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TMS team arrested for faking new "Bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" moment 11
rickwestwell 3 years

Members of the BBC radio Test Match Special commentary team were taken into police custody last night, accused of trying to fake a new pseudo-accidental on-air gaffe, for the purpose of gaining...

Cherrie’s Ebay print-cartridge purchase causes airport chaos 1
hero2zero 3 years

Print cartridges, purchased by Cherrie, wife of ex-prime minister Blair seized at international airports caused chaos around the world today. She told our reporter, “I’m just an ordinary...

Yemen to use Royal Mail in future to ensure nothing dodgy gets to USA 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
US Mail intercepts suspicious packages addressed to Wile E Coyote. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Toner cartridge packed with explosives still cheaper than one packed with toner. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
UPS review anti-beard policy after Al-Qaeda bomb plot. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Promises more jobs for Islamic fundamentalists in future. More soon...

Harman apology to Kevin the gerbil over Danny Alexander gibe. 0
siram 3 years
Homosexuals "still hilarious", say satirists 1
Bwahahahaha 3 years

A group of the nation's leading satirists confirmed this morning their belief that homosexuals are still 'inherently hilarious', in response to suggestions that merely trotting out a string of...

Al-Qaeda claim responsibility for killing Exmoor stag 4
Stan Laurel 3 years

There was consternation last night after the terrorist group, Al-Qaeda, apparently claimed responsibility for killing Emperor, the biggest wild animal in Britain. Contrary to reports suggesting...

UK and US to outsource munitions production to Yemen to save costs.. 0
ItsReevesy 3 years

they've even offered to pay the shipping costs says procurement officer Major Thomas "Tommo" Etherington...

Take That BecomeThe Second Fastest Sellout Behind The Lib Dems 3
IABP 3 years
Benefit cap ‘will not affect any houses in Westminster' promises Cameron 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Plenty more soon...

Terror alert as explosives found on US planes bound for Iraq and Afghanistan 2
rickwestwell 3 years
Cameron reminds UK public to turn the clock back ‘thirty years’ this weekend 3
Fin Robertson 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron today asked the people of Britain if they wouldn’t mind turning their clocks back an extra ‘thirty years’ on Sunday night. “By Monday morning I confidently...

Ginger rodent': Danny Alexander calls harriet Harman the Odious cunt 1
arrghgarry 3 years

as do many English people...

New Facebook feature lets you restrict status updates to same gender friends 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Moody downgrades Karma to junk status 0
Dumbnews 3 years

A wishful thinking speculative investment that loses value in the long term...

Deluded Cameron Given Dunce Cap And Abacus By His Old Maths Teacher 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.due to Dave's 'can't count, won't count' cockup at the Euro-summit - 'Oh, yes, a 2.5% fall-back figure is a fantastic victory compared to my initial 0% demand.'...

Nimbus Racing Broom Company Announce Safety Recall of Nimbus 2000 Broomsticks 0
IABP 3 years

More Broom...

Nick Clegg says he is now so busy he has to eat the dog poo that people shove 0
arrghgarry 3 years

through his door...

Workman hits out at 'sinister' lift-with-your-knees lobby 0
dogwheels 3 years

A Basingstoke workman has hit-out at what he has described as a 'sinister' faction within the manual labour industry that is telling people to lift with their knees. Matt Twaddle, a 45-year-old...

Clegg: "I'm so hated that people put the Daily Mail through my door!" 1
3 years

Nick Clegg claims that voters angry about government spending cuts have pushed Daily Mail through his letterbox and sung the Eastenders theme at him in the street. In an interview paid for in candy...

Harman 'sorry'.'Ginger rodent' comparison to Danny Alexander 'unkind to rod 1
JP 3 years
Training videos for nurses to be replaced with porn 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Neurologists shocked to find man with two minds 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Foxes die of shock instead as they find out some tories support hunt ban. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Sheridan to finance SSP with pay per view live web cam. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
US foetus sued for spoiling mum-to-be's figure 1
Sinnick 3 years
Academics still not funny say homosexuals 0
Gerontius 3 years
Emilio Estevez is proved right that turning your mexican name to an Irish name 0
arrghgarry 3 years

just turns you into a drunken dickhead ...