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Travelodge lost-property office reveals numerous LibDem promises 0
Sinnick 3 years
New Starbucks logo to be available in 30 different variations 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gove announces 10% is to be the new pass mark for exam success 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Startling development as wolves develop a liking for pasta 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Research shows bosses still enjoying pay rises the size of Wales 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bristol police “overwhelmed” by ill-considered sock amnesty... 0
Doylem 3 years
Swine Flu Latest 1
callaway 3 years

Increase in Swine Flu numbers linked to imminent banks bonuses announcements...

Nick Clegg's reception in Oldham, 'Coldest on record.' 0
pudseypumper 3 years

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Huge penised drugs mule executed today. 0
Trickster 3 years

Authorities confirm he was hung (like a donkey)...

War declared in land dispute 1
riesler 3 years

A very civil war has been declared between The National Trust and English Heritage over a disputed landowners will. English Heritage volunteers laid siege to the NT gift shop, which has been...

National Trust to take over council estate in 'big society' initiative 3
immac 3 years
Sorry to be an arse 27
Spacey 3 years

Sorry guys, I've had to pull this one. Thanks for the comments though, I really appreciate it...

Eric Pickles in a new Autobiography looks back and puts his luck and fortune 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

down to when he was just a young Yorkshire pup over 40 years ago and finding the stolen World Cup behind a privet hedge,since then it has been one long life of wining and dining ,especially dining...

After a Million is spent on one fat bastard ,NHS to sue lovers that dump their 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

fat loser partners and hence send them into a spiral of gorging , self pity and unemployable status...

Tumble Dryer arrested in hunt for architect's missing sock. 1
Mrblacker 3 years
Dead sea Chronicles reveal The last words of Jesus were condemning the Joiners. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Architect Murder: Sock-Monster now Prime Suspect 1
Mr.3374 3 years
Police search for killer who puts an odd sock on his victims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Bristol police 'inundated' after appeal for odd sock 1
Bravenewmalden 3 years

Even after receiving more than 3 million odd socks from the Bristol area alone, police say it is 'unlikely' they will find one that matches the one in their possession. Or any that match at all...

Kevin Spacey apologises for being an arse 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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In true coalition style Clegg and Osbourne share Most Hated Man Award. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Attempt to scale face of Keith Richards abandoned ........ 10
Stan Laurel 3 years

Attempt to scale face of Keith Richards abandoned after loss of climber in crevasse It was announced last night that the British expedition to climb the face of Keith Richards, the veteran Rolling...

Pig to be part of Dick King-Smith's funeral buffet... 0
Doylem 3 years
George Osborne 'is kind to animals' 2
Fred 3 years

Friends and family have rallied to the defence of George Osborne after he was described in the media as “the most hated man in Britain”., The Chancellor, far from being a monster who doesn’t...

Boy issues plea for information in case of lost childhood innocence 1
dogwheels 3 years

A 13-year-old boy has issued a desperate plea for witnesses after police launched a manhunt in search of his lost childhood innocence. The boy, Timothy Spizzwick, said he hadn't seen his missing...

Royal Wedding on hold until Kate's lawyers finish negotiating pre-nup. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Meeting of SPL clubs agrees Scottish football should be 'less shit' 0
dogwheels 3 years
Nation's pavements take a pounding as millions of fatties start one-day diet 0
dogwheels 3 years

More soonnext year...

News of the World journalist suspended for doing what he was told 0
dogwheels 3 years
The Archbishop of Canterbury is to marry Prince William and Kate Middleton 0
flyerblade 3 years

Straight quote from the BBC news website for the obvious joke "The Archbishop of Canterbury is to marry Prince William and Kate Middleton at their forthcoming wedding, St James Palace discloses."...