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Gabor leg 'relieved' to have lost 140lbs of excess flab 0
pinxit 3 years

more more soon...

Government 'disappointed' at eclipse's failure to cover up VAT rise 0
immac 3 years
Coalition’s axe falls on chicken 1
Fred 3 years

Communities will be devastated as thousands of fried chicken outlets across Britain are axed in the latest wave of government cuts, campaigners have warned., David Cameron is to shut Dixie,...

Don’t Look Directly At The Sun Or You’ll Become a Wanker 0
De-scribe 3 years

say astronomers...

Study finds browsing web via mobile phone more painful than dial up internet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Oprah and Bono in legal battle over who can claim to have infinite wisdom 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Drunken sailors run out of money and start spending like Chancellors of... 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

the Exchequer...

China buys 42% stake in Oprah 1
Dumbnews 3 years

Dr. Phil still highly speculative...

Eton Millionaire Ministers Say VAT 'not a problem' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We're not eaton much', say poor...

Ronaldinho for Blackburn Rovers?... 0
Doylem 3 years

Blackburn Rovers, a Premier League football club, apparently, is hoping to bring Ronaldinho to Ewood Park. Venky’s, the Indian-based company which bought the club last year, is in talks with the...

TV’s Location Location Location in bid to feature softcore erections 2
Gary Stanton 3 years

Cult TV show Location Location Location is to break new ground in property-based broadcasting by featuring a minimum of three fully fledged hard-ons and a semi in each episode . Producers and...

Geoffrey Boycott “living in a world of his own”... 1
Doylem 3 years

“Geoffrey Boycott lives in a world of his own”, says King Geoffrey I, “and a very fine place it is too: a pre-Copernican universe where the planets revolve not around the sun but around...

Brits should outsource more MPs and Judges to India to save millions 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

the market is always right...

Hunter F. Thompson challenges Newsbiscuit writers to guess his middle name. 18
Trickster 3 years
TV execs sign Zsa Zsa Gabor & Heather Mills for televised arse kicking contest. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Tony Blair agrees there really are too many post-mortems 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government tackles inflation by raising prices 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later, definately...

Isle of Wight stunned by death of Grace Archer... 2
Doylem 3 years
Irish water blamed for leaking pipes causing flooding 0
4ty2 3 years

of queensland after drilling too deep...

Coalition gets credit for thaw... 0
Doylem 3 years

George Foster, part-time weather bore and full-time barber, wants to give credit where it’s due. “Since we blamed the coalition for the almost unpreceded amount of snow that fell over the past...

Posthumous Postlethwaite movie rush-released 0
immac 3 years

In a touching commercial tribute to the much-loved actor Pete Postlethwaite, who died yesterday, the release of his final movie has been brought forward to now. A follow up to [i]Brassed Off[/i], his...

Listeners “shocked” by Archers death: “We had no idea it was still on”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Palindromists rejoice as ABBA reform, ‘SOS’ re-released... 1
Doylem 3 years
Borsetshire in mourning as fictional county faces up to imaginary death... 0
Doylem 3 years
Environment-conscious Dating Site for men launches 'Bag for Life' scheme 0
pinxit 3 years

Worth expanding?...

Beckham to go on loan to Spurs 1
Trickster 3 years

until Spurs can afford to buy a player...

Rooney targets 20 goals and ‘comprehensible speech’ in 2011... 0
Doylem 3 years
Facebook and You Tube confident they can cope with UK’s return to work 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alex Ferguson to buy Chelsea. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Failed mission to unseat Ivory Coast president expecting better luck at West Ham 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years