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Sassoon goes out with a bang. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 10:21pm
pinxit
Obama to relax restrictions on fancy dress parties

In a Landmark announcement Obama declared his support for gay weddings commenting that Christian beliefs should not stand in the way of modern wedding ceremonies. In an age of enlightenment we should...

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4ty2 09.05.12 9:52pm
4ty2
Vidal Sassoon: the final parting 1
nickb 09.05.12 9:46pm
Thor
Clintons a victim of 'birthday shortage'

Retail analysts blame the downfall of the UK's best known greetings card business on people having fewer birthdays.  "It's partly to do with increased life expectancy but also as a result of...

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nickb 09.05.12 9:44pm
nickb
Obama in favour of everything in run up to the presidential election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:39pm
dominic_mcg
Vidal Sassoon's holiday plans may involve 'going somewhere hot' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 09.05.12 8:29pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Travolta's lawyer to claim it was Nicolas Cage. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:27pm
dominic_mcg
Vidal Sassoon: Hair today, gone tomorrow 0
Perks 09.05.12 8:07pm
Perks
Terrorist asked "does my bomb look big in this"? More soon. 5
Al OPecia 09.05.12 7:55pm
Al OPecia
Clinton goes down. 'Not for the first time, the bastard' says Hilary. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 5:33pm
pinxit
Test closure of Thames Flood Barrier defeated by unusually large turd

As part of the preparations for the Olympic Games, a test closure of the Thames Flood Barrier was scheduled over the weekend to check on the response times in case of a terrorist incident. However,...

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seymour totti 09.05.12 4:50pm
allmyownstunts
Economy and family at top of Queen's Speech-How much do you want for your Gran? 0
Ian Searle 09.05.12 3:08pm
Ian Searle
Boys refuse to play with German girl, or give toys back

Angela, 7, of Berlin was in tears today as two of her best friends, Nicolas and Evangelos, again failed to either play with her, or return her skipping rope and bouncy ball that she lent them some...

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Yikes 09.05.12 2:53pm
JohnA
House of Lords reform to be followed by Cameron & Clegg reforming House of Pain

or House of Love?...

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charlies_hat 09.05.12 2:34pm
charlies_hat
Google unveils first driverless government

Technology giant Google has unveiled the world's first fully driverless government at a glitzy press conference at a factory in Essex. 'We have completed a two-year pilot of the new driverless...

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The Paper Ostrich 09.05.12 2:32pm
dvo4fun
‘My word, what a thoroughly nice young man the arresting officer was’

. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16986376...

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Midfield Diamond 09.05.12 1:36pm
Midfield Diamond
Brand glitch sees Launch of new Internet overnight sensation delayed to Q1 2013

The creation of the next big overnight success story, following an organic and spontaneous reaction to a bloke off the street who just happened to strike a chord with the nation, is to be delayed...

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ronseal 09.05.12 1:30pm
ronseal
American-English Defence League champions to issue new color kit in the fall.

Inspired by the words of The Mighty Thor...

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wallster 09.05.12 1:09pm
Thor
Travolta hoping for happy ending to court action 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:46pm
charlies_hat
English Offence League plead not guilty 0
charlies_hat 09.05.12 12:41pm
charlies_hat
Holiday organiser that sells newspapers revealed as double agent 0
Sinnick 09.05.12 12:26pm
Sinnick
Bean eating champion detained on suspicion of having explosive pants 1
beau-jolly 09.05.12 11:36am
beau-jolly
Scots diligently continuing research into doner kebab cancer cure 7
Haywood Manley 09.05.12 11:26am
Scroat
Underpants Bomber Debriefed By CIA 0
charlieworth 09.05.12 11:14am
charlieworth
Frustrated suppliers unable to bill Clintons 0
bonjonelson 09.05.12 10:58am
bonjonelson
Cameron throws bucket of wee over Nick Robinson from top floor window of No. 10

The prime minister was today in further trouble after attempting to shoo Nick Robinson, the BBC Political editor, away from Downing Street by throwing a bucketful of urine at him from the top floor...

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Eskimo 09.05.12 10:22am
Eskimo
Human rights activists demand end to Anglian Water Board

in clerical mix-up "We have to stop them inflicting this torture on ordinary people" says spokesman...

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Bismarck 09.05.12 9:50am
Bismarck
CIA suicide bomber triple agent seeks tribunal ruling over unfair defusing 0
cinquecento 09.05.12 9:29am
cinquecento
English Defence League say there is a vas deferens between them and the BNP

no more later...

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virtuallywill 09.05.12 9:18am
virtuallywill
CIA reveal Al Qaeda Yemini mole is Cat Stevens

Spyring has broken!...

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Scronnyglonkle 09.05.12 9:04am
Scronnyglonkle