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Entrepreneur sentenced to death penalty for abortion of unborn corporation

A man was sentenced to death today for the murder of an unborn corporation. Kurtis Drehmer had conceived a business plan to aid companies in complying with environmental and safety regulations. He...

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Archibald Chesley 25.07.12 2:40am
Archibald Chesley
On-line porn pirates enjoy a jolly roger 1
button 24.07.12 10:38pm
charlies_hat
Levison inquiry inquiry to start hearing evidence 0
charlies_hat 24.07.12 10:36pm
charlies_hat
Did Rebecca Brooks Go Hacking On Police Horse?

This question, and more, won't be investigated fully by the Met, or any politician...

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Quaz 24.07.12 10:17pm
Quaz
Team GB trains in Portugal - to acclimitise to UK weather

Cos its been balmy all June and July...

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Alfred Noakes 24.07.12 8:54pm
Alfred Noakes
Olympic security ready to shoot sky writing planes down if they advertise Pepsi

A guerilla marketing plot to fly a skywriting plane over the Olympic stadium has been foiled by security forces as the war on unofficial brand endorsement continues. After a tip off from a G4S...

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ronseal 24.07.12 7:49pm
ronseal
Princess from “Princess and the Pea” archetypal tax dodger, says Labour.

George Osborne tried to further excuse immoral and greedy behaviour within the upper classes and big business by suggesting individuals are keeping huge amounts in offshore accounts due to being...

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scottishbird 24.07.12 7:36pm
kga6
Hurdles destroyed as Lord Coe’s internal memo causes confusion

There was mayhem today in the Olympic Village as contractors destroyed all the hurdles just days before the athletes arrive. The foreman at the site said, “The guv’nor emailed us saying he...

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MiddleofJowhere 24.07.12 6:32pm
MiddleofJowhere
"Don't travel into London" letters weren't meant for athletes, LOGOC admits. 0
Boutros 24.07.12 4:58pm
Boutros
'Put your wad away before the tradesman's entrance' advises Treasury minister 0
pinxit 24.07.12 2:39pm
pinxit
Rebekah Wade's plumber charged with tapping for cash 0
pinxit 24.07.12 2:34pm
pinxit
Image of Jesus appears on Jeremy Clarkson's teeth

An image of Jesus has appeared on Jeremy Clarkson's teeth causing confusion amongst the faithful but pleasing the man himself. 'Just because I'm on TV people seem to think I should have perfect...

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Carter 24.07.12 2:17pm
beau-jolly
Surface missiles lock on as man discovered with five polo mints in his pocket

"At any moment our Olympic trademark could have been infringed" says LOCOG...

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JohnA 24.07.12 12:52pm
JohnA
Tax avoidance morally wrong, claims former Macfarlanes lawyer 1
medici2471 24.07.12 12:43pm
Des Custard
Newly Privatised Spiderman Promises Great Power, No Responsibility 1
thisisall1word 24.07.12 12:10pm
Golgo13
Extra Olympic security to be provided by 'highly trained Al-Qaeda staff'

In a move to ensure there are enough security trained personnel on duty during the Olympics, the government has announced they have signed a contract with another organisation that can supply...

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Perks 24.07.12 11:54am
Perks
Ronnie Barker's son, Adam, to perform in Porridge 0
Sinnick 24.07.12 11:46am
Sinnick
UK Border Agency in trouble over "skills gap"

The home affairs committee has welcomed plans by the UK Border Agency (UKBA) to create a National Allegations Database to manage information provided by the public on possible immigration violations....

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GreyWolf 24.07.12 11:40am
GreyWolf
Twitter to reduce tweet characters by 20% tomorrow

Twitter confirmed last night that tweets would be limited to 112 characters with immediate effect, as the global economic downturn continued to depress its revenue streams.  'With the current...

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NewSuburbanDad 24.07.12 11:36am
NewSuburbanDad
"Cash in Handjobs morally wrong" says Cynthia Payne

Luncheon vouchers...

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ginty 24.07.12 11:27am
ginty
VISA Approved Prostitutes Will Not Accept Cash In Olympic Village - Warns Coe 0
24.07.12 11:20am
'Cash-in-Hand morally wrong' says minister, 'should be in brown envelopes' 0
Perks 24.07.12 10:29am
Perks
New Olympic rules to ban athletes with unfair genetic advantages

Building on regulations that prevent women with unusually high levels of testosterone from competing as women, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) and International Association of Athletics...

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ajg4004 24.07.12 8:59am
ajg4004
Hollywood veteran Dick Van Dyke is appointed Cockney rhyming slang Tsar

In a surprise move today legendary entertainer and honorary Pearly King, Dick Van Dyke, has been appointed as Britain's Cockney Rhyming Slang Tsar and has been charged with getting kids at East...

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Duff 24.07.12 8:02am
Duff
Bashar al-Assad tipped for Nobel peace prize

Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad, is the favourite for the Nobel peace prize after his decision not to gas the civilian population. People in the street paid tribute; "He is a living saint to only...

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apepper 24.07.12 7:52am
apepper
Surprise as the Nazgûl are drafted in for additional Olympic security 4
Psycadelic Squirrel 24.07.12 5:38am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Team BG under strength after loss of Maurice & Robin.

More-soo-choo-sessss...

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MADJEZ 23.07.12 11:55pm
MADJEZ
Pippa Middleton’s Ass To Light Olympic Cauldron

Organisers who promised an Olympic flame ‘wow’ moment have decided to deliver a ‘phwoar’ moment as well, as leaked documents show the honour of lighting the Olympic Cauldron will go to Pippa...

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daneade 23.07.12 11:52pm
MADJEZ
Syrian military dismisses Aurora shootings as "crude and amateurish" 0
FlashArry 23.07.12 11:37pm
FlashArry
SAUDI ARABIAN SWIM TEAM TO BOYCOTT GAMES

In a surprise move the women’s Saudi Arabian swim team has decided to boycott the 2012 Olympic Games sighting unfair rules and regulations. Sarah Shahkerkani, spokeswoman for the Saudi swim team,...

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spur of the moment 23.07.12 9:48pm
spur of the moment