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Cruel dictator dies of overwork 3
DorsetBoy 3 years

International news agencies have been reporting the death of a notorious tyrant and the leader of a secretive kleptomaniac society. Under his rule, millions of his people were kept in starvation and...

Kim Nominated with Posthumous Oscar for role as Kim Jong-il 0
A.Parody 3 years

Yuri Irsenovich Kim is to be nominated for a posthumous Oscar and Life time achievement award at the forth coming 84th Academy Award Ceremony in February. Kim, who famously undertook the role of...

Strictly and Dr Who stars back plan to rename BBC News as ‘News about the BBC’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ten million versions of "I was Jong-il's double" published in North Korea. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Cat’s life in balance as resistance develops to latest cat food 12
Des Custard 3 years

The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend. For months she had been kept alive by one...

EUripedes.... clothes off and underneath is.... 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years SUPERCAM!!!!!!! He pushes planets out of orbit!, he leaps buildings with a single bound!!!, . he can resist pissing...

Football referees 'wreaking revenge on society' claims new report 4
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Contrary to the widely-held belief that referees do their best at an increasingly difficult job, a new study claims that they are actually jumped-up, self-important control freaks expressing their...

Donald Neilson dies. Theme from Midnight Cowboy guaranteed Xmas No1. 6
wallster 3 years

is that right?...

Kim Jong Ill to be replaced by Jeffrey Bernard. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Environmentally conscious carpet cleaner tormented by his carbon footprint 0
medici2471 3 years
Joy as Footballers Wives goes to Christmas Number One 3
Oxbridge 3 years

[digitally remastered in anticipation] It has been described as the ultimate feel-good story, an anthem sung by a choir made up entirely of the wives of Britain's heroic footballers, and it has now...

Car traditionalists mourn as the last original Citroen Saxo gets pimped. 0
grottymonty 3 years

Wierdy beardy traditionalists were crying into their warm brown beer this weekend as it was announced that there are now no Citroen Saxo's remaining in their original condition. The last one was...

Wikileaks Trial: Bradley Manning to reveal family link to Bernard 0
nickb 3 years

Leaked information from the team defending Bradley Manning shows that he was deeply affected by the close family ties he had with his uncle, the late Bernard Manning. Few people know that British...

BB cured by AA 7
malgor 3 years

B B King said he can’t express his gratitude enough to Alcoholics Anonymous for helping him kick the bottle. ‘Goddadmit, I was fucked-up good n proper,’ said the original Black Blues man from...

Mixing metaphors - We ask, 'Is this the thin end of the slippery slope?' 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Tombliboo un takes charge in North Korea 0
grottymonty 3 years
Kim Jong II to be succeeded by brother Jim 0
Drylaw 3 years
King Kong II release causes panic in South Korea 0
medici2471 3 years
Kim Jong Ill to be succeeded by Kim Jong Unwell 1
tedweasel 3 years

Kim Jong Offcolour expected in 2025 as Korean health standards show slight improvement...

Hague fury as Kim Jong Il death too late to stop Xmas card 0
ianslat 3 years

Foreign Secretary William Hague has today spoken of his anger that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il couldn’t have died a couple of days sooner, prior to the UK sending him a Christmas card....

US awaits ascension of Kim Jong III 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Liberal Democrats forced to admit 'Saint Nick' Clegg does not exist. 4
Perks 3 years

As another generation of children face their first Christmas with the knowledge that Father Christmas is a mythical made up person, Lib Dems up and down the country face a bombshell of their own. It...

Chinese Maritime Shipping Bonds downgraded to junk 3
DorsetBoy 3 years
Oversubscribed Middlesbrough school credits ‘satisfactory’ Ofsted report 3
Gong of Fur 3 years

A school in Middlesbrough that previously failed to attract average pupils has been deluged with applications for the 2012/13 school year. Joan Mydil, Head Teacher at Lusitania Comprehensive, says...

Ant and Dec to host Jong-il exit show 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Neville Chamberlain posthumously sacked due to Hitler photo 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Six rescued in Yorkshire airlift, 8 million still stranded 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Shock at hearing he had a"'pretty girl's name" proves too much for Korean leader 0
Username 3 years

.. (Sorry, has someone done this one already?)...

Saddam Hussein reviews He-man 6
Michael Cargill 3 years

I catched my son watching cartoon called He-man other day. I watch it and I get disgust, it just American propaganda lies to turn all my dear fellow Iraqis against me so they not vote for me at next...

Kim Jong-il heart attack 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

triggered by realisation that all his savings are in Euros...