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God upset by closure of St Pauls, checks into Travelodge 8
Boutros 3 years

Protest groups camped outside St Pauls have caused the Supreme Being to change his plans for the weekend. I've deleted the rest because it was bollocks...

Councils to begin issuing satellite component recycling bins 0
kga6 3 years
Councils admit using undercover parking attendants 2
nickb 3 years

Local authorities round the country have been running undercover parking attendants in a bid to collect more revenue from illegal parking. “It started quite simply,” said Sandwell Council...

Sting captures real IRA weapons smuggler in Lithuanian. 1
gbakes01 3 years

Sting captures real IRA weapons smuggler in lithuanian countryside rumours that he informed the authorities by sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS does this have legs?...

Gaddafi Post Mortem Latest: "Died of Natural Causes" 0
apepper 3 years

A post mortem has revealed that Colonel Gaddafi died of natural causes. "It's not entirely unexpected.", explained a Libyan official. "He was nearly 70 and as people get older, they often fall asleep...

God cares more about hedgehogs than Christians says Ann Widdecombe 0
roybland 3 years

Star of last year's Strictly Come Dancing and former minister Ann Widdecombe has accused God of caring more about hedgehogs than Christians.,  , Addressing the annual conference of the Catholic...

Post mortem confirms Gadaffi demise a 'dead Sirte' 0
Skylarking 3 years

I thank yeoww...

Mental disability protest escorted to Number 10, Police mistake them for Cabinet 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Gaddafi and Jobs launch iPocket Dictator 0
RJWinter 3 years
"Devastated" Shaftoe Fiancee Sues For Breach Of Promise 0
rikkor 3 years
Basque separatists ETA blame ceasefire on lack of "initial-only recognition" 18
Gong of Fur 3 years

‘Why couldn’t you for once just say “ETA”?’ asked Basque separatist group ETA leader Garikoitz Aspiazu Rubina, in an emotional plea to the world’s media to afford them the same status as... now owns all cars in UK 2
GreenCross 3 years
Gaddafi Post Mortem Result 0
Nearly Normal 3 years

Libya's National Transitional Council (NTC)has announced that the results of the post-mortem on Colonel Gaddafi conclusively prove he died from an untreated in-grown toenail. Following recent...

Welsh roads safer: speed-merchant Araf is banned for 12 months 5
GreenCross 3 years

Motorists in Wales can rest easy tonight as one of the principality's most notorious drivers was banned from driving for 12 months. Over the past decade Araf's penchant for speed had been such that...

Wrong again end of the world man told 'cheer up, it might never happen' 7
ianslat 3 years
Blair retracts offer of help to Spanish government talks with ETA 0
witless 3 years

"The fact that none of my chums have come forward with outstanding private business contracts which I could influence whilst in Spain, has nothing to do with my decision" he says...

Saif al-Islam latest: reports suggest he is now 'completely armless' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

., out on a limb, here...

Porthmadog By-pass 4
falconer 3 years

The long-awaited by-pass for the town of Porthmadog in North Wales has finally been opened. The event was marred by many members of the local council refusing to attend as the invitations had only...

Hollande's poll rating "head and shoulders" above Sarkozy's. 0
CJWorkman 3 years
French horrified at Lievremont’s “English” comments 0
CJWorkman 3 years

Alarm bells rang across France and beyond as the national rugby side’s coach Marc Lievremont said he was already thinking about getting a hangover if his team won the final against New Zealand –...

Eurozone to split after 2012 farewell tour 2
Skylarking 3 years
St Pauls pigeons vow to continue "tuppence a bag" protest 0
nickb 3 years

Pigeons on the steps of St Pauls Cathedral say they are determined to continue their protest at levels of substinence that they say have been unchanged for almost fifty years. “Tuppence! ...

Finance ministers from all four Ridings of Yorkshire to attend 'summat' meeting. 11
spoole2112 3 years
Basque separatists to start online lingerie store. 0
nickb 3 years
Libyan Body Language Expert - Gaddafi died of embarrassment and not execution. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

As questions and speculation increases around the circumstances of Muammar Gaddafi’s demise, the Transitional Government has appointed a leading forensic investigator, who has already stated that...

Anti-capitalists protest growth strategy based on Starbucks 0
Perks 3 years
Wrong again end of the world man told 'cheer up, it's not the end of the world' 1
ianslat 3 years
New UK Govt agency 'Opportunities In Libya' regrets unfortunate acronym 3
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Galileo navigation satellites lost 2
Perks 3 years

Europe was today celebrating the launch of the Galileo satellites, which will aid with navigation, competing with the US GPS system. However the celebrations were short lived as the satellites...

BP inveigle drilling officials with a 'sticky black treacle pudding' 0
kga6 3 years