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Chelsea FC: cost and timescale of title-winning side makes it 'unfeasible' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 03.03.12 4:12pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Scottish independence could cost English salad growers up to £2.30

If Scotland achieve independence, the English salad growing industry will suffer. "I sold a lettuce to a guy in Stonybridge in 1983 and a case of tomatoes in 2001 - although that was for the audience...

apepper 03.03.12 3:49pm
Xmas truce football match ruined by racist chants, say players.

​Papers realised today by the National Records Office detail how players the 1914 Christmas truce football match expressed their bitter disappointment in the watching fans chanting racist abuse at...

Lemon difficult 03.03.12 3:02pm
Lemon difficult
Frank Carson dies for the very last time....

no more soon...

Jammydodgers 03.03.12 11:47pm
Head of Forestry Commission given the chop

Stop me if you've heard it before...

JohnA 03.03.12 4:04pm
World's most gullible child born yesterday 6
beau-jolly 05.03.12 2:24pm
'Morrissey belongs to Argentina’ say music lovers. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 03.03.12 8:08am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Troops express relief as plot to bring James Blunt to Afghanistan is thwarted.

British forces in Afghanistan breathed a collective sigh of relief today as details emerged of a failed Taliban plot to deploy singing turd James Blunt against servicemen and women on the front line,...

Haywood Manley 03.03.12 5:19pm
NASA computer hackers just playing 'space station invaders' 0
Perks 02.03.12 9:39pm
Cameron "taken for a ride" by News International 0
Drylaw 02.03.12 9:04pm
Army thank Taliban over cancellation of James Blunt gig. 0
MADJEZ 02.03.12 9:03pm
Man who understands new web privacy settings still in toilet.

A new plug in will allow web users to track advertisers who have left cookies on computers of people advertising anti-privacy software that tracks the buying habits of people who shop online but have...

nickb 02.03.12 11:26pm
Feminists Up In Arms About Up In Arms Comment.

Feminists around the country were said today to be furious that allegations have been made by the Men's Movement that becoming a feminist could lead to females so hating men, that they would be...

freemycatfish 03.03.12 11:59am
David Cameron warns Syria 'day of reckoning just a sentence or two away'

David Cameron has warned Syria's President Bashar Assad that he is close to constructing an English sentence or two that will destroy his regime. 'President Assad should know that his day of...

roybland 02.03.12 6:58pm
Rebekkah Brooks "was lent a police force"

A Home Office spokesperson admitted the government lent Rebekkah Brooks a police force while she was editor of the News of the World, and afterwards.  The Home Office also conceded that Tony Blair,...

nickb 05.03.12 8:01am
Vatican's "Bring your daughter to work Day" a dismal failure. 1
Al McHogan 03.03.12 6:50pm
EU leaders sign new "fisting" treaty after shafting Greece 0
simonjmr 02.03.12 3:46pm
Study finds animals still being discriminated against in the workplace

A study undertaken by the Department for Work and Pensions has found that a disproportionate number of animals in the UK are still being confined to the most menial of jobs, and are repeatedly passed...

03.03.12 10:58am
Pandas 'secretly planning overthrow of mankind' 0
hughesroland 02.03.12 3:22pm
Apple critics "just picky" 0
kimllfixit 02.03.12 2:59pm
Proponents of Prostate checks give it 'two thumbs up' 0
thackaray 02.03.12 2:48pm
Costa Allegra renamed Costa Labour after losing power and drifting aimlessly 2
Midfield Diamond 03.03.12 7:44am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man loses job at Ordinance Survey after pushing the boundaries. 0
Ian Searle 02.03.12 2:29pm
Ian Searle
Cartoonists say support for thier hobby is, at best, is sketchy. 0
Ian Searle 02.03.12 2:27pm
Ian Searle
The Forestry Commission say tree felling may be the result of cuts. 0
Ian Searle 02.03.12 2:26pm
Ian Searle
Zero carbon charcoal fails to make its mark. 1
Ian Searle 02.03.12 8:29pm
Stalkers welcome the introduction of Follow Friday. 0
Ian Searle 02.03.12 2:25pm
Ian Searle
Murdoch has heart-attack due to strain of producing new Son. 0
Gourd Almighty 02.03.12 2:00pm
Gourd Almighty
Ed Miliband found on Mars breathing sulphur through an orange

Political pundits have rounded on Ed Miliband for being 'out of touch', 'aloof' and 'clearly not of this Earth'. The criticism comes after a NASA probe spotted him standing in a crater on the red...

03.03.12 1:54pm
Retail sales for February expected to show 3.57% growth 3
beau-jolly 02.03.12 2:06pm
Midfield Diamond