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'No bawling aloud at the Nursery End' sign removed at Lords 2
spoole2112 3 years

Allegations that the Islamabad Three received their instructions through an array of subtle visual messages and coded comments during matches were made today by over zealous ex-CIA 2nd Eleven 1st...

Duchy of Cornwall: Keep clam and carry on 0
Screenie 3 years
Papandreou to be appointed Head of IMF. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Papandreou to release cover version of Clash hit. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Aceptance of Papandreou's resignation to be decided by referendum 0
button 3 years
Euro in need to replace this years Pudsayathon, confirm BBC 0
simonjmr 3 years
Huge list of demands made for Neanderthal apology. 0
Patrick Tobin 3 years

In the wake of recent news that British Homo Sapiens may have contributed directly to the eradication of Neanderthals in the Torquay area, demands have been made to the British Prime Minister for a...

Eurozone no longer able to abzorba the Greek. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
Great Excitement North Of Watford Gap..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As 'Twitchers' spot a rare sighting of a Tory Minister., "Eee, if only he hadn't left his purse down south," said one local...

Wizard's sleeve worlds least valuable record cover 0
simonjmr 3 years
Midwife shortage thought to be due to dodgy wiring 2
Screenie 3 years
Scots Advised To Improve Their Diet And 'Go English' ....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..From Haggis to Spotted Dick?...

OK, give us a billion and you can keep the bloody marbles 0
antharrison 3 years
Boycott Now Focus of Cricket Clean Up Campaign 2
Drylaw 3 years

Stalwart England batsman and Test match pundit Geoff Boycott is coming under increasing pressure as the game's bosses have begun examining footage of his old days at the crease. Records show that...

Wood to become a non rolling stone.. 1
reddoctorspanky 3 years
"It's fine, you can stay" message causes St Pauls protesters to move on. 2
Boutros 3 years

Protesters were stunned to be told by St Pauls clergy, "You're not being annoying at all, in fact we quite like you. You've helped us rediscover our Christian beliefs and we are almost delighted...

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Dickens or Shakespeare 3 years
Racist Newcastle twitterati "locked up in a single cell". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Clearasil inventor imprisoned for 'spot-fixing' 0
grumblechops 3 years
Royal Mail apologises for late arrival of postcard from Torquay... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

"40,000 years - we’ve beaten the old record by 2 years!” said a delighted spokesman., He went on, “after all that time, the writing was a bit faded, but we could just make out ‘Dear Aunt...

Occupy LSX to become PLC 7
Perks 3 years

Occupy LSX has officially announced today that it has been registered as a PLC, and will start trading shares from Monday. The move comes as the protest company has been given until the new year to...

Climate Change probably my fault claims pensioner 1
tedweasel 3 years

Retired caretaker Ian Powell, 68, of Ilkley has declared that all his efforts to stop global warming are futile and wasteful: "Every day just gets harder and harder since the Kyoto Protocol" said the...

Novelty christmas gift suggestion no.1- Pavlov's Clock 2
medici2471 3 years

sends insomniacs to sleep at the sound of the alarm...

Stock Traders upbeat as Daniel Craig & Sam Mendes announce exciting new Bond 3
charlies_hat 3 years
New Bond film rumoured to have a plot, even actors according to some sources. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Coalition front bench members have shrunk, claims Angela Eagle 0
witless 3 years

not too tall either!...

"Slap It On" Cameron Goes All Out At Euro Crisis Meeting...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

To maintain a stiff upper face...

Charity to start collecting charity bags for charity 1
ianslat 3 years

A Bristol based charity is appealing to members of the public to support its planned collections of charity bags for charity. ‘Every household in the country must have loads of old, unwanted...

Gillette issues profit warning: 'Movember' blamed for 'sluggish' growths 12
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

The male grooming industry warned that it faced cuts last night, after the charity 'Movember' revealed a record number of men had committed to month-long moustaches. Company spokesman Giles Nathan...

Prince Phil the Greek offers wise words "Bloody foreigners!" 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years