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Nick Clegg sponsored by Embassy denies promoting cigarettes. 0
Basil_B 3 years
75% of MPs thought to be incapable of work 1
hero2zero 3 years

Researchers tell us, “Many should be on incapacity benefit!”...

Clegg to replace Paul the Psychic Octopus 0
Moggsy 3 years

We needed another spineless indecisive creature - Nick Clegg fits the job perfectly...

False Eruption Alarm in Indonesia 0
ruthless1 3 years

Indonesia Volcano Eruption has been described as a "false alarm" as livestock farmer admits to "loud rumbling stomach after skipping lunch", sources say...

Charlie Sheens` turns to God after his latest alcohol,powdered substance 3
arrghgarry 3 years

trashing of his hotel room next to his sleeping wife and kids and thanks him for making him the star of Americas`top rated TV show . One and half men and a boy...

Wayne Roooney admits he has been going through a bad patch recently 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Sir Alec Ferguson advises him to stop looking for prossies in Moss side and drive home going through Clayton ,where the trees have not been p@ulled up yet ...

Council workers to confiscate cheap alcohol from supermarkets and off licences 0
ItsReevesy 3 years

Local council offices are expecting to be inundated with job applications from teenagers after the Government announces new measures to combat alcohol abuse. More soon...

World Cup Octopus Dies - Rooney hires extra Doctors 0
wolfie 3 years
England's Biggest Horny Dumb Animal Finally Shot - Rooney Hires Extra Bodyguard 0
wolfie 3 years
UN Monopoly Game Revealed -UK Economy Rescued as Osborne Lands on "Free Parking" 0
wolfie 3 years

The mystery UK growth figure of 0.8% was explained by a Downing Street leak revealing that the UK has been locked in an international game of Monopoly with most other UN countries. A behatted and...

Economy back on track, says Osborne. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Surprise move sees all spending cuts reversed. Thousands of public sector workers to get their jobs back...

Growth in last quarter entirely due to Rooney's pay rise. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Psychic octopus predicts untimely death of German national football team... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Esther Rantzen "tripped" OAPs in bid to boost commission from accident helpline 0
dogwheels 3 years
Jaws shark checks into rehab 3
dogwheels 3 years

Rene Carson, the shark who terrified a generation of movie-goers in the hit film Jaws, has checked into an exclusive Beverly Hills rehabilitation clinic. Carson's family said in a statement that he...

Dancing in the streets of Aberdeen at another year of stealing daylight from 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

the bastard English...

Government raises threat level to 'Severe' after days get shorter 0
dogwheels 3 years

The government has raised the UK threat level to 'Severe' after scientists found conclusive evidence that the days are becoming shorter. The new threat level means the security services believe the...

BST ‘hanging in there, could go to the wire’ – Greenwich 0
malgor 3 years
Anne Widdecombe No Longer Virgin 2
De-scribe 3 years

Strictly Come Dancing star Anne Widdecombe has controversially pulled out the Nativity Play in her home village of Haytor, Devon. Miss Widdecombe had played the part of the Virgin Mary in the annual...

FBU Strike Cancelled 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Some one got the porn channel connected up again in the night shift's waiting room...

Media 'Talent' Rampages Throught Street Ripping up Signs 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

When challenged one said 'Do you know who I am?' while another said 'We can find out where you live'...

Our news coverage is fair and balanced, says director general of Man United TV 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The director general of Man United TV has hit out at accusations that his TV channel is biased, labelling his critics as right wing, climate change little englanders. Speaking at the Chorley...

PM says Firefighters strike on 5thNov is irresponsible, though funding cut isn't 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Fireworks later, indoors if wet...

5th November 47hr Fire Strike; Plumbers morning/afternoon slots now available 0
thackaray 3 years
Jobs hits back at The Independent launching new paper called i 4
fun and games 3 years

Apple Managing Director Steve Jobs has complained at The Independent launching a new light edition, branded “i”, as a breach of copyright. “We don’t own all the letters, but everyone knows...

Yorkshire Post launches 2p newspaper – the ‘aye’ 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Eh Up, http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-63711994125288566#...

Fiddler on the Roof writer died researching sequel: "Rod Hull and the TV aerial" 0
thackaray 3 years
Trumpton Firemen Go On Strike 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb plan to strike on Novemeber the 5th in protest at the new working contract. Dibble, the shop steward, said it was outrageous new contracts were...

Paul the Octopus died in Germany today and he forecast 0
arrghgarry 3 years

that he would be known forever as a great Oracle ,which ever way you sliced and diced it ...

Paul the Ironic Octopus dies. His last words were 'So long, suckers...' 0
pinxit 3 years