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| Apple Inc iRate as customers stop paying | 2 |  |
jamstouch | 3 years |
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Apple Inc has released a simple and to the point letter to a select few bloggers and is as follows: Dear prospective iPhone owners, It has come to our attention that a large proportion of our... |
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| Coalition to punish so called lone parents "many have children living with them" | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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alleged hospice next... |
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| Davros Was Fun Loving and Full of Life Before He Was Nursed by Ms Aylward | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
| Nurse switched off life support as annoying beeping might upset patients. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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An NHS tribunal has exonerated the nurse who switched off a patients life support machine after she claimed to here a beeping noise coming from his room. The rules clearly state there should be quiet... |
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| Riverside dwelling creatures worry as Osbourne hits banks with stealth tax. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Nurse admits she could have charged her iPod at home | 1 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Chancellor “accidentally switched off economy” | 0 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
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Following months of political wrangling over who exactly was to blame for the massive UK budget deficit, former Labour Chancellor Alistair Darling has admitted in his memoirs published today that he... |
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| Coleen Rooney prepared to forgive cheating husband who earns £200,000 per week. | 1 | |
bonjonelson | 3 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| After Britain slips to 13th place in the world happiness league | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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Yorkshire and Scotland which houses the islands most miserable bastards are not quite sure if they are happy are not as quite as miserable at the NEWS ,Their spokesman Frankie Boyle was quoted as... |
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| Wayne Rooneys, wife Coleen and her lawyers welcome Wayne`s new improved | 2 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
| Paul Bin Laden to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? | 6 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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Celebrity charity worker Paul Bin Laden is to appear on BBC show Who Do You Think You Are? in an attempt to discover who his family are. Bin Laden has no knowledge of who the Bin Ladens are after he... |
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| ITV broadcast new contemporary drama "Downturn Abbey". | 1 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Dragon Caan Backs Maternity Ward Looking For Investment From The Den | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
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A maternity ward looking for financial backing from the Dragon's Den has come away with the £120k it needed to push the business forward. One of the dragons, James Caan, has decided to invest the... |
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| Eric Pickles to host 2018 World Cup | 0 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
| Pukka Polo Wallahs in Chopper Cropper: | 0 | |
arflaethel | 3 years |
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Flutter to end of Chukka... |
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| Lenny Henry and Comedy to Separate After 25 years | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
| Waybe Rooney checks with Alex fergie fwerguson that he will get all his pay | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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on his five day trip to Dubai ,plus scoring bonuses should he bump into any prossie friends... |
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| Damaged Weston-super-Mare peer ‘a restoration challenge too far’ admits council | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Royal Navy disputes Skye is one of Europe’s top spots for a break | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Royal Mail managers’ strike vote delayed by team and morale-building weekend | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Lord Ashcroft dashes back to hurricane-devastated Belize 'to clean up' | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| More Dead Sea scrolls interpreted as Sports Supplement | 0 | |
Sinnick | 3 years |
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[with a nod to Rowly] Weight lifting. Drag your own 1-tonne artefact up a hill. Must be hand-made wooden construction constructed by renowned carpenter Nazren. Winner to meet the maker. 10,000... |
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| ConDem Government to launch coin operated Universities. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Norman Wisdom's estate to release "Don't laugh at me, because it..... | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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breaks the provisions of the Diversity Act"... |
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| Evil tree dies, found to have money infestation in roots. | 0 | |
Nick McCarr | 3 years |
| Wife loses husband in shopping center | 1 | |
dogwheels | 3 years |
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An Edinburgh woman has spoken of her grief at losing her husband in the local shopping center. Claire Blair said she has now given up all hope of finding her husband, Gary, in the Greater Lothian... |
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| Keith Richards declined invitation to appear on HD TV | 2 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| Led Zeppelin releases anti-climactic hit, "Stairway to Hell" | 2 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Copper named "National Metal of Scotland" | 4 | |
Mr.3374 | 3 years |
| Bob Crow's side-business goes down the tube | 0 | |
JD | 3 years |
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The leader of the RMT, Bob Crow, expressed disappointment today after his side-business in manufacturing an energy drink went into administration, forcing the somewhat intrusively-sized cans to be... |
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