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US solves global economic crisis by making trite Hollywood film about it 0
FraserWords 3 years

American policy-makers were celebrating last night after coming up with a solution to the world debt crisis., The White House signed an 11th-hour deal forcing Disney, Pixar and DreamWorks to...

"Tory Government's Looting And Robbing Cause Of Tottenham Riot,"..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

say experts...

Tragic accidental death of Richard Hammond to close current run of Top Gear 0
nickb 3 years

Popular motoring presenter Richard Hammond is to be accidentally killed in a tragic ratings-boosting episode of Top Gear to end the current series. Exact details have yet to emerge although the...

Cameron Urges Tottenham Rioters To Buy His....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."Big Society" balloons...

New 'inflate-a-pool' convinces Google sat-cams that you're mega rich 2
ronseal 3 years

New inflate-a-pool technology, that looks like an outdoor pool to Google Earth's satellite cameras, is helping recession hit Brits to keep up with the Cyber Jones in their twin towns. 'Croydon has...

Olympic torch to be replaced with flame-effect replica on the Tottenham stretch 0
pere floza 3 years

just in case....

Redknapp optimistic as Tottenham put in strong performance in riot season opener 0
wallster 3 years

Tottenham boss, Harry Redknapp is said to be 'Over the moon' with his team's confident start to the new riot season. Despite a stiff defence by the Metropolitan Police, the Spurs squad were able to...

Jeffrey Archer and Johan Hari arrested as police try to avert Copy Cat riots 0
ronseal 3 years
Children’s entertainers ‘Kompletely Krackers’ split over comedic differences 0
antharrison 3 years

The world of children’s entertainment was in shock today following the announcement that Mike Lamb and Brent Logan, better known as ‘Kompletely Krackers’ are to end their 20 year partnership...

News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death. 1
rebel not taken 3 years

News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress...

Anti-fracking protesters told to 'frack off' 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Retired cinema usherette Marjorie Fosdyke-Spratt has set tongues wagging in Worthing. Miss Fosdyke-Spratt, who is 102, was discovered under West Pier slumped over her zimmer frame with her knickers...

David Schneider set to join Manchester City 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Market report 0
Des Custard 3 years

Apologies for digging out my own old stuff, but [url=http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/04/26/market-report-giving-it-150-no-longer-good-enough/]this[/url] seems quite apt at present...

Eton. 4
Screenie 3 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1 Taxis downgraded 1
exigo 3 years
Unmarried USA decides to get pregnant and live in a council house. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
U.S. loses 'AAA' status - no longer able to use the remote 1
Skylarking 3 years
Halfords runs out of ‘IE user on board’ signs 18
Qoxiivi 3 years

Shit - just seen this story was a hoax. Thought it was merely a piece of conveniently interpreted 'research' paid for by Firefox, Opera or the like. But it’s not. It was entirely fabricated. So,...

US presidential residence to be renamed The BrightHouse. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jonny Marbles in talks with prison daddy about launching his own perfume 0
ronseal 3 years

Publicity hungry Jonny Marbles has taken the first step in the self promoters classic career journey and got himself a short period of martyrdom. Now he's looking to use that prison time by...

Al Qaeda claims credit for News of the World implosion 0
ronseal 3 years
Keith Richards starts new career in TV with game show: Totally Wiped-out 2
FraserWords 3 years

Rolling Stone Keith Richards is to hang up his guitar and embark on a new professional life in television., It is thought the response to his script for a new children’s game show, Totally...

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virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

National Front announces ‘Retro-Racism’ festival. 0
Corrigan 3 years

Following the success of Wayne Hemmingway’s ‘Vintage at Goodwood’ festival, old-school racist organisation the National Front (yes, they’re still going) have announced that they will be...

Window's new Hindi font named after MS Dhoni 0
Ado 3 years
Cricket chiefs launch emergency inquiry into crisis in English game 12
FraserWords 3 years

The England and Wales Cricket Board has launched an emergency inquiry into the crisis in the English game., ECB President Lord Buffington said action was essential to halt the England side’s...

Norwegian police discover polar bear’s 1,500-page online manifesto 8
Qoxiivi 3 years
African bull elephant sold as micro-pig 6
Dick Everyman 3 years

A Burton-on-Trent couple have started legal proceedings against a micro-pig breeder for supplying them with an African elephant. The buyers purchased the ‘pig’ in good faith, only for the...

Asda introduces "slapping friendly areas" for shoppers with small children 14
nickb 3 years

Supermarket chain Asda is to create 'slapping areas' where frustrated parents can legally hit their children without causing offence to other shoppers. "Like it or not, administering reasonable...