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Paranoid schizophrenic hard to convince nobody is following him on Twitter 1
sydalg 26.04.13 7:00am
LensCap
Anti-smoking group to stage "God Hates Fags" protests at cancer funerals 0
sydalg 26.04.13 12:39am
sydalg
Witch ceremony bargain. Only cost salary of 171 nurses.

Not funny, but true...

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olddoc 25.04.13 10:25pm
olddoc
Massive ball of fire appears in sky over parts of Britain 0
grumblechops 25.04.13 9:45pm
grumblechops
Abu Qatada signs sponsorship deal with Araldite. More soon. 7
Al OPecia 25.04.13 9:16pm
Dick Everyman
Cipriani to be offered 'Routemaster Rage' counselling 0
custard cream 25.04.13 8:20pm
custard cream
Women out to get themselves that ‘Jan Moir’ look

A poll by [i]InVogue[/i] magazine, the self-styled [i]Qur’an[/i] of British fashion, says that an increasing number of women are keen to emulate the sensible, dowdy good looks of [i]Daily Mail[/i]...

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Darkbill 2.0 25.04.13 8:16pm
Not Amused
Pounds and pence to be replaced by neeps and tatties, says Salmond. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 25.04.13 7:55pm
Titus
Daily Mail To Fund Mass MMR Vaccination Programme 3
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 25.04.13 7:49pm
Titus
May to re-introduce torture to prove that Qatada would be better off in Jordan 1
LensCap 25.04.13 7:45pm
Titus
Qatada, love for May "clearly Stockholm syndrome" insists Psychologist. 0
reforse 25.04.13 7:17pm
reforse
Thousands of towels found on Wembley Stadium seats 5
Midfield Diamond 25.04.13 7:12pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Qatada seized for planning 'crimes against English'

Controversial cleric Abu Qatada was today sensationally snatched by a heavily-armed crack SAS squad in a dawn swoop for planning major terror attacks on the English language. Mr Qatada first came...

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Reg Herring 25.04.13 7:05pm
deskpilot3
Will Gompertz's rear head curtains shortlisted for 2013 Turner Prize 2
ginty 25.04.13 6:53pm
LensCap
Sending Qatada to where he can't get Royal baby news "a breach of human rights" 1
sydalg 25.04.13 6:13pm
LensCap
Abu Qatada qualifies for Team GB on residency basis

Specialist discipline is the 'stay putt'...

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LensCap 25.04.13 6:11pm
LensCap
Katie Price signs treaty agreeing not to torture Abu Qatada

“I’d have made him read my novels which are like books with stories in, and I’d have made him watch like loads of videos of me an’ that from ITV 5, that’d be torture for him, cos it’s ...

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nickb 25.04.13 5:17pm
nickb
Imaginary Portraitist nominated for Turner

An imaginary artist whose subjects, materials and portraits are also imaginary has been nominated for the 2013 Turner Prize in a move which has divided the art world. The award has long been known...

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grumblechops 25.04.13 4:56pm
sredni vashta
'Everyone sings his name' revealed as main reason for Qatada's expulsion

'Whenever anyone mention's Abu Qatada's name, someone else says it in an irritating, sing-song way,' said Home Secretary Teresa May. 'Normally it's to the tune of 'Let's All Go Down The Strand',...

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Bravenewmalden 25.04.13 4:56pm
Squudge
Suarez match ban equates to growth period for milk teeth 0
custard cream 25.04.13 4:26pm
custard cream
Criminals decide to opt out of daylight robbery law

UK criminals have announced that they will not co-operate with the laws on various forms of robbery and instead will police themselves. Mr Knuckles McRhino, speaking on behalf of the Royal...

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apepper 25.04.13 4:06pm
apepper
'Make Lawbreaking Illegal' Recommends Leveson, After 'Phone Hacking Complaints.

"But don't ask why the police did not investigate this illegal activity properly in the first place" said Lord Leveson. "My job is to vilify the press, not to upset the police by asking them...

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Titus 25.04.13 2:40pm
Sally1985
Leveson report: Newspapers reject the abstract concept of shame

The newspaper industry is to reject a nationwide sense of embarrassment related to the British print media. Proposals for self-regulation and just the occasional “twinge of guilt” have been...

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Wrenfoe 25.04.13 2:08pm
Wrenfoe
'Memoirs of a Fisherman's Friend' wins Romantic Fiction Award

Coming soon....

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Dick Everyman 25.04.13 1:56pm
nickb
Financial Commentator Admits He Has "No Idea What 'Triple Dip Recession' Means"

"The economy has clearly been stagnant for ages. This is actually worse than any single-, double- or triple-dip recession, any of which which would have implied that there had actually been one or...

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Titus 25.04.13 1:39pm
Titus
Constant praising of The Lord has spoilt him, warns deity shrink - 2345

The constant praising of Our Lord has left him completely unprepared for modern life, warns a top reality theologian, who says the occasional kick up the arse might do him some good. The...

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ronseal 25.04.13 1:39pm
raudus
Abu Qatada to star in The Mousetrap...

Adam Boulting, Director of St Martin’s Theatre in Covent Garden, has revealed that Abu Qatada will be taking a leading role in Agatha Cristie’s play, the Mousetrap, which has been showing...

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Tripod 25.04.13 1:22pm
Tom Perdue
Economists' recommend pointing UK different direction for better Feng Shui

George Osborne is said to be "seriously considering" the rotation of the UK by 180° to improve the feng shui of the country. Although critics have attacked this apparent "U-turn", the government...

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apepper 25.04.13 1:02pm
apepper
Qatada to be moved to Scottish prison prior to independence vote 1
Sinnick 25.04.13 12:58pm
Tom Perdue
SPOTTED: Teresa May pouring tonnes of Vannish through Abu Qatarda's letterbox 0
simonjmr 25.04.13 12:30pm
simonjmr