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McVities & Mars reps gear up for Colorado & Washington State sales boom 1
Nowherefast 07.11.12 2:12pm
nickb
Newsnight presenter poleaxed by Obama's crushing victory

Jeremy Vine was said to be left 'a little flat' last night after horrified TV viewers to Newsnight's 'US Election Special' witnessed President Obama's virtual votes plank topple and fall on top of...

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pinxit 07.11.12 12:53pm
pinxit
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button 07.11.12 12:52pm
button
Staffers express relief as Osmond's White House band residency cancelled 0
Nowherefast 07.11.12 12:26pm
Nowherefast
Legitimate rapists 'gutted' by Obama victory 0
Midnight Dreary 07.11.12 11:43am
Midnight Dreary
Obama promises 'four more years of not very much but at least I’m not Romney'.

In his acceptance speech today, President [s]Romney[/s] Obama promised “we are united, although divided, we are going forward, not backwards, up, not down, straight on, not around in circles, more...

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sigmund 07.11.12 11:42am
sigmund
Dutch coffee shop owners announce mass exodus to Seattle 0
Nowherefast 07.11.12 10:38am
Nowherefast
Nokia reveal new Conservative paedophile ring tone 0
medici2471 07.11.12 10:17am
medici2471
More children should be in care says a committee of 1980's Tory MPs

More soon Really is a bad day for this report to be published http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-20226345...

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simonjmr 07.11.12 10:17am
simonjmr
'The US just wasn't ready for a white president' concedes Romney 0
Skylarking 07.11.12 9:56am
Skylarking
Gracious Obama thanks Trump for Romney endorsement 0
Yikes 07.11.12 9:55am
Yikes
US coast battered by further storms as whole of Europe breathes sigh of relief 0
DrTurmoil 07.11.12 9:33am
DrTurmoil
'It's a great day for the planet Vulcan', declares Obama 0
Nowherefast 07.11.12 9:31am
Nowherefast
National Association of Prostitutes Unveil New Strapline ..

.."It's a business doing pleasure with you !"...

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misterjingles 07.11.12 9:27am
Yikes
Mitt Romne]y anagrams 3
Charnztheoriginal 07.11.12 9:24am
Henryrugal
Jeb Bush offers to help re-count ballot papers if US election result is unclear 3
dvo4fun 07.11.12 9:07am
Sinnick
'Best of three?' suggests Romney 1
Long Distance Clara 07.11.12 8:44am
Des Custard
A bike is for life, not just for Christmas

Nothing brings more joy than a new bike for Christmas. The shiny new bell twinkles with the promise of much tinkling to come, the paintwork is yet to be scratched to pieces by overgrown brambles and...

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Sally Cinnamon 07.11.12 8:37am
Yikes
US election latest: Arthur Negus holds Bristol, CT

That's not a piece of news, just some gossip. (Anyone see what I did there ? Or even care ?)...

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DorsetBoy 07.11.12 6:40am
arthurminnit
Miami voters told to 'shake and stamp' as booths run out of ballot paper

more soon (now please wash your hands)...

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Squudge 07.11.12 5:43am
Squudge
Man with fake moustache revealed to be bare-faced liar. 4
weematt 07.11.12 5:43am
Squudge
America went black, will it go back? 1
AngryGammon 07.11.12 5:33am
Squudge
Costa Coffee launches new Totnes offensive

Just two weeks after Totnes councillors voted to ban Costa Coffee from opening its first store in the Devon town, Retail Gruppenfuhrer, Heinz Weisz gave an overview of their latest blitzkrieg: - By...

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custard cream 07.11.12 4:05am
Yikes
1970s sexual-abuse enquiry will ask 'Did Tories f*ck the whole country?' 4
dvo4fun 07.11.12 3:48am
Yikes
Met. press Tory 'grandee' for likely death date so their investigation can start 0
dvo4fun 07.11.12 12:35am
dvo4fun
BBC finds US man who actually cares what British think of his country's election

The BBC has discovered an American who actually cares what the British think about who wins the US presidential election. The breakthrough means that the massive holiday enjoyed by thousands of BBC...

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ronseal 06.11.12 9:26pm
Dick Everyman
Yorkshire Ripper defends Nadine Dorries' right to appear on I'm a Celebrity...

Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe has stepped into the controversy over Tory MP Nadine Dorries' decision to appear on the television reality show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 'I don't know...

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roybland 06.11.12 9:24pm
roybland
Obama and Romney neck and neck. Clinton leading by a head. 2
Paddy Berzinski 06.11.12 8:55pm
Ironduke
France to raise VAT to pay for Common Agricultural Policy.

Oh, wait, that's not right. It's [u]Germany and Britain[/u] that pay to subsidise French farmers...

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deskpilot3 06.11.12 8:21pm
deskpilot3
Rat had waited 18 weeks to get into theatre...

before testing positive for MRSA...

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deskpilot3 06.11.12 8:18pm
deskpilot3