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Florists slam cyclist road safety initiative 'Bad for business, bad for Britain' 0
dvo4fun 23.02.12 9:13am
dvo4fun
Read tomorrow's NewsBiscuit jokes today in the new edition of Private Eye

Only £1.50...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.02.12 12:52am
Quaz
Women window cleaners storm about glass ceiling

Hundreds of female window cleaners have complained about the glass ceiling in their industry; "Whoever thought of that needs their head testing.", complained Wendy Lean...

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apepper 23.02.12 8:57am
apepper
'Sorry, we thought she was a Somali pirate' say Syrians. 3
Dickens or Shakespeare 23.02.12 9:52pm
Textbook
Probe into abortion claims

The Department of Health launches an inquiry into claims that doctors agreed to carry out abortions on the grounds the the baby was ginger. More soon...

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ianrbland 23.02.12 8:40am
ianrbland
Silicon valley running out of things to do with the Internet 0
Dumbnews 23.02.12 3:04am
Dumbnews
Breakthrough technology modernizes building demolition industry 0
Dumbnews 23.02.12 2:59am
Dumbnews
“Big Rain” nickname for Manchester not Catching on

A new nickname for the city of Manchester has failed to spread into everyone’s daily slang. The name was started by Dennis Thorpe, who started to call the city of the Manchester “The Big Rain”...

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paddyparkinson 23.02.12 9:54am
Oxbridge
Gypsy moths evicted from butterfly farm 1
Runestone Cowboy 23.02.12 10:28am
Scroat
Gypsy woman puts curse on people who stereotype gypsies

A local gypsy has cursed the makers of Channel 4 program “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding”. The woman, who insists on not being named due to legal reasons, has stated that the program demeans and...

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paddyparkinson 23.02.12 11:10pm
Username
Man perched on ledge of tall building threatens to leave facebook 1
Dumbnews 22.02.12 10:55pm
FlashArry
Wikileaks forced to shut down after posting Scooby-doo plot spoiler.

"Mr. Assange has just overstepped the mark this time" said one disgusted web user. "I'm all for freedom of speech and betraying state secrets and that, but this is a truly hateful act of spite. He...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 10:09pm
ianrbland
Greece declares itself Turkish province again

In an unprecedented move yesterday, the Government of Greece has negated its Constitution, and has declared itself part of Turkey., "It's funny, but when we checked back over the declaration of...

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FlashArry 22.02.12 10:06pm
FlashArry
Vox pop respondents 'can't put into words' what's 'indescribable'

Many people interviewed by reporters in the street say they just can't find the words to answer the question they're asked. 'It's hard to put into words,' said Bill Smith (56) when asked by a local...

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roybland 22.02.12 10:04pm
roybland
Cherie Blair claims she's been hacked 'mainly around the face'

http://www.dollymix.tv/sharpen%20cherie4.gif...

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Perks 22.02.12 10:32pm
FlashArry
Frank Carson final gig, may contain traces of arson 0
medici2471 22.02.12 9:44pm
medici2471
Merger between Tesco and Morrisons - latest rumours discounted

More Later...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 9:44pm
ianrbland
Lib-Dems to offer membership fee rebates after widespread policy mis-selling.

More Later...

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ianrbland 23.02.12 9:38am
Sinnick
100% of public sector managers now on Linkedin

Business related social networking site Linkedin today achieved saturation coverage among public sector manangers. The last to join, a Donald Edward Wood of NHS Borders and Wrexham, submitted a nice...

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Mandy Lifeboat 26.02.12 12:45pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Cure for Christianity 'round the corner' say researchers

Christianity may soon be a thing of the past say researchers at Oxford University. 'We may have found a cure for the condition,' said Professor James Cross of Exeter College.'It could soon be as...

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roybland 26.02.12 6:11pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Stallion rushed to vets after having a ride off Lorraine Kelly 0
Marko 22.02.12 7:35pm
Marko
Latest smart phones to feature "predictive capabilities".

And we don't mean predictive text. An anonymous source has told industry watchers that the latest chip developments will feature psychic abilities, endowing the phones with a fledgling intelligence,...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 7:23pm
ianrbland
New horror flick based on true events from an online review 0
Dumbnews 22.02.12 5:17pm
Dumbnews
Depressed frog kermits suicide. More soon.

Got to get these off my chest. I have more...

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Haywood Manley 23.02.12 11:09pm
JETFAB
Nurses must sign "Dignitas" code 0
simonjmr 22.02.12 4:17pm
simonjmr
Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails

Prince Abiola Olatunde spoke of his frustration yesterday, as his attempts to enrich his fellow internet users continue to fall upon deaf ears. Employing a team of volunteers from the school he...

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SimonJJames 24.02.12 7:15pm
writinginbsl
Astronomers warn that a sequel to Costners 'Waterworld' may exist

Astronomers have claimed the existence of a sequel to the 1995 Kevin Costner turkey "Water-world" could exist with its trademarked thick, dense and incomprehensible script. Astronomers and...

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simonjmr 24.02.12 12:06am
Quaz
Predictive text: "Ducking annoying" 0
beau-jolly 22.02.12 2:42pm
beau-jolly
TV chat show without Daniel Radcliffe breaks all viewing records

The BBC's radical decision to broadcast a chat show not featuring the diminutive Harry Potter star appears to have paid off. Viewers, bored to the back teeth with Radcliffe plugging his new film...

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Son of Barnabas 22.02.12 2:20pm
Son of Barnabas
Allotment holders suspected of plotting 0
beau-jolly 22.02.12 2:19pm
beau-jolly