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GVT screwed by Virgin over Rock price 0
reforse 3 years

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Gene identified that compels people to finish the whole tub of ice-cream 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Blatter laughs off "Senile, old git" accusations commenting "its all good fun" 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Blatter's error: Misinterpreted fans gestures as hand rather than wrist shaking 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Member of Three Degrees interrogated 0
vertical 3 years

struggling with this...

Benetton poster of Thatcher kissing Scargill 1
Sinnick 3 years

Anyone with better images, or someone handy with Photoshop ?...

US Marines to prevent Kiwi invasion of Australia 0
wwwiz 3 years

The United States has sent thousands of US Marines to protect the coastline of Australia from potential invasion by New Zealanders dressed in Vietcong black. ‘Ever since our withdrawal from...

Virgin moves on Rock, WWE star delighted 0
medici2471 3 years
IOW police fail to shed light on missing shed light 1
nickb 3 years
Government to shorter NHS queues by dividing them into lots of smaller queues 0
Screenie 3 years
Northern Rock and Virgin Money combine to create ‘Northern Virgin’ oxymoron 6
Qoxiivi 3 years
Government initiative to give reality TV stars courses on human dignity 0
Shandy 3 years

A new government initiative was launched today which will see reality TV stars being given extensive lessons on how to adhere to the most basic levels of acceptable human behaviour. Due to their...

Crackdown on NHS queues just makes matters worse 0
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Phone Sex Workers On The Go 14
Textbook 3 years

It's a situation we've all been in- some chap talking extremely loudly on his cell phone on the bus or the train. He's usually arguing about groceries or something fairly innocuous. What if he were...

Northern Rock to be rebranded as Virgin on the Ridiculous 0
Scroat 3 years

Or maybe NoRoVirus. More soon...

Berlusconi, Strauss-Khan & Goran Erikkson planning a European "sexy" road trip 0
simonjmr 3 years
John Terry to follow FIFA "make up make up never never break up" directive 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Nick Griffin offers hand of friendship to Sepp Blatter! 0
simonjmr 3 years
Blatter: 'I meant bribes - everything can be resolved with bribes!' 0
ianslat 3 years
New 'Northern Virgin' brand pledges to give bankers boners 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Investigation launched as to how a tank of fuel in Austria costs only £20k 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gervais sees the joke as 9 foot tall lectern unveiled for Golden Globes awards 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New Award for Engineering to be outsourced to China to cut costs 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job. 0
No Beard 3 years

Burlesconni to Replace Blatter in FIFA Top Job...

Martin Amis resigns as England rugby coach 4
apepper 3 years

Poet and novelist Martin Amis has left his post as England rugby coach. "I really don't understand how I was appointed in the first place; I thought I would be driving the team to games, I didn't...

MoD Harrier eBay blunder 1
Patrick Tobin 3 years

Ministry of Defence officials were putting on a brave face today after the National Audit Office highlighted failings in cost-cutting projects. 74 Harrier Jump Jets have been sold on eBay to the US...

Hague backs plans to restrict discussions that could reveal MPs' intelligence 8
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

William Hague has backed plans to prevent intelligence being discussed in open conversation, particularly when it makes MPs look stupid. "As Secretary of Two Big, Important Things, I am ideally...

Santorum Informs Des Moines First Graders That Classmate Gino is Deformed 0
bobo lutz 3 years

Des Moines, Ia. For someone who has never set foot in a school, Rick Santorum seemed to be in his element in Miss Hess’s first grade classroom. Friday’s visit to Miss Hess’s first grade...

Resignation letter of ex-European IMF director found in St James’s Park bin 1
fernandomando 3 years

Oliver Letwin MP was today unavailable for comment following the discovery of the damning resignation letter of Antonio Borges, until recently the head for Europe at International Monetary Fund...

Ernest Jones to design "Royal Vajazzle" 0
grumblechops 3 years

In a move described by a Buckingham Palace spokesperson as "putting a regal finger on the pulse of the the nation", The Queen today awarded high street jeweller Ernest Jones the honour of designing...