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| The dark side of Mr Whippy | 8 |  |
georgeh | 3 years |
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Recent research by the WHO has revealed that worldwide, over a quarter of places in long-term psychiatric institutions are now occupied by former travelling ice-cream salesman. In over 90% of cases,... |
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| British Darts Organisation imposes minimum standards for female spectator beauty | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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In an attempt to boost attendances, the BDO have now given themselves the right to turn away female spectators bordering on the “pig ugly” and only let the “hotties” through to boost TV... |
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| Trading Standards doubt Katie Price food range has "nothing artificial added" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Man caught ‘kissing books in Waterstones’ claims he was lip-reading. More soon. | 2 | |
malgor | 3 years |
| Newsbiscuit writer told to pull his socksub. | 17 | |
Trickster | 3 years |
| Merkel says Dioxin-filled eggs are German 'Gift' to Europe | 2 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
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Demnächst mehr... |
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| As East Enders gets edgeier casting seeks a mom that is fed up with their kid | 0 | |
Malcum eggs | 3 years |
| “Pick up the soap, Chaytor. I said ‘pick up the soap’”... | 1 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Ex-MPs: | 0 | |
Iscariot | 3 years |
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Before you're sentenced for robbing the people, ensure your prison is burnt to the ground... |
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| Neighbourhood Watch: putting ‘peeping Tom’ tendencies on a more formal footing. | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Newsbiscuit revealed as source of daily mail | 0 | |
4ty2 | 3 years |
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[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8245289/Police-ignored-Dr-David-Kellys-mobile-phone-records.html]looking for mobile phone records[/url]... |
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| “Why me? Anyone in here could have claimed those pineapple chunks on expenses." | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| London Eye to be renamed EDF Energy London Eye | 0 | |
Tammy Flugh | 3 years |
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EDF Energy announced today it would lower the Eye's carbon footprint by turning it into a human powered treadmill to generate electricity... |
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| Middle-aged man still baffled by complicated handshakes... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Mr Kipling Agent Orange Slices perfectly safe to eat | 0 | |
greg various | 3 years |
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say Food Falling Standards Agency... |
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| All German Eggs "Now Proven to Cure Cancer" claim Homeopathic researchers | 0 | |
Jammydodgers | 3 years |
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after traces of dioxin contamination were found in the feed given to some chickens... |
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| Michael Gove demands Health & Safety undergo 'psychiatric evaluation' | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| Critics of Bristol Police Insensitivity Told to "Put a Sock in It" | 0 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
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apparently... |
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| ‘Oh dear me, how can I tell the wife this bad news?’ | 2 | |
malgor | 3 years |
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wonders newly-diagnosed monosyllabically-restricted speech disorder sufferer... |
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| Witness Re-Location Location Location launched on E4 | 2 | |
A Wagonload Of Monkeys | 3 years |
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E4 have announced the launch of a new Phil and Kirsty show based on the popular Location, location, location format. We have seen a spin off in the form of Re-Location Location said E4 spokesman... |
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| Mount Everest to get chairlift in 2014 | 1 | |
gaijintendo | 3 years |
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Plans have been drawn to open a chairlift on the worlds largest tourist attraction to stem the number of deaths on its ascent routes... |
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| Strange but true: it takes three times as long to say ‘www’ as ‘world wide web'. | 3 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
| Chaytor to put legal bill on expenses | 0 | |
flyerblade | 3 years |
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as well as furniture for several cells in several UK prisons., Other MPs manage to Chayte the expenses system without prosecution... |
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| Church of England launches loyalty card... | 0 | |
Doylem | 3 years |
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The Church of England issued this press release today. “For two millennia, people have had to make that most difficult of decisions: to worship either God or Mammon. The received wisdom, bolstered... |
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| Ex MP Chaytor gets 18 months, could be out in 7 but will be buggered anyway. | 0 | |
DiY | 3 years |
| After chewing off his own arm ,smart arse reflects and wishes he had asked the | 2 | |
Malcum eggs | 3 years |
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reality camera crew for help... |
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| Entire Barmy Army arrested for breaking Geneva Convention | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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The Sydney Cricket Ground is deserted now, as are the bars and streets. No revellry, no songs, as the entire Barmy Army are in jail. An Australian court jumped at the chance to get their own back... |
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| David Chaytor claims second home allowance for Wandsworth Prison | 0 | |
Fred | 3 years |
| Bristol police say Heather McCartney is not a suspect . | 6 | |
Malcum eggs | 3 years |
| Gordon Ramsey claims Ashes win responsibility as Cook named man of the series | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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