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MODleaks the 'New' Wikileaks 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

After publishing vital submarine and strategic planning information on the web the MOD has said 'This is just the beginning. We plan to publish everything before we are sacked by the cuts'...

Toddlers to have quadruple watermelon jab to prevent outbreak of mellotonitus 0
The known Doctor 3 years

Toddlers are to be given the quadruple watermelon jab to prevent a possible global spread of mellotonitus. This disease is very contagious and can have very harming effects to children under the age...

John Todt proposes new ejector system in the wake of Button pit stop error 0
news-on-the-streete 3 years

John Todt expressed concerns over Jenson Button's pit stop error in today’s Chinese Grand Prix. The McLaren driver, Button, mistakenly tried to stop in Red Bull pit, before being shooed into his...

Princesses may no longer have to assassinated, say government. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Thousands in the running to be next London Marathon winner. 0
ThatAndyDavisFellow 3 years
Japan unveils nuclear crisis plan 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Brazilian nervous of fun runners in London Marathon 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Cadbury's "launching Clusters bombs" 2
beau-jolly 3 years

Elton John preparing new version of “Candle” for Kate if things don’t work out 15
virtuallywill 3 years

Candle burned out long before the media interest ever did...

Police arrest 35,000 jay-walkers in Central London. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
“Gender Equality has failed” says Cameron. 2
ThatAndyDavisFellow 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron signalled a major shift in policy today, in a speech to other EU leaders, when he announced that “the Gender Equality experiment has failed”. Attending a conference...

Man City supporters club expel fan for ordering celebratory Pinot Grigio 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In the heart of the blue side of Manchester, the Blue Moon pub is the place to be for devout City supporters. However the wild celebratory scenes were cut short by Brian Grimshaw, 48 from Hyde...

"World's Second Most Spoilt Bitch" Immortalised in Bronze 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years

Fi-Fi the miniature sheltie, known as the world's second most spoilt bitch, after Harris Pilton, of course, has long been used to the very best things in life. Fed beef wellington and caviar twice a...

New book tells you all about the people that read various types of books 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Ebay bidding frenzy as statues go on sale 0
dannyboy206 3 years
Sexualisation of Childhood – Hormones to blame, say scientists. 2
ThatAndyDavisFellow 3 years
Harry to marry Kate as Church of England introduces AV wedding ceremonies. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Aston Martin to launch zero-emission wheelie bin 0
3 years

Following increasing pressure from the EU to push down carbon emissions, the luxury car manufacturer, Aston Martin, announced their latest new model - a wheelie bin. The bin, based on a...

Royal Mail stamps have shown Princess Margaret's silhouette for the past fifty 2
Tammy Flugh 3 years

years, it emerged today...

Gene identified that compels people to say things they know they shouldn't say 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Galapagos turtles suffering from IBS after eating leftover Big Macs 0
news-on-the-streete 3 years

The turtles living on the Galapagos Island have been suffering from what can only be known as IBS (irritable bowel syndrome). Tourists on the island have been smuggling in Big Macs so as to give...

All football matches to be played at home... 0
riesler 3 years

due to environmental concerns and rising fuel prices...

Face cream given negative review in women's magazine. 2
dandare70 3 years
French Air Force 'accidentally surrenders' to Libyan HiLux 1
3 years

President Sarkozy was facing embarrassment today, when the entire French air force surrendered to an elderly Libyan couple in a Toyota pick-up truck. "We had high hopes for this conflict, the people...

Mr Men actors die in plane crash tradegy 0
mattpascoe 3 years

Yesterday was a sad day for children's television when an Airbus A340 crashed when returning the Mr Men actors to the UK after touring Brazil for three months. Of the 44 Mr Men on board, only 4...

Fashion designers unable to agree to disagree on shade of gray 0
Dumbnews 3 years
That Wedding Day To Be Called "Jeer Day" Up North 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"Listen, lad, if tha' see's a bloke watching it on telly, give him a jeer, the big Mary, Helen."...

No Cause For Concern For Well-Known Comedian, Dave Cameron...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..As his NHS jokes flop, nationwide. "No problem; it's back to the anti-immigration jokes, lads.", Did somebody mention the word 'smokescreen?'...

Royal Mail to start delivering babies 2
Genghis Cohen 3 years

The Royal Mail has announced today that it is to extend its range of delivery services into the midwifery sector. ‘From next week postmen and women will be delighted to provide 'home-birthing' to...

Sainsburys shopper collects active school vouchers 0
Basil_B 3 years

and knows what to do with them...