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|Nigeria launches two satellites ...||0||
Today Nigeria's flagship space programme, SCABAD was successfully launched. The satellites work as a pair, one to collect sort codes and the other bank account numbers. "SCABAD (Sort Code And Bank...
|Rebel Fighters Launch Giant Game Of Mouse Trap To Catch Gaddafi||0||
|Easyjet admit duty-free sales of "L'Eau de Depardieu" disappointing.||0||
|Gaddafi offers to return al-Megrahi to Scotland in return for political asylum||0||
||Tammy Flugh||3 years|
|Isle of Wight refusing to recognise Libyan rebels||0||
|Cameron Cockahoop At Allies Victory In Libya||0||
A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel...
|Gaddafi to become X-factor judge, Simon Cowell to be become Libyan Dictator||0||
Which country gets the worst deal?...
|Mario Balotelli becomes first footballer to 'do a Depardieu'.||0||
||rebel not taken||3 years|
The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers. Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the...
|Jack Bauer Admitted To Hospital With Severe Constipation||5||
Jack Bauer, US government agent and all round legend, has been admitted to hospital with an extreme case of chronic constipation. Bauer, who has survived multiple brushes with death and cunningly...
|Rebels claim key cities...||1||
Libya is in a state of civil war. Spies for the Rebel Alliance have stolen plans to Colonel Gadaffi's Death Stair: a weapon capable of annihilating an entire city. Rebel leader Mustafa Abdul Jalil is...
|al-Megrahi seeks asylum in Pennan||3||
As NATO backed freedom fighters closed in on Tripoly, unwell 'local hero' Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi admitted he'd love the chance to return to Scotland at the earliest possible opportunity. ...
|New iPhone app gives honest opinion on Starbucks' coffee.||1||
|Gaddafi to peform "My Way" on Libyan state TV||0||
Libyan State TV has announced that Colonel Gaddafi will perform the Sinatra hit live later today. He will then reaffirm his vow to fight to the death shortly before disappearing into his specially...
|Libyan Rebels were tagged at Gadaffi's Palace with NATO forces||0||
|Investors reject new idea for website for not being dumb enough||0||
|Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists.||8||
The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all its scientific advisors today, in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’ Defending the decision, a...
|Gaddafi to seek asylum in asylum||0||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
|Red Arrows suicide squad to be deployed over Libya after successful trial.||0||
No civilians were injured during the Dorset trial, and if successful in Libya, where NATO is assisting a bunch of thugs (thought to be more amenable to western bribery for oil than the curent bunch...
|New air show to feature only drones piloted by spectators||0||
|Cameron orders sinking of the Belgrano. More soon.||0||
|International gang member exchange given the go-ahead.||1||
The Government has confirmed it has negotiated a multinational gang member exchange scheme in an effort to reduce the influence of criminal gangs around the world. The concept of the project is to...
|Mysterious object seen at Loch Ness (again) during peak holiday season.||0||
More sightings next year...
|Wenger Fails in Bid for Beckham’s Semen||0||
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/52/521/521979/bwap_1198260886.jpg With Wenger’s latest failed bid for Arsenal legend Thierry Henry’s semen, he has opened negotiations with David Beckham...
|Ch. 5 announce girl who robbed crisps from Poundland will be in Celebrity BB||3||
|Arsenal hire former Iraqi Minister of Information as press officer. More soon.||0||
|The Only Way Is Worthing.||0||
||rebel not taken||3 years|
Soixante Neuf Films is promising "new birds and blokes" in it's latest reality programme The Only Way Is Worthing. A host of glamorous locations have been lined up, including the Worthing Pavilion...
|Harley rider not clinically-obese. "Slipped through the net" explains importer.||1||
|Salmond admits "geology not my strong point". More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Gerard Depardieu's Notting Hill Parade invitation retracted||0||
|Serial womanising vicar blames Lynx effect. More soon.||0||
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