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Giant astral haemorrhoid threatens Earth 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cocozza joins list of X factor victims 3
simonjmr 3 years

Brookstein, Ward, Lewis, Jackson, Burke, McElderry, Cardle and now Cocozza "So I did a little drugs, but lets face it you need something the smooth the edges and keep you going through doing that...

"Motorway" 6
dvo4fun 3 years
Benefits cheat clairvoyant didn't see 33k repayment coming 7
vertical 3 years

how the hell do these people get away with it for so long...

Berlosconi application to be Greek PM turned down. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Berlusconi to apply for job as Greek PM 2
Sinnick 3 years

things cannot get any worse for Greece, can they ?...

Theresa May deported to make UK borders safer 0
Sinnick 3 years
Oregon election using iPads 'requires massive ballot boxes' 2
3 years

A leap forward in election technology is taking place in Oregon this week, as residents cast their votes using iPads. Officials noticed just in time that no more than five iPads would fit inside...

Greeks pick the same guy as Prime Minister, by mistake. 0
greg various 3 years
Eurozone crisis ends as G20 caps sovereign debt interest rate at 3% 4
Team Biscuit 3 years

The heads of the G20 Nations have unanimously agreed to cap the interest rates applicable to Sovereign debt bonds at 3% for at least one year. Across each nation of the group of 20 most powerful...

Greeks cave in to Eurozone demands for more pronounceable leader 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Greek president, Karolos Papoulias, has acceded to demands from the German and French governments and agreed to appoint a more pronounceable leader to head up the new Greek government. The move...

Jimmy Savile’s coffin to be strapped to rollercoaster 2
jp1885 3 years
Outrage as French magazine bombed by Warhammer enthusiasts 3
James Clayton 3 years

French Magazine Mais Non! has been bombed for the second time in a week after publishing pictures of Aenarion - First Phoenix King of the High Elves. Warhammer fans, who believe that Aenarion should...

Max Mosley violates his own privacy 0
medici2471 3 years
Berlusconi considering his options, Mexican jail looks favourite 0
medici2471 3 years
Celebrity Come Dancing latest: Russel grant to big to fail 0
virtuallywill 3 years

More more more later...

New tour dates announced for Jimmy Savile 0
medici2471 3 years
Crock of shit found in Slough drain 0
simonjmr 3 years
Students challenge Police to Modern Warfare 3 duel in lieu of protest 4
Cameldancer 3 years

Following threats by the Metropolitan Police to deploy baton rounds at tomorrow's scheduled protest over tuition fees, student leaders have responded by challenging the Territorial Support Group to a...

Thieves strip Jimmy Saville's coffin of all precious metals 0
simonjmr 3 years
Conflict escalates as competing Turtle Rescue charities remain at loggerheads. 0
wallster 3 years

more very very slowly...

Woman throws up in art gallery and is offered post as ‘Artist in residence’ 0
Ian Searle 3 years

The cleaner who wiped up a stain from the floor of an art gallery was told by the management she had destroyed a work of art worth many thousands of pounds. She promptly threw up in shock and was...

Police to investigate claims no one has threatened to kill John Terry this week 0
Ian Searle 3 years

A spokesperson for Scotland Yard said , ”With ex-girlfriends, their husbands and boyfriends, family members, team mates, England fans, ethnic groups, just about anyone with a moral compass, the...

Shane Warne's coming out of retirement is a "spin doctors" wet dream 0
simonjmr 3 years
UK border chief departure delayed 0
medici2471 3 years
Olympic torch route 'goes all round the houses' claim sceptics 1
Screenie 3 years
Blanket ban on duvets announced. 1
spoole2112 3 years
Daily Mail - Conrad Murray 'Guilty/Innocent' (delete as appropriate) 2
Perks 3 years


Trains on the line cause travel chaos 2
Immunis 3 years
Torch route will share tedium of London Olympics with rest of country 12
3 years

Lord Coe has announced the official route of the Olympic torch, which will bring the boring spectacle of a burning stick to many parts of the UK. Much of the route passes through towns so far from...