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Pigs foil lone wolf plot 2
iRonA 3 years
Terry's All White selection is fastest selling Christmas chocolate box 0
kga6 3 years
Victoria Beckham's interior designer redesigns her interior 2
Gong of Fur 3 years

In a move that has sent shock waves through celebrity circles, style guru Victoria Beckham has taken interior design to a whole new level by having her own interior redesigned. Now living in Beverly...

Jonathon Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro 1
Flexicon 3 years

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling ‘career suicide’. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathon Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision...

Government to underwrite mortgages (on MPs second homes) 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Taliban leaders condemn "Daily Mail Law" : barbaric and inhuman 3
steve_l 3 years

A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the "barbaric and inhuman" regime of "Daily Mail Law" and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of...

Headline writers vote to strike. 2
reforse 3 years

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Mail on Sunday denies phone hacking, insists all stories are entirely fabricated 3
reforse 3 years

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Revolutionary new cleaner will kill 'other 0.1% of all known germs' 8
Perks 3 years
Miliband surprised at low valuation of Ed Balls by Antiques Roadshow expert 2
3 years

Labour leader Ed Miliband expressed disappointment at the low valuation placed on his Ed Balls by the Antiques Roadshow but assured watching viewers that he wanted to sell him anyway. "He may not be...

Police force to fast track hard nosed detectives who don't play by the rules 9
Shandy 3 years

The head of the UK police force announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule breaking detectives who have an uncanny knack of bringing scum bags to...

‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter 14
3 years

Plucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72...

Couscous Rally in Cairo Causes Crowds to Swell Dangerously 1
Immunis 3 years
Ampersand awarded "most efficient" logogram accolade. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Couple describe their fairy-tale romance as 'Grimm' 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Man who lost his rag and his marbles tries metaphysical lost property office 0
Smart Alex 3 years

or would do if he hadn't lost his bottle!...

Domestic Violence defendant acquitted by High Court Judge: "She was used to it" 1
dvo4fun 3 years

No more soon...

Domestos violence kills 99.9% of household 0
medici2471 3 years
Blah blah [insert] High Court Judge blah blah [insert] 'used to it' 0
dvo4fun 3 years

no more soon[honest]...

Children in Need to become 18 rated drama 2
Immunis 3 years

The BBC have started filming a 6 part mini series version of the popular family drama ‘Children in Need’ with a view to international sales. ‘We’ve been doing Children in Need as one off...

Men who wear low slung jeans to be rounded up and shot 8
Shandy 3 years

Young men who wear their trousers fashionably low slung will be rounded up and shot in a new government crackdown on awfulness. "It's rare that people show such clear indications of being giant...

High Court Judge's ruling "It's OK to assault Police as they're used to it" 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon. no doubt...

Help for Heroes defends donations to Save the Cheerleader. 0
reforse 3 years

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Joey Barton latest to be accused in hacking scandal 0
kga6 3 years
"Cancer can give you cancer" claims Daily Mail 2
bonjonelson 3 years
New Egyptian riots dismissed as "derivative and repetitious". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Pizza Hut announces immediate closure of all 56 Scots restaurants 0
Jammydodgers 3 years


Sleep gives you cancer according to Daily Mail 2
Shandy 3 years

The Daily Mail has senstaionally revealed new evidence which proves that sleep gives you cancer, after finding that 100% of cancer sufferers sleep on a regular basis. The DM takes causes of cancer...

All EU Countries now blaming distint other EU countries for financial crisis 1
gaijintendo 3 years

INFOTABLIC [code]Country - Countries Blamed, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, Austria Belgium, Portugal, Belgium Portugal, Germany, Bulgaria Hungary, Ireland,...

David Cameron quits as PM to become builder... 0
victimms 3 years

All the 'right tools' are in the cabinet!...