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Online map creates new crime hotspots... 0
Doylem 3 years

The Home Office’s new online maps can pinpoint the streets where the incidence of crime is particularly high. Another feature of the interactive map, not widely publicised as yet, is being able to...

Jordan has one boob replaced 0
Erlang 3 years

King Abdullah hopes this pacifies street protest...

China TV shows Footage of new Time Machine 1
AndyOverhead 3 years

Chinese Television has broadcast footage of what it claims is the scientific breakthrough of the century, clearly demonstrating the superiority of Chinese technology. Footage of the successful...

A study says Labradors can sniff out cancer making it easier to get a Lab Report 2
Ian Searle 3 years

But a Cat Scan will still be extra...

Mis-selling of Andy Carroll referred to Trading Standards... 0
Doylem 3 years

Kenny Dalglish and the Liverpool board are hoping to take advantage of the statutory seven-day ‘cooling-off period’, following their rushed, last-minute purchase of Andy Carroll from Newcastle....

Oz stunned as Emerald City Council stops funding Lollypop League to save money 5
Ian Searle 3 years
Mubarak auctions Egyptian cabinet 0
simonjmr 3 years
Mubarak promises to change his ways after seeking therapy from Dr. Phil 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New Police.UK crime website reporting theft of £35million in the Liverpool area 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Boots DNA kit, budget version, just asks “where was Russell Brand that night?” 0
Doylem 3 years
Shop Worker Unfazed By Man's Condom Demands 5
jampot 3 years

A shop worker was left unshaken yesterday after a man repeatedly asked her for condoms. Sheila Abbas, 24, was working on the check-out at Tesco Express in Dunkirk Road, Chiswick, when a man entered...

Abramovich says "I wanted restaurants" after paying £50m "For Nando's". 0
seymour totti 3 years
Egyptian "Big Society" experiment "not a great success", claims Mubarak. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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“Presenters just cunt stop saying ‘cunt’”, says presenter. “Bugger”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Latest budget news shows coming of age cut to 13 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In an attempt to stimulate the economy, the coming of age will be reduced from 18 to 13. Also following complaints from pubs that too many of them are shutting down, those reaching 13 will be allowed...

Steve Davis wins right to anonymity over sex life claims 8
thisisall1word 3 years

A well-known sportsman, who obtained an injunction preventing the media publishing details of his private life, has won a court appeal against a ruling which would have revealed his identity. Judge...

iPads now featuring Etch-a-Sketch chip. “FFS, don’t shake it”, warns Jobs... 0
Doylem 3 years
Dr.s may soon mend broken hearts with pills, choclates and flowers will help too 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Simon Cowell to launch "Britains got Crime" 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

In line with his quest for world domination, Simon Cowell is launching a new ITV show to rival BBC's Crimewatch., "In much the same way that 'X-Factor' was in no way similar to 'Pop Idol', this new...

Police launch website that shows your local doughnut shops. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More doughnuts later...

World's oldest Mayfly dies aged 110 hours 0
simonjmr 3 years
Chinese State TV release video of successful Chinese Moon Landing 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Funny headline, related to a topical news item. 8
bonjonelson 3 years

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NewsBiscuit can reveal that JIH bonked XX and maybe ZZ, but not AA, BB, CC or DD 4
Ostsee 3 years
Boots DNA test proves Jeremy Kyle is a bastard.... 1
charlies_hat 3 years

moron soon...

Ed reveals that actually David was the "crazy, wacky one" in the Miliband family 1
MC One R 3 years
Spanish property still grossly over-valued says Alan Hansen 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dogs can sniff bowel cancer but tasting testicular cancer still being worked on 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New crime map also doubles as constituency finder 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Local Gangs Compete to get their Street to No1 on Crime Map 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In what some are seeing as an unintended consequence local youths are competing with each other to see if they can get their street to the top of the newly launched crime map. "Its all about being...