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Cheshire celebratesTweddle success by painting one golden post box bronze 0
06.08.12 5:24pm
Terrorist Suspect Claims "I Was Just Doing Science"

Boom Boom (he went)....

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Nowherefast 06.08.12 5:05pm
Nowherefast
Louise Mensch Resigns, Cynics & Satirists Go For Gold In Race To Find An Angle

There has to be one....

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Nowherefast 06.08.12 5:04pm
Nowherefast
Deputy Prime Minister Defects

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has defected from David Cameron's government to join "the revolution", his spokesman says. Nick Clegg was appointed less than two years ago and his departure is the...

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bonjonelson 06.08.12 4:48pm
ginty
Shock as woman dressed as octopus snatches marathon gold. 1
BAJDixon 06.08.12 4:45pm
medici2471
Olympics 2016 to include 100m bottle throw

along with jumping in the sand and running in circles...

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nostra da mouse 06.08.12 4:23pm
nostra da mouse
Pippa Middleton announced as shock inclusion to GB beach volley ball team 1
godly1966 06.08.12 3:35pm
Ironduke
Screaming supporters to be introduced in more workplaces

With Britain's medal-winners attributing success to the lift given by a home crowd, policy-makers are hoping a similar effect can be used to kick-start the flagging economy, by having people work in...

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Golgo13 06.08.12 3:32pm
dvo4fun
Olympic Latest: "It is not the winning but taking port that counts" says Fergie 0
charlies_hat 06.08.12 3:21pm
charlies_hat
BBC News Resorts To Politics & Other Stories As Team GB Olympic Gold Rush Stalls

Spokesman warns: "We might end up interviewing Bronze medallists."...

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Nowherefast 06.08.12 2:55pm
Nowherefast
UK aiming for gold in 100m bottle throwing 0
bonjonelson 06.08.12 2:39pm
bonjonelson
John Terry successfully lands on Mars

Hat tip to Sinnick in the chat room...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.08.12 1:36pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Mars Curiosity Rover gets first parking ticket 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 06.08.12 1:27pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Olympic Athletes in panic as cliche supply dries up

The phenomenal and awesome performance of the Supermen and Women of Team GB was thrown into question last night as it emerged that there were no more sporting cliches available to repeat ad nauseum...

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deluca 06.08.12 1:23pm
deluca
Colin Moynihan to open shooting academy in Liverpook

Colin Moynihan has decided to open a sports academy for shooting in Liverpool after his comments that all our winners are from private schools. He said there is clearly a great talent for shooting in...

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tonyhill 06.08.12 1:16pm
Perks
Chinese restaurant arsonist accused of wonton destruction 3
jp1885 06.08.12 12:06pm
seymour totti
Argentina emerge as strong favourites in handball tournament

More soon....

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custard cream 06.08.12 12:04pm
seymour totti
Team GB urged to be ‘more triumphal’ over emphatic thrashing of French

Britain’s Olympians have been urged to make more of their astonishing success, and take the opportunity to ‘really rub it in’ to the French. Just days after French President Francois Hollande...

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06.08.12 12:02pm
kimllfixit
BBC DRIVING US ALL PHENOMENTAL!

According to a new poll out today, an astonishing 87% of the Great British public are fed up with BBC commentators and interviewees repeatedly using the word ‘phenomenal’ during coverage of the...

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Reg Herring 06.08.12 11:42am
butagirl
Man. Utd. Captain delighted to be selected as Olympic 2016 host 0
custard cream 06.08.12 11:37am
custard cream
Mensch Smiles Better As Batman Pussy

The truth behind Tory MP Louise Mensch’s shock decision to quit the UK for the USA emerged today – she is to star in the next Batman movie as The Joker’s twin sister, Cheshire Catwoman. Batman...

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Reg Herring 06.08.12 10:57am
Reg Herring
Olympic excitement as Worlds fastest man runs faster than some other men ...

in other breaking news the Pope lives in Rome!...

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Kramaring 06.08.12 10:11am
Kramaring
Man with weak shoulder joint appears in Dislocation, Relocation, Dislocation 0
Smart Alex 06.08.12 9:58am
Smart Alex
Olympic bottle thrower identified as member of West Ham due diligence team.

.. or Chelsea, etc...

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weematt 06.08.12 9:21am
weematt
Earth about to occupy similar position in space as it did when riots started

Observant news editors have spotted that planet Earth is about to return to much the same position along the ecliptic as it occupied when certain British towns and cities were subject to rioting. The...

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Boutros 06.08.12 8:23am
Boutros
John Terry celebrates his Olympic Gold: "Much of the credit goes to Usain Bolt"

more soon. cheers perks [chat room]...

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dvo4fun 06.08.12 7:55am
dvo4fun
Seb Coe admits Olympics was all done by CGI special effects. 0
godly1966 06.08.12 7:53am
godly1966
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Boutros 06.08.12 7:27am
Golgo13
Gove wants to introduce Gold* medal at next Olympics 9
antharrison 06.08.12 6:59am
arthurminnit
British "Incuriosity" rover successfully lands on Mars. Signals "Whatever"

First communication from the surface: "The whole planet is red, rocky and boring. Can I go home now?" Stumped after thissomeone care to carry on?...

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JohnA 05.08.12 11:42pm
dvo4fun