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Irish Republican dissidents establish cyber wing with Virtual IRA 4
ronseal 3 years

A new just-in-time scalable terror network, that operates in the cloud, is set to revolutionise terrorism. The Virtual IRA, a breakaway faction from the Real IRA, says its new Terror as a Service...

After program crash Windows searches for a solution and actually finds one 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Porn star struggling with retirement urged to... 2
Screenie 3 years

think outside the box...

Viginbrides4u.com's radical try before you buy scheme inherently flawed 0
simonjmr 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson's affair storyline stolen from Last of The Summer Wine plot 0
ronseal 3 years
European court rules that incapacity benefit testing is discrimination 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The government’s plans to start testing 1.5 million people claiming incapacity benefit have been dealt a blow today with EU courts ruling that this amounts to discrimination against claimants. The...

Physicists struggle to explain existence of IKEA. 12
SingingHinny 3 years

Some of the worlds leading physicists have conceded that we may not yet know enough about the nature of the universe to explain the existence of IKEA. The popular Swedish furniture company first...

Prince Harry to organise William's stag do - Europe prepares for war 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Japan Stems Radioactive Leak With 92000 Eggs 0
mugwump 3 years

Nuclear workers in Japan have finally stemmed the leak in the leaking waste water pit after working round the clock, to crack close to 100,00 eggs in the pit. The low tech solution has now prompted...

Reporting crime to be a crime 0
ED209 3 years

Britain's chief constables have today jointly announced that anyone reporting a crime will now be charged with wasting police time. "We've tried for many years to use 'civil matter', 'crime...

ONLINE DEBATE REACHES SENSIBLE CONCLUSION FOLLOWING MEASURED DISCUSSION 8
Peter749400 3 years

http://www.solidworks.com/sw/images/content/forum.jpg An online discussion forum today reached a unanimous and well reasoned conclusion following a week long debate among participants. The...

Rooney swears to let down nation again 5
OllieP 3 years

Genteel football fans up and down the country have reacted with disgust to Wayne Rooney’s curse-laden outburst this weekend in a match against West Ham. The normally eloquent Manchester United...

BBC, CNN newscasters welcome departure of Gbagbo as president of Cote d'Ivoire 0
3 years

Newscasters and journalists around the world have lauded the none-to-soon departure of Laurent Gbagbo. “He's been a nightmare” said CNN's lead anchor Brooke Baldwin , “Around for nigh-on ten...

Julian Assange takes out super-injunction... 1
be reasonable 3 years

no more soon...

Smell of bacon sandwiches provokes mass conversions to Christianity... 9
be reasonable 3 years

thousands of Jews and Muslims willing 'to take a gamble on it'. Who else can I upset today? Hat-tip to screenie for mentioning bacon sandwiches...

Millions of spiders released into Libya: Now a 'No Fly Zone' 0
3 years
Captive breeding programme established to halt decline of ginger gene 13
OllieP 3 years

Conservation scientists across the country have been put on red alert in response to a Wikipedia entry that claims the ginger gene is in serious decline across the UK. The website's assertions that...

New Ford KKKa to come with optional white-power steering 1
Qoxiivi 3 years

As another possible execution...

New pick-up trucks in middle-America to come with optional white-power steering 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Religious outrage as Paul McCartney admits to burning Quorn. 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Johnson considers 'immobility scooters' to speed up London's pedestrians 0
Screenie 3 years

Scientific studies, probably costing millions of pounds, have proven that if all cars move at the same speed on the motorway the traffic as a single entity will get to where it is heading faster than...

Female market gardener sets pulses racing with "rinse my lettuce" comment 7
simonjmr 3 years

More innuendo soon...

Riots Sweep London after Muslim Cleric burns "Three Men in a Boat" 3
Ugi_Again 3 years

UN headquarters in London was under siege today amid rumours that Islamic militants in Kandahar had yesterday burned one, and perhaps even dozens of, copies of the book which many see as having the...

Rooney blames camera outburst on left on autocue saying 'you jug eared twat' 0
Basil_B 3 years
Christmas to go ahead on Norfolk Turkey Farm 0
Mother 3 years

In an unexpected and surprising decision today, it was announced that Simon Cash’s turkey farm, near Cromer in Norfolk, will be fully behind the celebration of Christmas in 2011. The decision is...

Graddafi proposes exchanging Koussa for Al-Megrahi 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Minister of State for Decentralisation to organise decentralisation centrally 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Minister of State for Decentralisation, Greg Clark, has promised to organise the decentralistion of the country., He said: 'I'm going to do it all myself. I shall visit every part of Britain and...

Female market gardener sets pulses racing: Dwarf bean beat Sugar snap peas 0
simonjmr 3 years
Recession latest: devout builders hoping for more conversions... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Female form ‘too good to be true' 1
Screenie 3 years

‘If it seems too good to be true, it probably is’ is one of the favourite sayings of Agnes Rassiter of Banstead in Surrey and so her son, George Rassiter, a self proclaimed Geek's geek and Laser...