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Builders and Taxi Drivers are true Timelords, claim researchers 3
simonjmr 3 years

Researchers have today outlined that surveys prove that builders and taxi drivers have time bending, stopping and stretching abilities akin to those portrayed in the hit BBC show Dr. Who. A senior...

London Man Seen Smiling Shocker 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

Commuters in London's busy King's Cross Station were stunned this morning when a man walked through the station openly smiling., Whilst initially he passed through a large section of the station...

murdoch admits to phone hacking in his media empire but perfectly safe 0
4ty2 3 years

when the health and safety guidelines are followed. It is usually used as a form of stress relief or when presented with the next generation of technology., However he would pledge for his staff to...

Today on Yesterday TV: Fred Dibnah Nazi Collaborator 1
Lucy4 3 years

This episode of the ground breaking series plots Fred’s rise from humble window cleaner to steeplejack and goes on to explain how an unfortunate accident when a train was late leaving a station...

Lip Service budget escapes cuts 0
Des Custard 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne announced today that in the face of cuts to almost every public service, the spending budget for the Lip Service is to increase annually in real terms throughout the current...

Souvenirs from the Museum of American History proudly made in China 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Geoff Stelling to replace Andy Gray and Richard Keyes Geof feels he is in touch 0
melody 3 years

with his feminine side through his better half Stella .Although he has not been a practicing transvestite for many tears he feels he could drag out those clothes from his closet if need be .When he...

Police banned from entering park after 8.00pm doe to safety concerns 2
melody 3 years

however if officers in their free time wish to enter and beat and rape people ,then there is nothing we can do ,apart from sweep it under the carpet ...

'Couple of pints' with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end 9
Golgo13 3 years

Renowned dickhead, Dave Keats (21) was rushed to Manchester Royal Infirmary in critical condition last night after what started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a...

LibDems blissfully unaware of their upcoming scapegoat role, claims PM 2
bonjonelson 3 years

A secret memo leaked from the office of the Prime Minister today seems to indicate that leading figures in the Conservative Party are preparing the LibDems to be scapegoats for any possible failings...

Rats Found In Downing Street 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

A throw-back species with the nomenclature - Scrooge Dave and Double-Dip Osbourne...

Romford man is first to have anus exorcised 8
finneyp 3 years

A Romford man has become the first person to have his rectum exorcised following an outbreak of Ghost Poos. David McManus, 28, of Riverside Close encountered his first Phantom Poop three weeks ago...

Next version of Windows to be rolled out in series of "Security Updates" 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Sky to launch new comedy channel of Jim Davidson's shows. 0
martin2381 3 years
Woodland sell-off: bears may be forced to shit elsewhere... 1
Doylem 3 years
Scottish expats Mexico to get new tartan the Cameron diaz 0
simonjmr 3 years
Gender test proves SA runner Caster Semenya cannot understand offside rule 4
bonjonelson 3 years

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Osborne: Civil servants’ leaving parties are good for the economy. 0
Fred 3 years
Shock YouTube videos expose Les Dawson and Bernard Manning as sexist 0
Fred 3 years
Grauniad reporter beaten in Cairo for crimes against typography 2
simonjmr 3 years
Muppets to remake Simon McCorkindale 80's TV series as MahnaMahnanimal 0
simonjmr 3 years
Oxo makes exceptional first quarter gains on the Stock Market 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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Richard Keys and Andy Gray coming out 0
4ty2 3 years

revealing their secret gay relationship. This now puts sky at risk of being sued for unfair dismissal under the gay equality act...

Inmate says prison saved him from life as a professional footballer 6
OllieP 3 years

Speaking from Wormwood Scrubs today, Dean Mullins revealed that if it wasn't for an aptitude for armed robberies, he may have had to make do with life as a Premiership footballer. After a promising...

33 Minors Emerge From Trapped Cavea De Berlusconi 2
thisisall1word 3 years
Pensioner drove into German church after Sat Nav detected car was due a service. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
"Women not sophisticated enough to understand post-feminist irony" claims Gray 9
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Andy Gray is facing more criticism today for his assertion that women don't have the mental faculties to understand that his remarks were meant in a post-feminist ironic way. "Women just don't have...

Police investigate TV quiz host body theft by asking audience and phoning friend 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Fears as James Bond volcano comes to life and sinister man moves in with his cat 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Grey squirrels in bid to buy English forests 1
Fin Robertson 3 years

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) says it intends to refer a bid by grey squirrels to buy vast tracts of England’s forests to the Competition Commission. But it has...