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France Downgraded from "Irritating Country" to "Shit" 1
Mathna 3 years
Berlusconi does it again 0
Somerville 3 years

A company spokesperson for Costa Cruises, the owner of the cruise liner that floundered off the Italian coast last night, has denied that Silvio Berlusconi was piloting the ship when it ran aground.,...

Easyjet amends booking charge, subject to their booking charge amendment fee 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Physicist in Schrodinger Tradegy when colleague opened front door. More soon. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Greek government caught tunnelling to Germany 0
Sinnick 3 years
B&Q announce dividend warning 0
tedweasel 3 years

Flagging sales in Patios...

Child Jacknifes on A23 - upsetting scenes 5
Newsquelch 3 years

London to Gatwick or Brighton travelers are being urged to re-plan or procastinate a little before beginning their journeys and allow extra time. Surrey Police confirm that a nine year old child...

Prompt action by US Marines saves burning Afghans. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
White pedigree cats "evil" image blamed on Bond movies, claim cat breeders 9
bonjonelson 3 years
Dermatologist faces change 6
kimllfixit 3 years

Or should it be 'Dermatologist changes face'?...

French Historians Agree That Quasimodo....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..was bent...

SAA+rkozy suffers election setback 0
kga6 3 years
People with tatoos in foreign dialects to be forced to learn the language 1
Shandy 3 years

People who get fashionable body art in a foreign language are going to be forced to become 'at least conversational' in their chosen dialect according to new government proposals aimed at tackling...

Physicists hail zombie cats as solution to Schrodinger paradox. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Scot's Devo-max a whinge-whinge situation. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Rooney apologises for speaking French in ad he doesn't remember being in 0
kga6 3 years

"Firs' fing I knew about it was when I read it inda paper."...

Nation's Bullys to redouble efforts on Nerd, Geeks. 0
SimonJJames 3 years

Will highlight best practice merger with Public School Fagging system More soon...

Romney apologies for French gaffe, promised to get lobotomy if elected 0
Tom55 3 years

In tears, GOP presidential candidate Romney apologized for his embarrassing speech in perfect French in 2002. "I appreciate this means I am not ignorant enough for the highest office in the land. I...

Apple crumbles in China as Golden Delicious withdrawn from sale 1
PReady 3 years

Greengrocers have stopped sales of Golden Delicious in China today after a store in central Beijing was forced to close after a crowd waiting to buy the US fruit pelted the shop with eggs and started...

Republican candidates lambasted for barely speaking the Queen's English 0
simonjmr 3 years
Student deported to USA for driving at 56 mph 1
Sinnick 3 years
Half a million unhappy children 'not a problem' says the Grown Up's Society 2
roybland 3 years

Half million children across Britain are unhappy with their lives, research from the Children's Society suggests. But the rival Grown Up's Society says that its members are 'comfortable' with the...

Bond movies "give white cats a bad image" 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Taken back - bad taste 4
Ian Searle 3 years
Ofsted report reveals "appalling levels of arithmetic and writing in Hogwarts" 3
quango 3 years

Ofsted point out that no amount of magic can conjugate a verb or differentiate an equation. More on this soon...

Unexpected celebrity chef in bagging area 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Depressed mountaineer at rock bottom 8
medici2471 3 years
Bletchley Park boffins no nearer to cracking TEXTSPEAK Code say MoD 3
tedweasel 3 years

ITS NOT GR8 :-(...

Domesday Clock To Be Linked To Atomic Clock To Stop Continual Adjustments. 0
rob 3 years
Shares down amid nuclear apocalypse rumours 1
hughesroland 3 years