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BBC Director General admits that Top Gear's bus lane protest went too far... 1
Sharpehunter 3 years

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200910/r455241_2224223.jpg Clarkson totally unrepentant and say's "fuck the fucking buses and the bus the lanes on the M4 the Bustards" before being dragged away kicking...
Reuters Pakistan - drone brought down by 156 illegal immigrants trying to escape 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

. bad taste I know but there is something in it!...
‘Obesity’ to be replaced with ‘fan of lard’ 0
fernandomando 3 years

The government today announced that the focus in recent years on the word ‘obesity’ was an unwarranted indulgence and that people should not be consumed with political correctness, but be...
Daily Sport reporters scoop another "Girl bends over in mini-skirt" exclusive 1
Rorschach 3 years

er. or so I'm told...
"Pah! Jesus has risen, which is more than his bread ever did" says Mr Warburton! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years
India sneers at UK Partnership and says stick your aid up your arse. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

In response to David Cameron's arse licking to encourage an economic partnership with India, Manmohan Singh, The Indian Premier has openly stated that they have no desire to enter into any kind of...
ASBO's to be literally replaced by ASOLE's as Governement seek change. 2
Basil_B 3 years
Man wins defamation case after accusation that he shopped at Lidl. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Broadband service providers unveil range of exciting new products 4
paulvw 3 years

It can be revealed that a group of Broadband service providers have been working in secret on a range of exciting new products. The first to be unveiled next month is the 'pantsonfire' car. Its top...
GPs should sing 'who ate all the pies' at obese people, says minister 1
Zadok the second 3 years
One legged, blind or deaf hermaphrodites of mixed race sought by Met Police. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

The Metropolitan Police have today launched a campaign to recruit One legged, blind or deaf, mixed race hermaphrodites in a response to the Austerity cutbacks. Chief Constable WPCPC Peter (Petra on...
US Woman held over "Russian Arms" and "Frog's legs" 0
ironbridgeboy 3 years

And other parts of the anatomy that don't belong to her...
Judge rules Bonfire Night is illegal under the 2006 Terrorism Act 0
newbietryer 3 years

“Glorifying terrorism is not allowed” – many arrests expected on the 5th of November...
Charades game goes exceptionally well at Society for the Deaf picnic 1
Tristan Shout 3 years
5 year old boy awarded damages after being falsely accused of shopping in Lidl 0
JayGee 3 years

A different take on this *real* news item http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10785859...
Fancy dress parties 'discriminating against the unimaginative' 5
jp1885 3 years

The hosts of themed fancy dress parties could be unwittingly discriminating against less creative and imaginative people, who are statistically less likely to turn up wearing a decent costume, a...
Speed cameras to be replaced by reconstructions of road traffic accidents 1
Ludicity 3 years

‘Everybody knows that drivers slow down to look at car crashes,’ said Transport Secretary Philip Hammond, ‘which is why we plan to replace every speed camera in Britain with an authentic...
Government plans to replace GPs with a witch in every village. More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Call pigs 'lardy-arsed salad dodgers'" says Agriculture Minister. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Theatres to be equipped with remote controls 1
Zadok the second 3 years

In an effort to fight back against the competing demands on our leisure time, AWET, the Association of West End Theatres has announced the introduction of remote controls for audience members....
24 Hour drinking culture "runaway success - everyone is permanently pissed". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Outrage as dog joins humans in feasting on body of Christ 2
Rorschach 3 years
Ministerial car fleet axed in favour of Tandem Bicycles 0
newbietryer 3 years
Unsurprised lottery winner claims he's won loads of stuff in the past 0
BLTS 3 years
Kareoke Fugees election will determine next leader of Haiti 0
jayjay22 3 years

Wycliff Jean of the Fugees is to stand for president of his native Haiti for one time,one time,one time only., Kareoke Wycliff Jean elections will take place shortly and if he convinces voters that...
Pregnant Women Are Getting Fatter 0
Mark66 3 years

says survey from the University of the Bleeding Obvious...
PM agrees to say ta ta to Jaguar, Corus and Tetly Tea 0
Erlang 3 years

and hello to "partner of choice"...
Sam Laidlaw British Gas chairman says profits were actually 100% up 0
arrghgarry 3 years

however we made it 98% so as it would not look like we were taking the piss...
Leaked document shows British Gas has customer interests at heart 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/98pc.jpg?t=1280308972 Not!...
Newsbiscuit contributor Genghis Cohen get 5 stars for Talking bull 0
arrghgarry 3 years