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| GCHQ to be replaced with EBay. | 0 |  |
Ian Searle | 17.09.12 5:55pm Ian Searle |
| Yorkshire schools to replace GCSE with EBygum. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 17.09.12 5:54pm Ian Searle |
| Tories swap poor mid term assesment results for massive test in May 2015 | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 17.09.12 4:41pm charlies_hat |
| Gove attacks coursework for honorary degrees | 0 | |
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| Suicide Badger injures many in crowded Oxfordshire marketplace | 0 | |
grottymonty | 17.09.12 2:57pm grottymonty |
| Manchester downloads entire Internet. Claims "aar Maureen got it cheap off eBay" | 0 | |
JohnA | 17.09.12 2:46pm JohnA |
| Syria pledges end to summary executions, a move to autumnal ones promised More later... |
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virtuallywill | 17.09.12 2:17pm charlies_hat |
| New more powerful stealth technology based on car keys and odd socks developed A crack team of scientists from the UK have announced the creation of a more effective form of stealth technology for aircraft and even marine and land based artillary that uses properties taken from... |
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gregle | 17.09.12 2:16pm gregle |
| Royal outrage as French magazine publishes pictures of the Queen on the throne | 5 | |
charlies_hat | 17.09.12 2:15pm dvo4fun |
| 'Accent addict' confesses to history of murdering Chinese at takeaways Twenty four year old John Richards from Harrow shocked friends at a class re-union last year, by reading out a Chinese Restaurant’s takeaway menu without deviating from his own whiney outer-London... |
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dvo4fun | 17.09.12 1:39pm dvo4fun |
| Nick Clegg announces reforms to 'swimming certification' In the biggest shake up of water based examinations in a generation, Nick Clegg has announced reforms to the swimming certificate. The changes come after years of people complaining the 10m... |
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Perks | 17.09.12 1:10pm dvo4fun |
| West Ham supporters drafted in to spice up Muslim rioters chants Fresh controversy has erupted in the Middle East with news that English football supporters have been brought in as consultants to help Muslim rioters develop better chants to use while protesting... |
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Yikes | 17.09.12 1:10pm Midfield Diamond |
| Worldwide police news: South Yorks. acclaims Afghani's Green on Blue strike-rate | 1 | |
dvo4fun | 17.09.12 1:07pm Perks |
| Stella’s Iranian ‘wifebeater’ launch “a theological dilemma” for hard-line Imams | 0 | |
dvo4fun | 17.09.12 1:07pm dvo4fun |
| YouTube introduces new guidelines for its not-for-prophet channel | 3 | |
medici2471 | 17.09.12 12:58pm Perks |
| Caribbean revealed as piracy hot spot | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 17.09.12 12:33pm Ian Searle |
| Kate Middleton's new swimwear range for children slammed But on the bright side it is 50% off!... |
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Ian Searle | 17.09.12 12:31pm Ian Searle |
| GCSE shake up revealed, it's SEGC | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 17.09.12 12:29pm Ian Searle |
| Mars Rover surly after discovering remains of previous Mars Rovers NASA has confirmed that its billion dollar Mars exploration programme was in jeopardy last night after the 'Curiousity' Rover began behaving unpredictably, moments after discovering the scattered... |
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Kuifje | 17.09.12 12:06pm Kuifje |
| Meals on Wheels says delivering Sir Ranulph Fiennes' lunch could be a challenge | 5 | |
DustyBinLaden | 17.09.12 11:54am DustyBinLaden |
| Piers Morgan raffle win; newly discovered poisonous fungi named in his honour Piers Morgan was the winner last night of a charity dinner raffle, in aid of Rainforest Awareness, to have a newly discovered species named after him. Naturalists this morning revealed the exciting... |
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thisisall1word | 17.09.12 11:53am thisisall1word |
| Kate's Tits, Pippa's Arse: "They got them from me" says proud mum Carole | 0 | |
Nowherefast | 17.09.12 11:42am Nowherefast |
| Thousands of Somali ships seen heading up the Manchester ship canal | 0 | |
simonjmr | 17.09.12 11:09am simonjmr |
| Report published in Manchester suggests Exeter is the piracy capital of the UK | 0 | |
simonjmr | 17.09.12 11:08am simonjmr |
| Chinese hack into Stephen Hawking It has long been warned by security experts and disability charities that a new generation of hackers from the Far East pose a threat to us in Britain. MI5 and GCHQ recently discovered that the... |
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thogg | 17.09.12 10:05am DustyBinLaden |
| A new vegetatative state calling all Newsbiscuiters,got money problems?want to be free of the worry of having to pay your morgage off,Ive got the answer man,this will blow you away baby.I was sitting in my easy chair and... |
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psychedelic drip | 17.09.12 9:53am Yikes |
| . more soon hmm what do you think?... |
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dvo4fun | 17.09.12 9:42am Yikes |
| Terror as Afghan soldier 'turns on criminals' Afghanistan's criminal underworld was reported to be 'deeply disappointed' when it was revealed last night that an Afghan police officer had apparently arrested several Afghan citizens in broad... |
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Bravenewmalden | 17.09.12 9:41am Bravenewmalden |
| Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published, The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being over-run by English protesters unhappy... |
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willedwards | 17.09.12 9:30am willedwards |
| Unification Church reveal that Moon had a Dark Side | 6 | |
Sinnick | 17.09.12 8:51am cinquecento |
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