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Veterans seek assurances Easter Bunny will wear a poppy next year 2
3 years
Olive Oyl fury as veterans continue to muscle in on her annual Popeye appeal 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Negotiations continue...

Christmas Lights deny being turned on by Justin Bieber. 1
Zadok the second 3 years
Chaos in Chelsea dressing room after sponsor Mobius provides new strips. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
MOD cuts latest: Soldiers only to be paid "when actually fighting". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Guns to be fitted with stop-watches...

Commonwealth Games to retire to Gold Coast, Queensland in 2018 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Starr and Boardman at war over best 'Comedy German' outfit. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

The balloon well and truly went up today, as Stan Boardman dropped the bombshell that he plans to attend the forgotten comics Christmas Party in his 'hilarious' German outfit. The bubbled-permed...

Italian govt. commemorate armistice day by being dictated to by the Germans 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Egypt closes pyramid, what's the point ? 0
medici2471 3 years
World Athletics Championship 2017, Met jubilant 0
medici2471 3 years
Geordie kids to re-enact Jarrow Crusade 8
Gerontius 3 years

A group of youngsters from the north east of England are to re-enact part of the great Jarrow Crusade of the 1930’s by attempting to cross the Tyne Bridge from Newcastle to Gateshead entirely on...

Silence and tears across the UK as Lampard/Barry midfield is announced 3
JD 3 years
mugabe to replace cocozza on x-factor 0
4ty2 3 years

because of his better voice and looks and the huge number of followers to regain the ratings...

Debt-hit Italian offers cut-price genuine metal knife: "Itsa real steal" 0
kga6 3 years
Man disappointed to learn that he has Dyslexia, and not Dailysex 6
Smart Alex 3 years
Rescheduled meeting attendees clueless as to meeting's purpose. 1
Curbie Firetank 3 years

Six employees of the Norwich based agricultural consultancy firm 'Dew, Yew, Goa-troshin' were at a loss during an agenda-less 10am meeting this morning according to spokesperson Dean Sixfingas. "We...

Mike Tindall to be given cat, crate of beer "to see if he can resist temptation" 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Cat swinging man 'to be flung around by the cock' 5
jp1885 3 years
Tensions grow between Confucious and Simple Simon, over who said what. 3
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Both sides refuse to comment...

News International to sponsor chair in Select Committee room. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Tesco rethink ‘You shop, we drop’ slogan after record number of breakages 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Supermarket giant Tesco have been forced to replace the ‘You shop, we drop’ slogan for their home delivery service after admitting that many staff had taken it too literally. The last 12 months...

Burlesconi told to clear desk, shampoo carpet 0
apepper 3 years

Outgoing Italian PM Silvio Burlesconi has been told to completely clear his desk, shampoo the carpet and steam clean the curtains. "I don't know what he's been up to in his office", said an official,...

New abstinence campaign to show images of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's 'sex face' 0
JD 3 years
BBC cuts force David Attenborough and Brian Cox to gaze from same mountain range 3
JD 3 years
James Murdoch "had to piss pants to put fire out" committee hears 0
nickb 3 years

A crestfallen James Murdoch asked the select committee for media and culture to be temporarily excused after events in his underpants appeared to undermine his evidence., "As soon as I started...

Banker becomes PM of Greece. In other news, Dracular put in charge of Blood Bank 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Australian legislation forbids all human contact with cigarettes 3
vertical 3 years

New laws passed in Australia will make it a criminal offence to hold or even look at a cigarette and convicted smokers will have to sign the Tobacco Smoke Register for life., From next year,...

Series 7 of Downton Abbey is planned - the one where they open a Safari Park 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And the Earl of Grantham takes several dozen wife-lets...

Saville ends up at 45 degrees, several hundred degrees cooler than some expected 0
Ian Searle 3 years
11/11/11 - Happy Spinal Tap day! 0
Smart Alex 3 years