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| Thamsanqa Jantjie's version of the Macarena storms up the charts |
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irreverendJ |
12.12.13 10:38pm
irreverendJ |
| Newsbiscuit welcomes its new cookery guru Fat Bastard Good evening satire lovers everywhere. After a hard day sniggering at the misfortunes of others more fortunate than you what could be better than a nice bowl of "Prime Minister Soup?" First assemble... |
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vulture1 |
12.12.13 9:01pm
vulture1 |
| Ignore PM comment judge says. 'I WOULD as well but that's irrelevent' |
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MADJEZ |
12.12.13 6:34pm
MADJEZ |
| Woman always dressed in fitness attire unsure what to wear in the gym |
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Dumbnews |
12.12.13 6:27pm
Dick Everyman |
| Judge advises members of the public to ignore the Prime Minister |
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NewBiscuit |
12.12.13 4:03pm
NewBiscuit |
| Outrage as world leaders ignore man having epileptic fit at Mandela funeral. |
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FOAD |
12.12.13 3:57pm
FOAD |
| Shares in Domino pizza and Kit Kat soar in Uruguay as marijuana legalised. |
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MADJEZ |
12.12.13 3:56pm
FOAD |
| Obama cancels all overseas visits US stock markets dropped like a stone today following reports that the President had cancelled all overseas visits until further notice. News agencies were buzzing with speculation that Obama had... |
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Starchy |
12.12.13 3:47pm
Starchy |
| Scottish Yes Campaign Revealed to be Plot by Vexillology Industrial Complex Politicians from across the spectrum were left stunned today, as it was revealed that the entire Scottish Independence Referendum campaign has been fabricated by a consortium of flag experts and... |
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Bigglesworth |
12.12.13 2:28pm
Bigglesworth |
| Daily Mail Review: St. Francis's Nativity "a crime against theater" Just last week this intrepid reporter was called upon to watch St. Francis's Nursery version of the Nativity for the simple reason that his daughter was playing Mary. Despite frequent arguments with... |
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WatcherMark |
12.12.13 2:11pm
WatcherMark |
| Simu-Lady share price plummets after CEO reveals new "talking" sex doll "We were pretty confident with our life-like lineup of simuLadies. We can't understand why our clients have reacted so badly to this magical new technology."... |
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gaijintendo |
12.12.13 2:01pm
gaijintendo |
| Jose Mourinho devastated not to be named as Mandela's successor |
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custard cream |
12.12.13 2:00pm
custard cream |
| Sign-language 'just bollocks' admit the deaf. |
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MADJEZ |
12.12.13 1:57pm
custard cream |
| Dyslexic singer apologises to audience at Mandela memorial event Apologies to MADJEZ for reworking his idea... |
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Sinnick |
12.12.13 1:45pm
MADJEZ |
| Jury told to ignore PM's Nigella comments... and anything ever utter by Ed Milliband... |
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raudus |
12.12.13 1:37pm
raudus |
| Schizophrenic signer was in two minds whether to carry on. |
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MADJEZ |
12.12.13 1:32pm
MADJEZ |
| Typo blamed for Mandela signing fiasco. As man claims he was hired as a SINGER. |
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MADJEZ |
12.12.13 1:29pm
MADJEZ |
| Mandela memorial sign language interpreter transferred to radio |
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custard cream |
12.12.13 1:01pm
Titus |
| Prince Jailed for Sexual Assault On Unconscious Girl "This was a shameful and disgusting crime" said Justice Neville Norbury, when jailing the prince for assaulting a young girl, who had been in a coma for more than 15 years following an industrial... |
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Titus |
12.12.13 12:54pm
AReader |
| Sign language interpreter 'least fake attendee' at Mandela funeral |
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Squudge |
12.12.13 11:56am
custard cream |
| Uruguay's new drug laws bring new hope for England, says upbeat Hodgson England football manager, Roy Hodgson, today welcomed the decision of Uruguay to allow the cultivation, possession and personal use of marijuana as a potential boost to England's World Cup prospects.... |
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Eskimo |
12.12.13 11:40am
Midfield Diamond |
| Mandela signer apologises: "Sorry... I was sticking to the script Bono gave me" |
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raudus |
12.12.13 11:38am
raudus |
| Conditions in doctor's Tardis slammed More to follow... |
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apepper |
12.12.13 10:41am
Titus |
| Figgy pudding siege enters third day Police chiefs in Devon are considering their options as the siege of a residential property in Ottery St Mary passes the 48 hour mark.
The incident started on the evening of 9th December, when carol... |
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ianslat |
12.12.13 10:27am
Midfield Diamond |
| Comparing Alan Carr to a bell ringer is a camp analogy |
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custard cream |
12.12.13 10:27am
Titus |
| Brainstorm floods think tank |
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nickb |
12.12.13 10:24am
bonjonelson |
| Delay in Obama's speech signing caused by signalling problems in Soweto |
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Not Amused |
12.12.13 9:46am
Not Amused |
| MAN SACKED FOR WEARING ARSENAL JERSEY NAIROBI, Kenya
An employee of Kenya Airways, Kenya’s national airline was apparently sacked for wearing an Arsenal FC (football club) tee shirt to a Kenya Airways sponsored event at the Masai... |
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MRJ |
12.12.13 8:50am
Oxbridge |
| New Dramas to be decided in “Strictly Play for Today” The BBC has been ordered to improve the "quality and distinctiveness" of its peak-time drama and current affairs. As such, director general Tony Hall has announced a initiative to commission new... |
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james_doc |
12.12.13 12:23am
Titus |
| Mandela memorial signer all fingers and thumbs, say critics. More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
11.12.13 11:35pm
Paddy Berzinski |
