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“Consistently good marks” for run-away teen turn out to be love bites... 1
Tripod 25.09.12 2:01pm
Queen of Tarts
15 divided by 30. 1
wallster 25.09.12 2:01pm
BBC apologises as Gardner admits not having a leg to stand on. 0
medici2471 25.09.12 1:58pm
BBC apologises for refusing to film Queen wrestling wildcats at Balmoral 0
Sir Lupus 25.09.12 1:58pm
Sir Lupus
BBC regrets suggesting that The Queen gave a toss about anyone but herself

not much more later...

virtuallywill 25.09.12 1:55pm
Maths teacher misunderstands,'yes sir I enjoy sets' 0
medici2471 25.09.12 1:48pm
Wind farm fails to turn a profit 0
medici2471 25.09.12 1:33pm
Sun Valley resignations responsible for increases in currant vacancies 0
simonjmr 25.09.12 1:31pm
UK Maths teacher finds age of consent Gauling 13
charlies_hat 25.09.12 1:30pm
Deaths at power stations lead to increases in current vacancies 0
simonjmr 25.09.12 1:30pm
Clockwork bomb maufacturer advises wind f arms explosive 0
simonjmr 25.09.12 1:26pm
An ill wind blows as anti GM protesters storm farm

Police attempted to keep hundreds of protesters at bay as they destroyed a field in Surrey where genetically modified wind is being tested. The wind has been enhanced using biotechnology to produce...

button 25.09.12 1:23pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Hornby shares crash... into a tiny model of Crewe station... 0
Tripod 25.09.12 1:07pm
Cancer patient 'not jaundiced' by postcode lottery prize.

Cancer patient, Brian Asquith, 52, says he has no regrets after winning a liver transplant in the Luton postcode lottery. Mr Asquith who has been suffering from leukemia for the past 9 months has...

wallster 25.09.12 1:07pm
No news on odd couple

The police have said there have been no developments in the case of the elderly man who is good with numbers who was seen taking a ferry in the company of a impressionable young student and have...

MahoganyGas 25.09.12 12:38pm
Chinese launch first attempt at aircraft carrier

China’s first attempt at a fully functioning aircraft carrier has officially entered into service, until further notice, the defence ministry says. The 300m (990ft) Liaoning - named after the...

Old Hat 25.09.12 12:33pm
Old Hat
300+ Police Officers Could be Suspended

Chief Superintendent Irene Curtis was today, most distressed to learn 300+ police officers are almost certain to be suspended, on full pay, for allowing Andrew Mitchell to cycle through the main...

HenryMJUK 25.09.12 12:18pm
Government warns of potential new epidemic of health scares

Government scientists have issued a warning of the potential of a major outbreak of health scare stories in national and international media as autumn hits the northern hemisphere. The first...

gregle 25.09.12 12:06pm
Plumber's mate blames anxiety attacks on PTFE 0
dvo4fun 25.09.12 12:01pm
Samsung to release phone with crap maps

Samsung have denied claims of copying Apple with the release of their new GT-LOST smartphone. "We're simply fulfilling user demand for a sense of mystery when using their smartphone's maps.",...

apepper 25.09.12 11:48am
Fight between Lib-Dem delegates and Brighton Guardian readers leaves two sad

A run-in between Liberal Democrat conference delegates and local Guardian readers in Brighton has left two people sad and dozens very upset. Local juggler Adrian Newmanly was rushed to a local...

DustyBinLaden 25.09.12 11:40am
seymour totti
Plebgate latest: "Numquam ego nomine usus 'pleb' ", dicit Mitchell 0
MahoganyGas 25.09.12 10:58am
Brown tests positive for Cullen Skink

Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been tested positive for Cullen Skink. Brown produced a smoked haddock prescription from his doctor after testing positive More soon...

simonjmr 25.09.12 10:48am
Oik female PC denies she's a pleb 0
25.09.12 10:47am
GMO breakthrough: Wind Farm successfully produces a Clockwork Orange 0
MahoganyGas 25.09.12 10:36am
Cameron called Mitchell pleb for "only going to Rugby" 0
Drylaw 25.09.12 10:33am
After Mitchell’s ‘plebs’ gaffe, Boris confuses ‘wiff-waff’ with ‘riff-raff’... 0
Tripod 25.09.12 10:18am
German Catholics' search for Free Church in trouble

Faced with an ultimatum from Bishops to pay religious tax or be refused church services, thousands of German Catholics are said to be “disappointed”, “shocked” and “going back to their...

Sir Lupus 25.09.12 9:30am
Sir Lupus
Teacher thanks pupil with Louis Vuitton satchel and Fabergé pencil-case... 0
Tripod 25.09.12 9:26am
Terry misunderstood. He believes everyone is all gold.

I didn't really put this up. Someone hacked my account...

Not Amused 25.09.12 9:20am
Not Amused