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| Claim of new in-tune Hendrix bootleg divides rock scholars The world of rock music was thrown into a bitter dispute today following claims that a hitherto undiscovered live bootleg recording of Jimi Hendrix has been unearthed where the legendary guitarist is... |
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Duff | 24.02.14 7:01pm Al OPecia |
| BBC moves to axe drivel from live sports commentary As the Winter Olympic flame sputters out there is news today that will gladden the hearts of pedants across the country, for The BBC is finally grasping the nettle on the thorny issue of sports... |
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Duff | 24.02.14 7:00pm Al OPecia |
| Schrödinger's khat both legal and illegal, explains Theresa May | 8 | |
sydalg | 24.02.14 6:47pm Squudge |
| Harold Ramis still hoping to appear in Ghostbusters second sequel "It's just one of those things", Ramis told us via Ouija Board. "We all want it to happen, but getting everyone together at the same time it logistically difficult. As a ghost, I'm finding myself... |
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Adrian Bamforth | 24.02.14 6:31pm Sinnick |
| American dream ap-Piers to be in tatters Former tabloid editor, Piers Morgan, was today putting on a brave face as he is forced to come to terms with the stark reality that he's about to join a long line of Brits who have found themselves... |
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Duff | 24.02.14 6:27pm Duff |
| Hague warns Russia to respect democracy, as mob ousts elected Ukraine President. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 24.02.14 6:06pm FOAD |
| Celebrity shuns social media claiming it is the mark of amateurs | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 24.02.14 6:02pm Dumbnews |
| 'Enormous lake of garlic butter' at centre of Yanukovych's Kiev estate | 4 | |
pere floza | 24.02.14 5:21pm Ref Minor |
| Obituary - Michael "Mickey" Tiddler Following a short illness showbiz veteran, Michael “Mickey” Tiddler, has passed away peacefully in his sleep at his East End home surrounded by his family earlier today. Tiddler, loved... |
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Duff | 24.02.14 4:51pm Duff |
| Yanukovych palace doesn't have duck-house The lavish country estate of Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych doesn't have a floating duck-house - or a moat, it has been revealed. The finding by activists who entered the palace has placated... |
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roybland | 24.02.14 4:26pm roybland |
| UK rain chaos unrelated to Ukraine chaos | 0 | |
custard cream | 24.02.14 4:16pm custard cream |
| Concerns as Qatar’s 2022 Winter Olympic bid heats up The Gulf nation is determined to secure the games in line with recent policy drafted into the constitution to make Qatar a “beacon of impossible, world sporting achievement.” Concerns have been... |
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Judas OTownayles | 24.02.14 2:19pm Judas OTownayles |
| Radio 1 to downgrade DJs from ‘perverts to crooks’ In what is being seen as another cost-cutting measure by the BBC, their flagship radio station has been forced to curtail expensive ‘extra-curricular activities’ by their presenters and offer... |
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Wrenfoe | 24.02.14 2:12pm Oxbridge |
| A Handy Guide to Nationalists Scots Nationalists: They are not Fascists or Racists. They only want to rule their own country in their own way and will not use violence ever, as they they do not need to at the moment., Irish... |
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vulture1 | 24.02.14 2:11pm Titus |
| Increased recycling leads to 'cor blimey trousers' makers going out of business | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 24.02.14 12:57pm Ian Searle |
| US comedy singer Weird Al unmasked as missing Ukrainian president Yanukovych. | 1 | |
therustler | 24.02.14 12:53pm Wrenfoe |
| Winter Olympics 'Legacy Camps' await medal-less Russian athletes Undecorated Russian competitors are to get a second chance at snow-based activities in 'Olympic Legacy Camps'. In compounds across Siberia, Olympians will be encouraged to take part in new winter... |
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Adrian Bamforth | 24.02.14 12:48pm Sinnick |
| Death Row inmate records Sinatra tribute album, 'Come Fry With Me' | 0 | |
sydalg | 24.02.14 12:27pm sydalg |
| Man who tried to twist sheep's head off admits assisting ewe-cranium revolution | 1 | |
Smart Alex | 24.02.14 11:54am Tripod |
| 'Stop taking photos of our food' plead French chefs A group of French chefs have criticised diners for taking photos of their food.24hrs after eating it., Chef Aleandre Goutier complained that diners at his restaurant in Paris were taking snap-shots... |
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Gerontius | 24.02.14 9:21am godly1966 |
| World’s Worst Pedestrians Gather in Oxford Street for 2014 World Championships Spectators and judges have hailed a vintage field of competitors in the World Kamikaze Pedestrian Championships held this weekend in Oxford Street.This pavement classic ranks alongside the Paris... |
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blokefromstoke | 24.02.14 7:57am Gerontius |
| Sky secure rights to Klitschko vs Putin bout In an extraordinary coup d'étwat, global media tycoon Rupert 'conveniently missing from the public eye whilst some of his highest profile employees defend the undefendable with the aid of the... |
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spoole2112 | 24.02.14 7:23am GingerClive |
| Beelzebub rages at comparisons to Putin. | 0 | |
GingerClive | 24.02.14 7:17am GingerClive |
| Baroness Ashton flies into Ukraine to solve crisis Sorry, wrong website, this is no joke... |
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vulture1 | 23.02.14 11:31pm vulture1 |
| Lib Dems / UKIP / Greens Invite Cornish Nationalists To Join them In Coalition Becomes less fantastic by the day... |
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Titus | 23.02.14 11:01pm Titus |
| D-ream re-issue New Labour's song for Alex Salmond http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b3/b7/97/b3b797319038170372f9600cb888f0b4.jpg You can walk my path, You can wear my shoes, Let Nicola talk like me, And be an angel too But maybe,... |
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Squudge | 23.02.14 11:00pm AReader |
| New series of CS Isle of Wight is best ever CS Isle of Wight star William Roache admitted today that the new series of the all-action forensic detective drama was just what he needed to put his travails behind him. Roache plays heart-throb... |
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blacklesbianandproudofit | 23.02.14 10:57pm AReader |
| Britons In Sochi Medal In Things They Don't Understand Apologies to Tripod... |
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Titus | 23.02.14 10:48pm Titus |
| Qatar Likely to Win Bid For 2022 Winter Olympics (Retrospective hat tip to deskpilot3)... |
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Titus | 23.02.14 10:41pm Titus |
| Speaker Decries 'Public School Twitishness' - Prefers State School Twitishness | 0 | |
Titus | 23.02.14 10:36pm Titus |
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