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Public shocked at St Pauls camp evictions. 'Was it still there ?' said most. 1
MADJEZ 28.02.12 1:56pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tom Atkinson ,8, ‘failing to prepare adequately’ for summer 2012 Egg &Spoon race

Young Tom Atkinson, one of this summer’s best prospects for a gold ribbon at a leading Horwich primary school’s Sports Day, has been slammed by coach and father Alan, 38, for lacking focus and...

Gary Stanton 28.02.12 9:47pm
Sun on Sunday ‘huge success’ says Sun on Monday

The Sun newspaper has hailed the highly successful introduction of the Sun on Sunday, calling the first edition of a paper identical to an existing paper, but released on a different day, ‘an...

Vertically Challenged Giant 28.02.12 8:40pm
Americans "don't do ironing"


Hoops McCann 28.02.12 10:08am
Hoops McCann
'The Artist' blamed as Cage's '4min 33sec' tops classical music chart 1
pinxit 28.02.12 1:15pm
Wrist-worn activity monitor proves a disappointment

Health Minister Simon Burns today expressed his disappointment at misleading figures for physical exercise among teenage males. Initial readings from a pilot study using the wrist-worn "Nike Fuel...

Tom55 28.02.12 9:52am
Work begins at Edinburgh Zoo on Dali Lama enclosure‏

A spokesman for the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland which operates Edinburgh Zoo has confirmed that work has begun on the construction of a Dali Lama enclosure. The news follows the announcement...

The Last Detail 28.02.12 9:03pm
Public warned against the Costa Coffee, as another Costa ship hits trouble. 0
MADJEZ 28.02.12 9:41am
Trophy for new £1m UK engineering prize to be made in China 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Bailiffs force Occupy London to re-brand 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Government to stop bankers eating children 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Darren Bent misses again 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Protesters Occupy prison cells 0
ianslat 28.02.12 9:09am
"I can't stand the swearing", Commissioner for Oaths quits 0
medici2471 28.02.12 7:52am
Church cross 1
medici2471 28.02.12 8:33am
"Upper class people are more likely to behave selfishly, studies suggest"

In other news, Pope not a Hindu, bears prefer forested facilities...

John Ffitch-Rucker 28.02.12 2:01pm
Millionaire capitalist: "baffling" resistance to appropriation of surplus value.

More from a textbook later...

Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 9:33pm
Mandy Lifeboat
'Putin wins by a landslide'!

States premature ejaculation society newsletter...

John Ffitch-Rucker 27.02.12 7:35pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Transport for London unveils new Hope on Hope off routemaster 0
ronseal 27.02.12 7:27pm
Vodafone unveils new mobile phone that transfers funds into offshore tax havens

[I'm going for the UKUNcut vote here]...

ronseal 27.02.12 7:32pm
Meryl Streep wins "Best Meryl Streep" award at oscars 1
paddyparkinson 27.02.12 10:23pm
Vatican burns 5 tons of photos before 'Church in NoW hacking' named as Charlotte 1
pere floza 28.02.12 12:15am
London Fashion week to feature Oscar-winning Uggie boots

Complaints soon...

Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 5:12pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Unnamed footballer clocks up 900th extra marital affair

Players, managers and pundits were lined up today to heap praise on a mystery footballer who this weekend added the 900th notch to his impressively battle-scarred bedpost when he slipped his winner...

grumblechops 27.02.12 6:31pm
Clumsy Window Cleaner Kicks Bucket 0
Al McHogan 27.02.12 4:23pm
Al McHogan
Julia Gillard to remain squawking harridan in charge of distant colony

Australian prime minister Julia Gillard has won a leadership stoush among Labor MPs in Canberra, cementing her position as a squawking harridan in charge of the distant colony. Ms Gillard clobbered...

The Paper Ostrich 03.03.12 6:49pm
Arsenal profits soar after selling off Brasso stockpile

“Well we won't be needing it for while” shrugged Wenger...

grumblechops 27.02.12 4:25pm
Liz Windsor named as new England manager

Following this month's resignation of Fabio Capello, the FA has announced that the England manager's job has been awarded to long standing Commonwealth manager, Liz Windsor. Mrs Windsor, who has...

wallster 28.02.12 9:49am
Duncan Biscuit
Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has unveiled plans to end hereditary privilege in Britain by introducing directly-elected newspaper editors. ‘It’s time to end this anachronistic, unaccountable...

The Paper Ostrich 27.02.12 5:24pm
LIb Dem MP's ecstatic "Man or Muppet" won best song Oscar 0
simonjmr 27.02.12 2:20pm