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un-retouched picture of Adele

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Son of Barnabas 25.02.12 12:30am
FlashArry
Blackburn company hails success of teaspoon amnesty

Managers at Wingnut Express Ltd say they are delighted with the response in their two week teaspoon amnesty. Staff in the kitchen are now able to make a drink without needing to squeeze out a teabag...

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grottymonty 24.02.12 1:09pm
grottymonty
Publicly owned bank loses £3.5bn

Have you checked all your pockets? asks public...

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yussle 24.02.12 1:03pm
yussle
Man drowned in 3-ft deep lake because firefighters ‘were not trained’ to rescue

Oh, sorry, that's a real story'. http://weirdworldnews.org/tag/health-and-safety/ As I have said before, the world is just getting more barmy than us crumby biscuiteers could imagine in a month of...

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Son of Barnabas 24.02.12 10:42pm
Ironduke
X-rated film maker from Lyme Regis charged with making Porn on the Cobb 0
Ian Searle 24.02.12 12:35pm
Ian Searle
Autopsy results reveal Houston died of winter vomiting bug....

disease renamed "Shitney Spewstons" in her honour...

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Haywood Manley 24.02.12 12:21pm
Haywood Manley
Dunlopillo sculptor charged with foam hacking. 7
JETFAB 24.02.12 10:25pm
dvo4fun
TC given managers job at Wolves names Benny the Ball as first team coach

I know football lines don't go down too well but I love Top Cat !...

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charlies_hat 24.02.12 5:29pm
Drylaw
Local authority exposes ‘coward’ who failed to save dog from frozen lake

A local authority has joined forces with emergency rescue services to expose a callous individual too ‘chicken-shit’ to risk life and limb by retrieving his partially-blind Springer Spaniel ‘Mr...

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Gary Stanton 24.02.12 1:07pm
beau-jolly
Local authority exposes ‘coward’ who failed to save dog from frozen lake

A local authority has joined forces with emergency rescue services to expose a callous individual too ‘chicken-shit’ to risk life and limb by retrieving his partially-blind Springer Spaniel ‘Mr...

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Gary Stanton 24.02.12 1:07pm
beau-jolly
Dumpty finally returns home from 'tremendous' autumn break in States 2
Haywood Manley 24.02.12 11:38am
Haywood Manley
Lloyds Bank makes £3.5 billion loss plus £100 overdraft fee 1
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 11:27am
bonjonelson
Syrian artillery to target Tunis 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 9:33am
Duncan Biscuit
Extradited Brit protests Iranian missiles were marked ‘Batteries not included' 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 9:32am
Duncan Biscuit
Bobby Brown releases controversial tribute song to Whitney "Hump in the ground" 0
Iamthestig 24.02.12 9:31am
Iamthestig
Newly-discovered moth with a taste for Chardonnay named Tipsy Moth 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.02.12 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Cardboard company admin punch-up a 'box office hit' 2
Perks 24.02.12 7:17pm
writinginbsl
Eric Joyce v David Haye in Tesco car park agreed by Sky box office 2
charlies_hat 24.02.12 9:19am
ronseal
Falkirk MP Eric Joyce suspended by his 'party equipment', not by his thumbs

More (Whips' punishment) soon OR MP Eric Joyce suspended by his 'party equipment', not by his party...

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dvo4fun 24.02.12 8:37am
dvo4fun
Anne Widdecombe Sex tape terrifies viewers

Young and single men surfing the net for footage of a Kim Kardashian look-a-like being gang banged by two policemen and a plumber, may be in for a nasty surprise. A sex tape has made its way round...

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paddyparkinson 24.02.12 8:29pm
Drylaw
Rain God tells England to ‘dance for it proper.’

‘You want rain? You gotta show me your dancin’ feet!’ was the message earlier today from Rain God Steve. Directed primarily at the south-east corner of the UK, Steve’s booming voice caused...

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malgor 24.02.12 12:52am
malgor
Lansley: "OK to abort if neither gender is wanted but not if ...err...hold on.."

More [joined up thinking] soon...

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dvo4fun 23.02.12 11:57pm
dvo4fun
Somali government designates September 19th "Don't Talk Like a Pirate Day"

Addressing growing concerns among ordinary Somalis that they now have little or no say when it comes to participating in the annual twat-fest that is 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day', the...

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Haywood Manley 24.02.12 10:16am
Haywood Manley
Apple to produce iOuijaBoard

In an attempt to tap into the lucrative market of dead teen technology fans, Apple are considering bringing out a touch-screen Ouija Board. An internal memo from Apple chief executive Tim Cook...

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hughesroland 24.02.12 8:57am
hughesroland
New chainsaw safety course could cost 'an arm and a leg'. 0
writinginbsl 23.02.12 11:02pm
writinginbsl
Italian Plumbing Firm Draws Record Numbers Of Complaints

A plumbing firm run by a pair of Italian brothers has seen virtually all of its customers contacting consumer protection services. Albert Brekky has a typical story. "They turned up to unblock my...

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Textbook 23.02.12 10:45pm
Textbook
Department of Health inquiry as Cameron seeks advice on aborting Andrew Lansley 0
Mandy Lifeboat 23.02.12 10:08pm
Mandy Lifeboat
CERN scientists forgot to carry the one

Evidence of faster-than light particles was quashed today when it was discovered that the lead scientist, Dr. Osborne, forgot to carry the one on the calculations.Cern released a statement today...

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tomholder 23.02.12 11:13pm
Username
Press Divided on Gillard/Rudd Power Struggle

Australian media is divided over who to support in the brewing struggle between prime minister Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd, the man she ousted but who is widely believed to be plotting a comeback....

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Textbook 23.02.12 9:47pm
Perks
Long term unemployed man 'lifted' by his new crane operator job

Long term unemployed father of three, John Small, has been talking about his joy at finding the perfect job. Mr Small has been employed by a construction firm as a 'tower crane operator'. This is the...

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Perks 23.02.12 9:42pm
Perks