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BBC's 'Salford500' experiment ends in West London 5
Perks 3 years

"We think it has been a resounding success". That was the initial reaction from Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC following the end of Salford500, the BBC's experiment to see the long term...

After another default on it's debts, Bailiffs move in to evict the Greeks 3
Perks 3 years

In a surprise move by banks across Europe, bailiffs have started the process of evicting the Greeks from their country. 'The small print on the secured loans was very clear' Bob Holbourn, head...

Greek economic management outsourced to Mount Olympus 3
dvo4fun 3 years

Political speculation in Greece has thrown up a surprise candidate to take over from George Papandreou. 'Euthenia', the ancient Greek Goddess and spirit of prosperity, has emerged as the bookies...

Latest Bond film to be called "durchfall" 3
virtuallywill 3 years

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G20 interpreter fail leads to Greek PM saying 'Back, sack and crack me' 0
pinxit 3 years
Airport on St Helena expected to be ready in time for Sarkozy's arrival 2
medici2471 3 years
Anti-capitalist protestor starts “anti-capitalist events management company" 1
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

An anti-capitalist camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today the experience has inspired him to start “ProtestEx” – the world’s first event management company dedicated...

Greek PM delights G20 by rolling out first debt repayments in large wooden horse 0
pinxit 3 years
Katie Price to star as new bond villain Twin Peaks. 0
godly1966 3 years
Vince Cable apologises for leaving Liberal Democrat principles 'in the bin' 6
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Business Secretary Vince Cable has been forced to apologise after a tabloid newspaper discovered that he had left bags full of confidential Liberal Democrat principles in bins outside his...

Simulated Mars mission team are now looking forward to resting and playing. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Their next mission is planned for the Milky Way, but only between meals...

Greece threatened with expulsion from UEFA and Eurovision 0
grottymonty 3 years

Pressure on Greece to remain as part of the Euro mechanism has grown following the latest bombshell dropped by Sarkozy and Merkel. It has been revealed that if they do decide to leave the Euro, not...

Anti-capitalists hit Sesame Street - brought to you by lower case letters t &g 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Said Oscar the Grouch, "These people are living like animals!"...

OS map officials caught at Hooters while surveying mountainous local features 0
vertical 3 years

Explaining controversial expenses claims for evenings at Hooters, a raunchy restaurant and bar chain in San Diego, UK Ordnance Survey staff said the venue 'happened to be near their hotel while they...

ITV takes out Super Injuction on Downton Cast List 0
Ian Searle 3 years

After the identity of the character who is to die was discovered in a clear plastic bag in Vince Cable's dustbin...

Confidential government files now available via Cable 2
Screenie 3 years
Cable's bin laden 0
Screenie 3 years
Health and Safety concerns throws Greek 'knife edge' vote into chaos 0
thackaray 3 years
Remote control dogs set to be surprise ‘must-have’ gift this Christmas 13
3 years

A personal tragedy for 38 year-old Anthony Smith from Nottingham has inadvertently created what is predicted to be this year’s top selling Christmas gift – a full-scale, remote-control dog....

Recipe for "Cubby Broccoli" to be revealed in new Bond Cookbook. 0
nickb 3 years

It’s the world’s most famous signature side dish, ordered by every James Bond in every movie since the franchise began. Now the world will be able to make its own Cubby Broccoli at home, if...

Greek Prime Minister to offer voters referendum on referendum. 2
seymour totti 3 years

Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, has announced that, prior to accepting the EU bailout package, he will offer voters a referendum to see if they want a referendum. "It's all very well giving...

Greek PM can't decide about referendum; may put choice to electorate 1
apepper 3 years

Greek PM George Papandreou has indicated that he may not hold a referendum after all. "I really can't decide what's best.", explained Papandreou, "So I may have a referendum to decide what to do."...

Letwin tells Cable, ' bin there, done that' 0
Perks 3 years
House prices blamed for alarming increase in semi-competent DIY 15
Al OPecia 3 years

In the wake of falling property prices, home owners are facing the prospect of living to the end of their days with their own DIY efforts. Traditionally, households have been able to do a slapdash...

US X Factor in crisis as Paula Abdul’s face splits 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The first series of the X Factor USA was plunged into turmoil today with the shock announcement that Paula Abdul’s nose has quit the show. A number of prominent stars had been linked with the...

Daytime TV stars sued for causing "insincerity secretions". 2
rocko 3 years

David Dickinson, Alan Titchmarsh and Noel Edmonds have all today been instructed to pay an ITV viewer substantial damages following an horrific physical ordeal. Jason Reynolds who has never before...

Pakistan bowlers warned not to step over the line whilst in prison 16
charlies_hat 3 years
Facebook bans employees from using Facebook 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Greece meltdown: Large slick appears in Aegean Sea 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

Or: Oil prices plunge after Greece meltdown...

Pope to make Steve Jobs patron saint of alternative medicine. More soon. 1
JBM222 3 years