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Obama orders drone strike on Dublin after Jedward "welcome" 2
TerribleTim 3 years
Volcano disruption to news broadcasts expected to be much lower this time round 1
Neil Palfreyman 3 years

Last year’s Icelandic volcano eruption resulted in long term and wide spread disruption to broadcasts and reporting across Europe as presenters struggled to cope with the news. According to...

Strauss-Kahn blames drunken sailor as Seaman Staines discovered on hotel carpet 4
pere floza 3 years

with apologies to Captain Pugwash...

Interpol reveals Alex Ferguson and Muammar Gaddafi are one and the same 0
Mr Payne 3 years

Well, have you ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? If I disappear tomorrow, you'll know what's happened to me...

South West Trains impose Clapham Superinjunction. 0
MC One R 3 years
Fat Controller to be armed 2
rickwestwell 3 years

Following the news that armed teams of British Transport Police will shortly begin patrolling Britain's trains, the railway of Thomas the Tank Engine has announced that the Fat Controller will also...

You've Been Framed production company to fight blooper-injunction. 0
MC One R 3 years
Presidential visit onlooker says 'Carlton Palmer's doing alright for himself' 0
Basil_B 3 years
MP not allowed to name Hugh Bonneville as having a superinjunction 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Squeaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, today refused to allow an MP to name Hugh Bonneville as having a superinjunction, on the grounds that his name wasn't in the Sunday Herald and so...

Prince Philip honours Obama with gift of 'Blazing Saddles' DVD. 0
be reasonable 3 years
apologies - sub pulled 0
Gary Stanton 3 years
Hugh Bonneville's triumph won't start. 0
be reasonable 3 years
England Sure to get the Ashes this summer 0
Rowly 3 years

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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce no salad 13
Golgo13 3 years

Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime...

New Monty Python app launched by Apple - iMalumberjack 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Nato threaten to deploy P.C Simon Harwood in Libya 3
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Sun journalists seek "Snooperinjunction" to pry into celebrities affairs 1
simonjmr 3 years
Reports suggest Ryan Giggs "took the bullet" for Wes Brown. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Cameron criticises tie with US as having too much star & stripes pattern on it 0
Basil_B 3 years
Britain’s Got Talent Child Labour Shock 0
philbobhepple 3 years

Orphans Bribed With ‘Family and Pet Dog’ To Perform. Producers of talent show ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ have come under fire after they were accused of recruiting children from local...

Cause of Volcanic eruption put down to explosives laid by Harold Camping 0
Basil_B 3 years

Icelandic police revealed today the actual cause of the volcanic eruptions that are currently causing so much disruption in their countries airspace. They were apparently caused by an elderley man...

Armed Police to patrol railways and underground looking for newspaper sellers 0
virtuallywill 3 years

gentle tap later...

REAL REASON FOR INJUNCTION: GIGGS COULDN'T 'KEEPY UPPY' 0
Nemo 3 years

The truth behind Ryan Giggs's desperate attempt to silence Imogen Thomas is finally out. As the public speculated yesterday why on earth a footballer would try to cover up a tawdry affair with a...

SCIENTISTS SAY THAT USING VIAGARA CAN CAUSE LOSS OF HEARING!! 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Beelzebub complains to UN about increased use of 'no-fly' zones... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Rapture delayed until October due to volcanic ash cloud... 0
be reasonable 3 years

"I can't even see the bloody Christians from here, let alone lift them up to heaven," said God...

Prince Charles unmasked as father of Harry 0
pere floza 3 years
Rodallega credits fan with Wigan's Premier League survival 1
Tristan Shout 3 years

It was Hugo Rodallega's 79th minute headed goal that gave Wigan the win at Stoke City on the final day of the Premier League season, and with other results going their way, ensured Wigan's place the...

Shock as Twitter reveals that rich footballers enjoy sex with attractive women 3
jp1885 3 years

After challenging British privacy laws after unveiling the subjects of super-injunctions, social networking phenomena Twitter is once again at the forefront of controversy by revealing to millions of...

Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named 12
rickwestwell 3 years

In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the...