Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Post Office to be sold to Domino's Pizza. 8
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

In an unexpected but idiosyncratic move, the coalition government announced today that the General Post Office's remaining postal service is to be sold to Domino's Pizza. The company hopes to...

Merkel and Sarkozy announce "We have finally fixed the Eurozone crisis" 1
brd888 3 years

surely that's funny!...

Swindon forced to rename it's not so 'magic' roundabout. 5
Perks 3 years

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg/250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg, Following three years of research, a public consultation and £120...

Occupy London protesters shocked by council tax bill - average tent 'in band B' 4
GreenCross 3 years
Road rage link to National Trust car stickers. 0
Ralphy Snoops 3 years

A new report has established a link between incidents of road rage and National Trust car stickers. Tests proved that once the sticker had been affixed to the rear window of a vehicle the driver’s...

Apple to launch the "Post-Humous" App in memory of Steve Jobs 2
Packman 3 years

iPhone users are eagerly awaiting Apple's latest app named "Post-Humous", inspired by and in memory of the late Steve Jobs. The App will enable deceased Facebook users to continue posting status...

Aldershot in crisis after unexpected thrashing at home 0
ste 3 years
Vince Cable House Declared part of Turks and Caicos for Tax Purposes 2
thisisall1word 3 years

Vince Cable has come under pressure after it was revealed that, despite campaigning furiously to make people pay their taxes, he himself has avoided paying any tax since 1952., "It's all very...

Occupy London protesters sell inside story to highest bidder 0
apepper 3 years

Protesters camping outside St Paul's Cathedral are planning to sell the inside story. "Several newspapers have expressed an interest.", Explained one protester. "To be honest, it costs a fortune...

Dale Farm residents to sue themselves. 3
HarryTheBiscuit 3 years

Former resident travellers of Dale Farm are set to sue themselves after barricades that they built to keep out police and bailiffs were discovered to be "not fit for purpose….and actually probably...

It's a thong for Laa-Laa after Weightwatchers sign Teletubbies 5
vertical 3 years

with a thong in my heart...

Report: anarchist groups becoming 'much better organised' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

, apologies for the poor grammar may expand this....

Fears breast screening service may go tits up 2
Clarky 3 years
Chicken dating agency closes down. Owner fails to make hens meet. More soon. 12
dominic_mcg 3 years
St Pauls protestors camp for 35 hours with evenings and weekends off 0
vertical 3 years

ah, the irony of conformist anarchy...

Derren Brown confounded by 'mystifying' insurance renewal trick 12
3 years

Illusionist Derren Brown has admitted to being 'totally hoodwinked' into paying a higher price for reduced cover when he renewed his home insurance - despite never making a claim. Derren claimed the...

Madonna's Wallace & Gromit acting more animated than her previous film work 5
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon. I may expand this later when I get back from the pub lunch...

Man wins race against time, after time fails drugs test 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Lazy workers can't be bothered to claim for unfair dismissal 0
HarryTheBiscuit 3 years

Apparently there's a government report about this but I really can't be bothered to read it much less write about ithave a look at the BBC or something, I dunno, stuff...

Gadaffi desert burial has drawn a line in the sand 0
apepper 3 years

The burial of former dictator Colonel Gadaffi has drawn a line in the sand, claimed a Libyan spokesman. "Any support has been driven underground."...

Tories to introduce summary execution for the under-performing at work. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

After a single warning tasering. More soon...

Turner Prize set to test gullibility of Northerners with move to Gateshead 16
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Organisers of the Turner Prize have set themselves their biggest test to date, with the decision to try and convince the North East of England that some crumpled up paper, cellophane and Vaseline is...

Confused Protesters Occupy Walmart 13
Quaz 3 years

As the Occupy Wall St. protest spreads accross the US, one group of demonstrators in Illinois have instead occupied the Springfield branch of Walmart. Self styled spokesman for the group, Ed White,...

Jeffrey Archer novels Oxford written claim ignorant Hollywood writers 0
medici2471 3 years
Satirical news websites prepare for surge of Tabak related non-contempt subs 0
medici2471 3 years

nickb - ok?...

All doughnuts to sold with salad to encourage 'calorie offsetting' 4
writinginbsl 3 years
Disappointment as Berlusconi package fails to come up to expectations 2
Clarky 3 years
Sacked policeman just misses a landmark 1000'th emergency call cock up 4
charlies_hat 3 years
anti-capitals protest in london a success. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Eurozone conference delays decision "to fit in a few more dinners". 0
deskpilot3 3 years

even though everything is swimming in Greece...