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| “Re-e'tailing” revolution proposed. | 2 |  |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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A new think-tank has been established to find a solution to the problems caused by Internet shopping. As more and more people buy on-line and have their groceries delivered, previously quiet... |
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| Ridley Scott directs "Black Horse Down," the story of Lloyds 15000 job-losses! | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| 95.5% of men prefer showing genitalia on cam than visiting own GP | 4 | |
Dick Everyman | 3 years |
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In a study released today by the British Medical Council it has been found that 95.5% of men aged between 16 and 75 would prefer to expose their genitalia via web-cam than visit their GP. The... |
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| Fury as nursery plants children in neat rows | 1 | |
3 years | |
| Shellfish people more likely to catch crabs says the Lancet... | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| ‘The Second Coming’ - a Chocolate Revelation for Thortons | 0 | |
Dick Everyman | 3 years |
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A dairy farmer in Shropshire was in close talks with Church leaders last night following an annunciation allegedly made to him as he was milking his herd of Fresians. The figure of the Virgin Mary... |
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| Greek tradition of plate smashing to be replaced by parliament smashing | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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The ancient greek custom of plate smashing is to be brought up to date by being replaced by a new greek custom called parliament building smashing. 'We thought recent events in our country were... |
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| Ken Clarke to advise South Africa on 'different kinds of corrective rape' | 3 | |
cinquecento | 3 years |
| Bombshell as court rules Greek bail-out can only last 96 hours | 3 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Archaic Japanese tea ceremony to be revitalised with kettling and teabagging | 0 | |
pere floza | 3 years |
| Eating may be clue to obesity epidemic | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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Eating bucket loads of greasy food may be the reason that Americans are becoming so obscenely obese new research suggests., A team from the University of North Carolina’s department of the... |
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| Kettling to be used at Olympic opening ceremony | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Grenades considered harmful, says report | 0 | |
Dick Justice | 3 years |
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MOSUL, IRAQ: In a monthly report generated by the 13th Sustainment Command, Assistant Chief Henry Webbers admitted that, after careful consideration of observed facts, as well as the ongoing... |
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| stray animals to be 'used to feed the poor and homeless' | 2 | |
Leeboy007 | 3 years |
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In a somewhat shocking statement made earlier today, the RSPCA today revealed plans for stray animals to be rounded up and used to feed the poor and homeless. A leading voice at the organisation, who... |
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| Government defence cuts bite deep - Barmy Army to do tour of Afghanistan in 2012 | 0 | |
ItsReevesy | 3 years |
| Hollywood remake of chimps tea adverts to get a PG rating | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Doctors warn of dangers of telling corny jokes to people with wheat intolerance | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| University vice-chancellors call for Government to face more competition | 1 | |
The Paper Ostrich | 3 years |
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Schools minister David Willetts has criticised plans by university vice-chancellors to encourage more competition in the government by getting everybody to vote for other parties. ‘No, I think you... |
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| Wimbledon Update | 2 | |
Tom55 | 3 years |
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Nadal batters Fish... |
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| UK scientists confirm George Osborne "completely devoid of compassion" | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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UK scientist have today unveiled that OsborneGCoEx2010-2011 is believed to be only the second known case of a massive emotional and compassionate black hole. It's nearly thiry years since the last... |
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| Pubs delighted with successful teachers' strike | 0 | |
3 years | |
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Workers in the publican sector were given a welcome boost today, following a nation-wide teachers' strike. The 'day before payday' is normally a quiet time for the industry, but some landlords... |
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| flying pickets appear at NUT strike lines in London | 0 | |
Leeboy007 | 3 years |
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singing their hit 'Only You' ( anyone remember that? )... |
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| Touring caravan drivers voted 'most popular road users' | 13 | |
Dick Everyman | 3 years |
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With the summer holidays looming touring caravans are now on their starting blocks in readiness to hit the highways and byways of Britain. Now, in an annual survey conducted by the AA to ascertain... |
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| Striker's prepare for lunch time as they form a picnic line | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Charlie Sheen sacks PR people | 0 | |
Leeboy007 | 3 years |
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he hasn't been in the news for at least a week... |
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| North Wales Search & Rescue Helicopter Pilot....... | 2 | |
Jesse Bigg | 3 years |
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..Goes A.W.L. with wife and heads to America., "Just need another break," he told colleagues... |
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| Osborne to hold breath till they go back to work | 0 | |
greg various | 3 years |
| Jason Timberlake buys MySpace to impress Sean Parker | 0 | |
Nick McCarr | 3 years |
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(aka The Napster)... |
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| Ordinance Survey maps reveal UXBs everywhere. | 0 | |
Nick McCarr | 3 years |
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(Couldn't resist after seeing the archive spot)... |
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| Flasher disconcerted by his solicitor's comment, 'It won't stand up in court.' | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
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