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Charlie - Tiger Blood - Sheen to be the new face of Kellogg's Frosties 0
ronseal 3 years
French forces can be ready to surrender to Libyans within hours says Sarkozy. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Trading Standards sue Comic Relief 0
antharrison 3 years

Bore sooner than expected...

Disappointment as Lenny Henry fails to combust when fire walking 2
antharrison 3 years
Len Goodman surprisingly rates Japanese reactor severity as "Seven" 0
antharrison 3 years
Sudan Refugees Seek 'No Fly Zone' 0
spiraldrain 3 years

"These flies are getting really annoying" said Omar bin Jamali...

Comic Needs Relief In Children - viewers disgusted. 0
spiraldrain 3 years
Mel Gibson to play Dennis the Menace 2
jp1885 3 years

Fresh from its 50th anniversary celebrations, it has been announced that Beano comic strip Dennis the Menace is to get the Hollywood treatment – directed by and starring actor and filmmaker Mel...

Brothers jailed for Lapland theme park con are to be free in time for christmas. 1
VictorMeldrew 3 years
Fire walker Lenny Henry can't believe he said "F*ck" on live TV 0
antharrison 3 years

Unfair really as 20 million viewers said it when he appeared...

Osborne "Lapland theme park looked too plush" 0
antharrison 3 years
Dawn French and Aled Jones to have full frontal sex on top of a mud hut. 5
CupidStunt 3 years

Has Comic Relief gone too far?...

Ninjas 'shamefully underrepresented' in British television drama, report finds 4
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The ninja community is 'drastically underrepresented' in almost all television drama, according to a report by the Equality and Human Rights Commission. The Commission's damning report, They Do It...

UN Resolution Mix Up Helicopters to Dump Water on Gaddafi 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In a mix up of the Libyan and Japanese Nuclear crisis the UN passed a resolution to dump water on 'toxic' Gaddafi. Russia and China abstained...

Royal Wedding 'too white' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Multiculturalists say Royal wedding is 'too white' and 'Christian' and demand it be more representative. Organisers did point out that the couple would be living on State benefits and thus shared a...

Jordan punished for not f*cking Italian soccer player... 0
be reasonable 3 years

I bet you thought it was about that woman☺...

Ad: Vicks new Chlora-sceptic for those who dont believe it will work 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Producer defends lack of ethnic minorities in No.1 Ladies’ Detective Agency 1
jp1885 3 years
Church of Scientology refuses to take part in fund-raising for 'Comic Belief'. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
Cameron to end “postcode lottery” of postcodes 7
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The coalition government has pledged to end the “postcode lottery” of postcode allocation by allowing communities to choose their own postcodes. ‘No longer will people be disadvantaged, or...

Kiberian locals plead with Comic Relief to send out of work celebrities home 0
CupidStunt 3 years

Locals from the slum in Kiberia have 'begged' BBC officials to send the charity conscious celebrities including Angela Rippon, home. Rippon was said to be ‘devastated’ by reports that the local...

Cries of Bias as BBC Shelves Production of 'The Iman of Dibley' 1
3 years
250 primary school pupils to have their heads shaved for Comic Relief 0
CupidStunt 3 years

Gail Porter steps in to man the red hot phones as reception class undergo the clippers. Has Comic Relief gone too far?...

Red Nose caused by multiple bee stings... 0
nilbymouse 3 years

That's the last time I do something funny for honey...

RAF confused as to how to enforce no-fly zone 3
nilbymouse 3 years

“In an ideal situation, we would use aeroplanes to enforce something like this, however we understand that there is currently a "no-fly zone" in place. This makes our job very tricky - we're just...

Hague's incompetence rating increased from 4 to 5 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

William Hague's incompetence at handling international affairs, or indeed his own non-affair with a bloke he shared a room with, has been upgraded from 4 (Pretty Useless) to 5 (Totally Pointless),...

RAF planes moved closer to Med, to be based in Ventnor, IoW. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Gaddafi announces "No-Balls" zone. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dad of two collapses during Moyles marathon 3
beau-jolly 3 years

A father of two was recovering in hospital last night after attempting to complete the Moyles Marathon. Dave Rigsworth, 38, of Weston-Super-Mare collapsed only 12 hours into the event., “I guess...

UN to send up a helicopter full of NIMBY's to enforce no fly zone 2
Basil_B 3 years

The UN Security Council announced immediate plans today to enforce the no fly zone over Libyan air space by sending up a helicopter to patrol the skies containing several inhabitants of a small...