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Search for intelligent Essex Policemen called off..

..entire force currently looking for a jabberwocky outside Romford...

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RickH 28.08.12 10:01am
RickH
Yahoo CEO to be deported after inserting his search toolbar without permission

(yes, I know, I should have unticked a box somewhere. I was still asleep) More soon...

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Hurrumph 28.08.12 9:24am
Hurrumph
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Squudge 28.08.12 9:21am
Squudge
Research finds that smoking weed can make you ‘err..... stuff’

A team of researchers in New Zealand have conducted a study into the effects of smoking cannabis at a young age, and concluded that ‘Smoking weed while your brain is still developing can make you,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 28.08.12 8:53am
The All New Jeni B
Older bees find young bees' dancing "incomprehensible". 8
nickb 28.08.12 8:18am
JohnA
Longleat Monkeys finally complete Vauxhall Astra Project

After 5 years of hard work the monkeys of Longleat drive through Safari have put the finishing touches to a metallic blue Vauxhall Astra. Paul, spokesmen for the 100 strong Rhesus monkey troop told...

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button 28.08.12 7:53am
button
Young bees "embarrassed" by older bees dancing. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 28.08.12 7:47am
JohnA
Annual Taliban dinner dance fundraiser postponed. 0
Maverick 28.08.12 3:21am
Maverick
Philip in the pink

So nice to see (HRH) Philip looking well again, http://assets3.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013000019_EE7eaHbf.jpg...

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Squudge 27.08.12 10:07pm
Squudge
Gardener Questions Thyme.

I'm [s]sorrel[/s] er, sorry...

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The All New Jeni B 27.08.12 7:24pm
The All New Jeni B
Stats show number of 5* subs has dipped for first time in Newsbiscuit history 0
charlies_hat 27.08.12 6:57pm
charlies_hat
Tin Man, Scarecrow seen wandering in Herts as UK prepares for more storms. 4
nickb 27.08.12 6:50pm
charlies_hat
Vox Pops ultimately inconclusive, concludes Vox Pops

In a blow to lazy television producers everywhere, a recent series of Vox Pops suggested they fail to provide any legitimate insight. The Vox Pops, recorded in whatever town centre the cameraman and...

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Chindle 27.08.12 6:41pm
dvo4fun
Medieval Torture To Be Introduced In UK Schools

In a bid to curb unruly behaviour in the classroom, the department of education has decided to introduce a number of brutal disciplinary measures including the use of medieval instruments of torture....

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Jonny Shlep 27.08.12 5:50pm
Jonny Shlep
Same sex marriage threatens steady flow of shy,vulnerable children says Bishop 3
tedweasel 27.08.12 5:39pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Splinter group demands tax breaks on tweezers 0
nickb 27.08.12 5:38pm
nickb
Police call off the search for the "Essex Virgin". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.08.12 5:34pm
dominic_mcg
Short film maker takes cushion to screening 1
nickb 27.08.12 5:26pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Neil Armstrong To Be First Man On The Sun

Neil Armstrong, the first man on the Moon, is also to be the first man on the Sun, it was announced today. This audacious plan is the brainchild of serial British entrepreneur, Sir Richard Branson....

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Reg Herring 27.08.12 5:11pm
bonjonelson
Cameron overheard telling Osborne to go and fuck himself 0
Drylaw 27.08.12 4:12pm
Drylaw
Essex man who claims to have seen big cat admits he was lion. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 27.08.12 4:05pm
Lucy4
Harry gets dressing down from army and dressing gown from grandma 0
nickb 27.08.12 3:44pm
nickb
Police call off search as witness found to be lion 0
writinginbsl 27.08.12 3:41pm
writinginbsl
Restoration amateur ruins UK economy

A middle-aged Chancellor has stunned UK officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a once proud economy. The man, in his early 40s, was reportedly upset at the way the economy...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 27.08.12 2:47pm
writinginbsl
George Galloway to be forced back to Big Brother after previously consenting

George Galloway is to be forcibly taken up the aisle and into the Big Brother house, under the now established 'previous consent' principle. blah de blah de blah Lorem Ipsum...

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ronseal 27.08.12 2:03pm
ronseal
Jesus Announces He Is A Candidate For US Presidency- Conservatives Have A Fit.

Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost)...

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27.08.12 1:59pm
Jesus Announces

Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three (Father, Son and Holy Ghost)...

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27.08.12 1:57pm
Hurricane Isaac Bears Down On The Republican Convention. God's Wrath?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!, Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at?, Where are they when you need them?, A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you...

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27.08.12 1:56pm
Essex Lions Club member 'missing'.

shame-he was the mane man 'Dangerous'Essex Lions club member sought by police ...

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writinginbsl 27.08.12 1:09pm
writinginbsl
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Gerontius 27.08.12 12:58pm
Gerontius