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'No sign of him yet' say 72 expectant virgins 3
pinxit 3 years
Weight Watchers refuse to talk about elephants in the room. 2
Stan 3 years
SETI axed. To be replaced by Search for Human Intelligence on Terra. More soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Lib Dems now less electable than Al-Qaeda, survey shows. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Apple to release Touch Toilet 0
mookwaar 3 years

Always looking to expand and improve technology in different areas Apple today announced it was moving into the sanitary business by implementing a new touch toilet, the iPoo. Steve Jobs talking at...

AV fails first past the post test in first past the post voting 0
4ty2 3 years

British voters are highly trained individuals capable if binary thinking. They are not designed to be capable of thinking further than a simple binary process and more complex thinking processes have...

The evolution of the Rhino's thick skin due to constant Croc wear 0
simonjmr 3 years
Lib Dems find out the true meaning of "Alternative Vote". More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
WWF urges 'Adopt a Lib Dem Councillor'. Now rarer than an uncooked panda steak. 0
wallster 3 years
UK electorate accidentally vote in favour of Alternate Voting system. 4
Deacon 3 years

Tories to govern Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays, Labour Tuesdays and Wednesdays., Lib Dems get graveyard weekend shift...

Liberal Democrat candidate found dead before local elections... 0
Screenie 3 years

'got off lightly,' claims Nick Clegg...

Blair lived unnoticed in UK for over 20 years - UN demands inquiry 0
Scroat 3 years

Or something similar. And before you all get upset, it's a joke, right?...

Nick Clegg refusing to release images of the corpse of Neil Hamilton 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Speedophile steals kids swimming trucks, more soon 4
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

or is 'Spaedophile steals kids trucks, more soon' better?...

'Mars reclaim £25m Bounty found in Osama compound, more soon' - 2 45
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

Thoughts please. What about? 'Mars reclaim £25m Bounty now Osama has true taste of paradise, more soon' 'Wasps swarming around £25m Bounty revealed location of Osmama compound, more soon'...

Beatles really were bigger than Jesus, claims weights and measures expert. 0
Deacon 3 years

And there were four of them...

Coffee, sex AND blowing your nose likely to lead to bad stains on your carpet... 0
Screenie 3 years
Report says mass cull of Liberal councillors may not have been necessary 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Nick Clegg changes name by deed poll to Kick Clegg 0
Scroat 3 years

More bad news soon. You can count on it...

Prince of Darkness 'still sulking' after Royal Wedding snub 0
Scroat 3 years
US moved quickly to assassinate Bin Laden before he could appoint Andy Coulson 0
ronseal 3 years

Osama Bin Laden may have been about to appoint a new director of communications, intelligence sources have revealed. If the new brand strategist had been appointed, Bin Laden would have been given an...

US admits that water boarding is not an effective method of torture 1
Speckled_Jim 3 years

Senior CIA staff admitted today that Water boarding would no longer be used as a method of interrogation. It had been thought an effective way of getting information from Al Qaeda until a senior...

world leaders declare world a safer place now Osama isn't any more 0
4ty2 3 years

to state in the same sentence to stay vigilant as acts of terrorism to avenge his death are highly likely...

Miami Dolphins reprimanded for taking credit for Osama killing 1
simonjmr 3 years
Germany claim World War One victory under last man standing rules 2
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Hours after the death of Claud Choules the last known WW1 combat veteran was announced, the German chancellor Angela Merkel wheeled out 112 year old Otto Bitzer a former infantry man from Munich and...

Al Qaida Kung Fu Fighters To Take Down Planes 2
Lawrence.Jesterton 3 years

Al Qaida planned to train its members in kung fu to enable them to hijack planes undetected, leaked documents reveal. The terrorist organisation's former number two told interrogators about a plot...

Facebook to use eHarmony algorithms to score compatibility of friend requests 0
Dumbnews 3 years
'Human cannonball' sadly missed 14
rickwestwell 3 years
Bill Oddie teams up with Tim Westward on new show, Pimp My Hide 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years
British National Party outsources membership office to India. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years