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Mexico launches law suite over UK's copyright infringement with 'waves' 0
irreverendJ 06.01.14 3:14pm
Aberystwyth seafront waves goodbye after making quite a splash on frontpages 0
irreverendJ 06.01.14 3:10pm
UK seaside resorts launch freak wave fests

The future of Britain’s seaside towns received a boost yesterday with the announcement by the national tourism agency, VisitBritain that freak wave fests are to head a list of new attractions. ...

Dick Everyman 06.01.14 2:53pm
Dick Everyman
George Osborne owes the Littlewoods’ catalogue £25bn

The Chancellor today admitted to what is now looking like ‘an horrendous Christmas overspend’. Threatening to cut the welfare budget after the next election, Mr. Osborne confessed that he may...

Wrenfoe 06.01.14 2:44pm
Obama Proposes Gun Control for the Under-Threes and Monkeys

In a controversial proposed legislation, Barack Obama has announced measures to limit firearm access for the Under Threes. Citizens under the age of 3 and four months may soon be limited to the...

Rowan van den Berg 06.01.14 2:16pm
Prince William's yatching trip ends up at the udder Cows 0
irreverendJ 06.01.14 1:45pm
Cameron to introduce "Atlantis style" flood defences 0
Bigglesworth 06.01.14 12:12pm
'Gove, you are a fornicating baboon,' says Blackadder 0
Oxbridge 06.01.14 11:09am
Unreality TV 'will never catch on', experts conclude

It was the surprise minority hit of 2013: stories seen on television that were not actually true in any sense but rather contained in 'scripts' produced by 'writers' and played out by trained...

Oxbridge 06.01.14 7:32am
Deck chairs and Pimms in trenches to be added to history curriculum - Gove 0
Not Amused 06.01.14 4:44am
Not Amused
Rising CO2 levels to be lowered with large Dyson Air Multiplier 0
Dumbnews 06.01.14 1:44am
Met Office warns of severe delays to TV "personal journeys" 0
Bigglesworth 05.01.14 10:22pm
Gove's latest crock of shit "over by Christmas".

In a communique from his luxurious Chateau some miles from the front line, Field Marshal Sir Paul Hogmanay Dacre has given his full backing to his C in C General Sir Alexander Douglas Gove in his...

blokefromstoke 05.01.14 8:39pm
You say B.O. Are eye pea. Claims Google autofill.

Morecambe Soon yi Previn and other stuff you didn't actually type...

MADJEZ 05.01.14 8:33pm
Perfect Kitten-Drowning Weather Hits Britain

With the UK currently experiencing abnormally stormy weather, which has resulted in flooding across the country with more forecast in the coming weeks, experts and members of the public are agreed it...

tryptophan 05.01.14 8:24pm
Men demand access to new register of breast implants

It's only fair...

gavin 05.01.14 8:18pm
Midfield Diamond
British Isles To Be Floated Off To The Antipodes, In The Hope Of Better Weather

and an opportunity for England to learn how to play cricket., [i]Oh the shame, the humiliation. And I don't even [/i]like[i] cricket.[/i]...

Titus 05.01.14 4:51pm
Hospitalised optimist expected to make half-full recovery.

50% more soon...

sredni vashta 05.01.14 3:58pm
sredni vashta
Gerry Anderson ‘did Apollo 11 lunar module lift off in 1969’ admits NASA

Filmed using the special ‘Supermarionation’ process, the historic ‘small step and giant leap’ global superpower propaganda con was masterminded by the rocket puppetry genius and his special...

farmer giles 05.01.14 3:28pm
farmer giles
England cricket team worried they "might draw Scotland" in 2015 World Cup. 0
Al OPecia 05.01.14 3:03pm
Al OPecia
The Coen brothers' "Inside Windsor Davis" not up to usual standard. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.01.14 1:35pm
Guitar sales and Wonga loans double over festive season

More Bbmaj7 soon...

Scroat 05.01.14 1:26pm
Paul McKenna gains weight and starts smoking - fans brand him a hypnocrit

.. for Titus :)...

Yikes 05.01.14 12:58pm
Ref Minor
Dim-witted Elbow fans rush to buy latest Arse album 0
Idiot 05.01.14 12:09pm
Food banks ‘too big to fail’ warns think tank

UK food banks have become so large and interconnected they cannot possibly be allowed to fail claims an independent think tank., Writing in The Economist, Bank of England Chairman Mark Carney agreed...

Gerontius 05.01.14 10:55am
England cricket team: losing is part of the bigger plan

As they trudged off with an alarming swagger after a 5-0 series drubbing, Alistair Cooke and his right hand and er left hand men, Belly and Kevo, began to give TV interviews. Cookie, as he is still...

Makkers1 05.01.14 10:18am
Environment Agency to be abolished following failure to stop tide coming in

As temperate Britain transforms into a storm battered bastion offset from the ‘continent', British Government are throwing in the very soggy towel. Despite the Environment Agency and council...

marymole 05.01.14 9:59am
Outrage As Tories Bribe Voters Most Likely To Actually Turn Out And Vote

i.e., pensioners. Isn't democracy terrible! [Cackles gleefully all the way to the bank]...

Titus 05.01.14 9:12am
Huge Crowds Flock To Storm-Lashed Coast To Watch Spectators Getting Washed Away 0
Titus 05.01.14 9:05am
England Cricket Team To Re-Fashion Their Bats…..

…Into baseball bats….. Can't get any worse, surely?...

Jesse Bigg 05.01.14 8:50am
Jesse Bigg