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Outrage as dyslexic Pastor threatens to burn a Korean on 9th November. 1
be reasonable 3 years

Outrage as dyslexic Pastor threatens to burn a Korean on 9th November...
Mother in law could lose a few pounds, in all honesty 4
Oxbridge 3 years
England stick Pakistan apology up Butt 0
simonjmr 3 years
X-Factor Chloe arrested 140 times for every bum note she sang in her last song. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Commonwealth Games in chaos... 0
be reasonable 3 years

Scottish team officials joined the chorus of condemnation surrounding accommodation for athletes decrying the Commonwealth Games village as "unsafe and unfit for human habitation,” they went on...
SPECTRE organisation uncovered 0
Sinnick 3 years

Italian police, together with Interpol, unspecified national security forces and the mysterious Church Police, have today announced the discovery of a major international crime organisation. The...
Man carves chicken, turns into own father 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Even as he did it, 34-year-old newlywed Martin Squire knew it was wrong and that he would soon lose all of his self-respect. But somehow the force of circumstances was just too strong for him. Now...
Wayne Rooney boasts he is no longer a one trick pony 0
arrghgarry 3 years

he can afford a lot more nowadays...
Pope to be awarded an Oscar. 0
AndyS 3 years

The Pope is to be awarded an Oscar following his brilliant portrayal of a slightly doddery old man during his recent visit to Britain. His constant need to knap and his utter bewilderment at the...
"Naked cricketer in gay magazine" (BBC) 0
Sinnick 3 years

Shock photo: The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. RIP Johnners...
Pakistan cricket team called in after disaster strikes Swan Vesta plant 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Builder charges VAT 0
Sinnick 3 years

In the first case in recorded history, a builder has been commended for charging VAT on a transaction. Local man Dave Wall insists this is the proper way of going about business, and claims to have...
Bankers warn Vince Cable over 'outrageous' policies and public spending cuts 0
simonjmr 3 years
Vatican City in bold bid for next Youth Olympic Games 0
simonjmr 3 years
Government cuts cancel Turner winner cuts protest 0
simonjmr 3 years

Turner Prize winner Mark Wallinger new work to highlight a campaign against proposed government arts cuts, has been cancelled due to government cuts...
Complaints about the Commonwealth Games village 0
greg various 3 years

please ring 0898 201000...
Lib Dems deliver to Britain, but no one was in so they left it with France. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Rapist sues police over poor e-fit picture 0
3 years
Student Stripper Earns Twice As Much As Prime Minister 4
ChrisHarrison 3 years

A bountiful second year English student from Streatham can afford a little more than beans on toast after she sensationally revealed her assets at an impromptu press conference last night. Carly...
Badgers in bid to cull Welsh Assembly 4
Nobby Holder 3 years

Hundreds of people elected to the Welsh Assembly could be slaughtered under controversial plans to halt the spread of Political BS that is now raging out of control throughout parts of Wales,...
Sunspot Latest. Power Grid May Be Out for Years 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Government to stockpile drugs to cope with expected masses of people with Eastenders withdrawal symptoms. PTVS [Post TV Syndrome] will be common in the population. Side effects include wandering...
Dance created for Anne Widdecombes Strictly appearance will be the moose trot. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Sunspots caused by Climate Change 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Climate change claimed another victim when the sun came out in spots. "This is another reason why carbon trading is the answer in response to the climate terror of iran" said a Republican spokesman...
I was lonely till I joined 1
pope fiddler 3 years

Tree Huggers the over 18 love club for lonely people who want to meet trees.., If youd like to meet a tree in your erea we have thousands just standing around waiting to meet someone just like...
Splinter group threatens English Heritage/National Trust ceasefire 2
jp1885 3 years

The impending rapprochement between warring factions The National Trust and English Heritage is in danger of being scuppered, after the emergence of a hard-line splinter group which has threatened to...
Millions forget to mark World Alzheimer’s Day. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
No tools are kept on this web site over night. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
British team claim Indian Olympic Athelete’s Village is worse than Emmerdale. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

But marginally better than Athelete's Foot...
Pakistan win tomorrow's final match by 28 runs 1
ianslat 3 years
Renewable energy latest: Alex Ferguson’s jaw ‘could power Lincolnshire’ 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Scientists at the New Energies Agency today announced a breakthrough in an as-yet untapped source of power, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson. The grumbly curmudgeon’s constantly rotating...