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Obama's "Anti-Terrorism Branch"

Hope was a dying ember in a decaying star. The populous was living in constant fear; they were afraid to leave their dwellings, afraid to trust anyone who wasn’t a white, heterosexual, Christian...

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Szandor Menzies 31.12.13 9:27pm
Sinnick
Amazon unveil Prime Cannon

After the recent reveal of the Prime Air, which is set to deliver goods to customers within thirty minutes of ordering using airborne drones, Amazon have already unveiled their next project; the...

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WatcherMark 31.12.13 9:17pm
WatcherMark
Northern Ireland still divided on who Jesus wants as a sunbeam.

In a last ditch effort to win the 2013 “Schism of the Year award” Christians on both sides of the Northern Ireland divide have safeguarded the right to continue warring over who Jesus wants as a...

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nickb 31.12.13 7:52pm
blokefromstoke
Airline passenger's hunger mysteriously fades after viewing food prices 0
Dumbnews 31.12.13 7:02pm
Dumbnews
Parties in stalled N.Ireland talks wish each other a happy and prosperous 1614

Shouty guys with flags at 1...

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blokefromstoke 31.12.13 6:34pm
blokefromstoke
Prince Charles upset Queen not attending Landsbury Ceromony at Cabot Cove 0
Scronnyglonkle 31.12.13 6:15pm
Scronnyglonkle
Duke of Cambridge to take intensive course on ‘smiling and waving’...

The Duke of Cambridge is taking a short management course at Cambridge University, to acquire the skills he will need for running the Duchy of Cornwall. Modules will include talking to plants,...

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Tripod 31.12.13 4:40pm
Tripod
Opinion poll reveals that 67% of people do not trust statistics 0
Plot126 31.12.13 4:29pm
Plot126
Archbishop of Canterbury names Ganesh his 'deity of the year' 0
pere floza 31.12.13 4:28pm
pere floza
Social Media Firms Braced For Saucy New Year Party Pics

Facebook, Twitter and Instagram users partying hard tonight will be able to use a new app launched today. Drunken partygoers who don't want tonight's over-the-top excesses forever memorialized on...

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Laura Norder 31.12.13 4:26pm
Laura Norder
Scots warned not to ski hauf pissed. 0
weematt 31.12.13 4:22pm
weematt
Bulgarian and Romanian immigrants read Daily Mail and head back home

People's fears of mass immigration from Bulgaria and Romania may soon be gone after the government piloted a scheme of giving everyone who came to the UK a copy of the Daily Mail at the border....

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James Pluside 31.12.13 4:20pm
Plot126
Schumacher getting back up to speed after unscheduled piste stop.

Get well soon Michael...

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bonjonelson 31.12.13 3:52pm
bonjonelson
'Auld acquaintances to be forgot' says Salmond 2
Dick Everyman 31.12.13 3:36pm
Dick Everyman
Toys R Us to stock pink guns 'to counter gender bias'... 4
Tripod 31.12.13 3:24pm
Sinnick
Sheep To Pay For Better Fireworks After Dismal NZ New Year

http://whisperingirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Fireworks-go-off-from-Auc-0161.jpg Hundreds of New Year party-goers launched a furious tirade against the Government over the lackluster...

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Laura Norder 31.12.13 3:22pm
Laura Norder
Cameron admits he's drunk Pastis 9
beau-jolly 31.12.13 3:15pm
Al OPecia
H-bomb to be included in new year firework display

Following magnificent displays around the world to commemorate the beginning of 2014, the organisers of the London display have announced the chiming of Big Ben will be synchronised with the...

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james_doc 31.12.13 2:24pm
james_doc
Waitrose coffee with added 'Chav' sounds revolting

Customers at Waitrose stores across the land are revolting over the free coffee being offered. Not because it tastes disgusting but because the offer of a free coffee or tea every day to, and here's...

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irreverendJ 31.12.13 1:49pm
WMatty
Druids working round the clock to restore ley lines

The council of British Druids are working through the night to restore ley lines which have been damaged by recent storms. Many households have been without spiritual energy through the Christmas...

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apepper 31.12.13 1:47pm
Squudge
Angela Lansbury made Dame for services to over-the-hill actors.

On hearing the news of her New Year's honour Miss Lansbury said she was delighted to have been recognised in this way. "I owe much to the managers and staff of the care homes who prepare and supply...

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weematt 31.12.13 10:28am
weematt
Angry Birds Strike Back

http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/2013/12/31/giant-rubber-duck-explodes-in-taiwan-again Kevin, did you have anything to do with this?...

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Titus 31.12.13 10:26am
Kevin the Swan
Scottish winner of All England Club championship slighted rather than knighted.

A Palace spokesperson said that although this was the first time for 73 years that the Wimbledon mens' singles title had been won by a player who was not a complete foreigner, there was a...

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weematt 31.12.13 9:54am
weematt
Supermarkets to open "Faith Banks"

Following the collapse in the market of Faith Providers such as the Cof E once known for it's cheap and easy "pick and mix" faith services and more upmarket providers such as the Catholic Church...

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vulture1 30.12.13 11:42pm
vulture1
Reunited for Christmas: identical twin toys, separated at the manufacturer

Two Identical soft toys that were separated only a few weeks after being manufactured, have been miraculously reunited two years later and just in time for Christmas. Neither toy had any idea that...

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Slante Dangle 30.12.13 8:49pm
blokefromstoke
Monopoly Commission finds there are too many versions of the board game 0
custard cream 30.12.13 5:02pm
custard cream
Gove rewrites GCSE History curriculum then claims the English throne 0
Plot126 30.12.13 4:07pm
Plot126
Justin Bieber gives the World a Christmas present by retiring. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 30.12.13 3:31pm
Al OPecia
'Farage Is Messing With Our Heads' Complains Tory Spokesman

"Until now, we have been able to contain UKIP by dismissing them as xenophobic bigots" said the spokesman "But by calling for the UK to accept Syrian refugees - which the government refuses to do -...

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Titus 30.12.13 2:47pm
Wrenfoe
All those who make big New Year promises on Facebook to be ‘tested in June’

All those who publicly air their New Year promises and plans with really long Facebook status updates will be ‘thoroughly tested in June’, according to a new initiative. The government funded...

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Jesus H 30.12.13 1:08pm
Jesus H