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Shame for Glasgow family as son goes on outrageous sobriety binge

The stout family from Glasgow have told this month of their horror at realising son Patrick, 33, was becoming increasingly dependent sobriety. Reporters were told the family first became suspicious...

TobiasBV 22.10.13 9:41pm
Pensioner's Acute Indigestion After Wrong Choice Over 'Eat Or Heat Your House'. 0
Titus 22.10.13 9:29pm
Medhi Hasan's rant about Kaffir wins UKIP recruiting officer of the year award 0
ronseal 22.10.13 9:03pm
Delight as wind farm to be replaced by nuclear waste dump

Residents of Little Nimby-in-the-Past as celebrating the news that the blight of a local wind farm is going to be obliterated and replaced by a dump for waste material from a newly built nuclear...

apepper 22.10.13 9:02pm
Woman bakes cake 0
Mandy Lifeboat 22.10.13 8:48pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Alex Ferguson is not my father, insists Simon Weston 1
medici2471 22.10.13 8:08pm
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British Gas looking to set up a windfall farm. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.10.13 8:02pm
David Beckham: Alex Ferguson always gets the last boot in 0
AReader 22.10.13 6:37pm
Children of newly divorced parents looking forward to 'best Christmas ever'

When parents make the difficult decision to go their separate ways, concern for their children's emotional wellbeing is often at the forefront of their minds; how will they cope with mummy and daddy...

Robopop 22.10.13 6:18pm
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Racism-ism ruining football, claims FA Commission

Following a spate of high-profile scandals involving racial slurs in football, culminating in a 'space monkey' incident, an un-named new member of FA Commission issued a rambling statement earlier...

Squudge 22.10.13 6:14pm
Comic Relief is called to arms over Panorama film 0
davetwojackets 22.10.13 5:29pm
He-man cartoon producer fails to master the universe by dying 0
davetwojackets 22.10.13 5:26pm
Deaf, dumb and blind kid crashes out of World Pinball Championship

British pinball star, Tommy Walker, has suffered a humiliating first round exit at the hands of an unseeded wild card entry at the World Pinball Championship in Madrid. Walker, who had gained a...

jamsieoconnor 22.10.13 5:19pm
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Roma caravans to carry messages telling illegal blonde immigrant kids to go home 0
pere floza 22.10.13 3:55pm
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Clueless politician attacks headless site 0
sydalg 22.10.13 3:42pm
Hopes fading for missing Tesco 'waste mountain' climber

Mountain Rescue have officially called-off the search for missing mountaineer, Tim Grey, forty-eight hours after the intrepid explorer went missing near the summit of the ever-growing Tesco 'waste...

Jesus H 22.10.13 3:24pm
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Facebook unveils 'you can be on Facebook even if you don't have a head' policy 1
custard cream 22.10.13 3:02pm
Home Office 'Go Home' vans found to be harbouring illegal immigrants 0
custard cream 22.10.13 2:46pm
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Facebook relaxes child pornography ban

Governments and child protection groups around the globe have branded Facebook "criminally irresponsible" as the social networking giant announced plans to remove its ban on child pornography being...

jamsieoconnor 22.10.13 2:01pm
Lib-Dems hire vans to tell 'Go Home' vans to go home. 0
bonjonelson 22.10.13 1:31pm
NewsBiscuit To End Vans Touring Website Saying 'Stop Spamming & Go Home'. 0
Titus 22.10.13 12:26pm
Facebook Compromises By Banning Videos Of Kittens Being Beheaded 0
Titus 22.10.13 12:23pm
Knife fears as Theresa May declares 'go home' vans 'too blunt an instrument' 0
medici2471 22.10.13 12:12pm
Hunt: NHS could employ another 10,000 managers if 'benefit tourists' charged 0
custard cream 22.10.13 12:04pm
custard cream
Co-operative Bank to become totally un-co-operative by 2015

“By the end of this week expect counter staff to mutter fractiously under their breaths, give wrong information and refuse to give small change, with much longer waits for telephone banking by the...

nickb 22.10.13 8:34am
Dyslexic PA fired after booking Rihanna photo shoot in Abu Dhabi morgue 0
irreverendJ 22.10.13 7:43am
Dismay As Tesco Shoppers Fail To Eat Shoots Or Leaves 1
Titus 22.10.13 7:42am
France coquettishly demands to be spied upon

US diplomats have laughed off recent accusations of espionage as 'the jealous machinations' of a spurned French Republic. In turn, the Quai d'Orsay's Laurent Fabius has petulantly claimed that the...

Wrenfoe 22.10.13 7:27am
Police to publish e-fit pictures of MP’s breasts

The police are to circulate efit pictures of a pair of breasts allegedly once belonging to a now prominent MP. The breasts, thought to be in their mid thirties, were initially photographed when...

CulchaVulcha 22.10.13 6:47am
NPower launches Dual Death Discount for pensioners

Eldery couples could be a lot better off by switching to NPower's new Dual Death Discount tariff, the energy supplier announced today. Should both die within the 12 month contract, a 10% saving will...

Boutros 21.10.13 11:40pm