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Men-only clubs "illegal" says W.I.

International Women's Day - My arse!...

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beau-jolly 09.03.12 1:06pm
beau-jolly
David Cameron to speed up adoption process for Nick Clegg

The prime minister has vowed to tackle ‘absurd barriers to mixed-party adoption’ as he sets out proposals to fast-track Nick Clegg into the Conservative home. ‘Nick has been with us now for...

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Ludicity 10.03.12 9:58am
dvo4fun
Judge Lifts Super Injunction on Walkers Crisps Mystery Flavour's identities 0
paddyparkinson 09.03.12 12:49pm
paddyparkinson
Sweeney remake leads to growth in cardboard box industry. 0
seymour totti 09.03.12 12:46pm
seymour totti
Milibands engulfed in siblings discount scandal

Even at the peak of the MPs' expenses debacle, the Miliband brothers were routinely claiming a siblings discount wherever and whenever they could, the Parliamentary Scandals Committee revealed today....

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Boutros 09.03.12 12:39pm
Boutros
Apple to introduce new product prefix.

Apple Corporation, makers of the iPad and iPod, have announced their intention to launch a new series of products with a new two letter prefix. An Apple spokesperson explained "Successful as 'i' has...

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weematt 09.03.12 12:35pm
weematt
Adoption:Cameron makes it easier to get rid of unwanted children, Clegg worried. 0
MADJEZ 09.03.12 12:03pm
MADJEZ
‘And That’s Why I Don’t Bother Voting Anymore’ Explains John From Accounts

John from accounts has derisively sighed, shaken his head in despair and apathetically slung his copy of the Daily Mail onto the canteen table while declaring ‘And that’s why I don’t bother...

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UnoEye 16.12.13 8:11am
Sinnick
Product branding association formed - uBetterNot

Leading brand owners have formed an association (uBetterNot) to protect their rights to the use of a symbol (usually lower case alpha ) joined to another (usually capitalised) word. A well known...

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weematt 09.03.12 11:31am
weematt
Apple's new cosmetics app - the iBrowpencil

Its my first attempt...

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Rootin Tootin 09.03.12 8:12pm
writinginbsl
Catholic Church excommunicates God: Pope Benedict XVI unrepentant. 0
Shaun McGrath 09.03.12 9:57am
Shaun McGrath
Basil Brush tragically gassed in urbane fox cull 0
cinquecento 09.03.12 9:39am
cinquecento
Boy with Big Mac stuck up his backside diagnosed with ass-burgers syndrome.

Sorry about that. At least I didn't put Whopper...

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Haywood Manley 10.03.12 4:34pm
Haywood Manley
Complaints pour in after Witness Protection Scheme sells customer data

Chicago police are currently investigating a crop of kidnappings and murders of people in the federal witness protection scheme. The connection between the victims has been traced to the sale of...

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Immunis 13.03.12 7:55am
Immunis
Lib Dems plan to target murderous psychopaths with Manson Tax 2
Skylarking 09.03.12 8:18pm
writinginbsl
Osborne introduces hefty tax on girdles 'to alleviate pain of squeezed middle' 0
pinxit 09.03.12 6:26am
pinxit
Cardboard cutout convention falls flat 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 09.03.12 8:19pm
writinginbsl
'Mansion tax' will see increase in 'Monopoly Money'

Hasbro, the makers of the famous Monopoly game, have joined Labour in coming out in support of the Government's proposal for a 'mansion tax'. They have even called for them to go further and...

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Perks 09.03.12 4:05pm
Perks
Owners of 4g iPad3 eagerly await upgrade of Britain 0
cinquecento 08.03.12 11:48pm
cinquecento
Disaster waiting to happen happens. 1
nickb 08.03.12 11:42pm
FlashArry
Best things since sliced bread reach 50 billion

The number of things that are the best since sliced bread, yesterday reached a startling 50 billion when Southport pensioner Dave Dunn (79) declared that, 'these free bus passes are the best thing...

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roybland 08.03.12 8:49pm
roybland
Scholars reassess authorship of Hamlet following one-star Amazon review

The world’s foremost literary and theatre critics say they have been forced into reconsidering the merit of William Shakespeare’s epic five hour play Hamlet, following a scathing critique by an...

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Skylarking 12.03.12 5:42am
Perks
Apple sue J-Cloth by mistake

Computer and phone giant Apple have accidentally sued the manufacturers of the J Cloth cleaning material. "It was an easy mistake; they look so similar.", explained an Apple spokesman...

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apepper 08.03.12 8:00pm
apepper
Agnostic accused of indecision responds “oh, I don’t know..." 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 08.03.12 6:58pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Drew Brees tired of being unappreciated, decides to appreciate himself. 14
Brian Malloy 10.03.12 8:09am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Tax inspectors find Ken Livingstone's off shore stash of walnut whips 0
ronseal 08.03.12 6:09pm
ronseal
Apple launch app for formal wear that sounds like a war monger: iMadinnerjacket 1
08.03.12 6:42pm
Golgo13
Apple releases iCouldn'tthinkofanythingfunny app.

Oh, the iRony...

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Haywood Manley 08.03.12 5:32pm
Haywood Manley
Massive flares on their way; fashion houses in panic. 0
Boutros 08.03.12 4:17pm
Boutros
Butter makers welcome anti-Storking laws 0
simonjmr 08.03.12 3:47pm
simonjmr