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A telephone company is being sued in the civil courts for causing the death of an elderly man when his call to customer services was answered immediately by a human being. According to a relative of...

Traffic Enforcement Officers had a field day yesterday when a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the M1 left 450 motorists at the mercy of the new tailgating law. Commuters were left helpless as...

As a tribute to Bill Oddie...

"£14 million squid would buy me a new pad and perhaps a new kitchen" suggested the Prime Plonkers wife, shortly before tripping on her high heels and telling a uniformed pleb outside her gated...

Researchers in Afghanistan have demonstrated that local thinking about western-style freedom and democracy cannot be controlled using the power of Apache helicopters. The long-running study is the...

[Arthur asked me to post this but it seems a bit fishy to me]...

A leading Harley Street surgeon, who couldn't face the prospect of operating on 'oldies' whose intimate tattoos had become an embarrassment, has quit his practice. Sir Reginald Clamacraft, who...

Theologians were left somewhat surprised to hear that the One True God, has for sometime, been listening to the GOP. This divine confession follows Republican claims, that after a night of prayer,...

Education chiefs in the North East have awarded pub chain JD Wetherspoon a contract to provide up to twenty thousand children their daily school dinners, in a move that has angered child health...

To celebrate the fist sunny day of the year, and the first appearance on the streets of skimpy summer dresses, the EU have proposed an annual "Walk around with a Stiffy day." Pfizer have agreed to...