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Adult Channel to Introduce new 'Breast Screening Program' 1
kjo36 14.09.12 8:32am
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Palace to urgently publish topless Pippa photos 1
simonjmr 14.09.12 8:29am
charlies_hat
Duke of Edinburgh takes Private Day-Trip to France

It will assist in his recuperation, said a spokesman...

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De-scribe 14.09.12 8:21am
De-scribe
'Wind of Change' still held up at Ugandan border control

Ugandan authorities have warned theatre producer David Cecil he could face up to two years being boiled alive in a cast iron missionary-pot if found guilty of staging a play about homosexuals., The...

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Gerontius 14.09.12 7:55am
Gerontius
With only 466 shopping days left Harrods launch christmas 2013 range 0
button 14.09.12 7:35am
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New Glade 'Horror niff' plugins guarantee to deter unwanted visitors

Glade, the company normally associated with plug-in air freshners which hide the smell of a farting dog, has announced a new range of plug-ins which have been proven to deter unwanted visitors from...

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antharrison 14.09.12 7:30am
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Spielberg asks Police to star-in ultimate Sci fi epic 'Back to the Future 4'

Despite the controversy of the Hillsborough report causing a public rebellion against the integrity of the Police and other emergency services, film director Steven Spielberg has asked the force to...

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antharrison 14.09.12 12:02am
antharrison
'Transparent kilt may be the way forward' admits naked rambler 1
FlashArry 13.09.12 11:45pm
Ironduke
Police coroner in Richard III bones case claims ‘victim was drunk’

A police coroner investigating bones believed to belong to King Richard III has insisted they show ‘clear evidence’ he was intoxicated by alcohol. The corpse, found in a car park in a busy town...

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13.09.12 10:09pm
Quaz
South Yorks. Police: “Hillsborough statements was most just amended for grammer”

South Yorkshire Police Service's Director of Corporate Mendacity has responded to suggestions, made by David Cameron in the House of Commons yesterday, that the Police had over decades sought to...

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dvo4fun 13.09.12 9:47pm
Ironduke
Clegg would consider anything... 0
Queen of Tarts 13.09.12 9:33pm
Queen of Tarts
anglo-irish governments apologise for Hillsborough 1
arthurminnit 13.09.12 8:50pm
arthurminnit
Kelvin MacKenzie fury "Sun bought Hillsborough story from Police in good faith" 11
dvo4fun 13.09.12 8:18pm
arthurminnit
Naked rambler in police cover-up claim. More soon.

[Surely there's a gag about a big helmet hidden in here]...

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malgor 13.09.12 8:05pm
Anti-Islam film is work of 56 year old L.A. man with religious grudge.

The film causing outrage in the Islamic world has been traced back to an actor/director from LA with a history of inciting religious hatred. His previous works while being widely praised by members...

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MADJEZ 13.09.12 7:37pm
MADJEZ
Archbishop Williams launches scathing attack on 1987 Ferguson video recorder

The rarely outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has launched a scathing attack on his ageing VCR. First rented from Rumbelows in the Summer of 1987, Williams claimed the device has...

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13.09.12 6:58pm
The All New Jeni B
Car park hunchback remains actually hatchback remains admit archeologists 1
Smart Alex 13.09.12 6:31pm
writinginbsl
Brazilian judge agrees to settle case on basis of a dance competition 0
Dumbnews 13.09.12 5:53pm
Dumbnews
Samsung launch the new Galaxy 'NottheiPhone5'

Following Apple's high profile launch of the iPhone 5, it's latest smartphone, Samsung has launched it's latest product aimed at competing with their fierce rival. The Samsung Galaxy 'NottheiPhone5'...

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Perks 13.09.12 5:48pm
Perks
Half-time pie manufacturers apologise for their part in Hillsborough disaster.

More apologies soon...

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MADJEZ 13.09.12 5:19pm
MADJEZ
Westward Ho! residents distance themselves from DJ's girlfriend 0
nickb 13.09.12 5:14pm
nickb
English hopes for 2034 World Cup rise following the birth of the new Ronaldo

The date September 12th 2012 will be marked in every football fans diary throughout the land. For decades we have looked on with envy as countries like Spain, Portugal and Brazil churn out...

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Hooch 13.09.12 4:22pm
Hooch
Internet Raises Grave Concern For America's Sanity 0
Martin Shuttlecock 13.09.12 4:15pm
Martin Shuttlecock
'I love prison more than naked rambling', admits Naked Rambler

And the best is naked rambling in the prison yard!, more soon...

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custard cream 13.09.12 3:50pm
custard cream
New Flavoured Cat Food Is A Hit!

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now...

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HIGNFY 13.09.12 3:44pm
HIGNFY
Richard III : Archeologists find more skeletons in Sheffield Police Station 0
13.09.12 2:50pm
Highest ever energy prices due to success of conservation measures

Ofgem, the Government regulator for Electricity and Gas, has admitted that the latest round of energy price hikes is due to consumers becoming more efficient. Conservation initiatives such as low...

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Midfield Diamond 13.09.12 2:46pm
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Queen requests state burial in Waitrose car park

In a surprise announcement by Buckingham Palace, the Queen has asked to be interred in a new royal crypt built beneath the Crowthorne branch of upmarket food store Waitrose, ten miles from Windsor....

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DustyBinLaden 13.09.12 12:50pm
Midfield Diamond
Inventor of the book admits it was an early prototype of the Kindle 0
custard cream 13.09.12 12:13pm
custard cream
Introduction of Pay as you go toilets, leads to increase in public defouling 0
simonjmr 13.09.12 9:53am
simonjmr