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Bankers call for increase to Chelsea Living Wage as hard times continue 4
OllieP 3 years

Bankers at HSBC have threatened to strike with immediate effect unless significant progress is made during talks with the Board of Directors regarding their demands for an increase to the Chelsea...

The World will end in October, no wait maybe I mean January….. 3
OliverTracey 3 years

Half baked US octogenarian time waster and all round attention seeking God botherer, Harold Camping, has now concluded, without apparently any shadow of a doubt this time, when the world will end and...

Oprah Winfrey unveils plan to to lead the workers in communist revolution 1
rickwestwell 3 years

Speaking to the audience after her spectacular farewell show, Oprah Winfrey, possibly the world's most influential woman, unexpectedly announced her sudden and firm intention to devote her life from...

Strauss-Khan has second double hand transplant in a bid to fool forensics 0
acwanaut 3 years
Cheryl Cole axed from US X-Factor for being 'too thick'. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Correction .. accent too thick. More soon...

Serbians go back to calling Mladic 'crabs' 0
acwanaut 3 years
NZ trucker admitted to hospital for penile de-gloving. 1
riesler 3 years

"I was trying to deflate my self with a vacuum cleaner"...

'All NY's hookers had phones off the hook', claims attorney, 'so he is innocent. 2
Griffin 3 years
"Suspension of Disbelief" is banned by EU 0
Rowly 3 years

Under the new regulations, it will be unlawful to say "a Polar Bear went into a bar", or for a politician to use the phrase "if you vote for me I will.", Comedians & Politicians will now be...

Mills and Boon sex education textbooks 'will just confuse children', say critics 9
rickwestwell 3 years

The recent decision by the Mills and Boon publishing house to move into sex education has been heavily criticised by education experts as having a potentially disastrous effect on children. Mills...

Michael J Fox signs promotional contract with Etch A Sketch. Eventually. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Barbecue summer to go on backburner warns Met Office 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Whistling Jack Smith wasn't actually "Kaiser Bill's batman" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

new research from the WWI archives shows...

50% of egg supply destroyed when second basket fails 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Sarkozy offers Obama Bruni double plug 0
pumpernickle 3 years

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has offered President Obama a threesome with his beautiful wife Carla.It is widely known that madame Bruni loves the big bamboo and the thought of one in the pink and...

David Hasselhoff fired from BGT because viewers couldn't understand his accent 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Emperor Palpatine: "We're all in this together" 0
Smaug 3 years
Tragedy brings community closer together, regrets community 4
Oxbridge 3 years

Two years ago, the tranquil Norfolk village of Shotesham hit the world’s headlines for all the wrong reasons when crazed gunman Barry Mather ran amok, killing five people and injuring 14 more. And...

Ex Danish police chief warns Marmite ban plays into the hands of criminal gangs 10
Golgo13 3 years

The hard line taken on the Marmite trade by Danish law-makers flies in the face of experience and could lead to lucrative new revenue streams for organised crime, says Torsten Hesselbjerg, who was...

Forestry Commission to cut 250 posts. 2
deskpilot3 3 years

All in a day's work A truebiscuit, by the way. Check out BBC news...

Ferguson takes out Super Injunction banning reporting of defeat to Barclona... 1
FoxyCoxy 3 years
Annual “999” survey reveals how stupid the public really are. 2
BillyBitzer 3 years

This month’s “public service announcement dressed up as news” press release has shocked tabloid readers with a growing list of unreasonable expectations from people calling the emergency...

LSE won't charge maximum student fees. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Juat £8,999.99 a year then...

Bad Not Not RBS This Time 0
Grover 3 years

The loss-making Royal Bank of Scotland, which is 84% owned by the tax payer, will not be fined by the Financial Services Authority over customer complaints. The FSA has not fined RBS £3.5 million...

Britain's Universities of Crime are full of foreigners who paid fees to get here 0
ronseal 3 years

Young Britons trying to get a foothold on the criminal career ladder are being blocked by our Universities of Crime, which are only too pleased to give their places to foreigners. MORE SOON...

‘I had a Super comb-over’ admits Bobby Charlton 8
Des and Stan 3 years

Sir Bobby Charlton revealed today that for much of his playing career he was almost completely bald. Millions of people were unaware of his baldness until he hung up his boots and began a career...

Mothers with babies blamed for continuing productivity problems 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Industrial output is continuing to struggle in the second quarter of 2011 according to the latest Government figures. And a productivity expert says the problems are down to staff on maternity leave...

Andrew fails to clinch  'Jag for Fergie' deal 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

 The Whitehouse confirmed today that the Duke of York used Tuesday's state banquet to 'drop a word in Mr O's ear on the subject of US trade tariffs for  minor British royalty, in particular the...

N.Z. trucker blown-up in air-hose accident 'let down by health service'... 2
be reasonable 3 years

"I feel thoroughly deflated," he said...

Raping children 'tantamount to closing libraries' claims playwright 0
3 years