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Yorkshire charged with excessive vowel use 5
Jimbo 3 years

There are plenty of good writers on here that should be able to do something with this title...

Rift off for wocket men 0
spoole2112 3 years

To the collective sound of 1,339,724,852 "ooh's" and "aah's", China belatedly joined the space race today as their first space lab was launched from a two hundred foot milk bottle at the bottom of...

Nicorette addiction now major health concern 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
"TEVEZ REFUSED TO WORK FOR ME TOO" - FACTORY OWNER EXPLAINS. 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

WITH his £250,000 per week salary topping up his bank account and his petted lip topping up the hatred for him, it seems that Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez is no stranger to the churlish...

Deep sea diving lawyer claimed to have a water tight case. 4
spoole2112 3 years

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Judge in Conrad Murray case rejects ‘Come on, I’m bad’ as legitimate defence 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Escort agency owner delighted with Ford Escort 0
nickb 3 years

“I really do love the 1994 Ford Escort hatchback we’ve just acquired. As a straightforward prostitute-mover, it really has everything,” says Marion Jenkins of South Yorkshire. “We have...

Intel announces plans to have already released new Intel Neutrino processor 7
Qoxiivi 3 years

More soon You know, like the centrino but ahfuckitwhat'sthepoint...

Reebok trainers did not cure tone deaf 6
witless 3 years

Sports goods maker Reebok will pay $25m to settle charges brought by the Musicians Union that it made unsupported claims about its Easy Tone and Run Tone shoes. Trainee musicians across the world...

Freudian slips by Golden Showers Lingerie, on sale at Eboy for 99 pee 0
witless 3 years

by now price...

Bramble acquitted: Judge rules him 'incapable of possession.' 2
Jammydodgers 3 years

"He went nowhere near the ball for 5 years, for Christ sake", commented one newcastle supporter., The trial judge dismissed the case after 53000 Newcastle United fans, independently testified to...

'Fried egg' star found near Milky way, but you can only look at it between meals 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Free transfer for nursery nurse fed up with returning footballer's toys to pram 0
spoole2112 3 years

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David Miliband to donate charisma to hapless brother ("Mr") Ed. 11
dvo4fun 3 years

In a remarkable gesture of public reconcilation, David Miliband has held out a political-life saving olive branch to "[his] pasty faced back-stabbing" younger sibling. A cutting edge surgical...

Cbeebies admits cuts have hit hard as it launches new show 'Nothing Special' 0
flossie mcjava 3 years
Corruption now Greece's Biggest Export 0
apepper 3 years

Corruption has overtaken food and beverages, manufactured goods and petroleum products to become Greece's biggest exported product. "Germany is our biggest customer.", said a Greek government...

Shock And Horror! Cameron And The Rest Of The Tory Party......... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Can't remember ordinary people...

New EU tea bag regulations 'full of holes' claim lawyers 4
spoole2112 3 years

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Pontypandy Firestation set to close 2
grottymonty 3 years

Fireman Sam and Station Officer Steele have today been issued with 90 day notices as the South Wales Fire Service look to cut expenditure. A spokesman for the SWFA explained, " this was a really...

Circumcision cutbacks: 500 to get the chop. 7
grottymonty 3 years
More employment gloom: Forestry Commission to "Clear out the dead wood" 1
grottymonty 3 years
House price soars 30% at 25 Acacia Avenue 2
3 years

There was positive news for the UK's housing market today, as the estimated price of a 4-bed semi in Woking soared by 30%. The dramatic rise at 25 Acacia Acvenue is being attributed to a new combi...

Advert: Pun plant discovered, grows your prowess naturally 0
witless 3 years

may need enlarging on...

'Castles in the Sky' build on hold as recession hits Just the Two of Us 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
EU to outlaw use of "air quotes" 1
Ian Searle 3 years

"Air slashes" have already been outlawed after Hilter tried to introduce them with his Nazi salutes, but they may call for the introduction of "air colons", "air ampersands" and "air ellipses"...

Tens of thousands of surgical patients dying needlessly down to cuts 1
witless 3 years

Tens of thousands of patients are dying needlessly after routine home operations because their partners have not been sufficiently trained, leading surgeons warn. A report on the Coalitions flagship...

BBQ sales rise after met office forecasts october snow 0
vertical 3 years

http://tinyurl.com/6bdeczt It can only mean one thing when William Hill are taking bets, sunglasses and garden furniture sales are booming and shoppers are stocking up with beer and sausages, the...

Elgin Marbles to go on Ebay 3
Boutros 3 years

In the latest move to pay off the Greek debt mountain, the entire collection of stones from the Parthenon now residing in the British Museum is to go on Ebay with a 'Buy It Now' thought to be around...

Germaine Greer Hails Saudi Arabia "World Women's Capital" 1
apepper 3 years

Academic and Feminist Germaine Greer has named Saudi Arabia as the most woman friendly country in the world following the retraction of punishment by lashing of a female driver. "Obviously, woman...

Dirty whistle found - working hypothesis flawed 1
Jimbo 3 years

Play on clean as a whistle, article also include bright as a button etc...