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Wry smiles abound as Jeremy Clarkson's ancestry traced to Jamaica. 0
Worth 3 years
English shopkeepers "happy" to accept Scottish 20 Euro notes. More soon. 7
Al OPecia 3 years

Every cloud....

Henry fills Arsenal goal vacuum 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Vatican admit to WikedPaedo use 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
The urbanisation of the Worrall-Thompson 12
Newsquelch 3 years

Usually a nocturnal creature, often blighted by hideous mange. The Worrall-Thompson has begun to spread into urban areas in the UK. We’ve all become used to coming home to find our bins in...

Ferry company Sea-France "goes under". 7
seymour totti 3 years
Only One Celebrity in This Shop at a Time, say signs in White City corner shops 1
ronseal 3 years

Corner shops in Shepherds Bush, White City and the area surrounding the BBC have been criticised for discrimination, after signs in the shops seemed to suggest that celebrities are a shop lifting...

"It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy 0
SimonJJames 3 years
A-Team branch into odd jobs as soldier of fortune business hits hard times 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Berkshire man was shocked recently when he employed the services of a local painting and decorating company, only to discover that the men carrying out the work were everybody’s favourite 80s TV...

Bungee-jumping Victoria...... falls 0
Major Clanger 3 years
AWT puts the free into free-range eggs 0
Major Clanger 3 years
‘Smoke crack two days a week instead of drinking’, MP’s report says 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A group of MPs have said that people should have at least two days a week completely clear of alcohol, and try other ways of escaping from reality instead, such as hallucinogenic drugs. The Science...

Probe into man abducted by aliens 0
Immunis 3 years
Worrall-Thompson releases recipe for Sticky Finger Pudding. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

And shows how to bake a cake containing a metal file...

Worrall Thompson to host "Ready, Steady, Crook" 12
simonjmr 3 years
New crocodile treats 'Bungee Snaps' are instant hit in Zimbabwe 0
Screenie 3 years
Unexpected Idiot in Bagging Area 0
bonjonelson 3 years
A W T Cooking the books, more when we return 0
waggy 3 years

Latest Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe, take two eggs, pinch the pastry...

Tesco: " it was 8 items or less - as you'd take to the programme" 0
Laughingstock 3 years

adpoting the policy of Ready Steady Cook contestants...

Dyson vacuum quality questioned as husband’s Christmas gift “breaks again” 12
kimllfixit 3 years

Hi-tech home appliance company Dyson were today inundated with criticism as a woman announced that the DC22 Multi-floor cleaner she bought her husband for Christmas has mysteriously broken for the...

Mary Portas found guilty of shopfitting 0
nickb 3 years
Stricter uniform code set in NHS reform to reduce number of casual-ties 1
kga6 3 years
Man spends £18,000 in Waitrose after wife tells him to 'get all the essentials' 6
dicky37 3 years

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Cameron says 'Sorry. Fuck! Shit! Arse!' For Tourettes remark 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Worrall Thompson: "I really need to take something for my condition." 1
Scroat 3 years
England, Wales & N. Ireland to hold referendum on Independence 0
tedweasel 3 years

Get in first., We all knew this would happen when the Scots got Evolution!...

Leveson Inquiry hails Kelvin Mackenzie as the blueprint for 'ethical press' 0
irregular apple 3 years
Divide and Rule latest: Diane Abbott's pet rabbits named sooty and snowy 0
button 3 years
Worrall Thompson adds concealed file to favourite cake recipie 0
irregular apple 3 years
Bahrain GP to be held in Scarborough 0
gwalker2805 3 years

Due to continued protests not to hold the Bahrain GP, Ecclestone and all but one of the teams have agreed to hold the race in Scarborough, UK. A series of arcade machines linked together will provide...