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Zion to sue London Olympic authority over logo copyright breach 0
ronseal 3 years
Army to re-use overpriced bayonet bulbs on the end of rifles 0
charlies_hat 3 years
LibDems trounced in Barnsley by-election... 0
Doylem 3 years

The voters of Barnsley took their revenge on the beleaguered Liberal Democrat party, as their candidate, Dominic Carman, was soundly beaten by Labour, the Tories, Ukip, the BNP, an independent...

'Bottom up' NHS reform good news for haemorrhoid sufferers 7
Scroat 3 years

Or something...

Phil Collins announces end to his music career before it had begun 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gaddafi rethinks plan to defect to the Lib Dems 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Liam Fox claims £22 on expenses for a light bulb moment 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Libyan protestors "disgusted" at poor turn out for Barnsley Central by-election 0
simonjmr 3 years

"We're dying out here to get such a democratic right, and frankly we're disgusted that only 36% of the eligible electorate in Barnsley Central turned out to vote." said a Libyan protestor. More soon...

Egyptian unions hail 'Zionist conspiracy agreement' 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The interim Egyptian government confirmed yesterday that it will recognise existing laws allowing lateness, unauthorised absence or general drops in productivity amongst the workforce to be blamed on...

Footballer fails drugs test - can't tell heroin from cocaine 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

A Manchester City footballer has been suspended for failing a drugs test., Kevin Brains, 24, who runs around the pitch in a fairly random manner, was at a night club when the incident occurred., A...

Coalition dealt crushing defeat in one of Labour's safest seats 0
simonjmr 3 years

As though anything else was expected in Barnsley. More soon...

Love rat gets injunction preventing revelation that he is a banker 0
simonjmr 3 years
Google Confident Their Tablet PC Will Beat Ipad2 Because It's Better 0
Textbook 3 years

Eric Schmidt, one of Google's top men, sat down with us to talk about their forthcoming tablet PC the Honeycomb and why he thinks it's going to find a place in the market currently dominated by the...

Protests after Police Force, forced to police Police protest.... 2
Jammydodgers 3 years

against Forced Police Force cuts is cut...

Blood thicker than water: the medical variation of rock, paper, scissors... 2
Doylem 3 years
World's smallest microscope reveals State pension increase from 1st April 3
Laughingstock 3 years

Scientists find bleak discovery from the world's smallest microscope at their laboratories in the UK...

Ex-pats stage mutiny on HMS Cumberland, forcing them to dock at Jersey 0
Ironduke 3 years
Christians Condemn The Teaching Of Gravity 10
mortal_wombat 3 years

The Christian pressure group Christ’s Crusaders are calling on people to join them in their campaign to stop the teaching of gravity. Launched today the campaign will see protests outside...

Porton Down Denies Development of Insect-Borne Pathogens 2
3 years

As 1950's documents recently released make mention of the " Hepatitis Bee "...

U.K Government denies Alien contacts,must have NHS specs like all the 2
3 years

other Spaz's...

1st royal wedding replies: “Unable to attend. Sorry. Plausible excuse to follow" 1
Doylem 3 years
William Hague stands behind some of the bigger boys and tells Gadaffi to go... 1
Doylem 3 years
Concerns over the sheer size of Jeremy (Jezza) Clarkson's head 0
3 years
Springwatch to drop animals and concentrate on sexual innuendo 8
John Wiltshire 3 years

The BBC today announced that the new series of Springwatch will drop all pretence of being about animals, and will allow Chris Packham and Kate Humble to concentrate on the sexual innuendo they...

Osborne Vows 'We'll Cut Corners, Literally' 3
jampot 3 years

George Osborne announced today that the government will cut corners, off everything, in one of the coalition’s most radical budget policies yet. To cheers from Tory MPs, the chancellor delivered...

Gaddafi challenges Western Leaders to Golf Cart Race 0
3 years
God Murdoch Grants Cameron The Right To Have The Sun Shining From His A...se 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours...

Angry Bird inquest in Cumbria continues 2
simonjmr 3 years
New iPad Ideal For My Sty.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Says grandad...

Trust, for the Nation 0
3 years

The Equality and Human Rights Commission has singled out the National Trust as a "cosy club for middle-aged, middle-class, English people". The Commission conceded that it would have to drop the...