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Grauniad reporter beaten in Cairo for crimes against typography 2
simonjmr 3 years
Muppets to remake Simon McCorkindale 80's TV series as MahnaMahnanimal 0
simonjmr 3 years
Oxo makes exceptional first quarter gains on the Stock Market 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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Richard Keys and Andy Gray coming out 0
4ty2 3 years

revealing their secret gay relationship. This now puts sky at risk of being sued for unfair dismissal under the gay equality act...

Inmate says prison saved him from life as a professional footballer 6
OllieP 3 years

Speaking from Wormwood Scrubs today, Dean Mullins revealed that if it wasn't for an aptitude for armed robberies, he may have had to make do with life as a Premiership footballer. After a promising...

33 Minors Emerge From Trapped Cavea De Berlusconi 2
thisisall1word 3 years
Pensioner drove into German church after Sat Nav detected car was due a service. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
"Women not sophisticated enough to understand post-feminist irony" claims Gray 9
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Andy Gray is facing more criticism today for his assertion that women don't have the mental faculties to understand that his remarks were meant in a post-feminist ironic way. "Women just don't have...

Police investigate TV quiz host body theft by asking audience and phoning friend 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Fears as James Bond volcano comes to life and sinister man moves in with his cat 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Grey squirrels in bid to buy English forests 1
Fin Robertson 3 years

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) says it intends to refer a bid by grey squirrels to buy vast tracts of England’s forests to the Competition Commission. But it has...

Paris - Dakar Rally won by UPS van making next day delivery 3
seymour totti 3 years

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Skeleton's career on line after having a few Berlusconis rattled in his cupboard 0
Basil_B 3 years
Worries for B.O.E's solvency as Mervyn King spotted buying 1000 monopoly sets. 0
Basil_B 3 years
"My solar powered rectal thermometer don't work" 1
greg various 3 years

says climate change sceptic."I'm going back to using a wet finger"...

Highways Agency criticised over roads that are now "unvehicleworthy". 2
seymour totti 3 years

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Sky Sports to appoint Hermaphrodite Football Presenters 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

Non-inside sources have hinted that Sky Sports will replace Richard Keys and Andy Gray with a hermaphrodite presenter and football analyst to 'cover all bases'., "Lets see them accuse these...

Andy Gray to be pulling pints at the Frog & Feminist in Shoreditch... 1
Doylem 3 years
Woodland sell-off: Pope may be forced to shit elsewhere.. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Are bears Bhuddist?...

Nigella Lawson fired after overheard telling an old dear at Aldi that her 2
melody 3 years

famous husband does not know how to make Recette de Quiche Lorraine...

As Wogan sees the troubled Irish Government as a Charity case he demands his 0
melody 3 years

usual 10 grand a day Fee...

Oldest known Galaxy found down back of settee. More soon. 1
malgor 3 years
All News Of The World's jounalists resign 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Suggesting that reports that only half were undercover police may have understated the real number. More soon...

Arsonists readying for a fruitful burns night 4
simonjmr 3 years
BBC To Release Talent Into Private Sector Higher Pay Heaven 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In a mission of mercy the BBC has released talent that claimed they could always earn more in the private sector to do just that. "We felt bad we were holding them back from greater wealth"...

Egypt's anti-government protests cause stock market to soar 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Israel denies it is the Geographical equivalent of katie Price . 12
melody 3 years
Speedy beta tests Sarkozy's electoral chances: "hacked facebook page" announces 4
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

his [url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350026/Hackers-break-Sarkozys-Facebook-page-announce-resignation.html]resignation. [/url] It pcould have been almost as popular as his...

Gray delighted at being called sexiest TV personality 0
immac 3 years
NHS cuts force Dr Liam Fox to open mobile maternity ward 0
simonjmr 3 years