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Playstation Identity Thieves Discover Playstation Owners Have No Identity 3
wolfie 3 years

Unhappy hackers revealed today that there was no point to their stealing the personal data of thousands of pastey faced, black T-shirt wearing 14-34 year old males, because they could barely muster...

Trump takes on Ding to decide which is the best snooker sound effect. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Royal Wedding latest: punters start queueing for 'returns' 0
Skylarking 3 years

"they're restricted view seats luv, on the 'Axis of Evil' pew W37 and 38"...

Syrian Ambassador off wedding list after admitting Gadaffi is his "plus one" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
President Obama challenges Donald Trump to prove his hair is American... 0
Iamthestig 3 years

All I want to know is whether Mr. trump can prove that his hairpiece has American heritage. I think the country wants to know that every fibre on his being is American through and through...

National economy less important less perceived sexism says angry Lesbedyke 0
ronseal 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson and Ryan Giggs have not taken out super-injunctions 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

A TV star and columnist, and a well-known footballer, may or may not have taken out super-injunctions, but even if they have, we cannot know this or give any indication of who they are., The...

Running repair on towing gear for Royal Carriage causes last minute hitch 0
Basil_B 3 years
I don't think my wife IS better known than me, retorts Lord Gaga 8
ronseal 3 years

Lord Gaga has angrily rejected suggestions that his wife, Lady Gaga, is now probably better known than him. 'Does Lady Gaga make the best gentleman's wellingtons in Jermyn Street? No. Was Lady Gaga...

UNICEF quizzed over blowing donations on Barcelona shirt sponsorship deal 0
DrTurmoil 3 years
Kate to give ‘whatevah’ W sign for marriage vow 2
jp1885 3 years

The recently released order of service has revealed that Britain’s future queen will answer the question ‘will you take William Arthur Philip Louis to be your husband?’ by giving a ‘W’...

Bereaved family of man who invented autocue 'lost for words'. 6
be reasonable 3 years
Tickets for Victoria Pendleton's Olympic events sell like fast-selling things 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The organisers (if that's the right word) of the 2012 Olympics have announced that tickets for Victoria Pendleton's events at the Olympics have sold faster than anything else has ever sold, including...

'No to AV' campaign regretting celebrity support of Man from Del Monte 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Writing was on the wall for inventor of autocue 2
ronseal 3 years
Inventor of autocue to be Monday on buried 1
rickwestwell 3 years
William and Kate confirm they are booked to go on Jeremy Kyle in October. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Micheal Winner to be appointed Ambassador to Middle East. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Obama unable to produce documents making him white. 0
Tom Sarvay 3 years
New high score set for stealing credit card details... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Economy seeks super-injunction over sordid 'double dip' rumours 0
3 years
Sony's 'father of the CD' dies unexpectedly after being smeared with jam 14
rickwestwell 3 years

More soon. Only makes sense if you remember the original hype on Tomorrow's World etc where they said these amazing things called CDs would even work after being covered in jam or squeezed through a...

Volunteers needed 2
riesler 3 years

for 21 gun salute as tribute to human cannonball...

Royal wedding coverage gets "too much" for man in vegetative state 0
thackaray 3 years

After 5 years in a vegetative state and defying medical opinion, Alfred Mason, 68, woke up in Leeds General Infirmary to tell his family and hospital staff to stop going on about the "bloody" Royal...

Rival tablet '80 percent shinier' than iPad 0
3 years

IT experts were taken by surprise by the release of an iPad rival from Swarovski Crystal today. The tablet, marketed under the name 'iGlass', is twice the price of the iPad, and considerably more...

Married men seek super-injunction against royal wedding 1
jp1885 3 years

Britain’s married men have formally applied for a so-called ‘super-injunction’, in an attempt to prevent the royal wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton from being shown on...

President Obama releases birth certificate online. Has identity stolen. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More obvious humour soon...

Dr's warn hackers who read details of PlayStation gamers' lives risk depression 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Physicists 'disappointed' with discovery of Higg's bassoon. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Dora the Explorer arrested for trespassing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Suspicious singing backpack taken away for controlled explosion., More Soon...