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| Priceless Fabergé speed hump turns up on Antique Roads Show | 0 |  |
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| Fallon off. | 6 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
| Children organise junior slutwalk to protest about being sexualized | 2 | |
Tammy Flugh | 3 years |
| Cardiff hosts “Slutwalk” protest: No one notices. | 3 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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Morag soon... |
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| Cowell denies fixing result of next month's 'Ronan's Got Talent' | 0 | |
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Simon Cowell has strongly denied that the result of next month's search for a star, 'Ronan's Got Talent', has already been decided. Cowell, formerly a professional merkin balancer, made it clear that... |
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| Aide Confirms Palin Sold Brain to Fund Vice Presidentail Bid... | 0 | |
mugwump | 3 years |
| Gavin Henson "In the news, but not the gay one" clarifies Daily Mail | 1 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Rooney: "Hair transplant success - now signed up for face transplant" | 0 | |
JohnA | 3 years |
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The Doctors insisted... |
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| Mladic hoping for similar non deadly lethal cancer like Al Megrahi | 3 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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more health later... |
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| Martial arts star to change name. | 0 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
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Chinese martial arts actor Sammo Hung is considering changing his name by deed poll, sources reveal. "I get fed-up with people I don't know approaching me at parties and saying, 'hello, are you... |
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| French horse wins Derby in bet | 0 | |
FraserWords | 3 years |
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A French racehorse has won Derby in a bet., The East Midlands city will be formally handed over to Pour Moi, a three-year-old gelding, in a ceremony this afternoon., The horse’s press spokesman... |
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| Press exclusive pic of Rooney transplant shows chinese kidney on his head | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 3 years |
| Research finds the less we talk to people the more we know about them | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Cameron denies fixing allegations in Coalition's Got Talent | 3 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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David Cameron has rejected claims that the coalition is fixed and that he signed Nick Clegg to his party years ago. The allegations were made by an anonymous internet blogger who claims that a young... |
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| Queen invites losing jockey to impromptu dinner at Tower of London | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Wicked Witch of the East asks for arbitration in property boundary dispute. | 0 | |
SingingHinny | 3 years |
| "And the winner of Britain's Got Talent 2011 is"....."Oh bugger" | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
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Alternatively "And the winner of Britain's Got Talent 2011 is".."Simon Cowell".."For the 6th year"(or whatever it is)... |
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| Rooney's transplant is in a 4-4-2 formation - "on me 'ed son". More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 3 years |
| England protest against Blatter's presidency by deliberately playing badly. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| FIA hopeful Lybian Grand Prix in November to go ahead despite local difficulties | 5 | |
DiY | 3 years |
| Andy Gray gets honorary doctoratre | 0 | |
arnied | 3 years |
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Andy Gray has been honoured by the University of Mogadishu. The department of female circumscision have awarded the wayward ace a doctorate in recognition of his services to sex equality!... |
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| FIFA dirty money blamed for Ecoli epidemic. | 0 | |
arnied | 3 years |
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Sidestepp Blatter forgot to wash hands after handling Argentinian bung... |
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| New study links breathing air to cancer | 1 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Glee devotes episode to the music of Glee | 1 | |
Grover | 3 years |
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Hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i] has announced it will devote a forthcoming episode to songs performed on the hit US musical sit-com [i]Glee[/i]. Series creator and cultural anti-Christ Ryan... |
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| Psychic offers remote stalking service to spurned lovers. | 1 | |
Al OPecia | 3 years |
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Prof. Dr. Dame Imelda Clapton (Ph.D, DSO and barking) Principal of weknewdyouwouldcall.com has launched a new service for those unlucky in love who would like to follow their object of unreciprocated... |
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| Injunction bars Kieren Fallon from throwing the Derby on either horse. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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More unsubstantiated allegations soon... |
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| Salad dodger red-faced after catching e.coli from cucumber: Questions raised. | 0 | |
Le Creuset Fiend | 3 years |
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More to follow-through... |
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| Loss of council houses for £100,000 earners worries drug dealers | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
| Rooney has arsehole transfer. Arsehole rejects him | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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Oldy but goody... |
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| Google’s plans to abandon older browsers condemned as ageist | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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got to be a story in there somewhere... |
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