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Thamsanqa Jantjie's version of the Macarena storms up the charts 0
irreverendJ 12.12.13 10:38pm
irreverendJ
Newsbiscuit welcomes its new cookery guru Fat Bastard

Good evening satire lovers everywhere. After a hard day sniggering at the misfortunes of others more fortunate than you what could be better than a nice bowl of "Prime Minister Soup?" First assemble...

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vulture1 12.12.13 9:01pm
vulture1
Ignore PM comment judge says. 'I WOULD as well but that's irrelevent' 0
MADJEZ 12.12.13 6:34pm
MADJEZ
Woman always dressed in fitness attire unsure what to wear in the gym 1
Dumbnews 12.12.13 6:27pm
Dick Everyman
Judge advises members of the public to ignore the Prime Minister 0
NewBiscuit 12.12.13 4:03pm
NewBiscuit
Outrage as world leaders ignore man having epileptic fit at Mandela funeral. 0
FOAD 12.12.13 3:57pm
FOAD
Shares in Domino pizza and Kit Kat soar in Uruguay as marijuana legalised. 1
MADJEZ 12.12.13 3:56pm
FOAD
Obama cancels all overseas visits

US stock markets dropped like a stone today following reports that the President had cancelled all overseas visits until further notice. News agencies were buzzing with speculation that Obama had...

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Starchy 12.12.13 3:47pm
Starchy
Scottish Yes Campaign Revealed to be Plot by Vexillology Industrial Complex

Politicians from across the spectrum were left stunned today, as it was revealed that the entire Scottish Independence Referendum campaign has been fabricated by a consortium of flag experts and...

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Bigglesworth 12.12.13 2:28pm
Bigglesworth
Daily Mail Review: St. Francis's Nativity "a crime against theater"

Just last week this intrepid reporter was called upon to watch St. Francis's Nursery version of the Nativity for the simple reason that his daughter was playing Mary. Despite frequent arguments with...

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WatcherMark 12.12.13 2:11pm
WatcherMark
Simu-Lady share price plummets after CEO reveals new "talking" sex doll

"We were pretty confident with our life-like lineup of simuLadies. We can't understand why our clients have reacted so badly to this magical new technology."...

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gaijintendo 12.12.13 2:01pm
gaijintendo
Jose Mourinho devastated not to be named as Mandela's successor 0
custard cream 12.12.13 2:00pm
custard cream
Sign-language 'just bollocks' admit the deaf. 1
MADJEZ 12.12.13 1:57pm
custard cream
Dyslexic singer apologises to audience at Mandela memorial event

Apologies to MADJEZ for reworking his idea...

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Sinnick 12.12.13 1:45pm
MADJEZ
Jury told to ignore PM's Nigella comments...

and anything ever utter by Ed Milliband...

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raudus 12.12.13 1:37pm
raudus
Schizophrenic signer was in two minds whether to carry on. 0
MADJEZ 12.12.13 1:32pm
MADJEZ
Typo blamed for Mandela signing fiasco. As man claims he was hired as a SINGER. 0
MADJEZ 12.12.13 1:29pm
MADJEZ
Mandela memorial sign language interpreter transferred to radio 1
custard cream 12.12.13 1:01pm
Titus
Prince Jailed for Sexual Assault On Unconscious Girl

"This was a shameful and disgusting crime" said Justice Neville Norbury, when jailing the prince for assaulting a young girl, who had been in a coma for more than 15 years following an industrial...

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Titus 12.12.13 12:54pm
AReader
Sign language interpreter 'least fake attendee' at Mandela funeral 3
Squudge 12.12.13 11:56am
custard cream
Uruguay's new drug laws bring new hope for England, says upbeat Hodgson

England football manager, Roy Hodgson, today welcomed the decision of Uruguay to allow the cultivation, possession and personal use of marijuana as a potential boost to England's World Cup prospects....

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Eskimo 12.12.13 11:40am
Midfield Diamond
Mandela signer apologises: "Sorry... I was sticking to the script Bono gave me" 0
raudus 12.12.13 11:38am
raudus
Conditions in doctor's Tardis slammed

More to follow...

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apepper 12.12.13 10:41am
Titus
Figgy pudding siege enters third day

Police chiefs in Devon are considering their options as the siege of a residential property in Ottery St Mary passes the 48 hour mark. The incident started on the evening of 9th December, when carol...

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ianslat 12.12.13 10:27am
Midfield Diamond
Comparing Alan Carr to a bell ringer is a camp analogy 7
custard cream 12.12.13 10:27am
Titus
Brainstorm floods think tank 6
nickb 12.12.13 10:24am
bonjonelson
Delay in Obama's speech signing caused by signalling problems in Soweto 0
Not Amused 12.12.13 9:46am
Not Amused
MAN SACKED FOR WEARING ARSENAL JERSEY

NAIROBI, Kenya An employee of Kenya Airways, Kenya’s national airline was apparently sacked for wearing an Arsenal FC (football club) tee shirt to a Kenya Airways sponsored event at the Masai...

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MRJ 12.12.13 8:50am
Oxbridge
New Dramas to be decided in “Strictly Play for Today”

The BBC has been ordered to improve the "quality and distinctiveness" of its peak-time drama and current affairs. As such, director general Tony Hall has announced a initiative to commission new...

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james_doc 12.12.13 12:23am
Titus
Mandela memorial signer all fingers and thumbs, say critics. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 11.12.13 11:35pm
Paddy Berzinski