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Threatened Daleks To Be Declared an 'Endangered Species" 0
Titus 05.08.13 7:09am
Titus
Stephen Fry could become the first "Dr Whom"

Hat tip to Wrenfoe's mum...

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CulchaVulcha 05.08.13 6:27am
CulchaVulcha
Daleks Flee Terrifying Shrieks Of "See Youse, Jimmy!" 0
Titus 04.08.13 10:58pm
Titus
Three men demand an end to gender inequality as they launch Meminist Movement

The world has changed dramatically in the time since men first decided it was okay to let women in the office. What was once a fun eccentricity has now become a full blown attack on the male way of...

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Hooch 04.08.13 10:52pm
Hooch
Daleks Block Simon Cowell's Bid To Become Dr Who As 'Cruel And Unnatural' Threat 0
Titus 04.08.13 10:28pm
Titus
I'm gonny pull yer swivelly heid aff ya fascist fucking dalek bastard! 0
Drylaw 04.08.13 10:02pm
Drylaw
Kiss my sweaty Tardis, says Capaldi 1
sponge finger 04.08.13 8:55pm
Squudge
Exterminate or fuck the fuck off 4
Squudge 04.08.13 8:50pm
sponge finger
Peter Capaldi to be new Dr Fucking Who. more soon. 2
Al OPecia 04.08.13 8:49pm
sponge finger
Compromise Script Says "Exterminate You, You Mother-Exterminating Exterminators" 0
Titus 04.08.13 8:14pm
Titus
"Same Person Marriage" Campaign Spearheaded By Simon Cowell

"I just want the same rights as a couple" said Mr Cowell. "The present laws requiring a marriage to involve two people is discriminatory. As someone who is deeply in love, I should be able to make...

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Titus 04.08.13 8:05pm
Titus
Dr Who "to be broadcast after watershed" as Peter Capaldi takes on lead role

Maybe more...

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AReader 04.08.13 8:01pm
AReader
Simon Cowell admits life-long 'sordid affair' with himself

Shamed X-Factor chief Simon Cowell was left facing difficult questions today, after details of a bizarre and sordid affair with himself were revealed by now ex-lover Lauren Silverman, who claims the...

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Jesus H 04.08.13 7:59pm
Titus
Fearful Dr Who Complains Of Tweets From Daleks 'Threatening To Exterminate Him'

Boss of Twitter apologises for any distress caused and states that the Twitter accounts of any Daleks who make 'abusive or threatening' posts will be closed. However as a precaution, all the servers...

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Titus 04.08.13 7:57pm
Titus
Dr Who the *?!$!!! announced as replacement to Matt Smith 0
custard cream 04.08.13 7:25pm
custard cream
Trolls versus ‘celebrities’ war of words – a special report

Most ‘celebrities’ say trolls are pathetic mild-mannered misogynist men with no friends and tiny penises, despite there being no conclusive evidence this is even a small percentage of the case....

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farmer giles 04.08.13 7:04pm
Titus
Doctor Who selection branded a sham as Daleks denied vote.

Lack of ramps and narrow doors. voting booths too narrow. Could not pick up pencil with sucker attachment. Resulted in most ballot papers burnt by careless attempts to laser a cross in them....

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miked10270 04.08.13 6:57pm
Titus
Bishop's apology plagiarized

The Bishop of Aberdeen has been plunged in further controversy following his admission that the Catholic Church was guilty of child abuse. Unbeknownst to the gathered press, Hugh Gilbert's statement...

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Wrenfoe 04.08.13 6:53pm
Wrenfoe
Yoko Ono tells Egypt to 'give peace a chance'

Yoko Ono jetted into Cairo yesterday to bring peace to the beleaguered city. On arrival she was whisked to the Four Seasons hotel and immediately climbed into bed in the Royal Suite, where she...

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Scarlett productions 04.08.13 6:16pm
Scarlett productions
Welsh insurance rep retires after 50 years as Dai to Dai salesman. 1
Al OPecia 04.08.13 4:59pm
Titus
Cameron pledges to legalise revenge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.08.13 1:42pm
Al OPecia
Derren Brown reveals economic recovery as elaborate hoax to be broadcast on Ch 4 1
Al OPecia 04.08.13 1:41pm
Titus
Pickles to receive knighthood for "Services to Backs of Envelopes" 1
Drylaw 04.08.13 1:40pm
Al OPecia
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Rizzo 04.08.13 1:24pm
Rizzo
Most Twitter members like the attention of trolls & bomb threats.

More self important messages in 140 characters soon...

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MADJEZ 04.08.13 12:22pm
MADJEZ
Minister reminds traders “in illegal immigrant areas” about shop glass fragility

“If some of our “go home illegal immigrants” vans were to accidentally reverse into the windows of a few shops typically frequented by illegal immigrants, things could escalate with...

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nickb 04.08.13 10:52am
nickb
Misogynists inadvertently endorse #twittersilence

The online campaign, on the 4th of August, to combat abusive tweets has received support from an unexpected area. Figures released from the networking service, show the vast majority of...

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Wrenfoe 04.08.13 9:55am
Wrenfoe
Obama stragetist advises Cameron to “black up” for 2015 election

David Cameron should become black for the 2015 elections. That's the advice of his new strategist, Jim Messina, widely held to be responsible for President Obama’s success in two US elections....

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nickb 04.08.13 9:44am
Squudge
US Delight that Jail Breakouts Will Increase Number Of Potential Drone Targets 0
Titus 04.08.13 8:54am
Titus
Protests About Choice Of New Doctor Who

While an international corps of dedicated news media are camped at the roadside opposite the front door of the studio and the world waits with bated breath for an announcement confirming the arrival...

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Titus 04.08.13 7:56am
Titus