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‘Spit & Swallow’ follow Ben & Jerry into semen-flavoured ice cream business... 0
Doylem 3 years
UK Foreign Secretary changes name to William The Hague. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Japes and larks feature in Antics Roadshow. 1
riesler 3 years
Bernie Madoff blames Ponzi scheme victims for giving him self-esteem issues... 0
Doylem 3 years

Bernie Madoff, the disgraced financier imprisoned for robbing investors in his Ponzi scheme of £40bn, has blamed the victims themselves for making him feel that he’s let them down. “If people...

Distressed Welsh dresser admitted to re-hab. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Product placement to be introduced on SONY Bravia © British TV screens. 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Pools Panel to sit regards Bahrain Grand Prix 0
Banking Escapee 3 years

Just a quick one liner folks...

Unelected dictatorship no longer seen as “job for life”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Birmingham to sell Carling Cup to Far East buyer and close down 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Claim that shot by Chelsea player ‘hit the back of the net’ to be investigated 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ivor the Engine denounced as scab by striking Welsh train drivers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Birmingham's Cup win annulled because Wenger didn't see it 0
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon Much, much more. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Koscielny wins Oscar for best actor after pretending to be Premiership defender 0
wallster 3 years
Haters of the new Facebook profile changes finally given up 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Gaddafi demands he play himself in the Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New Sony iPod headphones loud enough to be heard back in Japan 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Wish I had a nickel for each time I heard someone blasting their ipod loud enough for the whole bus to hear...

Kilroy-Silk captured... 1
LostLad 3 years

Rebel forces in Libya today have seemingly captured the borderline-racist-disgraced-morning-talk-show-host Robert Kilroy-Silk acting as...

Was Clegg really on holiday... 0
LostLad 3 years

or was he secretly fermenting revolution across the middle-east: No, he really was on holiday...

memory foam 0
MrG123 3 years

I got one of those memory foam pillows a while ago, and i haven't looked back since., it did my neck in, id strongly advise against them...

Organic green car developed powered solely by a horse 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Gaddafi “not the full dinar”, says psychiatrist... 0
Doylem 3 years
Super Villain Mortgage approval at all time low 0
3 years

It was reported today that Super Villians are finding it harder and harder to get mortgages for their lairs. In the last year approval levels have dropped under 50% with lenders stating it is the...

'Littlest Hobo' Makes TV Comeback In S4C Series 'The Only Stray In The Village'. 0
Ddigon o broblem 3 years

More to follow...

Bored Attenborough says most wildlife were “just showing off” 6
Banking Escapee 3 years

Veteran natural history broadcaster Sir David Attenborough announced his retirement from wildlife TV to fellow regulars at The Bears Head public house today, claiming that “most wildlife is...

Gadaffi Invited To Take Refuge On Tory Island.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.But ends up in Downing Street...

Shocking new evidence proves Gaddafi funded 'Horne and Corden'... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Stewart, Liddle and Laver to battle it out on Antique Rods Show... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Pope denied planning permission for Kingdom of God 3
Mrblacker 3 years

The United Nations have confirmed they have denied planning consent to Pope Benedict XVI to construct the Kingdom of God on Earth. The Holy See had sought to construct the edifice and had instructed...

To solve global warming, God considers raising water's freezing point 1
Dumbnews 3 years
'Life goes on after the earthquake' say residents of Christchurch, Dorset. 0
deskpilot3 3 years