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|"Slap It On" Cameron Goes All Out At Euro Crisis Meeting......||1||
||Jesse Bigg||3 years|
To maintain a stiff upper face...
|Charity to start collecting charity bags for charity||1||
A Bristol based charity is appealing to members of the public to support its planned collections of charity bags for charity. ‘Every household in the country must have loads of old, unwanted...
|Gillette issues profit warning: 'Movember' blamed for 'sluggish' growths||12||
||Runestone Cowboy||3 years|
The male grooming industry warned that it faced cuts last night, after the charity 'Movember' revealed a record number of men had committed to month-long moustaches. Company spokesman Giles Nathan...
|Prince Phil the Greek offers wise words "Bloody foreigners!"||0||
|Mike Tyson sends message of full support to Julian Assange||4||
|Missing link found in Torquay - moved there for summer job and never went home.||0||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
|Ece Gre split over euro referendum||0||
|Virgin Media the first company using Royal Mails Rottweiler class postal service||0||
|Euro zone holds Greek god responsible for the Poseidoned economy.||2||
|Dateline 3578 A.D. Captain James Kirk and Starship Enterprise return to earth...||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
in a last-ditch attempt to sort out the Euro crisis., “Give it up, Jim, it’s beyond hope”, advises Spock...
|Celebrations as seven billionth person gets tattooed||1||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
|Calls to ban Bargain Hunt & Loose Women after revelation that Tabak viewed them||0||
|Merkel wears poppy, Papandreou eats Turkish Delight, Sarkozy refrains from Brie||2||
German Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed that if she wears a poppy to commemorate the loss of allied troops over the past 300 years that Papandreou must eat a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish Delight...
|Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims||10||
Islamic groups were protesting last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old Nando's Chicken employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The...
|Greek PM insolvent abuse admission||5||
|New invention, Piezo-Electric Keyboards, Gov'mnt to introduce "Keyed in Tariffs"||0||
At last, I could get paid for writing nonsense...
|Papandreou hoping his Movember growth will please fellow world leaders..||0||
|Amazon to capture Christmas sales with new "Kindle Vintage"||5||
||The Paper Ostrich||3 years|
Book retail giant Amazon has unveiled the Kindle Vintage, a paper version of the hugely successful Kindle e-reader, which is expected to sell millions of units this Christmas. The new gadget comes...
|Boris calls for aminal children to be muzzled and on a lead in public..||0||
|'Canoe Man' breaks his silence. "It's a kayak"||1||
|Change in succession to throne means Barbara Windsor will be next monarch.||1||
|Long held belief that 'no man is an lsland' disputed by Frank Madagascar.||0||
|Rober Peston: "Italy is next for Greecy slope"||2||
|BBC says panorama special will investigate "what is Anton Ferdinand?"||3||
More pre tournament England captain controversy expected soon...
|What does a grecian earn?||0||
Despair amongst comedians that Grecian urn jokes may come back in fashion...
|Rev. Green resignation blamed on protesters, in the study, using a pipe||0||
|Bankers 'the new blacks'||0||
|Solar Panel Tariffs to be reduced, deadline, Sunset December 12th||1||
But Neutrino Panel Tariffs to be cut 60 nanoseconds earlier, (more sooner than later)...
|Spartans win in battle for Greece||0||
More to follow., ., ., (Just getting in early for if the Greeks vote to accept the bailout and severe Austerity measures)...
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