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Prisons Minister says Ford rioters should be locked up 1
roybland 3 years
Stephen Hawking gives his Phone No as 0.1734682145 X 10 raised to 9 2
Rowly 3 years

(to within 9 significant places)...

New Guide-lines for Police Murder Investigations. 3
victory V 3 years

As a consequence of advances in psychological profiling, The Home Office today issued revised guidance for Police Officers conducting murder enquiries., Research fabricated by the Institute of...

Russian pop band in failed attempt to emulate Big Bopper 0
roybland 3 years
Mathematician anounces 3 significant places, Home, Pub & Work 0
Rowly 3 years

A mathemetician named Hall, had a hexahedronical Ball, the square of it's weight, plus his plonker time eight, was four fifths of five eighths of F'all (author unknown, circa 1965)...

Police release suspect on bail despite Daily Mail finding him guilty. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
To Bee or not to Bee, new dilemma in insect world 0
Rowly 3 years
Most Brits expect to have a 'nice but quiet Christmas' in 2011 0
roybland 3 years
Probe launched after prison riot. 0
DiY 3 years

Officers from HMP Ford today donned latex gloves in the latest attempt to get to the bottom of the recent outbreak of disorder. "We will be doing 'C' wing first as 'Matchbox' Steve has been grassed...

Police release Jeffries, after deciphering his statement writen in Quatrains 0
Rowly 3 years

The Teacher homeward Plods his weary way...

According to The Guardian Bristol Police given more time to 'quiz' landlord. 9
Trickster 3 years

"He kicked ass on 19th century poetry," said Detective Magnus Magnusson "But we're hoping General Knowledge might pose a few more problems."...

Yaparazzi are now looking for a new suspect ideally someone with a hunchback. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Blue hair is so last year say Red Top hacks...

Police may arrest whole of Bristol in Yeates murder hunt 3
roybland 3 years
A man in his sixties with a strange coiffure was screaming blue murder today 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

as another man with a strange coiffure knocked him off the front pages , however Elton John immediately hit back by saying they are planning another brother or sister for their son ,which Elton...

Jefferies to play Mrs. Slowcum in remake of Are You being Served? 1
Trickster 3 years

A BBC spokesperson said: "We've been quite taken with public sympathy for Mr. Jefferies, and his charismatic persona, including of course his uncanny resemblance to Mrs. Slocombe. Even if he is found...

Police admit blue hair 'maketh a murderer not'. 1
Trickster 3 years

Bristol Police today admitted that 'sporting a blue rinse' as a student did not necessarily make you a murderer, neither did having an affinity with 19th century poet Christian Rossetti, despite...

Bristol Detectives not totally satsified with the release of Chris Geoffries, 2
Malcum eggs 3 years

however given the cutbacks in overtime they didn't do too bad ., we knew that the newspapers would love it to be this guy and we knew our bosses would be reluctant to release him early ,so we played...

Liberal Party 2010 Manifesto nominated for Booker Modern Fiction prize 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Mark Zuckerberg makes New Years resolution to deactivate his Facebook account 1
Dumbnews 3 years

Anyone else notice their friend count dropped by a few after Jan 1?...

Suspect Released Until Police Can Find Someone Who Understands Latin Quotes 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Its all greek to us'...

Det Ch Insp Phil Jones declares Yeates murder 'a Shakespearean tragedy' 0
roybland 3 years
Unease grows over successful English cricket team 18
Oxbridge 3 years
George Osborne Wishes Everyone A Happy 1929 0
awriter 3 years

George Osborne Wishes Everyone A Happy 1929...

New Year Flash News.....The Great White Shirt Hope 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

New Year celebrations began in earnest in a north London tribal area when the 'Sect of 1' was once again reincarnated in the hope of reaching some sort of Paradise. Experts, predict disappointment...

Daily Telegraph in sting by man posing as a government minister 1
roybland 3 years

 , Three Daily Telegraph reporters who thought they were talking to a government minister were the victims of an elaborate sting the paper has admitted.,  , 'We believed the man we were talking...

Redknap Threatens Beckham 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Refuse my offer to join Spurs and I'll throw the boot at you!...

Shock as football pundits avoid using term "New Year Hangover" for losing teams 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
New Year Honour for Gang Member who Didn't Knife 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

New Year Honour for Gang Member who Didn't Knife anyone for looking at him in a funny way...

CBI’s ‘Rocky 2011’review not supported by film critics 1
ArseBiscuit 3 years

The CBI has warned Britain’s cinema goers that Rocky 2011 will be a very uncomfortable film to watch but urges that it is an extremely necessary and worthwhile movie. The murky confederation of...

Local man shocked to learn meat comes from killing animals 0
Dumbnews 3 years