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Exotic banana identified in batch of venomous spiders.

Quarantine staff at Norwich International Airport were shaken this morning when a cargo of 300 highly poisonous arachnids was found to contain what appeared to be a ‘yellow crescent shaped fruit’...

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Curbie Firetank 24.02.12 9:19am
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Lack of grit in the workplace leads to council workers pay freeze 2
charlies_hat 24.02.12 9:03am
charlies_hat
Hacked off investment bankers to pool their bonuses and build Death Star. 0
Ian Searle 23.02.12 12:44pm
Ian Searle
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to apply for academy status. 1
Ian Searle 23.02.12 2:40pm
Ironduke
Adele angry at TV Biz "suits" for interrupting her list of Music Biz "suits" 2
bonjonelson 23.02.12 2:28pm
dvo4fun
Clapitoil Secretcorns ... Political Correctness gone mad ?

.. Edited on the advice of a wiser head than mine...

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Gourd Almighty 23.02.12 7:59pm
JETFAB
Strait of Hormuz admits to 'having doubts' 2
Ian Searle 23.02.12 11:03pm
Textbook
Financial crisis deepens - AA Milne downgraded to just A 1
Ian Searle 23.02.12 11:23pm
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Customer surprised at legitimate feel of mobile phone unlocking shop. 0
dandare70 23.02.12 11:21am
dandare70
Sunday Times readers demand Piers Morgan as new war correspondent 0
charlies_hat 23.02.12 10:45am
charlies_hat
Somalis claim they have 'no choice' but to take part in Talk Like a Pirate Day 4
Haywood Manley 23.02.12 7:14pm
Haywood Manley
Recently discovered Victorian wig weaving machine is important heirloom 5
Haywood Manley 23.02.12 10:49pm
writinginbsl
David Cameron pledges to 'crush' racism in football through the medium of rap

David Cameron, flanked by former players including Graeme Le Saux and John Barnes, praised the fantastic progress in overcoming racism in mainstream British sport. Mr Cameron and Barnes then went...

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simonjmr 23.02.12 10:20am
simonjmr
James Corden to play baddy in new version of Girl, Interrupted 1
ronseal 23.02.12 10:23am
bonjonelson
Barratt Homes owners to be officially classified as "Travellers" 0
yussle 23.02.12 9:35am
yussle
Florists slam cyclist road safety initiative 'Bad for business, bad for Britain' 0
dvo4fun 23.02.12 9:13am
dvo4fun
Read tomorrow's NewsBiscuit jokes today in the new edition of Private Eye

Only £1.50...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.02.12 12:52am
Quaz
Women window cleaners storm about glass ceiling

Hundreds of female window cleaners have complained about the glass ceiling in their industry; "Whoever thought of that needs their head testing.", complained Wendy Lean...

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apepper 23.02.12 8:57am
apepper
'Sorry, we thought she was a Somali pirate' say Syrians. 3
Dickens or Shakespeare 23.02.12 9:52pm
Textbook
Probe into abortion claims

The Department of Health launches an inquiry into claims that doctors agreed to carry out abortions on the grounds the the baby was ginger. More soon...

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ianrbland 23.02.12 8:40am
ianrbland
Silicon valley running out of things to do with the Internet 0
Dumbnews 23.02.12 3:04am
Dumbnews
Breakthrough technology modernizes building demolition industry 0
Dumbnews 23.02.12 2:59am
Dumbnews
“Big Rain” nickname for Manchester not Catching on

A new nickname for the city of Manchester has failed to spread into everyone’s daily slang. The name was started by Dennis Thorpe, who started to call the city of the Manchester “The Big Rain”...

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paddyparkinson 23.02.12 9:54am
Oxbridge
Gypsy moths evicted from butterfly farm 1
Runestone Cowboy 23.02.12 10:28am
Scroat
Gypsy woman puts curse on people who stereotype gypsies

A local gypsy has cursed the makers of Channel 4 program “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding”. The woman, who insists on not being named due to legal reasons, has stated that the program demeans and...

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paddyparkinson 23.02.12 11:10pm
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Man perched on ledge of tall building threatens to leave facebook 1
Dumbnews 22.02.12 10:55pm
FlashArry
Wikileaks forced to shut down after posting Scooby-doo plot spoiler.

"Mr. Assange has just overstepped the mark this time" said one disgusted web user. "I'm all for freedom of speech and betraying state secrets and that, but this is a truly hateful act of spite. He...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 10:09pm
ianrbland
Greece declares itself Turkish province again

In an unprecedented move yesterday, the Government of Greece has negated its Constitution, and has declared itself part of Turkey., "It's funny, but when we checked back over the declaration of...

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FlashArry 22.02.12 10:06pm
FlashArry
Vox pop respondents 'can't put into words' what's 'indescribable'

Many people interviewed by reporters in the street say they just can't find the words to answer the question they're asked. 'It's hard to put into words,' said Bill Smith (56) when asked by a local...

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roybland 22.02.12 10:04pm
roybland
Cherie Blair claims she's been hacked 'mainly around the face'

http://www.dollymix.tv/sharpen%20cherie4.gif...

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Perks 22.02.12 10:32pm
FlashArry