their secret satan. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Jesus admits when he comes back it could cause a bit of a logistical nightmare 8
Malcum eggs 3 years
Revolutionary Queens speech 0
Bismarck 3 years

In a revolutionary speech tomorrow, the Queen will translate the Popes message from the original German. 'We couldn't think of a better person to do it' said a Vatican spokesman...

Alan Lord Sugar was fired from his position as media consultant 0
Bismarck 3 years

to the Vatican today after it emerged that the unintelligible Popes message was recorded on an Amstrad cassette recorder...

Shock revelation-play the popes Xmas message backwards 0
Bismarck 3 years

and you still can't understand a word...

Geordie wants to post one liner but ,fears someone will gerron to us. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Baldy Garry takes leave to start new biscuit company . 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

called Crackers...

David Irving claims Second World War "never happened" 3
bonjonelson 3 years

Renegade Historian David Irving claims, in his latest book, 'Hitler - The Artist, The Lover, The Man', that the Second World War, commonly believed to have run from 1939 until 1945, did not happen at...

Media "can't be arsed" with more Swine Flu hysteria this year. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Despite at least 24 people being killed this year by the H1N1 strain of the Influenza virus, better known as "Swine Flu", journalists have in general remained indifferent towards the whole saga. "To...

Pope to use Thought for the Day to launch DVD box set 1
MC One R 3 years

In a late change of script, the Pope will launch a DVD box set of his work so far - "Poping All Over The World", competitively priced at only five Hail Marys...

Lazy Commissioners to only consider shows with Celebrity names in the titles 15
Ian Searle 3 years

Following the success of internet show "Robert's Web", starring Robert Webb, Channel Four has announced it's intetion to produce two more shows based on this ingenious idea. In the New year we can...

Soccer players query yellow patches after fans given beer to clear pitch of snow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Queen recorded saying British sport ‘quite nutty and an embarrassment’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alex Salmon highly critical as two “reporters” turn out to be just constituents 4
Deimos 3 years

Earlier today Scotland’s first minister was highly critical of the general public when he discovered two people he was talking to at a constituency surgery turned out to be constituents rather than...

Morale boost for soldiers in Afghanistan after James Blunt visit cancelled 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Thought for the day: Don't turn your back on a Catholic priest 0
Sinnick 3 years
Elephant man historian says ' it was just a cleft lip that got out of hand'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Iranian Guard to appear in court on Monday 0
Gerontius 3 years

A high ranking official in the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has been caught smuggling goods into southern Afghanistan confirmed NATO., The guard, a member of an elite al-Quds commando unit, was...

Launch of facebook page for missing Bristol girl futile - says Lord Lucan 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

just because his friend request has been ignored...

Thousands of Xmas travellers upset to be told that trains "do not really exist" 0
MC One R 3 years

And no more soon...

Queen's Speech to include racing tips 0
MC One R 3 years

Speech previews have indicated that the Queen will make reference to the importance of sport in her Christmas Broadcast. It has now been clarified that this will specifically be Her Majesty's...

LibDem minister under impression that Tories are all members of Ska band 0
MC One R 3 years

More instances of the LibDems going completely cuckoo has emerged. Foreign Office minister Tony Inchpractice has been recorded mistaking the Tories' European allies as members of 80s Ska ensemble...

Millions of men smarten up as Scarlett Johannson "back on the market". 1
MC One R 3 years
Marauding zombies struggle to achieve 'satisfactory work/death balance' 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soonthough not from mejust popped in really]...

Vince cable to star 0
Bismarck 3 years

in Cockney rhyming slang remake of Fred Astaire film 'Paper Hat'...

George osborne buys all his Christmas presents in Poundland 0
Bismarck 3 years

'I am in touch with the common man' he insists...

International rescue on standby for next weather 'event' 0
Bismarck 3 years
Panic at Met Office 0
Bismarck 3 years

as random Weather forecast generator breaks down...