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| I of W sends state of the art flood defence aid in form of sponges to mainland Extra absorbent paper towels on standby if required... |
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irreverendJ | 04.01.14 10:04pm irreverendJ |
| Wimbledon Common confirms Great Uncle Bulgaria now able to claim UK benefits. | 1 | |
bonjonelson | 04.01.14 9:00pm godly1966 |
| Morrissey accidentally eats half a chicken sandwich in Nandos. I wish, with every fibre of my being, that this would come true... |
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bonjonelson | 04.01.14 7:19pm bonjonelson |
| Everlys get well soon aid for Schu In the heartwarming human interest story of the year so far, it has emerged that just before Phil Everly sadly died yesterday due to smoking too many fags, the Everly Brothers had recorded a special... |
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Damien_H | 04.01.14 6:25pm Damien_H |
| Public hope Jim Davidson does 'Chalky' routine for Evander Holyfield In a show normally reserved for thick people and people wanting to feel superior to thick people, the Nation is currently hoping Celebrity Big Brother contestant Jim Davidson will perform his comedy... |
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David K | 04.01.14 6:23pm David K |
| Starship captain suprised by paradise planet without a dark secret Captain Flash Galagin of the space ship Endeavour expressed shock after his ship's visit to the planet Eden Thirty, as he was bewildered to find that everything on the planet was in fact exactly as... |
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Bigglesworth | 04.01.14 6:05pm Bigglesworth |
| Environment Agency: Weather news warning upgraded to 'Tiresome' | 1 | |
jp1885 | 04.01.14 5:49pm godly1966 |
| Looe not flushed More later... |
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virtuallywill | 04.01.14 5:37pm godly1966 |
| 2013 Has Had ‘It’s Ups and It’s Downs’ Shock Report Reveals In perhaps the most unprecedented news story of the year, Jane Andrews from Wigan, 33, has described 2013 has being a year of ‘Ups and Downs’. A statement released by Jane has shocked and... |
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Rowan van den Berg | 04.01.14 5:35pm godly1966 |
| SeaWorld Delighted to Win 'Happiest Whales' Competition for 75th Year Running Family fun giants SeaWorld are 'absolutely amazed' to win the coveted 'Happiest Whales 2013' competition, as voted for by the public. They received staunch competition from such attractions as 'The... |
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Rowan van den Berg | 04.01.14 3:34pm Rowan van den Berg |
| Google launches ‘festive withdrawal’ in London offices Google has launched a new year initiative to ease their London employees back into work after the Christmas break. After an extended period of eating, drinking and arguing, they aim to lure people... |
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Plot126 | 04.01.14 2:01pm Plot126 |
| Bulgarians & Rumanians Flood To Britain To Get Their Cars Washed Cheap By Poles | 1 | |
Titus | 04.01.14 12:41pm godly1966 |
| N Korean efficiency drive sees repeal of 'licked to death by kittens' sentencing | 2 | |
pere floza | 04.01.14 11:52am ゴルゴ１３ |
| Latest smartphone boasts more features you'll never use | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 04.01.14 5:51am Dumbnews |
| Food Standards Agency Warning: Mincement may contain Kim Jong Un's Uncle. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 04.01.14 12:40am Al OPecia |
| Hilarious man makes 'only 50 weeks until Christmas' joke Renowned office funnyman Peter Hamilton has helped chase away the January blues by making his annual 'only 50 weeks until Christmas' joke, reports revealed earlier today. Blessed with a sharp wit... |
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David K | 03.01.14 11:12pm GrumpyCat |
| Aberystwyth declared much nicer after 60 min makeover | 0 | |
irreverendJ | 03.01.14 10:59pm irreverendJ |
| Ice-breaker sent to save ice-breaker sent to rescue ice-breaker sent to ... Many more soon... |
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Sinnick | 03.01.14 10:34pm Sinnick |
| Fatarsed Nazi Griffin declared as "Rump bank" | 0 | |
antharrison | 03.01.14 10:21pm antharrison |
| Cheshire couple celebrate record "Dryuanry" abstinence with a few whiskies Blasting their previous record into insignificance, Cheshire couple Andy and Daphne Harries, announced they had managed to uphold their pledge to not drink any alcohol until their neices's wedding in... |
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antharrison | 03.01.14 10:06pm antharrison |
| Weather presenters ordered to stop humming the theme from Jaws | 2 | |
Squudge | 03.01.14 9:35pm sponge finger |
| Nick Griffin asks "Is it 'cause I is no longer in the blik?" | 0 | |
Squudge | 03.01.14 9:31pm Squudge |
| Bulgaria & Romania Now Fear Flood Of Immigrant Bankrupt Politicians From The UK | 0 | |
Titus | 03.01.14 8:26pm Titus |
| Uni Lads to allow women join 'the banter' by 2018 In a historical break in Uni Lad orthodoxy, women are expected to be allowed join 'the banter' by 2018. The controversial decision, proposed by Uni Lad leader FifaLegend95, said they would review... |
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David K | 03.01.14 6:45pm David K |
| Man who killed his twin was trying to commit suicide, says lawyer. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 03.01.14 6:04pm dominic_mcg |
| Isle of Wight to relax rules on “special” herb teas They have names like ‘Sleepy Time,’ ‘Camomile Calm', and 'Lemon Grass Soother' and yesterday hundreds queued in Shanklin, Ryde and Cowes to buy them legally for the first time. The Isle... |
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nickb | 03.01.14 5:58pm Squudge |
| Cabinet papers reveal Thatcher 'hoarded' biscuits While reports that the then-PM Margaret Thatcher spent the 80s demonizing mineworkers, the real shock has been the leaked accounts of her unsavoury management of cabinet meetings. Not only did she... |
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Wrenfoe | 03.01.14 5:55pm Squudge |
| Singer P J Proby Condemned For "Rubbish" Edition Of BBC Programme Hard-of-hearing grandmother Alison Leadbetter has been outspoken in her criticism of a recent guest edition of BBC Radio Four's [i]Today[/i] programme. "Even I know that he's an aged American... |
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Titus | 03.01.14 5:32pm Titus |
| Home Office introduce £10 charge for committing crimes The Home Office hope to reduce pressure on the legal system by introducing a £10 charge to commit crimes. Officials hope to discourage the "half-hearted criminal"... |
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apepper | 03.01.14 4:31pm apepper |
| "Economies must shrink by 7% per year to sustain progress", says economist | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 03.01.14 3:27pm Dumbnews |
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