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Satan confirms that as yet no approach has been made by Clegg to buy back soul 2
Basil_B 3 years

Speaking from his Hades home in Neverworld the Prince of Darkness more commonly known as Satan confirmed to awaiting reporters today that no approach had been made by the Libdem leader Nick Clegg to...

Deaf man goes to lap weeding glasses as RNID changes name 0
OldThingy 3 years

He may get a pardon...

R. Kelly releses song about his dreams of running a Fish and Chip shop 3
bonjonelson 3 years

I'll leave the punchline as a mental exercise for the reader...

Artistic differences blamed as Pippa Middleton's Bottom splits 1
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon. Over to you, I have a few ideas but can't quite bring it together. As it were...

Lo! Bad man in sea. 7
Iscariot 3 years

(anag) 5,3,5...

Cameron admits to "using Clegg as human shield". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

Crisis as '5 times a day' religious fanatics mean supply of virgins running out. 0
Mr Payne 3 years

"The problem is, they take everything too far and misinterpret the words of the prophet (peace be upon Him)," claims Ayatollah...

Lord Lucan found, shot in face and body dumped in sea 3
Real Street 3 years

Dramatic and astounding news is emerging that Lord Lucan has finally been found. The peer disappeared on 8th November 1974 following the murder of Sandra Rivett, his children’s nanny. The 36-year...

Nick Clegg revealed to have been using alternative face system... more soon. 2
404 Not Found 3 years
Theives steal live cable; Cable attacks Tories; ... Tories attack theives 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Man who signed iTunes agreement faces lifetime in bondage 1
roybland 3 years

A Luton man who signed an online iTunes agreement is now facing a life in bondage. James Ashcroft (24) said that when he logged onto the Apple iTunes store he was invited to agree to fifty pages of...

Nick Clegg's political remains arrive at deserted Wootton Bassett 0
antharrison 3 years

For the first time in its history, the Wiltshire town of Wootton Bassett - known for deeply moving and dignified demonstrations of respect and mourning - was deserted as the remains of Nick Clegg's...

McCartney to marry for third time... 0
be reasonable 3 years

let's see if this one's got the legs...

Obama decorates Navy Seals... 1
be reasonable 3 years

a nice shade of taupe with pink soft-furnishings should do it...

After winning vote, new political party called 'no' to take office on Monday 0
Basil_B 3 years
"I believe I can fly" singer R. Kelly finally tests hypothesis. 5
Deacon 3 years

Hypothesis rejected. No flowers please, charitable donations...

Dolby Digital wins AV referendum, DTS complains (slightly too) loudly 0
3 years

More soon. Also, I know I'm a hifi geek, in case you were going to mention it...

Fantasyland to Hold Referendum on Independence from The Magic Kingdom 0
greigewart 3 years

Following a landslide victory for the Fantasyland Nationalist Party (FNP), leader of the country’s first ever majority government, Scrooge McDuck, announces plans to hold a referendum on...

LibDems to nail bomb nurseries in an effort to improve image 5
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

BBC and Channel 4 announce new show hosted by Terry Pratchett, Come Die With Me 4
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

The show promises to combine the best of the BBC’s science coverage and the award winning reality TV of Channel 4. Terry Pratchett, poster boy of assisted suicide, said "We will be offering a...

US navey admits they lost osama due to unforseen incident. 4
4ty2 3 years

when trying to treat his body for a fish pedicure, the latest fab in personal cleansing as advertised by Google all over the place. They are now going to sue Google for not warning innocent users of...

New term of abuse chosen for Alcohol Enthusiasts for the 2010's 5
404 Not Found 3 years

In the 1980's it was "Lager-louts"., In the 1990's it was "Alcopop-teens"., In the 2000's it was "Binge-drinkers". The results of Thursdays meeting of the ministry of the nanny-state show a clear...

Greek Finance Minister admits "This Euro thing is way too hard." 2
rikkor 3 years
Nick Clegg buried at sea to avoid creating a shrine for 'Yes' men. 3
Mr Payne 3 years

Cameron says the coalition will continue to work exactly as before. Nick who?...

Cameron refuses to release photos of the corpse of Clegg's political career 0
bonjonelson 3 years
McCartney to marry again. What's wrong with this one ? A Newsbiscuit exclusive. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Middle East corresponent sacked over West Bank spoonerism.. more soon 1
404 Not Found 3 years
RSPCA calls for greater protection Lib Dem councillors 2
Mrblacker 3 years

The almost overnight disappearance of hundreds of Liberal Democrat councillors, can't be allowed to happen again, according the the RSPCA. "it's a symptom of our current attitude to the natural...

Yorkshire cedes Halifax to Lancashire after local gives tourist directions 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Bin Laden's death confirmed by Bin Laden 0
Dumbnews 3 years