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Fears Americans don't get alliteration on 'Super Tuesday' 0
MADJEZ 06.03.12 2:01pm
Saudi homeopath faces a public flossing under Sharia law 5
cinquecento 07.03.12 9:49pm
Catholic Church Denies Existence of Normal Priests

The Roman Catholic Church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards homosexuality or paedophilia. This...

medici2471 09.03.12 6:32pm
Tesco to launch Homeopathic Petrol as part of Value range

As fuel prices continue to soar, Tesco are to extend their Value range to the fuel pump. Head of Value Brand Promotions, Barry Pullover explained, "Obviously, we've been diluting our petrol with all...

grottymonty 06.03.12 1:22pm
Average White Band finally agree to stop going round again

go on, sing along...

grottymonty 06.03.12 4:53pm
The All New Jeni B
Chelsea manager's office fitted with revolving door. More managers soon. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 12:51pm
Research shows 'Less' is not 'More'. Less later. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 12:41pm
iPhone reviewers gear up for 'higher than usual' demand for superlatives. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 12:37pm
British Olympic handshaking ban makes life difficult for relay race team.

To you, to me...

Ian Searle 06.03.12 12:33pm
Ian Searle
Jedis disappointed with new 'low-energy' lightsabers

Jedi knights have expressed anger at plans to phase out traditional lightsabers in favour of new, more environmentally friendly models. ‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi...

Ludicity 07.03.12 4:03am
Brian Blessed was an unwise choice to voice UXB training robot, concede MOD

The Ministry of Defence (MOD) has today conceded that its Multi-million pound programme to develop a robotic bomb disposal trainer has been a huge failure. Root cause anaylsis has been condicted...

simonjmr 06.03.12 11:36am
Entire Twisted Sister back catalogue stolen by crap metal thieves. 2
The Nage 06.03.12 3:54pm
Newly discovered "Super cave system" linked to pot-hole on A34. More soon. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 11:32am
ITV apologises for inarticulate subtleties.

The prohibition is classed by an automobile bleach reconciliation cistern and technicians oar walking on a quack pollution...

Ian Searle 07.03.12 9:06am
Ian Searle
Support rallies around Chris Tappin in "ageing grandfather show of solidarity"

"He can't possibly have done anything wrong - he's an ageing grey haired grandfather. By definition he must be completely innocent of any wrongdoing - I should know!" said Mr. Mugabe, offering his...

ianrbland 06.03.12 2:36pm
South African rugby player sacked for thinking outside the Boks 1
cinquecento 06.03.12 11:28am
Sep Blatter urges Team GB to reconsider avoiding handshakes advice 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Eurostar travel misery ‘heartbreaking’ sob tearful UK commuters 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs ‘looking after their own’ concern as firms paid to employ ex-prisoners 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:39am
Duncan Biscuit
House prices fell in Feb from ‘frankly outrageous’ to ‘scarcely believable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:39am
Duncan Biscuit
New 'DIY Office Balconies' instant hit as Global Warming considered 'trendy'

The UK market leader for DIY products, B&Q, has reported record profits for the current tax year. When questioned on productivity, B&Q's CEO Martyn Phillips, suggested that the popularity of...

theadministrator 06.03.12 12:13pm
Police raid Edinburgh Woollen Mill in hunt for tweedophiles 0
The Nage 06.03.12 8:52am
The Nage
Queen of the Jungle butchered by poachers

Reports are coming in that a pride of gay Lions featured in a recent BBC documentary have been tracked down and slaughtered by a gang of hate fuelled poachers in west Africa., The murdered lions...

Gerontius 06.03.12 8:39am
Adam Werrity seen fleeing Aberdeenshire farm 0
charlies_hat 06.03.12 7:59am
Black community rejoice in the news that Air Ambulances to carry Blood 0
tedweasel 06.03.12 6:55am
Church not singing from same him sheet

More puns to follow...

apepper 06.03.12 6:44am
Dogs complain that their meat is a bit tough and full of lead shot. 0
Ostsee 06.03.12 6:16am
Urinating England star cautioned - "That was never a yellow ref!" 1
kga6 05.03.12 10:54pm
New iPad will be 'the one after iPad 2' says Apple insider

A new iPad expected to be unveiled by Apple in San Francisco on Wednesday is believed to be the one after iPad 2 according to rumours. Months of speculation have built up in anticipation of...

roybland 06.03.12 6:24am
Medvedev sacked as Russian Premier by Roman Abramovich after bad run of results

Who would have thought that the Premier of Russia Dmitry Medvedev would be giving his last press conference last Friday morning. The Premier seemed defensive regarding Russia's poor performance this...

paddyparkinson 05.03.12 8:44pm