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| Cunt publishes nude Kate Middleton portfolio Cunt Magazine will tomorrow publish a 24 page colour centre-spread of nude Kate Middleton photographs. Editor in chief, Max Penis, issued a simultaneous statement, declaring that Cunt's huge... |
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16.09.12 9:15pm Drylaw |
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| Kate and Wills ‘to make porn video’ In line with celebrities of a similar standing who are just known for being celebrity media whores, such as Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Tulisa, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are all set to... |
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Reg Herring | 16.09.12 7:29pm Reg Herring |
| Eclipsed by Kate story, Camilla reveals she likes to keep a tidy garden. | 5 | |
DustyBinLaden | 16.09.12 7:19pm button |
| EDL and Militant Islam to play football match for rights to former Scout hut The English Defence League’s Stephen Lennon and Militant Islam’s Abu Qatada have agreed to lead their teams onto the pitch in their first ever football match. To the winner, exclusive use of a... |
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DustyBinLaden | 16.09.12 7:17pm DustyBinLaden |
| Theyll be free cakes for all those who turn up tommorow,and a mixture of healthy herbal teas.Dont forget between 1 and 2 outside St Pauls,get there earlyer if possible to make sure you get your free cake... |
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psychedelic drip | 16.09.12 6:54pm rikkor |
| Hatton takes Dad's belt | 3 | |
charlies_hat | 16.09.12 6:34pm button |
| Battle of Britain Memorial Flight Lancaster splatted in 'Paintball accident' The RAF’s only airworthy Lancaster bomber was effectively ‘shot down’ yesterday, in a prank played by the pilot of a German Messerschmitt 109 fighter aircraft. Both aircraft had been performing... |
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dvo4fun | 16.09.12 3:35pm dvo4fun |
| Explorers discover lost tribe of healthy looking vegetarians. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 16.09.12 1:57pm dominic_mcg |
| Muslim riots quelled with airplane drops of topless Kate pics Fears that violent anti-Western protests would escalate have receded after the US air force successfully dropped millions of topless Kate Middleton pictures throughout the Muslim world. “God is... |
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Yikes | 16.09.12 12:11pm Yikes |
| Government in talks with developers for paradise urban regeneration scheme Controversial plans to include car park, pink hotel, boutique, swinging hot spot and tree museum... |
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Quercus Bundle | 16.09.12 11:26am JohnA |
| Life in La La Land 'actually quite hard' say researchers Contrary to popular belief, living in La La Land isn't as utopian as it's cracked up to be, according to Oxford University's Professor of Anthropology Tom More. Earlier this month, Communities... |
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roybland | 16.09.12 9:22am apepper |
| Dyslexic Weekly to print secret photos of Kate's ears. More soon. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 15.09.12 10:55pm charlies_hat |
| Despite Critical Praise & Oscars Kathy Bates Still Has Her Knockers http://www.examiner.com/article/kathy-bates-is-recovering-after-double-mastectomy http://www.zimbio.com/Good+Actors+on+Bad+TV+Shows/articles/nWd5UE-_GW2/Kathy+Bates... |
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HIGNFY | 15.09.12 10:42pm rikkor |
| Muslims call for beheading of French editor. "Ï can"t believe it", she says, "I only did it because I respect the profit!"... |
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Maverick | 15.09.12 10:26pm Maverick |
| 1 in 10 people afraid of becoming statistic more to follow... |
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apepper | 15.09.12 10:16pm Sir Lupus |
| 'Defining Britishness' is a 'quintessentially British' activity vote Britons According to recent survey across Britain... |
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quango | 15.09.12 8:55pm ramblesid |
| Top Tory MPs win school sports day races for 10th successive year Although MPs David Cameron and George Osborne like to 'Stay in shape' they have all expressed their delight at winning the parent's races at the exclusive private schools attended by their children.... |
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antharrison | 15.09.12 7:28pm antharrison |
| Eric Pickles always eats five a day: Holland's pies 'Delighted' | 0 | |
antharrison | 15.09.12 7:00pm antharrison |
| "We were only trying to get naked pictures of Harry", claim Taliban | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 15.09.12 3:44pm Ian Searle |
| Burglars call for cuts in Uni tuition fees as student numbers fall Disgruntled housebreakers are the latest group to join calls for the government to lower University tuition fees, after it emerged that student numbers are down and many of Britain's leading... |
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Sir Lupus | 15.09.12 3:11pm Sir Lupus |
| Taleban fighters retreat in horror after glimpsing Harry’s ginger pubes Prince Harry is the toast of the Coalition forces after almost single-handedly repelling Taleban fighters in Afghanistan. Apparently the Talaban had already breached the outer perimeter fence and... |
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Yikes | 15.09.12 2:07pm HIGNFY |
| Public outraged at Royal coverage A sensational new survey out today reveals 87% of people around the World are fed up with the obscene amount of press coverage the British Royal family receives. “It makes you wonder if there... |
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Reg Herring | 15.09.12 12:28pm Reg Herring |
| Bloke with greying hair strings himself up with tie given to him by daughter. | 8 | |
ramblesid | 15.09.12 11:57am ramblesid |
| Man's work is massively improved by involvement of Todd from Marketing | 1 | |
ronseal | 15.09.12 11:52am JohnA |
| Cameron to Legalise Slavery Prime Minister David Cameron has announced plans to leagalise slavery and remove all rights from employees. Speaking on The World at One, the Prime Minister said “In the current financial climate,... |
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Quaz | 15.09.12 11:35am JohnA |
| Palace Claims 'Small Boobs' Triumph After Kate Middleton Fashion Coup Buckingham Palace claimed today that the age of huge bosoms is finished, after the Duchess of Cambridge stormed the world of fashion with a sensational 'New Look'. Miss Middleton, who proudly got... |
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15.09.12 10:53am Yikes |
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| Land-owners demand cull to halt spread of ramblers Britain’s farmers are facing an ‘unending tide’ of ramblers, hell-bent on cluttering up the countryside. That’s why many land-owners are calling on the government to sanction a cull, or at... |
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15.09.12 10:46am Lucy4 |
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| Ricky Hatton's dad to take on both Klitschko brothers. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 15.09.12 10:14am dominic_mcg |
| There was mass disbelief at the old Baily today after God was found guilty of child neglect and telling fibs.After a 6 months trial you could have heard a pin drop,several pins infact in a pact number one court this morning as renowned QC for the... |
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Nag Hammadi | 15.09.12 9:47am Nag Hammadi |
| Disgruntled disabled underdeveloped,uneducated, underachiever Mr We Willy Harris,sues Newsbiscuit founder and hedonistic billionairre playboy John O Barrel,over claims he was wrongly discriminated against and... |
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We Willy Harris | 15.09.12 9:15am Nag Hammadi |
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