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Gadaffi unable to join Facebook, photo too large 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Steve Jobs claims new iPad makes you 10% cooler and 15% sexier 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron urges Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi to consider coalition government... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
England cricketers nervous about forthcoming friendly against Vatican City... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
"No News is Good News" says Murdoch... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
As Mr Men the carton by Roger Hargreaves moves to the big screen 4
3 years

his children are exilherated that Charlie sheen has signed up for the role of Mr Sensible...

Farting Dentist thought he would be let off. 0
3 years
Libya no-fly zone to be enforced by British stealth fighters. 0
be reasonable 3 years

Liam Fox, the "Defence" (sic) Secretary, today announced that the no-fly zone over Libya will be enforced by the latest generation of British stealth fighters, which until now have been classified as...

10,000 monkeys with HD cameras reproduce entire works of Spielberg 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Steve Jobs flags as spam any email not "Sent from someone's iPad" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Apple curious about new "Sent via Facebook Mobile" technology 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Gadaffi's reign looking increasingly likely to end... 5
mortal_wombat 3 years

ludicrous military uniform and gold braid industries fear immediate recession...

"Well, woman?" clinic criticised for aggressive, sexist attitudes... 11
be reasonable 3 years

more tears soon...

The Louvre opens new gallery of life-sized portraits of former dictators 0
Dumbnews 3 years
BOA accept funding from BBC as they set up HQ in the Queen Vic 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
England call up O'Brien, Mooney ahead of South Africa clash. 0
Golgo13 3 years
Gadaffi finds new career selling life-sized portraits of himself on eBay 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Prime Minister reported to be a downloaded copy 0
OldThingy 3 years

There are now thousands of photographs and media images of our PM on the news and the internet. The public are warned to be vigilant. Any images you see may well be just copies of the original and...

Libyan 'no fly' zone to be extended to exclude other insects. 4
John Wiltshire 3 years
No fly directive causes Gadaffi to hang out in Libya 5
beau-jolly 3 years

More open-trousers japes to follow...

Libyan protestors start blasting Carly Simon's, "You're so vain" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Church of England 'forces women into bobble hats' 3
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Church of England confirmed yesterday that it will soon require female adherents to cover their heads in public, and that the covering should be ‘fluffy, preferably woollen, with a pom-pom on...

O'Leary buys out Vatican, launches RyanPrayer. More Soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

£4.50 for communion, Wine extra at a tenner...

You is watching Big Dave: Government to force broadcasters to show their adverts 0
mortal_wombat 3 years

The government today defended its plans to force TV channels to broadcast every evening and for no fee adverts for their flagship Big Society initiative, in what Prime Minister David Cameron has...

Gaddafi told to "improve pseudonyms" 0
nilbymouse 3 years

Col Muammar Gaddafi has attempted flee Libya by changing his name. However quick-witted passport authorities were wise to the cunning despot's addition of an "h" in his surname. Passport duty...

Thousands of journalists still trapped in Libya 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Foreign Office is still trying to work out how to bring home thousands of journalists in Libya who had gone there to report on the hundreds of people trapped there., The Foreign Secretary said...

Victoria Pendleton gives us an exclusive interview about - things... 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

British and world cycling champion today gave an exclusive interview to our reporters OllieP and John Wiltshire, in which she gives perceptive answers to their sometimes difficult questions., They...

MIDSOMER BIKE THEFT THE ABSOLUTE BLOODY LAST STRAW 1
3 years

Says 72 year-old resident Wilf Baker. "That was a Hercules Jeep I bought new in 1968" complained Wilf, going on to say the Police didn't want to know...

Cockney rhyming slang to be third official language at 2012 London Olympic Games 22
OllieP 3 years

At a press conference held today in London's St Mary-le-Bow church, it was announced that cockney rhyming slang would be granted official language status at the 2012 Olympics. Speaking from the home...

Meatloaf Albums shown to cause Childhood Obesity 0
3 years

fear the pie...