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People of Homs offer flood sanctuary to Berkshire residents 0
Sinnick 12.02.14 8:06am
Sinnick
Church moves to recognise women who believe a load of old bollocks

The Church of England has approved legislation which could see women who believe a load of old bollocks hold the same position in the Church as men who believe a load of old bollocks. Lois Haslam, a...

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roybland 12.02.14 7:27am
Sinnick
Cars To Start Towing Open-Top Trailers With Patio Heaters, For Smokers 0
Titus 12.02.14 3:49am
Titus
Scotland Looks Forward To Independence With More Landmass Than England 0
Titus 12.02.14 3:23am
Titus
Britain's Tourism Future Uncertain, With More Coastline But Less Landmass 0
Titus 12.02.14 3:22am
Titus
Britain Cut Off From Rest Of World By floods

Well, except for a couple of bumpy bits at the top and over on the left...

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Titus 12.02.14 3:19am
Titus
Riverboat residents welcome new Thames-Wye express link 0
sydalg 12.02.14 3:06am
sydalg
"Beware of Doge" signs appearing in Somerset 0
sydalg 12.02.14 1:14am
sydalg
Cameron appoints Judge Dredge to investigate causes of Somerset floods 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 11.02.14 11:40pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Thames dredged overnight to reduce threat to homes of the rich.

Somerset to be dredged whenever convenient. "We left a note, but they haven't got back to us. We're not sure if there was anyone at home"...

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deskpilot3 11.02.14 10:59pm
deskpilot3
Government vows to curb flooding with immense stable door

The gate-like mechanism works much like an ordinary stable door, except substituting floodwater for the horse, with the door effectively 'blocking' the floodwater, or horse - ensuring of course that...

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Adrian Bamforth 11.02.14 10:57pm
deskpilot3
Cameron to spend "whatever it takes" to get re-elected. 0
deskpilot3 11.02.14 10:56pm
deskpilot3
Datchet to be twinned with Venice, says British Tourist Board. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.02.14 10:54pm
dominic_mcg
North London Fairtrade Sand-bag shop wins Retailer of the Year 2012

A shop that supplies bespoke bags of fairtrade sand to North London home-owners who fear flooding has won Retailer of the Year for a record third year in a row. "Residents of Hampstead and Primrose...

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The Bogs 11.02.14 10:44pm
Squudge
Waitrose in Berkshire & Surrey to stock bags of Organic Fair-Trade Sand.

Not like that working-class Tesco Value stuff they're using in the West Country....

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MADJEZ 11.02.14 10:40pm
MADJEZ
Floods: Ex gang members flee country after fears of rivers being dredged.

Scores of retired gang members and nightclub bouncers are fleeing the country after the environment agency debates dredging rivers of flood hit areas. One ex gang member who did not want to be named...

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carlosmanwelly 11.02.14 10:28pm
carlosmanwelly
Blizzards Expected After Local Authorities Sell Off Snowploughs To Buy Lifeboats 0
Titus 11.02.14 10:21pm
Titus
Isle Of Wight Cut Off By Floods 0
Titus 11.02.14 10:03pm
Titus
Cameron promises grateful nation 'your money is no object' 1
Squudge 11.02.14 10:03pm
sponge finger
PM says drip down effect will help those suffering from flooding 2
Bigglesworth 11.02.14 9:51pm
Bigglesworth
Eric Pickles: 'Who Ate All The Humble Pie?'. 1
Titus 11.02.14 9:43pm
Squudge
Gove steps in to replace Somerset levels with new, drier A levels 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 11.02.14 9:26pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
'We're not equipped for this type of weather' says Surrey 4x4 driver. 0
MADJEZ 11.02.14 9:11pm
MADJEZ
Edward Snowden to appear in new TV show titled “ Extreme Phishing “

The former intelligence worker and whistleblower will host the new show, designed around protecting yourself against Phishing attacks from the NSA and other government agencies...

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carlosmanwelly 11.02.14 9:06pm
carlosmanwelly
Osborne announces cut in top rate of tax to pay for flood damages. 0
Ref Minor 11.02.14 8:45pm
Ref Minor
Cow who's seen it all before has constant sense of déjà moo 1
sydalg 11.02.14 7:11pm
godly1966
'Blind' Owen Patterson to quit and relaunch career as blues guitarist. 11
Electrelane 11.02.14 6:52pm
blokefromstoke
Beaches disappearing as sandbaggers shore up Surrey

As the storm around the shortage of sandbags in the shires gathers momentum, coastal residents say it is not the sea that has swept away some beaches. Formerly dune fringed shores have been robbed of...

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marymole 11.02.14 5:31pm
marymole
Valentine suitors advised against gondola ventures this Friday

Men are being advised not to risk delivering their Valentine greetings by gondola on Friday. 'Because of the floods, many British beaux will want to resort to hiring gondolas on Friday to deliver...

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roybland 11.02.14 5:10pm
roybland
PM says government 'may have got it wrong' after Pickles calls for hosepipe ban 0
pinxit 11.02.14 5:08pm
pinxit