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Cameron To Encourage Hordes Of Locals To Tramp Round Their Hospital...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.To ensure that it complies with the hygiene rules. 'Hmm, am I missing something?'...

Woman will still wear a frock while scouting 0
roybland 3 years

A woman who is world renowned for wearing a frock, hopes to continue to do so even though now she has joined the Scouts. 'It may not be very practical,' said a spokeswoman for the Duchess of...

Catholics reassured that his holiness hasn't died aged 83. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

TV Presenters death blamed for mix up...

World predicted to end at noon. Government announces day of morning. 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Brain function "starts to deteriorate at 33 years 4 months" say scientists 1
Scroat 3 years

Too subtle? Thirty three and a third?...

Hotpoint 0
godly1966 3 years

Hotpoint bring out new washing machine with whites only and clothing of mixed race program...

Retired Greengrocer disappointed with his final celery pension. 10
Perks 3 years
Bridgwater man spots spelling mistake in the saying, 'as dull as ditchwater' 0
Smart Alex 3 years

Oops - double post!...

Bridgwater man spots spelling mistake in the saying, 'as dull as ditchwater' 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Dyslexic woman concerned about silicon eggplants 0
Smart Alex 3 years
NUT slow to reject pension deal, "Sorry, we've been on holiday for two weeks" 0
medici2471 3 years
Geoffrey Howe : Thatcher "not soon enough" 0
medici2471 3 years
Pope seen in background of "La Redoute" sea-side ad. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years

Shock claim - Titus, a name not a lewd request 3
medici2471 3 years
Claim - Andrew Castle's banner ad induces epileptic fit in website visitor 0
medici2471 3 years
Breast implant victims 'just money grabbers' claims shoddy French tit 0
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Royal Mint to publish rules for assisted suicide on the back of a 50p piece 0
simonjmr 3 years
Can I have an R, an I and a P please Bob? 6
charlies_hat 3 years
Health & Safety Executive to issue rules on assisted suicide. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

"Not as safe as it might seem" says spokesman...

Gareth Malone criticised "for not doing his own stunts" 0
simonjmr 3 years

Gareth Malone the russet topped chorister for hire has admitted that in his recent series involving the creation of a choir of military wives’, that certain elements of the series were faked. In an...

Stephen Hawking created in 1941 say scientists 0
roybland 3 years

Scientists now believe they can trace the origin of Stephen Hawking to an event seventy years (a tiny fraction of a light year) ago. ‘Hawking was created after a Big Bang - probably involving a...

Sat nav summit delayed by late arrivals 0
apepper 3 years

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Joe Hart Too Attractive to Stay at City 3
alexpalacefan 3 years

Manchester City Manager Roberto Mancini today announced that first-choice goalkeeper Joe Hart would be put on the transfer list, with the hope that he would move to another team by the end of the...

New Years Resolution Society to Classify Eccles Cakes As a Type of Sit-Up 7
thisisall1word 3 years
Fashion Police warn jogger "80's Irony doesn't extend to shell suits". 0
Al McHogan 3 years

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Directors accused of racism after putting Blacks into administration 2
SpankyMonkey 3 years
New Year fireworks coverage to feature subtitles for hard of hearing 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The BBC have confirmed today that any televised coverage of fireworks displays during New Year celebrations will include subtitles for the hearing-impaired. The move comes after the broadcaster...

Cross country runners kick sheep to death 0
nickb 3 years
KFC launches healthier "Shallow fried chicken" 4
Dumbnews 3 years
Comet to use George Formby tune "When I'm stealing windows" in new ad campaign 1
Iamthestig 3 years