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New buyers for Portsmouth football club promise they are in it for the long term 0
Basil_B 3 years

That is six weeks by the clubs normal standards...

Google claims breaking into homes and stealing underpants was "accidental". 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Jimmy Pursey arrested in Sham wedding 2
virtuallywill 3 years

After hearing of the geordies poverty ,Deputy PM Nick Clegg to offer freee Ski 2
arrghgarry 3 years

holidays plus language lessons so they can book the holidays themselves., Clegg was a little taken aback as mommy had always told the geordies were usually legless...

Afghan President claims Iranian aid was transparent 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Apple Inc iRate as customers stop paying 2
jamstouch 3 years

Apple Inc has released a simple and to the point letter to a select few bloggers and is as follows: Dear prospective iPhone owners, It has come to our attention that a large proportion of our...

Coalition to punish so called lone parents "many have children living with them" 0
virtuallywill 3 years

alleged hospice next...

Davros Was Fun Loving and Full of Life Before He Was Nursed by Ms Aylward 0
IABP 3 years
Nurse switched off life support as annoying beeping might upset patients. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

An NHS tribunal has exonerated the nurse who switched off a patients life support machine after she claimed to here a beeping noise coming from his room. The rules clearly state there should be quiet...

Riverside dwelling creatures worry as Osbourne hits banks with stealth tax. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Nurse admits she could have charged her iPod at home 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Chancellor “accidentally switched off economy” 0
De-scribe 3 years

Following months of political wrangling over who exactly was to blame for the massive UK budget deficit, former Labour Chancellor Alistair Darling has admitted in his memoirs published today that he...

Coleen Rooney prepared to forgive cheating husband who earns £200,000 per week. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[More soon]...

After Britain slips to 13th place in the world happiness league 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Yorkshire and Scotland which houses the islands most miserable bastards are not quite sure if they are happy are not as quite as miserable at the NEWS ,Their spokesman Frankie Boyle was quoted as...

Wayne Rooneys, wife Coleen and her lawyers welcome Wayne`s new improved 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Paul Bin Laden to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? 6
dogwheels 3 years

Celebrity charity worker Paul Bin Laden is to appear on BBC show Who Do You Think You Are? in an attempt to discover who his family are. Bin Laden has no knowledge of who the Bin Ladens are after he...

ITV broadcast new contemporary drama "Downturn Abbey". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dragon Caan Backs Maternity Ward Looking For Investment From The Den 0
IABP 3 years

A maternity ward looking for financial backing from the Dragon's Den has come away with the £120k it needed to push the business forward. One of the dragons, James Caan, has decided to invest the...

Eric Pickles to host 2018 World Cup 0
De-scribe 3 years
Pukka Polo Wallahs in Chopper Cropper: 0
arflaethel 3 years

Flutter to end of Chukka...

Lenny Henry and Comedy to Separate After 25 years 0
IABP 3 years
Waybe Rooney checks with Alex fergie fwerguson that he will get all his pay 0
arrghgarry 3 years

on his five day trip to Dubai ,plus scoring bonuses should he bump into any prossie friends...

Damaged Weston-super-Mare peer ‘a restoration challenge too far’ admits council 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal Navy disputes Skye is one of Europe’s top spots for a break 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal Mail managers’ strike vote delayed by team and morale-building weekend 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lord Ashcroft dashes back to hurricane-devastated Belize 'to clean up' 0
pinxit 3 years
More Dead Sea scrolls interpreted as Sports Supplement 0
Sinnick 3 years

[with a nod to Rowly] Weight lifting. Drag your own 1-tonne artefact up a hill. Must be hand-made wooden construction constructed by renowned carpenter Nazren. Winner to meet the maker. 10,000...

ConDem Government to launch coin operated Universities. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Norman Wisdom's estate to release "Don't laugh at me, because it..... 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

breaks the provisions of the Diversity Act"...

Evil tree dies, found to have money infestation in roots. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years