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| Chinese to introduce one Yak policy While Beijing plans to ease their one-child policy, there is a growing sense that something needs to be done about decades of 'yak stockpiling'. Under the proposal, Chinese homes will lose their... |
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Wrenfoe | 28.12.13 10:32am Wrenfoe |
| Angel Of The North described as ‘shit’ in landmark judgement Twitter 140 character limit... |
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farmer giles | 28.12.13 10:31am Jesse Bigg |
| United manager: I need more time, especially at the end of tight games. Saturday's Gossip: United's new manager, annoyed by the lack of time-added-on at the end of United's matches, plans corrective action to boost United's chances of at least a top 4 place. Following a... |
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weematt | 28.12.13 10:24am weematt |
| Nelson Column Enhancement Loan Of Elgin Marbles, At The Base... …"Now get on that deck, "Nelly" and stop being a puffter, and start walking up and down; and don't forget to wave, you big sailor."... |
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Jesse Bigg | 28.12.13 10:23am Jesse Bigg |
| ‘Turkey to join EU in time for next Christmas’ sprouts Brussels The décor at Nigel Farage’s local pub was totally ruined when he heard the news and his head exploded. “His face looked as though someone had stuck two fingers up his asshole just before the... |
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farmer giles | 28.12.13 5:55am Lindy Moone |
| UK Greenpeace activists elect not to return home in horse drawn carriage | 0 | |
medici2471 | 28.12.13 1:13am medici2471 |
| Girl who's "naughty, but nice" confuses Santa by being on both lists | 2 | |
Smart Alex | 27.12.13 9:46pm Maverick |
| UK economy set to shrink as people do no work for a week Over the last couple of months the UK economy has seen steady growth of about 37p. Unfortunately all the good work looks set to be undone as people do absolutely nothing for a week between Christmas... |
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James Pluside | 27.12.13 3:58pm James Pluside |
| Calls for Ofcom to investigate lack of 'Great Esacpe' on TV over Christmas | 1 | |
Ian Searle | 27.12.13 1:50pm clarksn |
| State of emergency declared as wheelie bins are blown over. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 27.12.13 12:35pm dominic_mcg |
| Selfies to become legal tender With UK banks soon to follow the US in allowing customers to pay in cheques via their mobile, financial experts anticipate our entire photographic library will become an acceptable form of payment.... |
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Wrenfoe | 27.12.13 12:16pm Oxbridge |
| Premier League manager ordered off praises referee's performance. "I have never seen a performance like it from a referee" said Mark Hughes in his post match interview. "Right from the kick-off I could tell whose side he was on. He and his two assistants settled... |
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weematt | 27.12.13 10:57am weematt |
| Piers Morgan selected for 5th Test based on form against Brett Lee | 0 | |
Nick McCarr | 27.12.13 7:38am Nick McCarr |
| ^%eEe” Alan Turing &*9))-_- Computer pioneer and codebreaker Alan Turing has been given a posthumous royal pardon., It was great news said Glyn Hughes, sculptor of the Alan Turing Memorial in Manchester who described Turing's... |
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Gerontius | 26.12.13 10:49pm rickwestwell |
| Search party launched after Dr Who goes missing in luvvie land | 0 | |
ronseal | 26.12.13 12:04pm ronseal |
| England avoid follow-on in 4th Ashes test | 1 | |
Midfield Diamond | 26.12.13 9:02am Gerontius |
| "And After receiving my latest bill from Npower they can f*ck right off. C*nts" Forthright and reflective tone to Queens speech. Hear One at 1. Merry Crimbo Biscuiteers All. xx... |
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blokefromstoke | 25.12.13 1:10pm blokefromstoke |
| Santa followed into houses by IDS to check presents to bedroom ratio Santa Claus will have an unexpected follower through the skies this year as Iain Duncan Smith plans to visit every house in the UK on Christmas Eve. Using his back-of-a-fag-packet algorithm, the Work... |
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James Pluside | 25.12.13 10:26am Jesus H |
| "It wasn't a brand, it was a 'best before' date" claims surgeon | 1 | |
Ian Searle | 25.12.13 9:03am Wrenfoe |
| Christmas comes early for man who forgot to put his clocks back in October | 4 | |
D | 25.12.13 9:02am Wrenfoe |
| St Thomas Beckett slain - family blame faulty knight vision goggles | 1 | |
Smart Alex | 25.12.13 9:01am Wrenfoe |
| Met Office finally admits 'We haven't a fucking clue' But we can tell you with 100% accuracy what happened earlier today... |
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antharrison | 24.12.13 10:35pm Maverick |
| Parent who couldn't find a PS4 this Christmas is unconsolable. | 0 | |
weematt | 24.12.13 9:44pm weematt |
| Surgeon branded as heartless, in 'eye for an eye' attack by patient | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 24.12.13 7:41pm Ian Searle |
| Suburban housewife single-handedly delivers Christmas yet again June Pargeter has finally taken a moments rest this Christmas Eve, after single-handedly ensuring that all her extended family and friends will have the Christmas they deserve., With barely a... |
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Ironduke | 24.12.13 5:53pm Ironduke |
| Activision to launch Call Of Duty: Marks & Spencer's Foodhall on Christmas Eve Video game developers Activision are to launch their most challenging Call Of Duty yet in a special seasonal edition of the franchise. The Marks and Spencer's Foodhall on Christmas Eve edition will... |
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andrewl81 | 24.12.13 4:43pm Midfield Diamond |
| ‘Pandora jewellery is a shit present’ claim throws men into Christmas turmoil Lichfield resident Mick Brown had his world turned upside down today when his wife declared Pandora products were ‘crap’. The 35-year old self-employed decorator explained: ‘Me and Vicky have... |
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medici2471 | 24.12.13 4:38pm medici2471 |
| Queen's Christmas Broadcast to be "delivered in rap". In a suprise move Her Majesty the Queen will be delivering this years Christmas Broadcast in rap. it is thought that she wishes to dispel her stuffy image and show that she is "down with her... |
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Al OPecia | 24.12.13 4:14pm godly1966 |
| Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus American hip-hop artist Kanye West has given his fans a Christmas gift they will never forget, deciding to legally change his date of birth to 25 December 4BC. West’s groundbreaking age... |
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hihathawkins | 24.12.13 3:52pm hihathawkins |
| Second coming of Jesus "will be prequel" The second coming of Jesus will be an "origins" story explaining what he got up to for the 13.8 billion years before arriving in Bethlehem, according to the producer of the project, God. "We had... |
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jamsieoconnor | 24.12.13 3:23pm ゴルゴ１３ |
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