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Driving with eyes shut as dangerous as drink driving - latest research

A scientific paper to be published in "Nature" claims to show that drivers who keep their eyes tightly shut could be putting lives at risk. The paper, published following 18 months of intense...

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ianrbland 07.03.12 4:12am
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Flash in the plan meteor witnessed across Britain, just Nick Clegg claim pundits 0
simonjmr 05.03.12 2:28pm
simonjmr
New government back reality TV show will 'Search for a Tsar'

12 Quango hopefuls, each with a heart rending back story and an unshakeable self belief, will compete for the million pound prize in the Parliamentary TV Channel's smash hit new reality TV show,...

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ronseal 05.03.12 2:25pm
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Don't tell him Pike actor dead 1
simonjmr 05.03.12 4:20pm
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Government recycling Tsar sacked after suggesting general election more soon... 0
Bismarck 05.03.12 2:08pm
Bismarck
Government's 'traffic tsar' to be called 'tsar of all the rush-hours.'

Moscow for a drink., Pork products supremo 'tsar of all the rashers.'...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 05.03.12 2:06pm
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Government Recycling Tsar ‘could become star’ suggests crossword enthusiast 0
Midfield Diamond 05.03.12 1:04pm
Midfield Diamond
Government's Recycling Tsar "can't even speak Russian", claim opposition. 0
bonjonelson 05.03.12 12:44pm
bonjonelson
Leaked document reveals Government recycling Tsar plans...

to employ thousands of jobless teenagers during the summer months on a scheme to collect caterpillar shit for recycling. The document reveals the "criminal" waste of a free resource. "if enough is...

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Bismarck 05.03.12 12:41pm
Bismarck
Politicians, celebrities profit from “anti-satire insurance”.

When a well-known Chancellor of the Exchequer read in a humorous comment piece that his mouth was like “the clenched and encrusted anus of a constipated dachshund” he still managed a smile,...

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nickb 05.03.12 1:02pm
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David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck

‘Englebert is a valued addition to the team,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘He has sold over 150 million albums which is far more than Steve Hilton ever managed, and he is just the man to help me appeal to...

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Ludicity 05.03.12 3:22pm
Ludicity
Man who saw Louis Walsh and Jason Gardiner's hair transplants claims des cheveux

Well, if you can't beat them...

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butagirl 05.03.12 12:27pm
butagirl
Russian electoral result blamed on voting instructions: "Put in your vote" 0
Sinnick 05.03.12 10:38am
Sinnick
Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry 'at it like rabbits'

Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry have been 'at it' like rabbits, despite being on two separate continents. Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the...

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05.03.12 8:16pm
Perks
Putin promises to give 110% (same as his winning margin).

More electoral irregularities soon...

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MADJEZ 05.03.12 10:14am
MADJEZ
Jewish Tailor launches feel good hypnosis CD "I can Make you Schmutter" 0
ronseal 05.03.12 9:47am
ronseal
Man who saw French synth pioneer's bedspread twice suffers duvet jarre.

Like what Smart Alex said...

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Haywood Manley 05.03.12 1:34pm
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Putin: election protesters will be disappeared

Putin: election protesters will be disappeared Vladimir Putin, newly elected Russian president said that his election was free and fair, and that if anyone disagreed they would be imprisoned without...

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steve_l 05.03.12 8:28am
steve_l
Radio trailers for Les Behan's Lovers book NOT indecent but maybe misleading 0
ronseal 05.03.12 7:53am
ronseal
Chelsea's revolutionary squad rotation system now extended to include managers

More(inho) soon...

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tedweasel 05.03.12 7:05am
tedweasel
Man who keeps buying the same old French car has a curious sense of deux chevaux 2
Smart Alex 05.03.12 8:51am
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Manchester United Win GOP Nominee Race

In an event that should have shocked no one Manchester United managed to grind out a scrappy election win over Mitt Romney and have now set their sights on the White House., In his concession speech...

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Hooch 05.03.12 12:13am
Hooch
World to be bombarded with Putin related satire says experts 0
Hooch 04.03.12 11:39pm
Hooch
Exhausted Noises Off actor suffering from repetitive Frayn injury.

Bit of culture...

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nickb 04.03.12 10:51pm
nickb
Chelsea Sack Benitez

Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Chelsea before he was appointed. A spokesman for Chelsea Football Club confirmed earlier today that this action was taken to save time and money. It will...

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Ian 04.03.12 11:04pm
nickb
Putin "Humbled " by election victory

Vladimir Putin admitted to being "Humbled" by his victory in the the Russian Presidential election. Speaking outside the Kremlin with tears in his eyes, Mr Putin said " It is a humbling experience...

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Bismarck 04.03.12 10:35pm
Bismarck
Putin claims victory in next week's election

More expected later...

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apepper 04.03.12 9:58pm
apepper
Olympic highways to have fast food fast lanes.

"Our Olympic arteries must not be clogged unnecessarily. The efficient circulation  of catering  traffic will be vital to the nation's health during this important period," said Communities...

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nickb 05.03.12 2:59am
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Privatisation row latest: Miners come out in suport of Police 1
Mandy Lifeboat 04.03.12 11:08pm
nickb
Putin claims victory in Cheltenham Gold Cup on Kauto Star 0
Mandy Lifeboat 04.03.12 9:28pm
Mandy Lifeboat