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Failing wizard blames staff cuts 1
beau-jolly 3 years

[Mordor soon]...

60 million people protest at lazy, shiftless public sector workers... 15
be reasonable 3 years

by staying at home, going shopping, watching football or doing a bit of gardening., Millions of people today showed their utter indifference to the fate of traffic wardens, health and safety...

Nintendo's 3DS discriminates against pirates 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

and Peter Falk for that matter!...

Super-glue inventor to be buried with six pall-bearers... 10
be reasonable 3 years

'he always did have a wicked sense of humour', says wife...

Kebab shop moves into "vajazzle sponsorship" 16
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

A takeaway outlet in Carshalton, Surrey has agreed to pay the vajazzle fees of any girl choosing "Kebab? Call 020 8669 1234567" as their design.  'We'd often wondered how to crack the illusive...

British public return 2011 Census forms 5
captain747480 3 years

Approx 25 million more later...

Co-op Supermarket worker sacked for liking the taste of Lady Grey.... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more tea-bagging soon...

Unite Union to turn BA into a no-fly zone 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Local paper to report on failure of their new revenue generating model tommorrow 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Channel 5 sues Channel 4+1 4
antharrison 3 years
Alzheimers Society call for NHS to er tests something 75 oh was it the boat race 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Met Police request foreign mercenaries to help deal with violent demonstrations. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Libyan Revels storm more towns, press deeper into Cadbury Buttons territory 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Water canons and vicars serving tea will be used by police at next demo 0
Basil_B 3 years
Northern Rock to axe 680 more jobs - DOES'NT work for me!?!? 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Debenhams retain police suspect blanket contract 9
Bravenewmalden 3 years

Debenhams bosses were said to be 'quietly triumphant' yesterday after it was announced that their company had retained the contract to provide more than 30 UK police forces with the blankets that...

Eastenders epsiode re-edited to remove reference to price of petrol 0
Ian Searle 3 years

"Thank goodness we didn't mention Liz Taylor" says Alfie Moon...

Super glue inventor funeral delayed because undertakers can't get coffin lid off 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Navy withdraws ebay listing for Ark Royal 4
BillyBitzer 3 years
Songs for Japan gives frustrated altruists avenue to help Japan, pad out iPod 1
Tristan Shout 3 years

Care-worn armchair humanitarians with no clue how to help those suffering from the effects of the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami, were finally put out of their fortnight of misery over...

Movie of The Professionals to be made 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

A movie of 70's TV favourite The Professionals is to be made this year. We have seen an advance copy of the script., Cowley: Alright Bodie and Doyle, we need to get after the gang fast!, Doyle:...

Teachers Given Right to Cage Unruly Pupils 1
LizzyG 3 years

Schools Minister Nick 'Gibbo' Gibb announced today that teachers were to be given the right to cage unruly pupils. As part of the governments drive to make teachers as popular as Liberal Democrats,...

Oops! 4
riesler 3 years

forgot what I came up here for. Sorry...

BBC royal wedding team to include Peaches Geldof and Jonathan Ross 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The BBC has unveiled its top team for the royal wedding. Peaches Geldof has been called up to appeal to the 20-something viewers, while Jonathan Ross's views will be of interest to anyone who loves...

Libyan TV says unconfirmed reports rebels have taken Trafalgar Square 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gadaffi denied chess victory as NATO missile lands on his check mate move. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Police charge 149 protestors but then withdraw in face of barrage of bricks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Consumers warned not all classical music charts have Go Compare singer at no. 1 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Museums Council no longer to be axed but put on display for future generations 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Window salesmen disguise themselves as anarchists to drum up business 0
Basil_B 3 years