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A W T Cooking the books, more when we return 0
waggy 3 years

Latest Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe, take two eggs, pinch the pastry...

Tesco: " it was 8 items or less - as you'd take to the programme" 0
Laughingstock 3 years

adpoting the policy of Ready Steady Cook contestants...

Dyson vacuum quality questioned as husband’s Christmas gift “breaks again” 12
kimllfixit 3 years

Hi-tech home appliance company Dyson were today inundated with criticism as a woman announced that the DC22 Multi-floor cleaner she bought her husband for Christmas has mysteriously broken for the...

Mary Portas found guilty of shopfitting 0
nickb 3 years
Stricter uniform code set in NHS reform to reduce number of casual-ties 1
kga6 3 years
Man spends £18,000 in Waitrose after wife tells him to 'get all the essentials' 6
dicky37 3 years

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Cameron says 'Sorry. Fuck! Shit! Arse!' For Tourettes remark 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Worrall Thompson: "I really need to take something for my condition." 1
Scroat 3 years
England, Wales & N. Ireland to hold referendum on Independence 0
tedweasel 3 years

Get in first., We all knew this would happen when the Scots got Evolution!...

Leveson Inquiry hails Kelvin Mackenzie as the blueprint for 'ethical press' 0
irregular apple 3 years
Divide and Rule latest: Diane Abbott's pet rabbits named sooty and snowy 0
button 3 years
Worrall Thompson adds concealed file to favourite cake recipie 0
irregular apple 3 years
Bahrain GP to be held in Scarborough 0
gwalker2805 3 years

Due to continued protests not to hold the Bahrain GP, Ecclestone and all but one of the teams have agreed to hold the race in Scarborough, UK. A series of arcade machines linked together will provide...

Anfield "Custom T-Shirts" shop anticipates bulk order before next home game 7
dvo4fun 3 years
Westminster's downer: "It's two alcohol-free days, not two free-alcohol days" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Intelligent machines close to developing capacity for low self esteem 17
ronseal 3 years

Intelligent machines may soon have the ability to wonder why they bother as scientists come close to reproducing the human genome for esteem. "We've already got intelligent machines. But the self...

BBC announces new series "Masterthief". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Hadrian's Wall plaque to be removed by flossing 0
medici2471 3 years
Anwar Ibrahim verdict splits those closest to him 1
cinquecento 3 years

sore moon....

Worrall Thompson denies taking the bus to Sainsburys 1
medici2471 3 years
Drinks industry to re-position weekly alcohol unit limits as ‘Your 3-a-day’ 0
Re Pete 3 years

Responding to a recent MPs' report calling for a re-think of alcohol guidelines in the UK the Portman Group, a body representing the alcoholic drinks industry, has proposed "re-imagining" current...

Male aide braces himself as Anwar Ibrahim is discharged after two years 1
medici2471 3 years

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League Managers’ Association Vacancy: Director of Referee-Slagging 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Following the departure of manager Neil Warnock from Premiership Club Queens Park Rangers, the League Managers’ Association (LMA) are seeking a new Director of Referee-Slagging. The successful...

Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing 1
allmyownstunts 3 years

As Anthony Worrall-thomson celebrated his release from custody by throwing a celebratory party at his home, the manager of the branch of Tesco which caught him shoplifitng has revealed that half a...

Premier League's 'December manager of the month' is another 'shock result' 4
Perks 3 years

After a Christmas period full of strange results in the Premier League, The League Managers' Association (LMA) have delivered yet another surprise in announcing their December's manager of the month...

Tourettes registrar sacked, Ed Balls' birth certificate changed back to Jones 0
cinquecento 3 years
Coalition casts bait to catch Salmond and Sturgeon 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Duchess of Cornwall spotted at ‘War Horse’ premiere 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Comparison to Ed Balls ‘very offensive’ says Tourette’s sufferer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hundreds of cinemas to close following release of ‘The Iron Lady’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years