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Man stuns art world by buying scream for £3 at HMV 0
Scronnyglonkle 03.05.12 8:16am
Scronnyglonkle
Theatre critics upset by show snipe ban.

it's all Smart Alex's fault...

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weematt 03.05.12 8:15am
weematt
Fearne Cotton's Record Collection Goes Online

The record collection of legendary disc jockey Fearne Cotton is now available online. Uploaded by ‘The Void’, an Arts Council funded pop-up site, from today music fans will be able to browse...

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@spinal_bap 03.05.12 7:40am
Golgo13
Flashers happy with new 'Pay and Display' car park

Hat tip to Perks...

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Smart Alex 03.05.12 7:33am
Smart Alex
Bolton celebrate Muamba’s return by collapsing in the second half against Spurs 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 03.05.12 7:03am
Dickens or Shakespeare
Sun editor gets R's kicking from PCC 0
charlies_hat 03.05.12 6:59am
charlies_hat
'P-P-Pick up a penguin' ads to carry warning

Don't try this at home - or on holiday...

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Scroat 03.05.12 6:56am
Scronnyglonkle
Borders Agency asks illegal immigrants 'not to wear sports kit' during Olympics

The UK Borders Agency (UKBA) has given assurances that it is ‘completely ready’ to deal with the influx of foreigners during the Olympics as long as illegal immigrants agree not to wear sports...

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The Paper Ostrich 03.05.12 6:03am
kga6
Man fitted with Wurlitzer in bungled organ transplant

Concerns around medical standards were raised again after Penge man Ron Hammond came around from a routine heart transplant operation to find to his horror that instead of an brand new heart, he had...

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Gong of Fur 02.05.12 10:47pm
FlashArry
MI6 man's family still believe he's straight, on the balance of probabilities.

Despite the £20,000 collection of womens shoes., More denial soon...

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MADJEZ 02.05.12 9:17pm
MADJEZ
Lumley schwocked at The Sun for making fun of her speech impediment.

More schwoon...

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MADJEZ 02.05.12 9:12pm
MADJEZ
Usain Bolt aims for '100M immigration queue' record

Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt has today announced his plans to beat the '100M immigration queue' world record. The current record of 2 hours 15 minutes and 23.6 seconds is held by Mavis Harding. She...

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Perks 02.05.12 8:52pm
dvo4fun
Newspapers already demanding Hodgson's head on a plate.

hasn't won a single match during his entire period as England coach. Hodgson must go!...

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deskpilot3 02.05.12 7:56pm
deskpilot3
Cameron hires Rupert Murdoch to replace Andy Coulson. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 02.05.12 7:50pm
deskpilot3
Obama pledges to "finish the job" and find Wally 0
TerribleTim 02.05.12 7:18pm
TerribleTim
Coroner declares MI6 spy found locked in bag an open and shut case 0
TerribleTim 02.05.12 7:13pm
TerribleTim
Sun says sowwy to Woy

M-m-m-more s-s-s-soon...

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Ian Searle 02.05.12 7:12pm
Ian Searle
Spy in bag: coroner in camera 0
cinquecento 02.05.12 5:06pm
cinquecento
FA calls on press to report Roy Hodgson without cant or rancour 0
Mandy Lifeboat 02.05.12 5:02pm
Mandy Lifeboat
MI6 admit to teething troubles with their new "Bag For Life" 0
seymour totti 02.05.12 5:00pm
seymour totti
News International "A bunch of complete rankers" say British public. 0
andhrimnir 02.05.12 4:49pm
andhrimnir
Hodgson appointment sparks Rooney, Richards, Rio team-talk fears

Never mind Terry, Gerrard, Barry and post-match interviews with Gary Linekar and Harry Redknapp...

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pitflaps 02.05.12 3:55pm
beau-jolly
Greek transplant hospital to make extra cash by selling heart-and-lung donners 1
Sinnick 02.05.12 3:50pm
Sinnick
Whelk stall owners shun approach from Murdoch 0
nickb 02.05.12 3:49pm
nickb
Lord Coe celebrates as Typhoo finally arrives at Olympic Offices

"With all the Olympiccy work we've been doing we deserve a cuppa" said Lord Coe this morning as the Olympic Tea Urn arrived. "I was right spitting feathers, I was" went on the former Tory MP and...

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simonjmr 02.05.12 2:07pm
simonjmr
News International Inquirey finds Cameron unfit to run country 0
Ian Searle 02.05.12 11:43am
Ian Searle
Queen on killing spree after one too many "brought the weather with you" comment

Royal Protection Officers stood helplessly by, unsure what to do, as the Monarch slaughtered loyal supporters including the elderly and infirm. Only Prince Phillip made any attempt to stop her...

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Ian Searle 02.05.12 11:25am
Ian Searle
Foxes Live to be renamed Foxes Die Quite Often. 0
woodymellor 02.05.12 10:31am
woodymellor
BBC under fire following Snog, Marry, Avoid ‘Terminal Illness Special’

The BBC is again facing criticism following last night’s broadcast of a special edition of popular show ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ dedicated to transforming the image of young people with less than...

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kimllfixit 02.05.12 10:21am
kimllfixit
Got Milk? UK sex industry seeks new advertising slogan.

Over recent years, the UK sex industry has seen a sharp decline in the number of men using its personal services. This is mainly put down to the tougher financial conditions along with easy access...

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wallster 02.05.12 10:13am
wallster