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Police begin crackdown on Pot Noodle use with M6 Coach sting 0
Screenie 05.07.12 10:11am
Screenie
German author has misfortune-lit smash hit with 50 Schadens of Freude

Like any Hannover housewife, Heike Muller liked to amuse her friends with stories about the misfortunes of others. They became so popular she began to jot them down for her friends and family. Pretty...

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ronseal 05.07.12 10:02am
ronseal
Diamond tips

Don't get caught, Don't eat yellow snow, Never admit responsibility, Cavendish to win stage 4 of 2012 Tour de France, Decoy to win the 4.40 at Kempton More tips soon...

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simonjmr 05.07.12 9:23am
simonjmr
Diamond : Should have known better.....

Baddum tsch. obscure musical pun for the older readers...

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MADJEZ 05.07.12 9:09am
jimmydodger
UK suffering from exceptional bad weather vows Cameron

David Cameron has made an official statement denying that the UK is actually sinking fast under the Cameron government, he states that the huge amount of rain that has fallen over the past weeks is...

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Timerman 05.07.12 8:29am
Timerman
Olympic torch fans like moths to a flame 0
button 05.07.12 8:23am
button
Olympic grimacing world rocked by cheating allegations.

The were  long faces at the Olympic  Grimacing Association  HQ as reports emerged of athletes in the sport  getting "special training" from drama schools and acting coaches. "The events should...

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nickb 05.07.12 8:04am
V Riddoch
Trident to be used to deter unofficial use of Olympic logos

South Luffenham public library has been threatened with thermonuclear extinction if it does not remove it's book display on 'The Olympics' by Thursday tea time. Trident, initially designed to be...

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woodymellor 05.07.12 8:03am
nickb
John Major launches autobiography, One Shade of Grey 2
V Riddoch 05.07.12 8:02am
V Riddoch
Daily Mail asks: Is Higgs Boson hidden cause of obesity? 0
bonjonelson 05.07.12 8:00am
bonjonelson
Daily Mail calls for 150 Thousand 'overstayers' to be sent back to Migrantia 1
dvo4fun 05.07.12 7:42am
Perks
"Don't call me a hero" says man who wrestled rhea

A man who helped recapture an escaped rhea in a village outside Ipswich has admitted he had no idea it was an escaped pet at the time, admitting he "just fancied having a go at something that big."...

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grumblechops 05.07.12 1:50am
Very Little Else
Stay of Execution for Murray's Return to "Scottish"

No doubt not for long...

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The All New Jeni B 04.07.12 10:51pm
The All New Jeni B
British Olympic Team officials target 48 OBEs 3
04.07.12 10:41pm
Ironduke
Dr Who and The Who to be in Who's Who?. 0
nickb 04.07.12 9:55pm
nickb
John Entwistle named next BBC Director General

John Entwistle will be the next Director General of the BBC, it has been announced. Described as “a safe pair of hands”, the ex-Who bassist rose to rock stardom before dying of a cocaine-induced...

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@spinal_bap 04.07.12 9:53pm
nickb
Etymologists discover the God participle 0
Thor 04.07.12 9:49pm
Thor
LHC collides a pig and a buffalo to create the Hoggs Bison

no more soon...

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Perks 04.07.12 9:49pm
nickb
News International launch own brand bugging system

More to follow...

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apepper 04.07.12 9:27pm
apepper
Agnostic particle questions existence of the 'God' particle 0
Smart Alex 04.07.12 8:53pm
Smart Alex
Hillbilly Scientists discover the Hicks, Bo & Luke particle in West Virginia 2
Scronnyglonkle 04.07.12 8:35pm
Scronnyglonkle
Urgent delivery of Kleenex made to Brian Cox 3
medici2471 04.07.12 8:03pm
Sinnick
Barclays customers 'physically sick' at the sight of Bob Diamond 1
roybland 04.07.12 8:01pm
Sinnick
Higgs boson 'nothing without fancy name' 0
roybland 04.07.12 7:56pm
roybland
Higgs boson 'probably very small' say Cern scientists 0
roybland 04.07.12 7:23pm
roybland
Catholic Church fights Higgs Boson evidence with their own 'God Article'

The world watched a press conference from CERN in amazement today as they announced they had probably found the Higgs Boson, the particle believed to be responsible for giving everything mass and...

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Perks 04.07.12 7:07pm
Perks
Where's Wally? announces retirement to countryside to 'avoid the crowds'

Wally, 65, has finally gone into retirement after finally losing his patience getting caught in huge crowds everywhere he has gone. "Last week I tried to go to the beach, and when I got there it was...

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quango 04.07.12 6:39pm
quango
Mp's Quiz Brian Cox over "Higgs Bonus"

They are seeking guidance from the Eminent Cern Professor before quizzing Bob Diamond today., They want clarification of how the Higgs Bonus can be detected in the major financial accelerator called...

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Rowly 04.07.12 6:33pm
dvo4fun
Scientists find Higgs Boson, sights now set on elusive British Summer ...

Mon soon ....

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Kramaring 04.07.12 6:30pm
Kramaring
BBC audiences shocked as Andrew Castle has yet to say when I played here 0
simonjmr 04.07.12 6:04pm
simonjmr