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French workforce bravely thwart Al-Qaeda threat to country's transport network.. 0
Oh Danny Boy 3 years
Calcutta Black Hole 'preferable option' to Delhi say Athletics Committee 0
pinxit 3 years
Arsene Wenger Helps Police with E-Fit after Witnessing a Crime 0
IABP 3 years

so far Police have drawn a blank...
Righteous Indignation Power Surge Causes Andrew Neil to Self-Combust Live on TV 2
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

Very messy. That other lady on Daily Politics who laughs when he's not funny was covered in bits of forehead...
Grandmother awaiting execution is actually Big Bad Wolf in a nighty. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Campaigners still dispute evidence despite positive identification by granddaughter in red hooded outfit...
Biologists dismayed that DNA sequence is in fact very long countdown conumdrum. 0
Erlang 3 years

Dictionary corner stumped, blind watchmaker blamed...
Archbishop of Canterbury visits Bejing, Welcoming Chior sing "Wok of Ages" 0
Rowly 3 years
A 37 year old female teacher has been accused of having sex with 0
arrghgarry 3 years

two 16 year old boys at a private school in Liverpool .The headmaster who was quite upset said "she should have come to him first "...
IOC reject India's application 0
riesler 3 years

"They've burnt their bridges"...
India on track to win all medals in the upcoming Commonwealth games 0
simonjmr 3 years
New horny Dino found in Utah 0
simonjmr 3 years

Sex addict offspring of Dean Martin found running wild in Utah. More soon...
British athletes anticipate medal haul in re-pointing and steel erecting events 1
jp1885 3 years
Police to target antisocial spiders 0
Des Custard 3 years

A recent spate of incidents involving rogue spiders has led to renewed calls for police to stamp out the problem before it gets out of hand and wash it down the plughole. Camilla Raven, author of a...
Athletes concerned insufficient money taken from poor to fund Commonwealth Games 5
la maga 3 years

Athletes around the world are today concerned that accommodation at the Delhi Commonwealth Games will be below the standards to which they are accustomed. Many athletes have begun to question whether...
Labour gets onto Miliband wagon by electing DavEd as joint Leader. 1
Stan Laurel 3 years

Following a rapid recount, the Miliband brothers, David and Ed were confirmed as the new Labour Party leader yesterday, following a protracted campaign to find a replacement for former leader Gordon...
Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus 3
alexc 3 years

Manchester City have unveiled the latest signing in their seemingly unending spending spree after splashing out £2 million on an unborn fetus., Although the player couldn’t be there personally,...
Florida gays horrified at adoption ban lift 0
Gerontius 3 years

New legislation passed by congress allowing gay men to adopt orphaned children in Florida has spread panic throughout the gay community., After years of uncertainty, news that they can now give some...
Commonwealth Games Anthem revealed. 0
Ostsee 3 years

To be sung by athletes every morning to the tune of 'Mull of Kintyre' while falling down the space where the stairs should be. Oh deary, deary, deary me, I desperately need to have a pee, Ah yes,...
Lesser government advisors 'huffy' after recommendations overlooked 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Following the publication of further recommendations from the government's top drugs advisors, lower ranking advisors are said to be 'in a proper huff' that their own carefully planned advice has...
Old lady who swallowed fly gives 5 stars to the Fat Duck 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Vince Cable's medication to be changed... 0
be reasonable 3 years

his Doctors have been increasingly concerned in recent months, as he has asked Banks to not behave like businesses, global corporations to stop being interested in money and middle-class homeowners...
Chocolate medals wrapped in foil are final nail in coffin for Commonwealth Games 0
JayGee 3 years
Prince Philip not offensive... 0
be reasonable 3 years

There was no shock or feigned outrage today after Prince Philip described the Commonwealth Games venue in Delhi as looking like it was "built by bloody Indians". It is thought to be the first time...
'Chris Moyles has not been funny for six years', rants BBC 0
JayGee 3 years
Police criticised for giving up on anti social behaviour 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Gangs involved in anti social behaviour throughout the UK have complained that police are not taking ASB seriously, there are not enough police on the beat to deal with ASB and ‘cutting their...
Atheletes en-route to India express concerns over Heathrow Travelodge 3
jp1885 3 years
New offshore wind farm blows Margate 7 miles inland 0
jp1885 3 years
US to execute stoned woman. 0
afternoonslow 3 years

A grandmother with an IQ of 72 is to become the first woman to be executed in Virginia in nearly a century after the United States Supreme Court dismissed a last ditch appeal., Teresa Lewis, 41, was...
Price of Nylon plummets after Cable 'spiv' comments 2
jp1885 3 years
Man shocked when wife allows him to do the washing up "his own bloody way". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years