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Nick Clegg considers offer to take the Monster Raving Loony whip... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

to improve his standing in Westminster...

Jean Cyance to sue L'Oreal 0
hero2zero 3 years

More soon....

Clegg in secret talks with McCartney's divorce lawyer. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

But not Cleese's...

Nick Clegg has secret deal with Cameron to cross the floor if Lib Dems chuck him 3
deskpilot3 3 years
Clegg fight back encounters paper bag difficulty 0
roybland 3 years
Cameron tells Clegg "We should see other people" 0
Grover 3 years
Florida's 'pull you pants up' Bill vigorously opposed by some Catholic clergy... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Outrage as Go Compare refuses to pay out on Beagle 2 disappearance. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Miliband urges re-use of Royal Wedding street party kit at Thatcher’s funeral 0
roybland 3 years

Labour leader Ed Miliband is urging people to hold-on to their Royal Wedding street party equipment in readiness for the death of Lady Thatcher. Miliband, who recently apologised for allowing...

Nellie the Elephant "sick and tired of being ignored - I'm off". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
French Foreign Legion pleads "no more LibDem applicants, please". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
SNP seeks party with consonants to form a decent anagram. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Lewis Collins senses opportunity after Bin Laden Raid. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

More soon. I am sure that there's something in this, don't know what though at the minute...

Osama Elvis Bin Laden 'not dead' claims conspiracy theorists amalgam 0
roybland 3 years
Work to start on " Vajazzel - The Vagina Monologues the Musical" 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Book by Ben Elton, Music and Lyrics by Annie Lennox...

Husband finally finds a use for something "that might come in handy some time" 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Only days before wife says, "We have to declutter and get rid of all this rubbish!"...

SNP confirms Scottish Independence referendum; England to vote 'Yes'. 0
Mrblacker 3 years

more ad nauseum...

Premier League confirms new season to start before current one ends 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The English Premier League says play will start in it's 2011/12 season will begin before the final game of the 2010/11 season has been played. Wolverhampton Wanderers play Blackburn Rovers on the...

"Devolution Referendum should be held after Murray wins Wimbledon" - SNP 0
BillyBitzer 3 years

more tha noo...

New BA in The Bleedin' Obvious Degree launched 0
RickH 3 years

West Birmingham University College (formerly Smethwick Working Mens' Club), is to launch a new BA degree in The Bleedin' Obvious. Reg Grommett, VP Academics spoke to our reporter. "Interest in our...

Chris Huhne volunteers Nick Clegg for the next TV series of 'Back to the Floor'. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Ebullient SNP will contest seats in England at next election. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Nick Clegg sends out for clean underwear...

Respect party rejects membership application from Nick Clegg. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Satan confirms that as yet no approach has been made by Clegg to buy back soul 2
Basil_B 3 years

Speaking from his Hades home in Neverworld the Prince of Darkness more commonly known as Satan confirmed to awaiting reporters today that no approach had been made by the Libdem leader Nick Clegg to...

Deaf man goes to lap weeding glasses as RNID changes name 0
OldThingy 3 years

He may get a pardon...

R. Kelly releses song about his dreams of running a Fish and Chip shop 3
bonjonelson 3 years

I'll leave the punchline as a mental exercise for the reader...

Artistic differences blamed as Pippa Middleton's Bottom splits 1
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon. Over to you, I have a few ideas but can't quite bring it together. As it were...

Lo! Bad man in sea. 7
Iscariot 3 years

(anag) 5,3,5...

Cameron admits to "using Clegg as human shield". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

Crisis as '5 times a day' religious fanatics mean supply of virgins running out. 0
Mr Payne 3 years

"The problem is, they take everything too far and misinterpret the words of the prophet (peace be upon Him)," claims Ayatollah...