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News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death. 1
rebel not taken 3 years

News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress...

Anti-fracking protesters told to 'frack off' 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Retired cinema usherette Marjorie Fosdyke-Spratt has set tongues wagging in Worthing. Miss Fosdyke-Spratt, who is 102, was discovered under West Pier slumped over her zimmer frame with her knickers...

David Schneider set to join Manchester City 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Market report 0
Des Custard 3 years

Apologies for digging out my own old stuff, but [url=]this[/url] seems quite apt at present...

Eton. 4
Screenie 3 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1 Taxis downgraded 1
exigo 3 years
Unmarried USA decides to get pregnant and live in a council house. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
U.S. loses 'AAA' status - no longer able to use the remote 1
Skylarking 3 years
Halfords runs out of ‘IE user on board’ signs 18
Qoxiivi 3 years

Shit - just seen this story was a hoax. Thought it was merely a piece of conveniently interpreted 'research' paid for by Firefox, Opera or the like. But it’s not. It was entirely fabricated. So,...

US presidential residence to be renamed The BrightHouse. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jonny Marbles in talks with prison daddy about launching his own perfume 0
ronseal 3 years

Publicity hungry Jonny Marbles has taken the first step in the self promoters classic career journey and got himself a short period of martyrdom. Now he's looking to use that prison time by...

Al Qaeda claims credit for News of the World implosion 0
ronseal 3 years
Keith Richards starts new career in TV with game show: Totally Wiped-out 2
FraserWords 3 years

Rolling Stone Keith Richards is to hang up his guitar and embark on a new professional life in television., It is thought the response to his script for a new children’s game show, Totally...

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virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

National Front announces ‘Retro-Racism’ festival. 0
Corrigan 3 years

Following the success of Wayne Hemmingway’s ‘Vintage at Goodwood’ festival, old-school racist organisation the National Front (yes, they’re still going) have announced that they will be...

Window's new Hindi font named after MS Dhoni 0
Ado 3 years
Cricket chiefs launch emergency inquiry into crisis in English game 12
FraserWords 3 years

The England and Wales Cricket Board has launched an emergency inquiry into the crisis in the English game., ECB President Lord Buffington said action was essential to halt the England side’s...

Norwegian police discover polar bear’s 1,500-page online manifesto 8
Qoxiivi 3 years
African bull elephant sold as micro-pig 6
Dick Everyman 3 years

A Burton-on-Trent couple have started legal proceedings against a micro-pig breeder for supplying them with an African elephant. The buyers purchased the ‘pig’ in good faith, only for the...

Asda introduces "slapping friendly areas" for shoppers with small children 14
nickb 3 years

Supermarket chain Asda is to create 'slapping areas' where frustrated parents can legally hit their children without causing offence to other shoppers. "Like it or not, administering reasonable...

Man suffers heatstroke after repeatedly refusing to remove his coat at party. 1
Corrigan 3 years

A thirty-two year old man from Bolton is recovering in hospital today after repeatedly refusing to take off his outdoor coat at a family house party. Ian Stemp collapsed after numerous enquiries by...

Swede arrested over kitchen nuclear reactor. Turnip also being interviewed 1
martin2381 3 years

Any more vegetable related headlines you can think of?...

Rupert Murdoch statement. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Rupert Murdoch said he has been touched by the messages left on Amy Winehouse's answer phone...

Public Enquiry to review upsurge in Public Enquiries 3
malgor 3 years

The UK government has announced plans for a new Public Enquiry to examine the recent increase in the number of Public Enquiries. ‘We’ve seen a spate of new Public Enquiries in the past few...

Grandson of "Wrong Way" Corrigan in Idaho Drone Disaster 0
Tom55 3 years

Wayne Alexander Corrigan, great-grandson of the famous aviator who in 1938 "accidentally" flew to Ireland rather than California, today directed his Predator drone on missile attack on Elk City ,...

No Frills Treatment On No Frills Airline 0
tezza 3 years

The Irish budget airline Ryanair has attracted significant criticism after it emerged that cabin staff gave a sandwich and a drink to a passenger suffering a cardiac arrest, only to later charge him...

Buddhist monk to become Britain’s new “top cop” 0
DavidW 3 years

The criminal justice community was stunned last night by the news that the new Metropolitan Police Commissioner is to be 49 year old Panjit Sum, currently leader of the South Lambeth Centre for Peace...

E.On increases charges to pay massive 'phone bill. 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Well they call me every bloody day...

Sooty silent on phone hacking claims. More soon 2
nickb 3 years