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Labour isn't working...., it's too busy climbing Everest. (P.S. for the benefit of our younger reader..see...

Son of Barnabas 31.05.13 7:41am
Moths finally twig if they come out during the day there will be loads of light 3
Smart Alex 31.05.13 7:40am
Incompatible Computer Programmers Divorce 2
Iggy Pop-Barker 31.05.13 7:39am
Fantasy football latest: Real Madrid to take on Unreal Madrid 3
nickb 31.05.13 7:39am
Australian 'Jesus' turns Fosters into lager at a wedding ceremony 3
ginty 31.05.13 7:38am
Inspectors find sea zoo 'unfit for porpoise' 4
blacklesbianandproudofit 31.05.13 7:38am
Research shows 8 out of 10 recycling workers are down in the dumps 2
Ian Searle 31.05.13 7:37am
After the rat on Mars, astronomers have now discovered a hamster in Uranus. 4
Son of Barnabas 31.05.13 7:36am
First civil partnership divorce ends in gay abandon 7
custard cream 31.05.13 7:32am
Hordes Of Romanian Badgers Poised To Swarm Into UK To Replace Culled Badgers 0
Titus 31.05.13 7:13am
Vintage Tupperware collector seals deal with kitchenalia museum 0
Dick Everyman 31.05.13 6:01am
Dick Everyman
NewsBiscuit latest: It's two, fifty-nine, and fifty seconds, says Speaking Clock 0
Arthur 31.05.13 2:07am
"Want to borrow a fiver until Friday?" asks Office of Fair Trading

[Psst! Tenners available soon] ...

Arthur 31.05.13 1:28am
NewsBiscuit exclusive: Honest, hard-working and kind person makes headline news

Eight-part series starts today ...

Arthur 30.05.13 11:42pm
The Self-Loathing Society publishes annual list of unachievable goals.

Loads more soon. Or not...

sredni vashta 30.05.13 11:24pm
sredni vashta
North IKEAN meatballs reckoned to be the dog's bollocks.

Hat tip to Oxbridge...

weematt 30.05.13 10:27pm
Tension builds between North IKEA and South IKEA over Gnomes

The new advert for IKEA garden furniture that depicts a battle between uncaring, brutal, modernising garden owners and a group of defenceless, poorly armed garden gnomes has revealed a deep cultural...

weematt 30.05.13 8:26pm
Working Men's Club comedian barred when wife turns out to be a size 8 0
brownpaperreporter 30.05.13 7:49pm
Spanish A&E manned by Bon Jovi‏

The American rock band, Bon Jovi, have agreed to support staff at the beleaguered, Hospital Niño Jesús in Madrid. "I'll Be There for You", insist the New Jersey boys, who have been juggling their...

Wrenfoe 30.05.13 3:49pm
RBS introduces new Food Bank App

Despite recent online glitches, RBS has decided to roll out the android version of their "Food Bank" App. Customers will be able to log in to the nearest stockpile of unwanted canned goods, and...

Wrenfoe 30.05.13 2:19pm
Gary Lineker suffering from advanced Affogeyosis aka Boycs-Trueman syndrome

no more, please....

Bertrand Twisted 30.05.13 12:54pm
Bertrand Twisted
Facebook offers comfort to "comfort women"

In an unprecedented move to avoid future litigation, Mark Zuckerberg announced that he would be asking for forgiveness across a range of sexual exploitation issues. Having already apologised to the...

Wrenfoe 30.05.13 11:01am
sredni vashta
Overworked sheep shearer "died in the wool". 3
sredni vashta 30.05.13 10:54am
sredni vashta
Torres: "Launching my restaurant chain Nando's made my football peri peri bad" 0
Bertrand Twisted 30.05.13 10:19am
Bertrand Twisted
Study proves that running camply improves your chances of catching a bus by 43% 1
Bertrand Twisted 30.05.13 9:55am
Luis Suarez on potential Real Madrid offer: "I'd bite their hand off". 0
seymour totti 30.05.13 8:10am
seymour totti
Bookworm dies in "Reading Frenzy" 0
Lindy Moone 30.05.13 7:52am
Lindy Moone
Sex Change on the Beach: It's All Sunshine and Rainbows

9 AM. A Severe Transgender Weather Watch has been issued for this reporter's Mediterranean island nation (Your Hand is Like Ice, Your Ass is Like a Watermelon) for the hours of 11 AM through 7 PM...

Lindy Moone 30.05.13 6:50am
Lindy Moone
Dr. Phil goes undercover to expose himself 0
Dumbnews 29.05.13 9:25pm
No surrender to the IFA 0
Ref Minor 29.05.13 9:08pm
Ref Minor