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Fire Marshall training course failed to focus on plunging helicopter scenario

Stockport Council has issued a full apology following the omission of its staff training course to be able to deal with plunging helicopters pouring aviation fuel on surprised members of the public."...

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antharrison 17.01.13 12:13am
antharrison
Tesco in talks with Smint to develop Shergar-free mince

I know, I know. Disgraceful pun...

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butagirl 16.01.13 11:37pm
butagirl
South Yorkshire Police: "Eric Clapton guilty of shooting sheriff *and* deputy"

More to follow...

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apepper 16.01.13 10:06pm
apepper
Norbury man wakes to hate the smell of his own farts

Until Christmas, Joe Ballard from Hatch Road, Norbury was like any adult male and used to love the smell of his own farts. "From the tiniest squeaker to the mega-ripper I really used to enjoy the...

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acilianus 16.01.13 10:05pm
Lens Cap
Renewed hope for High Street retail as the internet files for administration 0
The Last Detail 16.01.13 9:46pm
The Last Detail
Tesco's burgers "the dog's bollocks". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 16.01.13 9:17pm
Ian
To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian

Last one, I promise...

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tedweasel 16.01.13 9:16pm
charlies_hat
HMV in negotiation with Tesco. Nipper looking nervous. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.01.13 8:45pm
Al OPecia
Man U to play football and will try to win! 1
Lens Cap 16.01.13 7:46pm
Dawsons creek
Supermarket removes 'My Lidll pony' range from meat aisle 2
custard cream 16.01.13 7:18pm
Lens Cap
Blockbuster admits 'no late fees' nothing to do with the job centre

It's just words...

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Lens Cap 16.01.13 7:17pm
Lens Cap
Tesco admit 'Three for a Tenner' is not a betting strategy 1
custard cream 16.01.13 7:14pm
Lens Cap
After Granada creates 'Plaza de Joe Strummer', Bradford opens 'Chumbawamba Park' 1
custard cream 16.01.13 7:13pm
Tesco Jack and the Beanstalk scandal; "cow was 50% horse"

Tesco's amateur dramatics society have been rocked by news that Dave Wifront, who played the back end of the pantomime cow was actually playing the back end of a horse. "It's turned me upside...

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apepper 16.01.13 7:03pm
apepper
Tesco introduce new 'Mane Courses' range 3
Idiot 16.01.13 6:52pm
Squudge
Redundant HMV employee exacts swift revenge...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/hmvice.jpg...

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pinxit 16.01.13 6:37pm
Paddy Berzinski
Quorn burgers found to contain 29% horseradish

Veggie option...

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tedweasel 16.01.13 6:05pm
bonjonelson
Horse joke

.moved to chat room...

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Idiot 16.01.13 5:32pm
Lens Cap
Gameboy owners mourn the loss of Tetris

Because Tetris players are block busters!...

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Lens Cap 16.01.13 5:30pm
Lens Cap
Isle of Wight scrambles for latest betamax releases as Blockbuster shuts down. 0
MADJEZ 16.01.13 4:57pm
MADJEZ
Great News For Chelsea Fans!!

.Manager, Benitez to stay a lot longer. Top football managers delighted!...

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Jesse Bigg 16.01.13 4:45pm
Jesse Bigg
Tesco caught flogging a dead horse

Tesco burgers-the ideal snack for eating on the hoof Tesco's new slogan-You need hands John McCririck too old for job on Tesco meat counter Tight-wad dad buys daughter a pack of Tesco burgers...

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Lucy4 16.01.13 3:47pm
flyerblade
Tesco deny deliberately crashing a helicopter to bury bad news

A spokesperson for Tesco has strenuously denied any involvement in the helicopter crash in London earlier. "To even suggest that the helicopter, which was the oldest in our fleet, and was being...

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grottymonty 16.01.13 3:28pm
grottymonty
Hollande Admits France Actually Bombing Rich People in Mali

There was global condemnation today as France's President Hollande admitted that French Warplanes were simply targeting rich people in Mali and not in fact attacking Islamist Rebels as had been...

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MikeB 16.01.13 3:16pm
MikeB
Conspiracy theories "caused by chemtrails" claim experts

A US Government spokesperson has again denied that the US Government are conducting secret high-altitude chemical spraying programmes over major US cities despite recent statistical evidence showing...

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bonjonelson 16.01.13 2:46pm
Perks
Tesco finest burgers to have a dash of Red Rum

I've been watching for a while, turns out not being funny is easier than it looks. I bet Jimmy Savile did it, he likes young fillies I'm on fire for an oldie...

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Lens Cap 16.01.13 2:14pm
Not Amused
Man preparing to say 'So much for global warming, eh?' to people 0
Qoxiivi 16.01.13 2:05pm
Qoxiivi
Experts predict Tesco burger story will run and run furlong time

I'll get my coat...

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flyerblade 16.01.13 2:01pm
flyerblade
Speculation the 'manner' of Lance Armstrong's confession was the medium of dance

Following Oprah Winfrey’s admission that Lance Armstrong’s confession was ‘not in the manner she expected’, speculation is growing as to the way the disgraced cyclist admitted his cheating....

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Perks 16.01.13 1:56pm
Midfield Diamond
Horse, burger, Tesco, Shergar, helicopter, Savile

Just thought I'd cover all the bases in one post...

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Backup Brian 16.01.13 1:53pm
Backup Brian