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Aintree Tesco's announce profits warning 0
Ironduke 10.02.13 2:36am
Ironduke
Security beefed-up at Melton Mowbray Stud farms 0
Trini 10.02.13 12:44am
Trini
Romanian Chariot Racing championships cancelled 0
Trini 10.02.13 12:21am
Trini
DEFRA announce Findus to sponsor badger cull

Protesters Hoarse...

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Trini 10.02.13 12:11am
Trini
Straight men refuse to get married to girlfriends for fear of being called "gay" 0
quango 10.02.13 12:08am
quango
Chinese fury as Year of the Snake found to contain 29% horsemeat 0
custard cream 09.02.13 11:32pm
custard cream
Findus named as new sponsor for Grand National.

But not furlong?...

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Al McHogan 09.02.13 11:17pm
Al McHogan
Mafia may be behind Horsemeat scandal : "Fingers in many pies" 0
Drylaw 09.02.13 11:06pm
Drylaw
Team Findus win Horse of the Year Show 0
Iscariot 09.02.13 11:04pm
Iscariot
Findus sofas found to be 100% horse hair.

I'm thinking of turning vegetarian. Still, you've got to laugh,...

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deskpilot3 09.02.13 10:18pm
deskpilot3
Daily Mirror goes over the top because cream crackers don't contain cream.

And don't taste good with horse...

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deskpilot3 09.02.13 10:16pm
deskpilot3
Lidl Lasagna found to contain 80% donkey meat 0
Scronnyglonkle 09.02.13 8:45pm
Scronnyglonkle
Horse meat latest: vegetarians' smugness at 98%

The smugness levels of Britain's vegetarians have reached unprecedented levels. "I'm routinely pleased with myself.", said one veggie, "But now I'm absolutely [i]delighted[/i]."...

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apepper 09.02.13 8:09pm
apepper
Horse-mince scandal. Gay equines hit back. 1
MADJEZ 09.02.13 7:34pm
sillybugger
Teen adopting a stoical approach to Valentine's Day

Scunthorpe teen Tracey Gray (16) says she's adopting a stoical attitude to Valentine's Day as the only way to cope with the deluge of endearments and gifts she routinely expects on that day. 'People...

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roybland 09.02.13 5:25pm
Paddy Berzinski
Unilever launch new 'I Can't Believe It's Not Beef' range 0
Squudge 09.02.13 4:59pm
Squudge
Victor Meldrew in ads for Tesco's new "I Don't Believe It" range of tinned stews 2
Drylaw 09.02.13 4:58pm
Squudge
Court news: Aggressive defence now allowed "Only when defendant isn't guilty"

more later...

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dvo4fun 09.02.13 4:57pm
Squudge
Findus releases new range of horsemeat TV dinners

Findus Foods have decided to make lemonade with their lemons by announcing a new range of horse-meat based TV dinners including Crispy Shergar burgers, Black Bess Ratatouille, Red Rum Au Vin and...

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AReader 09.02.13 4:56pm
Squudge
TV first as ‘Last time’ and ‘Next time’ fill entire episode

TV history was made last night when the middle episode of a three part drama contained no new footage at all, but consisted entirely of a summary of the story so far and what was going to happen next...

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Des Custard 09.02.13 4:53pm
Squudge
Housing benefits officer injured in town hall tumbleweed incident

A housing benefits officer is recovering in hospital after being hit by a large piece of tumbleweed. Bill Slater, who works for Birmingham City Council, had gone to work as usual on Wednesday...

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Dick Everyman 09.02.13 4:52pm
Squudge
Guest Columnist: Richard Littlejohn

The Horror of Same-sex Shambles I’ve had some fun over the years with a few well-timed gags about poofters, but today I want to tell you about something far more serious. Something I’ve never...

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Mik Bulk 09.02.13 4:46pm
Mik Bulk
Government launches Totopolies Commission to deal with horsemeat scandal

It's a boardgaming joke, geddit? Oh, forget it...

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DustyBinLaden 09.02.13 3:40pm
DustyBinLaden
School kids titter as New German Education Minister is a Wanka

true - check out the story!...

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custard cream 09.02.13 3:32pm
custard cream
New food scandal as Quorn mince found to contain 100% tasteless fungus

"Scandal? What scandal?"...

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AReader 09.02.13 3:31pm
AReader
Cameron to declare equal rights for horses to be in beef burgers

and demands that the FSA and food manufacturers stop their bigoted claim culture and instead use general information such as "may contain beef"...

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4ty2 09.02.13 3:24pm
4ty2
New steak scare: Supermarket butchers' rumps to be probed.

and yet another...

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weematt 09.02.13 2:17pm
weematt
Yewtree uses Youtube

Officers at Operation Yewtree have uncovered a devastating new weapon in their bid to destroy the lives of the rubbish entertainers from the 60s and 70s who blighted so many young lives - Youtube. A...

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lane-avenger 09.02.13 2:15pm
Drylaw
Whore D'oeuvres

An investigation is to be launched after as much as 100% whores' DNA has been found in several frozen products on supermarket shelves. The contaminated foodstuffs, on sale in the UK and Ireland are...

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topfotogmw 09.02.13 1:56pm
4ty2
Remains of Catherine the Great found to contain traces of horse DNA 1
cinquecento 09.02.13 1:08pm
Tripod