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Godfrey Bloom is surprise choice to front TV ad for Um Bongo relaunch

They drink it in the Congo...

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Duff 28.02.14 7:28pm
Duff
Farage on recent train trip found "no one speaking to me". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.02.14 7:13pm
Al OPecia
Chavs to be Offered Independence

David Cameron will today announce plans for Chav devolution. An insider told us “we’re not offering full independence yet, like the Scots are getting. It will be more like the Welsh model, where...

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deceangli 28.02.14 6:33pm
ianslat
Lego film cast in pieces after Oscar nomination snub 0
spoole2112 28.02.14 6:19pm
spoole2112
World holds its garlic breath over Chicken Kiev unrest.

More later...

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spoole2112 28.02.14 6:11pm
spoole2112
Parts of Nigel Farage are 'unrecognisable' 0
NewBiscuit 28.02.14 5:15pm
NewBiscuit
Analysis commissioned by badgers concludes that government is 'ineffective' 3
NewBiscuit 28.02.14 4:35pm
NewBiscuit
After Failing In Scotland, Alex Salmond Will Try To Liberate Crimea

and will demand that the rouble should replace the hryvnia...

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Titus 28.02.14 4:28pm
rikkor
England to face Sinkhole in Euro Qualifying

After UEFA’s decision to expand the pool of teams eligible to qualify for Euro 2016, England have been drawn against a team Gary Linker described as “just a hole.” The group includes several...

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Sebastian Garrard 28.02.14 4:14pm
Sebastian Garrard
France still without a backbone despite advent of 3D printing 0
irreverendJ 28.02.14 4:10pm
irreverendJ
Boeing unveils Dreamliner phone range 0
Bigglesworth 28.02.14 3:47pm
Bigglesworth
Salmond phishing in the Yes men.

Independent thinking tartan clad, Claymore rattling Scottish First Misinformer Alex Salmond has been caucht attempting to gather passwords usernames and credit card details of fellow 'vote yes'...

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spoole2112 28.02.14 3:20pm
NewBiscuit
Lady with "dangerous lamp-like object" arrested boarding flight for Crimea 1
sydalg 28.02.14 2:58pm
Titus
Scotland set to lose English After Independence

The Culture minister has just announced that if Scotland does vote for independence then they will no longer be allowed to speak English. "The English language is a core asset of the United Kingdom...

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PastyMan 28.02.14 2:37pm
Titus
Mars bars ‘will not be allowed’ if Scotland leaves UK

“Nae problem” said Jock McSporran from Scotland “I already get my ‘Choco & Caramel’ bars from Lidl and they are tasty enough for me, cheaper too.”...

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farmer giles 28.02.14 2:22pm
farmer giles
DIFD to send Rapid Reaction Multicultural Unit to Ukraine 0
Dun Dunkin 28.02.14 2:18pm
Dun Dunkin
Green Stuffed Duck and Faculty Head Seen Dancing At Leeds Ice Rink

"Ee, by 'eck! T'Orville an' t' Dean" in't it? Hey! Its Friday!...

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BewsNiscuit 28.02.14 2:10pm
BewsNiscuit
Ukranian tells eco activist he doesn't care how much co2 this has caused. 0
Dun Dunkin 28.02.14 2:08pm
Dun Dunkin
Badgers Plan Counterstrike 0
Dun Dunkin 28.02.14 2:06pm
Dun Dunkin
Pupils at Catholic schools banned from viewing Northern Lights

And other "Dark Materials"...

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Bigglesworth 28.02.14 2:04pm
Bigglesworth
Putin charity single 'Crimea River' leads Russian chart invasion. 2
spoole2112 28.02.14 1:59pm
Titus
Uk Diplomat Makes Audience Groan

The senior british diplomat make the audience groan when on the matter of Crimea he said no one was 'russian to judgement'...

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Dun Dunkin 28.02.14 1:59pm
Dun Dunkin
Concern after "Armed Men" spotted at Heathrow

There has been increasing tension in the United Kingdom after black clad gunmen have been spotted at Major Airports and public transport hubs. Identifying themselves only as "The Police". These men...

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Bigglesworth 28.02.14 1:22pm
Bigglesworth
Northern Lights go out. More soon. 0
NewBiscuit 28.02.14 1:01pm
NewBiscuit
Scottish schools "won't be allowed to play British Bulldogs" after independence

More to follow...

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apepper 28.02.14 12:22pm
apepper
Lonely Luvvies Left Livid as Annual "Oscar Nominating" Craze Hits Town

Following pressure from solicitors acting for Farcebook, and in a move set to stun the global film industry, the governing body of the ancient, and increasingly outmoded and controversial, ritual...

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BewsNiscuit 28.02.14 11:16am
BewsNiscuit
NATO mobilises Light Brigade to deal with Crimea situation

When asked by journalists what mission objectives he was referring to, a spokesman for NATO vaguely swept his arm across the room and said "over there". In related news, the MoD is reportedly...

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Bigglesworth 28.02.14 10:17am
Bigglesworth
UKIP demands removal of Essex swastikas: "We'll give them a good home" 0
Bigglesworth 28.02.14 10:04am
Bigglesworth
Man swept away on the sunny side of the street

Having got his coat and got his hat, Mr Brown directed his feet to the sunny side of the street, only to be swept away by the as-yet undiminished flood waters. Last seen he was unsuccessfully trying...

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vulture1 28.02.14 9:59am
vulture1
Lemmy's Ace of bass

Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today cock-a-hoop after being credited with a new world record for the longest bass solo ever. The marathon slapathon started on Monday during...

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Duff 28.02.14 9:29am
Duff