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medici2471 26.06.12 7:21am
medici2471
Ann Summers launches new '50 Grades of Shea' lubricant. 0
weematt 26.06.12 7:20am
weematt
World Wide Fund for Nature steps in as Cockneys become endangered species.

They were almost hunted to extinction by the Krays during the sixties, partly beautiful plumage of the Pearly Kings and Queens. A captive breeding program is underway in a site of special scientific...

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Ian Searle 26.06.12 6:53am
Ian Searle
Dismay as suicide bomber met in heaven by 72 Richard Bransons. 2
Maverick 26.06.12 5:36am
Pontiff remains tight-lipped about 'papal prophylactics'

A spokesman for the company behind the new 'Vatican Tickler' range of Pope-shaped condoms has told of plans for an aggressive campaign, as they prepare to insert themselves into a tight market. He...

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26.06.12 2:32am
Scottish independence "hangs on Murray's performance"

A senior government spokesman has admitted that if Andy Murray wins Wimbledon, he will become irrevocably British and Scottish independence will therefore be impossible. "There's just no way England...

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apepper 25.06.12 11:24pm
apepper
BBC finally gives Matt Baker his own Channel.

BBC executives have at last decided to give regional favourite and all round chipper chappy, Matt Baker, his own TV channel. Since the former Blue Peter presenter has been on every BBC TV show since...

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wallster 25.06.12 10:42pm
dvo4fun
Under 25's to get pocket money 'if they have a tidy bedroom' says David Cameron 0
Mandy Lifeboat 25.06.12 8:07pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Argentina suggest resolving Falklands dispute by penalty shoot out

David Cameron quickly rejected proposals from Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner that the thirty year old conflict be settled using a sudden death penalty solution. "The last...

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gregle 25.06.12 7:58pm
FlashArry
Science News - Venus transits Wimbledon. 0
Maverick 25.06.12 7:57pm
Maverick
Business News - BT announces bulk deal with Autistic Society. More soon. 0
Maverick 25.06.12 7:52pm
Maverick
David Cameron to Stop Subsidised Swimming for Diving Doleys

In the most far reaching welfare reforms since 1945, David Cameron has pledged to eradicate half price swimming sessions for the unemployed by 2015. "It's costing the tax payer literally billions"...

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The Masked Frog 25.06.12 5:46pm
The Masked Frog
PM plans to eliminate poverty by killing off poor people

More to follow...

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apepper 25.06.12 4:45pm
apepper
Independent Scotland's money to be called the Currency Unit or CU. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.06.12 4:35pm
dominic_mcg
English urge Scottish ‘Better Together’ campaigners to ‘shut the fuck up’

Voters in England are urging politicians from all three major parties to just let Scotland vote for independence, and be done with it. Terry Smith, a spokesman for the no-pressure group ‘Haven’t...

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Runestone Cowboy 25.06.12 4:11pm
JohnA
"Chuggers" to switch to "choplifting"

After mounting concern over the tactics of their High Street charity collectors, TAG Campaign has responded by promising their operations will now be much more discreet. “Collectors will now...

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Yikes 25.06.12 4:08pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Unspotted clause in contract forces phone giant to rebrand as “Yodafone"

Mobile phone supplier Vodafone has lost a legal dispute over a clause in an advertising deal with Lucasfilm which will oblige the communications giant to rename itself "Yodafone". The dispute has...

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grumblechops 25.06.12 3:18pm
grumblechops
Scotland IP to vote on withdrawing from UKIP 0
bonjonelson 25.06.12 2:48pm
bonjonelson
RBS software upgrade downgraded to substandard and poor. 0
weematt 25.06.12 1:54pm
weematt
Random drug cheats to be introduced for London 2012 Olympics

In a bid to raise the excitement during the Olympic games, the IOC have announced they will be fielding athletes pumped full of performance enhancing drugs, into some of the games Blue ribbon events....

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Iamthestig 25.06.12 1:30pm
Iamthestig
Egyptian President assures Christians and women they will be persecuted fairly. 5
Al OPecia 25.06.12 1:28pm
cinquecento
Police investigate mystery disappearance of England flags from millions of cars

Police up and down the UK are investigating the mass disappearance of England flags that where once attached to cars. The mysterious multi-theft happened at about 22:25 on Sunday evening. A...

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Perks 25.06.12 12:05pm
Cymraeg
England Regains Form after Jittery Start

There must have been a lot of butterflies in English stomachs last night before the kick-off against Italy, as disgruntled fans whose expectations had been dashed by seeing their team get through the...

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Cymraeg 25.06.12 11:58am
dvo4fun
British women's waists too big say short-armed men 0
roybland 25.06.12 11:15am
roybland
Keith Chegwin Emerges From Hiding And Vows To Get Even With Edmonds

Madcap 70s TV star Keith Chegwin has emerged from a two day self-imposed bout of hiding and in a sensational rant blamed it all on his erstwhile pal, Noel Edmonds and his obsession on playing...

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Duff 25.06.12 10:11am
Duff
Cameron Says Jimmy Carr Made A ‘Fair Call’

Jimmy Carr called the PM a f****ing c**t and the Prime Minister surprisingly appears to agree., In an unprecedented turn of honesty David Cameron took time out from extremely vitally important talks...

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daneade 25.06.12 9:56am
daneade
"But athletics hasn't been popular since Linford Christie!", England realises.

Track and field sports are about as nationally relevant as the original Karate Kid film, England suddenly realised yesterday. As another GBP1,000,000 was transferred to the bank account of the...

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barrowboy 25.06.12 9:55am
barrowboy
Cameron admits Lonesome George has been sluggish and slow paced for last 2 years 0
charlies_hat 25.06.12 9:44am
charlies_hat
Shock as mediocre team that can't take penalties loses on penalties 0
Oxbridge 25.06.12 9:43am
Oxbridge
England do well against Italy until forced to kick the ball forwards 0
Midfield Diamond 25.06.12 9:19am
Midfield Diamond