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11 year old's to sit new grammar and punctuation test more soon. 1
dominic_mcg 11.05.13 3:35pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Nadine Dorries pulled alive into the wreckage of Tory party after 7 months 5
Not Amused 11.05.13 1:54pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Today's football coverage

12:45 Live coverage of the Barclays Premier League BIG Match as relegation threatened Aston Villa take on going for Europe Chelsea. Available in HD, 3D. 15:00 Live coverage of the Clydesdale Bank...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 11.05.13 12:58pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Germany, France, Italy, Spain and Greece show their support for UKIP. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.05.13 12:52pm
dominic_mcg
Pakistani landmark election cancelled as landmark collapses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.05.13 12:45pm
dominic_mcg
Girls: Seven surefire ways to lose weight - GUARANTEED!

1. Have a big shit, 2. Do a wee, 3. Cut your hair very short, 4. Pick your nose thoroughly, 5. Remove dirt from beneath fingernails and fluff from bellybutton, 6. Trim finger and toenails...

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Terry 11.05.13 12:37pm
Flotsam
Darth Vader disappointed by the results of Death Star Employee Engagement Survey 4
Ian Searle 11.05.13 12:37pm
Ian Searle
Farage assures floating Labour voters - “We're miles left of Genghis Khan"

oh I dunno....

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Lenny Bee 11.05.13 11:56am
Lenny Bee
Desmond Tutu votes UKIP

Hot on the heals of their local election triumph, UKIP have received a ringing endorsement from the elder, statesmen of South African politics. Having lost faith with the ANC, Archbishop Desmond...

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Wrenfoe 11.05.13 11:53am
Wrenfoe
"UKIP objects to Ewok invasion"

More later...

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Wrenfoe 11.05.13 11:53am
Wrenfoe
Ferguson to lead Man City out at Wembley 0
reforse 11.05.13 11:21am
reforse
man who runs Police drugs incenerator unit "looooves" his job. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 11.05.13 11:10am
Al OPecia
Barbie to get world's first printed 3D bra. 1
weematt 11.05.13 10:35am
AReader
National Printed Rifle Association claims the right to print arms.

another in the NPRA series...

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weematt 11.05.13 10:23am
brianflan
Elderly Can't Wait To House Prisoners

Convicted murderers, sex offenders, and terrorists will be used as ‘live in’ companions to help out retirees under a radical new homestay scheme starting next month. Every pensioner with a spare...

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brianflan 11.05.13 9:31am
brianflan
Revolutionary ear wax transplants reduce divorce rate

Men under the age of 40 are to receive breakthrough ear wax transplant treatment through the NHS in an attempt to reduce the burgeoning UK divorce rate. Recent studies, commissioned by a...

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QorbeQ 11.05.13 9:31am
QorbeQ
Sunburn lotion now available in blister pack. 0
weematt 11.05.13 8:52am
weematt
Garden Centre News: Patio umbrellas put tables in the shade. 0
weematt 11.05.13 8:47am
weematt
Calls For Ban On Fully-Automatic, Self-Loading Assault Printers. 3
Titus 11.05.13 7:28am
Wrenfoe
Viagra now available for sunburn.

The Department of Health has given the go ahead for Viagra to be prescribed to male sunburn sufferers. According to the Department of Health Viagra has no effect on sunburn but it very good at...

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godly1966 11.05.13 6:41am
weematt
Man signs e-petition for something, feels much better

48 year old Colin Taylor of Eastleigh is said to feeling ‘considerably more positive’ about his life, after entering his email address into a small box for an online petition last Tuesday. The...

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Skylarking 11.05.13 4:22am
Username
Man dies doing something he ‘fucking hated.’

Family and friends of the late Emile Jones have publicly bemoaned the fact that he didn’t have the decency to die while he was doing something he loved or even vaguely enjoyed. At a church service...

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malgor 10.05.13 9:28pm
ゴルゴ13
Council worker four years from retirement still enjoys job

Outrage met news that Gavin Campbell, a civil servant for Manchester City Council actually liked his job despite being four years away from retirement. The civil servant who does something to do...

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andrewl81 10.05.13 8:29pm
andrewl81
Old Bailey to be refurbished for clinical trials. 0
Maverick 10.05.13 8:05pm
Maverick
Russian cosmonaut blushes when asked if he can smell ammonia. 0
Maverick 10.05.13 8:00pm
Maverick
Scientists isolate single sud from sink full of washing up water.

In what has been described as a potential Nobel winning breakthrough, scientists at Cambridge University's physics faculty have announced today that they have successfully isolated a single sud from...

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Maverick 10.05.13 7:57pm
Maverick
Austerity forces Spanish F1 race to be downgraded to 'Prix Ordinaire'

More to follow...

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brianflan 10.05.13 7:39pm
Maverick
New Al-queda recruits to train on Hopscotch squares 0
victimms 10.05.13 7:14pm
victimms
Mugging witnesses 'batted eyelids' 0
Idiot 10.05.13 7:07pm
Idiot
Stakes raised in elevated fence competition 0
Idiot 10.05.13 7:05pm
Idiot