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Man arrested for tattooing own birthday on children's forearms 2
3 years
Osborne admits to "dire financial position" 0
Mister F 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has admitted that the economy is in a much worse shape now than a year ago, due largely to Eric pickles latest expense claim for £2.73 for a sausage roll from M&S,...

Paul Daniels' nose blockage reaches crisis following finger loss 0
apepper 3 years

More follows...

Paul Daniels and Finger end trial separation. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Debbie McGhee 'delighted' as Paul Daniels' finger successfully reattached. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

No more soon....

'Ain't that the darndest thing? I got a nail in ma brain.' 2
Clarky 3 years

A Chicago man didn't notice he'd shot a nail into his brain until doctors X-rayed his skull. 'He was talking kinda funny and slurring his words and all,' said his girlfriend Sally Mae Johnson, 'So we...

Man defies gravity with duck chariot. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Gingrich ahead in South Carolina after fathering 12% of population 1
3 years

Randy presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich has surged to a happy ending in South Carolina, after fathering a 'statistically significant' percentage of the voters. Gingrich took an anti-abortion,...

Ed Miliband 'still hopeful' of endorsement from Chuck Norris 0
3 years
German scholars point out that Mitt Romney translates as “With Essex marsh” 3
virtuallywill 3 years
Historians fail to find any evidence of Chris Martin having ruled the world. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Disappointment For Scientists As Super-Computer Fails To Go Mad. 1
sredni vashta 3 years
Cosmic surgeon to give Aquarius a nose job and bigger tits 2
Immunis 3 years
Pub fights "so much more vivid" when wearing 3D glasses 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Government delighted to find £2.,73p more than expected in bank account, 0
Mister F 3 years

The chancellor George Osborne has spoken of his joy at the bank error which left the United kingdom with a surplus of £2.73. "For one moment I actually thought our austerity measures were working"...

Migrant scrounger story upstaged as distraction by Gary Glitter story 0
Drylaw 3 years
Department of Environment to cull humans in TB affected area 0
Immunis 3 years

In the latest random attempt to stop nature doing what it will, the department of the environment has decided to kill all the humans in a 10 mile radius from Langport in Somerset to halt the spread...

Online Piracy Bill hijacked by Somalian hackers 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
BMW & AUDI to do away with door mirrors. "They never use them" says spokesman. 6
Al McHogan 3 years

. . . on reflection...

Lord Vader to be stripped of his title, Government announce. 3
bonjonelson 3 years
German twitter users complain 140 characters 'barely enough for an adverb' 1
exigo 3 years
Gary Glitter a shining example to us all, says Pope 0
Shandy 3 years

The Pope has spoken of his admiration and respect of Glitter's recent conduct, as an example of 'how all of us can use strange clothing, repetitive songs, and erratic behavior, in order to distract,...

Police to offer kettle chips and club biscuits at future riots. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
‘I got too cocky’ admits Cowell, ‘I should have realised it was all about me’ 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Simon Cowell has claimed that falling viewing figures for his repetitive, formulaic talent shows were down to him ‘having got a bit arrogant’, and not because people are slowly realising that...

UKIP to field candidate who is not mental 2
virtuallywill 3 years
‘Napoleonland’ theme park to close at 6.15p.m. everyday. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Time to run away, Josephine!,

Crime figures reduced by 10% in 2011 0
tedweasel 3 years

See I said setting the font size at 9 would work...

Salmond and Cameron deadlocked over who gets RBS & HBOS. More soon. 0
GreenCross 3 years
Die Hoff and Die Muppets - German press accused of promoting violence 0
simonjmr 3 years
Thames Water find junk in river 7
medici2471 3 years