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Disappointment as France elects a Frenchman for President, yet again. 0
Al OPecia 07.05.12 10:44am
Al OPecia
Drogba contract signing delayed as he is stretchered off after paper cut 0
seymour totti 07.05.12 8:44am
seymour totti
Hollande to be president of France, Belgiume to run Germany.

More soone...

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MADJEZ 07.05.12 8:41am
Sinnick
Winter Olympics brought forward to July 0
nickb 07.05.12 8:38am
nickb
Chinese company buys Tate and Lyle, Dairy Crest 0
nickb 07.05.12 8:32am
nickb
Half crown courts closed for Olympics. Pound shops, penny arcades remain open. 0
weematt 07.05.12 8:02am
weematt
Sarkozy denies lack of tact cost him election

"It was the idiot French electorate that caused the trouble."...

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apepper 07.05.12 5:28am
apepper
EMI to re-release '20 Queuing for stand-pipe classics'

Featuring The Water Boys, Gene Kelly and Gerry (Can) and the Pacemakers...

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Underconstruction 07.05.12 1:10am
RickH
Scottish FA allows Greece to write off all debts while remaining in Eurozone.

"Europe needs a stronge Greece!" says Kneel Doncaster...

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Jammydodgers 07.05.12 12:17am
Jammydodgers
Didn't realise header was limited 0
NewSuburbanDad 06.05.12 8:36pm
NewSuburbanDad
Virgo urged to explain "Such a delicate little pink, Willie," snooker commentary 0
Haywood Manley 06.05.12 8:23pm
Haywood Manley
Cowell predicts Britain's Got Talent will be won by a dogging act. 0
MADJEZ 06.05.12 8:13pm
MADJEZ
Greek Turkeys refuse to vote for Christmas 0
Mandy Lifeboat 06.05.12 7:53pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Sir Alex Ferguson concedes title and will now simply be known as Alec 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 7:32pm
Underconstruction
Hollande and Barratt to launch healthy blancmange range 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 7:25pm
Underconstruction
Headteacher's oppose new punctuation and spelling test's. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.05.12 7:12pm
dominic_mcg
Francois Hollande anounces engagement to Jerry Hall. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.05.12 7:00pm
dominic_mcg
Rock in landmark victory on novel format TV show

A large rock has been declared cliff-top Inanimate Object of the Year, winning 80 % of the public vote. Channel 5's IOOTY show pulled a record 96.5 viewers for its final show, of which only 7 were...

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kga6 06.05.12 6:43pm
kga6
Japanese man wins local erection 3
Underconstruction 06.05.12 5:47pm
Thor
George Osborne in Parkinson's Scare

A Treasury spokesman has moved to scotch health rumours about the Chancellor, George Osbourne following his appearance on The Andrew Marr show this morning. Osbourne was seen to nod and shake...

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Terrance Clench 06.05.12 11:23am
Terrance Clench
Cameron under pressure to appoint Minister for Queuing

PM David Cameron is said to be on the verge of appointing a 'queue tsar' to monitor and control queueing across Britain., Having studied 'The German model' which adopts a 'survival of the fittest'...

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Underconstruction 06.05.12 11:13am
Underconstruction
News Of The World launches 'Help For Cowards' charity 0
Underconstruction 06.05.12 10:40am
Underconstruction
Home Secretary directs Borders Agency to target bad cueing at Crucible. 0
weematt 06.05.12 10:10am
weematt
Outrage that top cats are still receiving mousing benefit. 2
bonjonelson 06.05.12 8:59am
kga6
Olympic Officials Smuggle Real Bomb Inside Wapping

News International are no longer sitting on a metaphorical time bomb. More soon . . ...

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Terrance Clench 06.05.12 8:38am
Terrance Clench
Serial hooker murderers call for moratorium to replenish stock

The nationwide shortage of prostitutes has prompted the British Association of Serial Hooker Killers (“BASHK”)* to agree on a number of voluntary measures to arrest the worrying decline. The move...

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Yikes 06.05.12 12:31am
FlashArry
Academic Says Jessie J Only 94% Lesbian

Claims in a recent book that pop star Jessie J is “100% lesbian” have been strongly countered by researchers in the field of erotic mathematics. Professor Edward Simpson, of the Institute of...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 06.05.12 12:04am
FlashArry
'Doomsday averted' as archaeologists hail discovery of next year's

"Brazilian girls" Mayan calendar. I know, doesn't fit...

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Lemon difficult 06.05.12 12:00am
FlashArry
Jamie Oliver and Gok to do joint show on mincing. 0
Maverick 05.05.12 11:30pm
Maverick
Police forced to abandon 'can I use your lavatory?' ploy

Police forces throughout England are abandoning what they once regarded as a major weapon in the fight against crime - asking to use the lavatory as a cover for searching for evidence in a suspect's...

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roybland 05.05.12 9:21pm
roybland