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“Might be a tummy bug” results in Civil Servant's sixth Monday off sick 4
kimllfixit 3 years

Civil Service offices across the country are considering a massive deep-cleaning and health inspection as mysterious illnesses strike down many office workers on yet another Monday morning. 38 year...

Noel Gallagher slams NME award as "not sufficiently 'ighbrow" 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Tories Promise "No Bonuses and Wage Cut" for "Greedy" Jodrell Bankers 1
thisisall1word 3 years
snow globes to help in NHS shake-up 0
victimms 3 years
Drug mules to be shown sentencing leniency if their ass has been exploited 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Outcry as Hare Krishna’s perform setlist of all-new material at Oxford St show 11
Skylarking 3 years

Longstanding fans of the Hare Krishna sect – famous for their 1969 top 20 hit ‘Hare Krishna Mantra' – were in uproar yesterday as the group used their first show in two years - at London's...

Finger cuts off Paul Daniels 3
Mister F 3 years

Surgeons were baffled today by reports that Paul Daniels finger had finally had enough of the association and had cut him off. The finger, interviewed at a secret location stated, " I did 60 odd...

BBC announce series of 'StarTazering Live' with Brian Cox 1
charlies_hat 3 years

Phone vote for suitable contestants...

Ministers vote to increase benefits of the doubt for MPs 0
kga6 3 years
Newt Gingrich's Sudden Rise Explained 0
Textbook 3 years

as it is confirmed that the Rpublican stalwart has threatened to release a swimsuit calendar should he lose the nomination race...

Public unconcerned over erectile dysfunction in Westminster 0
tedweasel 3 years
“Mamma Mia may be secret undercover vehicle for Abba songs” say top scientists 0
antharrison 3 years

A group of scientists and codebreakers from Oxford University has shocked the theatrical community by suggesting that the hit film and musical Mamma Mia may be based entirely on songs written and...

Local outrage as Ventnor University plans to offer degrees in IT 0
grottymonty 3 years

The Isle of Wight's third largest university has caused shockwaves again by announcing a new range if qualifications to "better reflect the world around us". Local resident Albert Sidebottom raged,...

After short-lived solo career, Paul Daniels' finger rejoins rest of entertainer 0
Clarky 3 years
Arab League of Gentlemen to send monitors to Royston Vasey 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Blackberry’s management reorganisation delayed 24 hours by technical problems 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Balotelli’s Lancashire clog dancing ‘coming along nicely’ say City 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Benefits Cap 'most effective birth control method' for poor people claim govt. 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Hospitals just one step from heaven say staff 0
victimms 3 years
Daily Mail readers' condition "furious but stable" after benefit cap story 0
Drylaw 3 years
Cameron to make benefits dependent on tax contributions 0
tomholder 3 years

I guess Vodafone won't be expected to get any benefits whatsoever...

Ken Livingstone backs Newt Gingrich for President 0
apepper 3 years

Former Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone has formally backed Newt Gingrich for President of the USA. "Any green amphibian is good by me.", said Livingstone...

Science: "Was F1's Bernie Ecclestone the inspiration for Human Genome research?" 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Man In Street Fails His First Resucitation Case..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"How does that song go again?"...

The whole world has a moral duty to obey Eric Pickles, says Eric Pickles 1
roybland 3 years

Councillors have a moral duty to do anything Communities Secretary Eric Pickles says, according to Communities Secretary Eric Pickles. Mr Pickles says that councils have a moral duty to sign up to...

'Smiling' George Alagiah spat in my face, claims Witchell 0
Drylaw 3 years
Olympic mascot shock.. that anyone's bothering to make them. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Debt talks are all Greek to me says chief negotiator 0
victimms 3 years
MI5 eavesdropped on Chinese embassy with bugged wok 0
nickb 3 years
French chefs approach New Jersey for freshly barbecued meat 0
Sinnick 3 years