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Minister claimed wind-turbine was huge garden ornament

A conservative MP is facing expulsion from the House of Commons after submitting an £800,000 claim for a wind-turbine at his Staffordshire home., A routine audit of the peer's expenses highlighted...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 9:37pm
Underconstruction
The Daily Mail warns....

The Daily Mail warns if all wind turbines point in the opposite direction as the world rotates the earth will stop spinning...

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godly1966 01.05.12 8:58pm
godly1966
Lollipop men adopt 'suck it and see' approach to new work patterns 0
Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:57pm
Underconstruction
Daily Mail latest: Climate scientists PC's "warm ambient atmosphere" shock.

Morons Soon...

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Al OPecia 01.05.12 8:56pm
kga6
Hodgson vehemently denies that he was woo'd 0
Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:48pm
Underconstruction
World looks "kinda flat from here" claims Daily Mail Science Correspondant. 0
Al OPecia 01.05.12 8:41pm
Al OPecia
Off-duty arrests overtake on-duty arrests for killers at large

Off-duty Police Officers were responsible for apprehending a staggering 95% of all at-large murder suspects in the UK in 2011, according to figures released by the National Association of Chief...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:25pm
Underconstruction
BBC Chief: “Murdoch’s BSkyB would have degraded UK TV”.

Special report tonight, after ‘Total Wipeout’...

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woodymellor 01.05.12 8:16pm
woodymellor
Ferguson 'too ill' to play mind games...

Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson has hit back at critics who claim that he is playing 'mind games' as the Premiership title reaches it's climax., "I'm an old man with barely enough energy...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:09pm
Underconstruction
Vocal, light-exercise loving poet found guilty of walk rhymes

I'll get my coat shall I?...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 7:58pm
Underconstruction
Mother of six legged baby names Ant as the father 0
Underconstruction 01.05.12 7:50pm
Underconstruction
Rising unempoyment blamed on Miliband's calls for everyone to resign

Following on from another set of disappointing unemployment figures, David Cameron has blamed the numbers of jobless on Ed Miliband’s constant calls for people to resign. ‘We understand him...

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Perks 01.05.12 6:47pm
Wikileaks releases Hodgson resignation speech. 0
Thor 01.05.12 6:45pm
Thor
British Horseracing Board find horse presenting The One Show to be "unethical". 0
woodymellor 01.05.12 6:29pm
woodymellor
A Culture of Cliches. Why women aren't as happy as their campaign counterparts.

Unfortunate though it may be, it is a fact universally acknowledged that in the modern day, consumer based society; our reflection can be seen clearest through advertising. Though I feel that I would...

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Ollymace 01.05.12 6:19pm
Mr Target
Obese candidate to fight lo-cal election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.05.12 5:56pm
dominic_mcg
Ford beats Toyota in underwater car contest 0
Nails UK 01.05.12 5:42pm
Nails UK
Heavy rain "worse than The Blitz"

Some rain fell over the last few days, leaving millions of Britons in extreme nonchalance. Some people have resorted to getting the bus, or using umbrellas creating widespread minor inconvenience....

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woodymellor 01.05.12 5:39pm
woodymellor
2012 Olympics Approaching At World Record Speed. 0
Mark66 01.05.12 5:10pm
Mark66
Experts brought in to investigate 'Westminster Amnesia'

Scientists and neurologists have been drafted into Westminster this week to investigate an alarming rise in amnesia amongst politicians. Although the problem is not a new one, the last few weeks have...

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Perks 01.05.12 4:48pm
Ollymace
England manager in 4 year deal. To end after we get knocked out of Euro 2012. 0
MADJEZ 01.05.12 4:28pm
MADJEZ
Red light district threatened with hoe's pipe ban 2
Screenie 01.05.12 4:26pm
Screenie
Turner Prize shitlist announced 1
virtuallywill 01.05.12 3:23pm
Nails UK
FA to give Premiership Managers with facial spit guards for Old Trafford visits 0
simonjmr 01.05.12 3:08pm
simonjmr
GP found beheaded on Salford street: local PCT claims responsibility 0
Nails UK 01.05.12 2:52pm
Nails UK
James Murdoch; "No more Mr Nice Guy"

James Murdoch has reacted with fury to criticism by MPs. "There going to be less of the happy go-lucky nice guy from now on."...

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apepper 01.05.12 2:32pm
apepper
A level exams to be taken on the moon to reduce pressure on students

more soon....

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Screenie 01.05.12 2:28pm
Screenie
FA appoint another manager unable to speak english 0
Perks 01.05.12 2:25pm
Perks
Ferguson in intelligible and measured discussion with Mancini during derby match 0
Nails UK 01.05.12 2:22pm
Nails UK
Royal Navy to deploy depth charges near strategic olympic sewers.

London Olympic security received another boost today with the announcement that major sewers interconnecting with the east-London venue would be protected by teams of Royal Navy officers armed with...

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bonjonelson 01.05.12 1:57pm
bonjonelson