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Karen Gillan turns down offer to advertise redbush tea. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Concern over ever-expanding OED 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A leading expert has expressed concerns that the amount of new words being added to the Oxford English Dictionary each year may lead to the printed version being the size of a small car in the near...

Cameron and Clegg to give state of the union address 1
simonjmr 3 years
Security worries cause banks to call for dog license re-introduction 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Following recent concerns over canine bank account abuse, the Institute of Financial Services (IFS) has urged the Government to re-introduce dog licenses which were scrapped in 1987. Unscrupulous...

O (Number) 2 ... Says mulinational telecoms company over privacy scandal. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
'You've won a cancer' web adverts boost Macmillan support 10
Immunis 3 years

In a bid to improve the number of hits they are getting from their internet advertising. Macmillan the famous cancer charity is offering a chance to win a free cancer including a two month stay in...

Osborne shrinks by 0.2% 0
roybland 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne is continuing to shrink despite earlier prediction of growth with a 0.2% reduction in the last quarter of 2011. 'It's very worrying,' said one City analyst and Osborne...

Controversy as GB plan to enter "blade-runner" horse in paralympics dressage. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

. . . said Zebedee...

LA Porn industry dermatologist advises against condoms in final scenes 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Wales Described As An Area "Roughly the size of Wales" 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Drugs Squad raids ‘Top Gear’ offices 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Native dogs facing extinction as British men opt for mail order wives 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
A & E's And Burns Units Throughout Scotland..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Expect a busy night, tonight...

Djokovic through to Australian Open final 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Australian open: Two Britons into boys quarters 0
simonjmr 3 years

Concerns as its unveiled they are Gary Glitter and Jonathan King More soon...

Big Decision At Number 10, In Line With Economic Malaise...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Cameron cuts back to one layer of makeup...

Jewelry and watches made from condoms may get around new LA law 0
simonjmr 3 years

Actors making pornographic movies in Los Angeles will be required to wear condoms while filming, under a new law signed by the city mayor. The new civil ordinance is reposnsible for an increase in...

Expect Photochromic Monocles To Be All The Rage In Blackpool This Summer..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.I kid you not...

New evidence suggest Dinosaur extinction caused by Onesie wear 0
simonjmr 3 years

Dr Peter Americano of the Institue for advanced study of fossils has today proposed that the extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs was the result of a cataclysmic escalation of fashion faux...

Milestone for Facebook as number of members exceeds world’s population 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Executives at social networking site Facebook were celebrating today as membership passed the seven billion mark, comfortably exceeding the world’s population. ‘Not only is this a great...

‘I’ve been acting like a complete Simon Cowell,’ cock admits 2
Clarky 3 years

A bantam cock called Bertram has confessed he might have been behaving ‘a bit too much like TV talentless show tycoon Simon Cowell.’ Critics have rounded on Bertram (3), accusing him of strutting...

Millions flock to internet as iTunes has stock clearance 3
kga6 3 years

With barely a week left of January, iTunes has joined the sales, citing having "too much music left" as the primary reason. "The general public aren't as techno-savvy as they like to think", said an...

Angler disappointed with online phishing trip 0
Perks 3 years
Ugly parents may sue Chelmsford Hospital after second set of ugly twins. 23
dvo4fun 3 years

Now the parents of four children, Rob and Jennie Chapman are taking legal advice after the birth of their second pair of twins, widely rated as two of the ugliest ever born locally. In Essex. "Our...

Jon Bon Jovi's new autobiography after conversion to Islam released 3
Nick McCarr 3 years

"Livin' on a Prayer Mat"...

A Mars a day keeps the doctors away: doctors 0
hughesroland 3 years
Oxford English Dictionary's new words for 2012 include ROFL, ;) and (_x_) 0
hughesroland 3 years
Source of hospital infection found in staph room 0
Major Clanger 3 years

More germs of ideas later...

Daily Mail Olympics special: Mens 4 x 400m getting easier 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Literally tens of newsbiscuit writers disappointed not to have won a mini 16
Shandy 3 years

An outcry from Newsbiscuit contributors over their lack of free automobiles has rippled through the satirical community in recent days. People who enjoy frequent toilet breaks at work to check if...