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Concerns over the sheer size of Jeremy (Jezza) Clarkson's head 0
3 years
Springwatch to drop animals and concentrate on sexual innuendo 8
John Wiltshire 3 years

The BBC today announced that the new series of Springwatch will drop all pretence of being about animals, and will allow Chris Packham and Kate Humble to concentrate on the sexual innuendo they...

Osborne Vows 'We'll Cut Corners, Literally' 3
jampot 3 years

George Osborne announced today that the government will cut corners, off everything, in one of the coalition’s most radical budget policies yet. To cheers from Tory MPs, the chancellor delivered...

Gaddafi challenges Western Leaders to Golf Cart Race 0
3 years
God Murdoch Grants Cameron The Right To Have The Sun Shining From His A...se 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours...

Angry Bird inquest in Cumbria continues 2
simonjmr 3 years
New iPad Ideal For My Sty.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Says grandad...

Trust, for the Nation 0
3 years

The Equality and Human Rights Commission has singled out the National Trust as a "cosy club for middle-aged, middle-class, English people". The Commission conceded that it would have to drop the...

'Fewer oboes' in Canada than US 0
simonjmr 3 years
Sir Patrick Moore Revealed - A Woman! 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Speaking to reporters, he said,'If the Beeb knew that I was a woman, I would have been retired at 40, or forced to have a face lift.'...

Underperforming scientists urged to “Think first, ask questions later”. 7
Qoxiivi 3 years
Ocado voted 'Supermarket of the year' for 4th year running by Agoraphobia UK 1
toastnotghosts 3 years
Ofcom grants permission for Murdoch to take over Libya 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Tourist complains about lack of Tea shop in Irish Parliament 0
ronseal 3 years
Toiseach announces Irish entering 'Polite Queueing' Olympic team 7
Ironduke 3 years

'We've nailed the tea drinking, we've slaughtered them at that cricket malarkey, we even owe more money than they dosure they've got nothing over us and we'll take them on their own ground' says...

Anemics among those worst affected by recent cut backs. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Nick Clegg launches 'Brown Nose Day' 2
Ian Searle 3 years

Do something not very funny for votes...

West Ham to take over Olympic stadium this Saturday 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Lord Coe has agreed that West Ham can take over the Olympic stadium this Saturday with a 10% discount for cash., Said Lord Coe: 'Let's face it, we need the money, they need the stadium, it's a...

Apple unveil new 33% thinner Steve Jobs 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Bad taste alert...

Train whistle interrupts commuter's train of thought 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Apple unveils 33% thinner Steve Jobs with backward facing camera. More later... 0
James Laserman 3 years

Apple unveils 33% thinner Steve Jobs with backward facing camera. More later...

Miracle cure for cancer “on the horizon” moans myopic biochemist. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Covent Garden Escapologist thwarted by restraining order 0
simonjmr 3 years
Modern day Turin shroud just Clarin's girl makeup left on bedsheet 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fish has "impending sense of doom" from silent treatment from Killer Whale 0
simonjmr 3 years
Comedy moustache and Homburg hat the secret of Killer Whales hunting success 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fabio Capello to be new England cricket manager 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The MCC today announced the appointment of Fabio Capello as the England cricket team's new manager., A spokesman said:'In view of the team's disappointing performance so far in the world cup -...

Lord Coe launches Red Face day for Olympic funds 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

'You know,' said Lord Coe today in his usual relaxed way, 'I thought our bid was a bit cheap. We've got all the buildings up, so I thought that was it, job done, hand out the gold medals to our boys...

Ireland: “It was good to beat England at stickball, a game we don’t even play”. 0
Doylem 3 years
Libyan rebels offer “new customer base” for UK arms dealers... 0
Doylem 3 years