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Eyebrows raised as Thai women’s ping pong team arrive without bats

Madjez's idea...

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Yikes 27.07.12 11:21pm
Yikes
Thailand hopeful of ping-pong gold.

More filth soon...

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MADJEZ 27.07.12 10:51pm
MADJEZ
Prodigy's Keith Flint confirmed as Olympic fire starter 2
custard cream 27.07.12 10:50pm
MADJEZ
"12 Days of Christmas" stalls after day 4, LOCOG suspected. 0
arthurminnit 27.07.12 8:21pm
arthurminnit
Head of Italian FA to light Olympic Flame due to experience at throwing matches 5
seymour totti 27.07.12 7:20pm
charlies_hat
Cameron to Romney: 'America rang, they say it's time for you to go home now.'

PM helps Mitt collect his things together, offers to drive him to Heathrow...

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Quercus Bundle 27.07.12 7:05pm
Quercus Bundle
'This Olympics opening ceremony has been delayed due to leaves on the track' 2
Perks 27.07.12 7:05pm
Perks
Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

Lego has confirmed that its latest series of minifigures, collected by children across the world, is a limited edition of the current UK cabinet. Rumours started last month, when leaked pictures...

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NewSuburbanDad 27.07.12 6:30pm
dvo4fun
"I've been a very bad chancellor" George Osborne tells Dominatrix

A week is a long time in politics. It seems only yesterday that George Osborne was unrepentant about leading the country into a double dip recession, remorselessly continuing to blame his...

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The Masked Frog 27.07.12 6:28pm
dvo4fun
Chihuahuas “indifferent” to Bruce Springsteen, says poll

To rock fans he’s the boss, the bluest in blue collar rock, the festival favourite, the go-to guitar guy whose heart will always be in New Jersey. But according to a new poll, none of that will...

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nickb 27.07.12 5:53pm
Golgo13
New more ‘2012’ National Dress unveiled for opening ceremony.

After years of bowler hats, cricket whites, and faux British Airways cabin crew wear Team GB athletes will be sporting outfits that better reflect modern Britain. At a press conference yestrerday...

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MADJEZ 27.07.12 5:10pm
MADJEZ
Martin Creed misses parcel delivery as he "didn't hear anyone ring the bell" 0
Nails UK 27.07.12 4:39pm
Nails UK
Flu vaccine for kids means parents will have to learn how to spell "diarrhoea". 1
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 4:20pm
Nails UK
Deep shit deeper than previous deep shit warns Office of National Statistics 2
Mandy Lifeboat 27.07.12 4:17pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Hunt breathes life into colloquialism. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.07.12 3:57pm
Al OPecia
Italy confirm current plan to exhume Garibaldi 3
charlies_hat 27.07.12 3:50pm
charlies_hat
Assad for the High Jump, but no Olympic selection for Syria 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 2:59pm
simonjmr
Building of Barnsley's Alhambra centre blamed for Spains economic crisis 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 2:34pm
simonjmr
Locog investigate legal action over hooping cough outbreak 2
charlies_hat 27.07.12 1:43pm
button
Britons switch off as torch relay ends ...

Nothing worth watching anymore, might as well read a book...

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Kramaring 27.07.12 1:41pm
Kramaring
Olympic closing ceremony just days away 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 1:27pm
simonjmr
RAF to welcome gay planes after successful use of bi planes 0
simonjmr 27.07.12 1:26pm
simonjmr
John Venn to sue IOC for plagiarising his diagram. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:43pm
dominic_mcg
Catholic Church condemns makers of turkey bacon. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:38pm
dominic_mcg
Opening Ceremony to include The 10 Plagues of Egypt, says Boyle. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:36pm
dominic_mcg
Britain and US joint favourites in synchronised slimming. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 12:34pm
dominic_mcg
Seat booking fiasco leads to diplomatic mayhem

Olympic organisers' worst fears became reality last night as the expensive opening ceremony descended into mayhem. A massive computer glitch only revealed itself at the last moment, too late to...

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Drylaw 27.07.12 12:04pm
Drylaw
Jeremy Hunt's bell-end

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19011788 [fixed the typo - so that's why it didn't get any stars]...

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Sinnick 27.07.12 11:27am
Sinnick
More Olympic shame as LOCOG hangs Audi logo from Tower Bridge 7
kimllfixit 27.07.12 10:43am
HenryMJUK
Guy Fawkes prank tweet unearthed by archeologists

more to follow...

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Underconstruction 27.07.12 9:49am
Underconstruction