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| Deaf, dumb and blind kid wins pinball gold for GB | 6 |  |
Actual Size | 07.09.12 9:11am JohnA |
| Nick Clegg to address empty Auditorium for Lib Dem conference The Lib Dem's today have announced that Nick Clegg will emulate his action movie hero at this years Lib Dem conference and address and empty auditorium "Apparently Clint Eastwood had an argument... |
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simonjmr | 07.09.12 8:19am Sinnick |
| Couples with 'boring sex' to be permitted more breaks under EU ruling more soon. sorry but I am going to have to do something with this one:, clicky ->... |
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Squudge | 07.09.12 8:15am Squudge |
| Dyslexic man's joy short lived... When he realises what his girlfriend's note actually said was that she 'fancies Alan'... |
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Smart Alex | 07.09.12 8:05am Smart Alex |
| Cabinet reshuffle: Ken Clarke and Baroness Warsi shift to 'Kitchen Cabinet' role Ken Clarke is stepping down as Justice Secretary and moved to become 'Minister without Portfolio but with a Trolley' by David Cameron as part of a wide-ranging reshuffle. Conservative Party co-chair... |
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pinxit | 07.09.12 7:53am pinxit |
| BBC TV comedy Citizen Khan hailed as 'final proof' that time-travel is possible more soon. Unfortunately... |
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dvo4fun | 07.09.12 5:36am arthurminnit |
| Roman documents found show ancient dispute over 'third highway' Archaeologists in central London have said the discovery of Roman documents near Westminster show that transport has been a hot topic since the days when Caesar was a ruler and not just a salad. The... |
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Perks | 06.09.12 11:35pm rikkor |
| Cameron promises homes fit for burglars | 0 | |
BenB | 06.09.12 9:35pm BenB |
| Sea World sacks over-weight trainers as 'not fit for porpoise' | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 06.09.12 5:43pm Ian Searle |
| Tailor fires apprentice for not being a good fit | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 06.09.12 5:37pm Dumbnews |
| New fashion trend emerges among adolescents of wearing pants at their waist | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 06.09.12 5:34pm Dumbnews |
| Brave burglar Richard Rochford to be nominated for Pride in Britain award | 0 | |
custard cream | 06.09.12 5:08pm custard cream |
| Jeremy Hunt - real name revealed ? We are all aware of the Gideon/George Osborn name transplant for the chancellor, but evidence has come to light of another member of the Cabinet having a name change to 'improve' their image and... |
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FlashArry | 06.09.12 4:56pm FlashArry |
| Sponsors for new bravery awards sought TV chiefs are today searching for new sponsors for “The Burglar and Thug National Bravery Awards,” ceremony to be held in November 2012, Original sponsors, HMP Adventure Holidays and Cops Catch... |
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hero2zero | 06.09.12 4:22pm Nails UK |
| Proportion of private patients among GB Paralympic Team ‘too high’ says report There was further criticism of the NHS last night when a study revealed that more than a third of the British Paralympic team had had their various medical conditions treated in private clinics; such... |
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Midfield Diamond | 06.09.12 4:20pm |
| Millionaires' Row, Chelsea, Straight In There To Build A Second Conservatory.... .Would you believe?, "Gee, second conservatories could do wonders for Britain, don't you know."... |
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Jesse Bigg | 06.09.12 1:52pm Jesse Bigg |
| Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and Grayling to “bring back hanging for gays and unemployed; pardon all bankers and phone hackers” An unemployed gay couple living in a Bed and Breakfast are to sue Justice Minister Chris Gayling... |
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Reg Herring | 06.09.12 1:23pm Reg Herring |
| Extensions to terms of office up to 8 years will be allowed without elections House of Commons extensions of up to 8 years will be allowed without elections, were unveiled today by the Coalition government. More soon... |
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simonjmr | 06.09.12 1:19pm simonjmr |
| New squatting laws could be used to remove the coalition government | 0 | |
simonjmr | 06.09.12 1:15pm simonjmr |
| Guardian Ethical Dilemma Over Whether To Call Disabled Burglars "Brave" | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 06.09.12 12:50pm thisisall1word |
| Edward Milliband butches up with removal of vagina Edward Milliband has taken heart of David Camerons’ criticque of his butchness and has asked some doctors to look into his vagina. By removing it he hopes to become a sweating, butch serious... |
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Je Margarette Rien | 06.09.12 10:46am MalcTuckersMum |
| Planning restrictions be relaxed: airports can be added to back gardens The government wants to get planning officers "off people's backs" with a relaxation of current rules in England. For a limited period, people will be allowed to build larger extensions on houses... |
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steve_l | 06.09.12 10:14am steve_l |
| Third wank of the day 'getting just a little out of hand' | 3 | |
Ironduke | 06.09.12 8:20am JohnA |
| Scunthorpe squirrel vows to finish the job properly next time. | 2 | |
Queen of Tarts | 06.09.12 4:56am Queen of Tarts |
| Norman Tebbit hailed as 'visionary force' behind GB Olympic cycling success | 11 | |
pinxit | 05.09.12 11:21pm Ironduke |
| Ugly surgeon unable to remove patients eye sore | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 05.09.12 10:29pm Dumbnews |
| Tomtom blamed as Genome map leads to deadend | 0 | |
kjo36 | 05.09.12 10:09pm kjo36 |
| Britain swamped with zombies as Atos send the dead back to work Britain was swamped with zombies when the dead returned to work as part of the government's controversial benefits cutback. Despite death being regarded by many as the ultimate in invalidity... |
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Carter | 05.09.12 9:08pm FlashArry |
| An Idiots Guide to the Political Parties Does politics confuse you? Do you really know what each party stands for? Well, sit back and relax whilst we bring you NewsBiscuits guide to the 3 main political parties in the UK. Conservatives... |
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seymour totti | 05.09.12 9:01pm Ironduke |
| Clegg promoted to new post of 'Minister for everything that's really shit' Former deputy prime minister has spoken of his delight by being promoted by David Cameron into the new position of 'Minister for everthing that's really shit.' 'When David first told me of the move... |
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antharrison | 05.09.12 7:31pm deskpilot3 |
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