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After Britain slips to 13th place in the world happiness league 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Yorkshire and Scotland which houses the islands most miserable bastards are not quite sure if they are happy are not as quite as miserable at the NEWS ,Their spokesman Frankie Boyle was quoted as...

Wayne Rooneys, wife Coleen and her lawyers welcome Wayne`s new improved 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Paul Bin Laden to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? 6
dogwheels 3 years

Celebrity charity worker Paul Bin Laden is to appear on BBC show Who Do You Think You Are? in an attempt to discover who his family are. Bin Laden has no knowledge of who the Bin Ladens are after he...

ITV broadcast new contemporary drama "Downturn Abbey". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dragon Caan Backs Maternity Ward Looking For Investment From The Den 0
IABP 3 years

A maternity ward looking for financial backing from the Dragon's Den has come away with the £120k it needed to push the business forward. One of the dragons, James Caan, has decided to invest the...

Eric Pickles to host 2018 World Cup 0
De-scribe 3 years
Pukka Polo Wallahs in Chopper Cropper: 0
arflaethel 3 years

Flutter to end of Chukka...

Lenny Henry and Comedy to Separate After 25 years 0
IABP 3 years
Waybe Rooney checks with Alex fergie fwerguson that he will get all his pay 0
arrghgarry 3 years

on his five day trip to Dubai ,plus scoring bonuses should he bump into any prossie friends...

Damaged Weston-super-Mare peer ‘a restoration challenge too far’ admits council 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal Navy disputes Skye is one of Europe’s top spots for a break 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal Mail managers’ strike vote delayed by team and morale-building weekend 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lord Ashcroft dashes back to hurricane-devastated Belize 'to clean up' 0
pinxit 3 years
More Dead Sea scrolls interpreted as Sports Supplement 0
Sinnick 3 years

[with a nod to Rowly] Weight lifting. Drag your own 1-tonne artefact up a hill. Must be hand-made wooden construction constructed by renowned carpenter Nazren. Winner to meet the maker. 10,000...

ConDem Government to launch coin operated Universities. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Norman Wisdom's estate to release "Don't laugh at me, because it..... 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

breaks the provisions of the Diversity Act"...

Evil tree dies, found to have money infestation in roots. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Wife loses husband in shopping center 1
dogwheels 3 years

An Edinburgh woman has spoken of her grief at losing her husband in the local shopping center. Claire Blair said she has now given up all hope of finding her husband, Gary, in the Greater Lothian...

Keith Richards declined invitation to appear on HD TV 2
roybland 3 years
Led Zeppelin releases anti-climactic hit, "Stairway to Hell" 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Copper named "National Metal of Scotland" 4
Mr.3374 3 years
Bob Crow's side-business goes down the tube 0
JD 3 years

The leader of the RMT, Bob Crow, expressed disappointment today after his side-business in manufacturing an energy drink went into administration, forcing the somewhat intrusively-sized cans to be...

Batman found guilty of animal abuse after giving Robin a red breast 0
dogwheels 3 years

More from Gotham soon...

Browne's capping recommendation rejected... 0
moonbeam 3 years

by Clegg any successful capping should have been done months (even years) ago, in the Gulf of Mexico...

Ireland to re-join UK in bid to beat economic downturn 0
dogwheels 3 years

Irish voters have overwhelmingly voted to re-join the United Kingdom in a desperate bid to turn their country's economic fortunes around. The Irish Republic will now have its toxic debt shared with...

The recession replaces War on Terror as UK's official scapegoat 0
dogwheels 3 years

In a move that is sure to anger terrorist and economists alike, the recession has officially replaced the War on Terror as the government's designated scapegoat. The switch means that the government...

Diminutive Japanese woman seen at Lennon plaque ceremony 0
roybland 3 years
Bus services 'overwhelmed' by unemployed seeking work 0
roybland 3 years
Michele Obamas powerful words have moved financial markets this week 0
arrghgarry 3 years

by telling reporters that her husband is thinking of invading China ...

"I see dead people", Mortician Claims 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[More soon, you have been warned]...