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Sexually sublimated underwear manufacturer makes Freudian slip

(That's when you mean to say one thing but say your mother)...

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beau-jolly 10.03.12 9:42pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Disco Inferno singer's widow has "no idea" what song to play at his cremation 0
grumblechops 09.03.12 4:33pm
grumblechops
Journalist sacked after failing to mention hair colour of female murder victim.

More implicit sexism soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 09.03.12 4:09pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Disco inferno singer to be cremated. Predictably. 1
MADJEZ 09.03.12 10:48pm
fernandomando
Scottish MP claims fine for drunken brawl is an attack on national culture.

More Sterotypes the noo, Jimmy. Falkirk MP., http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rab-c-nesbitt-logo.jpg...

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MADJEZ 09.03.12 7:08pm
paddyparkinson
Glut in supply of photos of Harry dancing with scantily-clad women set to worsen 0
Al McHogan 09.03.12 2:38pm
Al McHogan
World Wildlife Fund to set up refuges for battered fish.

"Apparently a particular problem in Scotland", says spokesman...

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Al McHogan 09.03.12 2:33pm
Al McHogan
World's seabirds "falling". More soon.

no wonder they're going extinct...

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Al OPecia 09.03.12 2:06pm
Al OPecia
'Febreze for tents' masks stench of outdoors with fug of damp council flats

Febreze has launched a new air freshener, aimed at campers who are fed up with stench of the countryside. Available in a range of excitingly familiar odours, ‘Febreze Urbane’ masks even the...

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09.03.12 7:25pm
Perks
Hamilton improves laptime after pressing the red button

Unfortunately he had just changed his video feed to Sebastian Vettel!...

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gwalker2805 09.03.12 1:36pm
gwalker2805
Discovery of 13th Century indigestion tablets is proof of "early settlers". 6
seymour totti 09.03.12 9:34pm
Immunis
Alcoholism cured in one trip to the doctors 4
medici2471 11.03.12 5:02pm
medici2471
Men-only clubs "illegal" says W.I.

International Women's Day - My arse!...

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beau-jolly 09.03.12 1:06pm
beau-jolly
David Cameron to speed up adoption process for Nick Clegg

The prime minister has vowed to tackle ‘absurd barriers to mixed-party adoption’ as he sets out proposals to fast-track Nick Clegg into the Conservative home. ‘Nick has been with us now for...

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Ludicity 10.03.12 9:58am
dvo4fun
Judge Lifts Super Injunction on Walkers Crisps Mystery Flavour's identities 0
paddyparkinson 09.03.12 12:49pm
paddyparkinson
Sweeney remake leads to growth in cardboard box industry. 0
seymour totti 09.03.12 12:46pm
seymour totti
Milibands engulfed in siblings discount scandal

Even at the peak of the MPs' expenses debacle, the Miliband brothers were routinely claiming a siblings discount wherever and whenever they could, the Parliamentary Scandals Committee revealed today....

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Boutros 09.03.12 12:39pm
Boutros
Apple to introduce new product prefix.

Apple Corporation, makers of the iPad and iPod, have announced their intention to launch a new series of products with a new two letter prefix. An Apple spokesperson explained "Successful as 'i' has...

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weematt 09.03.12 12:35pm
weematt
Adoption:Cameron makes it easier to get rid of unwanted children, Clegg worried. 0
MADJEZ 09.03.12 12:03pm
MADJEZ
‘And That’s Why I Don’t Bother Voting Anymore’ Explains John From Accounts

John from accounts has derisively sighed, shaken his head in despair and apathetically slung his copy of the Daily Mail onto the canteen table while declaring ‘And that’s why I don’t bother...

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UnoEye 16.12.13 8:11am
Sinnick
Product branding association formed - uBetterNot

Leading brand owners have formed an association (uBetterNot) to protect their rights to the use of a symbol (usually lower case alpha ) joined to another (usually capitalised) word. A well known...

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weematt 09.03.12 11:31am
weematt
Apple's new cosmetics app - the iBrowpencil

Its my first attempt...

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Rootin Tootin 09.03.12 8:12pm
writinginbsl
Catholic Church excommunicates God: Pope Benedict XVI unrepentant. 0
Shaun McGrath 09.03.12 9:57am
Shaun McGrath
Basil Brush tragically gassed in urbane fox cull 0
cinquecento 09.03.12 9:39am
cinquecento
Boy with Big Mac stuck up his backside diagnosed with ass-burgers syndrome.

Sorry about that. At least I didn't put Whopper...

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Haywood Manley 10.03.12 4:34pm
Haywood Manley
Complaints pour in after Witness Protection Scheme sells customer data

Chicago police are currently investigating a crop of kidnappings and murders of people in the federal witness protection scheme. The connection between the victims has been traced to the sale of...

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Immunis 13.03.12 7:55am
Immunis
Lib Dems plan to target murderous psychopaths with Manson Tax 2
Skylarking 09.03.12 8:18pm
writinginbsl
Osborne introduces hefty tax on girdles 'to alleviate pain of squeezed middle' 0
pinxit 09.03.12 6:26am
pinxit
Cardboard cutout convention falls flat 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 09.03.12 8:19pm
writinginbsl
'Mansion tax' will see increase in 'Monopoly Money'

Hasbro, the makers of the famous Monopoly game, have joined Labour in coming out in support of the Government's proposal for a 'mansion tax'. They have even called for them to go further and...

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Perks 09.03.12 4:05pm
Perks