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French Foreign Legion pleads "no more LibDem applicants, please". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
SNP seeks party with consonants to form a decent anagram. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Lewis Collins senses opportunity after Bin Laden Raid. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

More soon. I am sure that there's something in this, don't know what though at the minute...

Osama Elvis Bin Laden 'not dead' claims conspiracy theorists amalgam 0
roybland 3 years
Work to start on " Vajazzel - The Vagina Monologues the Musical" 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Book by Ben Elton, Music and Lyrics by Annie Lennox...

Husband finally finds a use for something "that might come in handy some time" 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Only days before wife says, "We have to declutter and get rid of all this rubbish!"...

SNP confirms Scottish Independence referendum; England to vote 'Yes'. 0
Mrblacker 3 years

more ad nauseum...

Premier League confirms new season to start before current one ends 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The English Premier League says play will start in it's 2011/12 season will begin before the final game of the 2010/11 season has been played. Wolverhampton Wanderers play Blackburn Rovers on the...

"Devolution Referendum should be held after Murray wins Wimbledon" - SNP 0
BillyBitzer 3 years

more tha noo...

New BA in The Bleedin' Obvious Degree launched 0
RickH 3 years

West Birmingham University College (formerly Smethwick Working Mens' Club), is to launch a new BA degree in The Bleedin' Obvious. Reg Grommett, VP Academics spoke to our reporter. "Interest in our...

Chris Huhne volunteers Nick Clegg for the next TV series of 'Back to the Floor'. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Ebullient SNP will contest seats in England at next election. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Nick Clegg sends out for clean underwear...

Respect party rejects membership application from Nick Clegg. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Satan confirms that as yet no approach has been made by Clegg to buy back soul 2
Basil_B 3 years

Speaking from his Hades home in Neverworld the Prince of Darkness more commonly known as Satan confirmed to awaiting reporters today that no approach had been made by the Libdem leader Nick Clegg to...

Deaf man goes to lap weeding glasses as RNID changes name 0
OldThingy 3 years

He may get a pardon...

R. Kelly releses song about his dreams of running a Fish and Chip shop 3
bonjonelson 3 years

I'll leave the punchline as a mental exercise for the reader...

Artistic differences blamed as Pippa Middleton's Bottom splits 1
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon. Over to you, I have a few ideas but can't quite bring it together. As it were...

Lo! Bad man in sea. 7
Iscariot 3 years

(anag) 5,3,5...

Cameron admits to "using Clegg as human shield". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00256/clegg_256361s.jpg...

Crisis as '5 times a day' religious fanatics mean supply of virgins running out. 0
Mr Payne 3 years

"The problem is, they take everything too far and misinterpret the words of the prophet (peace be upon Him)," claims Ayatollah...

Lord Lucan found, shot in face and body dumped in sea 3
Real Street 3 years

Dramatic and astounding news is emerging that Lord Lucan has finally been found. The peer disappeared on 8th November 1974 following the murder of Sandra Rivett, his children’s nanny. The 36-year...

Nick Clegg revealed to have been using alternative face system... more soon. 2
404 Not Found 3 years
Theives steal live cable; Cable attacks Tories; ... Tories attack theives 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Man who signed iTunes agreement faces lifetime in bondage 1
roybland 3 years

A Luton man who signed an online iTunes agreement is now facing a life in bondage. James Ashcroft (24) said that when he logged onto the Apple iTunes store he was invited to agree to fifty pages of...

Nick Clegg's political remains arrive at deserted Wootton Bassett 0
antharrison 3 years

For the first time in its history, the Wiltshire town of Wootton Bassett - known for deeply moving and dignified demonstrations of respect and mourning - was deserted as the remains of Nick Clegg's...

McCartney to marry for third time... 0
be reasonable 3 years

let's see if this one's got the legs...

Obama decorates Navy Seals... 1
be reasonable 3 years

a nice shade of taupe with pink soft-furnishings should do it...

After winning vote, new political party called 'no' to take office on Monday 0
Basil_B 3 years
"I believe I can fly" singer R. Kelly finally tests hypothesis. 5
Deacon 3 years

Hypothesis rejected. No flowers please, charitable donations...

Dolby Digital wins AV referendum, DTS complains (slightly too) loudly 0
3 years

More soon. Also, I know I'm a hifi geek, in case you were going to mention it...