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Russia sends Stalinist stereotypes to salt mines 0
Arthur 26.06.13 7:23pm
Arthur
Tennis to be rolled out to the working class, announces sports minister

But they're still banned from Wimbledon...

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Jesus H 26.06.13 7:22pm
Jesus H
Jews send bailiff to Downing Street to collect on the Balfour Declaration 0
Arthur 26.06.13 7:19pm
Arthur
Iranians seek permission to change their stereotype 0
Arthur 26.06.13 7:16pm
Arthur
Turks protest about their stereotype 0
Arthur 26.06.13 7:13pm
Arthur
New Yorkers loudly complain about their stereotype. 0
Al OPecia 26.06.13 7:09pm
Al OPecia
Osborne confirms rollout of "Cows in the Community" scheme

As part of his Spending Review announcement in the House of Commons, George Osborne confirmed the heavily trailed news that there will be a nationwide rollout of the "Cows in the Community" scheme. ...

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Not Amused 26.06.13 6:05pm
Not Amused
Kevin Rudd targets Game of Thrones' role

With a surprising rush of blood, for someone who has undergone two cardiac valve transplants, the Ex-but-soon-to-be-New Prime Minister seized the initiative today to declare his TV ambition. For...

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Wrenfoe 26.06.13 6:01pm
Wrenfoe
Wimbledon 'coming to regret' poaching groundsman from Teflon 0
cinquecento 26.06.13 5:40pm
cinquecento
Isle of Wight usurps mainland by unveiling HS3

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/IoWHS3_zps81f893d0.jpeg...

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antharrison 26.06.13 5:18pm
antharrison
Spontaneous street parties erupt across UK to celebrate opening of HS2 in 2032

Spontaneous street parties erupted across the whole of the UK today following news that the HS2 rail link between London and Manchester would be ready to open in 2032, assuming of couse there are no...

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antharrison 26.06.13 5:08pm
Arthur
News International to be renamed Prism online 0
tonyhill 26.06.13 5:03pm
tonyhill
Snowden Admits To Fleeing "Just To Avoid Watching Wimbledon"

Promises to return when it's all over...

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Titus 26.06.13 5:00pm
Titus
Wimbledon tennis player loses game and does not blame anyone else

Russian number eight seed Letme Tossyouoff failed to win his centre court match today. He stunned press and fans by not blaming, the wind, his opponent, the court,the umpire, weak barley water,the...

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tonyhill 26.06.13 4:56pm
tonyhill
Almost Bankrupted Berlusconi Holds Wonga-Wonga Party 0
Titus 26.06.13 4:55pm
Titus
England to reduce deficit by licencing their language to the colonies.

Scotland to get a reduced rate due to partial usage...

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raudus 26.06.13 4:07pm
Arthur
Relief as Gay marriage no longer a first world problem 0
Dumbnews 26.06.13 3:41pm
Dumbnews
RACHEL YANKEY BREAKS ENGLAND CAPS LOCK RECORD

Writing up her match report, prolific ladies' footballer Rachel Yankey managed a record-breaking 1038 words before realising that the Caps Lock key was on. The previous record was held by Peter...

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NewBiscuit 26.06.13 3:34pm
NewBiscuit
"Today at Wimbledon" to be renamed "Grasswatch" 0
Sinnick 26.06.13 3:24pm
Sinnick
Survey suggests more health conscious mathematicians are working out.

More + soon...

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sredni vashta 26.06.13 3:24pm
sredni vashta
Scots to charge English for using their stereotype 0
Sinnick 26.06.13 3:16pm
Sinnick
"Fox-holes groovy, badger setts square", says 1960s style mag 2
sydalg 26.06.13 3:15pm
Arthur
Insolvent aggregates firm sells ex-quarries 0
Arthur 26.06.13 2:28pm
Arthur
Children downloading e-cigarettes from Internet, warns backbench MP

Conservative MP Sir Richard Grealey-Symes has warned of an 'e-cancer timebomb' if something is not done about the latest menace of e-cigarettes. 'My teenage grandchildren have assured me that...

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sydalg 26.06.13 2:17pm
beau-jolly
Lawyer's divorce bill continues to rise as client's ex queries everything 0
Arthur 26.06.13 2:14pm
Arthur
Julia Gillard quits Aussie politics to spend more time knitting kangaroos 0
Nowherefast 26.06.13 1:32pm
Nowherefast
Winnie Mandela to be the new Face of Goodyear 0
pere floza 26.06.13 1:31pm
pere floza
Car park successfully destroyed under new integrated terrorist scheme

The Government’s innovative integrated terrorist plan had been hailed a success following the total destruction of a condemned concrete multi storey car park in Wolverhampton by an alleged jihadist...

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Stan 26.06.13 1:01pm
NorthernGravy
Children stretched at school 'more likely to be taller', study shows 8
Not Amused 26.06.13 12:42pm
Not Amused
"Kangaroo? I thought I was knitting a woolly jumper." Says Aussie ex PM Gillard 1
A.A.Arkwright 26.06.13 12:35pm
Wrenfoe