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Attacker of Celtic Football manager admits he used to be Mr. Blobby 0
Iamthestig 3 years

The man who inexplicably attacked the Celtic football manager Neil Lennon, admitted today that he was sufferring from depression caused by his contract being terminated by Noel Edmonds. Speaking...

10cm rise in South Korean Schoolgirls' skirts linked to global warming 0
Screenie 3 years

If nothing is done to stem the tide South Korea could be up to the ass by 2019. Silvio Burlesconi, When questioned on the issue, replied 'it's nice to see that global warming isn't all doom and...

Spanish Earthquakes leave behind a Paella rubble 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Liberal Democrats 'will be more like Apprentice contestants', promises Clegg 6
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Nick Clegg, the embattled Liberal Democrat leader, has promised that his party will be ‘more like Apprentice contestants’ as the Coalition government enters a ‘more businesslike’ phase . Mr...

Northampton 'Ding' family murders, police issue photofit. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Northampton Police have today issued this photofit of a man wanted in connection with the murders Mr DING, Mrs DING and their two DING children, ...

Armed Bankrobber only Stole to hide he was Gay 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

court listens to more flimsy excuses...

Man shot to death in ireland 0
Screenie 3 years

more soon....

Celtic manager hit by lone ranger 0
Screenie 3 years
Third Body found in Bradford. Police still looking for Leeds 0
3 years
Borrower shocked by credit card companies' demand for repayment 4
Screenie 3 years

A man from Hertfordshire was stunned to discover that money he had been spending on credit cards actually had to be paid back. Mr Keith Ford, a bad businessman from Devon, had built up debts of over...

Raffaele Bendandi's earthquake prediction 50% correct. Right day, wrong country 1
Ostsee 3 years
Sky News blame Rangers supporter as Celtic manager attack shown every 4 minutes. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
FA Cup Final to honour FIFA by singing 'A bribe with me' 5
MADJEZ 3 years
BA passengers consider strike action 2
3 years

In a surprise move, passengers with British Airways called a ballot today, to consider a nation-wide strike. The passengers have been unhappy with both the management and the unions of late, but the...

Surprise DVD sales succes for fruit documentary 'The Kings Peach' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
High inflation rate could ruin hot air balloon industry, says expert. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
As a result of the Navies first plastic ship the RAF are to use paper aeroplanes 16
Basil_B 3 years

As a consequence of the Royal Navy launching the first plastic battleship a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence announced today that as another effort to reduce costs amongst the armed forces the...

BBC relief at discovery of enough twats for new series of The Apprentice 8
3 years
Beckham reveals years of training to become England's first-choice perfumier 4
rickwestwell 3 years

Although generally seen as the most modest of men, former underwear model David Beckham has finally spoken out about the years of intense training and painstaking practice which he had to endure to...

University graduates forced to take real jobs 0
Screenie 3 years

A report into the employment of university graduates has discovered that some are having to take lower skill jobs, the same as other, non university attending, humans. The report goes on to suggest...

Jim Morrison arrested for possession 0
Screenie 3 years

Hat-tip to jp1885...

Newly-engaged Roxy Music fan arrested for possession 0
jp1885 3 years
BA settlement condemns millions to longer crap holidays 0
roybland 3 years

The settlement of the long-longing dispute between BA and some cabin crew condemns millions of Brits to longer holidays in crap hotels and resorts.,  , 'At least with the strikes you spent half...

Doctor Who plot leaked 4 months after broadcast 2
3 years
newspapers not required to warn celebrities before ruining their private lives 0
4ty2 3 years

Under the Labour human rights act they have been given the right to ruin it by themselves by exceptional sleazy or outstanding sexual behavior. Newspapers are the altar of the celebrity cult and the...

Oprah Winifrey injunction with W Randolph 0
4ty2 3 years

newspaper claims that Chicago Mayor Richard Daley's comments about Oprah leaving Chicago is the reason behind all the confusion making them cross each others ways...

Google admits: yep, we're evil 1
ResidentAlien 3 years

Long famed for its corporate motto "Don't be evil", California-based search company Google today admitted that the idea had "rapidly proved unworkable" and that in fact, the company has been evil for...

Dogs angry at kittens stealing their thunder on YouTube 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Katie Price hires famine-struck Kenyans as bodyguards to avert mobbing 0
ThatsHowISwissRoll 3 years
Wow! Check out who's been reading YOUR Newsbiscuit submissions! 9
bonjonelson 3 years

LOL !! Me cant believe that you can see who is viewing your NewsBiscuit Submissions! I can see the TOP 10 people and I am really OPENMOUTHED that Arrghgarry is still checking my submissions. Just...