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Balotelli in moral turmoil as opponent slips on banana skin thrown on pitch 0
Haywood Manley 15.06.12 3:43pm
Haywood Manley
Jehovah's WItnesses in Kingdom Hall fracas

Several Jehovah's Witnesses were involved in a brutal clash yesterday morning when their weekly praise session was rudely interrupted by several drunken six pack wielding Football fans, draped in...

simonjmr 15.06.12 2:40pm
Nails UK
IKEA instructions found for Humpty Dumpty 0
Not Amused 15.06.12 2:40pm
Not Amused
Chancellor moves to stimulate banks' shareprices 0
medici2471 15.06.12 1:34pm
Dermatologists making rash decisions 7
seymour totti 15.06.12 12:21pm
Leveson inquiry faces chop due to dwindling viewing figures

Latest reports are claiming that the Leveson inquiry will not be returning to our screens for a second season as viewing figures continue to fall. The show launched in the latter stages of 2011...

Vertically Challenged Giant 15.06.12 11:35am
' Once in a Lifetime' Opportunity for UK Banks

1st in line this morning, Britain’s SME (Smug Morose Egotistical) Bankers eagerly queue up to borrow (Osborne’s £80bl ‘low interest’ windfall) from each other. .. will genuine SME’s...

HenryMJUK 15.06.12 11:20am
Jesus "embarrassed" as God moves "in mysterious ways" at wedding

“Look everyone knows that your dad dancing at a wedding is like sooo embarrassing?” a red faced Messiah said at Cana yesterday. “Well when it’s my dad, let me tell you, it’s extra...

nickb 15.06.12 10:55am
Homeopathic marriages pose concentration risk, warns FSA 0
cinquecento 15.06.12 10:35am
Greek cook turned Toronto novelist creates moose saga 0
cinquecento 15.06.12 10:33am
Olympic Opening Ceremony Set To Be Crap.

Danny Boyle has admitted he’s pocketed £89 million pounds allocated to the Olympics opening ceremony and is just going to ‘bung out a few sheep and chickens onto a bit of grass. They’ll...

daneade 15.06.12 9:16am
Simba “not threatened” by news of Gay Pride parade 0
Yikes 15.06.12 8:42am
Fans' Despair As Drum Solo Looks Set To Make A Return

It was something thought to have been eradicated over thirty years ago, but now fears are growing that the drum solo is set to make a return to live gigs throughout Britain just as we are about to...

Duff 15.06.12 8:41am
Apple defends new iPhone game, Angry Kurds

Apple have come out in defence of Angry Kurds; the long-awaited follow-up to Rovio Mobile's iPhone sensation Angry Birds. Recently appointed Apple CEO, Tim Cook, described the game as “a cheerful...

Qoxiivi 15.06.12 6:45am
Lidl rename cheese 'yummy moo lumps' after letter from moron

Always keen to put the customer first, Lidl has responded to a letter from a moron by renaming all their cheese-flavoured products 'yummy moo lumps'. "We received a letter written in crayon from one...

15.06.12 4:22am
Blatter accepts large bailout from Irish to keep them in the Euro's 0
charlies_hat 14.06.12 10:50pm
Harry Redknapp to replace Cheryl Cole as the new face of L'Oreal. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.06.12 8:15pm
Saint & Greavsie In Surprise Lloyd Webber Signing

In a move that's sure to spark controversy with football fans and Muppet aficionados alike iconic football pundits, Saint & Greavsie, have been signed by Lord Lloyd Webber to play Statler and...

Duff 14.06.12 6:21pm
Despite appeals Assange refuses to withdraw 3
medici2471 14.06.12 5:47pm
An Open Letter to the Weather

Dear Weather, It's sad to see you're not well at the moment. What's wrong? Have we done something to upset you? It's not like you're ignored; most conversations mention you at some point. OK, it may...

seymour totti 14.06.12 3:55pm
Chicken ticker confuses Indian newswatchers 1
nickb 14.06.12 2:23pm
seymour totti
Strange Ticker Submission Confuses Morons 2
Textbook 14.06.12 1:41pm
Amazon unapologetic over Nazi books - "We were only fulfilling orders"

see Chat room thread...

bonjonelson 14.06.12 1:32pm
British forces suffer huge troop losses in ‘stroke of pen’ attack

In a shocking day of carnage on Tuesday, over 3,000 British troops were lost – the largest one day troop loss since World War II. A solemn Chief of Staff, General Hatton, offered his condolences...

Yikes 14.06.12 1:30pm
"Do you know who I am?" Cameron asks

Because I can't seem to remember a single thing today. Duh!...

Scroat 14.06.12 1:28pm
Dutch FA accidently awards international players condoms instead of Dutch Caps 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 12:04pm
Daniel Levy reveals that Spurs finances have 'gone to the dogs' 3
charlies_hat 14.06.12 12:01pm
Better luck next time, McCann's tell Cameron's. 0
flossie mcjava 14.06.12 12:00pm
flossie mcjava
Anthony Beevor's new WW2 in the Pacific War book slated by Pearl Harbor deniers 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:50am
Spurs refuse to pay Redknapp ransome demands 1
Scronnyglonkle 14.06.12 11:17am