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Eric Pickles found hiding in North London sewer. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 06.08.13 10:13pm
deskpilot3
Entrepreneur launches site to solve a problem that does not exist 0
Dumbnews 06.08.13 10:03pm
Dumbnews
World's first lab-grown footballer

As the football season draws near, Premiership teams have been frustrated in their efforts to sign top players. Scientists at Maastricht University think they may have the answer. Taking stem cells...

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Wrenfoe 06.08.13 8:44pm
Jesus H
Spaniards Object To Construction Of Reef Which Might Endanger An Amada

Sorry, when I said Spaniards, I meant North Gibraltarians...

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Titus 06.08.13 8:27pm
Wrenfoe
The lady in Smith's - my apology - 2

Several years ago I bumped into a lady in Smith's, causing her to fall to the ground. After strenuously denying it for all these years, I have now decided I would like to apologise to her. It...

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John Wiltshire 06.08.13 8:20pm
Titus
Argentina Challenges Spain: "Get Off - Gibraltar Is Part Of Las Islas Malvinas" 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:04pm
Titus
Shades of browns

Cryptic eh? - Neat-O...

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Smart Alex 06.08.13 7:47pm
Smart Alex
Confusion as US and UK pull staff out of lemons

More to follow...

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apepper 06.08.13 7:42pm
apepper
Spanish move Gibraltar border to the Gobi Desert

The Spanish government have raised tension with Gibraltar by moving the official border to a far flung corner of the Gobi desert, deep in southern Mongolia. "This is jolly inconvenient", fumed one...

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apepper 06.08.13 7:23pm
apepper
Shock Report From Thames Water: Sewers Are Full Of Shit

[Total doff of hat to beau-jolly whose idea this was entirely.] Thames "Water" is considering a name change to...

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Titus 06.08.13 5:09pm
Titus
Disappointment after 1080p YouTube video can only be streamed in 720p 4
Dumbnews 06.08.13 5:08pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 2
Nowherefast 06.08.13 5:06pm
Nowherefast
UK Foreign Office To Refer To Spain As "Northern Gibraltar" In Future

As a consequence of a dispute between Gibratar and the Country-Formerly-Known-As-Spain, the spit of land which lies between France and British territitory of Gibratar, with Portugal attached to its...

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Titus 06.08.13 2:54pm
Titus
Sexually frustrated Welsh sculptor tries baa-relief 2
sydalg 06.08.13 2:07pm
Titus
Egyptian necrophiliac seeks yummy mummy 0
sydalg 06.08.13 1:26pm
sydalg
King Alfred Remains Great and Dead 1
davetwojackets 06.08.13 1:03pm
A.A.Arkwright
Chandler Bing advised not to fly to Yemen.

'Well then I guess I'm going to Yemen' [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc8ss9luS5Y]I'm going to Yemen[/url] More soon...

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MADJEZ 06.08.13 12:43pm
Wrenfoe
Simon Cowell forgets Durex-factor 0
sydalg 06.08.13 10:40am
sydalg
Four Horsemen to become Four Cyclists of Apocalypse after deal with Findus 0
sydalg 06.08.13 9:24am
sydalg
Simon Cowell to be canonised for "commitment to Catholic contraception methods" 0
sydalg 06.08.13 9:24am
sydalg
Discovery Channel launches "Loanshark Week", sponsored by Wonga 0
bonjonelson 06.08.13 9:23am
bonjonelson
BT Sports pundit summarises game with the words "It wasn't my fault."

BT Sport's football coverage has got off to a bad start, after all the pundits refused to offer opinions on a game they'd just watched, stonewalling every question and offering glib advice. Asked...

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ronseal 06.08.13 8:43am
ronseal
Pig Pharma replaces pig farmer 1
NewBiscuit 06.08.13 8:42am
NewBiscuit
Aussie PM tweets that Organised bands of Showers were to blame for ashes loss

Neato by default...

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Scronnyglonkle 06.08.13 8:36am
Scronnyglonkle
Feminist Campaigners Demand New £5 Notes To Bear Portrait Of Barbara Cartland 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:21am
Titus
Zero is the new black

The fashion world is in the grip of an exciting new trend. By using the word 'zero', instead of a relatively small fraction, you can grab attention, appeal to the innumerate and anger women of every...

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Wrenfoe 06.08.13 8:18am
Wrenfoe
Minister defends “zero pay” employment contracts

Employers offering contracts on a no-pay basis have been defended by Work and Pensions Secretary Ian Duncan Smith. “First and foremost, people working under these arrangements pay no income tax...

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nickb 06.08.13 8:16am
nickb
Al Qaeda Leaders To Stop Using Twitter To Control Their Network 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:14am
Titus
Drugs In Kraut Football: They Thought It Was All Over - It Isn't Yet 0
Titus 06.08.13 6:42am
Titus
Reading newspaper health scare stories can triple your risk of a heart attack

People who follow up alarming headlines in newspapers about risks to their health are tripling their chances of getting a heart attack. In an independent study by respected research company...

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ronseal 06.08.13 6:31am
ronseal