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| Emin jailed for selling originals | 4 |  |
Sinnick | 3 years |
| Poster campaign set up to help save Athena. | 7 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Contraceptive Gel actually "Deep Heat " rub... | 0 | |
Mr.3374 | 3 years |
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.applied to male organ... |
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| Police baffled when thieves take umbrage | 2 | |
Sinnick | 3 years |
| Village of Stuffing Grotwick puts out 'singles ad' for twin village | 2 | |
la maga | 3 years |
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A village in Hertfordshire has put out a 'singles ad' in newspapers across Europe in the hunt for a village willing to twin with them. "All the villages around us are twinned," said Graham Huntsdon,... |
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| Out of touch Rooney spotted buying a Twix | 0 | |
Lunny | 3 years |
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Man United and England star Wayne Rooney has been spotted living up to his lavish lifestyle in Cheshire today as he bought a twix. Not only that but sources can confirm that it was infact a king... |
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| Raped Darfuris protest their Kensington style Housing Benefit social cleansing. | 0 | |
the coarse whisperer | 3 years |
| Boris seemingly quite happy with Kosovo style street cleansing though | 0 | |
Gerontius | 3 years |
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Don't expect any more soon... |
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| Ministerial 'big cheese' at DEFRA to visit Port Salut | 0 | |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| Man 'holding all the cards' turns out to be postman | 5 | |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| Firemen Want Extra 10k and 'Comfy Chair'. | 2 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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and chocolate fingers at tea time and flexitime so it fits in with their other job, reduction of pension age from 50 to 40 and the dismantlement of capitalism... |
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| Man jailed for selling Emin fakes that were better than originals | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| Tory dossier set to claim that Brown 'was going ga-ga' | 0 | |
TheDuck | 3 years |
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https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=8b5cb3e9a8&view=att&th=12bf27b5448bde6e&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw A damning new Tory dossier will aim to 'prove' that Gordon Brown was... |
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| Mystery buyer for Nobby Stiles world cup winners medal is Wayne Rooney. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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It's about the only way he's ever going to gets hands on one. Apparently he outbid John Terry, Ashley Cole, Rio Ferdinand, Stephen Gerrard and Frank Lampard to get it... |
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| Contraceptive gel actually superglue | 6 | |
Mr.3374 | 3 years |
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to be applied to the girl's knees... |
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| Waitrose introduces scanner to detect customers with piercings | 3 | |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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After a spate of incidents across UK stores Waitrose is to introduce a device to scan shoppers for piercings on entering to help keep out ‘undesirable elements’. Waitrose initially responded to... |
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| To Avoid Unexpected Boiler Bills, Keep Your old One, As the New Ones Are Crap | 1 | |
IABP | 3 years |
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More Homecare Policies Soon... |
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| Piers Morgan arrested for allegedly planning two shows on the BBC | 10 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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Director General praises role of security services in an operation that has "saved the licence fee payer hours of pain and torture". Clarkson still at large... |
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| Scientists to record dreams - porn industry "excited" | 1 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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A team of American scientists claim to have developed a machine that can record dreams as they happen, in a move that has excited the adult movie industry. Leading porn film producers have said the... |
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| Road signs to include Cockney translations in preparation for Migrant Londonders | 2 | |
Moggsy | 3 years |
| Deranged Pixie who drowned victims in bubble bath was just Elf & Matey gone mad. | 5 | |
wallster | 3 years |
| Eddie Murphy to play all 33 Chilean Miners in comedy biopic | 5 | |
finneyp | 3 years |
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more to follow (I'm more creative when I've been down the pub you see)... |
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| Cameron urged to use caution over euro vettoe with french proposals. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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'Apparently the reason that they are all snail eating garlic smelling arrogant backward french tossers isn't enough anymore' quipped the confused PM ' I thought getting involved in matters concerning... |
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| Bear Grylls sued by trade descriptions for never grilling any bears. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| UK elections to be replaced by television phone poll | 0 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has announced that the traditional UK election system is to be scrapped and replaced by an X Factor-style phone vote. Mr Clegg, who is responsible for constitutional... |
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| Chaos predicted as mathemeticians adopt literati fashion | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
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The world as we know it is about to change. Following the announcement of the British Library study into the changes in pronunciation "following fashion", the Institute of Mathematics and its... |
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| Government to offset austerity measures by distributing free porn. | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Budget blow for Cameron as EU leaders refuse to accept reversed charges | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| New realism sees Man Utd starting to buy medals rather than titles | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Cameron to urge EU to please fuck off. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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Cabinet all Clegged up... |
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