Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Sun photographers ready as Armstrong is stripped 0
charlies_hat 24.08.12 7:12am
charlies_hat
An Internet Message Board Poster Reaches Human Perfection

An internet user called ‘longandhard69’ is the greatest person to have ever lived, he has revealed. The list of his accomplishments is enough to make Dale Winton feel like he has wasted his...

0
Hooch 24.08.12 12:17am
Hooch
Money fountain discovery 'could prove Nadir's innocence'.

A money spring, which over years has gushed millions of pounds into the air, has been discovered in Northern Cyprus. If the source of it can be traced back to the UK it could be the evidence troubled...

0
Boutros 23.08.12 11:43pm
Boutros
Your Guide to Selling Your Home

With all the Olympics commotion, thousands of would-be sellers have taken their eye of the ball. The number of houses I’ve seen recently that lack a small amount of time and effort that could earn...

3
quango 23.08.12 11:09pm
Smart Alex
Troops withdrawn from Afghanistan now Paralympic Squads full

Prime Minister David Cameron made a joint announcement with Lord Coe today, setting out timetables for withdrawl of British troops from Afghanistan. Lord Coe followed this announcement by naming the...

3
Ironduke 23.08.12 11:00pm
Ironduke
Why ‘rape’ isn’t always wrong: A guide to sexual etiquette, by George Galloway

After the backlash from my recent comments regarding the allegations against Julian Assange, it has become clear that a lot of people do not fully understand sexual etiquette. So I’m here to tell...

10
Vertically Challenged Giant 23.08.12 10:59pm
dvo4fun
Leaflet relief for Syrian rebels

The British Government has announced today that a huge package of aid has recently been sent to rebels desperately fighting against the oppressive regime of President Assad in Syria. The huge package...

3
Lucy4 23.08.12 10:52pm
Boutros
Timpson's investigated after claims that goods were mis-sold. More soon.

Timpson's. You know. The shoe repair place Never mind...

0
deskpilot3 23.08.12 10:39pm
deskpilot3
"GCSEs marked down to make Gove seem cleverer"

Education Secretary Michael Gove denies political interference in this year's GCSE results. "The suggestion that the drop in the number of A* GCSE makes me look more intelligent is like totally...

1
apepper 23.08.12 10:36pm
deskpilot3
Prince Harry sympathetic with naked rambler plight 0
custard cream 23.08.12 9:00pm
custard cream
James Hewitt "ashamed". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.08.12 8:47pm
Al OPecia
Naked billiards to be demonstration sport in Rio Olympics. More soon.

Another Royal Medal in prospect...

0
Al OPecia 23.08.12 8:46pm
Al OPecia
Right to die man to be jailed for contempt of court. More soon.

Ta grumble...

2
Al OPecia 23.08.12 8:17pm
Yikes
Restoration expert ruins cartoon

An elderly librarian at the BBC has stunned cultural officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a prized cartoon of a cat and dog., Roobarb and Custard by Grange Calvaley has...

5
Gerontius 23.08.12 8:16pm
Yikes
Rio Athletes to eat Yorkshire Puddings

Following the outstanding success of Yorkshire-born athletes in the London 2012 Olympics, Team GB sport scientists have announced a new dietary regime for Brazil 2016. UK athletes will be...

0
Alfred Noakes 23.08.12 8:14pm
Alfred Noakes
Buckingham Palace to be sold in social housing reform

The government has announced today that it plans to sell off Buckingham Palace, as part of its social housing reform. Substantial financial savings can be realised by selling off premier public...

0
Alfred Noakes 23.08.12 8:02pm
Alfred Noakes
Prince Harry Ignites New "Ginger Pubes" Craze For Kids! 0
HIGNFY 23.08.12 8:02pm
HIGNFY
Prince Harry: ‘I took off clothes to avoid causing offence’

Prince Harry today gave an explanation regarding the events that led to him being photographed naked in Los Angeles. The monarch stated ‘I had inadvertently put on an old fancy dress uniform on...

0
Alfred Noakes 23.08.12 7:51pm
Alfred Noakes
Lack Of Able Bodied Parking Spaces Causes Paralympics Nightmare

Just a headline...

1
HIGNFY 23.08.12 7:45pm
Yikes
Andrew refuses to let Kevin use his bat and ball over "poo poo" dispute

England's preparation for the World Cup of Backyard Cricket (open to everyone with an emotional age less than 10 years of age) are in disarray as a dispute between the captain, Andrew, and best...

4
Yikes 23.08.12 7:37pm
button
Gove denies ever passing his GCSEs 0
Gary Baldy 23.08.12 7:33pm
Gary Baldy
Queen caught wearing Wedgwood blue matching hat and jacket

The Queen has been photographed wearing a Wedgwood blue matching hat and jacket at a private garden party. 'It's hugely embarrassing,' said veteran Royal watcher Evelyn Mountjoy. 'After the Jubilee...

0
roybland 23.08.12 7:30pm
roybland
Serialised next week: 50 Shades of Galloway

Thrilling new installment of the 50 Shades sensation. Serialised all next week. In which new antihero George Galloway, dressed in his lycra gimp outfit, tempts women to have sex with him,...

0
Miss Hegas 23.08.12 6:19pm
Miss Hegas
Forced entry to Ecuadorian Embassy "probably OK if occupants are asleep" 4
grumblechops 23.08.12 5:15pm
nickb
GCSEs still easier than last year - but offset by kids being more stupid. 1
bonjonelson 23.08.12 4:32pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Balance restored to universe as Edwina Curry goes on Cruise. 2
button 23.08.12 4:17pm
charlies_hat
Jordanian paralympians no entry to Ecudorian Embassy due to access issues 0
simonjmr 23.08.12 2:50pm
simonjmr
Remaining Pussy Riot members jailed for "putting bins out on wrong day". 0
dominic_mcg 23.08.12 1:06pm
dominic_mcg
Asil Nadir denies taking daughter's Polly Pocket dolls. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.08.12 1:00pm
dominic_mcg
Right-to-die man "must be ressurected" after defying High Court 1
grumblechops 23.08.12 12:51pm
FlashArry