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Milliband "gave Diane Abbott a stern stare". Over the phone. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Jesus discovers penicillin 0
Somerville 3 years

Invited to comment on the questionable usefulness of walking on water and other miracles, the Pope today countered that it was Jesus, and not Alexander Fleming, who actually discovered penicillin....

Ed Balls removed from circulation amid silicone implant fears 0
pere floza 3 years
US "will only invade countries they have heard of" after Military budget cuts 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Radio 4 in trouble after Melvyn Bragg is missed from an entire days broadcasting 0
Basil_B 3 years

Radio Four admitted today to the shocking omission of Melvyn Bragg from any of its daily broadcasts for an entires day broadcasting in November last year. It was revealed that the 72 year ex...

Clegg worried over his November 'testicular implant' operation 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Gove: State school class limit should be raised to 48,189 pupils 0
MT Bucket 3 years
"The Sun" declares war on France over breast implant scandal 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Mogadishu ends twin status with Birmingham after inaugural civic exchange visit 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Iran WMD threat confirmed: US says "no need to invade then" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Osbourne's latest UK economic forecast a 'crude sketch of steaming dog poo' 0
MT Bucket 3 years
House of Lords reform to be achieved by 'Right to Die' bill 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Ethical global weapons manufacturers add Aloe Vera to rocket propelled grenades 1
antharrison 3 years

The world’s leading weapons manufacturers have signed a historic agreement to help victims of rocket propelled grenade attacks to recover faster from their injuries and enjoy the other therapeutic...

"Dole scrounger" justifies benefits lifestyle by becoming patron of charities 0
MT Bucket 3 years

Don't forget which set of standards to use, kids!...

Belief in File-Sharing "Delusional" claims Richard Dawkins 2
Mathna 3 years
Iowa Caucus Voters Reminded That 4 More Years of Obama will Expidite Rapture 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Scotland reject assisted suicide review, and stick to 'The Libya Effect' 5
Perks 3 years

As the government begin discussing the rights and wrongs of assisted suicide for those with terminal illnesses, the Scottish parliament have released the latest update on a trial project which, if...

Bathroom scene edited out of John Major biopic for daytime audience 0
Drylaw 3 years
Diane Abbott's fake boobs turn racist and want help to end it all on Twitter. 0
Perks 3 years

I think that's todays news...

Diane Abbot responds: "The trouble with fat sterotypists is.. oh, hang on..." 1
dvo4fun 3 years
I'm no racist but... White People love to play Divide and Rule, says MP 6
ronseal 3 years

White People, the homogeneous mass of caucasians who all think the same, may be ordered by a court to open up their famous "Divide and Rule" game to all comers. The move follows complaints by Dianne...

Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Case Kills 12 0
thisisall1word 3 years
'Divide and rule’ to replace chess at Mind Olympiad... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

as the rules are understood by all honkies, not just the clever ones., More soon., OTT?...

Let doctors assist terminally dull in suicide bids, experts propose. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Obama announces that US foreign policy has reduced the size of the military 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Footballer Titus Bramble scores hat trick. More charges soon. 0
Major Clanger 3 years
On Antiques Roadshow tonight - Colonial era Divide and Slide Rule 0
bonjonelson 3 years
BNP launches "Divide and Rule" app. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Obama unveils smaller US military. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Large Hadron Collider banned from Olympics 0
MrQ 3 years

Usain Bolt hailed a victory for common sense as a petition by top athletes to keep Cern’s supercollider out of the 2012 games convinced LOCOG to act. The Large Hadron Collider has recorded...