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Clegg puts out strong statement against N Korea deputy leader execution. 2
Not Amused 14.12.13 11:14pm
China apologizes to UN after landing spacecraft on Ban Ki-moon 0
godly1966 14.12.13 10:11pm
Free School of Hard Knocks ordered to close by DfE. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 14.12.13 10:04pm
Maggots found in doctor's surgery 'doing well' 2
jp1885 14.12.13 7:48pm
Pan-African Hand Jive Champion 'upset' by reaction to funeral performance 3
FlashArry 14.12.13 5:09pm
Dick Everyman
Experts unsure about scientific merits of China landing vibrator on the moon. 0
Ref Minor 14.12.13 4:02pm
Ref Minor
Man Falls Asleep at Nephew's Nativity Performance, Joins Witness Protection

The National Crime Agency has reported a sharp increase in people seeking Witness Protection following the execution of a Korean politician for failing to applaud his nephew vigorously enough. One...

deceangli 14.12.13 1:06pm
Punters "win thousands" backing horse tipped by Mandela Signer. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 14.12.13 10:38am
Al OPecia
Brave Korean Satirist Shot For Referring To The Dear Leader As "Him Wrong-un" 0
Titus 14.12.13 10:00am
Harry Enfield to re-launch career as Mandela tribute act. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.12.13 9:10am
Al OPecia
Hogwarts becomes second free school closed in a week.

A school for wizards has become the second free school to be closed down in a week. Hogwarts, a publicly funded but independently run free school, was ordered to close after Ofsted inspectors found...

James Pluside 14.12.13 6:42am
James Pluside
Big 6 energy chiefs hire South African interpreter to explain fuel prices 6
Dick Everyman 14.12.13 5:10am
Pyonyang announces Rudolph the Insufficiently Red-Nosed Reindeer Purged

Latest from Peoples News Agency, Pyongyang. Dec 13 11.29 Rudolph the Red Nosed Running Dog of Imperialist Warmongers and Bourgeois Careerism has been purged from the Elite Peoples Reindeer Cadre....

blokefromstoke 14.12.13 12:13am
Manchester United supporter happy to prove he's not a 'Glory Hunter' this season

No more trophies soon...

Not Amused 14.12.13 12:02am
Lens Cap
Scots to be charged for using the English language after devolution 0
raudus 13.12.13 11:53pm
Speak English or lose benefits, Scots told. 8
MADJEZ 13.12.13 11:34pm
Article on negativity online receives flurry of comments supporting article 5
Dumbnews 13.12.13 11:29pm
Obama: "Mandela Speech Misinterpreted By Signer"

Deaf audience members attending the Mandela memorial service became suspicious when the "fake" sign language interpreter began communicating unrelated messages. When Obama said, "It is hard to...

Mike Turbine-Hamilton 13.12.13 11:03pm
New Year's Day predicted to be the coldest of the year so far 0
Not Amused 13.12.13 10:12pm
Not Amused
New Year's Day predicted to be the hottest of the year so far 0
Not Amused 13.12.13 10:12pm
Not Amused
NRA offers free combat fatigues to Colorado schoolteachers

Ammunition to follow...

Crying Out Loud 13.12.13 9:01pm
Crying Out Loud
President of Dangerous Sports Society ‘ate a yoghurt past its sell-by date’... 0
Tripod 13.12.13 8:36pm
Mandela Memorial Signer Previously Worked As Copywriter For NewsBiscuit Spammers 1
Titus 13.12.13 8:18pm
Mandella funeral interpreter apologizes for being all fingers and thumbs 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.12.13 8:13pm
Kim Jong-un denies ‘airbrushing’ enemies: “We have Photoshop”... 0
Tripod 13.12.13 8:12pm
EU to rename Coal Tit "Solar Tit". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.12.13 6:42pm
Al OPecia
Michael Gove bags much coveted Herod role in Parliament Nativity 4
nyarlathotep 13.12.13 5:20pm
Rootin Tootin
North Korean pays ultimate price for "sound of one hand clapping" 0
wwwiz 13.12.13 4:04pm
Girl Enslaved By Siblings Groomed At Disco By Young Aristocrat With Foot Fetish - 2

All together now: "[i]Oh, no, she wasn't[/i]...

Titus 13.12.13 4:02pm
Queen to appear on "Celebrity Who Do You Think You Are ?" Christmas special.

The BBC revealed today that Her Majesty the Queen has agreed to appear on a "Who Do You Think You Are ?" Christmas special. A spokesman for the BBC said today that he was delighted that the Queen had...

ron.bruce 13.12.13 4:00pm