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Findus Crispy Pancake to appear on Who Do You Think You Are? 1
DustyBinLaden 13.02.13 8:04pm
Squudge
Pope resigned due to "disturbance in force"

More details have emerged about the Pope's surprise resignation. He's issued a Papal message explaining that he was training a young padawan Pope when he sensed a disturbance in the force as if...

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apepper 13.02.13 7:50pm
Squudge
Pope substitution racket uncovered. Benedict XVI found to be a little hoarse.

Neigh lad, neigh...

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Maverick 13.02.13 7:49pm
Maverick
DNA Traces of Scape Goat Found at UK Abattoirs

Horse soon...

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mugwump 13.02.13 7:41pm
mugwump
99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human

Scientists have made the startling discovery that 99% of the DNA found in human beings is actually chimpanzee DNA! Apparently they have known this for some time but only now, with the revelations...

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lane-avenger 13.02.13 7:28pm
lane-avenger
Something related to horses, linked with findus 5
Lens Cap 13.02.13 4:55pm
charlies_hat
UK Netflux Lacking Lesbians

The American film industry guards its interests fiercely which is why Netflux only offers UK customers one movie: 'The African Queen' famously starring Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn. Even...

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SJN 13.02.13 4:50pm
SJN
Shock as fox meat found in horse burgers

Food standards authorities are investigating claims that cheap and plentiful urban fox meat, disguised as horse meat, has been used in supermarket ready meals...

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Michaelangelo Titmarsh 13.02.13 4:49pm
Michaelangelo Titmarsh
Tit for tat: Cows to be allowed to run in Grand National

Get your Cow Formbook now...

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sydalg 13.02.13 4:49pm
sydalg
traces of pork found in sausage

no-one knows what to do...

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Reg Herring 13.02.13 4:17pm
Reg Herring
Mass Murders Could Create Offence

A man from Luton killed three hundred innocent people whom he impaled on stakes by the side of the road. The judge said this could create offence – one stretching halfway to Bedford...

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SJN 13.02.13 3:57pm
SJN
Boris Johnson joins new 'urban fox hunt'

With the number of fox attacks in our town and cities rising to one, the government has reversed the ban on fox hunting to allow the use of 'urban hunts'. Hunting with horses, guns and hounds will...

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Perks 13.02.13 3:29pm
Scroat
God to Oprah: IT WAS ME

God dealt out some home-truths on Tuesday night, following his thunderous statement of intent - striking The Vatican with a lightning bolt. Oprah Winfrey was joined by the deity for a 30-minute...

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Mr McDonald 13.02.13 3:24pm
Mr McDonald
Findus express 'strong interest' in charred remains found in burnt-out US cabin 1
rickwestwell 13.02.13 3:20pm
Tripod
Pope's retirement just beats closure of Illuminati final salary pension scheme 0
cinquecento 13.02.13 3:15pm
cinquecento
Eric Pickles being ‘rendered down for soap’ in Todmorden slaughterhouse... 0
Tripod 13.02.13 3:00pm
Tripod
Vatican to use Simon Cowell for next Papal selection. Pope Stars the Rivals

The Vatican have today announced that the hundreds of years of tradition, pomp and ceremony the Papal Conclave will be based upon a more populist idea suggested by Simon Cowell. On the death of the...

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simonjmr 13.02.13 2:24pm
SpankyMonkey
Michael Gove detaches, re-grows and re-uses his own head

Teachers' unions point out 'we've been saying it for years'...

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SpankyMonkey 13.02.13 2:22pm
SpankyMonkey
Dos Dedos Mis Amigos

British MPs have voted overwhelmingly to give "Punching Spanish bull-fighting fans repeatedly in the face" special cultural status. The tradition dates back several hundred years and is believed to...

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nyarlathotep 13.02.13 1:31pm
nyarlathotep
IRA exonerated as Findus Lasagne found to contain Shergar DNA. 0
13.02.13 1:15pm
The Race for Pope: UK 'Young Gun' tosses biretta into the ring

Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair has announced his intention to stand for the vacant position of Pope, following the resignation of Benedict XVI. The move has rocked the Catholic world, not least for...

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pinxit 13.02.13 12:57pm
pinxit
Stubbs' masterpiece 'Whistlejacket with his Sire' unearthed in Todmorden

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/wj_tesco_zps5525ac1f.jpg But this is...

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pinxit 13.02.13 12:55pm
pinxit
Richard III - New Research: Unavailablility of Horse Due to Nearby Abbatoir

(Old, worn-out theme justified by being in historical context.)...

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Titus 13.02.13 10:49am
Titus
Vegetarian scare: traces of horse chestnuts found in veggieburgers 0
Scroat 13.02.13 10:08am
Scroat
Sea slug Chromodoris reticulata welcomes new homosexual "marriage" law

Link = http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678...

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Titus 13.02.13 9:54am
Titus
Jamie Oliver reveals new book, "Horse, a meat for all seasonings" 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.02.13 9:26am
Scronnyglonkle
Richard III tomb set not to feature toilet. 0
Scronnyglonkle 13.02.13 9:24am
Scronnyglonkle
Pope gives up being Pope for Lent 0
simonjmr 13.02.13 9:12am
simonjmr
Eastleigh Raving Loony Party candidate steps down as Labour candidate announced

'One of us is enough." says MRLP leader Howling Laud Hope...

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pinxit 13.02.13 9:12am
pinxit
Triple dip recession looms, hummus, guacamole and salsa unavailable to many! 0
topfotogmw 13.02.13 8:01am
topfotogmw