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Celebrities held hostage in jungle terror

According to reports from Austrailia a number of TV personalities are being held against their will by a pair of North Eastern rebels. One celebrity, Mr Conley 51, from London told reporters of sick...

Sheepback 20.11.12 1:23pm
Bungle from Rainbow to sue BBC over abuse allegations.

Bungle, star of eighties kids TV show ‘Rainbow’ is to take legal action against the BBC after a Newsnight report led to him being wrongly implicated in child abuse allegations. The bear, who now...

TheNewsWalrus 20.11.12 1:00pm
Phillip Schofield to present Barry Chuckle tribute show 2
charlies_hat 20.11.12 12:57pm
London Kebab Shop Destroyed In Israeli Air Strike On Hummus

There were fresh calls for an immediate ceasefire in the war torn Middle East last night after an Israeli F16 jet fighter targeted and destroyed a kebab shop in Upton Park East London leaving the...

Jonny Shlep 20.11.12 12:50pm
Jonny Shlep
Prison Gangs to start Prisoner Mentoring Service

Apprenticeships to follow...

Mark66 20.11.12 12:48pm
God to consider allowing women into heaven

In a surprise move, God has used his blog to announce that women might be considered admission to heaven. "In the past it's been testicles only up here, but I want an up to date eternity."...

apepper 20.11.12 12:46pm
God saves the Queen

After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience God has finally decided to save the Queen. In news released today by God’s chief messenger, the Archangel Gabriel it was revealed that...

Dick Everyman 20.11.12 12:45pm
Dick Everyman
Thousands disappointed as Chris Moyles fails to get gagging order 0
medici2471 20.11.12 12:45pm
Bruce Forsyth to star in Lloyd-Webber’s ‘Nosferatu the Musical’

Sir Bruce Forsyth, TV host and entertainer has been chosen by Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber to star in the title role of his next West End spectacular, Nosferatu the Musical. Sir Bruce, whose official...

Dick Everyman 20.11.12 12:03pm
Dick Everyman
US circuit judge electrocuted 0
Dick Everyman 20.11.12 9:10am
Dick Everyman
Women bishop bashing swings synod vote 0
andhrimnir 20.11.12 9:09am

New Weekly Sports Quiz Much as I enjoyed the programme “They think It's All Over”, it was clear that the format was exhausted by 2006 (or earlier!) and I have a suggestion for a replacement. ...

granger 20.11.12 8:57am
Rootin Tootin
Justice Minister: Prisoners to get a mentor on release "to help them vote Tory" 0
dvo4fun 20.11.12 8:47am
Judicial review targets 'time wasting' PM

More time wasting soon...

Queen of Tarts 19.11.12 11:51pm
Queen of Tarts
Princess Diana's chauffeur to replace Martin Clunes as new face of Churchill 4
custard cream 19.11.12 11:46pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Survey finds astronomy 'over the heads of most people' 6
custard cream 19.11.12 11:45pm
Queen of Tarts
Energy boss admits to making hay while the sun shines

Energy bosses have reacted to criticism from consumer groups today following the news that they have posted record profits despite the underlying cost of fuel reducing over the past 3 months. ...

Sheepback 19.11.12 8:49pm
Mitt Romney is sitting at home going 'Just think, that could've been me'

Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney is reported to spend most of his time sitting at home in a darkened room in front of the television muttering,'Just think, that could have been me out there...

roybland 19.11.12 8:34pm
Enemy animal herder revealed as shepherd spy 0
custard cream 19.11.12 8:09pm
custard cream
S.London cops win national indoor games competition again

Officers from Mottingham in S London are celebrating their fifth yearly win in succession at the national police indoor games championship, held in Birmingham.  They won in all categories except for...

nickb 19.11.12 8:06pm
Border Cauli most intelligent vegetable say farmers 3
Dick Everyman 19.11.12 6:37pm
“Sparrow nest soup now sadly unavailable” moans Jamie Oliver 2
19.11.12 6:23pm
Amazon warehouse arson attack wipes out stocks of Kindle Fire 1
custard cream 19.11.12 6:08pm
Cameron vows to alternate his use of Olympic & World War 2 analogies

more soon. pass the sick-bag...

dvo4fun 19.11.12 6:03pm
custard cream
Israel still refusing to negotiate with Gazza

Israel has once again taken a tough stance on Gazza and has defied calls for co-operation by world leaders and the UN. A spokesman for the government of Israel told reporters, ‘Gazza is a clear...

fernandomando 19.11.12 5:58pm
Paul Gascoine bewildered by Israeli attacks: Says "I never played for West Ham!" 0
Nowherefast 19.11.12 5:13pm
Lord McAlpine to sue himself after inadvertently tweeting his own name 3
Nowherefast 19.11.12 2:46pm
Birdwatcher in despair at size of UK bird population

Birdwatcher Roy Philips (58) was today in despair on learning that the UK bird population stands at an estimated 166 million nesting birds. 'I'll never do it now,' Mr Philips said. 'At my age I'll...

roybland 19.11.12 2:36pm
Isle of Wight launch new smart phone.

Two tin cans and a bit of string...

godly1966 19.11.12 2:04pm
Plan to speed up judicial reviews ‘will take years to implement’ warn barristers

David Cameron’s plans to reduce the time limits for legal challenges against unpopular Tory policies have ‘hit a snag’ from the outset, with law firm Leagles Of Leicester submitting the first a...

malgor 19.11.12 1:58pm