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Incomes to fall to 2005 levels. Falling 1 level would be bad enough but 2005 ! 1
Basil_B 3 years
"BAZUKA THAT VERRUCA BEFORE YOU IMPINGE ON HER MINGE" 1
Pinhead 3 years

Ad man sacked...

David Laws put on 'uphill gardening leave' over expenses irregularities. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Incomes May Fall to 1805 levels 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Households in the UK may be facing the biggest drop in income for 200 years, a leading economic think tank has warned. Govt said 'We are all in it together unless you're not'...

Alistair Campbell 'misrepresentation' technique a failure, reports local man. 4
be reasonable 3 years

Mr. Bob Smith, of Peterborough, today admitted that the method of smattering an account with half-truths, dissembling and lies that worked so well for Alistair Campbell at the Chilcott enquiry...

ITV launches new legal reality show "I'm a Celebrity, Get me a Super Injunction" 0
ronseal 3 years

. Story themes, New Gigs for shameless celebrities, Dildo, er...

Apple takes out super-injunction to help promote latest gadget 2
3 years

In a radical marketing move, Apple have taken out a super-injunction to prevent any details of their latest gadget from being discussed. "There is no better way of increasing the curiosity of our...

Angry drunken red headed female restrained from climbing Buck House gates 2
Basil_B 3 years

Metropolitan police reported an unusual incident tonight outside Buckingham Palace where officers were called out to deal with a disturbance caused by an intoxicated female described as a flame...

Lady Gaga shocker: exclusive photo reveals demonic origins 2
ResidentAlien 3 years

A paparazzi photograph released to the media yesterday shows an unsuspecting Lady Gaga summoning an audience of lesser demons in preparation for her next gig. Her horns are clearly visible in this...

Tiger Woods: most men satisfied with just one hole 0
Laughingstock 3 years

he said after bowing after just 9 holes...

Leading scientists travel to conference on giant metal-winged bird 0
antharrison 3 years
Tiger Woods a reformed character: has refused last 9 holes 0
3 years
Voting reform shocker: beggars to choose 1
ResidentAlien 3 years
Princess Kate accused of copying a Belgian... 0
be reasonable 3 years

by capitulating to a German, presumably...

Spanish earthquake rescuers find Manuel and unharmed under rubble 6
Qoxiivi 3 years

Hmm, not sure if it's too subtle or just doesn't work, but, you know, fuck it...

45 Prescott phone messages hacked - no-one any the wiser 0
3 years
Videos reveal vain, reclusive leader - inside Gordon Brown's Lair 13
3 years

Exclusive videos offered a revealing insight into the life of one the world's most secretive leaders today. Wrapped in a tartan travel rug, flicking through old video images of himself, Gordon Brown...

Surviving Beatles claim copyright as Lennon hit by fan and sent bullets. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Scottish worried about recent rise in sectarian violence against Gingers. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXPptH6bFr_lL95gBC8zUpZvIezgXDeg8LqF2ufe0zzc69QBmy More soon...

Mourinho accuses Lorca residents of diving 0
Screenie 3 years
'We're not prepared to be paid peanuts anymore' as Union of Monkeys call strike 0
Basil_B 3 years
CEO of Christianity to sue Virgin for intellectual property theft 2
Mr Payne 3 years

Depending on the outcome of this landmark test case, lawsuits could follow against Apple, Shell, Orange and Compare the Meerkat.com among others...

Tiger Woods' clubs to be used for dowsing 0
Screenie 3 years
Suspect package found at Celtic not boxing glove on spring as previously feared 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Drama as amateur rocket enthusiast is accidently launched into space 0
Basil_B 3 years

An East Anglian space rocket enthusiast is currently orbiting the planet earth after accidently getting caught up in a securing rope still tied to the rocket as it was prematurely launched this...

ITV accused of Taggart ‘Murrrrrderrrr’ 0
jp1885 3 years
George Michael announces comeback arrest 12
jp1885 3 years

Singer George Michael is once again hitting the entertainment headlines after announcing that he will be embarking on a brand new string of arrests later this year; in a 47-incident tour of Europe...

Olympic authority clarifies that paralympic ticket is just 1 ticket.. not a pair 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Fraud squad closes Maryhill CID after dead detective draws wage for 17 years. 0
wallster 3 years

There's bin a mrrrrdrrrr...

Taggart "murdhard" by ITV 0
simonjmr 3 years